“I ain't gonna say I beat my boyfriend, but he do flinch when I reach for him” That implies two things: 1. This girl is abusing her boyfriend 2. The boyfriend has suffered some sort of abusive trauma and she is mocking him for it Either way, it's disgusting and awful. I hope he has found someone better.
Same thing goes for my bro. He hit me so many times in the past, whenever im with my friends and they raise their hand over my head or something, I cover my head, flinch and kinda whimper.
...meanwhile here i am feeling like a douche hoping she dates someone who is finally her match...and catches that attempted swing...or more basically wishing we finds a guy who can pay her back that karma...
“I don’t beat my boyfriend but he flinches when I reach for him” That’s terrifying. The fact that she’s being praised for that is disgusting. If a man were to say that about his girlfriend, everybody would send him death threats. Imagine being in a relationship like that, thinking it’s a thing to be proud of. Men can be abused by women as well.
@@squigga2184 like when she has her hands near him, he flinches. Basically admitting she beats up her bf to the point he's scared that she will hit him everytime her hands are coming at him. Basically a disgusting abusive woman.
@@cloud-lbc holy shit that was terrible, i agree she is disgusting. Thanks for explaining btw, English wasn't my first language so i didn't catch that phrase.
@Yo come pan that is exactly what i hate the most about society's view on women. believe me, i'm a woman as well, and let me tell you some of the vilest things i've seen are committed by women, sweet-looking girls at that. we ladies can get as nasty as the guys, it's just human nature
oh my god i went to a coffee shop w a friend (we're both girls) and i asked her what she wanted and she was like "Oh, nothing, im good." So me, taking that literally, didn't get her anything. Then she got angry because i didn't and i was just like " Girl, if u wanted something, ya should have SAID SO"
@@maiabaram1625 I've done this sometimes, but not as bad. I only ever ask someone for something directly if its essential, and sometimes I'll ask for less of something than I actually need. It's the problem with having very bad social anxiety. I dont like directly asking people for stuff. Honestly, conformity rules my life. I always try to go with the grain but I feel like I always stick out like a sore thumb. So if anyone out there with an invisibility power wants to trade lives, I'm down lol.
Honestly I’d tell her I’m free that second and will be waiting eagerly for either his or her arrival. No show? Bother the fuck out of her with “what was it again” “I’m free all Sunday” “I can drop it off at your work too” “you know what to save you trouble I’ll contact deputy [redacted] right now!” until she HAS to admit she bullshitted. I’m not a petty person in general but fake innocent criminal accusations will take my sweet sweet time to take out the trash.
"If you don't chase me when I'm fake leaving you, we can't be together" That was my ex-wife's favorite game. It got involved, too. She would pack, walk toward the train for the airport, and get this huge shit-eating grin when she saw my crying after her. The last time she tried it, I didn't follow her. We had some "meetings" after that, and in one of them we were in this lower area under a building full of classrooms (lower lawn) and there was only one real way to get out (that I knew about... I could have taken the stairs between two buildings, but I didn't know that was an option at the time) so I get up to leave ahead of her, she runs in front of me and screams "Stop following me" and I said "I'm not. I'm just leaving" Get right the hell out of here with those kind of games. Fake leaving is emotional manipulation and a serious red flag. Seriously, don't ever pursue someone who acts like that, regardless of their gender. I just ignored all the flags...
Good for you man, fake leaving is bs. Also it doesn't work. Girls wants you to chase them, but when you've done it too many times she will start taking you for granted. She thinks she wants a chaser, but she doesn't.
I am so sorry for you that you were hurt in that way! I hate that women get away with the most disgusting abuse, it's horrible, hope you are doing better!
Had an ex that did this 3 or 4 times before i wises up eventually i just said bye and ignored her. Then 6 months later i get in a relationship with another girl and she messages me saying im not loyal and that she cant believe ingot over her so fast ans how im an asshole and i let our relationship go 🙄. I said you do remember you left me right? Here response was "yeah bit i figured youd come back eventually" She honestly thought she owned me... i was floored and that was a huge eye opener for the mentality of a person who does that.
Honestly THIS is why i think the 40k universe is better. No drama, no bullshit just war, ambition, greed and heroism, its simpler, sure you could die 10,000,000 horrific gruesome ways but at least you're not getting abused with no real way out,
“Everyone knows that ‘no’ means ‘surprise me’” Oh man! So rape doesn’t actually exist and we’ve all been getting it wrong! Thank you to the scholar who cleared that one up.
Sadly enough, I know some men who've been in that situation. Apparently it's so outlandish to some people that men can not want sex 24/7, that they think men are joking if they say no.
There is a girl at my school who I flirt with and she doesn’t mind, but whenever somebody asks if we’re dating she acts overly disgusted, but whenever I stop she gets pissed and whenever I flirt with other girls she gets pissed
You already listed the problem in the first 7 words. You're both still at School. She is probably scared of being made fun of by other classmates if she said she likes you. Doesn't mean she is a bad person, just a bit insecure maybe and that's okay since she is still young.
@@ligdeyendama884 That would be a VERY different story then! By the way he explained it though, I doubt that a university student would act like that. He probably meant middle school or maybe high school.
edith licia balducci she doesn’t give two shits about what happens to me, the story was a rhetorical question, I know why she does it and it’s because she’s a cowardly piece of shit who wants attention but doesn’t want to be known as being associated with a nerd like me
@M M I honestly hate both but Emma is still working as a successful actress and it bothers me because what she did was not ok. Chris was ruined because he constantly gets set up for "abusing " other women then its just a big lie but yet people believe it. Besides Chris isnt as played on the radio as he was before. Both are trash people tho
@@arianiss I think it means that she missed the chance. When you go to buy something but you don't have enough money and late by a day. So you missed the chance. I was confused too 😅
@@kannethamartin859 Maybe I'm just old, but I was gonna say the same thing. Though growing up it was reversed for me "Day late and a dollar short." Again, no shame, just odd to think it's not as popular as it seemed to be when I was a kid.
Colin Shaw - I am so, so sorry. There should be an r/kindgirls or something, showing genuine human affection to cleanse the palate... try r/mademesmile?
As a female I think that we shouldn’t normalize that saying “no” means anything but no because the females that post that are the same females that make posts saying “Guys I’ll repeat it one more time: NO MEANS NO!!!” Yet they have the audacity to find humor in posts like the one in 2:42, no is a word that should be for its meaning.
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 "from fish about fish" clearly refers to fishing, a typically one-sided activity that, apart from it's practical applications, is also seen as a sport. The aforementioned is seldom beneficial for the fish involved. This suggests two things: 1 - He sees women as objects, in the process rejecting their identity as people. 2 - This reference is a mildly witty insult towards human females. (Note: I am aware that such a neutral word mysteriously triggers some people. In this case, allow me to explain that I fucking hate the word "women", and tend to avoid it whenever possible. This is not due to any sort of misogyny, simply the heavy connotations and stereotypes attached to the word.) (Also, I just don't like how it sounds in an aesthetic sense either.) (Usage in #1 was forgiven due to it fitting too well not to be used) (Jesus, you'd think I was arguing innocence in a murder investigation or something.) (I really need to tone down my parenthesis fetish.) While this does not seem a very positive message to convey, he might have only intended number 2, understandably incensed by the topic at hand, and not have been truly sexist.
Ikr like women nowdays think they are the victims always.And trust me im not being racist but it really makes me angry when girls are playing the victim at ANYTHING.Ofc not everybody is like that but some of them are.
Reminds me of the (Guy takes the hint when she turns him down) "I just wanted him to try a little harder, whyd he ghost me?" vs the (Guy asks her out to something a week later) "Take the fucking hint, man, I done shot you down!" paradox within the same woman.
"Everybody knows "no" means "surprise me"." ... Wow. I'm not sure I even need to take that out of context to be able to make a full list of things wrong with that.
Girl: "Prove you're worth my time." Me: "You just proved you aren't worth mine. Imma go find someone who doesn't insult me the second she starts talking to me."
girls: I hate it when boys play with my feelings :,( Also girls: I wasn’t trying to get into a relationship I was just bored The boy she played: oK wElP
"Everyone knows no means "surprise me"!" And that, your honour, is why my client didn't commit rape. She consented by saying no, which we all know means "surprise me".
My ex broke up with me because we got into a couple of arguments and was convinced it wasn't going to workout anymore. She didn't tell me that's why however. Then about a month later she sees me hitting on another girl and gets jealous and causes the girl to never want to talk to me again. She talks about how she still loves me, but she's already dating someone. I ask if she wants to get back together and she says she doesn't want to leave the guy because he's nice, despite the fact that she says she wants to be with me again. I can't even express the amount of frustration going through my head that day.
Boyfriend: What do you want for valentines? Girlfriend: Oh, nothing much, a chocolate is good! *boyfriend gives girlfriend chocolate* Girlfriend: HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME A NECKLACE
Having sex with consent and regretting it the next morning It can also mean "rape" as we know it, or something completely different, depending on the nicegirl's mood
I know someone who's 25 that still thinks life is like that. He's exhausting for everyone around him because he's so childlike, he actually makes his 4 year old nephew seem mature. Some people never grow out of it, they literally live in a fantasy world for their entire lives...
“If a guy doesn’t spend almost all his money on me, he’s sensible and has financial planning skills. That’s the kind of man you want to marry.” - a woman with brain cells
Nice girl: Hey can we go on a date. Guy: Sorry, I can’t I gotta go see my sister’s graduation tomorrow. Nice girl: *You have just activated my nice girl card*
Nice girl: If a boyfriend doesn’t: 1.Obsess over me 2.Realize he is always wrong if arguing with me 3.I must be superior 4. Rich please!! 5.And isn’t smart so he simps only me These are the conditions!!! If yo man don’t have this, he a cheat! 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
@@Mario-mr2se 8: you MUST get me an item that is over 500 dollars EVERY DAY 9:NO MATTER WHAT you MUST respond to my texts and MY TEXTS ONLY 10: you MUST NOT be in contact with ANY females, even your MOTHER
@@haribhandari5309 I'm insecure, but I wouldn't call someone ugly, unless joking around with a friend but even then I'd tell them I was joking around so they don't actually lose confidence or get hurt by it
I'm gonna be honest, watching these made me realize just how lucky I am to have a girlfriend that is somewhat sane and actually communicates what she wants and is understanding. I mean she's not perfect but either way she's exactly what I want in a relationship so I'm not gonna argue
@@Derekjgavit422 I hope everything is okay now. I don't know how it feels to be abused, but I am sure it must horrible. Have a nice day (or night. Or afternoon. Or noon. Or whatever time is in your country 😅)
Yeah I'm pretty confused, too. Like in the beggining it said the blue part was the Nice girl and the grey part was the boy, but it was the opposite lol
If you play with people's feelings, Damien himself will show up at your doorstep at 3 in the morning wearing a cowboy costume and will hand you a plaque that just says "gross"
“Does she say she loves you?” oh my GOD girl! you’re literally already dating someone, and if you’re still “in love” with this dude, then why’d you get into the second relationship in the first place?! it doesn’t help you get over him, and it harms the person you’re in a relationship with. it’s ok if you wanna know who your ex is dating or whatever, but consistently going on asking him questions when he clearly said that he wasn’t interested in dating is just crossing and line and someone’s privacy.
No i disagree. I dont think its normal to want to much less actively seek to know about your ex's love life. Its unhealthy and shows you didnt actually move on.
What I love about my boyfriend is he doesn't even have to ask what I want he automatically knows what I want and for Valentine's day he got me rainbow roses, a little basket full of my favorite treats, and a stuffed animal. He knows almost everything about me we've been dating for almost a year and he makes me super happy and I love him and I tell him that every day💜
"I dont beat my boyfriend but he flinches when I reach for him" Shes getting praised for that but if the guy posted that he would be reported and hated smh Guys can be abused too
some girl on snap said she liked me and when i said i didn’t like her back she started ranting on how she meant to say that to someone else and that she wouldn’t eve le consider dating me. ok i didn’t even want to date her 2 weeks later she does it again
These girls literally speak a different language lol 😂 Thanks to them, now guys have this preconceived notion that if a girl tells you to leave her alone, they misinterpret it as "follow her around like a dog and keep pestering her to say what's wrong". And as an introvert who's super territorial about her personal space, I just feel like bashing my head on the wall smh.
Or they just lose all interest in any relationships in general because other pos are abusive/gold diggers/literally just want to ruin them. It makes it hard to find a good boyfriend or girlfriend because you always have to second guess yourself nowadays. As a fellow introvert, I utterly understand the whole 'follows around like a lost puppy' thing...
Imagine if no really did mean surprise me. “Hey wanna die?” (Very casual lol) “Surprise me.” “Can you like, stop playing music that loud?” “Meh, surprise me.” *No, it means no.”* *Surprise me, it means surprise me.*
Guy: *gets run over by a truck 2 days before wedding* Nicegirl: "whatever I didn't actually wanna marry you anyways, just The fact you're this lazy shows you don't love me" Guy, In critical condition: "So I am confusion."
7:43 I know a few people who constantly share posts like this. And whenever someone asks them if everything's okay they get defensive. "Just because I share this doesn't me I'm relate it!" 😂
Reminder: as much as it hurts to say and acknowledge, all these men are probably still in these abusive relationships because of them being manipulated to think they won’t be with anyone better If these trash humans go this far to torture the people they’re with, manipulation isn’t that unlikely
“I ain't gonna say I beat my boyfriend, but he do flinch when I reach for him”
That implies two things:
1. This girl is abusing her boyfriend
2. The boyfriend has suffered some sort of abusive trauma and she is mocking him for it
Either way, it's disgusting and awful. I hope he has found someone better.
ItsReddd it been 8 months,he probs did
Same thing goes for my bro. He hit me so many times in the past, whenever im with my friends and they raise their hand over my head or something, I cover my head, flinch and kinda whimper.
3. He is disgusted.....
...meanwhile here i am feeling like a douche hoping she dates someone who is finally her match...and catches that attempted swing...or more basically wishing we finds a guy who can pay her back that karma...
@@markrayes2973 I feel like a douche too for wishing that, but she deserves abuse that she served
“I don’t beat my boyfriend but he flinches when I reach for him”
That’s terrifying. The fact that she’s being praised for that is disgusting. If a man were to say that about his girlfriend, everybody would send him death threats. Imagine being in a relationship like that, thinking it’s a thing to be proud of. Men can be abused by women as well.
What does "reach for him" really meaning? I'm kind of lost here.
@@squigga2184 like when she has her hands near him, he flinches.
Basically admitting she beats up her bf to the point he's scared that she will hit him everytime her hands are coming at him.
Basically a disgusting abusive woman.
@@cloud-lbc holy shit that was terrible, i agree she is disgusting. Thanks for explaining btw, English wasn't my first language so i didn't catch that phrase.
@Yo come pan that is exactly what i hate the most about society's view on women.
believe me, i'm a woman as well, and let me tell you some of the vilest things i've seen are committed by women, sweet-looking girls at that.
we ladies can get as nasty as the guys, it's just human nature
It bullshit that you can't do anything
"Everyone knows "No" means "Surprise me""
"Well when he came back with nothing, were you surprised?"
"Of course."
"Well there ya go."
Speech 100
@@late_8106yess so true
well this comment needs more likes
Give this man an oscar
oh my god i went to a coffee shop w a friend (we're both girls) and i asked her what she wanted and she was like "Oh, nothing, im good." So me, taking that literally, didn't get her anything. Then she got angry because i didn't and i was just like " Girl, if u wanted something, ya should have SAID SO"
Nice girl: we broke up because he lacked conversations skills
Also nice girl :
He GaVed mE chOcolAte whEn I SaiD I waNT ChoCOlAtE
Don't you know? There's a marked difference between "chOcolAte" and "ChoCOlAtE"!
That's what my 4 yr old brother does lol!
@@anonymousapproximation8549 *funny part is that there is actually*
@@samriis no kidding, kiddo.
@@maiabaram1625 I've done this sometimes, but not as bad. I only ever ask someone for something directly if its essential, and sometimes I'll ask for less of something than I actually need. It's the problem with having very bad social anxiety. I dont like directly asking people for stuff. Honestly, conformity rules my life. I always try to go with the grain but I feel like I always stick out like a sore thumb. So if anyone out there with an invisibility power wants to trade lives, I'm down lol.
“Give me stuff you own or the police will come to your house” Holy s**t dude.
”911 what is your emergency?”
“MY EX WONT GIVE ME HIS STUFF.”
It's called taxes. :)
Honestly I’d tell her I’m free that second and will be waiting eagerly for either his or her arrival. No show? Bother the fuck out of her with “what was it again” “I’m free all Sunday” “I can drop it off at your work too” “you know what to save you trouble I’ll contact deputy [redacted] right now!” until she HAS to admit she bullshitted.
I’m not a petty person in general but fake innocent criminal accusations will take my sweet sweet time to take out the trash.
Oh God.
Legal system against men in a nutshell
"DoEs ShE saY sHE lOvEs YOu?" I almost throw up laughing
5:48 for reference
ruclips.net/video/-15VC4Yxzys/видео.html
That's the best part of the entire video
W H E Z E E
I'm the 1000th like. Congrats
"If you don't chase me when I'm fake leaving you, we can't be together"
That was my ex-wife's favorite game. It got involved, too. She would pack, walk toward the train for the airport, and get this huge shit-eating grin when she saw my crying after her. The last time she tried it, I didn't follow her. We had some "meetings" after that, and in one of them we were in this lower area under a building full of classrooms (lower lawn) and there was only one real way to get out (that I knew about... I could have taken the stairs between two buildings, but I didn't know that was an option at the time) so I get up to leave ahead of her, she runs in front of me and screams "Stop following me" and I said "I'm not. I'm just leaving"
Get right the hell out of here with those kind of games. Fake leaving is emotional manipulation and a serious red flag. Seriously, don't ever pursue someone who acts like that, regardless of their gender. I just ignored all the flags...
*slow claps* you are a smart man, this isn't a moive, im not chasing you, so to you sir, i say you are smart
Good for you man, fake leaving is bs.
Also it doesn't work. Girls wants you to chase them, but when you've done it too many times she will start taking you for granted.
She thinks she wants a chaser, but she doesn't.
I am so sorry for you that you were hurt in that way! I hate that women get away with the most disgusting abuse, it's horrible, hope you are doing better!
Had an ex that did this 3 or 4 times before i wises up eventually i just said bye and ignored her. Then 6 months later i get in a relationship with another girl and she messages me saying im not loyal and that she cant believe ingot over her so fast ans how im an asshole and i let our relationship go 🙄. I said you do remember you left me right? Here response was "yeah bit i figured youd come back eventually" She honestly thought she owned me... i was floored and that was a huge eye opener for the mentality of a person who does that.
Honestly THIS is why i think the 40k universe is better. No drama, no bullshit just war, ambition, greed and heroism, its simpler, sure you could die 10,000,000 horrific gruesome ways but at least you're not getting abused with no real way out,
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin better!"
-Grunkle Stan
"see it's funny because marriage is terrible"
lmao gravity falls refrences always get me 😔✊🏻
WHATS THE JOKE
@@7leeful whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@epicblue00 WHATS THE JOKE
Not gonna lie
Hearing Emkay do the mocking "DoEs ShE sAy ShE lOvEs YoU?" in the Boston accent gave me reason to live
Lol
wanted to like but to ruin such like ratio would be sin
@@ullr7558 me too
Feminist: "No means no!"
Nicegirl: "No means Surprise Me!"
@@shaunibabe1 But feminazis and feminists are a different thing. I ain't no feminist, but feminazis are the assholes that call themselves feminists. 😂
#surprisebuttsx
No means No
Yes means Yes
If you think otherwise
Get fricking help
Gender equality is what we need generally
*Don't overthrow the balance or we will make you choke on air*
*HAH, I DO THAT ALREADY*
“Everyone knows that ‘no’ means ‘surprise me’”
Oh man! So rape doesn’t actually exist and we’ve all been getting it wrong! Thank you to the scholar who cleared that one up.
@@giannis5868 "Oh boy here I go killing again".
@@giannis5868 dang. That was dark ;-;
@Barber of Seville how have you acquired this information?
Sadly enough, I know some men who've been in that situation. Apparently it's so outlandish to some people that men can not want sex 24/7, that they think men are joking if they say no.
*Bill Cosby*
There is a girl at my school who I flirt with and she doesn’t mind, but whenever somebody asks if we’re dating she acts overly disgusted, but whenever I stop she gets pissed and whenever I flirt with other girls she gets pissed
You already listed the problem in the first 7 words. You're both still at School. She is probably scared of being made fun of by other classmates if she said she likes you. Doesn't mean she is a bad person, just a bit insecure maybe and that's okay since she is still young.
School could mean university
@@ligdeyendama884 That would be a VERY different story then! By the way he explained it though, I doubt that a university student would act like that. He probably meant middle school or maybe high school.
Talk to her about this problem. If she keeps being jealous, she's a psycho
edith licia balducci she doesn’t give two shits about what happens to me, the story was a rhetorical question, I know why she does it and it’s because she’s a cowardly piece of shit who wants attention but doesn’t want to be known as being associated with a nerd like me
The “beating my boyfriend” one MAKES ME SO PISSED LIKE WTF HOW IS THAT FUNNY TO HER?
Because there's no repercussions and no one cares
@@StrangeTamer178 sadly. Emma Roberts abused evan peters and got away with it. Yet Chris brown beats Rihanna and his career is ruined
@M M I honestly hate both but Emma is still working as a successful actress and it bothers me because what she did was not ok. Chris was ruined because he constantly gets set up for "abusing " other women then its just a big lie but yet people believe it. Besides Chris isnt as played on the radio as he was before. Both are trash people tho
*Seriously* that's fricked up
She’s a dumbass, abuse shouldn’t be laughed about
"you're a dollar short and a day late on that" holy shit I'm gonna use that haha
@@arianiss I think it means that she missed the chance.
When you go to buy something but you don't have enough money and late by a day. So you missed the chance.
I was confused too 😅
No shame, just kinda surprised y'all haven't heard that one before. Lol
Gage Kellogg holy- I just came on this part as I was reading this comment.
That's a common phrase.
@@kannethamartin859 Maybe I'm just old, but I was gonna say the same thing. Though growing up it was reversed for me "Day late and a dollar short."
Again, no shame, just odd to think it's not as popular as it seemed to be when I was a kid.
My name is Amanda and my boyfriend and I were watching this and when you called out that lady for "acting like an Amanda " he went "preach it".
😂
you got beaned
Put a ring on him quick
@@wert1234576 a ring made out of BEANS, because she got BEANED
marry him rn
Damien: "No means no"
Nice girls: Wait, that's illegal
@Colin Shaw BOY WERE YOU WRONG
Colin Shaw - I am so, so sorry.
There should be an r/kindgirls or something, showing genuine human affection to cleanse the palate... try r/mademesmile?
As a female I think that we shouldn’t normalize that saying “no” means anything but no because the females that post that are the same females that make posts saying “Guys I’ll repeat it one more time: NO MEANS NO!!!” Yet they have the audacity to find humor in posts like the one in 2:42, no is a word that should be for its meaning.
Yes
PREACH
Finally someone agrees that it's stupid
Chris Johnson you could say that statement about literally any object or life form and it would work, therefore that’s completely meaningless lol
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
"from fish about fish" clearly refers to fishing, a typically one-sided activity that, apart from it's practical applications, is also seen as a sport. The aforementioned is seldom beneficial for the fish involved. This suggests two things:
1 - He sees women as objects, in the process rejecting their identity as people.
2 - This reference is a mildly witty insult towards human females.
(Note: I am aware that such a neutral word mysteriously triggers some people. In this case, allow me to explain that I fucking hate the word "women", and tend to avoid it whenever possible. This is not due to any sort of misogyny, simply the heavy connotations and stereotypes attached to the word.)
(Also, I just don't like how it sounds in an aesthetic sense either.)
(Usage in #1 was forgiven due to it fitting too well not to be used)
(Jesus, you'd think I was arguing innocence in a murder investigation or something.)
(I really need to tone down my parenthesis fetish.)
While this does not seem a very positive message to convey, he might have only intended number 2, understandably incensed by the topic at hand, and not have been truly sexist.
Damien: *laughs*
Fans: write that down write that down!
Damien: *laughs*
*Everyone Liked That.*
Daah_ Topaz his laugh is overrated
Nice pfp and username
Purple InkFace thanks #nofilter
Why do i keep seeing you
MEN 👏CAN 👏BE👏ABUSED👏 BY👏WOMEN👏TOO👏
Nothing is just a one gender thing (not including biologically)
Most of us know. It's the crazy/stupid people who never listen or have the sympathy to care.
@@karlkhai51 loud minority IG
Ikr like women nowdays think they are the victims always.And trust me im not being racist but it really makes me angry when girls are playing the victim at ANYTHING.Ofc not everybody is like that but some of them are.
Seraphic Floofer what do you mean?
👏a👏g👏r👏e👏e👏
"Just because I say I want something doesn't mean I want it!"
Then why
HOLY HECKING HECK OCHACO
HOW ARE YOU YOUR MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
@@chocomuffin7433 shes my favorite too lol
• Vicky • uravity and tsuyu rule all
Then if she says she wants me is shy lying?
Honestly, dunno. Girls are confusing
Judge: Did she consent to sex before hand?
Me: well... she said no so I ‘surprised her’
how could you 😂😂😂
Bleach boi judge: Understandable, have a nice day
Ish
Jury: This is indeed a bruh moment
Lmao holy shit
Judge: k fairs defendant is innocent fam
Let her leave: He doesn’t want me!
Chase her: He’s so clingy!
Stands half away: he doesnhes so c
@@mepnet yeah, he deostnehe really hrard!
You know you can do both, right ?
Stay Still and then Resize into Your Fetus Form before Crawling away on the Roof like the Demon she Thinks you Are!
From Experience Works Everytime!
Reminds me of the (Guy takes the hint when she turns him down) "I just wanted him to try a little harder, whyd he ghost me?" vs the (Guy asks her out to something a week later) "Take the fucking hint, man, I done shot you down!" paradox within the same woman.
“ we should go on a date “
“ Well my leg is broke-“
“ YOU JUST MISSED YOUR CHANCE
*B U D D Y* “
That's what I call my friend.. *A mood swing*
Speech 100
She could have just had the date take place at his house, smh
Intelligence 100
Her: come over
Him: cant my leg is broken
Her: this is your only chance
Him: *remains completely stationary due to his inability to physically walk*
I love Damien’s laugh, it’s why the world is still spinning even though bad things are happening now
*Wait does he laugh if the post is dumb or its funny*
Team Parkhill yes
Ngl his laugh is 60% of the reason I'm subbed
Sean Whitaker for me it’s 100%.
He laughs like Engineer from TF2.
"Everybody knows "no" means "surprise me"."
... Wow. I'm not sure I even need to take that out of context to be able to make a full list of things wrong with that.
"Want to hug passionately?" Hmm... out of context is just worse than it is in context. :/
Mr. Pokirby r/iamverysmart
that’s what my uncle thought
@@aralornwolf3140 guy: do you want to have sex?
Girl:No
Guy fucks girl while yelling surprise.
@@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk tbh I was thinking of the "no means no" in that context too lol
Girl: "Prove you're worth my time."
Me: "You just proved you aren't worth mine. Imma go find someone who doesn't insult me the second she starts talking to me."
Dat Uno reverse card tho.
I'm gonna use that
Men: Do in fact Exist
Woman: *No*
Edit: As it seems this fits for Nice Girls and Lesbians
Swiggity Swooter LOL PP POO POO
@@malikxeno9657
Okay.
@@slvrrgldyyy7409 hes been doinf this in the other comments
Ruined 69 likes fite meh
*female
"Who tf is Cherry Garcia?!" 😂😂😂
Sounds like a hot pornstar🤣
dumb bruh i was talking about the ice cream!! 😡
" *OoOOOhhhhHHhh Ok BTW I 4Te Th3 L4ST 0NE* "
ur mom
XD your comment came up as soon as I heard that!!
"I don't beat my boyfriend, but he does flinch when i reach for him"
And you're proud of that?
Aaaaaaaaaand that shows signs of physical/mental abuse... 😬
Cake
“i genuinely care for your mom and hope she gets better” wholesome ❤️
girls: I hate it when boys play with my feelings :,(
Also girls: I wasn’t trying to get into a relationship I was just bored
The boy she played: oK wElP
Not gonna lie, the Cherry Garcia one legit killed me 🤣🤣🤣🍨
"I was talking about...THE ICE CREAM" 🍦
"dumb bitch, its da *I C E C R E A M* "
That one was either fake or she was snitching on herself.
Chad didnt leave her for Stacy
He left her for Stacy's Mom
Cause shes got it goin' on
Alexa play Stacey's mom by bowling for soup
@@ivannav9175 Now playing Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne
you, i like you.
Stacy, can't you see, you're just not the girl for Chad.
You. I like you.
Wait a minute...
These girls aren't very nice.
Internet in a Nutshell Channel my point exactly!
OmG r/woooosh You ArE So. DUmB . Th At s thE jOkE
Internet in a Nutshell Channel but fr did we legit make the same comment?
i am mindblown
Oranger no u are oranger
"Everyone knows no means "surprise me"!"
And that, your honour, is why my client didn't commit rape. She consented by saying no, which we all know means "surprise me".
🤔😬
Should be pinned 😂😂😂
My ex broke up with me because we got into a couple of arguments and was convinced it wasn't going to workout anymore. She didn't tell me that's why however.
Then about a month later she sees me hitting on another girl and gets jealous and causes the girl to never want to talk to me again.
She talks about how she still loves me, but she's already dating someone. I ask if she wants to get back together and she says she doesn't want to leave the guy because he's nice, despite the fact that she says she wants to be with me again.
I can't even express the amount of frustration going through my head that day.
@Fesh Pince how tf you gonna smoke pills?
I can relate
@@ikeilledaguy4349 There are some ways...
@@castiel4109 tell me how
Ex: logic 💯💯💯
Hol’ up these ain’t nice girls. I’ve been tricked! Damien! Explain yourself!
The heghog is anger
Laiva am porcu pain
@@hravandil9993 the porche pine has *ANGER*
Laiva no. Pain. Porcupain. So muchh pain.
@@hravandil9993 _suffering_
Boyfriend: What do you want for valentines?
Girlfriend: Oh, nothing much, a chocolate is good!
*boyfriend gives girlfriend chocolate*
Girlfriend: HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME A NECKLACE
How could someone be unhappy when they recieve chocolate? >:00
@@0nikolaigogol0 When it's nut based and they're allergic.
Unless they're suicidal, in which case,best gift ever. XD
Let me just say. If I got chocolate. It wouldn’t last a day....
That's the thing I don't understand. When did being honest with what they want become so challenging???
Legend says if a nice guy and a nice girl date, the universe will be destroyed.
No we just get entilted parents ... oh wait that is even worse
scientists have discovered that it makes entitled parents
imalator935 Exactly..which is why the universe will be destroyed. Nothing can be worse from that. Which is why we must stop that.
zoe 15 Which is why the universe will be destroyed. Have you not read the prophets?!
Y'a old
Everytime Damien laughs a puppy gets free pass to dog heaven.
Excuse me?? It's a commonly known fact that all go to heaven!
Are you saying when Damien laughs a puppy dies
Socks yes I think that’s exactly what he’s saying.
@@socks4108 He just wants to pass it off as a good thing, that sick mind D:
Damn dude ur channel description is epic
Nice Girls: "No means "surprise me"!"
Me: "So what does "rape" mean?"
Do it, obviously
The ultimate suprise
It means surprise sex
Having sex with consent and regretting it the next morning
It can also mean "rape" as we know it, or something completely different, depending on the nicegirl's mood
depends on who is doing it according to feminist...
r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...
Sub or Gtfo. LOL PP POO POO
I’m the 69th like
Nice
i am the 69th like
your welcom
LOL PP POO POO
3:30
Two things:
- I am in awe at the size of this lad
- I see the spongebob pic and i know its gonna be good
Same
r/nicegirls are 9 year olds who think life is like a Disney princess movie, and secretly cuss
I know someone who's 25 that still thinks life is like that. He's exhausting for everyone around him because he's so childlike, he actually makes his 4 year old nephew seem mature. Some people never grow out of it, they literally live in a fantasy world for their entire lives...
@@Vaguer_Weevil wha?
Sounds like my bro's girlfriend
"if a guy doesnt spend almost all his money on me, he is worthless."
Excuse me for wanting to live and eat. Like bitch, I have other people to spend my money on than you, like idk maybe myself?
Thank you Don Cheadle
“If a guy doesn’t spend almost all his money on me, he’s sensible and has financial planning skills. That’s the kind of man you want to marry.” - a woman with brain cells
@@Ajehy Nice Girls have brain cells they just haven't been introduced
Still less worthless than her
I prefer my girl to play Minecraft, not play with my feelings.
Benjamin Coakley breh
Benjamin Coakley breh
Aww man
_seriously you ok man?-_
Benjamin claokley Breh
@@duckyducktm9197 breh
Nice girl: Hey can we go on a date.
Guy: Sorry, I can’t I gotta go see my sister’s graduation tomorrow.
Nice girl: *You have just activated my nice girl card*
Ugh, spending time with another girl, honestly
Cake
@@Vexxel256 Cake
Damien: makes joke that has been made a billion times before
Also Damien: *WHEEEZEEEE*
This video was brought to you by men.
♪Men♪
♪We don't know what we did.♪
Nice
*men*
*we know how to make friends*
@@oceanman7176
*men*
I have no idea what the fuck I did or what's going on because I've not been told instead of being yelled at
dragonsshield GTA
*men*
She said no pizzas so I got sushi and now she wants to kill me for not getting pizza HELP
is that from family guy?
This lady said she was ugly on Snapchat and I agreed now she’s mad at me.
Oh s**t🤣🤣🤣
How dare you agree"- dumbass girl
"You should go on a date with me"
"I physically can't walk"
“Then obviously you don’t love me”
Psych you could technically have the physical ability to walk but be too mentally distraught in some way to be able to
Merry Berry
Handstand, bruh
Selfish
@Psych No, but there is *dematerialization*
shout out to David for sticking up for himself and still stays as nice and polite as possible even tho it was a struggle!!!
David*
*David
Nice girl: If a boyfriend doesn’t:
1.Obsess over me
2.Realize he is always wrong if arguing with me
3.I must be superior
4. Rich please!!
5.And isn’t smart so he simps only me
These are the conditions!!! If yo man don’t have this, he a cheat! 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
Flakey I cant with the little emojis 🌞
Saiki K 😂
Holy shit You even nailed the overuse of emojis
6. Has no female friends
7. Pay for literally everything
@@Mario-mr2se 8: you MUST get me an item that is over 500 dollars EVERY DAY
9:NO MATTER WHAT you MUST respond to my texts and MY TEXTS ONLY
10: you MUST NOT be in contact with ANY females, even your MOTHER
nobody:
Nicegirl language:
If i say no it means surprise me and surprise means I’m gonna leave you
But I don’t mean that but I actually do
5:20, you had one job which is to hide Davids name
Edit: fixed the timer from 6:12 to 5:20, to be more precise
r/onejob
And at 5:20
XD
PA[T]PОNCH!К I dont get it where do you see his name
@@werdidas4872 5:20
Nice girls: do men even open doors anymore?
Me: *thinking about my dad and how he always opens the car door and, well, all doors for my mum.*
All hail ze queen
Aww that's super cute, couple goals
Cool to know that chivalry isn’t dead.
I got accused of being sexist once when I held a door open for my mother.
She was in a wheelchair.
@@OrionoftheStar I feel bad for laughing
Me: Yo Bro give me that AUX
Him: Ok. But don't play any trash
Me: *Plays Emkay intro*
Him: *actually likes it*
The emkay intro is the best.
Die House?
You mean...
C u p h e a d ?
Daaamn she said, "you're ugly."
You know a girl would be crying for a straight month if she got rejected by a guy who called her ugly.
Sure a girl who is insecure and there are many insecure girls
@@haribhandari5309 I'm insecure, but I wouldn't call someone ugly, unless joking around with a friend but even then I'd tell them I was joking around so they don't actually lose confidence or get hurt by it
@@AvengedPanzer based.
I'm gonna be honest, watching these made me realize just how lucky I am to have a girlfriend that is somewhat sane and actually communicates what she wants and is understanding. I mean she's not perfect but either way she's exactly what I want in a relationship so I'm not gonna argue
Nice girls : No means Suprise me and Fine means I'm not fine
YOU DONT HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! (happy?)
*language
@@jasonmartin4775 Dude, I know, it just sounds better.
@@snail1726 no
Wha u guy say????
__(:0/
Each time I hear your laugh I ascend to a higher plane of reality
Error:
No more planes of reality
The earth is Round
GOLDENROD Animator&Hacker it’s a joke account. It’s in my description
"Everybody knows No means surprise me"
*Ah yes,If I say no to a illegal drug dealer it means surprise me.*
Allways say no to drugs. Example:
Should we use the rest later?
-No, now
Speech 100
"Hey kid, you wants some drugs?"
No.
*pulls out heroin* "Ta-dah!"
@@WolfyFancyLads basically
Byakuya
0:26
gurl if he flinch when you reach for him youve probably been abusing him ovo
or he may have just been abused in the past. Probably not the case with her, though, as she seemed to be proud of it
@@runeanonymous9760 no she is saying that she is abusing him at lest daily so he flinches when she does that. That is not ok.
She hits him, definitely. I reacted the same way when my ex hit me. It's not a fun situation to be in. Most of the time you end up blaming yourself.
@@Derekjgavit422 I hope everything is okay now. I don't know how it feels to be abused, but I am sure it must horrible. Have a nice day (or night. Or afternoon. Or noon. Or whatever time is in your country 😅)
@@edithliciabalducci6543 Thank you, I'm okay now, it's been a few years, but I still am scarred because of it.
I don’t remember the last time my parents hugged me
Insurance cant cover that
Same
Yeah me neither
You’re never alone my guy keep your chin up
F
"I'm not visiting for you, I'm visiting for your mom"
*Kakyoin is that you..?*
No, it's Okuyasu
@@roshanyuvaraj6771 do you mean kakyoin version 2.0?
rerorerorero
2:43 “no means surprise me” can rapist use that excuse or...?
No "some" women do what they want like they turn the words in your mouth
Only if you have evidence of her using that philosophy (?
5:18 David please.
6:06 “OP” pick up.
Huh?
He missed one
She tried to call
_coolman_ I don’t think you understood
Yeah I'm pretty confused, too. Like in the beggining it said the blue part was the Nice girl and the grey part was the boy, but it was the opposite lol
" When I say 'no' I mean 'surprise me' "
So is that consent?
't must be
should I try it
@@redmarker970 no
No.
Unless you get it in WRITING it's not consent.
My minecraft girlfriend left me for an Alex skin :(
I'm so sorry dude
looks like you didnt make the cut bub
man u should've known that u must make ur gold in golden nuggets in order to make yo girl happy
Stalker Bleach sorry bro :( my Minecraft dog died, I feel ur pain
This is so sad. Can we hit 5 children?
I feel like the “beating” of bf’s is because we can’t hit back or we get charged with double which is horseshit
10:08
"When you're single but no one wants to date you..."
"When you're broke but you got no money..."
when you're homeless but you got no home
When your sad but you got no emotions
Why do I love your voice acting so damn much???
please tell me im not the only one that thinks bruh is an incredibly funny replacement
i physically cackled at build-a-bruh help
I don't know what it replaces, not a native english speaker xD
@@AlessandroStamatto i'm pretty sure it's to replace b*tch since youtube doesn't like words like these :)
If you play with people's feelings, Damien himself will show up at your doorstep at 3 in the morning wearing a cowboy costume and will hand you a plaque that just says "gross"
“Does she say she loves you?”
oh my GOD girl! you’re literally already dating someone, and if you’re still “in love” with this dude, then why’d you get into the second relationship in the first place?! it doesn’t help you get over him, and it harms the person you’re in a relationship with. it’s ok if you wanna know who your ex is dating or whatever, but consistently going on asking him questions when he clearly said that he wasn’t interested in dating is just crossing and line and someone’s privacy.
i don’t care
She gets a HUGE
*YIKES* form me
I think she went into another relationship to make the other guy feel jealous and try to get back with her. idk. Some twisted nicegirl thing.
@@FilmsNerf2 that would have the opposite effect for me.
@@WforBogart It would on most normal people.
No i disagree. I dont think its normal to want to much less actively seek to know about your ex's love life. Its unhealthy and shows you didnt actually move on.
Chad left her because of Stacy’s Mom cause she’s got it going on
*I understand that reference.*
YES ! STACEYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
@@ivannav9175 SHES ALL I WANT AND IVE WAITED FOR SO LONG
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me!
"Stacy's mother has an abundance of sexual appeal!"
What I love about my boyfriend is he doesn't even have to ask what I want he automatically knows what I want and for Valentine's day he got me rainbow roses, a little basket full of my favorite treats, and a stuffed animal. He knows almost everything about me we've been dating for almost a year and he makes me super happy and I love him and I tell him that every day💜
5:28 *edits out every other mention of his name*
_"DAVID PLEASE"_
Chad didn’t leave for Stacy, he left for Stacy’s mom
Because stacys mom has got it goin on.
He's sorry Stacy but you aren't the girl for him
Funny, cos Stacy also struck out with Anna. Anna preferred Stacy's dad, he's actually pretty rad.
@@WolfyFancyLads yeah, I’ve heard she’s obsessed just a tad
@@bonecruncher2749 Yeah, apparently he's just the guy for her.
"I dont beat my boyfriend but he flinches when I reach for him"
Shes getting praised for that but if the guy posted that he would be reported and hated smh
Guys can be abused too
“A published author leads with hey” sometimes words are hard after a long writing session, okay
True :,)
can comfirm
Yeah, even just editing lol
I really wanna like this but its at 69 already
@@N1ght2098 who gives a shit
some girl on snap said she liked me and when i said i didn’t like her back she started ranting on how she meant to say that to someone else and that she wouldn’t eve le consider dating me.
ok i didn’t even want to date her
2 weeks later she does it again
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why I prefer to play dumb if ever something like this were to happen to me
These girls literally speak a different language lol 😂
Thanks to them, now guys have this preconceived notion that if a girl tells you to leave her alone, they misinterpret it as "follow her around like a dog and keep pestering her to say what's wrong". And as an introvert who's super territorial about her personal space, I just feel like bashing my head on the wall smh.
It's lose-lose for everyone except narcissistic thots who do this on purpose to reassure their "value" and feel good about themselves.
Or they just lose all interest in any relationships in general because other pos are abusive/gold diggers/literally just want to ruin them. It makes it hard to find a good boyfriend or girlfriend because you always have to second guess yourself nowadays. As a fellow introvert, I utterly understand the whole 'follows around like a lost puppy' thing...
Imagine if no really did mean surprise me.
“Hey wanna die?” (Very casual lol)
“Surprise me.”
“Can you like, stop playing music that loud?”
“Meh, surprise me.”
*No, it means no.”*
*Surprise me, it means surprise me.*
Nice girls in a nutshell:
OMG I just told my boyfriend to do something and he didnt do the EXACT opposite. The audacity😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
"What if I leave him?"
_"Then you'd be single."_
BAHAHAHAHA
Guy: *gets run over by a truck 2 days before wedding*
Nicegirl: "whatever I didn't actually wanna marry you anyways, just The fact you're this lazy shows you don't love me"
Guy, In critical condition: "So I am confusion."
DIO
@@perilous-panda4993 JOJO
What do D&D players call Nice girls?
Nymphs
Soul stealers
Dream crushers
Nymphs are too hot to be Nice girls
S U C C U B I
7:43 I know a few people who constantly share posts like this. And whenever someone asks them if everything's okay they get defensive. "Just because I share this doesn't me I'm relate it!" 😂
People need to stop doing the ooh 33 views 109 likes RUclipss drunk oOoOooOh
ooh 33 views 109 likes RUclipss drunk oOoOooOh
@@legume7469 someone arrest this man
Ikr it drives me nuts NO ONE EVEN CARES
ooh 33 views 109 likes RUclipss drunk oOoOooOh
Emkay
2018: No means no!
2019: No means surprise me!
I like how damien just laughs at his own joke, its so wholesome
When you're 11 minutes late and can't compete with the comments that posted 10 minutes ago.
God the guys responding to the “nice girls” is me dealing with the “nice guys”
Yes, that would make sense, people with common sense deal with morons in similar ways
@@masonlay3380exactly
someone: dies
nice girls: 😡 I never loved you any way.
Man: griefs over a dead friend or family member*
"Nice" girl: mAN uP
. Roses are red
Daimian sounds sweet
When i hear his laugh
It gives me peace
(No homo)
Roses are red
This didn’t rhyme
So I thank you
For wasting my time
Roses are red
What the fuck
Nice try
Sounds sweet.
Man am i so def a poet.
Roses are red
Violets are violet
If you guys keep making poems that dont rhyme
Im gonna get violent
Jake Paul
. Roses are red
This was really just a joke
It kinda rhymed
But thanks for leaving that note
I'm gay, but
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This doesn’t rhyme but
Man you don’t know how to take a joke
Reminder: as much as it hurts to say and acknowledge, all these men are probably still in these abusive relationships because of them being manipulated to think they won’t be with anyone better
If these trash humans go this far to torture the people they’re with, manipulation isn’t that unlikely
"I'm not gonna say I beat my bf but he do flinch when I reach for him"
...
...
...
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent* No. Just.. no.
When you realize that your whole school is full of r/nicegirls and r/niceguys 😂
I love that they're like: "if a girl says 'no' it means NO" but at the same time they're like: "iT mEaNs SuRpRiSe mE"