I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc.. They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different? The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker' like same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts? idk not rlly sure but yeah lotta overlap
Girl dictionary: I miss you= I want to commit arson Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73 Well, I mean There are nice guys... **shudder** But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism. This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person. So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
@YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not. Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do. (Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)
*@ShadyBeAShooketh* How is that r/wooooosh? I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that. I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad" But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows? God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
@Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in) Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced. He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh. 13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
"Jealousy and clinginess is fine until it gets to a certain point though." Thanks for saying this. I used to be with someone who would always get jealous with everything and would be really really clingy. I always saw saying like "they're just jealous because they care" and it would make me doubt my decision to break it off with them and wonder if I was just being too harsh. Even though it has been an entire year, I never really got a clear answer until now. Thank you.
Hey fellow human :P 100% agree being jello is fine til a certain point and I believe that relationships are built on trust. Assuming your partner is always cheating on you or something of the sort is extremely disheartening so you were defiantly in the right for that break up
Just cut off everybody who do these 'girl code' or 'girl dictionary' to manipulate boys from your life As for "They're just jealous because they care.", I do not understand that If they are jealous 'becuase they care', they probably leech attention off of you and want you to stay with them
I'm not really JEALOUS(like I am, but its not bad. I keep it to myself.) but I'm very clingy. So take it straight from the sourse. Yes it comes from a place of love. Yes to much is bad and a good reason to sit down and have a serious talk. A little is perfectly fine as long as you talk about it beforehand. Just like bdsm and suger, a little is fine, but there is always such a thing as too much.
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl.... Now I get it. I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity. On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other. It would also be much safer for everyone else.
"All guys care about is looks!" Says the same people who won't shut up about height, "being manly" which translates to putting up with unacceptable crap, and will almost always judge off of looks. I mean, people judge things wether they realise it or not, but these "nice girls" are really bad about it.
Same for nice guys and incels. Them: „ALL FOIDS ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND NOT PERSONALITY!“ Also them: „Pfff, that landwhale is hardly a 5! Why would she date an 8?“
Although the size of their waists isn't really helping matters. Fat tends to store estrogen, which is why a lot of the worst elements of both genders tend to be obese.
@@dairoleon2682 No. Whilst the oestrogen-related part of your comment is usually true, I think the second part is a stretch. Lots of these 'nice girls' are skinny or average size.
Yo I wish I didn't fuckin know. I wish on the day markiplier played yandere simulator I just ignored it and kept playing my favourite war themed hat simulator Team fortress 2 with my mates because they are funni. Also weebs are mostly kids and teens who want to escape the horriblenes of life and I respect that as a gamer but I don't think over exaggerated certain body parts, unreasonably powerful characters that that want to be and all that shit. But yeah as a gamer we do the same thing but instead we use blood, gore guns and shit because yes.
![Six Hundred Strike [EPIC: The Musical] Full Animatic](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zov6NXIAuow/mqdefault.jpg)
“Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP”
“Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone”
*Smells like harassment*
*Smells like 911 after harassment*
yes but turning phone into bomb is fun
no you in that case you should probably actually text her
10k subs with no videos challenge - boring
"Stop strangling me, I cant breathe" *_suffocate her_*
“If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”
*Rip*
if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up
i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?
@@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself
@@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer
"I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last
Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc..
They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different?
The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!"
Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"
Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches
Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals
Guy: "I'm 5'8"
Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)
ikr
@@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds
“If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”
Mirai Nikki in a nutshell
Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."
@@jilljillysillybilly 😂
@@JesusChristWithPipeBomb
BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA
"If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."
““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone”
*sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*
wuh oh
Uh, oh, stinky
Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
Yes papa
question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*
As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain
I wanna meet them and take a selfie
Yanderes are actually really scary so I am not surprised
That is a warranted fear
Facts bruh
Ah, a man of culture I see
Nice girls: "I'm qwerky"
Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"
hi querty, im nuker
Hi People, Im stupid
@@user-yc8jr8qh9l hi stupid, I'm dumb
@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf Nice
Germany: QWERTZ
"If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."
Oof
"If she calls the police, grab the guns and shoot. You can't let anybody in your way."
Yea right
Why is this wat is this
I think I love you
SMELLS LIKE JAIL BOYS
"If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey
NOT KINDA
Oof ouch
Not really
@@MGMAFiend WEH
9-1-1
*ring ring*
“She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA
That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.
Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾
That one got me lol
😆
1k
Guy: "You stabbed me!"
Nicegirl: "You know I play around."
It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.
Or introduce her to your friends Smith and Wesson. That's justified at that point.
Block the police
ruined 69 likes
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 You Monster.
@@interhistoria5632 Thank you.
"I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone"
Do you know what a narcissist is?
Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.
An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.
she must be stupid to
@@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.
Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves
we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point
Lol ikr
idk why but ur pfp looked like a penguin
@@cardmaster8716 Lol I never realized that 😂
damien is a god at voices
Its chefs kiss quality
Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality?
Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
TWO NICE GIRLS
@@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.
@@kwando472 lmao 💀
I got it to 666
The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.
that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime
I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real
Same
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker'
like
same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts?
idk
not rlly sure
but yeah
lotta overlap
Girl dictionary:
I miss you= I want to commit arson
Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson
Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
thank you for coming to my TEDx talk
Lol
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@@RoseLily0603 r/comedyheaven
You good?
Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships*
Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life*
Bruh
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73
Well, I mean
There are nice guys... **shudder**
But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
Himalayan Duck
Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
"Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?
Because it's a funny stereotype.
Jenny Mesas probably
Or Kat Von D
Fr
@Herald of dissonance
"woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?
We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...
"Siri, what's a yandere?"
Siri: WTF?
"Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?"
"OH YIKES!"
Oh yikes indeed.
This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear
“I’m so qwerky!”
[Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]
Bruh💀
Im so confused but i love it
I see this as a absolute win
My laugh is so hilarious
I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol
Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl
"Demonic Laughter"
*666 likes*
I’m not like other girls.
Im a five feet cockroach.
Na,I only date 6 sorry XD
.dammit
xD
@@sugarheartxo7378 *Me with two legs*
"Damn..."
Fuck that shit I’m out
why don't niceguys and nicegirls just
* clap hands *
would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?
@@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right
Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism.
This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person.
So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
and that is how r/entitledparents are made
“If cute boys stop being- gay”
This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe
I hate when those girls say that. Like stfu!
@YANEZA Luis Venancio no it isn’t?? You can’t control how you feel can you?
@YANEZA Luis Venancio lol ok then. good for you, im still gay
@YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not.
Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do.
(Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)
@@sarahtheidiot8961 that's an amazing explanation!
"if she pushes you away, pull her closer"
*if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*
If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.
If she says you mean the world to her
*take it over*
If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper
Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨
they ask
"why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring."
and I reply...
"I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"
Teddy Bear
Why are you reporting this comment?
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.
@@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh
Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful
And I just realized that I'm 5,9
And btw this is a joke
*@ShadyBeAShooketh*
How is that r/wooooosh?
I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that.
I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
"The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls"
I didnt know Voldermort had a phone
I did not know my dog had a phone
I didn’t know i had a phone
I didn't know you had a phone
@@carb7089 why wouldn't I?
@@moonhxney5244 I don't know lol
"can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!
i agree
*LITERALLY PREACH IT PLEASE-*
Yes bro thank you someone gets it
Who tf said you were cute
@@Imersity damn bro who hurt your feelings
“I am an actual Yandere”
oh no
*OH NO*
Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.
And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia
Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!
YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE
Oh jesus
No one:
Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*
•Abby is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS•
@Xeta huh?
XD
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
The "Humble" shit is like:
I'm not racist but...
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Yo I got that right
*slaps nice girl* thats a lie
@@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote....
NO THAT'S WRONG!
“You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me”
Dude... who hurt you?
who pissed in their cereal?
r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...
I was the 100th person to like this comment
@@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*
Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now
those two people are made for each other
Sub
I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys
Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.
We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.
gg m’lady . fedora tip
Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
EmKay: what’s a yandere
The Weebs: oh god.
Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here
yandere simulator players also had this reaction
@@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore
@@coffinze you misspelled donut
And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere
Stupid, but true
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
Scary
These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers
I know
Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.
Can you report a reddit post to the police?
Being gay doesnt sound bad now
@@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you
They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.
Underrated Comment
Dammit Mista that's fucking underrated
@@Kyle-zn2yc I too, am extremely humble
@@kats.8215 oh my giorno
This is one of the best comments ive seen recently
Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me"
Person with braincells : *exactly*
*thats the point*
@@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*
"because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls"
-Damien 2019
I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means
What about *MURDERER*
-Murderer
-Torturer
-Blackmailer
-Rapist?
-Traitor
Probably missed a few.
@@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one.
- a crazy bitch
@@helloyesiammillie kidnapper
Psychopath in general
Life-ruiner
Literally jesus at keeping weapons
Knows EVERYONE
Literally jesus at makeshift weapons
I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.
Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD
That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
@@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny
@@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂
@@Gabi-vt4ex np
"I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien
Everyone felt that
I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff
Hope you're doing better now pal
Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic
Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that
Same haha. How can people do that?
confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so
narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody
large difference nice girls
As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion
I feel that any confidence is narcissism
jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance
Oh ok
Thank
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad"
But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl
In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone
COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows?
God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be.
She’s literally asking you to do it
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
Damien: What is a yandere?
Me: * remembers all the time in yandere simulator * Oh buddy boy you’re in for a treat
an aggressive simp
Oh shit is it out I forgot that even existed I only played the beta
@Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in)
Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes
Nah and at this point it will basically never, the developer isn’t the sharpest tool.
@@Shaemmeh sh.
Women: Men don’t like nice women!
Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend:
Welcome to the 🧢 store!
@@jayeshbisht8999 This is in fact, something that would be identified as a bruh moment
Hat storeL
@@jayeshbisht8999 That's cap.
Nice one my dude!
"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.
You mean 1.000.000.000.000
@@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂
Robin :3
Except multiplied by 17 so...
Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist
@@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same
Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
Andy gray I-
@@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist
Andy gray sure wasn’t-
I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls.
Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.
Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected
Other guys: girls need to do that too
Nice girls: wait that's illegal
Lmao yes
Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating*
Guy: *Tazes her in self defense*
Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced.
He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh.
13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
“What is a yandere?”
*reads ud definition*
“OH YIKES”
Yup.
They think it's adorable when it's horrible,literal psychopaths :)
*before knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: What is that word??
*after knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: Y I K E S ! !
Hello :)
@@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*
I'm not like other girls,
I *_did not have sexual relations with that woman_*
LMAO
Bill Clinton kinda quirky doe
Oh hai mark
Subscribe to flamingo
Lol
if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet
I’m not like other boys, I only have one functioning kidney
...
Why am I losing it over this
im not like other boys, probably because im not a boy
Ur so qwerky lol
I find you deeply attractive but not for your looks, for what's on the inside.
Best girl is Damien wit her classy laugh and impressions
*Best Girl*
@@OVAH9001 yes.
HELP IM NOT GAY AND I KEEP GETTING DMS FROM GAY DUDES
@@itzdivinity5988 what?
@@itzdivinity5988 is this a random comment or a joke
The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS
Want free Minecraft mods
Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?
No it was Bryce
@@meatedbread3672 sure
@@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;
"They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal
Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice.
They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.
butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
rewester17 r/thathappened
JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw
R/ihdaastronke
"Jealousy and clinginess is fine until it gets to a certain point though."
Thanks for saying this. I used to be with someone who would always get jealous with everything and would be really really clingy. I always saw saying like "they're just jealous because they care" and it would make me doubt my decision to break it off with them and wonder if I was just being too harsh. Even though it has been an entire year, I never really got a clear answer until now. Thank you.
Hey fellow human :P 100% agree being jello is fine til a certain point and I believe that relationships are built on trust. Assuming your partner is always cheating on you or something of the sort is extremely disheartening so you were defiantly in the right for that break up
I have yet to find something the phrase "moderation in all things, including moderation" doesn't apply to.
Just cut off everybody who do these 'girl code' or 'girl dictionary' to manipulate boys from your life
As for "They're just jealous because they care.", I do not understand that
If they are jealous 'becuase they care', they probably leech attention off of you and want you to stay with them
I'm not really JEALOUS(like I am, but its not bad. I keep it to myself.) but I'm very clingy. So take it straight from the sourse. Yes it comes from a place of love. Yes to much is bad and a good reason to sit down and have a serious talk. A little is perfectly fine as long as you talk about it beforehand. Just like bdsm and suger, a little is fine, but there is always such a thing as too much.
Same here dude. Exact same feeling. It's the worse place to be in. You think it's not enough to break up but it ruins your life day in and day out.
When your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend
*You got a friend in me*
*DoDo Do Do*
*YOU GOT A FRIIIIEEND IN MEEE*
*proceeds to gloat to you about how you're cold, uncomfortable, and miles away from your residence*
*starts clapping along to to the song*
*YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME-*
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
3:27 Well to be fair, "cool" meaning "I don't care" is pretty common among *_both_* genders.
Both? As in 2? I'll have you know my sisters and I identify individually as different dinosaurs of the triassic.
2 genders? sir I identify as an attack helicopter.
cool
@Deserve Not Desire According to the gender update i am identify as half attack chopper and half sarcasm
I identify as a four slotted toaster acktualllly
Reddit user: I'm an actual yandere
Me: *screams for 10 years*
I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.
You summoned?
I heard asexual, i was summoned
This will be interesting
@@bsyo2665 why not both
BSYO asexual does exist, search it up
"What's a yandere?"
Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised
"can cute boys stop being: gay"
*oh no*
luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get
@@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot
My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af
Yeah I'm gay
@@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John
???
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister
@@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?
@@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.
@@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.
“DON’T TEXT ME: BLOW HER PHONE UP”
Her: Hey, please don’t text me, I’m at my Grandmother’s funeral
Him: -spamming ensues
now that's just fucked up
@@kwooi3610 just following instructions man
Lmao yes
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl....
Now I get it.
I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity.
On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other.
It would also be much safer for everyone else.
"I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things"
Who are you, every EA executive?
IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS
Dead body reported
@@spacesprts Red: who killed her????
Goldenboy 1919: i did
dude you fucking killed her
Comment: [LOCKED]
Pay £5.99 to unlock message.
"'DON'T TEXT ME' = BLOW HER PHONE UP"
*orders a nuclear strike on "her" phone*
TACTICAL NOOK INCOMING
R/youngkidsyoutube
@@louisefallon545 r/foundthemobileuser
Cyber nuke!
Your comment made me physically laugh.Thank you for that!!
"How to lose a man, just be a good women. They hate that"
Nice girl's definition of a good women : *Desperately tries to play with guy's emotions*
That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.
Hmmm yea
I'll know I'm dangerously drunk when this sub Reddit starts making sense
well well well after each drink you should look just to make sure! it will be helpful AND painful!
Ooohhh. That’ll be a good time. Welp, if you do try it, hope ya have a corker with it!
If it starts to, get some water and call an uber. We want what's best for you.
Yeah, if that happenes go to the hospital. And cheeck if everything is okay.
When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try
Weebs:😱
😱
I see this as an achievement for normies. Animes slowly taking over
😱
*clapping*
Me-😡
As much as I love anime, calling yourself a yandere is just.......I can’t de-......it’s too much man..
I was cringing while reading that story. That story was probably made up too.
yes exactly
@@killjoy1996 imagine if it wasn't
rip her ex and husband
Yeah like I can be jelaous asf, but I wouldn't kill anyone because I dont want to.
This
not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag
r/nicegirls: "I have a perfect personality..."
"If you buy me things!"
Nice.
*"I am an actual yandere"*
HOL'UP
Yanderes are overrated and are unsafe for long term exposure
Ikr, do they even know what yandere means 😃
@@msilva2423 well I mean from the essay they wrote for that post it looked like they do know what a yandere is
@@superfan364 👁👄👁 oh god...
@@msilva2423 lmao non related but I love that username lmfao
Luv that moment "What is a yandere" anybody in the anime community knows what it is
@@sleepydarcy9095 Yah
@@sleepydarcy9095 ikr
Pandarlovegacha PLG Honestly I was waiting for him to find the definition
Pandarlovegacha PLG
i can name 10 people besides myself who arent in the community and know most of the deres.
I loved his reaction after reading the definition "yikes!"
Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation
I'd watch this show.
nicegirls: why cant men just love me for my personality!?
also nicegirls: 4:19
Me back in college except I didn't have a gf
At the end...
Damien: "What is a yandere?"
Literally every weeb ever: "EXCUSE ME?!???!"
Honestly I think tsunderes are dumb because well.
1.They be so rude that irl you would just leave her
2.SHES A THOOOOOOT
Im not a weeb but yes
Not a weeb, but I play yandere simulator
Oh no the weeb army is rising and damien's rats shall fight back
I'm not a weeb but know yandere sim but yes
Damien: **Laughs**
Everyone: [Happiness Noise]
[everyone liked this]
[why is everyone talking in brackets]
[its a long story]
Sketchy ! [I know right]
@@justoh312 It's a fallout thing
I hope that was a legitimate question
Lmao the “ ... They’re just fun” got me 😂
I’m not like other girls, I wear grandma diapers.
Deep
I’m not like other girls, I’m a guy
Austin Draws LMAO THAT CRACKED ME UP
*H O L U P*
I'm not like other girls I'm
*cheezburgar*
Girl: *I’m not like other girls!*
*ironically saying that makes her exactly like other girls*
yep
At this point, it's like their way of saying "Hello".
😂😂 that and isn’t it just a bad thing for them to not be like “other” girls
"All guys care about is looks!"
Says the same people who won't shut up about height, "being manly" which translates to putting up with unacceptable crap, and will almost always judge off of looks.
I mean, people judge things wether they realise it or not, but these "nice girls" are really bad about it.
All girls think about looks aswell
@@vaporlogic5279 not all, just some.
@@noodlesgamebox5903 yeah right
Same for nice guys and incels.
Them: „ALL FOIDS ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND NOT PERSONALITY!“
Also them: „Pfff, that landwhale is hardly a 5! Why would she date an 8?“
@@SaKura-il8op Wat
2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED
"I wish i could date me!"
So you're a narcissist?
Aight.
Nice girl: No only boys can be narcissistic, I am just pure and better than them
@@_Quxyz seems accurate to what they'd say.
Same
@@_Quxyz I know, right? It's the same double standard as people who say "Women can't be sexist" or "Only white people can be racist."
@GeneralKenobi Sentences
*_"I'm really nice, I just get mad sometimes!"_* = Red flag.
Well the reason for saying "there is no sweet girls left"
Is not because of the size of their waist but the size of their ego.
good one
Although the size of their waists isn't really helping matters. Fat tends to store estrogen, which is why a lot of the worst elements of both genders tend to be obese.
@@dairoleon2682 No. Whilst the oestrogen-related part of your comment is usually true, I think the second part is a stretch. Lots of these 'nice girls' are skinny or average size.
At the yandere section
"Yeah, number one, why?"
Killed me 😭😂😭😂
Damien: what's a yandere?
Us: oh Damien, Damien Damien Damien Damien...
He is not a man of culture as well.
Yo I wish I didn't fuckin know. I wish on the day markiplier played yandere simulator I just ignored it and kept playing my favourite war themed hat simulator Team fortress 2 with my mates because they are funni. Also weebs are mostly kids and teens who want to escape the horriblenes of life and I respect that as a gamer but I don't think over exaggerated certain body parts, unreasonably powerful characters that that want to be and all that shit. But yeah as a gamer we do the same thing but instead we use blood, gore guns and shit because yes.
I like to go on long rants about nothing ignore what I just said.
Girl: “hey bf I’m cheating on you.”
Boy: “Why?!”
Girl: “Because you gave our child more attention then me!”
_WHAT THE HELL_
i would just say, oh sorry i forgot feeding the prat and not spending the 24th hour of the day with you is basically neglect
And I thought I was stalker-y when I checked her Twitter once to see if she was okay because she wasn't texting me. Well.
I mean... that sounds like you were just worried. That's pretty normal
She keyed my Lamborfeeties, my Chevrolegs, my Mitshoebishis, my Walkswagens, my Land Rovers...