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  • @NinjaOfTheKyeboard1
    @NinjaOfTheKyeboard1 5 лет назад +9575

    "You're Japanese right? I love japanese girls... So cute"
    GIRL. RUN.

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 4 года назад +10041

    The girl who attempted the knock knock joke has more patience than I can ever hope to have

    • @sawyer6264
      @sawyer6264 4 года назад +681

      Cody Nemo r/niceguys

    • @bracefacereena
      @bracefacereena 4 года назад +494

      @@nemo-x r/niceguys

    • @cyanidesoup5593
      @cyanidesoup5593 4 года назад +363

      I mean i really couldnt be with someone that couldnt understand jokes

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 4 года назад +242

      Zyanide 101 exactly. Dude couldn’t follow something basic. He had one job!

    • @bracefacereena
      @bracefacereena 4 года назад +364

      Cody Nemo
      Personally, I don’t care who it was who didn’t understand the joke. The fact that they were trying to help him understand and he was being all “hahahhahaha babe?!?!” Was annoying to me. If the roles were reversed, I’d still want to punch her through the screen. No difference

  • @groceryyeets8824
    @groceryyeets8824 5 лет назад +5151

    “I’m not being creepy”
    *continues to know where she lives and remembers her 2 months ago*

    • @loe-h
      @loe-h 5 лет назад +184

      i'm just nice okay? stop being so defencive

    • @soleil2801
      @soleil2801 5 лет назад +135

      He Also knows that she plays tennis without meeting each other

    • @ShawnieEllis
      @ShawnieEllis 5 лет назад +33

      @@soleil2801 very good point.

    • @bruhzone154
      @bruhzone154 5 лет назад +5

      Grocery Yeets Aww man

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 лет назад +1

      haha

  • @dumbicefairy
    @dumbicefairy 4 года назад +1868

    "I'm Korean"
    "North or South?"
    I don't even know if that was a joke attempt or plain stupidity

    • @mgb2172
      @mgb2172 4 года назад +91

      I don't get how they have no concept of how fucking horrible they are are talking to people

    • @ActionableFreedom
      @ActionableFreedom 3 года назад +17

      @@arandomuser9459 Joke would have an emote Imo

    • @dittehusman5395
      @dittehusman5395 3 года назад +13

      it was NOT a joke

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 3 года назад +13

      What would the joke be?

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад +23

      I mean it’s not a bad question since some people occasionally escape from North Korea and move somewhere else

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 5 лет назад +1016

    Dear guys, never message a girl who isn't in a relationship with you by saying " hi beautiful" or "Hello there sexy" because at least to me, that sounds super creepy

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 4 года назад +7

      I might do that if it is a clearly platonic relationship. In my experience girls like compliments.

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 4 года назад +10

      ​@Jay Harv28 Ya, I agree. I don't not really think there is a playbook though. It all depends on how creepy you are. I literally put 0 effort into sleeping with people so I think they understand its genuine.

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 года назад +14

      Especially when you have no prior history with them. If you don't go up to strangers in public and say that, you shouldn't do it online. Simple. But nooo, because some of us would rather not go on a date with a complete stranger instead of building chemistry through funky memes and occasional chatter like normal people, we end up the bad guys.

    • @oronthecorn9764
      @oronthecorn9764 4 года назад +1

      monika kavaliunaite I AGREE

    • @sparkybraincell2159
      @sparkybraincell2159 4 года назад +7

      Ikr? I mean, I appreciate the thought, but please don’t start a conversation like that.

  • @jenc9532
    @jenc9532 4 года назад +1570

    The “I demand an apology” guy has definitely done that to other women

    • @emmavandendool6877
      @emmavandendool6877 4 года назад +73

      Jen C Lmao probably something he’s written himself that he’s been copying and pasting for when every single girl rejects him. 😂😂😂

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +38

      @@emmavandendool6877 Definitely something he's written himself.

  • @savannahproduction9665
    @savannahproduction9665 4 года назад +981

    That guy who's trying to make her "the most hated person in Boston" probably got himself the most hated person in Boston award

    • @skylaandreas9017
      @skylaandreas9017 4 года назад +55

      Yeah. What did she say to make him think that everyone in Boston hate her? I bet that everyone in Boston hate him and of laughing at him

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 года назад +3

      Funny, I was thinking that too.

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 4 года назад +23

      Wait why did they even do that? What did that person deserve? They were just saying good luck...?
      Or am I missing something

    • @sab8620
      @sab8620 3 года назад

      as a Bostonian, I'd never seen this before. I don't think it ever made it on the air or anything.

    • @tiawheeler1153
      @tiawheeler1153 3 года назад +8

      As a resident of Boston... I don't even know who the guy even is. How can you make someone the most "hated person in Boston" when people in Boston don't even know who you are?

  • @hairacross990
    @hairacross990 4 года назад +646

    Girl: "Omg my dog bit me!" Nice Guy: "I would never do that."

  • @himynamesyeri2970
    @himynamesyeri2970 5 лет назад +2540

    Girls: *exists*
    Nice guy: hippity hoppity you are my property

    • @IJustWantToBeAKnight
      @IJustWantToBeAKnight 5 лет назад +116

      Girls: *Runs*
      Guys: yOu JeRkS!

    • @달팽이-o1i
      @달팽이-o1i 5 лет назад +2

      @N/A bruh sound effect #2

    • @ashadowperson9905
      @ashadowperson9905 5 лет назад +5

      @@IJustWantToBeAKnight Me(a girl): *Pulls out rifle and a katana* Back the f**k off you creep!

    • @samsmusichub
      @samsmusichub 5 лет назад +5

      Normally I don't like this joke but you caught me off guard! 😂😂

    • @keizershot
      @keizershot 5 лет назад +1

      Girl pulls out meat secptre

  • @fanendey
    @fanendey 4 года назад +5855

    The guy obsessed with Asian girls is literally objectifying her...

    • @sweeyangchen3710
      @sweeyangchen3710 4 года назад +319

      Its disgusting
      im asian and....

    • @ashmeowy
      @ashmeowy 4 года назад +260

      i’m asian and i never want to go outside again

    • @ikhotivus
      @ikhotivus 4 года назад +56

      mirage_from_apex same 😔

    • @Terra654
      @Terra654 4 года назад +194

      I'm not Asian and I'm also a guy but that guy fucking sucks. He needs a taste of life and needs to learn how to be... Human.

    • @mxtchaii2544
      @mxtchaii2544 4 года назад +144

      It’s disgusting how people fetishize certain races like that.. as an Asian it really scares me.

  • @zatchiel
    @zatchiel 5 лет назад +4984

    "you are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il"
    YO I'M DONE

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 5 лет назад +20

      Nice Housepets pfp btw

    • @zatchiel
      @zatchiel 5 лет назад +20

      @@koshavinka2995 Thanks bby

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 5 лет назад +16

      @@zatchiel no problem, boi

    • @gircakes
      @gircakes 5 лет назад +105

      Zatch I read this as “you are a precious jewel to be protected from King Kong.”

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 лет назад +3

      Oooo I was your 1000th like

  • @NomiOwO
    @NomiOwO 4 года назад +1750

    “Mom, dad how did you meet?”
    “Well you see your mom was drinking Fanta and I love Fanta.”

    • @jackreidasaboboras3654
      @jackreidasaboboras3654 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧

    • @startingmap2387
      @startingmap2387 3 года назад +1

      What flag is in your pfp?

    • @Donald_Trump_2024
      @Donald_Trump_2024 3 года назад +4

      @@startingmap2387 i cant keep up honestly, i know the gay one, the Straight one, the Super Straight one, the trans one, and the lesbian one, and thats it

    • @rhodizitee
      @rhodizitee 3 года назад +26

      @@startingmap2387 thats the actual gay flag, the pride flag isnt the only one that the gay men have. the rainbow is the pride and the blue one in the pfp is the gay one

    • @boiwatchoutboi4382
      @boiwatchoutboi4382 3 года назад +4

      @@Donald_Trump_2024 you apparently dont know the homosexual male one:|

  • @MartyRotten
    @MartyRotten 5 лет назад +2153

    “My uncle owns the company! We own you!”
    This sounds like something you’d hear from a villain in a silent melodrama, just before he kidnaps her and ties her to the railroad tracks.

    • @Kyavata
      @Kyavata 4 года назад +88

      I bet he twirled his neck hairs as he laughed maniacally

    • @aloe_thera
      @aloe_thera 4 года назад +25

      @@Kyavata n e c k h a i r s

    • @DarienDragonFox
      @DarienDragonFox 4 года назад +12

      @@aloe_thera tf is a neck hair even?!

    • @ursulajoni15
      @ursulajoni15 4 года назад +30

      That or the rich douchebag boyfriend from a rom-com, " you think you can steal my girl nice try bro my uncle's the CEO we own you" you know the type over gelled hair, pastel polo with the collar popped ,unnecessarily expensive slacks, Fancy Shoes, aviator sunglasses come what may be a cardigan tied around the waist

    • @diemilch555
      @diemilch555 4 года назад +14

      Reminds me of that one scene in John Wick where the bratty son tells John Wick's friend that that bratty sons dad owns him.

  • @talktouasia6312
    @talktouasia6312 5 лет назад +5572

    “North or south?” I’m not even Korean and that hurt my Asian soul.

    • @alliefoster4942
      @alliefoster4942 5 лет назад +560

      Bruh im not even Asian and that hurt my soul too 😅😅

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 4 года назад +197

      It hurt my soul so bad, I freed my mail-order bride.

    • @moondrop784
      @moondrop784 4 года назад +78

      TalkToUAsia I’m white and it hurt my soul

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 года назад +223

      Can you imagine if she *was* North Korean tho? Escape all that bullshit for more of it over here * *dies a little* *

    • @TitaT
      @TitaT 4 года назад +73

      I am African and that hurt my soul..😂😂😂😂😭

  • @univurse4283
    @univurse4283 5 лет назад +541

    “Have you ever thought about letting the woman decide what she wants?”
    This...this is what an actual nice guy is.

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 4 года назад +4

      Well he is getting what he wants out of it so it is not exactly a sacrifice. You know what I mean?

    • @andrewcurtin7003
      @andrewcurtin7003 4 года назад +23

      @@benjaminr8961 yes but hes far better then the "nice guy" so I think the point still stands XD

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 4 года назад +5

      @@andrewcurtin7003 I am just saying its easy to act virtuous when it does not cost you anything. That same guy might throw a huge hissy fit if things weren't going his way.

    • @justsomeguywholikeswater3566
      @justsomeguywholikeswater3566 4 года назад +15

      @@benjaminr8961 Do you have any information to go off of on this?

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 4 года назад

      @@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 What are you on about? You don't need evidence to support logic. Logic proves itself.

  • @hiiloveu1521
    @hiiloveu1521 4 года назад +191

    "so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?"
    I'm not even a lesbian but I can't possibly express my disgust and anger with words.

    • @theoverratedchannel6225
      @theoverratedchannel6225 3 года назад +16

      Ikr? That was really disgusting. Like dude, shut up and leave the girls alone! Hello?🙄

    • @ripewatermelonlol
      @ripewatermelonlol 3 года назад +13

      Ppl like that make me think I’m straight up just gay not bi

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 3 года назад +5

      This guy needs to get isolated from social media. Maybe he'll go out there and try to look someone in the eyes with those words.
      I highly doubt, that he will survive his fall.

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 3 года назад +3

      @@ripewatermelonlol Decide to be what you want.

    • @Complex.History
      @Complex.History 2 года назад +1

      Cringe af

  • @chill817
    @chill817 4 года назад +1590

    "so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?"
    As a lesbian this hurt me deeply

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 4 года назад +47

      C H I L L god same.

    • @the_maged_maniac_7637
      @the_maged_maniac_7637 4 года назад +138

      I'm a guy and even I think that is disgusting. I hope no one ask you that with whoever you date.

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 года назад +8

      🤷 I think I can give that one the benefit of the doubt.
      He did ask for clarification and instead of just saying that she wasn't interested in guys what so ever, she repeated the joke. I can see how that could be misinterpreted.

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 4 года назад +57

      Kerry Christensen it’s still an asshole thing to do. It’s not a joke to imply that they are together to hook up with guys. Don’t give him the benefit of the doubt.

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 года назад +4

      @@gentlesandladymen 12:59 He didn't, though?
      Just asked if they'd be up for a threesome. 🤷 Between the smiley she sent and the 'good boy' stuff, I can see where things were misunderstood on his end.

  • @reasonjefferey4644
    @reasonjefferey4644 5 лет назад +6460

    Girl walking in a dark alleyway.. *nice guy grabs her* *girl screams* nice guy: why are you so defensive.

    • @PrincessJichu
      @PrincessJichu 4 года назад +285

      That's literally what it feels like LMAO

    • @myramoore4463
      @myramoore4463 4 года назад +46

      I like your pfp

    • @BraidedByLee
      @BraidedByLee 4 года назад +20

      @reason JEFFEREY you should really post some I of impractical jokers on your channel and get so suds

    • @ladybugscanswim
      @ladybugscanswim 4 года назад +76

      'Nice guys' give off gaslighting vibes

    • @liggityliggy7923
      @liggityliggy7923 4 года назад +95

      Takes woman to bedroom without consent
      *Screams*
      WHY SO DEFENSIVE

  • @karma6380
    @karma6380 4 года назад +1928

    "My uncle owns the company! We own you!"
    Thats sounds similar to "My dad onws roblox and he will ban u!"
    I doubt he owns anything than a super high ego.

    • @gianna5445
      @gianna5445 4 года назад +66

      Karma I used to say my uncle owned Animal Jam in fourth grade so people would trade me stuff

    • @stuartstribling2296
      @stuartstribling2296 4 года назад +38

      gianna that’s how mafia works.

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 4 года назад +18

      Yeah I wanted the girl to say “oh ok I’ll speak to ____ about apologizing to you” and watch him squirm to come up with an excuse why not.

    • @thepersondotjpg
      @thepersondotjpg 4 года назад +1

      *Wait, does he own coke?*

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 года назад +6

      If the company is slave trading hes correct tho

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 4 года назад +307

    “Hot girl was at party but I chose you”
    Me: *PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU*

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 3 года назад +1

      That's funny because PIKACHU has the colour of Fanta.

    • @SleepyGremlinRaine
      @SleepyGremlinRaine 3 года назад

      (•-•)

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Год назад

      ​@@fruitloop420You mean Raichu?

    • @fruitloop420
      @fruitloop420 Год назад

      @@kazuma7232 are you implying that fanta isn't yellow?

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Год назад

      @@fruitloop420 Yes. It's normally orange. Is there some joke I don't understand?

  • @scrunksupremacy
    @scrunksupremacy 5 лет назад +2066

    "i fell in love with you immediately because you were drinking a beverage that i like."

    • @mince1035
      @mince1035 5 лет назад +8

      Me when i see an irn bru advert

    • @theundeadpancake9869
      @theundeadpancake9869 5 лет назад +17

      OH MY GOSH

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 5 лет назад +94

      "Yeah man I knew she was the one for me."
      _"How so bro?"_
      "I saw her eating mac and cheese, my favorite meal. I knew she was my soul mate after that."

    • @scrunksupremacy
      @scrunksupremacy 5 лет назад +21

      @@juniorjunior5884 *_b r u h_*

    • @mr.s9783
      @mr.s9783 5 лет назад +39

      Bruh, I saw a girl drinking cold brew coffee once and I nutted on the spot.

  • @TimmyTam
    @TimmyTam 5 лет назад +2194

    "We met because our eyes crossed paths"
    EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @Parker05
      @Parker05 5 лет назад +106

      Woman: Looks at nice guy
      Nice guy: *If she looking at me, she looking for D*

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 лет назад +8

      Hexatechimal 20-31 38 There is a D in my name...
      Holy frick I’m scared now

    • @itscris01
      @itscris01 5 лет назад +11

      Hazel Fig ‘Give me all that thy have this night, for we might die of cholera, typhoid or dysentery on the morrow.’

    • @RackednStackeddd
      @RackednStackeddd 5 лет назад +11

      What kind of zodiac spirit animal crystal ball type of crap is this?

    • @sallywinston5305
      @sallywinston5305 5 лет назад +8

      If this was true, then I have met SO many people. Wonder why they haven't tried looking me up and calling me? Rude.

  • @plant_12
    @plant_12 5 лет назад +486

    The Korean girl: *Does not give guy a chance*
    Guy: Men does not like having their emotions played with! I will give you a second chance!
    Girl: *Doesn't even want a second chance*

  • @Omega14343
    @Omega14343 4 года назад +510

    Guy: **sees girl drinking fanta**
    Also guy: *pp extendus*

  • @theamazingpou
    @theamazingpou 5 лет назад +3369

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs almost sold Spongebob for 62 cents.

    • @drakevandiver340
      @drakevandiver340 5 лет назад +86

      Oh shit

    • @bambiboi7269
      @bambiboi7269 5 лет назад +175

      yo hol up is krabs a human trafficker

    • @VaporwaveSunset
      @VaporwaveSunset 5 лет назад +152

      Mr crabs sees human trafficking as a buisness opportunity

    • @felix_0771
      @felix_0771 5 лет назад +48

      Wait doesn't he know the secret recipe I think that's a bad idea

    • @MonoKrohm_2020
      @MonoKrohm_2020 5 лет назад +21

      Actually he DID sell Spongebob for 62 cents

  • @chamechevy6304
    @chamechevy6304 4 года назад +1854

    Damien: *does light, cute voice for a guy* also *does deep voice for girl*
    At least us deep voice girls are getting some appreciation.

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 4 года назад +60

      @Chebbi Ven Ikr, more love for us deep voiced girls/women! 😁

    • @alfedosucksatgames5008
      @alfedosucksatgames5008 4 года назад +85

      Listen. They say when a girl likes you their voice gets higher. So I'm hoping that you'll sound like Morgan Freeman when you see me

    • @lauren4262
      @lauren4262 4 года назад +11

      alfedo sucksatgames haha

    • @chamechevy6304
      @chamechevy6304 4 года назад +14

      @Ashton Overstreet oh no, I know, but ya know lol.

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +7

      alfedo sucksatgames
      Have you ever had girls just shrieking over you? I’m curious

  • @heather8777
    @heather8777 5 лет назад +3135

    _"My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"_
    *_So you're not a genius then?_*

    • @thatoneravenclaw417
      @thatoneravenclaw417 4 года назад +67

      Maybe they mean an idiot who doesn't get knock knock jokes.

    • @John-jl4dl
      @John-jl4dl 4 года назад +64

      _My IQ is 3 points less than average level_

    • @zackwoods5077
      @zackwoods5077 4 года назад +38

      He forgot a zero and put genius level instead of average level. So he meant to say "My IQ is 30 points less than average level."

    • @funtimefoxy6307
      @funtimefoxy6307 4 года назад +9

      Technically it would be 137 but I mean if you can't even get a knock knock joke......yeesh kid...

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 4 года назад +12

      I'm sure he's not actually high IQ, but I wouldnt want even Genius level IQ if it meant being so stupid in some areas that you dont even know how knock knock jokes work... Plus clearly doesnt know how to talk to women in the slightest... I'd rather be dumb AF but likable lol

  • @cxtcutsml706
    @cxtcutsml706 4 года назад +175

    As a girl this is making me scared of talking to guys. And it’s honestly scaring me I don’t usually feel this way..

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 4 года назад +39

      Don’t worry. I would consider myself to be the average male, and I, along with most other guys, aren’t like this. Plus, if you ever meet one of these people, just say you are not interested and block them. If they try to go further you can call the police.

    • @tomguy8151
      @tomguy8151 4 года назад +41

      Just remember, if they say "I'm not like other guys" or, "im a nice guy" RUN

    • @Karmat00ns06
      @Karmat00ns06 4 года назад +5

      Yep, they’re the real simps there

    • @gautamsharma3361
      @gautamsharma3361 4 года назад +12

      Not every person is a nice guy like those! People know that forcing someone or mocking them when they reject you is not justified! Moreover if someone tries this shit, just report the fucking loser to police, they will teach him a good lesson!

    • @dogerish
      @dogerish 3 года назад +23

      i’m a guy, and it’s making me scared of humanity
      dear lord, what has this become

  • @thousandmemories954
    @thousandmemories954 5 лет назад +1824

    ‘ are you Japanese ‘
    (sigh)
    (I N H A L E S)

    • @limonx6778
      @limonx6778 5 лет назад +79

      Hi im a nice guy and i read ur comment in youtube and ur amazing tord photo u r so perfect i love u and i want to marry u.
      That's my impression of a "nice guy". Is it good?

    • @thousandmemories954
      @thousandmemories954 5 лет назад +50

      I like your photo too.. but.
      (im calling the police)

    • @limonx6778
      @limonx6778 5 лет назад +54

      @@thousandmemories954 I'll take that as a "your impression is great, but please stop"

    • @Michelle-iq2yp
      @Michelle-iq2yp 5 лет назад +14

      👏 *BOI* 👏

    • @fashiue6615
      @fashiue6615 5 лет назад +45

      girl: Im tired :/
      guy: wAiT I tHoUgHt yOu wErE JApAnEsE?!?!?!

  • @DisposableHeroDayZ
    @DisposableHeroDayZ 5 лет назад +349

    "We met spiritually." Is my new favorite creepy thing to say.

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 5 лет назад +12

      I will use that one

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 лет назад +17

      I love using the term "knew each other biblically" but I'll be adding this one to my "shit normal people don't say" vocabulary

    • @yesindeed3302
      @yesindeed3302 2 года назад +3

      @@kaydwessie296 mind sharing some of you vocabulary with me? I need new ways to scare people on co-op

  • @caseygibson7981
    @caseygibson7981 5 лет назад +15043

    That knock knock joke guy gave me a stroke

    • @generalripper7528
      @generalripper7528 5 лет назад +1081

      Yeah that was hard to watch/read.. but hey apparently his IQ is close to genius level.

    • @ncllss
      @ncllss 5 лет назад +450

      I'm having a seizure bc of that dude

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 лет назад +55

      Same😆😆😆😆

    • @XDarkEcho
      @XDarkEcho 5 лет назад +580

      I can't help but feel like he already knew what the punchline, but decided to draw it out. I'm more concerned on why the girl even kept trying so hard.

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 5 лет назад +224

      not to mention he was tryna flirt with her in the process.

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +94

    "My family own you! We'll dock your wages (fake text)! You're a frigid mare!"
    OP just sitting there, gathering all the evidence she needs for a company ruining lawsuit...

  • @chriswolf3686
    @chriswolf3686 5 лет назад +5525

    "I'm Korean"
    "North or South?"
    *_Bruh sound effect #2_*

    • @devieditz112
      @devieditz112 5 лет назад +70

      ruclips.net/video/BHmwvIa7Gy0/видео.html

    • @devieditz112
      @devieditz112 5 лет назад +11

      @Guardian Bailey no prob 👌

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 5 лет назад +25

      H-28 I feel extremely stupid but why are people making fun of the question?

    • @bimbokitti
      @bimbokitti 5 лет назад +47

      Batman i think u should just look up north korea tbh

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 5 лет назад +27

      BAMBILUVS I know about that but how is it relevant to the question? North Koreans still exist in other countries. Refugees for example.

  • @sweeyangchen3710
    @sweeyangchen3710 4 года назад +445

    Jesus fricking christ. Girls dont want to be treated like this, and on r/nicegirls boys derserve better.
    MoRaL oF ThE sToRy:
    BW A DECENT HUMAN BEING

    • @silaswyda3339
      @silaswyda3339 4 года назад +41

      anyone who calls themself a nice *insert gender* is automatically assumed to be an entitled dick

    • @lilithfromtboi
      @lilithfromtboi 3 года назад +6

      69 likes nice

    • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
      @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 3 года назад +4

      Those two subreddits are the resons why id rather turn into a weed plant and not have to deal with that bullshit

    • @SimF1e
      @SimF1e 3 года назад +5

      the same princible about calling yourself smart. If you say "im nice" you arent, if you say "im smart" you arent
      that being said im smart and im nice

    • @awesome_by_default
      @awesome_by_default 3 года назад +3

      @@SimF1e ooooh self burn, those are rare XD.
      In all seriousness though, I totally agree. "Often the loudest person in the room is the most insecure." It goes for more than just "being nice" or intelligence. If you have to tell everyone that you are "insert trait here" then you probably aren't. Of course, context matters. They are SOME specific times where it is appropriate to boast about traits, but I can't stress this enough, THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! When it comes to meeting people and forming connections, don't be like that. Let actions speak for themselves.

  • @awkwardukulele6077
    @awkwardukulele6077 5 лет назад +1209

    “Please, just a *crumb of COOCHIE!!!* ”
    Fuckn *saved*

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 5 лет назад +15

      I read your comment as "Please, just a *crumb of COOKIE!!!* " haha

    • @rog4566
      @rog4566 5 лет назад +1

      Good morn’ krusty cooch

  • @mohamedkiyumi3429
    @mohamedkiyumi3429 4 года назад +184

    No one:
    “Kane”: WhY ArE YoU BeInG So DeFeNsIve

    • @gilsai4990
      @gilsai4990 4 года назад +3

      "Ur soo inteLiGeNt"
      yea, but Ur not. bye xD
      (what the hell was this guy)

    • @Sneed107
      @Sneed107 3 года назад +2

      Girl: hi
      Kane: *WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE??*

  • @mareksaunders4210
    @mareksaunders4210 5 лет назад +2302

    "My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"

    • @eveb6559
      @eveb6559 5 лет назад +147

      This is way funnier with your profile pic

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад +27

      Your profile pic is so cool

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 лет назад +50

      more like 3 points less than average.

    • @colossaldumbass6884
      @colossaldumbass6884 5 лет назад +6

      Rut Roh Raggy, Shaggy.

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 5 лет назад +4

      Marek Saunders and yet he doesn’t know what knock knock joke is 😂

  • @nataliatheweirdo
    @nataliatheweirdo 4 года назад +2611

    “Knock knock”
    “Whos there”
    “You can’t”
    “You can’t what babe?”
    “No it isnt-“
    *i kNow hOw a GodDaMn jOke wOrKs*

    • @calibcrockett
      @calibcrockett 4 года назад +187

      So cringe with the "babe" and "sweetheart" shit after every text OOF

    • @flinggonza5688
      @flinggonza5688 4 года назад +77

      Calling someone babe or sweetheart whose not your SO is basically level 1 cat calling

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 4 года назад +31

      @Remas Almusabeh Girls don't like being called any names except their real name if they're not close with the guy....

    • @jasmink3841
      @jasmink3841 4 года назад +7

      @Remas Almusabeh yeah I usually call people sweetheart or hun but it doesn't really mean anything

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 4 года назад +9

      To be fair, if I knew someone was gonna try to pull that on me, I’d start fucking with them and giving the same “you can’t what?” responses

  • @psychedelicsunrise6397
    @psychedelicsunrise6397 5 лет назад +928

    "You are a precious Korean jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" 😂🤣😭
    *I'M DEAD*

  • @laurynolacsi5293
    @laurynolacsi5293 4 года назад +86

    These guys are the reason why my parents are so strict that i can’t even have my own phone. They messed up my entire teenage years and someone who touched me had the same DNA as i did. My parents didn’t believe me when i told them who did that to me. Ive been keeping this in for 5 years so i had to talk and idc if no one listens but finally felt some relief getting this off my chest

    • @Trickster-is1pe
      @Trickster-is1pe 3 года назад +2

      What?

    • @AvengedPanzer
      @AvengedPanzer 3 года назад +6

      Sorry to hear that. You should look up some self defense and combat learning videos, so no one can do this to you ever again.

    • @rjflores3800
      @rjflores3800 3 года назад

      @@AvengedPanzer the fuck? Telling someone to look up self defense is so harming and detrimental, your literally contributing to someone potentially harming her again all because you wanted to sound smart. My guess is you’ve never trained in any art otherwise you would know how bullshit and predatory most “self defense” instructors are. People like you drive me up a wall, I’ve dedicated my life to Muay Thai and bjj and you come along with some bullshit where watching a video with zero training is going to somehow protect you from a predator. If your taking “self defense” you need to quit and devote your time to actually going to gym and learn something real. Kids these fuckin days.

    • @KeebyFan
      @KeebyFan 2 года назад +4

      I went through the exact same situation and i know how fucking terrifying it is and still is to think and remember what happened, you never go back to be the same after such a thing, you're really brave for speaking about it, i hope you're doing really well in life

    • @laurynolacsi5293
      @laurynolacsi5293 2 года назад

      @@KeebyFan thank you I am❤️

  • @kevintrang3007
    @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад +749

    *8:40* "Kim Jong Il" That guy CAN'T be serious!

    • @heselofhephidiyiai5985
      @heselofhephidiyiai5985 5 лет назад +1

      A jewel to be protected
      He talks like Kim Jong urn as if he is a Jewel heist perp

  • @cheezebun0325
    @cheezebun0325 4 года назад +483

    _i swear to god if that guy says “defensive” one more time-_

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 3 года назад +10

      Drinking game everytime he says it

    • @burnttoast3925
      @burnttoast3925 3 года назад +17

      @@chibiprussia5574 nah, you don't want to die from alcohol poisoning.

    • @raptorzpackgaming8860
      @raptorzpackgaming8860 3 года назад +5

      @@chibiprussia5574 I would have died by the 5 shot

    • @l4r1n3
      @l4r1n3 3 года назад +2

      SHIELD
      WALLS
      DEFENSIVE
      ...am I a video game character?

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 года назад +2

      GiRls ArE sOo dEfEnsIVe anD neVEr gO To tHe nIce gUys liKe uS😒😔

  • @sweetbubbles1929
    @sweetbubbles1929 5 лет назад +327

    "I'm not like other guys."
    You got that right buddy, all the fellas I know are good people.

  • @evieanne407
    @evieanne407 4 года назад +351

    "How many nice guys have you encountered"
    My count is currently 14. Half of them asked for adult fun time and I'm not even 18 👌🏻

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 4 года назад +44

      ruuuuuuuuuunnnnn

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 4 года назад +69

      *Wait, that’s illegal!*

    • @evieanne407
      @evieanne407 4 года назад +57

      @@thehamburgergamer7871 That doesn't usually stop them

    • @laurynolacsi5293
      @laurynolacsi5293 4 года назад +18

      Same the most guys on my dms were 20+ and i had 20 guys🤮

    • @evieanne407
      @evieanne407 4 года назад +53

      @Meng Hao age of consent where I live is 18. I know full well thank you. And reguardless of age, the legal age of consent doesnt excuse unsolicited d!ck pics and literal demands to meet up and have adult relations

  • @shadybeashooketh1911
    @shadybeashooketh1911 5 лет назад +1769

    So *that's* why Billie wears the baggy clothes

  • @noway4792
    @noway4792 5 лет назад +3061

    Reasons why girls go for Chad's:
    1. Chad's not a desperate loser
    2. Chad can accept 'no' as a reasonable answer
    3. Chad has a life other than chasing girls and harrassing them
    4. Chad has friends and doesn't get clingy
    Be like Chad. Don't be butthurt over rejection.
    PS: All of you can argue in the comments just because this comment got under your skin but bottom line is girls go for guys who aren't like you, or people who get bothered over irrelevant little things because it's unattractive in general.
    And I'm not going to spend any more of my time trying to argue with trolls who want to pretend that saying that certain opinions are wrong is going to suddenly change people's mind about it. You can comment and argue all you want. I'm not changing my mind about this, and I'm not taking down this comment because you think I'm an " idiot" for not agreeing with you.
    Thank you for proving my point.

    • @moonjellygirl
      @moonjellygirl 5 лет назад +112

      Speach ☝️ that's true

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 5 лет назад +93

      @@thesoupiestsoupster9019 you go for both

    • @Mizzurani
      @Mizzurani 5 лет назад +34

      Arent Chads well known for dont accept a no? Because they just take want they want.
      This things is what normal People do.

    • @noway4792
      @noway4792 5 лет назад +94

      @@Mizzurani then you need to get out more and meet new people.

    • @Mizzurani
      @Mizzurani 5 лет назад +16

      @@noway4792 Why? I mean im quite active. What in my comment is wrong?

  • @GimpingFish
    @GimpingFish 4 года назад +1854

    “Oh Korea? North or South”
    **Kim Jong-Un wants to know your location**

  • @Zavefwar
    @Zavefwar 4 года назад +381

    I stand amazed people like this exist.

    • @Safi494
      @Safi494 4 года назад +19

      This is pretty much 10% the Internet, and it sucks.

    • @xen5558
      @xen5558 4 года назад +7

      @@Safi494 indeed, it also sucks to be one of these people, or at least be used to be like them in the past, and I did lol I hate myself eh.
      It's just creepy.

    • @tomguy8151
      @tomguy8151 4 года назад +3

      OH PLEASE HAHAHA thats not even the worst of it

    • @stellarknight04
      @stellarknight04 3 года назад +2

      @@xen5558 uhh damn... same

    • @codeinexrist
      @codeinexrist 3 года назад +2

      i think you mean "disgusted"

  • @josephinekalbfleisch5100
    @josephinekalbfleisch5100 5 лет назад +668

    i literally choked when he said he would protect her from Kim Jong Un ll

  • @Sandstimes
    @Sandstimes 5 лет назад +346

    "U do hookups"
    2 messages later
    "I'm in love with you"

  • @Detrifus
    @Detrifus 5 лет назад +563

    11:58 "I picture him as a villain who, once he gets rejected, his true powers come out."
    Me: "Waluigi??"

  • @lulikam
    @lulikam 4 года назад +168

    5:24 wait a second- did the dude just type “sighs to myself”

    • @dogerish
      @dogerish 3 года назад +14

      lmao i didn’t notice that
      brilliant.

    • @deja-vu6279
      @deja-vu6279 3 года назад

      lel

    • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
      @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 3 года назад +2

      "Off to hang myself"

    • @Sneed107
      @Sneed107 3 года назад +2

      @@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX "WATCH AND LEA-" *critical hit*

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Год назад

      That's the corniest shit I've ever seen 😂

  • @jackbarnes7626
    @jackbarnes7626 4 года назад +461

    “Oh korea,
    North or south?”
    “what the hell do you think” 😂😂😂

    • @Goodwind88
      @Goodwind88 3 года назад +9

      I'm Korean and I get this question a lot...

    • @jackbarnes7626
      @jackbarnes7626 3 года назад +5

      @@Goodwind88 blows my mind how stupid people can be

    • @klarabarunovic9841
      @klarabarunovic9841 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it...

    • @Goodwind88
      @Goodwind88 3 года назад +4

      @SlimyKlerburt East

    • @Goodwind88
      @Goodwind88 3 года назад

      @@klarabarunovic9841 thats an oof

  • @sturmtruppen3493
    @sturmtruppen3493 5 лет назад +586

    Drinking game: take a shot every time he says defensive

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +2649

    That guy from the long post was more of a creeper than those green guys from minecraft

    • @Gumbphre
      @Gumbphre 5 лет назад +60

      I cringed me tf out because thats my name

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 лет назад

      😆👍

    • @kywhy734
      @kywhy734 5 лет назад +78

      Dude literally had a whole relationship in his own head.

    • @yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926
      @yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926 5 лет назад +9

      Green Guys? Get out of here you Roblox peasant!

    • @kyuura4324
      @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +4

      Your Favorite Claymation Penguin
      R/woooosh?

  • @Jeminali4167
    @Jeminali4167 3 года назад +35

    My ex best friend was like this. He wouldn't give up or admit when he was wrong, which was the most frustrating thing. I told him directly multiple times to f*ck off, but he just won't. It's been like this for 5 months now. How can someone's mind be tainted to the point of thinking you're nice even after you have been told that you're not? Saying you're nice doesn't make you nice.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 2 года назад

      Actually, I've decided to take up the logic of a nice guy and decide that I am a hummingbird of some kind.

  • @DreemyDreemz
    @DreemyDreemz 5 лет назад +578

    "Being nice isn't a personality trait"
    The Sims: Are you sure about that?
    (The trait is actually "good" or something, but it works...well enough)

    • @Terryterryterryterryterry
      @Terryterryterryterryterry 5 лет назад +32

      They aren't even that nice, though! They say a lot of insults and think they know everything and are so entitled.

    • @sansundertale7406
      @sansundertale7406 5 лет назад +24

      @@Terryterryterryterryterry I know, right? I'm super chill with actual nice guys, but being "nice" in order to pull a chick into a relationship or get some quick pussy isn't actually being nice. It's being manipulative.

    • @hddonutmanas8443
      @hddonutmanas8443 5 лет назад +1

      no

    • @allihavearepasta-basedthou2890
      @allihavearepasta-basedthou2890 5 лет назад +6

      @@Terryterryterryterryterry Couldn't tell if you were talking about the 'nice guys' or the Sims. It works for both.

    • @moondrop784
      @moondrop784 4 года назад +1

      Totallyahooman it was nice in the sims 3 I think

  • @Pinnjaaa
    @Pinnjaaa 5 лет назад +294

    "Nice guy" is a warning now days.

    • @Kyavata
      @Kyavata 4 года назад +12

      It always was.

    • @tendericed2749
      @tendericed2749 4 года назад +4

      If the Noun is accompanied by a „nice“ I always take 2 steps back

  • @sallywinston5305
    @sallywinston5305 5 лет назад +279

    Girl: *exists*
    Nice guy: MARRY ME!!! I LOVE YOUR BOOBS!!!!
    Guy: *exists*
    Nice guy: *blends in with normal people*
    Guy: *has a girlfriend*
    Nice guy: DAMN YOU CHAD!!!!!

    • @mowthekitt
      @mowthekitt 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @sallywinston5305
      @sallywinston5305 5 лет назад

      @@kaid7281
      Nice girl: *texts during a godforsaken hour in which most people would be asleep*
      Guy: *doesn't text cause he's sleeping*
      Nice girl: YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!

  • @igotstayzen4381
    @igotstayzen4381 3 года назад +15

    I REALLY CANT BELIEVE "NICE GUYS" CALL THEMSELVES NICE IN THE SAME MESSAGES WHEN THEY'RE INSULTING THE PERSON THEY'RE TALKING TO 😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😭😂

    • @awesome_by_default
      @awesome_by_default 3 года назад

      *steals food from the homeless guys living on the side of the road* "I'm such a good citizen."

  • @boringbrianne7606
    @boringbrianne7606 5 лет назад +311

    "You are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il"
    bro
    i just-
    im cackling like a deranged witch

    • @martinwathen3807
      @martinwathen3807 4 года назад +16

      I really don't know how she didn't fall for him right there. The most romantic thing I've ever heard.

    • @counttheclock3318
      @counttheclock3318 4 года назад +2

      martin wathen standards...dear child it’s called standards

    • @deletodraw1944
      @deletodraw1944 Год назад

      @@counttheclock3318 Also known as jokes.

  • @PichDextro
    @PichDextro 5 лет назад +1734

    mY iQ iS 3 pOiNtS fRoM gEnIuS
    *doesn't even know how to follow basic instructions*

    • @mimigottfried8604
      @mimigottfried8604 5 лет назад +120

      @satan That's exactly what a dumbass would say hahah.

    • @jeremias5784
      @jeremias5784 5 лет назад +65

      @satan IS NOT A PHASE MOM, IN THE NEXT ALBERT ANSTAIN

    • @Hanna-po6mt
      @Hanna-po6mt 5 лет назад +9

      i feel like he already knew and just trolling the girl xD

    • @m.a.g.4881
      @m.a.g.4881 5 лет назад +10

      @Deserve Not Desire be was joking man

    • @raildevblx6061
      @raildevblx6061 5 лет назад +2

      What the absolute fuck is this replying section? "Smart" is just a labeling of our society. One's appearances, intelligence, and so on could do something better than you. If said "smart" involves some level of cleverness and being wise, I'm pretty sure rule following isn't a choice. Why? Because you wouldn't be smart if you'd disobey them. But I didn't tell you all this, and also it's common sense.... Which isn't common here... But what can you do... Move on...

  • @zackwoods5077
    @zackwoods5077 4 года назад +181

    8:25
    That is wrong on so many levels.
    1. He barely knew her most likely, so how was she a "jewel worth protecting?"
    2. She is South Korean almost certainly.
    3. She was in a relationship, so she wasn't worth pursuing.
    4. She not only rejected him, but was clearly uncomfortable as well.
    5. The comment is insanely creepy and racist.
    6. Kim Jong Il was dead for years when he said that.
    7. It's laughable to think a "nice guy" is capable of protecting someone from a powerful and infamously cruel regime.
    8. The "I'm not being creepy" text right after was hilariously stupid.

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 4 года назад +6

      Sadly, that is all correct and you can add about ten more..

    • @zackwoods5077
      @zackwoods5077 4 года назад +1

      @@PutYoRhymeOn That was just all I had without analyzing the situation. I'm sure there is a lot more than what I listed.

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 4 года назад

      @@zackwoods5077 Not correcting you, just emphasizing how wrong the dude was

    • @Tenshi_Eirian
      @Tenshi_Eirian 3 года назад

      He sounds like a stalker and a abuser

    • @sullybriggs5803
      @sullybriggs5803 3 года назад

      Yeah Asian fetishization is horrible and needs to be definitely shown and gotten ride of

  • @chalabread
    @chalabread 3 года назад +9

    Normal person: You’ve changed your number 4 times and I’ve kept blocking you
    Stalker: I’m a pretty nice guy

  • @privcraft_
    @privcraft_ 5 лет назад +340

    8:05 "hot girl from school like no homo, but DAYUM"
    Plot twist:
    *OP ended up with the hot girl*

  • @Briellevansant
    @Briellevansant 5 лет назад +798

    The guy who thinks he can harass that girl because he’s higher up in the company makes me want to die.
    SUE HIM

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 5 лет назад +39

      Gabrielle VanSant that seemed like total bull shit on his part

    • @ok-op8lg
      @ok-op8lg 5 лет назад +2

      uh sueing people aint cheap

    • @IllHandleThis
      @IllHandleThis 4 года назад +40

      pėnjis True, but she has a legitimate case and could actually make bank. It would be worth it.

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 4 года назад +8

      Classism at its finest.

    • @DrTimeSCPPsych
      @DrTimeSCPPsych 4 года назад +23

      She could literally go to labor board and I only Sue him for sexual harassment the workplace but could Sue the company for covering for him

  • @xpossed
    @xpossed 4 года назад +569

    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "r/ihada"
    "r/ihada who?"
    "r/ihadastroke"

  • @UniversalDirp
    @UniversalDirp 3 года назад +6

    6:37 “whatbthe hell did you think” was the funniest thing ever

  • @beastjr7423
    @beastjr7423 4 года назад +297

    Guy: *basically harasses OP and spams her the whole time*
    OP: *rejects him the entire time*
    Guy: why are you playing with my emotions

  • @Kommiekiller
    @Kommiekiller 4 года назад +483

    “You’re a jewel to be protected from Kim Jong ill”
    I spit my coffee all over my phone dammit 😂

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +28

      I started screeching, my little sister yelled at me

    • @marissacalle8492
      @marissacalle8492 4 года назад +2

      😅😂😂

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +5

      Marissa Calle
      MY LITTLE SISTER HAS YOUR NAME
      MARISSA
      OK THIS IS SOME WEIRD VOODOO CRAP WHAT THE FRICK-

    • @marissacalle8492
      @marissacalle8492 4 года назад +4

      @@internalscreaming7566
      Haha. Umm this is also weird but it's not my actual name. My friend is writing a book and Marissa is the main character and I REALLY like her book so I used it 😂😂
      Hope this puts you at ease lol

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +4

      Marissa Calle
      Still XD I find it funny that I mentioned my sister and then her name just appears
      I’m dying oh my gosh XD

  • @flames8208
    @flames8208 5 лет назад +186

    "Nice" guy: **Does a personality quiz**
    "Nice" guy: **Answer says he is nice**
    "Nice" guy: AYY I'M A NICE GUY DATE ME PLS

  • @fridolinmaier8806
    @fridolinmaier8806 3 года назад +12

    Those guys always seem to assume the worst. This unhealthy attitude becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    • @awesome_by_default
      @awesome_by_default 3 года назад +1

      It's a slippery slope that leads to them becoming incels.

  • @T1C
    @T1C 5 лет назад +488

    Slazo: is busy
    Comment section: WhErE'S sLaZo, wHo ThE hEcC iS dAmIeN

    • @fazzfaiez4496
      @fazzfaiez4496 5 лет назад +18

      who is this 'slazo' and 'damien'..i only hears emkay

    • @tuesdaytue
      @tuesdaytue 5 лет назад +4

      Idc about the names lol just watch the video

    • @T1C
      @T1C 5 лет назад

      @@tuesdaytue hehe yes

    • @k1a9l9i2
      @k1a9l9i2 5 лет назад

      But really, where did he go?

    • @5urgical
      @5urgical 5 лет назад +5

      who is that slazo guy I only know emkay

  • @AlicesOdyssey
    @AlicesOdyssey 4 года назад +931

    Yikes that long post gave me serious creeper vibes. Like he's gonna wear her skin as a suit

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +42

      Yeah, he's ether going to get a restraining order or won't be allowed to be anywhere near a school area with kids.

    • @alyseb5730
      @alyseb5730 4 года назад +29

      The beautiful, so smooth Asian skin...? Yeah... yeah...

    • @KillaCheeto56
      @KillaCheeto56 4 года назад +27

      So many red flags that you could sew them together to make crimson tapestry.

    • @NeroPawz
      @NeroPawz 3 года назад +4

      _it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again_

    • @mercuryspoon8483
      @mercuryspoon8483 3 года назад +3

      @@theblackbaron4119 why not both doing a good thing for the world

  • @greatdanelegend7001
    @greatdanelegend7001 5 лет назад +114

    "Oh, Korea, North or South?"
    - "What the HELL do you think?"
    Amazing xD

  • @dallaspayday2480
    @dallaspayday2480 4 года назад +10

    "Ooo Its a Big Boi Post"
    I just love the joy in his voice when he says that

  • @edwxrdfox
    @edwxrdfox 5 лет назад +480

    This man really asked North or South I-

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 5 лет назад +9

      North Koreans still exist in other countries... refugees for example

    • @edwxrdfox
      @edwxrdfox 5 лет назад +22

      @@vaiosony2 I know that, but someone from North Korea is a lot less common outside of the country than someone from South Korea.

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 5 лет назад +5

      Bingewatch still, it doesn’t make the question invalid. Even if it’s less likely, it’s still possible

    • @edwxrdfox
      @edwxrdfox 5 лет назад

      @@vaiosony2 Okay, the question's not invalid but it was funny in the given context.

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 лет назад +16

      @@vaiosony2 Thats still a wierd question, its like seeing a white person and asking if your ancestor had red hair. Its likely, but uncommon and wierd to ask.

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 лет назад +523

    Nice guys and Nice girls seem like perfect matches for each other! But in fact, they’re not a match for anyone

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 5 лет назад +27

      Your pfp is scaring me

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 лет назад +24

      Jako
      i think nice guys and nice girls live in parallel universes from one another, cuz i never seen a post where a nice guy and nice girl are talking to each other 😂

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 5 лет назад +4

      @@thelivingliver6715
      True that's Suspicious. _hmmmmmm_

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 лет назад +8

      Black Cat
      you dont mean.... NICE GUYS AND NICE GIRLS ARE THE SAME PEOPLE DISGUISED AS ONE ANOTHER?!

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 5 лет назад +4

      @@thelivingliver6715
      *:0*

  • @bleh553
    @bleh553 5 лет назад +640

    *1:00 am*
    Nice Guy: Hello beautiful.
    Girl: *sleeping*
    Nice Guy: YOU *BLEEP* I BET CHHHAAADD SUCKS ANYWAY!! GIRLS DON'T KNOW A NICE GUY WHEN THEY SEE ONE.
    Girl: *still sleeping*

    • @rev1714
      @rev1714 4 года назад +3

      *real shit?*

    • @jasonudosen4289
      @jasonudosen4289 4 года назад +1

      @@rev1714 *I* *go* *back* *to* *sleep*

    • @mdawg362
      @mdawg362 4 года назад +7

      Funniest part is when they wake up they might have been like "eh ill give this guy a chance. Maybe it was a misunderstanding" but then 9 times out of 10 the guy fucks it up

    • @tendericed2749
      @tendericed2749 4 года назад

      Funny thing is, that is literally the behaviour of MY FATHER if I happen to not write before morning

    • @makhnig3150
      @makhnig3150 4 года назад

      Get over those 3 frnd squad baeb

  • @somepotato9900
    @somepotato9900 4 года назад +7

    One massive perk to being ugly is that I don't ever have to deal with this

  • @strungcheese647
    @strungcheese647 5 лет назад +90

    Nice Guy: *Sends text*
    Girl: *Doesn't reply in 00000.6 seconds*
    Nice Guy: *angery noises*

    • @lqu
      @lqu 5 лет назад +1

      You know that's still a 6th of a second, right? It's still equivalent to 0.6.

  • @Vox-tale2322
    @Vox-tale2322 5 лет назад +2105

    These people must be from Egypt. They're really in *deNILE*
    . . .
    Okay, I'll see myself out

  • @raptorjesus6120
    @raptorjesus6120 5 лет назад +762

    Chivalry: Hast sent yon bobs and vagene?
    Womanry: Naye, 'tis the season of the red witch.
    Chivalry: T'was thy last opportun'ty, harlot!

    • @ShallowTeal
      @ShallowTeal 5 лет назад +57

      This was great to read

    • @catnium
      @catnium 5 лет назад +29

      Actual chivalry be like :
      Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions.
      Thou shalt defend the Church.
      Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
      Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.
      Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy.
      Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy.
      Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God.
      Thou shalt never lie, and shalt remain faithful to thy pledged word.
      Thou shalt be generous, and give largesse to everyone.
      Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil

    • @shoople
      @shoople 4 года назад +38

      "TIS THE SEASON OF THE RED WITCH"
      also "the blood moon rises once again"

    • @jackie9861
      @jackie9861 4 года назад +9

      This comment’s underrated

    • @armorpiercing3277
      @armorpiercing3277 4 года назад +7

      Could thou spare thy slightest crum of coochi for thy humble knight?

  • @yumerei_vt
    @yumerei_vt Год назад +3

    i dated a "nice guy". most abusive guy i've ever dated. he even cheated on me with over 5 people at the same time. i had no idea until two of them came to me (he used to use the excuse that i was ok with him dating other people. i was not and the two who came to me realized something wasn't right very quickly)

  • @yellownotsus7538
    @yellownotsus7538 4 года назад +228

    Me being Asian
    r/niceguy: *"are you Japanese girl? Cuz Japanese girl are cute as hell and waifu"*
    Me: *"do you want to meet my father? His name Kim Jung Oo"*

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 года назад +5

      Kim Jong Un

    • @CDdaBoss
      @CDdaBoss 4 года назад +29

      @@cheesybeans5304 Kim Jong Oof

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 года назад +13

      @@CDdaBoss kim Jong oofed

    • @CDdaBoss
      @CDdaBoss 4 года назад +18

      @@cheesybeans5304 now they're saying he failed his death... Kim Jong Spoofed?

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 года назад +12

      @@CDdaBoss Kim Jong poofed

  • @MoeTheSloth
    @MoeTheSloth 4 года назад +167

    SADLY I used to be an incel, I mean nice guy, yeah... glad I grew out of that.

    • @tomguy8151
      @tomguy8151 4 года назад +51

      By admitting it you have redeemed yourself

    • @silaswyda3339
      @silaswyda3339 4 года назад +41

      thank you for becoming a better man :)

    • @hello_world2767
      @hello_world2767 4 года назад +17

      good job my broski!

    • @matadeverdoemden
      @matadeverdoemden 3 года назад +29

      You're not alone, man. Last year, I was so alone and desperate for a woman to have some sort of relationship with me, so I made the horrid mistake of constantly using pity against them and pretty much guilt-tripping them into talking to me. It never worked out in the end after talking for a while, and I always blamed my "ugly self". It didn't help that I had a good-looking close friend who would have girls flirting with him almost daily, so I constantly compared myself to him and made it a competition. I'm more than glad that I'm out of that depressing state, and I'm in a happy relationship to this day.

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 года назад +14

      By confessing to the high gods of randoms on the internet you have been redemeed

  • @uwu8725
    @uwu8725 4 года назад +147

    The most surprising thing here was how quickly these guys say ‘I love you’. Maybe it’s just me, but I take years to say that simple statement, so I really doubt they could come close to meaning it.

    • @user-rv3wj7dw2k
      @user-rv3wj7dw2k 4 года назад +3

      Are you "OwO" 's mom?

    • @aronasmundurjonasson3175
      @aronasmundurjonasson3175 3 года назад +15

      I assume that guys are more straightforward than girls. I tend to notice, when a guy is interested in a girl, he'll go for it, whereas a girl doesn't necessarily go for it. I think it's even more noticeable in same-sex relationships. I remember it when my boyfriend and I asked each other out, it went pretty directly and straightforward. On the contrary, in lesbian relationships, I've heard (and please note the "heard", I don't know many lesbian people, so I'm not very well informed) that a girl doesn't go very straightforward when she wants to ask another girl out.
      Also, I'm convinced that it's not a biological thing. I'm convinced that it's the society which pushes the guys to make the first step, and the girls to "wait". If you look at Iceland for example, which is one of the most feminist countries out there, and where gender equality is very well established and respected, women often do the first step, as I've heard.
      So yeah, I think we should teach boys to be respectful, and not let them "teach" themselves by watching/reading some questionable things.

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 3 года назад

      @@aronasmundurjonasson3175 oh my god you are one of the only sane people in the RUclips reply section

    • @Valoelify
      @Valoelify 2 года назад

      @@aronasmundurjonasson3175 It IS biological though for men to do the chasing. Just look at nature, look at any animal race, the male will always do the chasing and the wooing of the female. And while humans are not animals, this type of behaviour is largely part of the ingrained human biology and instinct. I am a very feminine woman, and I only feel attracted to men that are masculine and not afraid to chase. My boyfriend chased me all over the place and we are planning to get married.
      Not everyone are the same way, of course not, but I am just pointing out that FOR MOST people, this dynamic is ingrained into our biology from nature itself.

  • @DominikPac-Boy
    @DominikPac-Boy 2 года назад +6

    9:26 You best Nintendo Switch up that attitude.

    • @quartzskull8772
      @quartzskull8772 2 года назад

      Don't nintendo sixty-force me to use this

    • @redium_yt
      @redium_yt Месяц назад

      Are Wii gonna have a problem?

  • @ivoryoverwood7431
    @ivoryoverwood7431 5 лет назад +114

    Nice guy: sucks being a nice dude in a generation of girls who don't appreciate it.
    Me: sucks being a girl in a generation of "nice guys"

    • @djrulez1917
      @djrulez1917 5 лет назад +3

      *rides up in four wheeler with camo shirt and baseball cap* hi my names tanner I’m one fourth Indian

    • @catnium
      @catnium 5 лет назад

      fuck that indian soj boi.. if you want a real ass hole try a European like me ...

    • @jamesharding9911
      @jamesharding9911 4 года назад

      me: sucks being ginger

    • @daddylonglegs3698
      @daddylonglegs3698 4 года назад +1

      Anthony Lane Wow.

  • @Jeff-ti8gj
    @Jeff-ti8gj 5 лет назад +176

    Legend says he's still saying who's there

    • @loe-h
      @loe-h 5 лет назад +2

      lol

  • @fanendey
    @fanendey 5 лет назад +1154

    Damien: *breathes*
    Me: that's why I subscribed to this channel

  • @nandinisawant3002
    @nandinisawant3002 3 года назад +6

    The Boyfriend was the actual nice guy in the chat, who actually treated a woman as a human.

  • @akisadiamond
    @akisadiamond 5 лет назад +52

    "You're korean? North or south?" "What the hell do you think?" - dang, now I want to be friends with that girl😂

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 лет назад +163

    _I'm Mr. Nice guy,_
    _I'm the meanest in the land._
    _I'm Mr. Nice guy,_
    _I should probably get banned._

    • @pencilgaming1233
      @pencilgaming1233 4 года назад +7

      Poetry at it's finest

    • @tendericed2749
      @tendericed2749 4 года назад +4

      Let’s make a ballad of this

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl 4 года назад +10

      I'm Mr. Nice Guy
      I judge women by their clothes' brand
      I'm Mr. Nice Guy
      All I have for a partner is a hand.

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl 4 года назад +9

      I'm Mr. Nice Guy
      My human decency is barren land.
      I'm Mr. Nice Guy
      GiRLs nEVer uNDErStaNd.

    • @sage-br4pq
      @sage-br4pq 4 года назад +3

      _Bring me those women,_
      _Come on and bring 'em to the king._

  • @kotalynn6889
    @kotalynn6889 5 лет назад +422

    I was watching the video, and I just randomly thought..
    "This should be on r/niceguys."
    And completely forgot what this video was.

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @dgyh3372
      @dgyh3372 5 лет назад +1

      Datcat6507 im a really nice guy.

    • @primerprime596
      @primerprime596 5 лет назад +8

      When the Reddit instincts kick in

    • @Fame_Rate
      @Fame_Rate 5 лет назад +2

      damn must be good weed you smoked that day xD

    • @kotalynn6889
      @kotalynn6889 5 лет назад +1

      @@dgyh3372 hdhfidjrhcufhbthfkdkdj heushaha fjfb

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 года назад +7

    8:00 that note in orange makes me laugh every time.

  • @trythisoutchiki
    @trythisoutchiki 5 лет назад +223

    Ok, this isn't Slazo's smooth as silk voice. But having this deep man voice say "this is a big boy post" makes me 100% for him staying.

    • @JonGearComics
      @JonGearComics 5 лет назад +4

      U kinda dont wanna hear that voice any more at the moment

    • @trythisoutchiki
      @trythisoutchiki 5 лет назад

      @@JonGearComics why?

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 5 лет назад +2

      @@trythisoutchiki look up "slazo" on google and see what comes up

    • @meme3796
      @meme3796 5 лет назад +4

      @@ratedpending Is it the sex abuse?

    • @TheMissTeddyDoll
      @TheMissTeddyDoll 5 лет назад

      yeeees

  • @MeAndMichaelOeuo
    @MeAndMichaelOeuo 5 лет назад +536

    I’m a nice guy/girl I swear! I just stalk you ‘cause I’m quirky! Hehe!

    • @Hahanohahano
      @Hahanohahano 5 лет назад +46

      @blue orchid hours Watch your language..."heck" disgusting language.....

    • @caesarsupremacy8842
      @caesarsupremacy8842 5 лет назад +2

      Hi fren ||-//

    • @GG.Sanchoo
      @GG.Sanchoo 5 лет назад +8

      You guys are weird

    • @MeAndMichaelOeuo
      @MeAndMichaelOeuo 5 лет назад +35

      blue orchid hours I seriously can’t tell wether you’re being self-aware, joking, or legitimately just throwing around names because I made a joke?

    • @Hahanohahano
      @Hahanohahano 5 лет назад +5

      @blue orchid hours I think we are in two different conversations....

  • @parkerscottmusic
    @parkerscottmusic 5 лет назад +224

    the "you are a precious jewel to be protected from kim jong il" part had me dyyying

  • @cherrybomb2706
    @cherrybomb2706 3 года назад +9

    As a Japanese girl we are not “good girls” 6:30

    • @cherrybomb2706
      @cherrybomb2706 3 года назад +5

      Every female to exist felt uncomfortable