i watched every twilight movie in one day
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what is ur favorite twilight?!?!?
My favorite parts were when I turned off the movies and threw them away
the one with the vampires
None of them.
no
i haven't watch the whole twilight series
You're welcome Karsten and thank you for understanding Bella x Alice superiority
Omg I was so surprised to see you. Love your channel! ❤️
Amanda!! I thought of you when he started shipping the two lmaoo
Hey Amanda ♥️♥️😩👏 love your channel
no exactly
YASSSSSS
“Alice is the one Bella should be with but that’s a whole different video altogether.” 😂😂
Karsten said lesbian rights ✊
Hes not wrong.
Did he lie
tumblr gays been saying that for years lol
I love that two of my favorite youtubers interact with each other
Say whatever you want about Twilight but one thing is clear: the soundtracks had no right to slap THIS HARD. The fact that such a goofy franchise got Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, Radiohead, Bon Iver, Death Cab For Cutie, Grizzly Bear, The Killers, The Black Keys, Florence and the Machine etc etc??? Absolutely INSANE that my entire music taste has been shaped by these movies!
LITERALLY they got everyone on that bitch
The producers knew the target audience
dont forget mcrs "fuck you pay me" banger coming from gerard having to reject making a song for twilight more than once
@Cr1tikal’s Yu Gi Oh Collection all of those bands you just mentioned were my faves when I was like 14
@Cr1tikal’s Yu Gi Oh Collection as I said literally all of them. I still listen to some like slipknot ot bmth but tbh most of them feel so outdated and boring. Not saying you shouldnt like them tho thats just how I feel about them hahaha
"at one point edward laughs and it's such a wholesome moment... he lets out such a genuine laugh and it really warmed my heart." honestly this warmed MY heart lol
MONIKAAAA
HOLA MONIKA
GASP SHES HERE
hiii monikaaa
Frr
karsten thirsting over robert pattinson for 18 minutes straight
Hey I would too
We all thirst over Robert Pattinson.
He is the goddamn Batman after all.
@@catmat9449 y'all didn't care about him until he went mainstream again🙄
@@leahscontemporary it's not like they're less valid?? or like his fans from before are superior??? just let people be?????
as someone who was a 10-14 girl when these came out, i can definitively tell you that the reason there was a team jacob was because he took his shirt off a lot
Agreed
This is definitively false. Fierce Jacob vs. Edward debates, with suitable squeeing and countersqueeing, were an original part of Twilight fandom long before there were any movies at all, let alone New Moon. So Taylor Lautner's physical appearance was not all there was to the appeal of the character; fans were seeing something in him and making the case for him when he was nothing but cold black words on a page.
I am still Team Jacob for this exact reason.
*me patiently waiting till he sees the cgi baby
Oh god that thing hauntd my nightmares
SCREAMING
He really doesnt know the fans love Bella's dad...
Charlie Swan superiority
No more follow-up books from Edward's perspective or whatever. Give me a mini-series from Charlie's perspective, I need to know what this man thinks is going on at all times
Lol we do....he is the most relatable character in all the movies
@@sedi2066 true & they fixed his character too. In the books he was much worse & he gave a high five to Jacob after he forced himself to kiss Bella
I still think that we should have a movie just about Charlie trying to hunt down vampires or smth I would watch the shit out of that
it's me I am fans
The first Twilight is a camp classic and Catherine Hardwicke should’ve directed all of them.
Amen to that apparently she turned down the second one because the production was so short 😭
spittin facts
not enough commentary on the iconic baseball scene 😔✊🏽
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The cultural impact of the baseball scene is indescribable
YES
oh fun fact, twilight was 3 years after the classic that was sharkboy and lavagirl. taylor lautner was 16 in the first twilight film.
Puberty hit him HARD
WHAT
Not all the 40 year old moms watching Twilight thirsting over a 16 year old BOY oh no...
@Ryan Akwar she was 17 when she was cast and turned 18 in the middle of the shoot
@@athenajaxon2397 well 17 is basically 18 ya know.
"stupid but i like it" that's exactly how i feel about twilight
when bella kissed jacob in front of edward, my roommate and I literally got up paused the movie walked into our rooms and closed the doors we needed time to try and even understand how tf anyone liked jacob.
I think it’s because he’s more muscly, like David Henrie, Zac Efron and Nick Jonas. 😻
He's such a typical nice guy and Bella really never wanted him as anything more than a friend but he kept being a lil bitch
I reread the books and rewatched the movies when Midnight Sun came out and I don’t understand how anyone was Team Jacob. (I used to think Bella should’ve chosen just cause being a vampire seemed gross lol) in the Eclipse book when Jacob kissed Bella the first time Bella literally describes it as an assault (which it was) ??? Why are we rooting for the assaulter??
OMG I CANNOT. my best friend adores jacob and if she gets any more thirsty it might be a dealbreaker
Tbh tho I feel like Jacob in new moon wasn’t bad. In fact I feel like Bella and Jacob had a pretty good relationship in that movie. But yea after that he was shit.
"You nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster!"
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear t8ny
Guys, look! Axxl The Pathetic is back!
Didn't you made a video where you said you wouldn't breathe? You should've continued doing that.
Jacob: *Imprints on a baby*
Me: "Okay, Groomer."
Ha
I was in the theater for the midnight release of the last film, and people were like screaming during the final battle. Crying and running around the theater and leaping from their seats lol and during the entire montage there was applause. It was a surreal experience....god I miss theaters
I watched breaking dawn part 2 in theaters too.....the ending was unreal and the reaction we had was EVERYTHING .....lol
I was 14 when I saw the final battle in theaters and when Carlisle's head came off I started crying ☠☠
I love how seriously he takes this
he took notes i love him
i was today years old when i finally realized what imprinting was and even as a "tween" i knew something was off about Jacob imprinting on the baby.but now that i KNOW. i wish i did not.
She goes by Lia, I go by El. El from "Space Odyssey", Ame from "The Thing".
@@maurathebasemenprivatediar4350 liaelame
Hi Madisyn love your channel and Completely agree on Jacob. I knew something was off when I was 11 when I turned 16-17 and revisited the series I completely understood.
*Amanda explains Imprinting for 2 straight minutes*
Karsten: "this series sucks" *dies from laughter*
Well hey, at least he gave it an actual chance rather than decided to hate it without actually watching it because of the (past) anti-Twilight craze it got which was nearly (of not quite) as strong as the pro-Twilight craze.
i will not tolerate the charlie slander when he’s literally the main character
I know!! The only wrong opinion you can have coming out of these movies is anti-Charlie.
the best line from twilight is hands down 'WhErE hAvE yOu BeEn LoCa'
“you better hold on tight spider monkey” will always be my favorite classic line but that’s a close second
‘that’s my monkey man’ comes third I guess
when carlisle says “nice kitty” to rosalie during the baseball game
That big Joel impression is amazing wtf
Indeed.
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before
This needs more attention.
the way everyone thinks alice and bella should’ve been a thing
man, you'll eventually have to do The Hunger Games...
hopefully
Hunger games in my opinion was one of the only Y/A movie adaptations that was actually good.
and then the divergent series
@@tomas100708 I have fragments of the divergent serries left in my mind from childhood.
But what I manly remember abt it is how confused I was about whatever the fuck that futuristic desert paramilitary was and how irrelevant they were.
@@zephyrna6249 he should just cover the entire 2010's teen dystopian era
Starving filmmaker Karsten Runquist watches ENTIRE twilight saga in one day to satisfy SADIST letterboxd followers
we gonna talk ab how that jasper dude fought for the confederacy?
He’s a cowboy
Oh no, someone fought on the opposite side! We must cancel them! For we must assume their reasons to fighting! Fuck the idea that sometimes you just wanna protect your home from an invade but fuck that right roll over and die when told too I guess.
I respect those confederates who died because they did the same as my family who fought for the north, fight for what they thought was best and gave the greatest sacrifice for their family and home
@@stuglife5514 thanks for the laugh
@@taylor11111 Assuming your being sarcastic and stating that what I said was a joke. Do me a huge favor, never speak about historical topics because you clearly don’t have the gravitas to do so. You seem like the same kind of person to ignore the fact that most of the Wehrmacht were conscripts from other countries of oppressed people, or ignore the fact the Americans did more raping in France then the Germans did. You seem like the kind of person to apply modem day philosophy and morality to people who died hundreds of years ago. You seem like the kind of person to stan for communists like Stalin and Mao, but then talk about how trump is an evil Nazi. Grow the fuck up. History is not there to confirm your biases. Those were REAL men, with FAMILIES, with FRIENDS, who have MOTHERS and FATHERS, maybe even children of their own. Yet you brush them all over with the same brush because of your lack of knowledge on the topic, because you eat up the common modern sentiment, and refuse to acknowledge the reality of what war is. Bitter old men who send the young and naive to die. Don’t blame the solider, blame the politician that made him fight.
@@stuglife5514 Jesus christ calmn tf down
how did you not mention the cgi baby
The one thing I wish they didnt do in the movie
Whenever my wife binges these movies i tell her to get me when the battle happpens. That shit is crazy
I can’t tell if that big Joel impression was real or not it was too accurate
I'm just extremely creeped out by the fact that Jacob imprinted on the daughter of the woman he fell in love with. so what was his soul attracted to Bella's uterus the whole time? like wtaf
There’s a theory that for a small period Jacob also would have been attracted to the sperm in edwards ballsack 😂😂
you shipping Alice&Bella instead of the guys makes me so happy
also Edward&Jacob lmao these pairing would have been wayyy better than the originals
Is it sad that I unironically kinda like the vampire lore/rules in these movies? For example, the idea that children are banned from becoming vampires because they lack the selfcontrol to not eat every human it sees, it's simple yet interesting. I hate the movies themselves, but kinda like the ideas that they have in place for the vampires.
the sparkling thing kinda reminds me of fae in a way, it could've worked
As a twilight fan for so many years, the fact that the vampire lore got pushed back because of romance always irked me after i moved on from the tween idea of "Oh how romantic ect" the Volturi and the history about the werewolfs and vampires is so fascinating!! Its sad that it never got explored better as it deserved, also, the fact that other franchises, actors, ect from other shows mocked twilight and its plot makes me think of how dumb the fact that those other "vampire shows" lack depth and rules, like in the originals, the baby was a tribrid, a witch, werewolf, vampire... like, how does that even work?? the genes must be such a convoluted cesspool of surreality, how can the kid control the magic? (I know the kid doesn't activate her werewolf curse until she's older nor her vampire side) *which is such a stupid scape goat excuse* but they mocked the fact that twilight vampires lived with rules that kept them safe, they had a smart way of living, and the fact that it was not aceptable to change kids makes me think the twilight universe had more brains than tvd or any other show around that time. Without adding the fact that the twilight vampires are practically indestructible and truly frightening with their powers.
How I describe this series: two romantic rivals tag-team gaslighting a bored girl while more pressing matters happen in the background. Also baseball.
I stand by Twilight (2008) being a genuinely great camp film. SO many iconic moments
I'm living for the Twilight Renaissance.
The werewolves’ jorts are actually an important plot point in the books lol
So what happens to the jorts!
@@alexromanchuk5943 they tie them to their leg
werewolf jorts werewolf jorts werewolf jorts
@@alexromanchuk5943 they spill blood on them?
Karsten being a bicon at MULTIPLE points in this vid
is he actually bi? just wondering
@@lizzieenergy2761 I think so. I hate to speculate but he has mentioned going on dates with guys and girls on his podcast :)
Love to see it
Yeah! "Robert Pattinson's hole", anyone?
Oh my fucking god SEXUALITY ISNT A PERSONALITY TRAIT SEXUALITY ISNT A PERSONALITY TRAIT SEXUALITY ISNT A PERSONALITY TRAIT *SAY IT WITH ME KIDDOS* SEXUALITY ISNT A PERSONALITY TRAIT
This was just a Rob Pat appreciation video and I'm all for it
“This is just a movie about guys being weird” perfectly incapsulates my feelings on the Twilight series
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW SPOT ON THE BIG JOEL IMPRESSION WAS
i was looking for this comment it was literally so good
“This movies arent good because they weren’t directed by a vampire or werewolf” - Karsten 2021.
I appreciate that you didn’t just knock these off as “eww bad teen girl movie” and seemed to actually analyze it for what it is: a teen vampire movie in 2008. It’s not supposed to be revolutionary, it’s fun
Not only is the last one mostly planning, it’s planning for one fight scene that is actually just a vision. And that battle sequence doesn’t even happen in the books. It’s real bad.
No one:
Karsten: CReDiTs LoOk nIcE.
Karsten in Eclipse: this is weird
Me a twilight expert: Boy you haven’t seen anything yet.
rami malek is basically the avatar in these movies
You should watch every john hughes movie and rank them
Every movie he directed or every movie he wrote?
@@torstenatterberg5788 both would be cool
The first one was the best because it was the most "indie" of the saga, it got cringey and annoying when they started to become large scale blockbusters (and I agree with you I miss the blue color palette so much it did a lot to add to the atmosphere and "vibe")
This was TOO MUCH FUN. loved Karsten gayshiping. loved that Amanda was in this. oh god I wish I was there seeing all of his reaction
So apparently the first twilight had a very small budget. To compensate for the lack of set design/wardrobe/ higher quality filmmaking stuff they used a blue tint (kinda like the first two seasons of Rupaul's dragrace).
Also they totally didn't think the movie would do too well, but definitely didn't think it would be the start of a successful franchise, so everyone in it played up the goofiness and campiness of vampires spending a hundred years redoing highschool in small suburban towns.
After it was a hit though alot of the cast (particularly Robert Pattinson) were pretty displeased with working on them, especially as studios wanted to make them more "serious" ultimately taking the fun out of twilight, which is really the main thing it had going for it.
That's my theory as to why everyone after the first one looks so sad and mad all the time. In the first one they look weird, and kind of constipated, but that's just kind of how its written, in the second, third, and fourth one they literally look like their reading the scripts to other movies. Except for Jasper who seems to be the main cast member to really embrace twilight and openly state what a great time he had and how much he loved working on it, etc.
In the last film the vampires are noticeably smiling and laughing at everything, kind of for no reason, but I think it's because they were excited to wrap up the four year process of making a story none of them were fans of.
Also I always thought the third book was the worst as the the first movie had already been out, meaning Stephanie Meyers (the author) knew the rest of the series would become movies too. So she tried alot of backstory and attempts at witty dialogue and action but she never really succeeded.
All of the films however are pretty good examples of good book to movie adaptions. They stick to the main story really well, character depictions are accurate to the book, unnecessary side plots or details are usually left out (like Angela and Bellas job at a sporting goods store), and actual dialog is sometimes said strate from the book, it's just the dialog was never that good to begin with.
My problem was always that their were such interesting characters and the story at its core, somewhat exiled vampires existing amongst humans, is interesting enough. It's just gone about in the mst mundane and PG-13, 2008 way ever. With two people much older than teenagers constantly staring at each other whilst making bad decisions.
I missed the actual twilight "hype" of the early 2010s but getting into it afterwards is hilarious just because of all the people that either get embarrassed or weirdly defensive when I bring up the countless plot holes or weird moments. Like how come human blood is so irresistible but the topic of menstruation is never brought up until pregnancy, or how Bella literally sees and hears hallucinations of her ex boyfriend and her first thought is "I should try and hurt myself to see if that happens again." But when you just sit back, laugh it off and except it as what it is, Twilight can be pretty fun.
holy shit you wrote a whole fucking essay
Spot on Big Joel impression.
Either you turned off/walked out of the first Twilight movie when Edward started sparkling or you watched all 5 of them, there's no in between.
that big joel impression was fucking hilarious. A+ job my dude
@@maurathebasemenprivatediar4350 w-what?
She goes by Lia, I go by El. El from "Space Odyssey", Ame from "The Thing".
My favorite one is New Moon because of the 2009 MTV vibes it radiates, I remember how they hyped the shit out of it and played the videos from the songs that were in the movie and I finished liking it because of that.
I dont know why there was a team Edward vs team Jacob thing going on when Bella clearly wanted Edward throughout the whole series.
I completely expected Bella trying to choose between the 2, but no. It was always Edward.
Honestly this is why I was so disappointed when the first director didn’t come back for the future films bc you truly notice a difference in tone and campiness
The first one just hits different 😂😂 it’s so extra I love it
the big joel impression was just absolutely spot on, uncanny, w e i r d
Is “show some hole” a common phrase I’ve never heard?
i too would like further context on this i want to be in on the joke
ye i didnt get it either
Maybe it’s a common phrase amongst the gay community. I don’t know if Karsten is gay, but maybe he picked it up from gay friends.
yeah it's a fairly common thing for gay guys to say on twitter
Ah fair so it's not really to do with Edward and more to do with just showing hole?
"So close together, I kinda want them to kiss" WOAAAH PLOT TWIST
What I expected: Karsten tearing the films to shreds
What I got: Karsten waxing philisophical about how relationships work
that big joel impression was better than the movies
The Amanda cameo was a welcome surprise, none of the Twilight films are great but I have a fondness for them anyway and I've loved seeing both Rob and Kristen's careers take off.
Quality content kurstboy.
The only good thing I remember about twilight is that the soundtrack was brilliant muse, paramore, linkin park, the killers and Radiohead are some of my favourite bands
14:43 i had to rewind FIVE TIMES and turn subtitles on to make sure i heard that correctly.
and i %100 agree
“What else would you want from a romantic vampire movie that’s set in 2008?”
Let the Right One In came out in 2008
And it's so much better.
When you talked about the directors changing I started going into my rant about why Catherine Hardwicke should have been the director of the whole series to empty air. Maybe someday someone will listen to it, because I have FEELINGS.
Karsten: "I'm really getting into motion graphics."
Motion graphics: 17:02
this is exactly what i needed from you.
my local movie theater had like 5 rooms and on opening night for the last breaking dawn pt2 all of the tickets were sold out to the point where ppl sat on each others laps and on the stairs (im p sure they oversold them) during the fight scene ppl were literally yelling like they were watching a boxing match, jumping in their seats, grown men and teenage girls LITERALLY crying it was insane, keep in mind that this happened in Angola, a country in Africa where English isn't spoken at all and the subtitles were barely working on the screen for some reason so ppl had no idea what was being said half the time. just absolute madness, never experienced anything like it. say what you want about it but twilight pulled numbers only Kpop stuff is capable of nowadays
“Jimmy Neutron bloodstream” KILLED me 😂😂
“when the shapeshifter imprints it finds their soulmate” NO WHAT NO NO NOOOO
First time watching your stuff. First thought was “discount Orlando Bloom” but it was a cool video
THE BIG JOEL IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD WHAT
I have no idea who Big Joel is, and he sounded the exact same to me during the impression 😅
But I love hearing these takes! I like how earnestly you experienced the movies. Fun to watch you experience it!
Omg when Amandathejedi came on screen I actually squealed, day officially brightened
The Big Joel impression was unironically amazing.
Appreciate pointing out Edwards laugh and hoodie scene
1:42 Never expected a burp like that from Karsten Runquist
"This is weird, right?" Had to pause and just giggle to myself after that little Big Joel chestnut
I wish I could relive the first time I saw that last scene with 15 step playing at the credits
that Big Joel impression was actually kinda good 💀
The only thing I've ever seen of Twilight in my whole life, is one scene I saw on a Bus when I was a kid, it was just Kristen Stewart falling of a Motorcycle, and it was so random, and very hilarious.
I think the most disturbing part of this franchise is that basically Bella made out with her son in law.
The Big Joel impression was scary good ngl
i watched these for the first time with my friend last year and we totally missed Eclipse but the story still made sense at Breaking dawn 1 so we didnt even realise we missed a whole film
6:27 that impression was on POINT
THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE BIG JOEL
“bella! where the hell have you been loca!!” 🙄😂
holy smokes so many things i love in this one video!!! lovingly ragging on the twilight series, karsten, amanda the jedi, a big joel reference .... my heart is full 🥰
i’m telling you i was not impressed until the radiohead needle drop and then i binged the other three movies immediately
Love these marathons! You always come through with great content. QUESTION: have you used skillshare? If so, what course(s) did you take?
The baseball scene lives rent free in my mind
Just to say I found your channel last night, and this is my favourite video on Yt ever. I was weirdly obsessed with Twilight as a kid, and watching your reaction to Breaking Dawn pt1 had me laughing out loud
Ok I wanna say I loved this video format and I lost my shit when you said the Jimmy Neutron thing and “why don’t vampires pursue sports” and also you’re giving me like young Mark Ruffalo vibes rn I digs it
her names renesme cuz bella named her after her mom, renee, and edwards mom, esme. idk i thought it was sweet, bella cares about so little things so details like that are cute.
In my opinion, the best thing about these movies are their soundtracks. Other than Charlie and Carlisle...
I mean, Muse, Radiohead, Paramore, Metric... come on. Because of this, Eclipse is almost certainly the best movie - the soundtrack really hits
Edit: Oh! I mustn’t forget a shout out to one of the best characters in the Twilight Saga - Seth, he is a baby and he is the cutest of the werewolves
Amanda’s part of the video sounded like my physics teacher trying to explain to me how something that doesn’t matter at all works and how you make an equation out of it
loved this one for the honest approach in understanding the movies, but also your opinions on the ships are the best lmao
I signed up on Letterboxd because of you, and now I've never been sOoooOOo hyped for a video