Conan & Jordan Visit The Toto Toilet Showroom | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
- Conan takes bidet enthusiast Jordan Schlansky to the Toto Toilet Showroom in Tokyo.
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Americans be laughing but Jordan was spitting facts.
Syed Ali many places outside of the US also widely use toilet paper. Some countries even throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it
Conrad you’re not making the compelling case you think you are
@@SyedAli-si3gn I'm not saying that toilet paper should be the norm or anything close to that lol. I"m fully aware bidets are superior but I'm just pointing out it's not only an American related issue
Yeah, he has been fascinated since karate kid 2 😂😂
He was! I've lived in Tokyo for 7 years now and every time I go back to the States it feels so barbaric to simply use paper.
*People panic buying toilet paper*
jordan schlansky: who’s laughing now
Lmao.. um do u have a fb?
ةرويمي بمبممبم nope
Simp ةرويمي بمبممبم
😂 😂 😂 😂
Hes going to survive because he prepares his body in various ways
I just realized that if you Google "what is the job of an associate producer" it brings up a picture of Jordan. XD
Omg you're right 😂
job description also says: Various tasks... omg O:
lol it really does
LMAO, it's the first result!
That’s not all-Google “what does an associate producer do” and you get a _different_ picture of Jordan!
Jordan actually makes a lot of good points and lowkey radicalized me on an issue I didn't know I cared about.
I don't have anything fancy like this in the video, but I traveled to Europe and they have those shower heads with a separate shower head on a handle. You can take that second shower head and literally clean every crevice like you've never cleaned before. I bought one from Amazon and installed it in my apt the moment i got back.
@@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm 25 years old and have never been outside the states. I've always wanted to travel somewhere outside the US just to gain an overall different perspective on how I've been living my life. Personal hygiene was never something I expected would become a part of that perspective. I've always considered myself a generally clean person, but I guess by only American standards. :D
@SolidVault yes they are called bidets and they are everywhere in bathrooms in the middle east, mostly because Middle East is dominated by Islam and we believe that hygiene is very very important and that it is forbidden to not be cleansed well
@@EmpyreanLightASMR it’s called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the us I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert.
@@al3ndlib Not only arab countries its all over asia as well. We call it jetspray or a hand bidet. Only USA and UK dont use that I think, Ive seen it in new zeland as well.
I'm with Jordan. Japanese toilets are amazing and should be commonplace throughout the world. They also forget to mention the fact the seats are heated too.
But these toilets are expensive!..
Especially for the average.
@crazY storM Why? XD
@@Zoza15 because it's cleaner? Cleaning your ass with just toilet paper is barbaric!
not all people in the world has common sense and etiquette in using the toilet properly
A lot places in korea, taiwan and even china upper class have electric bidet. South east asia have regular bidet and middle east have hand bidet. The west is left behind
Jordan was so right about this issue. Can you imagine how much trees we can save just for not using toilet paper!?
But instead Japanese are using disposable chopsticks daily
Love ur twin tower picture
@Anthony Swiss You can't plant nearly enough trees to make up for our insane cosumption of paper products. They need way too much time to grow.
@@dototftvortic7708 because chopsticks are made from bamboos, which is technically wasn't trees, but grass.
@@dototftvortic7708 chopsticks are made out of bamboo and those things grow in a matter of days
5:13. An Irish, a wannabe Italian and a Japanese walks into a bar...
Is the joke that the Irish would ever be outside a bar as he would not be able to enter one otherwise?
You mean walks into a bowl?
*toilet
2 Americans and a Japanese...
An Irish, a Jew, and a Japanese walk into a bar
I keep coming back to this video just to watch them both break character and laugh 😂
“In Osaka a man was..blasted off the bowl” 🤣
Hahahahahahahahaha “he was shot into the air” 😂😂😂
@@crockett888 gets me everytime dude! 🤣 😂
100 percent I can’t control myself when I hear that line 😂😂
Saaaaame!
Cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂 Jordan can’t help it either 😂
0:36-1:01 the most beautiful speech I have ever heard in my life
I love Japanese toilets. I can't agree more with Jordan. He should also mention the toilet seats can be set to warm in winter!
@@lepetitchat123 and some of them are actually adjustable, not just the average point
@@lepetitchat123 oh man, I know someone with an amazing toilet like this, my butt feels like a queen afterwards. I want one SO BAD.
Westerners are falling behind in the toilet department. And bidet should be a standard
Some people here in Brazil use little bidet gun sprayers attached to the wall.
Jordan is exactly right, it's alot cleaner to wash with water than just toilet paper.
Muslims and Jews have been doing this since 1400+ years
Take a shower
@@apathy526 They're not the cleanliest of people so not helping your point.
@@pishionelar also we don't drink alcoholic crap and most importantly we know who our father is.
@@donjohn2239 what???
I guess the Japanese didn’t have to worry about the toilet paper crisis.
The Maughan people are still panic buying, cuz you usually still use a piece after the bidet to dry. It’s not to the extent of other countries tho
Geezus facking christ dude
Along with the rest of the world
U mean everywhere exept Australia
@@harrybjr Many bidets, like the one I have, have a drying function.
"Power surge in osaka" Joke made me laugh so hard and it even broke Jordan's character. Now that's the quality of conan' improvised jokes. No other late night hosts can break jordan .
I love when Jordan breaks.
Pandas are cool there were plenty of such moments in the 20-minute version of this episode.
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This was the hardest i laughed in a Long Time!
yes cause it’s hard lol
I don’t. :(
Isuru Nanayakkara It’s just a goddamn character
conan and jordan abroad is better than anything ever shown
I would just watch a show of them travelling the world
Gordon Ramsay and his friends on a road trip is the best. Search it on YT. These 2 are a close second tho
Nothing beats an idiot abroad.
Seriously, it could be it's own show.
Watch when they go to Italy
I love how respectful Jordan is. When conan was laughing, Jordan respectfully did not laugh even though it look as if he wanted to as to not make the Japanese man feel uncomfortable
Mark Ballesteros if u weren’t aware, Jordan has never laughed once in his life
He was trying to hold character.
Leo that is an incorrect statement.
nothing to do with respect. he was trying not to break character. and yes, it's a character.. i don't understand how people don't realize this.. it's quite obvious.
it wasn’t out of respect he just lacks emotion
4:50 it's such a treat to see Jordan do his absolute best to not break character and smile or laugh, he's trying so hard
The United States is really *behind* on this issue.
I see what you did there.. 😂
Hahah funny also Why do i see you everywhere buddyyy your like everywhereeeee
behind on this TISSUE
Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there
@@kelvin54888 underrated comment
Jordan is correct. It should be a right and not a privilege of luxury.
Yeah it should be provided by the government to every citizent.
I just use antibacterial wet wipes.
@@blakes5827 you cant flush those so do you just have poopy wipes in your trash?
@@coreyperdue1966 I flush every one of them. I have done it for about a decade now. Works great!
@@blakes5827 you're ruining your septic system. Highly doubt that's true unless you have a beast of a system in your building
4:52 - The stone-faced Japanese resisted the two Americans laughing about a toilet malfunction joke.
new asian schlansky replacement
Well, he didn't totally make it. Has to look away and does some low-key chuckling.
Conan used Humor on Salaryman! It is not very effective...
Jordan almost breaking character when conan talks about the guy being blown into the air from his toilet bowl kills every time 😂😂
the videos just keep coming and coming i’m being fed so well
Big facts omg
Liz same! Lol
looks like you had a big dinner, Liz
easy there
Liz I keep coming and coming for more videos.
4L52 broken character 😂@@nopejoeandangie
4:53 always nice to see jordan try not to break character
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This is Jordan v1.24. Laugh.exe and chuckle.dll were added to the program.
i kept clicking on the time over and over and eventually cried xD
He even glanced at Conan then at the camera.
What did Conan even say? I didn't understand
Conan just thought up the plot for Pixar's next great film franchise: "Toylet Story"
Underrated comment.
Came to the comments looking for this
A hidden corn of a comment to be sure.
Seeing Jordan laugh at conans “blast off the toilet” joke made my day
Uranus: Jordan Schlansky's home planet.
He'd live in uranus if you saturn one of those toilets.
Your profile name makes it even better.
no, I think he's more like Pluto because it got demoted from a planet and Jorden got demoted from a human being... LOL
0:39 Jordan was trying so hard to hold the laugh back
I noticed that 😂
And completely fails at 4:51
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I don’t like Jordan being so overhyped, it’s making him look more diffrent and chaotic in way. Even in Italy when he sort of broke character. He changed a lot. I Want the more reserved and quite Jordan back, when he was in full control :(
@Julia Mimi Hey, sometimes serious people have certain things that make them laugh lol
American living in Japan for 6 years. I despise using toilets outside of Japan.. this is something that I must have now
I literally believe that South Park got the idea of the “Japanese Toilet” from this sketch
4:52 Jordan breaks character! 😂😂😂
Prince he’s not a character that the real him
he was trying so hard not to laugh!!!!
Damp Carpet its an exaggeration of his character. Thats not really what hes like.
3
That was a best Joke
I have the Toto 500h. It washes and heat dries you. Total hands free experience. Heated seat too. Auto flushing. Deodorized air so you don't stink up the bathroom. A night light. The list goes on. It's insane.
EDIT: I own the Toto *500H. (Not the 550H)
I want one now. I don't understand why the U.S. is 20 years behind Japan in toilet technology. I hope we catch up soon.
I would rather have a nice toilet than a nice car
Yeah? Well mine does my taxes and listens to my problems so yours is basically useless
Does it tickle?
@@zex00 lol it does. Sometimes it takes some getting used to lol..but the good thing is you can change the waters temperature on the remote..which helps a little.
Jordan laughing at toilet humor is the funniest thing ever
Look up his ride with Conan in Italy
"Ooooh you had a pretty big dinner!" LMAO!!!
OMG. When Conan laughed at his own joke and could not finish it while no one around him showed any sign of amusement !
I laughed so hard!
Ch Walkero Nah Jordan was clearly holding back laughter
fr, something about people cracking them selves up when NO one around acknowledges it is always hilarious to me. 🤣
When I was in Japan, my friend and I were approached in a shrine by two men who worked for Toto. They asked us to fill out a survey of our toileting experiences in Japan. They were SO enthusiastic. They watched us fill out the forms and when we marked a positive they almost cheered, and when we marked a negative they let out an audible disappointed "aww". I can only hope I always have a job that makes me feel that enthusiastic. Oh, and the toilets are pretty cool there!
Conan, my wife and I never get tired of watching you and Jordan dude! Our 5 year old daughter even loves to watch Team Coco!!!
That's sweet
Did South Park just base a whole episode on this? I remembered Jordans toilet stuff and this was the first to come up. Both make JFK reference. South Park had references to having big meals...
That ending was so worth Conan's annual budget
Holy crap! Jordan is so right! ugh LOL
Holy crap LMAO 😂😂
I love how he presents this ridicolous idea that the toilet should come to you when they sense you have to go, and the japanese man sees it as his legit suggestion/gift to them, bows deeply and thanks him. Perfect comedy
Those who have never used a Japanese toilet will never know how AMAZING they actually are!!
I agree with Jordan, sometimes paper just isn't enough when you got the 💩s
And too much paper blocks your toilet but hey, how else could your plumber afford his brand new BMW?
Mr. Bison wait what? xD
When Jordan breaks, you know you told a really good joke.
Well I don't know. He also broke when Conan was playing fart noises in Italy.
@@jungi001 **snaps fingers n points to THAT piece of comedy gold** exactly
3:16 Reminded me of Better Call Saul. "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"
I really need to watch that show ASAP.
THATS what I was thinking of. Thank you lol
That is the most emotion I've ever seen him show EVER..lol
Best talk show host imo. This man knows how to make a joke that gets you to think then laugh unlike others who fake laughs or have an hour long show imitating a politician. Conan is light unique style comedy.
"Oh, you had a pretty big dinner" 😂
I was hoping to find this. It absolutely broke me.
I want Jordan to appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm just to see how Larry would handle him.
I love the fact that Jordan breaking character is always the most replayed part of the video
I feel what Schlanski is saying so deeply after being stationed overseas.
I have to say, that speech that Jordan gave in the beginning was the most passionate I've ever seen him
He soiled himself for no reason.
Any video with Jordan Schlansky has got to be worth watching... Keep them coming Conan,I can’t get enough❣️❣️❣️
Jordan deserves a hefty Christmas bonus for putting up with s**t Conan makes him do XD
He has a job and gets to travel with Conan every where I think that is bonus enough! :-D
Conan took him to a toilet factory to deal with his s**t
duchesswannabe Lol he’s still employed even though Conan doesn’t know what exactly he do. I think that’s more than enough 😂
*H U M A N S O I L*
No he doesn't, he's already overpaid and does nothing all day lol
There is a lot of engineering put into a toilet... Jordan likes it
Robots like numbers
3:25
"Ooo...you had a pretty big dinner"
Lmao - “Oooooo you had a pretty good dinner” almost killed me
"Woah... You had a pretty big dinner.."
I almost fell out my bedroom window laughing so hard
I mean... you really can't argue with what Jordan's saying here.
I love when jordan goes straight to the point
rare sight of jordan smiling but keeping his calm
This is easily the most excitement, enthusiasm, and conviction I've ever seen from Jordan Schlansky... lol
Your entire Japan trip has me in tears.
2years later, I'm glad I can finally watch this in Canada
I like how the Japanese are so calm and so respectful in non exaggerating way.
Guys this is true, here in the US.. We're a first world country yet we still use papers to clean our ass
Doesn't make any sense
Laugh in Water 😁💦🌊
Can't fight Big Toilet Paper.
To be fair, a lot of rich people have bidets in their master bedrooms. But of course, it’s not really talked about, so the average oppressed middle or low income family has no idea that this is “common” in those mansions and suites.
Same thing goes for the metric system haha
Unfortunately North America and Western Europe are very dirty :(!
South Europe, South America, Asia and North Afrika know beter!
I love how they lost all seriousness in the end
Who else is here after south park
I think south park writers got an idea of the episode by watching this😂
We need more ‘Jordan / Conan’ clip, it’s good for health all those laughter
Jordan Schlansky needs to start his own RUclips channel
Yeah ask Jordan
The idea reminds me of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags :D
If he takes the writers with him.
Jordan without Conan just wont work. It'll be all serious and informative with no humor. Conan is what makes Jordan so special because he is the exact opposite
5:03 Jordan nearly breaks character and laughs
At 4:53 he does break
He didn't break character as he was playing no character in the first place...He is really what you see...These bits aren't 100% scripted, at least the conversation isn't...
@@pravakarpatra5132 He's not playing a character in the sense of an actor playing someone who is entirely different than his own personality, but he does exaggerate his own quirks for comedic effect, he is fully aware of what makes the audience laugh and love him and plays along with it and part of it is trying not to laugh and to be emotionless like a robot, something he usually manages to do, but not always.
Jordan have quirks and a very unusual personality, but he's not exactly what you see here in real life, by the way, In these remotes Conan is also playing an exaggerated character of himself, he's not that stupid or childish like he's sometimes act in these remotes.
@@E_y_a_l You're one hell of a writer! Aren't you?
@@pravakarpatra5132 Welcome to the internet.
Ah Japan the only country in the world that treats everything as an art form
Jordan cracking at conans joke is the best ever.
When I was in Tokyo last year I was amazed at how these types of toilets are everywhere there. From my hotel to the tiny hole in the wall restaurant that can only seat 10 people. It really is tremendous.
Am I the only one kind of impressed with the special effects at the end? I mean for a little moment in a show like this, I see no usual "jankyness" :) it's really well done. Maybe I'm just easy to impress, I don't know :D PS. SCHLANSKYYYYYY
Same here, ridiculously well made CGI.
0:38 I'm so very much with Jordan on this one...agreed!
I'm irrevocably and uncontrollably in love with Jordan.
conan and jordan need a movie / series together
I love how Jordan has become more and more Jordanesque over the years. The little 'breaks' are just so endearing.
My parents have been asking me what I want for Christmas for months. I have no ideas.
They are going to be very confused when I ask for this toilet
I don't know how Jordan keeps a straight face during these videos, I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂
literal toilet humor
Jordan breaking at the end. It’s great to his that part of his humanity. Hahaha.
I completely agree with Jordan on this one. Especially now
Jordan actually cracked a smile when Conan told the story about the man being blasted off his toilet.
5:20 was the most wtf moment
No kidding, Conan's mobile toilet idea is great for the disabled!
The Japanese guy is quite shy lol
ii heard most people in japan are like that
Japanese people have a different sense of humor than us. Sarcasm is also nonexistent there
@@puffpuffpassmako lol how do you know that?
MeShannan because I've been in Japan
@@puffpuffpassmako The language barrier never helps. And the etiquette lady was pretty sassy!
I stayed in tokyo for a month during the winter and coming from a tropical country, I’ve never been more grateful for heated toilet seats 💗
4:50 I love how Jordan broke character too
I wonder what Jordan's favorite planet is.
Its Saturn. Jordan loves the rings but hates the fact that its a gaseous planet, rendering it useless for human travel. It has a certain beauty to it but it is also misunderstood by homo-sapiens bc we'd rather study and look really close at Uranus.
Whichever one he's from.
Earth
keith brockway I read that in his voice. Lol
Uranus
4:55
Hard to keep character huh, schlansky?
In his defense, after spending so much time on earth it is very likely for the one known as "Jordan" to begin to mimic human emotions for the mere purpose of fitting in.
4:52, Jordan schlansky broke his character when conan told the joke and started laughing
There’s something so charming about Jordan smiling and laughing
Jordan is back yay!!! Those two are everything 😂😂❤️
Conan remotes are the best. Wish he'll visit Philippines, but i wonder if he is also popular here? any Filipino fans, like if you agree.
He's not popular here my friend. Everyone that i know doesn't have an idea who Conan O'Brien is. Im a lonely fan here hahahaha.
Please NOOO
I dont care where he goes. His traveling shows are the best.
Zyron Gonzales nah, ur not alone coz we're the same. 😂
I think he has enough of a following here in PH pero we have to call him out lol
4.53 whenever Jordan cant help himself & bursts into laughing, even if he 's about to, but stops, I totally lose it 😂😂😁💥😁...!❕
This comment is like cracking the da Vinci code
When Conan said, “ these toilets have adventures”, it reminded me of the Brave Little Toaster movies for some reason.
I'm only at peace when there is a new Conan/Jordan video, so thank you
*at peace
You know the country is on another level when their toilets are that advanced.
Yeah till you go to one of the areas that only has those squatting toilets and then you might have a different point of view.
@@christopherlundgren1700 in reality it's the most ergonomic way to empty your bowels, but nowadays those are getting rare in Japan
@@redX111t that's correct. It's the most natural way to defecate
I remember about 20 years ago, Leonardo DiCaprio came to Japan to advertise his movie, and he was saying he liked Japanese toilets, so he installed washlet in his house on TV. These kind of toilets have been common in Japan for 25, 30 years? and not expensive either.
Everybody buy stocks from ToTo is gonna sky rocket like the guy from Osaka