r/Nicegirls | I GAVE YOU A CHANCE

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @KidKatastrophe2314
    @KidKatastrophe2314 5 лет назад +16213

    “you’re a jerk for assuming I was going to be like every other bruh that hurt you”
    *Censorship 100*

    • @doritosboi6249
      @doritosboi6249 5 лет назад +284

      Speech 100

    • @phobetohr
      @phobetohr 5 лет назад +167

      What’s the difference between this picture and this picture
      They are the same picture

    • @luvu9629
      @luvu9629 5 лет назад +52

      I read that in Damiens voice

    • @luiz1.6
      @luiz1.6 5 лет назад +8

      Yee

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 лет назад +9

      100

  • @MrSkyentist
    @MrSkyentist 5 лет назад +20036

    If the military taught me anything, its not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.

    • @_datacorrupted-3750
      @_datacorrupted-3750 5 лет назад +828

      Nigga wut

    • @Khymeira
      @Khymeira 5 лет назад +1313

      That's right!!! Thank you for your service to us and ur homies.

    • @брухмомент-щ3д
      @брухмомент-щ3д 5 лет назад +590

      another thing i was taught is that it's not gay if only the head is in

    • @SScozzari
      @SScozzari 5 лет назад +196

      MrSkyentist u were a Seaman weren’t u?

    • @Jinxbreaker
      @Jinxbreaker 5 лет назад +50

      Yeah

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 5 лет назад +18256

    Nice girl: *cheats on boyfriend*
    Boyfriend: *breaks it up*
    Nice girl: wait that's illegal

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 5 лет назад +270

      lmao I had this happen, sadly it was in dutch or I'd post it for sure haha

    • @mads4492
      @mads4492 5 лет назад +85

      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @fazeicydatank1614
      @fazeicydatank1614 5 лет назад +50

      Post it anyways! Do it!

    • @itxcloudii1237
      @itxcloudii1237 5 лет назад +11

      @@DarkValorWolf *fake laughs*

    • @Forgetthereality
      @Forgetthereality 5 лет назад +30

      @@DarkValorWolf run it through google translate!

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +5422

    I love how people say “you’ll never find someone like me”
    They’re breaking up with you because you’re a person like you

    • @mehimtired1013
      @mehimtired1013 4 года назад +30

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @Mikah-tt2bl
      @Mikah-tt2bl 4 года назад +252

      If they say that, just respond with "That's the point"

    • @alexhoreic6573
      @alexhoreic6573 4 года назад +91

      @@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 года назад +46

      @@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

    • @_Mac_Ros__
      @_Mac_Ros__ 4 года назад +34

      Emily Brandenberger I would say “I sure hope not.”

  • @branflakescereal4174
    @branflakescereal4174 5 лет назад +3500

    “How much were they?”
    “Lol idk”
    “I have a boyfriend”
    Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

    • @aujbinfaisal
      @aujbinfaisal 4 года назад +17

      Branflakes Cereal lmfao

    • @MochaDoka
      @MochaDoka 4 года назад +8

      Lmfao

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 4 года назад +32

      "What even was the operation?" - me

    • @no-ti2pj
      @no-ti2pj 4 года назад +32

      Don’t forget the heart eyes 😍

    • @andreipop5805
      @andreipop5805 4 года назад +8

      I mean she could have said something like "I have a boyfriend and I want to buy him these" in more than 1 message.
      The OP cut it there

  • @derovvvv
    @derovvvv 4 года назад +3224

    Girl: fine, leave.
    Guy: leaves
    Girl: *the council will decide your fate*

    • @blevination
      @blevination 4 года назад +79

      "You weren't supposed to do that"

    • @majormoistme1030
      @majormoistme1030 4 года назад +19

      Kay - Jay “It will remember that.”

    • @nadunwijesinghe965
      @nadunwijesinghe965 4 года назад +11

      Wait that's illegal!

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 года назад +22

      Reminds me of “STOP IGNORING YOU IGNORE ME!”

    • @indeed2207
      @indeed2207 4 года назад +6

      Stop right there, you've violated the law.

  • @nosyposy7448
    @nosyposy7448 5 лет назад +4836

    Girl: **lists his name birthday zodiac height and all that shit**
    Me: uhhhhhh.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +324

      The first thought that crossed my mind was "Does she just have this huge database concerning every feature of every ex she's ever had?"

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 5 лет назад +189

      That was actually kind of terrifying.

    • @bepe4279
      @bepe4279 5 лет назад +15

      Shooketh

    • @splorngo
      @splorngo 5 лет назад +97

      It’s the most BASIC shit too lmao. Birthday/zodiac, favorite food & color, & his favorite music genre. My principal could tell you that ab me, it’s not that deep lmao

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 5 лет назад +22

      Aaaaaaaaand.....that's why she's single!😁

  • @alexanderlee6307
    @alexanderlee6307 4 года назад +1223

    Desp Lesb: "Show top"
    "No, got bf"
    Desp Lesb: "You blame my sexuality and now I gotta jump off a bridge"
    *Wise move*

    • @ryunosukeakutagawa7325
      @ryunosukeakutagawa7325 4 года назад +75

      Me, a lesbian: 👀👄👀

    • @Aloidark
      @Aloidark 4 года назад +22

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 OHHHHH THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 4 года назад +81

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 I thought you were American

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 4 года назад +22

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325
      I thought you were american

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +10

      @@vapecat803 i thought i existed

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 5 лет назад +2112

    "Jolly as a fricking rancher". Now that's a new one.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 лет назад +53

      That girl ruined jolly ranchers for me

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +38

      That girl goes straight to the ranch

    • @juangrille1310
      @juangrille1310 5 лет назад +13

      @@FrogEnjoyer17 I hope it's not Ram Ranch with 18 naked cowboys

    • @nycolleamendez5608
      @nycolleamendez5608 5 лет назад +1

      That part made me think
      "What in the b/00dy h e / / with this person"

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 5 лет назад +2

      @@juangrille1310 28 US MARINES IN THE BATH OF RAM RANCH

  • @W.2026
    @W.2026 4 года назад +3086

    Life hack: Whenever I get lonely and start wishing I had a girlfriend, I immediately open my reddit app start browsing r/nicegirls for half an hour or so. Then I start appreciating my single life immensely once again and thank God that I don't have to deal with this sort of people.

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 года назад +67

      :( this is sad lol

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 4 года назад +77

      Here's a better solution: don't want one in the first place, like me

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 года назад +61

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 so, you dont like beef AND you don't want a girlfriend????? What kind of life is that

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 4 года назад +119

      @@meagane519 actually, I love beef, it's just a random name I came up with.
      As for not wanting a girlfriend, I think the right word is "aromantic"?

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 года назад +44

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 oh whoops. Guess thats an ideal life for you, then, to answer my question

  • @CGZ26
    @CGZ26 4 года назад +1737

    "I can't believe you said I'm stressful"
    *After literally sending him over 20 texts in a row*

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 года назад +50

      Chewing him out over shxt and just trying to give him a hard time “iM sTreSSfuL ?”

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 года назад +20

      Insane would be more accurate

    • @zooweemama4371
      @zooweemama4371 4 года назад +18

      She needs a medal she probably sent those under a minute

    • @allywilliams6849
      @allywilliams6849 4 года назад +4

      I rather send a whole paragraph, that’s SO annoying

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 года назад +2

      Bro I am stressed and and don't even know her

  • @maubrey2095
    @maubrey2095 4 года назад +1075

    As a girl who has never been in a single relationship, this just speaks DESPERATE

    • @certifiedventisimp4272
      @certifiedventisimp4272 3 года назад +13

      Kaeya pfp:0

    • @spork5528
      @spork5528 3 года назад +57

      I'm honestly shocked... I assumed a comment stating they were a single girl would be swarming. Goes to show humans are never predictable.

    • @21Dazzler
      @21Dazzler 3 года назад +3

      🍪

    • @verum00
      @verum00 3 года назад +29

      i was expecting simps, i am disappointed

    • @teddybear9544
      @teddybear9544 3 года назад +4

      @@certifiedventisimp4272 um 😥

  • @muffinlice05
    @muffinlice05 5 лет назад +2706

    "I have a boyfriend."
    *Mom, what the hell.*

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 5 лет назад +2461

    Guy : *breathes*
    Girl : eXcUsE mE, I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад +90

      Guy: cool. Me too.

    • @ivexxe
      @ivexxe 5 лет назад +9

      @@nishikascorpio7830 lol

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 5 лет назад +24

      Guy: Lucky I'm not him
      Girl: by "my boyfriend" I meant you, babe. How can you do this to me?

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 лет назад

      6:53 let me see

    • @azadshaari5364
      @azadshaari5364 5 лет назад +22

      Girl : breathes
      Guy : *BEGONE T H O T*

  • @astral1506
    @astral1506 4 года назад +1661

    Girl : hey dad,can we buy McDonald's?
    Dad : yeah sure!
    Girl : i have a boyfriend...

    • @myleffball3063
      @myleffball3063 4 года назад +21

      You are hilarious

    • @oodeliriousskittlezoo3700
      @oodeliriousskittlezoo3700 4 года назад +37

      wait-

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 4 года назад +44

      holdup

    • @cardinal3829
      @cardinal3829 4 года назад +44

      Who’s the boyfriend RonaldmcDonald?

    • @skiiima
      @skiiima 4 года назад +8

      Imagine if she says I have a boyfriend and he doesn’t want me to talk to guys to her grandpas last words

  • @adjustforkicks
    @adjustforkicks 4 года назад +540

    Nice girl: Cheats
    Guy: breaks up with her
    Nice girl: *yOUlL NevER FiND sOmEOnE BettER thEN mE*

    • @sterilesteve5565
      @sterilesteve5565 3 года назад +4

      I accept tye challenge

    • @swift4426
      @swift4426 3 года назад +4

      @@sterilesteve5565 Have thou Succeedth Yet?

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 года назад +5

      @@swift4426 yes yes they have

    • @BasedSockHead007
      @BasedSockHead007 3 года назад +3

      Bfs ex wife logic. 🤣 she messaged me the moment we got together asking how I liked being with an abuser. I said if you mean a guy who would kick his wife out if she cheats? Uh yeah pretty good, wouldn’t know about that since I won’t do that to him.

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 3 года назад

      If I see that comment (you'll never find someone better than me)
      I will say: I know I won't have someone better than you but what I know that I will find is a better life with friends or no friends only

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 5 лет назад +4665

    “Nice” Girl: I’m not like other girls
    Other girls: Same

  • @bananahhh-_-993
    @bananahhh-_-993 5 лет назад +4885

    Guy: *doesn't cheat*
    Girl: *cheats*
    Guy: *breaks up with her*
    Girl: "oH My GOd yOu aRE sUCh a PrIcK! IM lOyAL!"

    • @kayaeki
      @kayaeki 5 лет назад +51

      That's so sad haha

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 лет назад +149

      Yeah these chicks really are stupid. It is kinda sad.

    • @moralcandy
      @moralcandy 5 лет назад +26

      OMG that's like the whole subreddit.

    • @rachelkayx
      @rachelkayx 5 лет назад +10

      @@mac1bc incel.

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 лет назад +32

      @@rachelkayx not really. Is that what you go around calling people who don't think like you?

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 лет назад +8521

    Damn these people take self deprecating and hatefulness to the next level

  • @highsoldier420
    @highsoldier420 4 года назад +516

    Girl: leave then
    Guy: Ight then bye
    Girl: NO! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!!

  • @kittycat802
    @kittycat802 5 лет назад +3207

    Person in comments: "There's only one person in the world who wouldn't cheat on me"
    My FBI guy
    FBI Guy: *watching 10 other screens* :0

  • @your_local_ginger9931
    @your_local_ginger9931 4 года назад +2833

    "You will never be able to replace me"
    There are literally 7 billion people on the planet

  • @artsygrace9761
    @artsygrace9761 5 лет назад +6981

    Nice girl: “lEaVe Me AlOne”
    Person: leaves her Alone
    Nice girl: 👁 👁
    👄

  • @spriteofcourse
    @spriteofcourse 4 года назад +230

    Guy: *breaks up with 'nice' girl*
    Nice girl: "So you have chosen.. Death."

    • @maxx8069
      @maxx8069 3 года назад +2

      So **I** have chosen death.

  • @rein_reeee
    @rein_reeee 4 года назад +4086

    *_As a girl myself, these type of girls pisses me off. So bad honestly_*

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 года назад +3120

    When your ex starts self-deprecating, tell them they're right. Girls love hearing that they're right.
    "I guess I just don't deserve to be happy."
    "Correct."

    • @itsBAY35
      @itsBAY35 4 года назад +213

      Your intellect is truly staggering!

    • @harperf.1306
      @harperf.1306 4 года назад +171

      Nater K i’m a female, and i can confirm.

    • @souhridyobose4362
      @souhridyobose4362 4 года назад +95

      You have the largest brain in the universe

    • @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10
      @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 4 года назад +37

      .. your pfp ik it's meant to be childish but my dirty mind ain't letting me see it properly

    • @LILYPAD2763
      @LILYPAD2763 4 года назад +34

      I can confirm as a female. Oop.

  • @squibbles_
    @squibbles_ 5 лет назад +1594

    "For every White Knight, there's a Nice Girl."
    -Ghandi, probably

  • @derekmoon7215
    @derekmoon7215 4 года назад +148

    5:04
    The only reason they make everyone sleep, eat and shower together is to build camaraderie between fellow soldiers. Plus it makes you not so anxious and paranoid about yourself or others. The military won't turn you gay, That's a stupid assumption.

    • @alexc7033
      @alexc7033 3 года назад +9

      Yeah. If you end up fucking another man/woman while you are in the military, your either gay/bisexual already and didn’t know it or… you are a very fruity person.

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 3 года назад +7

      TF2 characters: that's us

    • @dieucondorimperial2509
      @dieucondorimperial2509 3 года назад +6

      Assuming that anything can "turn" people gay is already stupid.

    • @carlthebigman
      @carlthebigman 3 года назад +3

      bro...if you "turn" gay when you go to the military you're probably already gay or bi or whatever

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 5 лет назад +1862

    Guy: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
    Nice Girl: No.
    Guy: *returns with nothing for her*
    Nice Girl: You weren't suppose to do that!

    • @losingidiot1297
      @losingidiot1297 5 лет назад +78

      * proceeds to go full on screaming banshee mode *

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 5 лет назад +44

      @@losingidiot1297 Is that the female version of "reeeeeeee"?

    • @pookieluca2261
      @pookieluca2261 5 лет назад +11

      Taylor Davison *yes*

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 5 лет назад +24

      Dude, when a women says "nothing," she means, "something, anything, you decide for me."
      When a woman says "X," she means "the opposite of X."
      This is Women 101.

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 4 года назад +2

      @@taylordavison6849 "ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

  • @anirose6807
    @anirose6807 4 года назад +1962

    So apparently knowing someone’s zodiac, height and that they like ribeye steak means you two are soulmates. It literally sounds like someone’s bad Tinder bio lmao

    • @totallytalia
      @totallytalia 4 года назад +27

      Ani Rose Lmfao it was so weird. But they were obviously talking for a while (or at least more than a month hence why she called out “some chick you only knew for a month”). Facetime calls don’t equal the amount of time invested in the relationship. If dude was talking to her for 2-3 months and then ghosted her then yeah, he’s a dick, but she’s batshit insane lmfao

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 года назад +24

      All tinder bios are horrible. Online dating apps are the lowest of the low-hanging fruit.

    • @JelloGringoElmo
      @JelloGringoElmo 4 года назад +17

      @@BOG0690 not even, they sit on the ground next to the tree.

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 года назад +8

      @@JelloGringoElmo
      Yeah, rotting too

    • @rafael4719
      @rafael4719 4 года назад +7

      @Talia I’m getting some r/nicegirl vibes from you

  • @geebeedee9509
    @geebeedee9509 5 лет назад +3391

    Nicegirl: "I want you to do this."
    Guy: *does what nicegirl said for him to do*
    Nicegirl: "When I say for you to do something, I dont want you to actually do it!!!!" *insert angry emoji here*
    e x c u s e m e w t f

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +15

      That's news to you?

    • @awildpichu6289
      @awildpichu6289 5 лет назад +102

      *_-reality-_**_ humanity is often disappointing_*

    • @jemnikkeli6640
      @jemnikkeli6640 5 лет назад +28

      No = No

    • @saydey3804
      @saydey3804 5 лет назад +4

      Trust me most of us mean the opposite of what we say. I can't explain it it's just how it be

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 5 лет назад +39

      bruh bruh so when a girl says no it means yes yeah when u rape someone I doubt it will work in court

  • @whimsyshrimp2717
    @whimsyshrimp2717 4 года назад +96

    “Jolly as a Rancher?” Lmao I’m gonna use that

  • @KCCC326
    @KCCC326 5 лет назад +852

    I like that the modern term for delusional narcissism is just a sarcastic “nice” and then a gender

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 лет назад +94

      There's two things that affect this:
      1) the general idea that narcissistic and self-victimizing people see themselves as "nice" and think that this is enough to land a partner. They'll often address themselves with that trait, and hence it becomes a meme.
      2) The generally recent, and false, cultural idea that "niceness" is a cover-up and that all people are virtually self-centered.
      This is then often explained, again falsely, to be connected with sexual frustrations. Unfortunately, the ACTUAL narcissists that ARE sexually frustrated tend to spread that idea further around.
      There's a reason the term "cuck" has begun to spring up recently, which is a term indicating a sexual fetish, to refer to people with more left-wing leaning views. The people using that term as an insult towards progressives themselves constantly use sexual projections on anybody they disagree with. (That people who defend gay marriage can still expect to themselves be called gay because of that is further proof that conservative cultures use sexual projections as stigmatization).
      So yes, having a generally "nice" character is now being treated either as a cover-up, or a bad character trait. Wonderful.

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 5 лет назад +38

      @@RedFloyd469 That was legitimately insightful.

    • @alppp6
      @alppp6 5 лет назад +13

      @@taylordavison6849 fr

    • @inarihime8524
      @inarihime8524 5 лет назад +5

      I just got that 17th century vibes from ur language. Idk y😂😂😂

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +1

      😨oh fuck.

  • @discontinuedchannel8713
    @discontinuedchannel8713 5 лет назад +1862

    Nice girls in a nutshell:
    *Guy* - Hi
    *Nice Girl* - LETS DATE PLS I LOVE YOU YOURE THE BEST
    *Guy* - No
    *Nice Girl* - I HATE YOU I WAS JOKING YOURE A JERK

    • @cringeman9998
      @cringeman9998 5 лет назад +91

      Act 2:
      Guy: Hi
      Girl: UmM, i HavE A bF u KnOw?
      Guy: ok i never asked, and i don't care

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 5 лет назад +43

      How to respond to this: “k”

    • @oof5882
      @oof5882 5 лет назад +5

      @@valentinjianu6943 found the "nice" guy

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 5 лет назад +2

      So truee

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 5 лет назад +2

      @@valentinjianu6943 ha, found the niceguy

  • @xanderhebert6257
    @xanderhebert6257 4 года назад +508

    If I ever get an automatic “I have a boyfriend.”
    Imma be like “hey, me too.”
    Not into dudes but imma leave on a punchline.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +130

      That reminds me of something my friend said at prom.
      He walks up to this one girl standing by the punchbowl and asks, "Hey, wanna dance?" She turns towards him and says that she's into girls.
      My friend excitedly replies, "Yo, me too! We have so much in common!"

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад +37

      @@DakotaofRaptors *outstanding move!*

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +25

      @@hat7475 pro gamer move

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 4 года назад +12

      Izaiah Florés that’s fucking genius! I’m going to steal that...

    • @prodcas3906
      @prodcas3906 4 года назад +3

      Genius

  • @charkyoinz
    @charkyoinz 3 года назад +38

    "I'm just like every other *bruh"*
    - Emkay

  • @Britt679
    @Britt679 4 года назад +642

    2 types of nice girls
    1."I'm not like other girls, I like chicken nuggets, I hate pink and I love sunflowers"
    2."I'm pretty antisocial but soo caring with the ones I love and VIRGOS PISS ME OFF, I am an Asparagus, best zodiac sign"

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 года назад +67

      *ASPARAGUS*

    • @primtenda7705
      @primtenda7705 4 года назад +9

      Chicken nugget good

    • @nootnoot9606
      @nootnoot9606 4 года назад +11

      whats wrong with virgos?

    • @sophiad548
      @sophiad548 4 года назад +26

      @@nootnoot9606 lol nothing is actually wrong with virgos, it's just a joke.

    • @nootnoot9606
      @nootnoot9606 4 года назад +9

      @@sophiad548 ooops sorry, I thought there's something wrong. Thanks fpr letting me know. :)

  • @kaibrace-day1441
    @kaibrace-day1441 4 года назад +2290

    They "nice girl's" would go well with "nice guy's"

    • @60secondhistory9
      @60secondhistory9 4 года назад +223

      If the goal is the end of humanity

    • @Doggo15
      @Doggo15 4 года назад +16

      no

    • @vamu1640
      @vamu1640 4 года назад +85

      They hate each other unfortunately.

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 4 года назад +37

      *nice guys *nice girls

    • @mico.6777
      @mico.6777 4 года назад +2

      Bad Boys lol

  • @didiuanna10
    @didiuanna10 4 года назад +1232

    nobody:
    literally nobody:
    some girls out of nowhere: *i hAvE a bOyFrIeNd*

    • @kait6423
      @kait6423 4 года назад +44

      They’ve been rejected so many times for being nice girls, when they actually get a boyfriend the whole world needs to know

    • @annamaiaroli8848
      @annamaiaroli8848 4 года назад +30

      omggg i hate those girls... i asked him one school related question and she responds "sorry he has a girlfriend😘"

    • @julia-jv9gp
      @julia-jv9gp 4 года назад +8

      @@annamaiaroli8848 lolll

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 4 года назад +6

      @@annamaiaroli8848 what the hell 🤣

    • @indeed2207
      @indeed2207 4 года назад +2

      What's the point, no one care about her, just let her be, ignorance is how you beat almost every dumb peoples.

  • @lorenapilipovic5261
    @lorenapilipovic5261 4 года назад +62

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Some girls: *i hAvE a boYfrIEnd*

    • @lorenapilipovic5261
      @lorenapilipovic5261 3 года назад

      @Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet it does not bc that percentage is ridiculous lmao

    • @lorenapilipovic5261
      @lorenapilipovic5261 3 года назад

      @Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet okay👌🏼

  • @marchaelbarras200
    @marchaelbarras200 5 лет назад +5743

    When will Nice guys™ and Nice girls™ date each other?

    • @christiancibulka1886
      @christiancibulka1886 5 лет назад +140

      Why the Trademark though?

    • @marchaelbarras200
      @marchaelbarras200 5 лет назад +562

      @@christiancibulka1886 because they pretend to be nice just to get something.

    • @alecsims6401
      @alecsims6401 5 лет назад +619

      never because they’re both entirely unwilling to date anyone within their league

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 5 лет назад +115

      Usually opposites attract, not exactly the same people.

    • @tictac8957
      @tictac8957 5 лет назад +243

      That’s when you get “r/entitled parents” or “r/insane parents”

  • @Ethereal_Divinity
    @Ethereal_Divinity 5 лет назад +572

    guy: *Talks to a girl*
    Nice girl: DoNt fUcKiNg tAlK tO mE
    Guy: alright. *Stops talking to her*
    Girl: _Wait, thats illegal_

  • @Starling_04
    @Starling_04 5 лет назад +892

    0:48 those two should seriously look into being script writers for drama movies or tv shows lol

    • @tommymitchell7775
      @tommymitchell7775 5 лет назад +41

      That's is literally what I thought!!

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 5 лет назад +87

      Bitch wrote a damn essay about there relationship. If only she used that energy on something useful. Like a education.

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +16

      @@Floridamangaming729 'relationship'

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +1

      @@parakeetiscool7647 don't forget a education lol

    • @chrwea3809
      @chrwea3809 5 лет назад +6

      “Seams”

  • @rayesafan9628
    @rayesafan9628 4 года назад +27

    “Jolly as a frickin Rancher”
    Golden.

  • @Jardonius
    @Jardonius 5 лет назад +389

    "PLEASE! JUST AN OUNCE!" *sobs incoherently* "J-Just a *smidgen* of weiner!"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +2

      😒

    • @annieslegend
      @annieslegend 4 года назад +11

      Jarod Walker sums up the life of all r/nicegirls

    • @sisterelijah4267
      @sisterelijah4267 4 года назад +16

      "Just a smidgen of weiner"
      Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlackRose-hm7im
      @BlackRose-hm7im 4 года назад +2

      Beautiful pfp

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +2

      Nice pfp.

  • @schlumpador4652
    @schlumpador4652 5 лет назад +342

    Girl: screw this i’m outta here
    2 seconds later: No rEpLiEs???11?1??1

  • @yes-zz6rb
    @yes-zz6rb 4 года назад +485

    why are they acting “why do people care about looks 😔” and they call guys ugly?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 года назад +29

      That is the funniest thing out of all this... Feel the pain of guys, who are "below average looking", bitches! Yay!- which was about 70% according to Tinder,(i think? They posted statistics like that somewhere... I think someone needs to learn what word "average" means). I don`t give a shit anymore, i accepted i`ll die alone in 10 years due to alcohol, prostitutes and drugs abuse, but i do revel in their misery- i am on my way to Hell, and i am not alone.
      My whole life i was told to not rate people by their looks... And lo and behold, that one does not apply to women somehow...
      So she wants handsome guy, but only if he can appreciate her inner self, and they want to be treated fairly... How much of a fucking walking- talking paradox are they? XD

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 4 года назад +11

      @@heretyk_1337 would you date an unattractive woman tho?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 года назад +12

      @@lefu7812 This question is pretty big... Can you narrow it down? Maybe some specyfic examples??? For now brace yourself for long response :D
      I dunno. First of all: what constitutes being unattractive? I know a "classicaly" pretty girls, i wouldn`t touch with broom handle- i don`t want to get clap- i already was to the doctor with infection once, AFTER few bouts with pretty girl, and it was really mortifying, when doctor made jokes...- And not to even mention bitchy attitude, which is off putting- y`know, you see them try to be nice, they open their mouth, start talking... and at best, if you are handsome(which i am not, i am average as Hell- which is why i never bothered myself) you may think, that all this girl gets out of you will be "wham, bam, thank you ma`am"...
      On the other hand, i knew few solid 6/10, 7/10 who weren`t exactly head turning- i mean, i`d notice nice things about them, like eyes, or legs or nice figure, but it was out of my head in next 5 minutes- but the more i knew them, the more attracted i was to them, and i`d choose them anyday over those 9/10 and 10/10 with "everyone worship me" attitude. There is something about those girls and women, that makes you look at them more, the more you are with them...
      But it also may be difference between "sexy" and "pretty", which as we all know, are NOT the same. Models are pretty, but i am not really attracted to women with bodies of small boys, nor do i find cute girls with pouty lips, and Schwarzenegger`s gap between the teeth, i could put mouse`s cord through... On the other hand there are women, who don`t have the face for magazines` front page, yet one look at them, when they bend over, or smile at me... Well, you know what i mean :)
      But if question is clear cut and the "0-1", "black or white" kind, and you ask me about somebody, who is overweight, or their face, and there is no way of saying it gently, looks like a smashed fruit... I`d most probably wouldn`t be attracted... I also say "most probably", because i don`t know for sure, ad this isn`t some try to make me look less shallow- if this person is really great, just lovely to be around, i`d might fall in love or something... I don`t know, how i would react... To this day i am not sure about most of my reactions
      Simple example, why i don`t know how i`d react: in my current job i have treasurer lady, who is bit older than me, and isn`t exactly attractive- i`d give her 5/10 at most... And she is such a bitch... that my first instinctive thought, when she pissed me off really bad, was to throw her onto her desk, fuck her up the ass, while squeezing her throat with my teeth, like a lion does to its victims... I mean, i never knew, that rage might activate sexual aggression in me(bullshit, i knew that- pretty girl i mentioned earlier was an example of that, but i thought i was over that already)... Is it attraction though, or just some primitive need to humiliate and dominate...?
      Anyway- to put it simply. Ugly girls? Probably not- 90 - 95%% probably not. Stupid ones? If she is stupid enough to go to bed with me and then abandoned afterwards, and if she is pretty enough for me to forget my own rules :) Show me some pictures or something, and i may give you specyfic response

    • @dabi8768
      @dabi8768 4 года назад +7

      @Mr PapaGeorgio self compliment 🤢🤢🤮

    • @kamisama650
      @kamisama650 4 года назад +16

      @@lefu7812 everyone is attractive in there own way
      except trump

  • @applef1uffy
    @applef1uffy 4 года назад +156

    Edit: I would like to clarify, I am being sarcastic
    “Yeah, I like black, I’m not like the other girls”
    So does my friend. So does my sister. So does like 30% of the population. So do some ducks. You’re not special, Susan

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 лет назад +690

    2:44
    That, dear sweet precious Damien, is called *guilt tripping.* It's what EVERY nice girl does. It's emotionally manipulating someone into doing what you want by putting yourself down and making them feel bad.
    It's a shitty thing to do.

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад +7

      How can you be emotionally manipulated? just say no and walk away.

    • @TheOneWithTheScarlet
      @TheOneWithTheScarlet 5 лет назад +117

      @@nishikascorpio7830 how can you be murdered? just say no and walk away.

    • @atze4505
      @atze4505 5 лет назад +99

      @@nishikascorpio7830 how can you be homeless? Just buy a home 🤦‍♂️

    • @MunExe
      @MunExe 5 лет назад +54

      @@nishikascorpio7830 Emotional manipulation is pretty easy to do.. But different people react differently.
      If I _wanted_ to make you upset right now, I could insult you. Or belittle you. Like 'How can you be so STUPID? Just shut up and leave, you moron.'
      If I wanted to make you feel good, I could agree with you. I'm not saying I do, however. I believe it's really not that hard to manipulate emotions. But it depends on the person[s] involved.
      While YOU may not be affected by someone saying 'IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND ITS ALL UR FAULT' and could/would walk off from that, other people might be.
      Like I said, different people react differently. You get my drift?

    • @dvasgirl
      @dvasgirl 5 лет назад +3

      My ‘frienDs’ guilt trip me like that-

  • @thedarkartist3635
    @thedarkartist3635 5 лет назад +490

    Him: hey
    Her: I have a boyfriend
    Him: congratulations
    Him: what part of the PowerPoint should I do?

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 5 лет назад +6

      That's when this clip comes in handy.
      ruclips.net/video/LuKzt7p-MnM/видео.html

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +2

      @@taylordavison6849 😂Haha!!
      😔I Miss Frank...

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 года назад

      @@setsers1 Same.

  • @MARINE_VIRUS
    @MARINE_VIRUS 5 лет назад +686

    Nice Girl : "I HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE"
    Guy: *ok*
    Nice Girl: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

  • @jazzilla246
    @jazzilla246 4 года назад +104

    I don’t care what you quirky, 14 year old girls think, Your “zodiac” does not affect your personality whatsoever

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 4 года назад +15

      I'm a taurus, dating an Aquarius so ye it also doesn't effect your relationships
      YOUR BIRTH MONTH DOES NOT DETERMINE YOUR LIFE

    • @jazzilla246
      @jazzilla246 4 года назад +11

      •Lemon bee• yeah, the birth month doesn’t affect your life.
      I’m just saying, those zodiacs have nothing to do with your life choices.

    • @prettylikeaknife
      @prettylikeaknife 4 года назад +3

      exactly

    • @11037_dr
      @11037_dr 4 года назад +10

      Well for some reason it gives you background, when I first started learning about that stuff I was really confused but it explains my attitude and it’s REALLY strange... but it’s better not to assume that stuff from some fucking stars

    • @Nik-si3mn
      @Nik-si3mn 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

  • @ainrsttt
    @ainrsttt 5 лет назад +368

    Once I was trapped in a toxic friendship with a girl that was always making me feel guilty, always complaining, always lashing out on me whenever she felt like shit, and yet not doing anything to change that. And everytime, she would come back crying, saying she didn't mean any of this, that's just bc she's damaged, broken and lonely, that i'm the only real friend she has etc. At some point, I got tired of it : she was insulting me again and I got angry (believe me, I'm very patient when it comes to close friends). I told her that I was willing to be her friend only if she promised me to never disrespect me again. She broke her promise. So I left. For a few months she kept sending me messages, saying that "in the end I was like every other person in her life abandonning her". It made me feel so angry, but I ignored her. Later she slowly realized I wasn't coming back, so she tried blaming me, accusing me, begging me, doing whatever she could to try and get me back.
    One year later, she came back asking if I was okay. At this point, I was no longer angry so we had a discussion. She seemed to have changed. She apologized, and it seemed sincere. She looked like she refelcted a lot on herself and saw how toxic she was.
    Til today, I keep a safe distance from her. I'm talking to her, helping her in a safe way, giving her advices. She seems like she is truly hurt by that distance I'm keeping but she doesn't push me or try to force me. She's still hurt and broken, and I still don't think she's fully aware of what she was and what she has done (thus why I keep a distance) but there's some change, good change.
    Don't let a toxic friend/lover ruin your sanity and life. Leave them. If they truly care about you, they'll reflect but if you do not stand for yourself, that person will not.

    • @vulcan4608
      @vulcan4608 5 лет назад +34

      @Chikara Love doesn't mean you have to constantly put up with the toxicity of another person while they blame it on "raging hormones". Bad behaviour has no excuse. There is no excuse to act like a bitch, disrespect your friend/partner and then act like your friend/partner doesn't love you because they decide to dump your ass. If you have some deep psychological issues it's not your friend's/partner's job to "fix" you or put up with you, you need to see a therapist for that. If you actually cared about the other person in a relationship you wouldn't look for excuses to justify your toxic behaviour like "raging hormones" you'd try to better yourself. By your statement I guess that you're probably a girl (since girls have a habit of not taking responsibility) and I pity the man that'll ever get into a relationship with you (or probably is in a relationship with you), you'll probably complain, nag and disrespect him and blame it on "raging hormones".

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 5 лет назад +11

      Sounds a lot like a toxic friendship I had a few years back. Unfortunately, I never officially ended it because I was too scared. I've just let our friendship fade naturally over time, especially since we started university. We still see each other and catch up from time to time. She's gotten *way* better over the years, but I still feel uneasy how I let her step over me out of fear. (Sorry for the long comment! Happy new years!)

    • @loreleypandora7653
      @loreleypandora7653 5 лет назад +4

      Tbh I've had a friend for a long time that was kinda toxic and she used to get really angry at me for I don't really remember why and ignored me and I used to be really sensitive (I'm still a baby when it comes to people beeing upset with me or not liking me even though I know that's ok) so that really fucked me up and we used to share a dorm room cause we went to boarding school and she yelled at me and told to just leave and I did I called my dad and got my stuff and I left. And we used to be in the same class but she was struggling to keep up and stuff so she was probably frustrated bc she had to change classes (there was an easier department and the separation was horrible she'd wright kind rude messages on my paper table pad about wanting stuff back she claimed I had ( I didn't remember borrowing it but I bought it and gave it to her parents) but ultimately throughout the separation I felt sorry for her bc everyone if our friends were taking my side bc they knew her. After a few years she apologized and now we're good friends again she's matured a lot but sometimes I felt sorry for her boyfriend cause she would get upset by him walking next to his best friend when the 4 of us were hanging out.

    • @alexisfuller1503
      @alexisfuller1503 5 лет назад +1

      Wow unknown I honestly feel the exact same way with a girl I just ended a friendship with, like straight up she treated me the exact same way you described your friend treating you, it's like we had the same girl lol

    • @ainrsttt
      @ainrsttt 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexisfuller1503 Well I'm sorry you had to go through this with someone as toxic as my friend.

  • @ostrichlicker6171
    @ostrichlicker6171 4 года назад +278

    6:27 if the roles were reversed and a man sent an unsolicited sexual picture or video of him he would have been attacked by millions

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 4 года назад +25

      What do you mean "if the roles were reversed"? We're literally all criticizing her in the same way lol that's kinda the point of the reddit thread and this video

    • @ostrichlicker6171
      @ostrichlicker6171 4 года назад +34

      @@2GoatsInATrenchCoat Its really not look at stories such as Blondie where she sends 13-year-old boy nudes and allegedly grooms this young boy saying things like 'I really must be a pedo cause that's hot' and 'dibs on your virginity' whilst this was hardly even covered in new stories and didn't raise much attention from authorities. But numerous stories about dads playing games with their daughters in parks and the police being called on them. So tell me again if the roles were reversed would it really be the same.

    • @megwebb8129
      @megwebb8129 4 года назад +6

      Imagine being so desperate to be angry you'll take your point to a RUclips comment section completely unrelated to said point.

    • @pkfire5790
      @pkfire5790 4 года назад +2

      @@ostrichlicker6171 send link i wanna read

    • @ostrichlicker6171
      @ostrichlicker6171 4 года назад +7

      @@pkfire5790 ruclips.net/video/mbVq5balFGU/видео.html Here is the video talking about blondie and I am not able to find the link to the numerous stories published by fathers but some research by you and you'll find em

  • @jhonnymejia9702
    @jhonnymejia9702 4 года назад +832

    Bruh the text message girl literally sucked all my energy for the day

    • @Luna-xb7sv
      @Luna-xb7sv 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @quisutdeusmfl
      @quisutdeusmfl 4 года назад +3

      I felt the same bro

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 года назад +31

      I seem to only find those kinds of girls. One or two good dates, and then suddenly an essay about why I'm playing with them because I didn't text them while I was working. I just don't even reply anymore.

    • @louisefallon545
      @louisefallon545 4 года назад +8

      The comment above me is to long to read 👉😎👉

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 года назад +31

      The guy above me can't read three sentences.

  • @Ramen_Doodles08
    @Ramen_Doodles08 4 года назад +49

    Them: you’ll never find someone like me!
    Me: that is why I’m breaking up with you

  • @saturn1594
    @saturn1594 4 года назад +1002

    wait, nice girls can be lesbians too? *THEY'RE ADVANCING*

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +41

      Degrading is more like it...

    • @vict0riathefangirl
      @vict0riathefangirl 4 года назад +24

      what if they team up with nice guys XD

    • @dumbass5917
      @dumbass5917 4 года назад +92

      As a lesbian I don’t claim them!! Please!!

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +40

      @@dumbass5917 hey, I don't want 'em!

    • @ev3644
      @ev3644 4 года назад +47

      We don't want them. I repeat we do not want them.

  • @cukoococo7698
    @cukoococo7698 5 лет назад +555

    I never understand when girls say "YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER WOMAN LIKE ME"
    Like....isn't that the point?????
    *I classify as a female btw* And tbh women can be really confusing

    • @craftah
      @craftah 5 лет назад +12

      Who cares dude

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 5 лет назад +26

      I don't understand women who want an abortion but then claim it's their partner who can't handle commitment. (Yes this is a thing that happens, and it's usually way worse if the guy wanted the baby and she told him about it)

    • @vallisroyeaux4979
      @vallisroyeaux4979 5 лет назад +12

      CrafterSon The people who liked the comment.

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 5 лет назад +8

      It's actually really funny since my immediate thoughts whenever I see something like that goes along the lines of praising God for good fortune.

    • @cukoococo7698
      @cukoococo7698 5 лет назад +7

      @@Dim2134 Hallelujah✨😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @hankookofthewest
    @hankookofthewest 4 года назад +419

    What terrifies me is that "nice girls" like these actually exists

    • @jay-sansings5024
      @jay-sansings5024 4 года назад +8

      I know, my aunt is like a "nice girl" in training, because she's constantly like "Oh my bf is crazy" or "oh my bf want to marry me" and shit like that, but shes always going back, and I'm pretty sure shes said some stuff similar to what any other nice girl/"quirky girl" would/has said

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 4 года назад +5

      @@jay-sansings5024 I have a similar situation
      But it is my step mom

    • @bullymaguire2061
      @bullymaguire2061 4 года назад +5

      @@rebeccaschroder3000 bro wtf
      How's your dad handling it

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 4 года назад +4

      @@bullymaguire2061 they broke up a few days ago.
      He realized how toxic she was and asked me for advice,
      so I told him to break up with her.
      He is doing better now.
      Thanks for asking.

    • @s-b9ifjry7732
      @s-b9ifjry7732 3 года назад +1

      at least we get to laugh at them on reddit.
      so thats one good thing, right?

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander 2 года назад +10

    “The military will turn you gay”
    Well that’s a take I’ve never heard before

  • @braelynherbert1495
    @braelynherbert1495 5 лет назад +246

    "Women over 35 are much better than women that are 18-25"
    Well you were aged 18-25 at one point in time

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +19

      And she's still single, logic checks out

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah it's too bad they can't have an 18-25 body but a 35 brain

    • @donglegs
      @donglegs 5 лет назад +4

      Jacob Hoover No one has sagged that much in those ten years. I figured she was obese.

    • @honeyy383
      @honeyy383 5 лет назад +7

      rip women 26-34

    • @samuelskogqvist5565
      @samuelskogqvist5565 5 лет назад +3

      @@honeyy383 Women at those ages doesn't exist.

  • @chroniclegamer138
    @chroniclegamer138 5 лет назад +346

    It feels like these are all girls who spend their middle school years watching romantic films and never quite realize that they’re not watching a documentary

    • @coffeeenjoyer9099
      @coffeeenjoyer9099 5 лет назад +10

      I think u nailed it

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 5 лет назад

      Spot on

    • @abigale3629
      @abigale3629 5 лет назад +7

      As a woman, you’re absolutely correct. I used to think about the fairytale picture perfect relationship, until my recent first relationship. I fell in love with the simple things and I felt warm inside when we got to spend some quality time together. That’s all I ever wanted, but unfortunately we broke up 2 months into the relationship and argued for 3 months on why it ended. I wish him well and I do thank him for making me into a better and humble person.

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I don't understand how overdramatic they can get over the simpliest things. Or how they always have some kind of drama going on. How hard is it to be a decent human being?

    • @MonaGC.
      @MonaGC. 5 лет назад +1

      Oh come on. How is Game of Thrones NOT a documentary?!

  • @woodycowboy9368
    @woodycowboy9368 5 лет назад +705

    Funny how the Nicegirls don't accept the fact that the boy could choose who to like/not liking them back. They are so nice 👍

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад

      Not as nice as the amount of likes you have

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад

      DAMMIT PUBLIC!!!

    • @woodycowboy9368
      @woodycowboy9368 5 лет назад +2

      @@nishikascorpio7830 oof

    • @doot_slayer
      @doot_slayer 5 лет назад +4

      Somehow they still don't understand that commitment goes BOTH WAYS.

    • @chingu6891
      @chingu6891 5 лет назад +2

      @@doot_slayer as a female i do not accept them worthy as a nice girl

  • @Staetik
    @Staetik 4 года назад +8

    Whenever I'm having a moment of weakness and the "Hub "can't fix it, I watch one of these vids and it always reminds me being alone is better than being scammed, manipulated, or forced to be something I'm not. Thank God for the internet and the people who share these stories.

  • @theboa6946
    @theboa6946 5 лет назад +402

    This was on my recommended. I am watching it currently. I have laughed over and over. You are so underrated and earned a new subscriber.

    • @user-nw5vy6gp9e
      @user-nw5vy6gp9e 5 лет назад +11

      807K subscribers is far from underrated lol

    • @tggoober4170
      @tggoober4170 5 лет назад +9

      @@user-nw5vy6gp9e idk man seems underrated compared to channels that have millions

    • @bingo2underscores
      @bingo2underscores 5 лет назад +2

      Thats just wholesome

    • @dr.avalanche4994
      @dr.avalanche4994 5 лет назад +1

      You’re gonna quickly learn to love Damien. He’s a great guy!

  • @ungodly9111
    @ungodly9111 5 лет назад +263

    I love everything about this channel
    1) Damien’s laugh is gold
    2) his goddamn upload schedule 10/10
    3)love the censorship by reversing

  • @alistairlol7198
    @alistairlol7198 5 лет назад +543

    wow
    these girls are just so nice
    I can't handle it

  • @idksomethingfunny1540
    @idksomethingfunny1540 3 года назад +11

    3:32 jolly as a freaking rancher is my new favorite thing

  • @nzeity0160
    @nzeity0160 4 года назад +269

    If you ever meet a"nicegirl" in text, when she acts up just say k or leave her on read because that solves everything, honestly

    • @2Muchpjp
      @2Muchpjp 4 года назад +18

      Or "fair enough".

    • @julia-jv9gp
      @julia-jv9gp 4 года назад +14

      Or 'gtg talk to u later'

    • @Crownless.idkwhatshappening
      @Crownless.idkwhatshappening 4 года назад +2

      @@julia-jv9gp True

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 4 года назад +2

      Simple solution: block her

    • @roxinaamber6987
      @roxinaamber6987 4 года назад +10

      I have my daily dose of fun letting their insults contradict their own words, and then using it against them and laughing at them with my girlfriend. like the "ugly" insult contradicting "why are people after looks"

  • @tempest6015
    @tempest6015 5 лет назад +931

    Girl: Makes a 10,000 word list on what she wants in a guy
    No one dates her
    *insert surprised pikachu face*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +6

      @Joel Ceu You could be the sexiest potato in the world, and if you're an obnoxiously picky twat, I'm still not going to stomach you.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +11

      ​@Ahror I gotta be honest, I've gotten a lot pickier over recent years.
      Nearly all the things I'm picky about are more about compatibility in terms of life goals, values, personality traits, and the like though.

    • @CocoaPuffss
      @CocoaPuffss 5 лет назад +4

      My former friend used to do this and i would say her standards are high and mock her by saying 'omg yes, and also make sure he has a mole on the right side of his face, and a half centimeter away from his upper lip'

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +1

      @Ahror Go fuck yourself.

    • @nemo-chan9252
      @nemo-chan9252 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly, the list is what ruins it.
      We all have preferences, yes.
      Like me, I like a guy with long hair.
      Domestic and pretty hot.
      A preference. But it doesnt mean I cant find a guy with short hair and find him hot. See what I mean?
      We all have a list of preferences, but we shouldn’t be blinded by it.
      Following the list of imaginary features will lower your chance of finding an actual partner. It will just make you picky. And no one likes a picky person. At least not me.
      But then it comes around with attraction, so follow your hearts.
      But not the damned list.

  • @hjoldir1137
    @hjoldir1137 4 года назад +183

    Military: Doesn't make you gay
    That one girl on snapchat: Impossible

  • @sodaithink
    @sodaithink 3 года назад +10

    “How much were they?”
    “Lol idk.”
    *”i have a boyfriend.”*

  • @beefythiefy
    @beefythiefy 5 лет назад +652

    nicegirls: WHY WON'T MEN RESPECT WOMEN? JUST BECAUSE WE'RE A BIT ON THE HEAVIER SIDE DOESN'T MEAN WE AREN'T HAPPY OR FUNNY A NICE TO HANG OUT WITH AS OPPOSED TO SOME SKINNY *BRUH*
    also nicegirls: I don't date guys under 6 ft
    edit: thanks for 500 likes!

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 лет назад +75

      Nicegirls: Having an overweight BMI doesn't mean I'm fat, it could be muscle!
      Also nicegirls: You aren't a man if you're under 6ft.

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 лет назад

      ;lolo

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 лет назад +3

      Or "I don't date, unless you're a doctor/lawyer"

    • @whatsthevibebro9523
      @whatsthevibebro9523 5 лет назад +2

      Yikes.

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 5 лет назад +17

      Honestly, if my 5'8 means i dont have to deal with people like this, i'll take it

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 года назад +175

    Nice Girl: **gets very upset.**
    Guy: **explains why that is not okay, and defends himself.**
    Nice Girl:
    You weren’t supposed to do that.

  • @yunuyfx
    @yunuyfx 5 лет назад +3817

    There is one person in the world who wouldn’t cheat on me
    My F.B.I. guy
    Edit- Most likes I’ve got thanks

    • @soupe.
      @soupe. 5 лет назад +43

      Rymyir oh- why- never mind.

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 5 лет назад +182

      true that

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 лет назад +29

      My hand can never leave me!

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 5 лет назад +37

      JustAnAccount123 well, that’s not really true, your hand can get severed

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 лет назад +16

      @@gary4014 Oh... ):

  • @kahlesskronos2721
    @kahlesskronos2721 4 года назад +16

    If the military has taught me anything its that it's a brotherhood not a gay relationship.

  • @radsockguy1035
    @radsockguy1035 5 лет назад +859

    "Now a days, Intelligent girls are single"
    It's because they're smart enough to not date every other hot guy they see

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 5 лет назад +86

      That's actually a positive way of putting it

    • @radsockguy1035
      @radsockguy1035 5 лет назад +12

      @@gryla5290 Ok.. .-.

    • @adamzoubi96
      @adamzoubi96 5 лет назад +14

      So you're a girl and you're single, and this comment is to tell everyone your intelligent.
      Ok

    • @radsockguy1035
      @radsockguy1035 5 лет назад +52

      I am not a girl, (I'm every gender) and I'm not single but my point is that a lot of girls just date guys because they're hot

    • @avourrito1819
      @avourrito1819 5 лет назад +14

      @@adamzoubi96 Sh-should I point out that grammar error? She didn't prove things about herself just proving other parties

  • @itsyoboiivan3255
    @itsyoboiivan3255 5 лет назад +1963

    Me:*Runs out of battery*
    Nice girl: So you have chosen, death
    Edit: I am dissapointed in all you guys. I told you to no more like

    • @-EKI-4
      @-EKI-4 5 лет назад +6

      Fr thoooo

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 5 лет назад +36

      Nobody like anymore keep it at 69 because thats nice

    • @AspectEXE
      @AspectEXE 5 лет назад +10

      @@itsyoboiivan3255 rip the dream

    • @bottlegang3187
      @bottlegang3187 5 лет назад +4

      @@AspectEXE get it to 420

    • @seventhdaymusic
      @seventhdaymusic 5 лет назад +4

      It’s close to 420 now though so...

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 5 лет назад +455

    I don't think think that one girl understands how being gay works...

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @yungsandwich3624
      @yungsandwich3624 4 года назад +2

      🤮

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 года назад +4

      Yeah made me sick that a young woman in this day and age would still think you can “turn gay.” It was almost hilarious until I realized how sad she was.

    • @lorenzoterribile3953
      @lorenzoterribile3953 4 года назад

      @@pokaay3163 You just need to go to Russia, most people think it's a mental illness and the others think it's a choice

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 4 года назад

      Lorenzo Terribile Technically it is a choice, just not in the way most people think it is

  • @runitskikijames
    @runitskikijames 4 года назад +18

    Me: looks at r/niceguys "okay well maybe nice girls is better?"
    Also me: looks at r/nicegirls "we're doomed"

  • @cenasparks3402
    @cenasparks3402 5 лет назад +453

    All 'Nice Girls' are Emotionally and Mentally Abusive.
    Change My Mind.
    Edit: Even Hotter Take, People who don't allow their SO to have relationships outside of dating -ie: friends, family, and co-workers- of the same gender as themselves are Abusive too. Can't handle your SO hanging out with somebody else other than yourself? Constantly thinking they're cheaters or don't treat YOU as the only priority all day, everyday? 👏You👏are👏abusive👏

    • @jessica-nd8ku
      @jessica-nd8ku 5 лет назад +38

      You guys we found a new President!

    • @cyanidesmile7263
      @cyanidesmile7263 5 лет назад +32

      I don't think anyone but the nice girls and nice guys disagree with you

    • @imsad1134
      @imsad1134 5 лет назад +5

      This is true, I'm not a nice person, and all the nice people are extremely possesive and victimising. OH and *really* cocky.

    • @claudiaquiroga2551
      @claudiaquiroga2551 5 лет назад

      PREACH

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @luphinecoffy
    @luphinecoffy 4 года назад +134

    0:45 i was waiting for him to say "my phone died, jesus christ"

    • @caeserzeppeli2374
      @caeserzeppeli2374 4 года назад +14

      I was waiting for him to say "Some people have jobs."

    • @pwetmongmatigas
      @pwetmongmatigas 4 года назад +7

      I was waiting for him to say
      "Lol,k"

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 4 года назад +1

      "Ok imma leave now, since you dont really care now im not gonna care too and just gonna go block you and cut all connections with you now lmao"

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
    @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 4 года назад +111

    There’s 3 types of girls
    1:”Oh my god you can’t be gay I like you UGHHHHH”
    2:”I may not be pretty perfect but I’m loyal nice and why won’t you date me”
    3:you’re mom

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 4 года назад +39

    "YOU cheated on ME"
    "Well it's your fault cause I'm loyal!"
    "You can't just say it and it becomes true!" -Jontron

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Год назад

      A Jontron quote... you're a person of culture.

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier 4 года назад +284

    A lot of these girls are solid 10’s......
    On the “Crazy” axis of the Hot/Crazy Matrix...

    • @bullymaguire2061
      @bullymaguire2061 4 года назад +1

      If girl was hot, but was a nice girl, would you still date her

    • @The4Tifier
      @The4Tifier 4 года назад +1

      @@bullymaguire2061 Do you mean a "nice girl" as in one with a good personality, or a "nice girl" as in a girl that only acts nice to get what she wants?

    • @sourgaming7900
      @sourgaming7900 3 года назад

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @firegaming3970
    @firegaming3970 5 лет назад +249

    Me: did you steal my car
    Karen: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад +12

      You: You stole my car. *whips out glock*
      Nintendo: now that looks like a Neutral special...

    • @Draconyx1441
      @Draconyx1441 5 лет назад +1

      Fire Gaming I think Karen’s a mother who took the kids

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 лет назад

      @@Draconyx1441 not entirely true, the phrase "Karen took the kids", refers to the OP knowing a Karen. Either they were friends, and she kidnapped them, or he lost in court.

    • @Draconyx1441
      @Draconyx1441 5 лет назад

      Shika Maru Um ok thanks for telling me that?

    • @jt0n
      @jt0n 5 лет назад +1

      she'll run over a family of 4 with the 2005 Honda accord she stole from you and be like "can't help being a zodiac"

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 5 лет назад +140

    Anyone else frightened by the realization that these people are still out there ...

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 года назад

      Theres one of them at my school

    • @mariag8324
      @mariag8324 4 года назад

      Gregg Mc Farlane It’s a cycle of crazy. The crazy guy/lady will blame, harass, ignore, threat, and manipulate. Even when the person’s texts is the most reasonable and realistic version of the story. Moral of the story of: ignore and block.🙃🤨

    • @t0t0_69
      @t0t0_69 4 года назад +1

      Gregg Mc Farlane Na cuz I'm inside and they're out there getting the corona

    • @hamburgercat3265
      @hamburgercat3265 4 года назад

      YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

  • @lunarwings4481
    @lunarwings4481 4 года назад +26

    Me, eating very spicy chips while watching this: "Well, me and these ladies have one thing in common; we are both spitting FIRE." *I say to myself while going to get some milk*

  • @ShadowPlayzroblox
    @ShadowPlayzroblox 5 лет назад +290

    Nice girl: makes essay about what she wants for a guy
    No one dates her
    Nice girl: 👁👄👁

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 5 лет назад +1

      Sanity and chill.... Green eyes maybe

    • @fahoodie1852
      @fahoodie1852 5 лет назад +3

      Cherry coyote
      And don’t forget: the 6 feet

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 5 лет назад +1

      @@fahoodie1852 well, having a partner who is 6 feet taller then me would be rather intimidating

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 5 лет назад

      @@mr.serious707 hope he doesn't get a heart attack

    • @boxypox
      @boxypox 4 года назад

      “Wait.. that’s illegal.”

  • @krispyhoe2126
    @krispyhoe2126 4 года назад +93

    Boy: * breathes *
    Girl: Can you not do that I have a boyfriend

  • @ehat7413
    @ehat7413 4 года назад +95

    "Welcome to mcdonalds can i-
    EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

    • @jdperfect4565
      @jdperfect4565 4 года назад +4

      Claudio Solar every f ing time

  • @thatswhatshesaid3355
    @thatswhatshesaid3355 3 года назад +4

    2:46
    If that guy was me, i would've definitely replied "lol yes".
    Her rage afterwards would be lovely

  • @Rosie_Heisenberg
    @Rosie_Heisenberg 5 лет назад +1752

    R/staplingbreadtotrees
    Is a good one to look at lol

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +49

      It's made news headlines

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 5 лет назад +78

      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @Rosie_Heisenberg
      @Rosie_Heisenberg 5 лет назад +18

      WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT ITS 2019 AND WE ARE STAPLING BREAD TO TREES! LIKE ANYTHING GOES ON NATIONAL NEW NOW A DAYS XD

    • @margallardo.99
      @margallardo.99 5 лет назад +39

      Isnt it r/breadstapledtotrees

    • @GG.Sanchoo
      @GG.Sanchoo 5 лет назад +1

      No to whole chat

  • @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980
    @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 5 лет назад +179

    Unfortunate man: sorry I'm not looking for anything at the moment.
    Nice girl: *golden wind theme starts playing*

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 лет назад +16

      Clever witty repliers: *Diavolo Version plays*

    • @ourknifelyescapades
      @ourknifelyescapades 5 лет назад +8

      if i heard a nice girl playing the golden wind theme...
      NIGERUNDAYO

    • @majora6767
      @majora6767 5 лет назад +2

      My response: 3:45 intensifies beautifully combined with "KOREWA... REQUIEM DA!!!"

    • @s4turnn524
      @s4turnn524 5 лет назад

      *P I A N O O F D E A T H*

    • @getonleagueguys7557
      @getonleagueguys7557 5 лет назад +8

      *Giorno theme plays*
      I, KAREN, HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

  • @iamacookie538
    @iamacookie538 5 лет назад +354

    I'm just reading battery %.
    Some need chargers...

  • @poofytoons
    @poofytoons Год назад +1

    Nice girl:im so loyal!
    Also nice girl: *cheats*
    The math ain't mathing

  • @apric0t_7
    @apric0t_7 4 года назад +45

    I would love every single one of the conversations to end with the guy replying to the girl with “k”

  • @Lefvo
    @Lefvo 5 лет назад +128

    Nice girl: my boyfriend is not entitled to my money
    Also nice girl: PAY FOR BOTH OF THE MEALS

    • @bendaonfire0078
      @bendaonfire0078 5 лет назад +2

      Also nice girl: Thats some nice food you got there. ITS FUCKING MINE NOW

    • @eZeero
      @eZeero 5 лет назад

      That's more of a feminism thingy.I could be wrong though.

    • @miagolez7059
      @miagolez7059 5 лет назад

      Lmfaoo feel attacked but it's bcuz my ex told me to pay for it bcuz his broke em i considered as a nice gurl?? This is scary

    • @bendaonfire0078
      @bendaonfire0078 5 лет назад +1

      @@miagolez7059 dont mind us (well me mostly) i am just fooling around you seem cool no worries

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 лет назад

      @@eZeero Meh, Its part of our culture. Men and women grow up on the nonsensical idea that the man always needs to pay for the woman because it's "gallant" or "gentleman-like".
      So when you're a man that doesn't buy into that, you will be treated as bad boyfriend/husband material.
      I'd say that if a feminist is consistent about their opinion, they would not support this cultural phenomenon to begin with, as this also negatively affects women, though not financially, but culturally.
      In any case, it's still a load of bullcrap and I refuse to pay for anybody's meal on any casual dates.

  • @smaghiff3335
    @smaghiff3335 4 года назад +122

    “All I want in return is a guy to make me feel wanted”
    *wakes up next day, turns news on*
    Breaking news! An international manhunt has started for a random middle school girl!

    • @what982
      @what982 4 года назад +17

      Well, that got dark very quickly.

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 4 года назад +9

      Yeah she's wanted alright

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 4 года назад +2

      That might work...

    • @RF-Ataraxia
      @RF-Ataraxia 4 года назад

      Aye, fair enough

    • @stein6289
      @stein6289 4 года назад

      Omg if this were a TV show I would Love to watch it😂😂😂 so hilarious

  • @lynex83
    @lynex83 4 года назад +17

    Had an ex that used the whole "you don't spend enough time with me", mind you this was my Senior year of HS. I guess spending 6 out of 7 days a week with her wasn't enough time?

    • @FemboysAreNice
      @FemboysAreNice 3 года назад +1

      Lol thats like every middle school girl when you dont talk to her the whole time