I Watched Every Noah Centineo Movie...

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @KarstenRunquist
    @KarstenRunquist  5 лет назад +3615

    WhAt’S YOurR FAVORITE NoaH CeNtiNneO MOooOvie?!?? :P

    • @shady9044
      @shady9044 5 лет назад +289

      This guy’s dad is a money launderer that feels right out of Wolf of Wall Street. He tried to scam tons of people in order to make some franchise called Legends of Oz, and when that failed, he ran off with the money. Also, he’s literally payed people to give Noah roles, meaning that Noah Centineo’s career is a scam

    • @KarstenRunquist
      @KarstenRunquist  5 лет назад +335

      read about this and fully believe it but didn’t wanna get in ~trouble~ so left it out of the video entirely lol

    • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
      @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 5 лет назад +86

      Are you okay? Like how are you mentally after putting yourself through this???

    • @harrypotteravenclaw
      @harrypotteravenclaw 5 лет назад +30

      TATLILB wins

    • @yoyo33333
      @yoyo33333 5 лет назад +54

      i actually liked to all the boys i've loved before 😔 but i dont know if ill watch the sequel cause he ruined it for me

  • @Hulie
    @Hulie 5 лет назад +17250

    I can’t believe you watched all of these for us... and they say chivalry is dead smh

    • @thekingofthefall72
      @thekingofthefall72 5 лет назад +106

      I feel so bad for him tho😂😂

    • @nightcat7893
      @nightcat7893 5 лет назад +96

      I haven’t felt empathy til now...

    • @Felipebrbrbrbr
      @Felipebrbrbrbr 5 лет назад +27

      Girl, let a real man pick up the slack and treat you with respect, yeah.

    • @larasif2852
      @larasif2852 5 лет назад +3

      At least not in Nantucket

    • @smarty2211
      @smarty2211 5 лет назад +1

      @@nightcat7893 ok sociopath

  • @monsermoran
    @monsermoran 5 лет назад +3105

    Finally a definitive list ranking all movies from the NCCU (Noah Centineo Cinematic Universe)

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 5 лет назад +12290

    I only like him in “to all the boys I’ve loved before”. I have a soft spot for that movie.

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda 5 лет назад +1678

      Reggie Jenkins honestly Lana condor carries the movie she’s so talented and sweet

    • @mihawk508
      @mihawk508 5 лет назад +845

      Madeline Ramirez she really is. Whole movie would have fallen apart of not for her which is kinda sad. Having one person practically carry the whole movie.

    • @kourt1462
      @kourt1462 5 лет назад +717

      Lana's back must hurt from carrying the whole production.

    • @BlackfireBmo
      @BlackfireBmo 5 лет назад +129

      psssssst yOu sHoulD rEaD tHe bOok....

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda 5 лет назад +321

      JujuBmo I read the books and I hated peter by the end, lowkey wanted her to choose the other boy over him bc I was tired of his shenanigans

  • @hoshisbones8375
    @hoshisbones8375 5 лет назад +4704

    Keanu is way too nice...he just can’t say no to no one...that’s why he’s in the movie

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 5 лет назад +129

      Halfbakedpie Or the real reason; money 😅

    • @natashahart25
      @natashahart25 5 лет назад +57

      Let me try and meet him so I can get a couple dollars then.....🤔

    • @hyunji7312
      @hyunji7312 5 лет назад +8

      That’s so convincing😂😂

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 5 лет назад +106

      Keanu is
      breathtaking.

    • @hehehihi9225
      @hehehihi9225 5 лет назад +19

      @@artheaux666 Didn't he reject marvel?

  • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
    @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 5 лет назад +3789

    I feel like Christopher Nolan would hire him as a joke and have him killed like 3 seconds into his first scene or just stand in the background doing nothing

    • @itsali64xx16
      @itsali64xx16 5 лет назад +71

      Or just have his picture in a background somewhere😂

    • @setter_soul_waifu0930
      @setter_soul_waifu0930 5 лет назад +177

      I think Christopher Nolan picks his actors/actress not based off of their reputations that is their roles in the past doesn't matter to Nolan. If he's really impressed with Harry Styles to even cast him or Heath Ledger, at that time, everybody hated why he gave the role to Heath. So if Noah still has potential or the passion and take acting seriously then why not. If he likes being casted the same character over and over again and doesn't want to see growth in his career then also why not lol.

    • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
      @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 5 лет назад +16

      setter_soul_waifu 09 I agree but he also has that British humor that would do that

    • @rorywhelan_
      @rorywhelan_ 5 лет назад +37

      I have a feeling that Noah will do a Robert Pattinson, doing art house movies in about 10 years

    • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
      @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 5 лет назад +76

      Rory Whelan the thing with Robert is that he didn’t like the Twilight series, he was fully aware of what he wanted to do. Noah acts like he’s in masterpieces...

  • @Christina-fr9bu
    @Christina-fr9bu 5 лет назад +2192

    I watched “swiped” and it was the *WORST* movie I’ve ever watched

    • @stapleyourfacebackon
      @stapleyourfacebackon 5 лет назад +26

      I know. It's terrible.

    • @avaj8716
      @avaj8716 5 лет назад +32

      Most of the movies he’s been in such as swiped are so boring and I cant even watch the whole thing.

    • @etaylor6093
      @etaylor6093 5 лет назад +4

      You think that's horrible? Watch Roomate with Leighton Meester. That film did not age well lol

    • @avaj8716
      @avaj8716 5 лет назад +3

      Chiara Lopez I just looked it up and it’s 4% rotten tomatoes. the concept doesn’t seem so bad... maybe I’m wrong though😬

    • @kennemedia01
      @kennemedia01 5 лет назад +3

      I hated myself for not exiting out of it when my mom turned it on and went to sleep

  • @defenderofminorities3056
    @defenderofminorities3056 5 лет назад +6078

    Ok he sucks in the films he’s in, but look at the guy from The Kissing Booth, he absolutely nailed his role in Euphoria, these young good looking actors just need better roles.

    • @krishmypinnace7245
      @krishmypinnace7245 5 лет назад +245

      Thank you, that's what I'm saying!

    • @belindang3407
      @belindang3407 5 лет назад +112

      Ok but the kissing booth was actually good like have you seen Spf18 or swipe?? Fucking horrible

    • @sisyphus0324
      @sisyphus0324 5 лет назад +325

      Because Jacob Elordi IS a good actor

    • @isagatinhix
      @isagatinhix 5 лет назад +366

      noah's performance in the fosters is actually really good. he isn't a bad actor, he just gets bad roles.

    • @levi-dh9fu
      @levi-dh9fu 5 лет назад +96

      Frrrrr I feel like that he's a good actor but he was categorized in the industry so I just hope he'll be given better character s

  • @missnobody7215
    @missnobody7215 5 лет назад +6790

    I don’t think he’s a bad actor
    He’s just in bad movies

  • @Jaime-wx4vk
    @Jaime-wx4vk 5 лет назад +3766

    he's got the biggest neck bruh

    • @mifi97
      @mifi97 5 лет назад +124

      Jaime i say this to people all the time and no one ever feels as strongly about it as I do 😂 IT’S SO THIC

    • @happyrat1131
      @happyrat1131 5 лет назад +48

      I never noticed that until just now ew

    • @amalie6508
      @amalie6508 5 лет назад +93

      And no jawline

    • @harveyspecter1855
      @harveyspecter1855 5 лет назад +138

      He looks like a thumb 😂

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 5 лет назад +4

      mifi97 SAME

  • @ndpd7695
    @ndpd7695 5 лет назад +2431

    *He's not that bad it's just the movies... they're bad... really bad*

    • @destinym.2022
      @destinym.2022 5 лет назад +93

      N :D P :D right? he was amazing in the fosters, but the movies he’s in after TATBILB is just TERRIBLE writing.

    • @luthientinuviel101
      @luthientinuviel101 5 лет назад +41

      I AGREE. They keep type casting him

    • @stapleyourfacebackon
      @stapleyourfacebackon 5 лет назад +18

      I agree. After TATBILB everything was just terrible.

    • @kahlyn4157
      @kahlyn4157 5 лет назад +29

      yeah but he aint good either

    • @mychemicalromances
      @mychemicalromances 5 лет назад +5

      Probably in like 10-20 years he will be in something huge. So many big actors nowadays had that career

  • @jadenwaz9585
    @jadenwaz9585 5 лет назад +13352

    Noah Centineo wishes he was Timotheé Chalamet

    • @amarabryan6170
      @amarabryan6170 5 лет назад +929

      Jaden Waz My god I’ve been saying this for so long he’s literally the failed version of Timotheé Chalamet

    • @yeeyeee2779
      @yeeyeee2779 5 лет назад +1134

      Jaden Waz Uttering their names in the same sentence should be considered a federal offense

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 5 лет назад +39

      Amara Bryan Whatever happened to Timothee Chalamet?

    • @Karaetify
      @Karaetify 5 лет назад +552

      Fernie Fernandez what you mean what happened? He is just promoting Netflix’s The King, he also going to be in thr Little Women with Emma Watson and Saoirse Ronan

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 5 лет назад +39

      Karaetify It’s just that I barely hear that name, and he just vanished...

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN 5 лет назад +655

    I actually liked Sierra Burgess is a Loser, but, I think it would had been 1000x better if Sierra ended up in jail

    • @lolagarcia6777
      @lolagarcia6777 4 года назад +71

      It could have been a good movie but it just turns out creepy

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 4 года назад +54

      It had a really great concept and the characters had great chemistry but something really major needed to happen to her so she could learn a lesson

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 года назад +26

      Athena Jaxon Yeah, minimum she shouldn't had been with Noah at the end

    • @mo.onstar
      @mo.onstar 4 года назад +5

      I really like the movie but I'm made me chuckle when you said that

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 4 года назад +3

      yeah, especially with stuff that IS MORE THAN QUESTIONABLE (as if could be considered sexual assault)

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 5 лет назад +2991

    “It makes me so sad that we as a society are still so inflexible about public nudity!”
    “What nudity? I’m writing him up for having a sleepover on state property.”
    *s o m e b o d y e x p l a i n*

    • @TheEliadventure
      @TheEliadventure 5 лет назад +392

      "this isn't a beach, this is a bathtub" energy

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 лет назад +7

      @@TheEliadventure 😂😂😂

    • @YumiSumire
      @YumiSumire 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheEliadventure what?

    • @convenientlyshapedlamp8664
      @convenientlyshapedlamp8664 5 лет назад +1

      THB Nam ruclips.net/video/JQyGcwTAHwE/видео.html

    • @TheTwilightShadow69
      @TheTwilightShadow69 5 лет назад +136

      Sadly I can explain since I saw the movie.
      He's homeless, and was taking a (nude) swim in the ocean. The chick saw him, but the lifeguard didn't. So he doesn't know he was nude, but he knows he's living in a tent on the beach.... which is illegal.

  • @supershepherd
    @supershepherd 5 лет назад +445

    He's basically just the token high school crush boy.

  • @baenanas6638
    @baenanas6638 5 лет назад +2660

    As a Pretty Much It viewer, this is our hero and the NCCU is the best franchise ever

  • @rahma3705
    @rahma3705 5 лет назад +271

    “KEANU WHO DID THIS TO YOU” 😭😭

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 5 лет назад +1534

    It took me awhile to realize the boys in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before were two different people.

  • @withfiona
    @withfiona 5 лет назад +156

    it's depressing that as a bored teenage girl with a netflix account there is only one of these movies i haven't seen.

    • @cliterally
      @cliterally 5 лет назад

      Lmao same

    • @LanaBellaVargas
      @LanaBellaVargas 4 года назад

      @xiao i adore that show but why are you promoting it here

    • @lip.w.8910
      @lip.w.8910 4 года назад +1

      please watch good moviesss the creators need some love!

  • @wavyiann9788
    @wavyiann9788 4 года назад +63

    Jacob elrodi went from “kissing booth” to “euphoria”, I hope Noah centineo gets a breakout role like Jacob did

  • @Marta-uv4id
    @Marta-uv4id 5 лет назад +1272

    I think Noah Centineo movies can legally be classified as torture.

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 5 лет назад +5

      Marta I guess he’s comparable to Rob Schneider...

    • @allysilman1631
      @allysilman1631 5 лет назад +9

      @Al Pacino FanForever that doesn't stop the movies, as well as his acting, from being garbage.

    • @leandypineda8994
      @leandypineda8994 5 лет назад +3

      @Al Pacino FanForeverHis movies still being shit xd You can see a good example of an actor making a good character in a good show when you see Jacob Elordi doing Nate character on Euphoria, he is a newbie on acting and forgot his lines on the audition, with all that stuff he did a great job.

    • @lee210294
      @lee210294 5 лет назад +3

      @Al Pacino FanForever Gurl, don't even compare him to Ryan Gosling, even in his early romcom days, he was likeable and had charisma, this guy is just blank in almost everything.

    • @lee210294
      @lee210294 5 лет назад +3

      @Al Pacino FanForever I guess, and Noah unfortunately stands out for his shitty movies 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @0912sooli
    @0912sooli 5 лет назад +1196

    He just needs some gay role in "indie but not really" movie and he will get somewhat acclaimed success. Lol

    • @a.l.michael6240
      @a.l.michael6240 5 лет назад +52

      I don’t want him in an indie movie lol. Leave him out 😂

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 5 лет назад +110

      Why is that almost too true?

    • @TheTwilightShadow69
      @TheTwilightShadow69 5 лет назад +18

      I literally had the same thought not even a minute ago and then I read this lmaooooo

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 5 лет назад +33

      penguin 0912 cmbyn...

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 5 лет назад +67

      Don’t get it twisted tho I LOVE timothee chalamet

  • @therei5555
    @therei5555 5 лет назад +954

    Remember when people actually thought he was going to be the new Batman??? LOL

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 5 лет назад +16

      what?!

    • @therei5555
      @therei5555 5 лет назад +3

      @star lord revengeofthefans.com/2018/10/01/potential-batman-actor-noah-centineo-drops-hint-about-a-fitting-at-warner-bros/

    • @rishabiyer958
      @rishabiyer958 5 лет назад +45

      I could actually seem him playing an older Damian Wayne if he is introduced in the movies as they’re both unlikable little shits

    • @beta910
      @beta910 5 лет назад +7

      Rishab Iyer
      Girl,Damian maybe a little shizzle but he’s not unlikable,he just needed to grow up in the right environment.Also I could never picture Noah as an older Damian because 1) Damian has always been a early teenager in my eyes and 2)He doesn’t look like what Damian is described and drawn as

    • @TheFrancescanater
      @TheFrancescanater 5 лет назад

      No

  • @marianaarreolamontesinos8847
    @marianaarreolamontesinos8847 5 лет назад +734

    ok, but let’s point out that he did a very good job in The Fosters. Still his best performance, i think.

    • @shaw-qwanredmond
      @shaw-qwanredmond 5 лет назад +9

      Mariana Arreola Montesinos rightt

    • @melissavergara3498
      @melissavergara3498 5 лет назад +110

      I mean he's not a bad actor he's just been in (mostly) bad movies but his role in the fosters was great

    • @milkandcookies3203
      @milkandcookies3203 5 лет назад +17

      honestly,how are you good at a show which as a multiple episode but your terrible at a one hour or two hour movie😭

    • @JKnight1316
      @JKnight1316 5 лет назад +38

      we really just let that white man play a hispanic and no one blinked twice lmao

    • @camillefaith2005
      @camillefaith2005 5 лет назад +6

      @@JKnight1316 I mean Hispanic is white so Idk what you're trying to get at.

  • @Teddy-nl8yp
    @Teddy-nl8yp 5 лет назад +1166

    It's really depressing that he is the one celebrity I've met in my lifetime

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 5 лет назад +138

      My sister met Jackie Chan, saw Tom Cruise; I saw Joaquin Phoenix from a distance but didn’t immediately recognize him because I thought he was dead at the time; it was during the filming of “Her”.

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats 5 лет назад +31

      SamWallace Art Jackie Chan gave me twizzlers!

    • @dr.pepper4590
      @dr.pepper4590 5 лет назад +4

      i met darryl mcdaniels once when he came to my school

    • @bpeel20
      @bpeel20 5 лет назад +13

      I met Tom Hanks in London once

    • @aaronelizabethschrempp5832
      @aaronelizabethschrempp5832 5 лет назад +21

      Michelin Man Roberts idk what you’re talking about, he’s literally such a nice and humble person? he’s one of my boyfriends really good friends and I’ve known him personally for about 3 years now and he’s super down to earth and just a really good guy so idk how it’s depressing that you met him just saying 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @user-jj6xp2ln4d
    @user-jj6xp2ln4d 3 года назад +28

    I honestly feel kind of bad for him. He’s dug himself into this hole where he only gets hired for one role: the rom com love interest. What happens when he gets too old for that role? He doesn’t have experience in any other genres so he won’t get hired for mystery movies like most older male actors. He’ll be completely forgotten in a few years

  • @elsagranvik6794
    @elsagranvik6794 5 лет назад +997

    okay imagine this: jesse eisenberg playing noahs role in 'the perfect date'.

    • @MartineNergaard
      @MartineNergaard 5 лет назад +28

      lmaooooo NOOOOOO

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 5 лет назад +58

      Jesse Eisenberg is 36 years old.

    • @analicious94
      @analicious94 5 лет назад +72

      1) he’s way too old
      2) the movie script is still garbage

    • @SuperMovieLvr933
      @SuperMovieLvr933 5 лет назад +128

      okay imagine this: Noah Centineo playing Jesse Eisenberg's role in The Social Network.

    • @gabriellaberman
      @gabriellaberman 5 лет назад +10

      Yishai Thau now that, is something I would like to see

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 5 лет назад +294

    He is like miles teller if miles teller didn’t know how to act.

    • @please_im_a_staaar
      @please_im_a_staaar 5 лет назад +15

      he's like Miles Taylor but miles away from him.

    • @sagefortei9078
      @sagefortei9078 5 лет назад +12

      Al Pacino FanForever Thats not true. Most of them haven’t done anything that could be considered actual acting in their adult lives. Cole Sprouse was a good child actor but not that gone., KJ Apa and Camila Mendez are horrible actors and don’t do anything besides teeny bop films. Lili Reinhart is ok, but she also doesn’t really do challenging roles. Madelaine Petsch can be good but she’s really wasting her talents on that show.

    • @happeenina9435
      @happeenina9435 5 лет назад +11

      Hahaha, at least Miles Teller has some critically acclaimed movies under his belt. But Noah, oh my...

  • @RickyRyans
    @RickyRyans 5 лет назад +603

    He makes the worst movies, so I’m expecting Charlie’s Angels to be bad. To All The Boys is the only decent project he’s been in, dude needs to learn how to turn down a role.

    • @wendyl0v3
      @wendyl0v3 5 лет назад +17

      dear rafa honestly i watched that dating app movie and i thought the plot was good, he probably did too, the thing is that the writing was too horrible at times and the production was like a highschool project but i kept watching just to see if the nerd would end up with the blondie 😂 i just fast forwarded a lot, especially the noah ‘s character and his friends scenes ( they were soooo cringy)

    • @stephentallde458
      @stephentallde458 4 года назад +4

      He needs the money and uh, work.

    • @faniceakoth685
      @faniceakoth685 4 года назад +5

      The Fosters was pretty goog

    • @RickyRyans
      @RickyRyans 4 года назад +2

      Fanice Akoth yeah that was a good show

    • @RickyRyans
      @RickyRyans 4 года назад +13

      Stephen Tallde I understand that, but you don’t say yes to every role that comes your way because that cheapens your image. Now Noah Centino movies have a reputation for being bad

  • @apseudonym
    @apseudonym 5 лет назад +225

    "I'd like to do more auteur work with filmmakers like Gaspar Noé"
    LMAOOO Noah, you simply do not have the resume to say something this pretentious right now

    • @austinfull8941
      @austinfull8941 5 лет назад +46

      He just want to have sex scenes with hot European actresses. Lmao

    • @christianherard3115
      @christianherard3115 5 лет назад +37

      I don’t think we should fault people for having aspirations he’s just trying to get his foot in the door ...

    • @Platina_
      @Platina_ 4 года назад +1

      @@christianherard3115 Exactly!

    • @ayubnor0
      @ayubnor0 3 года назад

      @@austinfull8941 Yep

  • @corbincox4470
    @corbincox4470 5 лет назад +613

    Karsten, you should watch After. I think you will have a new least favorite movie

    • @nat_nati24
      @nat_nati24 5 лет назад +38

      Corbin Cox I watched it and it’s so bad god it’s so bad

    • @AndresGarciaMovies
      @AndresGarciaMovies 5 лет назад +20

      @@nat_nati24 I thought it was decent. Obviously, there are bad things but overall it was fine.

    • @nicoleann0703
      @nicoleann0703 5 лет назад +3

      One of my favorites actually, Lol.

    • @dirtysluuut4deftones
      @dirtysluuut4deftones 5 лет назад +11

      Corbin Cox that movie is my guilty pleasure 🤭😂 it sucks but I love it

    • @katerinemiranda516
      @katerinemiranda516 5 лет назад +14

      After sucks, but it's not worse than Swiped

  • @hopefullypg3431
    @hopefullypg3431 4 года назад +25

    Noah may not be the best actor, but I would be willing to crowdfund his Gaspar-Noe-Coen-Brothers-Christopher-Nolan passion project

  • @thetragedyofcommons
    @thetragedyofcommons 5 лет назад +497

    okay but does this video count as a noah centineo movie

    • @belindang3407
      @belindang3407 5 лет назад +15

      It would still be better than some of the ones he mentioned

  • @jackierosas9593
    @jackierosas9593 5 лет назад +98

    My phone always autocorrects his name to Noah Centipede.

    • @stargirl32102
      @stargirl32102 5 лет назад +7

      Jackie Rosas mine corrected to noah centimeter when i was texting my friend and that’s just what we call him now

    • @strawbabiigirl
      @strawbabiigirl 4 года назад +4

      Mine always corrects it to "Noah Continued" which sounds like a movie he's probably gonna be in next 😂😂😂

    • @dahliajamison6253
      @dahliajamison6253 4 года назад +3

      Noah centennial for me

    • @user-jj6xp2ln4d
      @user-jj6xp2ln4d 3 года назад +2

      Noah Centimeter for me

  • @shady9044
    @shady9044 5 лет назад +710

    This guy’s dad is a money launderer that feels right out of Wolf of Wall Street. He tried to scam tons of people in order to make some franchise called Legends of Oz, and when that failed, he ran off with the money. Also, he’s literally payed people to give Noah roles, meaning that Noah Centineo’s career is a scam

    • @starylize
      @starylize 5 лет назад +65

      can you link an article? i’d love to read deeper into this.

    • @shady9044
      @shady9044 5 лет назад +69

      @@starylize I found out through these videos by ElectricDragon505 about the Legends of Oz scam. Please check em out

    • @soca143
      @soca143 5 лет назад +100

      wooowww as if a parent paying people to give their kids jobs is a foriegn concept in hollywood .. like seriously the entertainment industry is the land of nepotism !!
      Alot of famous people careers are scams according to your logic smh

    • @shady9044
      @shady9044 5 лет назад +51

      @@soca143 Yes. That is my logic.

    • @animebabe539
      @animebabe539 5 лет назад +7

      AwesomenessDude I literally didn't know about this. Thanks for the video reference!

  • @maricopa_today8619
    @maricopa_today8619 5 лет назад +40

    Remember how Noah Centitties was in Austin and Ally, and now he's here in these bad movies.

    • @ella-barnes7
      @ella-barnes7 5 лет назад +3

      Maricopa_Today centittes 😂😂😂

    • @ipiinsih3655
      @ipiinsih3655 4 года назад +3

      Noah Centipede
      Noah Centimental
      Noah Centimeter

    • @ayubnor0
      @ayubnor0 3 года назад

      @@ipiinsih3655 Noah Centipoppy

  • @okaypeople6230
    @okaypeople6230 5 лет назад +305

    "The environment, it's all about the environment man."

  • @LoudMime
    @LoudMime 5 лет назад +38

    Netflix is pumping out Centineo trash movies and Noah even pumped out his meat on snap chat or whatever to get some hype. classic hollywood scandals. he even shaved his head for an "edgy" look

  • @Pj_901
    @Pj_901 5 лет назад +370

    Why’d he do it ..... no one knows why .... not even him 😂

  • @helloitsme1960
    @helloitsme1960 5 лет назад +61

    it makes me so sad that we as a society are still so inflexible about public nudity

  • @IceCweam11
    @IceCweam11 5 лет назад +79

    THE SWIPED SET DESIGN...... EVERY ROOM AT THE COLLEGE IS JUST BEIGE WALLS AND NO DECOR

    • @ashjay7184
      @ashjay7184 4 года назад +4

      Laura B also the lecture theatres are the size of bedrooms, must have had a small budget to work with

  • @iwantme1234
    @iwantme1234 5 лет назад +27

    I first heard about him in The Fosters. He did really well in that show. Idk why he is taking on these crappy movies.
    If he keeps this up he's gonna be on those "Where are they now" list

  • @adhdfilmnerd9234
    @adhdfilmnerd9234 5 лет назад +121

    He should go back to TV. He’s amazing in The Fosters.

    • @caramel9914
      @caramel9914 5 лет назад +13

      Lmaooo I’ve hated him for replacing jake

    • @clabble6684
      @clabble6684 5 лет назад +8

      He was good, but I personally liked Jake more.

  • @nora1544
    @nora1544 5 лет назад +42

    spf 18 was the worst movie i’ve ever watched in my life

  • @JeanneNey99
    @JeanneNey99 5 лет назад +78

    Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @StudyLens
    @StudyLens 4 года назад +28

    hey man don’t hate on the actor, hate on the character instead. just feel like he’s being type casted y’know

  • @sofiuh3349
    @sofiuh3349 5 лет назад +84

    I watched Parasite because of your podcast without any prior knowledge and it was incredible, it’s my 2nd favorite movie of all time for sure. Behind SPF-18

    • @ksj1191
      @ksj1191 5 лет назад +2

      hi can u pls tell me what podcast ep he talked about parasite? :)

    • @riannlim991
      @riannlim991 5 лет назад

      @@ksj1191 just search karstcast parasite on all the streaming platforms and you should be able to see it
      It's one of their recent ones I believe

    • @sofiuh3349
      @sofiuh3349 5 лет назад

      ksj definitely #26, I think I remember it in 27 too

    • @ksj1191
      @ksj1191 5 лет назад

      Riann Lim Sofiuh thanks so much!!

  • @rileygagnon6917
    @rileygagnon6917 3 года назад +6

    He's really good at what he does I guess. Being a huge jock that everyone loves

  • @dianareynolds2446
    @dianareynolds2446 5 лет назад +29

    Netflix always keeps shooting the same movie type with the same guy

  • @hitolon
    @hitolon 5 лет назад +23

    "I'll be going in order best to worse"
    First one: To all the boys I've loved before"
    me: oh boy

  • @taurinemovie1785
    @taurinemovie1785 5 лет назад +46

    Karsten in this video looks like the kinda guy to call every film he likes a "tour de force"

  • @titusdiodoros1876
    @titusdiodoros1876 4 года назад +8

    I think “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” has some style. I think you can definitely see some Godard influence in the compositions (Une femme este Une femme, Le Mepris) and the bedroom gave me Jacque Demy vibes. It feels like a visual cousin of “ Me earl and the dying girl”

  • @majka6089
    @majka6089 5 лет назад +194

    this should be worth a *Cent*

    • @hmph3262
      @hmph3262 5 лет назад +12

      I Noah guy who can give him more than that

    • @PrototypeFTW
      @PrototypeFTW 5 лет назад +7

      Noah Scent a Mayo

  • @scottcfulton
    @scottcfulton 5 лет назад +60

    This actor is gonna blink and be Bojack Horseman

  • @gabrielacampolina3696
    @gabrielacampolina3696 5 лет назад +30

    I watched To All The Boys because I read the book when I was younger and thought it was a cute adaptation. Then, I tried watching SWIPED (for whatever reason I don't remember now) and wished I was dead only 10 minutes in. Stopped watching it and hate Centineo ever since

  • @Pochacc0_0
    @Pochacc0_0 5 лет назад +64

    He seems like such a sweet and genuine guy but damn do his roles suck

    • @calixte500
      @calixte500 4 года назад +9

      Al Pacino FanForever He’s not respected as an actor right now. So it’s better if he doesn’t act in these horrible movies, and just waits for the right role.

  • @yuvalgalchen7433
    @yuvalgalchen7433 5 лет назад +54

    love that turtleneck karsten! very film student chic!

  • @JohnDoe-xf8ew
    @JohnDoe-xf8ew 4 года назад +5

    I love how Noah Centineo was really popular for like five months and now no one talks about it him

  • @theinevitablesnack
    @theinevitablesnack 5 лет назад +93

    "I just need him to open his throat... but not, u know..." 👀😂

  • @Azzyy444
    @Azzyy444 5 лет назад +94

    everyone is like “HiS aCtiNg iSNt bAd iTs JusT tHe MoViEs hEs iN” if he had any respect for himself and his acting and wasn’t so desperate for recognition he wouldn’t just accept any role that’s thrown at him from any shit film. he allows himself to play these shit high school teen crush roles because they come more frequently and thinks it will boost his career, instead actually waiting for a GOOD role to be given to him that could actually get him some recognition? i don’t want to hear any excuses, he is a trash actor, even if he does have actual acting skills.

    • @lisenormann4102
      @lisenormann4102 4 года назад +21

      It worked for Matthew McConaughey. I don't think it's wrong for a young actor to want to establish himself finically. Several actors/actresses has admitted to doing crap projects, just so they could get the money to stay afloat while going after better parts.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 4 года назад +3

      Yeah buddy, I'm no expert, but thats probably not how it works

    • @Azzyy444
      @Azzyy444 4 года назад

      Lise Normann why act if you’re just going to do it for money? actors are supposed to be passionate about what they do and they’re supposed to connect with the characters they’re playing. if he wanted to establish himself financially he could try and get himself in an actual good movie where he doesn’t play a high school jock love romance for once and play something new that really showcases his acting skills. don’t you think he’d make a lot more money from that than playing shitty roles in movies that don’t do well in box office

    • @Azzyy444
      @Azzyy444 4 года назад

      Julian Villella okay does explain to me how it does work, julian :)

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 4 года назад +3

      @@Azzyy444
      You don't get better roles by just doing nothing.

  • @IFCLeon
    @IFCLeon 5 лет назад +25

    5:06
    "This film understands the concept of editing"
    Did you not see the moment when Sierra fell on the floor and the cut of her falling made it seem like *She literally died*

  • @kanyewestfan4758
    @kanyewestfan4758 3 года назад +1

    is no one talking about how the girl from the perfect date is laura marano who was in austin and ally in 2010 and still playing a teen now?

  • @rachelconcannon9849
    @rachelconcannon9849 5 лет назад +15

    Your Turkles Letterboxd review was AMAZING

  • @nat-oi2fh
    @nat-oi2fh 5 лет назад +7

    he was in so many disney channel things and i don’t seem to remember any of it

  • @skreen2theworld809
    @skreen2theworld809 5 лет назад +24

    Multiple hours of torture for a 12 minute video

  • @lexi7749
    @lexi7749 4 года назад +2

    Noah Centineo is that cute popular guy you had a crush on sophomore year but he just ended up working at the Reebok store after graduation

  • @mrbird8982
    @mrbird8982 5 лет назад +44

    i love gaspar noel my favourite movie of his is Exit the Void

  • @PK-pw9it
    @PK-pw9it 5 лет назад +13

    Well sadly Pretty face helps most of the times.
    "To the boys I've loved before" is the only movie I loved of him.

  • @katerynakyrychenko5570
    @katerynakyrychenko5570 5 лет назад +60

    “Parasite” in the end is such a relief

  • @olivia4087
    @olivia4087 4 года назад +1

    oh my god Karsten towards the end of this video i was reeling and was like this is so depressing that these are movies I'm gonna go watch parasite now

  • @yourstruly5738
    @yourstruly5738 5 лет назад +5

    Me and my friends love Noah Centineo movies. If it's past 1 a.m or if there is alcohol they're the best things in the world.

  • @oliviamarr6476
    @oliviamarr6476 3 года назад +2

    keanu must've owed the director's parents a favor or something

  • @ajford3973
    @ajford3973 5 лет назад +6

    “I’d love to work with Gaspar Noel” NOEL
    He sounds like a high school kid who likes to say he likes art films but only says that to make himself sound smart.

  • @matthewmenendez6981
    @matthewmenendez6981 4 года назад +2

    Holy shit, I just saw your clips of that godawful-looking swiped movie and realized they filmed it at my alma mater.

  • @admiringcinema
    @admiringcinema 5 лет назад +9

    I feel bad for you. But at the same time I’m proud that you survived.

  • @isabellamatrak2969
    @isabellamatrak2969 5 лет назад +19

    Can you do “Looking for Alaska” ?

  • @Eden-xy7gk
    @Eden-xy7gk 4 года назад +4

    When Noah said he wanted to be in a Gaspar Noe movie, a wheezed outloud.

  • @matthewmenendez6981
    @matthewmenendez6981 4 года назад +2

    I can't tell you how happy I am that someone else has seen SPF 18. It is so bizarre I thought it was gaslighting me, like WHAT EVEN IS THAT MOVIE?? Keanu, Pamela and Molly Ringwald??? The animated "dream sequence"??

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 5 лет назад +4

    More people need to know his weird backstory. His dad got the connections and money to get Noah big in the film industry by scamming people into investing in a Wizard of Oz film.
    Bernie Madoff the guy who did the biggest ponzy scheme of all time and a few other sketchy characters

  • @pinascreen7913
    @pinascreen7913 5 лет назад +2

    Omg your swiped movie review is freaking hilarious lmao

  • @TwoNerdGirlzz
    @TwoNerdGirlzz 5 лет назад +17

    he was in that perfect boy movie?? dam

  • @akazasfavouritesock6076
    @akazasfavouritesock6076 5 лет назад +8

    You guys... Noah Centineo is actually a pretty good actor. He was really really good in The Fosters and I don't get why people criticize him so much. Cut my guy a break

  • @filmandglory3299
    @filmandglory3299 5 лет назад +4

    My absolute new favourite RUclips video 😂😂

  • @alexisvanae
    @alexisvanae 4 года назад

    I fucking love you. You are......just yes. I’m in tears and at one point I choked on my water. Can’t laugh and swallow at the same time folks. You’re basically laughing the whole video so hydrate before. Anyway I can’t believe I’m just now subscribing. Thanks for such hilariously honest content. I can wait to see more!

  • @FolkeFox
    @FolkeFox 5 лет назад +13

    Press F for karsten sacrificing himself for us and our entertainment

  • @keke21891
    @keke21891 5 лет назад +4

    I haven’t liked him as an actor since they put him as the brother in “The Fosters”

  • @nat-oi2fh
    @nat-oi2fh 5 лет назад +10

    these younger actors are pretty good but they are in badly written movies, with better material they aren’t bad.

  • @virus-eiiz
    @virus-eiiz Год назад

    this video is old as hell but the way karsten's voice grows more and more agitated and unhinged is so fucking funny

  • @masonjones
    @masonjones 5 лет назад +30

    doing god's work

  • @Natalie-Ervin
    @Natalie-Ervin 4 года назад +2

    i watched spf 18 in like 2018 and I still think about it almost daily. at this point, i'm convinced it was all a fever dream

  • @DAR-ew6xc
    @DAR-ew6xc 5 лет назад +124

    I can’t stand him. He plays the the same character in every movie and they’re all equally horrible

  • @sophiedixon
    @sophiedixon 4 года назад +1

    damn you missed out on the fosters. though it's not a film so that must've been why it wasn't included. he's honestly so good in that show.

  • @marnie7280
    @marnie7280 5 лет назад +6

    Getting to the end of this video and seeing how Swiped looks made me think od To all the boys I've loved before as an Oscar material

  • @kyriosx
    @kyriosx 3 года назад +1

    He's gonna be in The Rock's
    'Black Adam'. Playing a comic book character called Atom Smasher

  • @luciamarando4919
    @luciamarando4919 4 года назад +3

    watch the fosters!! he's actually really talented

  • @jackbrown2801
    @jackbrown2801 3 года назад +2

    It’s crazy how Black Adam is gonna be added to this.

  • @GarysReview
    @GarysReview 5 лет назад +7

    I had to pause it for a good laugh when he said Gaspar Noel.

  • @orlando5789
    @orlando5789 4 года назад +1

    The fact that he says he would like to be in a movie directed by the Coens or the Nolans is just so funny.

  • @sappy_
    @sappy_ 5 лет назад +4

    Lowkey forget Noah had a Disney run there.

  • @Favour_acts
    @Favour_acts Год назад +2

    He isn’t a bad actor, I think it’s very unfair to say that. He’s just been typecast which is very unfortunate. He keeps being put in the same roles, and as an actress myself, I understand how annoying and demoralising that can be. I hope he can get into different roles that will allow him to show his range and true talent as an actor.