Conan & Jordan Visit The Toto Toilet Showroom | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @Kay-hz2be
    @Kay-hz2be 4 года назад +6823

    *People panic buying toilet paper*
    jordan schlansky: who’s laughing now

  • @taikimori3186
    @taikimori3186 6 лет назад +2622

    0:36-1:01 the most beautiful speech I have ever heard in my life

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 6 лет назад +123

      I love Japanese toilets. I can't agree more with Jordan. He should also mention the toilet seats can be set to warm in winter!

    • @taikimori3186
      @taikimori3186 6 лет назад +11

      @@lepetitchat123 and some of them are actually adjustable, not just the average point

    • @Zaftique
      @Zaftique 6 лет назад +35

      @@lepetitchat123 oh man, I know someone with an amazing toilet like this, my butt feels like a queen afterwards. I want one SO BAD.

    • @itantanmo
      @itantanmo 6 лет назад +66

      Westerners are falling behind in the toilet department. And bidet should be a standard

    • @GabrielGarciaRamos
      @GabrielGarciaRamos 6 лет назад +16

      Some people here in Brazil use little bidet gun sprayers attached to the wall.

  • @Ai-Ai-O
    @Ai-Ai-O 4 года назад +5627

    I just realized that if you Google "what is the job of an associate producer" it brings up a picture of Jordan. XD

    • @markcollinsage45
      @markcollinsage45 4 года назад +112

      Omg you're right 😂

    • @dildobaggins2759
      @dildobaggins2759 4 года назад +271

      job description also says: Various tasks... omg O:

    • @FairNuff
      @FairNuff 4 года назад +39

      lol it really does

    • @Pokarface7
      @Pokarface7 4 года назад +45

      LMAO, it's the first result!

    • @thunderfieldcastle
      @thunderfieldcastle 4 года назад +74

      That’s not all-Google “what does an associate producer do” and you get a _different_ picture of Jordan!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 6 лет назад +8254

    I love when Jordan breaks.

    • @maazkhaled7533
      @maazkhaled7533 6 лет назад +33

      Pandas are cool there were plenty of such moments in the 20-minute version of this episode.
      ruclips.net/video/b53spPKy6Ug/видео.html

    • @purpleyoda7019
      @purpleyoda7019 6 лет назад +39

      This was the hardest i laughed in a Long Time!

    • @soesu279
      @soesu279 6 лет назад +3

      yes cause it’s hard lol

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t. :(

    • @salaheddinemalek1032
      @salaheddinemalek1032 6 лет назад +16

      Isuru Nanayakkara It’s just a goddamn character

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight 6 лет назад +4359

    I'm with Jordan. Japanese toilets are amazing and should be commonplace throughout the world. They also forget to mention the fact the seats are heated too.

    • @Zoza15
      @Zoza15 6 лет назад +39

      But these toilets are expensive!..
      Especially for the average.

    • @Zoza15
      @Zoza15 5 лет назад +2

      @crazY storM Why? XD

    • @abgeth
      @abgeth 4 года назад +20

      @@Zoza15 because it's cleaner? Cleaning your ass with just toilet paper is barbaric!

    • @ValcoireIGR
      @ValcoireIGR 4 года назад +18

      not all people in the world has common sense and etiquette in using the toilet properly

    • @jkjkjk100
      @jkjkjk100 4 года назад +73

      A lot places in korea, taiwan and even china upper class have electric bidet. South east asia have regular bidet and middle east have hand bidet. The west is left behind

  • @SyedAli-si3gn
    @SyedAli-si3gn 4 года назад +8874

    Americans be laughing but Jordan was spitting facts.

    • @Conrad75
      @Conrad75 4 года назад +75

      Syed Ali many places outside of the US also widely use toilet paper. Some countries even throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it

    • @SyedAli-si3gn
      @SyedAli-si3gn 4 года назад +374

      Conrad you’re not making the compelling case you think you are

    • @Conrad75
      @Conrad75 4 года назад +86

      @@SyedAli-si3gn I'm not saying that toilet paper should be the norm or anything close to that lol. I"m fully aware bidets are superior but I'm just pointing out it's not only an American related issue

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, he has been fascinated since karate kid 2 😂😂

    • @kevinwilloughby2807
      @kevinwilloughby2807 4 года назад +94

      He was! I've lived in Tokyo for 7 years now and every time I go back to the States it feels so barbaric to simply use paper.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 6 лет назад +7751

    The United States is really *behind* on this issue.

    • @bigbluefrog
      @bigbluefrog 6 лет назад +73

      I see what you did there.. 😂

    • @TheRealEdwardPreble
      @TheRealEdwardPreble 6 лет назад +10

      Hahah funny also Why do i see you everywhere buddyyy your like everywhereeeee

    • @kelvin54888
      @kelvin54888 6 лет назад +111

      behind on this TISSUE

    • @dandane5227
      @dandane5227 6 лет назад +21

      Obi-Wan Kenobi hello there

    • @o.mvasquez3319
      @o.mvasquez3319 6 лет назад +4

      @@kelvin54888 underrated comment

  • @1rickopotamus
    @1rickopotamus 6 лет назад +3073

    conan and jordan abroad is better than anything ever shown

    • @susanab7
      @susanab7 6 лет назад +32

      I would just watch a show of them travelling the world

    • @avrage_joe
      @avrage_joe 6 лет назад +6

      Gordon Ramsay and his friends on a road trip is the best. Search it on YT. These 2 are a close second tho

    • @ishythegamer_
      @ishythegamer_ 6 лет назад +4

      Nothing beats an idiot abroad.

    • @jbscotchman
      @jbscotchman 6 лет назад +2

      Seriously, it could be it's own show.

    • @cjpockets
      @cjpockets 6 лет назад +4

      Watch when they go to Italy

  • @weathersytv3572
    @weathersytv3572 4 года назад +1647

    Jordan actually makes a lot of good points and lowkey radicalized me on an issue I didn't know I cared about.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад +36

      I don't have anything fancy like this in the video, but I traveled to Europe and they have those shower heads with a separate shower head on a handle. You can take that second shower head and literally clean every crevice like you've never cleaned before. I bought one from Amazon and installed it in my apt the moment i got back.

    • @weathersytv3572
      @weathersytv3572 4 года назад +20

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR I'm 25 years old and have never been outside the states. I've always wanted to travel somewhere outside the US just to gain an overall different perspective on how I've been living my life. Personal hygiene was never something I expected would become a part of that perspective. I've always considered myself a generally clean person, but I guess by only American standards. :D

    • @catsfirst
      @catsfirst 4 года назад +8

      @SolidVault yes they are called bidets and they are everywhere in bathrooms in the middle east, mostly because Middle East is dominated by Islam and we believe that hygiene is very very important and that it is forbidden to not be cleansed well

    • @al3ndlib
      @al3ndlib 3 года назад +16

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR it’s called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the us I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert.

    • @Lord_ofcinder
      @Lord_ofcinder 3 года назад +7

      @@al3ndlib Not only arab countries its all over asia as well. We call it jetspray or a hand bidet. Only USA and UK dont use that I think, Ive seen it in new zeland as well.

  • @persimmcn
    @persimmcn 6 лет назад +3598

    the videos just keep coming and coming i’m being fed so well

    • @spookygurl1619
      @spookygurl1619 6 лет назад +7

      Big facts omg

    • @Sunny.352
      @Sunny.352 6 лет назад +3

      Liz same! Lol

    • @nopejoeandangie
      @nopejoeandangie 6 лет назад +17

      looks like you had a big dinner, Liz
      easy there

    • @SGprooo
      @SGprooo 6 лет назад +3

      Liz I keep coming and coming for more videos.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 лет назад

      4L52 broken character 😂@@nopejoeandangie

  • @nunchaks700
    @nunchaks700 6 лет назад +5030

    Jordan is exactly right, it's alot cleaner to wash with water than just toilet paper.

    • @apathy526
      @apathy526 6 лет назад +272

      Muslims and Jews have been doing this since 1400+ years

    • @prophetdrogonaria4678
      @prophetdrogonaria4678 5 лет назад +47

      Take a shower

    • @jjmai69
      @jjmai69 5 лет назад +123

      @@apathy526 They're not the cleanliest of people so not helping your point.

    • @molomomo3743
      @molomomo3743 5 лет назад +103

      @@pishionelar also we don't drink alcoholic crap and most importantly we know who our father is.

    • @molomomo3743
      @molomomo3743 5 лет назад +7

      @@donjohn2239 what???

  • @kewlgurlrockz
    @kewlgurlrockz 5 лет назад +1950

    5:13. An Irish, a wannabe Italian and a Japanese walks into a bar...

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 5 лет назад +49

      Is the joke that the Irish would ever be outside a bar as he would not be able to enter one otherwise?

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 5 лет назад +6

      You mean walks into a bowl?

    • @waylonjones2813
      @waylonjones2813 5 лет назад +2

      *toilet

    • @philsteakerson1797
      @philsteakerson1797 5 лет назад +12

      2 Americans and a Japanese...

    • @andrewwebber1632
      @andrewwebber1632 4 года назад +3

      An Irish, a Jew, and a Japanese walk into a bar

  • @MrSwallows
    @MrSwallows 5 лет назад +7660

    Jordan was so right about this issue. Can you imagine how much trees we can save just for not using toilet paper!?

    • @dototftvortic7708
      @dototftvortic7708 5 лет назад +238

      But instead Japanese are using disposable chopsticks daily

    • @ytacczed
      @ytacczed 5 лет назад +14

      Love ur twin tower picture

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 5 лет назад +205

      @Anthony Swiss You can't plant nearly enough trees to make up for our insane cosumption of paper products. They need way too much time to grow.

    • @Paskalion
      @Paskalion 5 лет назад +259

      @@dototftvortic7708 because chopsticks are made from bamboos, which is technically wasn't trees, but grass.

    • @kev8943
      @kev8943 5 лет назад +219

      @@dototftvortic7708 chopsticks are made out of bamboo and those things grow in a matter of days

  • @forteOG
    @forteOG 6 лет назад +1445

    4:53 always nice to see jordan try not to break character

    • @johnnyaxon_
      @johnnyaxon_ 6 лет назад +8

      ruclips.net/video/b53spPKy6Ug/видео.html

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 лет назад +85

      This is Jordan v1.24. Laugh.exe and chuckle.dll were added to the program.

    • @rsand2009
      @rsand2009 6 лет назад +7

      i kept clicking on the time over and over and eventually cried xD

    • @meowbium1785
      @meowbium1785 6 лет назад +5

      He even glanced at Conan then at the camera.

    • @lolbrunopt
      @lolbrunopt 6 лет назад +1

      What did Conan even say? I didn't understand

  • @themaughan3378
    @themaughan3378 4 года назад +1695

    I guess the Japanese didn’t have to worry about the toilet paper crisis.

    • @hairybjr
      @hairybjr 4 года назад +25

      The Maughan people are still panic buying, cuz you usually still use a piece after the bidet to dry. It’s not to the extent of other countries tho

    • @dave-vs5tx
      @dave-vs5tx 4 года назад

      Geezus facking christ dude

    • @adamalakshar4226
      @adamalakshar4226 4 года назад +44

      Along with the rest of the world

    • @sefaandmaniatadegei9345
      @sefaandmaniatadegei9345 4 года назад +5

      U mean everywhere exept Australia

    • @oliverfletcher9052
      @oliverfletcher9052 4 года назад +7

      @@hairybjr Many bidets, like the one I have, have a drying function.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 6 лет назад +3489

    Jordan is correct. It should be a right and not a privilege of luxury.

    • @sunbear3324
      @sunbear3324 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah it should be provided by the government to every citizent.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 лет назад +12

      I just use antibacterial wet wipes.

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 5 лет назад +26

      @@blakes5827 you cant flush those so do you just have poopy wipes in your trash?

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 лет назад +10

      @@coreyperdue37 I flush every one of them. I have done it for about a decade now. Works great!

    • @coreyperdue37
      @coreyperdue37 5 лет назад +38

      @@blakes5827 you're ruining your septic system. Highly doubt that's true unless you have a beast of a system in your building

  • @DuperBoi
    @DuperBoi 5 лет назад +2477

    4:52 Jordan breaks character! 😂😂😂

    • @dampcarpet2607
      @dampcarpet2607 5 лет назад +142

      Prince he’s not a character that the real him

    • @emilieamelia8667
      @emilieamelia8667 5 лет назад +218

      he was trying so hard not to laugh!!!!

    • @TK-kx8nx
      @TK-kx8nx 5 лет назад +222

      Damp Carpet its an exaggeration of his character. Thats not really what hes like.

    • @artemkuznetsov6149
      @artemkuznetsov6149 5 лет назад +6

      3

    • @seya_2
      @seya_2 5 лет назад +11

      That was a best Joke

  • @kennydizon86
    @kennydizon86 3 года назад +721

    I keep coming back to this video just to watch them both break character and laugh 😂
    “In Osaka a man was..blasted off the bowl” 🤣

    • @crockett888
      @crockett888 2 года назад +29

      Hahahahahahahahaha “he was shot into the air” 😂😂😂

    • @kennydizon86
      @kennydizon86 2 года назад +18

      @@crockett888 gets me everytime dude! 🤣 😂

    • @MandeepSingh-of5hj
      @MandeepSingh-of5hj Год назад +3

      100 percent I can’t control myself when I hear that line 😂😂

    • @thesoulmonster
      @thesoulmonster Год назад +1

      Saaaaame!

    • @jma331982
      @jma331982 Год назад +4

      Cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂 Jordan can’t help it either 😂

  • @wisdomleader85
    @wisdomleader85 6 лет назад +960

    Uranus: Jordan Schlansky's home planet.

    • @outlaw9657
      @outlaw9657 6 лет назад +16

      He'd live in uranus if you saturn one of those toilets.

    • @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm
      @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm 6 лет назад +8

      Your profile name makes it even better.

    • @jesusordaz5523
      @jesusordaz5523 6 лет назад +2

      no, I think he's more like Pluto because it got demoted from a planet and Jorden got demoted from a human being... LOL

  • @heamees4822
    @heamees4822 6 лет назад +1351

    0:39 Jordan was trying so hard to hold the laugh back

    • @lizzyvega9612
      @lizzyvega9612 6 лет назад +8

      I noticed that 😂

    • @lazybacon7520
      @lazybacon7520 6 лет назад +82

      And completely fails at 4:51

    • @johnnyaxon_
      @johnnyaxon_ 6 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/b53spPKy6Ug/видео.html

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI 6 лет назад +12

      I don’t like Jordan being so overhyped, it’s making him look more diffrent and chaotic in way. Even in Italy when he sort of broke character. He changed a lot. I Want the more reserved and quite Jordan back, when he was in full control :(

    • @MisterFoxx
      @MisterFoxx 6 лет назад +10

      @Julia Mimi Hey, sometimes serious people have certain things that make them laugh lol

  • @aswinrajendran9368
    @aswinrajendran9368 4 года назад +167

    "Power surge in osaka" Joke made me laugh so hard and it even broke Jordan's character. Now that's the quality of conan' improvised jokes. No other late night hosts can break jordan .

  • @rubinsaffy
    @rubinsaffy 6 лет назад +2853

    I have the Toto 500h. It washes and heat dries you. Total hands free experience. Heated seat too. Auto flushing. Deodorized air so you don't stink up the bathroom. A night light. The list goes on. It's insane.
    EDIT: I own the Toto *500H. (Not the 550H)

    • @tomv5988
      @tomv5988 6 лет назад +280

      I want one now. I don't understand why the U.S. is 20 years behind Japan in toilet technology. I hope we catch up soon.

    • @borp6912
      @borp6912 6 лет назад +236

      I would rather have a nice toilet than a nice car

    • @animationcrate
      @animationcrate 6 лет назад +331

      Yeah? Well mine does my taxes and listens to my problems so yours is basically useless

    • @zex00
      @zex00 6 лет назад +51

      Does it tickle?

    • @rubinsaffy
      @rubinsaffy 6 лет назад +53

      @@zex00 lol it does. Sometimes it takes some getting used to lol..but the good thing is you can change the waters temperature on the remote..which helps a little.

  • @burntmarshwigglestudio597
    @burntmarshwigglestudio597 6 лет назад +39

    When I was in Japan, my friend and I were approached in a shrine by two men who worked for Toto. They asked us to fill out a survey of our toileting experiences in Japan. They were SO enthusiastic. They watched us fill out the forms and when we marked a positive they almost cheered, and when we marked a negative they let out an audible disappointed "aww". I can only hope I always have a job that makes me feel that enthusiastic. Oh, and the toilets are pretty cool there!

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 2 года назад +48

    4:50 it's such a treat to see Jordan do his absolute best to not break character and smile or laugh, he's trying so hard

  • @Emmellbee
    @Emmellbee 6 лет назад +127

    That ending was so worth Conan's annual budget

  • @chwalkero2009
    @chwalkero2009 6 лет назад +187

    OMG. When Conan laughed at his own joke and could not finish it while no one around him showed any sign of amusement !
    I laughed so hard!

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 5 лет назад +22

      Ch Walkero Nah Jordan was clearly holding back laughter

    • @NWinnVR
      @NWinnVR 8 месяцев назад

      fr, something about people cracking them selves up when NO one around acknowledges it is always hilarious to me. 🤣

  • @markballesteros5439
    @markballesteros5439 5 лет назад +433

    I love how respectful Jordan is. When conan was laughing, Jordan respectfully did not laugh even though it look as if he wanted to as to not make the Japanese man feel uncomfortable

    • @Leo-xe6rf
      @Leo-xe6rf 4 года назад +38

      Mark Ballesteros if u weren’t aware, Jordan has never laughed once in his life

    • @andrewwebber1632
      @andrewwebber1632 4 года назад +46

      He was trying to hold character.

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 года назад +2

      Leo that is an incorrect statement.

    • @imkidfriday
      @imkidfriday 4 года назад +28

      nothing to do with respect. he was trying not to break character. and yes, it's a character.. i don't understand how people don't realize this.. it's quite obvious.

    • @istolethisaccount
      @istolethisaccount 4 года назад

      it wasn’t out of respect he just lacks emotion

  • @dnilepharaoh
    @dnilepharaoh 6 лет назад +323

    Best talk show host imo. This man knows how to make a joke that gets you to think then laugh unlike others who fake laughs or have an hour long show imitating a politician. Conan is light unique style comedy.

  • @davidraveh5966
    @davidraveh5966 6 лет назад +394

    Holy crap! Jordan is so right! ugh LOL

  • @vermilionplains3464
    @vermilionplains3464 5 лет назад +37

    Jordan laughing at toilet humor is the funniest thing ever

  • @anima099
    @anima099 6 лет назад +141

    When Jordan breaks, you know you told a really good joke.

    • @jungi001
      @jungi001 3 года назад +10

      Well I don't know. He also broke when Conan was playing fart noises in Italy.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 3 года назад

      @@jungi001 **snaps fingers n points to THAT piece of comedy gold** exactly

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 5 лет назад +18

    I have to say, that speech that Jordan gave in the beginning was the most passionate I've ever seen him

  • @karlos_marxican-godless-co1712
    @karlos_marxican-godless-co1712 4 года назад +53

    Jordan almost breaking character when conan talks about the guy being blown into the air from his toilet bowl kills every time 😂😂

  • @bigmack8307
    @bigmack8307 6 лет назад +236

    I agree with Jordan, sometimes paper just isn't enough when you got the 💩s

    • @dimelo3027
      @dimelo3027 6 лет назад +5

      And too much paper blocks your toilet but hey, how else could your plumber afford his brand new BMW?

    • @seriouslyryan6592
      @seriouslyryan6592 5 лет назад

      Mr. Bison wait what? xD

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic 6 лет назад +118

    I feel what Schlanski is saying so deeply after being stationed overseas.

  • @guilhermegoncalves110
    @guilhermegoncalves110 4 года назад +77

    4:52 - The stone-faced Japanese resisted the two Americans laughing about a toilet malfunction joke.

    • @AWWEFAN99
      @AWWEFAN99 3 года назад +4

      new asian schlansky replacement

    • @JeansWebbTv
      @JeansWebbTv 3 года назад +7

      Well, he didn't totally make it. Has to look away and does some low-key chuckling.

    • @misinformedmarti
      @misinformedmarti 3 года назад +3

      Conan used Humor on Salaryman! It is not very effective...

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 5 лет назад +268

    "Oh, you had a pretty big dinner" 😂

  • @domwings4329
    @domwings4329 4 года назад +71

    American living in Japan for 6 years. I despise using toilets outside of Japan.. this is something that I must have now

  • @mciu575
    @mciu575 4 года назад +80

    Seeing Jordan laugh at conans “blast off the toilet” joke made my day

  • @johnallen9242
    @johnallen9242 4 года назад +73

    Conan, my wife and I never get tired of watching you and Jordan dude! Our 5 year old daughter even loves to watch Team Coco!!!

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 года назад +4

      That's sweet

  • @annasamuelson7212
    @annasamuelson7212 3 года назад +83

    Conan just thought up the plot for Pixar's next great film franchise: "Toylet Story"

    • @UtsavChaudhury
      @UtsavChaudhury 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @mhp1005
      @mhp1005 3 года назад +1

      Came to the comments looking for this

    • @tempota7792
      @tempota7792 3 года назад +1

      A hidden corn of a comment to be sure.

  • @andreabruson5558
    @andreabruson5558 5 лет назад +42

    "Ooooh you had a pretty big dinner!" LMAO!!!

  • @NaturalProgressGames
    @NaturalProgressGames 6 лет назад +8

    This is easily the most excitement, enthusiasm, and conviction I've ever seen from Jordan Schlansky... lol

  • @PraveenKumar-ms4xv
    @PraveenKumar-ms4xv 6 лет назад +203

    There is a lot of engineering put into a toilet... Jordan likes it

  • @ipwnyoudiehaha
    @ipwnyoudiehaha 8 месяцев назад +3

    Those who have never used a Japanese toilet will never know how AMAZING they actually are!!

  • @NasAfter
    @NasAfter 6 лет назад +635

    Guys this is true, here in the US.. We're a first world country yet we still use papers to clean our ass
    Doesn't make any sense

    • @maclokal
      @maclokal 6 лет назад +7

      Laugh in Water 😁💦🌊

    • @mtd3369
      @mtd3369 6 лет назад +20

      Can't fight Big Toilet Paper.

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 6 лет назад +28

      To be fair, a lot of rich people have bidets in their master bedrooms. But of course, it’s not really talked about, so the average oppressed middle or low income family has no idea that this is “common” in those mansions and suites.

    • @myk-popper2960
      @myk-popper2960 6 лет назад +46

      Same thing goes for the metric system haha

    • @miraamshah
      @miraamshah 6 лет назад +13

      Unfortunately North America and Western Europe are very dirty :(!
      South Europe, South America, Asia and North Afrika know beter!

  • @rep5709
    @rep5709 6 лет назад +27

    conan and jordan need a movie / series together

  • @hyypersonic
    @hyypersonic 5 лет назад +21

    4:50 I love how Jordan broke character too

  • @micahrowe
    @micahrowe 6 лет назад +18

    Your entire Japan trip has me in tears.

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 6 лет назад +280

    Jordan deserves a hefty Christmas bonus for putting up with s**t Conan makes him do XD

    • @Dariocorral01
      @Dariocorral01 6 лет назад +9

      He has a job and gets to travel with Conan every where I think that is bonus enough! :-D

    • @bashfulgummybear158
      @bashfulgummybear158 6 лет назад +8

      Conan took him to a toilet factory to deal with his s**t

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 6 лет назад +5

      duchesswannabe Lol he’s still employed even though Conan doesn’t know what exactly he do. I think that’s more than enough 😂

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 лет назад +3

      *H U M A N S O I L*

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 6 лет назад +2

      No he doesn't, he's already overpaid and does nothing all day lol

  • @kparsa1
    @kparsa1 4 года назад +6

    That is the most emotion I've ever seen him show EVER..lol

  • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
    @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 лет назад +22

    I mean... you really can't argue with what Jordan's saying here.

  • @PlagasX
    @PlagasX 6 лет назад +37

    "Woah... You had a pretty big dinner.."
    I almost fell out my bedroom window laughing so hard

  • @agentham
    @agentham 4 года назад +23

    3:16 Reminded me of Better Call Saul. "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"

    • @fairfight9857
      @fairfight9857 4 года назад +2

      I really need to watch that show ASAP.

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 3 года назад

      THATS what I was thinking of. Thank you lol

  • @jonharold2403
    @jonharold2403 6 лет назад +48

    Jordan Schlansky needs to start his own RUclips channel

    • @rashadpreston7389
      @rashadpreston7389 6 лет назад

      Yeah ask Jordan

    • @ElvenSkywalker
      @ElvenSkywalker 6 лет назад +2

      The idea reminds me of Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags :D

    • @hectormzqt6169
      @hectormzqt6169 6 лет назад +1

      If he takes the writers with him.

    • @TheStavness
      @TheStavness 6 лет назад +1

      Jordan without Conan just wont work. It'll be all serious and informative with no humor. Conan is what makes Jordan so special because he is the exact opposite

  • @benjil.3122
    @benjil.3122 6 лет назад +362

    5:03 Jordan nearly breaks character and laughs

    • @AbduCola
      @AbduCola 5 лет назад +36

      At 4:53 he does break

    • @pravakarpatra5132
      @pravakarpatra5132 5 лет назад +4

      He didn't break character as he was playing no character in the first place...He is really what you see...These bits aren't 100% scripted, at least the conversation isn't...

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 лет назад +10

      ​@@pravakarpatra5132 He's not playing a character in the sense of an actor playing someone who is entirely different than his own personality, but he does exaggerate his own quirks for comedic effect, he is fully aware of what makes the audience laugh and love him and plays along with it and part of it is trying not to laugh and to be emotionless like a robot, something he usually manages to do, but not always.
      Jordan have quirks and a very unusual personality, but he's not exactly what you see here in real life, by the way, In these remotes Conan is also playing an exaggerated character of himself, he's not that stupid or childish like he's sometimes act in these remotes.

    • @pravakarpatra5132
      @pravakarpatra5132 5 лет назад

      @@E_y_a_l You're one hell of a writer! Aren't you?

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 лет назад +2

      @@pravakarpatra5132 Welcome to the internet.

  • @SchweppesLemonIsGodTier
    @SchweppesLemonIsGodTier 5 лет назад +7

    I love how he presents this ridicolous idea that the toilet should come to you when they sense you have to go, and the japanese man sees it as his legit suggestion/gift to them, bows deeply and thanks him. Perfect comedy

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +39

    I love how they lost all seriousness in the end

  • @OrangeBanana836
    @OrangeBanana836 6 лет назад +286

    Conan remotes are the best. Wish he'll visit Philippines, but i wonder if he is also popular here? any Filipino fans, like if you agree.

    • @badartist4307
      @badartist4307 6 лет назад +16

      He's not popular here my friend. Everyone that i know doesn't have an idea who Conan O'Brien is. Im a lonely fan here hahahaha.

    • @Lawi_Jake
      @Lawi_Jake 6 лет назад +1

      Please NOOO

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 лет назад +5

      I dont care where he goes. His traveling shows are the best.

    • @OrangeBanana836
      @OrangeBanana836 6 лет назад

      Zyron Gonzales nah, ur not alone coz we're the same. 😂

    • @chrionihernandez6189
      @chrionihernandez6189 6 лет назад +4

      I think he has enough of a following here in PH pero we have to call him out lol

  • @LeanMan82
    @LeanMan82 5 лет назад +5

    0:38 I'm so very much with Jordan on this one...agreed!

  • @littlerudy87
    @littlerudy87 6 лет назад +8

    When I was in Tokyo last year I was amazed at how these types of toilets are everywhere there. From my hotel to the tiny hole in the wall restaurant that can only seat 10 people. It really is tremendous.

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 6 лет назад +5

    I love how Jordan has become more and more Jordanesque over the years. The little 'breaks' are just so endearing.

  • @Yandumontet
    @Yandumontet 4 года назад +5

    We need more ‘Jordan / Conan’ clip, it’s good for health all those laughter

  • @ElMango64
    @ElMango64 6 лет назад +295

    I wonder what Jordan's favorite planet is.

    • @keithbrockway5759
      @keithbrockway5759 6 лет назад +43

      Its Saturn. Jordan loves the rings but hates the fact that its a gaseous planet, rendering it useless for human travel. It has a certain beauty to it but it is also misunderstood by homo-sapiens bc we'd rather study and look really close at Uranus.

    • @xcryanx
      @xcryanx 6 лет назад +8

      Whichever one he's from.

    • @stllbreathnbut_y1844
      @stllbreathnbut_y1844 6 лет назад +1

      Earth

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 лет назад +2

      keith brockway I read that in his voice. Lol

    • @unknown5yearsago799
      @unknown5yearsago799 6 лет назад +10

      Uranus

  • @JustyRoads99
    @JustyRoads99 6 лет назад +83

    literal toilet humor

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 года назад +20

    I completely agree with Jordan on this one. Especially now

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 6 лет назад +210

    4:55
    Hard to keep character huh, schlansky?

    • @johnsonjohnson3261
      @johnsonjohnson3261 6 лет назад +24

      In his defense, after spending so much time on earth it is very likely for the one known as "Jordan" to begin to mimic human emotions for the mere purpose of fitting in.

  • @shaboidagoober1304
    @shaboidagoober1304 6 лет назад +11

    Jordan breaking at the end. It’s great to his that part of his humanity. Hahaha.

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 4 года назад +41

    Ah Japan the only country in the world that treats everything as an art form

  • @lepetitchat123
    @lepetitchat123 6 лет назад +110

    No kidding, Conan's mobile toilet idea is great for the disabled!
    The Japanese guy is quite shy lol

    • @cindyknows9220
      @cindyknows9220 6 лет назад +3

      ii heard most people in japan are like that

    • @puffpuffpassmako
      @puffpuffpassmako 6 лет назад +7

      Japanese people have a different sense of humor than us. Sarcasm is also nonexistent there

    • @125loopy
      @125loopy 6 лет назад

      @@puffpuffpassmako lol how do you know that?

    • @puffpuffpassmako
      @puffpuffpassmako 6 лет назад +2

      MeShannan because I've been in Japan

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 6 лет назад +3

      @@puffpuffpassmako The language barrier never helps. And the etiquette lady was pretty sassy!

  • @ahmedelselly2553
    @ahmedelselly2553 5 лет назад +12

    I like how the Japanese are so calm and so respectful in non exaggerating way.

  • @alhaadidol2064
    @alhaadidol2064 4 года назад +12

    Agreed. Jordon got a valid point though.

  • @patrickjunio8664
    @patrickjunio8664 6 лет назад +42

    Am I the only one kind of impressed with the special effects at the end? I mean for a little moment in a show like this, I see no usual "jankyness" :) it's really well done. Maybe I'm just easy to impress, I don't know :D PS. SCHLANSKYYYYYY

  • @zwlfelea9202
    @zwlfelea9202 6 лет назад +159

    I saw Jordan shlansky I clicked.

    • @1998XBOX
      @1998XBOX 6 лет назад

      35 sub Without a video I am a simple man.

    • @zwlfelea9202
      @zwlfelea9202 6 лет назад +1

      Yes i have 35 subs

  • @SamanthaIreneYTube
    @SamanthaIreneYTube 5 лет назад +14

    I want Jordan to appear on Curb Your Enthusiasm just to see how Larry would handle him.

  • @weirdxwonderful
    @weirdxwonderful 6 лет назад +8

    0:42 I agree with you jordan

  • @shaheedhasan5270
    @shaheedhasan5270 6 лет назад +43

    I so much agree with Jordan

  • @_burd.
    @_burd. Год назад +4

    I love the fact that Jordan breaking character is always the most replayed part of the video

  • @davidjung8291
    @davidjung8291 5 лет назад +4

    I love when jordan goes straight to the point

  • @dukeofnorfolk1842
    @dukeofnorfolk1842 5 лет назад +11

    3:25
    "Ooo...you had a pretty big dinner"

  • @tammyvo5606
    @tammyvo5606 4 года назад +1

    rare sight of jordan smiling but keeping his calm

  • @zxcytdfxy256
    @zxcytdfxy256 6 лет назад +136

    You know the country is on another level when their toilets are that advanced.

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah till you go to one of the areas that only has those squatting toilets and then you might have a different point of view.

    • @redX111t
      @redX111t 6 лет назад +15

      @@christopherlundgren1700 in reality it's the most ergonomic way to empty your bowels, but nowadays those are getting rare in Japan

    • @OtisAdonisChad
      @OtisAdonisChad 5 лет назад +5

      @@redX111t that's correct. It's the most natural way to defecate

  • @Abo_Abdullah87
    @Abo_Abdullah87 6 лет назад +21

    Jordan said what the others are thinking about the American toilets system

  • @r.minnis9722
    @r.minnis9722 4 года назад +10

    Lmao - “Oooooo you had a pretty good dinner” almost killed me

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 6 лет назад +5

    I'm only at peace when there is a new Conan/Jordan video, so thank you

  • @xYoungExodus
    @xYoungExodus 6 лет назад +12

    I would definitely pay for an automated toilet voiced by Conan

  • @Versisa
    @Versisa 5 лет назад +5

    I'm irrevocably and uncontrollably in love with Jordan.

  • @b.e.o5916
    @b.e.o5916 5 лет назад +6

    0:45 he really makes a great point 😂

  • @regmunday8354
    @regmunday8354 6 лет назад +358

    Have you noticed how the Japanese have become a much kinder, gentler and non-violent nation since they developed super-luxurious toilets ? Just sayin'.

    • @guitarthrasher81
      @guitarthrasher81 6 лет назад +31

      Reg Munday since they got nuked

    • @regmunday8354
      @regmunday8354 6 лет назад +50

      @@guitarthrasher81 jesus mate, get yourself some new joke writers.

    • @guitarthrasher81
      @guitarthrasher81 6 лет назад +20

      Reg Munday not a joke mate

    • @regmunday8354
      @regmunday8354 6 лет назад +11

      @@guitarthrasher81 Yep, you're right about that.

    • @painiscupcake5433
      @painiscupcake5433 6 лет назад +12

      Getting nuked probably helped

  • @al3ndlib
    @al3ndlib 3 года назад +1

    Japanese bidet is way to fancy and unpractical, the better and cheap version that we use is called Shataf and it’s the standard in The Middle East. It’s the same thing as the sink water hose that’s in the kitchen of most US homes. When I first came to the US I was shocked that you guys don’t use water as I’m Arabian and my people has been using water for thousands of years. I even have a portable Shataf for when I go camping in the desert. Search Shataf in Amazon if you wanna try it.

    • @al3ndlib
      @al3ndlib 3 года назад

      @@user-ht9oc7gw1f you mean the bidet or shataf?

  • @notyou6923
    @notyou6923 5 лет назад +9

    4.53 whenever Jordan cant help himself & bursts into laughing, even if he 's about to, but stops, I totally lose it 😂😂😁💥😁...!❕

    • @hono_moo433
      @hono_moo433 4 года назад +1

      This comment is like cracking the da Vinci code

  • @marcespinoza6068
    @marcespinoza6068 3 года назад +3

    Jordan actually cracked a smile when Conan told the story about the man being blasted off his toilet.

  • @user-ge4uk9ui8y
    @user-ge4uk9ui8y 4 года назад +4

    4:52, Jordan schlansky broke his character when conan told the joke and started laughing

  • @zomkino
    @zomkino 5 лет назад +5

    5:34 everytime i saw this photo i feel like " this guy is the original troll, the same trollface head and the same humor kinda"

  • @bluehearts4u
    @bluehearts4u 3 года назад +3

    4:52; Jordan Schlansky started to laugh is the most precious thing I've ever seen.

  • @D1sc0rd-
    @D1sc0rd- 5 лет назад +14

    My parents have been asking me what I want for Christmas for months. I have no ideas.
    They are going to be very confused when I ask for this toilet

  • @Rysdan9
    @Rysdan9 6 лет назад +17

    More Jordan!

  • @josakura
    @josakura 6 лет назад +6

    I love Toto Toilet and I love when Jordan's trying his best not to laugh at Conan's jokes.

  • @SimppaS
    @SimppaS 2 месяца назад +2

    In Finland, we have this small showerhead next to most toilets. Easy to clean yourself thoroughly. Toilet paper is good for drying your ass afterward but not much else. 😅

  • @adityadeshmukh1070
    @adityadeshmukh1070 6 лет назад +21

    I read Conan & Jordan, I click!