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  • @samina151
    @samina151 4 года назад +1313

    "it tickles my soul"
    That's adorable
    But the comments be saying the truth man, very nice voice

    • @itzmilxymolly8145
      @itzmilxymolly8145 4 года назад +14

      Noice voice**

    • @samina151
      @samina151 4 года назад +5

      @@itzmilxymolly8145 omg yes

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +4

      this damien video fully regenerated my HP now i can fight the final boss

    • @aropoppy
      @aropoppy 4 года назад

      Saw this comment the second I heard him say that ._.

    • @Yourmother19292
      @Yourmother19292 3 года назад

      Gimme the uh... the thanos fade

  • @emptube
    @emptube 5 лет назад +5009

    "Your laugh increases my HP"
    adding that to my sayings thankyou

  • @mayannaise5708
    @mayannaise5708 5 лет назад +12054

    “I wish people would say Damien I love your voice”
    -Damien

    • @piantic3688
      @piantic3688 5 лет назад +449

      Also Damien: *ignores compliments about his voice*

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 5 лет назад +44

      Widow Kitten
      and their laugh

    • @thejsvenderby2589
      @thejsvenderby2589 5 лет назад +39

      Damien, I love your voice

    • @jasminec7262
      @jasminec7262 5 лет назад +6

      Omg i was gonna say that

    • @eqbert
      @eqbert 5 лет назад +5

      Bro, right when I read this, the video narrorated it.

  • @lotto5498
    @lotto5498 4 года назад +736

    "Your laugh increases my HP."
    That has to be the most wholesome thing I've ever heard.

    • @Sunnyfreddy3
      @Sunnyfreddy3 3 года назад +4

      What happened to Damien, he hasn’t been in any of his recent vids

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 3 года назад +3

      @@Sunnyfreddy3 check one of the ones from last week or this week one was named Damien is back

    • @Catsvodcave
      @Catsvodcave 3 года назад +4

      Post this on reddit and they can make it unwholesome if ya like

  • @sanctioned1176
    @sanctioned1176 4 года назад +6230

    Fell asleep with this on. FBI open up came on. Literally jumped across the room.

    • @skyereimers3952
      @skyereimers3952 4 года назад +75

      Same

    • @sirbashley8680
      @sirbashley8680 4 года назад +69

      Yeah same! :O
      Edit: I wasn't asleep tho

    • @honeytea7163
      @honeytea7163 4 года назад +75

      i thought it was real 😂😂

    • @sanctioned1176
      @sanctioned1176 4 года назад +101

      @@honeytea7163 lol same here. I literally was looking out the windows and everything for about a minute and a half until I finished waking up. Than I asked myself why would the FBI be here.

    • @mochiwochii88
      @mochiwochii88 4 года назад +46

      I almost shit bricks dude-

  • @JoseMartinez-xh7dn
    @JoseMartinez-xh7dn 4 года назад +3202

    *Hears FBI part*
    *Takes headphones off*
    *Hears door fall*

    • @niekminten3280
      @niekminten3280 4 года назад +31

      José Martinez oh naw

    • @forcyland
      @forcyland 4 года назад +43

      fight or flight response intensify

    • @branard5748
      @branard5748 4 года назад +25

      "JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS "

    • @haydencady756
      @haydencady756 4 года назад +3

      ForcefulYT you just want to say that don’t you?

    • @ethanbasil1880
      @ethanbasil1880 4 года назад +4

      F

  • @KJOB
    @KJOB 4 года назад +2015

    "I did the laundry"
    "Bathroom is clean"
    "Dishes are done"
    What

    • @Azerit
      @Azerit 4 года назад +136

      The dream of many women is having a man that actually does all of that at home

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 года назад +4

      @@Azerit mhm

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 4 года назад +16

      and i always done that at home, many girls got wet.

    • @KJOB
      @KJOB 4 года назад +14

      I do that but I don't have anyone to whisper to

    • @straightmuhrder9200
      @straightmuhrder9200 4 года назад +11

      I do all that and more. No women in sight lol.

  • @sweebow5288
    @sweebow5288 4 года назад +130

    “Im a girl, I swear”
    EMERGENCY MEETING

  • @peach4246
    @peach4246 5 лет назад +540

    Watching the comments slowly get creepier
    "Damien feel validated" turns into
    "UR VOICE MaKE mE HaRdQ!"

  • @steveadams7592
    @steveadams7592 4 года назад +1818

    The door pounding and "FBI, open up" sounded too real when listening to this wearing headphones...damn near crapped myself.

    • @joshjoah369
      @joshjoah369 4 года назад +42

      Same. Its 12:18 right now. Im about to go to sleep, my door is right where the sound is and i almost shat myself

    • @joshjoah369
      @joshjoah369 4 года назад +10

      It just did it again. My god

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 4 года назад +6

      Josh Joah dude it’s 12:18 for me too lol

    • @aarongaming4729
      @aarongaming4729 4 года назад +4

      Same lmao

    • @BadgerRaccoon
      @BadgerRaccoon 4 года назад +13

      hiding something?
      should I contact the authorities, steve?

  • @globsterjail8195
    @globsterjail8195 5 лет назад +1852

    "sexy nurse voice"
    *proceeds to do the deepest, most masculine voice possible*
    12:40

  • @SnailBoy1273
    @SnailBoy1273 4 года назад +161

    Anna: I'm used to computers
    Me: you've underestimated my power I spent 2 years on the computer at school non stop playing games

    • @Akropolix
      @Akropolix 3 года назад +15

      How the fuck are you still alive

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 2 года назад

      you learned well but have you played for 8 years

    • @graycatsaderow
      @graycatsaderow 2 года назад

      Bro i spent 16 years on gaming,shut up newbie

  • @peepytime
    @peepytime 5 лет назад +6145

    the huge computer science conversation was actually kind of cute

    • @blacklancer3255
      @blacklancer3255 5 лет назад +221

      Just give my your number Anna

    • @blacklancer3255
      @blacklancer3255 4 года назад +27

      Suga's grandpa dance Infired me so hard I liked it also

    • @fancybowtiecat3336
      @fancybowtiecat3336 4 года назад +87

      Yeah, It'd make a wonderful movie!

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 4 года назад +48

      I wish I knew an Anna

    • @Cheshiregrinn91
      @Cheshiregrinn91 4 года назад +286

      It kinda reminded me of the story of the two star trek fans who met at a star trek convention but she was like, Polish or something and he was, idk, French or something I don't remember but they both knew how to speak Klingon and they fell in love. They spoke only Klingon to each other during the time it took for both of them to learn the others language.

  • @puggles9141
    @puggles9141 5 лет назад +1619

    Unironically, your voice is absolute perfection. Your laugh? Beyond adorable.

  • @alissawilliams3435
    @alissawilliams3435 5 лет назад +2118

    THAT FBI BANGING LEGIT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL WTF

  • @cindersofhell9133
    @cindersofhell9133 3 года назад +179

    So we just not gonna talk about how this one person matched with his sister... alright

    • @NovaGuardian985
      @NovaGuardian985 3 года назад +40

      What's more concerning is he did it on accident. She matched with him on purpose.

    • @BuddinGHP
      @BuddinGHP 3 года назад +19

      Sweet home Alabama.

    • @UtamagUta
      @UtamagUta 3 года назад +12

      @@NovaGuardian985 how did you not get the joke, she did that to tease him for his entire life. Just a sibling i'd say 'f*ckery', but Alabama comment makes me reluctant.

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 2 года назад +1

      @@NovaGuardian985 GIGGITY

  • @itsgrayson6777
    @itsgrayson6777 5 лет назад +5386

    *Damien laughs*
    Viewers: *happiness noise*

  • @ces.0308
    @ces.0308 5 лет назад +1396

    For the first "FBI OPEN UP" I was
    1. Half asleep
    2. Sitting
    3. Wearing noise cancelling headphones
    1+2+3= Legit thinking the FBI was at my house for 10 secconds

  • @vltMondanzo
    @vltMondanzo 5 лет назад +7296

    ngl, the fbi audio scared the hell out of me.
    Wait.. I paused the video why is the sound still pla- gtg

    • @Samiju
      @Samiju 5 лет назад +17

      vlt. Mondanzo 😂😂😂😂

    • @ThirdGensAreOk
      @ThirdGensAreOk 5 лет назад +81

      I read this comment as it played and it scared me

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +22

      vlt. Mondanzo
      I think I hear that sound outside...

    • @theodorul4085
      @theodorul4085 5 лет назад +7

      oh so freakin good

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 5 лет назад +14

      Bulls- oh shit gtg

  • @ChickenNugget-rk2wb
    @ChickenNugget-rk2wb 4 года назад +225

    What a weird Convenience that when he said "Anna just send your Snapchat" he got a notification wait what if Anna is his FBI agent's name?

    • @xviolet-skysx3298
      @xviolet-skysx3298 3 года назад +18

      what if it is anna and she IS his FBI agent and that is why she spends so much time on the computer 😶

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад +7

      what if FBI means "FaceBook Incels" on tinder?

    • @LawlietsLeftEyelash
      @LawlietsLeftEyelash 3 года назад +2

      that information is classified

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 2 года назад

      So if this guy hooks up with his fbi agent and they decide to go on a date at an underground movie convention then have s- x in the restrooms there, wouldn't that mean he...
      F-- ked the police coming straight from the underground?

  • @92_orsomething
    @92_orsomething 5 лет назад +977

    Nobody:
    Guys on Tinder: Want to have
    *S E X U A L I N T E R C O U R S E S ?*

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 5 лет назад +17

      FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE

    • @gaiaallseeingeye
      @gaiaallseeingeye 5 лет назад +1

      *sucks meat sceptre*

    • @gwg1232
      @gwg1232 5 лет назад

      False black bears

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 5 лет назад +2

      @@gaiaallseeingeye r/cursedcomments

    • @MichaelR1275
      @MichaelR1275 4 года назад

      This should be at 666 not 999. If say to not like it anymore but no one actually cares.

  • @damionlee7658
    @damionlee7658 4 года назад +426

    10:27 I am laying on the sofa, holding my phone up above my head. Listening to this with headphones on, really tired, can't keep my eyes open. Was at that stage where you don't realise you've closed your eyes to start with, and slowly become aware that you can't see anything... Then
    BANG BANG BANG - "FBI OPEN UP"
    My heart rate went through the roof, nearly leaping out of my chest. I nearly dropped my phone on my face... And nearly bloody well shat myself! Was so far gone it took me far too many seconds to think "Hang on, we don't have the FBI in this country".
    Damn you Damien! Damn you to r/nosleep for that!

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 4 года назад +3

      Damion Lee but you named damien too

    • @damionlee7658
      @damionlee7658 4 года назад +7

      @@im.koyami It's close, but not quite the same spelling. When I was born my mother had only recently watched The Omen (great series of films), and didn't want to tempt fate 😂
      Close enough that I could have a laugh doing some Emkay videos (but I think my English accent would give me away as a cheap knock off of the real thing 😝)

    • @CqstleByers
      @CqstleByers 4 года назад +2

      English teachers: very good writing young man

    • @damionlee7658
      @damionlee7658 4 года назад +4

      @@CqstleByers Oh were I to be a young man again. To not creak and crack - like and old steam train running down the line - every time I stand. To be able to read, without having to turn on every light in the room. Alas, neither the passage of time, nor the coming of the tides care for my dreams. They simply add more wrinkles to my face, and wash away my memories.
      Come on teach... that has to worth at least a B- 😋

    • @CqstleByers
      @CqstleByers 4 года назад +2

      @@damionlee7658 Hagrid said A-

  • @DrunkenPilotVideos
    @DrunkenPilotVideos 5 лет назад +432

    "It came from a calendar"
    OMG, that comeback. I laughed so hard I started wheezing xD

  • @sheluvsgeno
    @sheluvsgeno 4 года назад +248

    10:27 that really made me jump off my chair and scared the shit out off me, jesus =D

    • @jeffbezoslover
      @jeffbezoslover 4 года назад +11

      Same, I was wearing headphones!

    • @RealAdelie
      @RealAdelie 3 года назад +3

      @BullDogz or if u an american

    • @lmao9571
      @lmao9571 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/bxdSdGPBPHg/видео.html

    • @sheluvsgeno
      @sheluvsgeno 3 года назад +1

      @@lmao9571 I fucking hate you

    • @legomanlookingatyou5258
      @legomanlookingatyou5258 3 года назад +1

      @@lmao9571 bro fuckin hate you

  • @finnythepooh
    @finnythepooh 4 года назад +1362

    Damien: *talks or laughs*
    Viewers: *happy sounds increase*

  • @laurieerickson5648
    @laurieerickson5648 5 лет назад +156

    Damien:*talks about how he feels good when people compliment his voice*
    Comments:*spams love and compliments*
    Damien: I am so proud of this community

    • @JustZal
      @JustZal 5 лет назад +2

      tbh im getting the feeling that his community and his subscribers will be WHOLESOME at all times

  • @TheManCaveLive
    @TheManCaveLive 4 года назад +5957

    i’m a girl, i swear
    G - Guy
    I - In
    R - Real
    L - Life

    • @altawaller1907
      @altawaller1907 4 года назад +148

      Webclick Click shit u found out

    • @basil8924
      @basil8924 4 года назад +19

      Lol

    • @raik1766
      @raik1766 4 года назад +219

      i'm a guy, i swear
      G - Girl
      U - Um
      Y - Yes

    • @vexotyl3356
      @vexotyl3356 4 года назад +18

      Kingofgerman letsplays | lmao 🤣

    • @demonias2439
      @demonias2439 4 года назад +13

      Oh no-
      *MY COVER*

  • @catticus6637
    @catticus6637 4 года назад +34

    that person and anna are literally perfect for each other lmao

    • @sahifatazkhan9980
      @sahifatazkhan9980 3 года назад

      Yes but that belongs in r/notlikeothergirls

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot 2 года назад

      @@sahifatazkhan9980 except shes actually not like the other girls

  • @Minitomate
    @Minitomate 4 года назад +794

    The code talk was just brilliant and funny at the same time.

    • @byua1835
      @byua1835 4 года назад +4

      yeah 😂😂

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 года назад +3

      Weird language, though.

    • @wingy200
      @wingy200 4 года назад +41

      I low-key hope they get married.

    • @finn9976
      @finn9976 4 года назад +14

      It's wholesome

    • @swapnil3990
      @swapnil3990 4 года назад +17

      The girl was actually so irritating… I'm always in pc but I'm not one but dull at interactions. Being practical isn't the same as being boring.

  • @vickypeb9008
    @vickypeb9008 5 лет назад +560

    "Your laugh increases my HP"
    "Your voice increases my mana"
    "And last but not the least"
    "Your singing increases my stroke"
    Yoea wiaalacome

    • @onyxcrimson
      @onyxcrimson 5 лет назад +4

      can I use this for some karma on r/ihadastroke tho

    • @vickypeb9008
      @vickypeb9008 5 лет назад +1

      @@onyxcrimson sure...
      I guess?

    • @onyxcrimson
      @onyxcrimson 5 лет назад +1

      @@vickypeb9008 thanks dude

    • @vickypeb9008
      @vickypeb9008 5 лет назад +1

      @@onyxcrimson your welcome....?

    • @neb1745
      @neb1745 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh moment

  • @malthesrensen7360
    @malthesrensen7360 5 лет назад +2010

    Damien i love your voice, it tickels my soul and raises my HP level

    • @_aleda_
      @_aleda_ 5 лет назад +31

      Damien, i love your voice, it tickles my soul, raises my HP level and Strength level

    • @Human-tk7sh
      @Human-tk7sh 5 лет назад +12

      Damien I love your voice, it tickles my soul, raises my HP level, raises my strength level, raises my emotional strength level and raises my joy

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcombine
      @friendlyneighborhoodcombine 5 лет назад +8

      EagleGamez I love Damien’s voice because it raises all my stats by 💯

    • @dominicatkinson7693
      @dominicatkinson7693 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes

    • @Cleepington.
      @Cleepington. 5 лет назад

      doesn't it also lower your max hp and agility skill though?

  • @mr.mister4781
    @mr.mister4781 4 года назад +335

    12:40
    “Sexy nurse voice” = manly voice some how?.?.?

  • @Ghst-xf6ux
    @Ghst-xf6ux 4 года назад +383

    Damien: **laughs**
    Me: *Happiness +100 Smile +100*

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 года назад +1

      Hitoshi Shinso it’s just like in Monster Prom

    • @lilstevie1056
      @lilstevie1056 4 года назад +1

      In Love With A Were no what have you done. The unspeakable should not be brought to this realm.

    • @divinityquartz3428
      @divinityquartz3428 4 года назад

      i always think of the joker

  • @QziDiKay
    @QziDiKay 5 лет назад +183

    That sudden "FBI Open up" nearly made ne Drop my phone twice while in the bus. Awesome.

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist 5 лет назад +2

      I'm on a bus as well. A dragging 4 hour ride as well. Awesome indeed.

    • @polaroidandroidjeff6383
      @polaroidandroidjeff6383 5 лет назад +1

      I thought they were at my door 😱😱

  • @reillycarlandallysondan8454
    @reillycarlandallysondan8454 5 лет назад +168

    Damien: Talks
    Comments: RESTORATION 100

  • @dripsnake44
    @dripsnake44 4 года назад +38

    10:27 I watched this video when I woke up so I was still laying in bed being lazy. I didn’t realize the FBI open up came from the video, so I legit jumped out of bed, fell onto the floor, and busted my lip.
    Why, man, why must you do this to me?

  • @katie-ox1ps
    @katie-ox1ps 4 года назад +540

    when he was saying “errrr” he sounded like coach steve 😂

  • @chikofute1693
    @chikofute1693 5 лет назад +645

    Don't worry damien, your voice cures my anxiety

    • @patty4449
      @patty4449 5 лет назад +15

      I think we all love Damiens voice... it helps with my depressions after all, so I doubt that I'm the only one feeling better after hearing his voice...

    • @chikofute1693
      @chikofute1693 5 лет назад +6

      @@patty4449 tbh he's better than slazo

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 5 лет назад +1

      @@chikofute1693 Michael has a nice "Petty commentary" voice, while Damien has the perfect voice for reading stuff like this.

    • @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10
      @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 5 лет назад

      @@chikofute1693 have you heard the thing that happened to slazo

    • @chikofute1693
      @chikofute1693 5 лет назад

      @@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 the poor guy is in damien's basement

  • @terrancedavis2740
    @terrancedavis2740 4 года назад +536

    Jesus Christ i thought the FBI was at my house. My heart was about to jump out of my chest.

  • @missizz1595
    @missizz1595 3 года назад +23

    6:02 that laugh tho 😂 also that whole computing convo is a 💯/ 💯

  • @zaneeea
    @zaneeea 5 лет назад +756

    it aint matter how much i watch your videos, that laugh cracks me up everytime

    • @theholydoge7616
      @theholydoge7616 5 лет назад +2

      Kermit it's your bedtime go to bed XD

    • @evajuneau
      @evajuneau 5 лет назад +1

      KINGBOYZ remember kids: Acketchi likes pancakes and 2+2= *GO THE FUCK TO BED*

  • @thepositivityguy3136
    @thepositivityguy3136 5 лет назад +137

    Random person: blinks
    Emkay: *WhEeZe*

    • @Extreme11
      @Extreme11 5 лет назад +4

      You're confusing him with Jimmy Fallon

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 5 лет назад +1

      Is it bad that I visually saw the wheeze picture thing

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko 5 лет назад +632

    I am very heavily medicated right now and that FBI bit at 10:28 made my soul leave my body. 😶

  • @jazz26
    @jazz26 3 года назад +15

    "hey what's up"
    "LMAO just in london"
    why are they laughing what joke have i missed

  • @apollengize2423
    @apollengize2423 4 года назад +970

    Roses are red,
    And that one is true.
    Violets are VIOLET,
    Not Friggin, BLUE!

    • @Floralfurycuphead2
      @Floralfurycuphead2 4 года назад +69

      Roses are red,
      Violets are confusing...
      I bet you dont know
      What device im using.

    • @tristanpouw1786
      @tristanpouw1786 4 года назад +7

      I dont get it

    • @flydice
      @flydice 4 года назад +8

      Violets are blue though

    • @potatosnek
      @potatosnek 4 года назад +16

      @@tristanpouw1786 THIS SIGN CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ r/woooosh

    • @CameronQX
      @CameronQX 4 года назад +12

      Roses are red
      Lapis is blue
      Violet is violet
      I bet you agree too.

  • @creepinNinja413
    @creepinNinja413 5 лет назад +192

    Damien: Laughs
    I will protect it ✔
    I want to see it grow up healthy ✔
    I want to tell my friends and neighbors about it ✔

    • @tun-vx8lb
      @tun-vx8lb 5 лет назад +4

      Connor June I want to buff my D&D party with it

    • @creepinNinja413
      @creepinNinja413 5 лет назад +4

      @@tun-vx8lb Best bard, best charisma, best boy

    • @sinkingwrench
      @sinkingwrench 5 лет назад +1

      I want to introduce it to my parents ✔️

  • @Gamper1
    @Gamper1 5 лет назад +220

    I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THAT FBI OPEN UP OMG THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS GONNA BREAK THROUGH MY ROOF

  • @psychopomp3925
    @psychopomp3925 4 года назад +72

    It kinda seems like Damien is bored. Like he laughs about it but maybe he's just losing interest.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 года назад +2

      Chonky Boi This is an older video.

    • @psychopomp3925
      @psychopomp3925 4 года назад +2

      @@awesomestyles and when was the last time you saw Damien on the channel?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 года назад +2

      Chonky Boi February 28, 2020. The video was “r/comedyheaven | A COMMUNIST, ARE YOU???”.

    • @psychopomp3925
      @psychopomp3925 4 года назад +3

      @@awesomestyles yeah that was half a year ago. He clearly quit and that was a year ago so I guess that was when he started getting bored of it or unhappy with it.

    • @Joe_Mama661
      @Joe_Mama661 3 года назад

      * whispers* *personal channel*

  • @Brough3
    @Brough3 5 лет назад +1756

    10:27
    I was watching this in bed,
    Fell halfway asleep,
    And then,
    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @itsastump.6271
    @itsastump.6271 5 лет назад +272

    I think the whole point of this video was to scare the flip out of us with “FBI OPEN UP”

    • @kyhoney
      @kyhoney 5 лет назад +5

      The Kids Dorris I literally fell out of my chair help

    • @purplepartytigerd1598
      @purplepartytigerd1598 4 года назад +4

      I almost screeched out loud, my family would've been so confused X'D

    • @chris-mc9uu
      @chris-mc9uu 4 года назад +3

      when is it?

    • @m6yooz856
      @m6yooz856 4 года назад

      @@chris-mc9uu
      10:26

  • @Ana-zp5ik
    @Ana-zp5ik 5 лет назад +261

    Thanks everybody who commented about the Fbi part. I was thankfully prepar-
    *Fbi open up* (heart beats rapidly) what the cra-

  • @lclane5256
    @lclane5256 4 года назад +8

    9:35. Dude, your laugh tickles all of our souls. It's great. Cause that way we know we still have em. Wins all around.

  • @strayhyena6432
    @strayhyena6432 5 лет назад +465

    Damien I love your voice and laugh ♡
    Damien uploads: *suicide rate drops to 0*

    • @InfiniteDataYT
      @InfiniteDataYT 5 лет назад +9

      Good to know someone's still Karen about him.

    • @strayhyena6432
      @strayhyena6432 5 лет назад +5

      @@InfiniteDataYT its skaren me that people just dont karenough to leave a nice comment

    • @InfiniteDataYT
      @InfiniteDataYT 5 лет назад +3

      @@strayhyena6432 I know right! It's so scary that nobody is willing to karenough if suicide rates go up or down.
      (Couldn't think of anything new)

    • @strayhyena6432
      @strayhyena6432 5 лет назад +2

      @@InfiniteDataYT uwu still perfect

    • @InfiniteDataYT
      @InfiniteDataYT 5 лет назад +3

      @@strayhyena6432 atleast u are still karen and have respect for people
      XD

  • @Fig_Portrait
    @Fig_Portrait 5 лет назад +530

    So, I was watching this with headphones in. When the FBI bit came on... I thought the FBI was at my door.
    Long story short: my window is broken

    • @walter4789
      @walter4789 5 лет назад +34

      dude it scared the shit outta me. I was in a lecture worst time to jump in my seat.

    • @chocodaydreamzzz4558
      @chocodaydreamzzz4558 5 лет назад +3

      I CAN’T 😂

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 5 лет назад +1

      sounds like someone also shit their britches lol

    • @kimnamjoon2695
      @kimnamjoon2695 5 лет назад +1

      If you were innocent why did you run hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm🤔

    • @vipershock1089
      @vipershock1089 5 лет назад

      Will SAME

  • @Lasita1995
    @Lasita1995 4 года назад +429

    That last one...
    Damien: How does Amanda have the right answers...
    My Brain: A-MAN-DUH

  • @spencerfrost5612
    @spencerfrost5612 4 года назад +6

    Can I just say that the voices you do are wonderful! With my ADHD a lot of sounds, including a lot of people's voices, irritate me. It's just a weird thing that makes me feel overwhelmed. So I usually have problems finding youtubers I can listen to, because their can send me into sensory overload. Your voice, on the other hand, is amazing, and it doesn't bother me one bit!! In fact, listening to your voice is more calming for me than anything else! I love hearing the different ways you talk when acting as the people in the stories you read. It's wonderful! Thanks so much for doing what you do!

    • @Sam-yi9qe
      @Sam-yi9qe Год назад

      Another person who finds some voices difficult to listen to?? cool i thought that was just me

  • @androbee2772
    @androbee2772 5 лет назад +121

    It started raining when I started the video. And I live on a farm. So I can say with full confidence that, yes, Damiens beautiful voice literally watered my crops.

  • @connorcraft5455
    @connorcraft5455 5 лет назад +119

    The sound of your voice raises my health points

  • @Anniejust.
    @Anniejust. 5 лет назад +65

    “I like people saying “I love your voice”
    *it’s here for the wheeze because it makes her snort*

  • @ComeSandia
    @ComeSandia 3 года назад +26

    Whole comment section: *insert something about the FBI thing

  • @samminicksm
    @samminicksm 5 лет назад +617

    Your voice is like soft, gooey chocolate chip cookies.
    You have earned a subscriber.

  • @V1ka0
    @V1ka0 5 лет назад +101

    I was so focused on your voice...that i jumped when the FBI came

  • @_DefNotNoah_
    @_DefNotNoah_ 5 лет назад +518

    Damien I love your voice and your laugh increases my HP

    • @Konoooo
      @Konoooo 5 лет назад +6

      Noah M this song has restored my health

    • @anastasia9314
      @anastasia9314 5 лет назад +2

      No wonder today an ambulence almost crushed me but I have enough hp

    • @mothman9165
      @mothman9165 5 лет назад +1

      He mentioned you in the video right? If so then *good job*

    • @_DefNotNoah_
      @_DefNotNoah_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@mothman9165 Nah, I posted this 'cause I thought it was funny and he deserves to hear it all the time. 🙂

    • @_DefNotNoah_
      @_DefNotNoah_ 5 лет назад +1

      @blue orchid hours Yes, yes I am.

  • @squirell2363
    @squirell2363 4 года назад +15

    I got a tinder ad while watching this lmao

  • @manmystery8804
    @manmystery8804 4 года назад +138

    :-def=="a minor"(true)
    Then
    :-action>"Smash" (true) if def=="fbi"(false)

    • @saintnikolaas
      @saintnikolaas 4 года назад +6

      hamburger

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 4 года назад +4

      Unless this is Python? The fuck language you using? And why you using == in the wrong place? The second spot is right, but your value box isn't.

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 4 года назад +1

      @@MCshadr217 It looks a bit like some Batch too

    • @fairybxbyx
      @fairybxbyx 4 года назад +5

      @Agent Wolf bruhhh lmao what?? since when was saying bruh a non-white thing to say? i'm white asf and use it all the time lol

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 4 года назад

      no

  • @jamesgames5698
    @jamesgames5698 5 лет назад +353

    Damian I love your receding hairline, like a river in the mountains

  • @guicaldo7164
    @guicaldo7164 4 года назад +23

    I thought Anna was really shallow at first... But turns out she's great, and has a nice sense of humor too! She's just socially awkward 😂

    •  2 года назад

      I don't know, I find it hard to look past some of her code, like how the `impressed` function operates on overloading of the `==` operator.

  • @tealover4870
    @tealover4870 3 года назад +8

    The door pounding scared me so much I literally flinched

  • @skylerspark
    @skylerspark 5 лет назад +118

    Me: *casually laying on bed listening to the video, headphone volume maxed*
    10:27
    *has mini heart attack and quickly lowers the volume*

    • @mollybarlow7333
      @mollybarlow7333 4 года назад +2

      me too..................

    • @Ace_Of_Base
      @Ace_Of_Base 4 года назад

      ME THO

    • @rufio.5961
      @rufio.5961 4 года назад

      why would u listen to this at full volume on headphones like what nuances are u looking for

    • @daemondemon8695
      @daemondemon8695 4 года назад

      ngl same happend to me

    • @ninanxx9853
      @ninanxx9853 4 года назад

      TOO

  • @pinkiichi
    @pinkiichi 5 лет назад +43

    Hp: 100%
    Damien: *laughs*
    Hp: 200%

  • @sugondesenuts5249
    @sugondesenuts5249 5 лет назад +104

    Your laugh increases my HP

  • @krisdavis2108
    @krisdavis2108 4 года назад +2

    The sound of damien's laugh fills you with *DETERMINATION*

  • @weirdoweirdo572
    @weirdoweirdo572 5 лет назад +173

    If i matched with karen I would say LET ME SEE THE KIDS

  • @ZacharyTheJackal
    @ZacharyTheJackal 5 лет назад +750

    Love your videos Damian. I hope your RUclips channel goes great

    • @LamarINH
      @LamarINH 5 лет назад +1

      Chaos Couple I hate your channel Damien. As the wise words of ninja once said “go die in a fucking fire”

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 5 лет назад +17

      Lamar Is Not Here Sorry man your profile pic is an anime character so

    • @LamarINH
      @LamarINH 5 лет назад

      AEB fuck..... Just take a free reverse card

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 5 лет назад +2

      @damyan gang your welcome and I do too

    • @damianruelmusic
      @damianruelmusic 5 лет назад

      Yooo thankssss! Oh wait... you mean EmKay don’t you? :sob:

  • @philosophysnail6669
    @philosophysnail6669 4 года назад +76

    You have the kind of voice that makes people say, “I can Trust this man.” It’s quite soothing lol

  • @wafsyir4835
    @wafsyir4835 4 года назад +6

    THAT “FBI OPEN UP” SCARED ME

  • @colecaldwell5483
    @colecaldwell5483 4 года назад +87

    I was wearing ear buds so it sound like some one was banging on my window when it said FBI open up

  • @aliacallison453
    @aliacallison453 5 лет назад +41

    THAT FBI THING SCARED THE SHIZ OUT OF ME, OH MY LANTA.

    • @alexcosstick3488
      @alexcosstick3488 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr I was literally drifting off to sleep with my headphones on when it blasted in my ears now I can't stop shaking

    • @jaspersaintheart7258
      @jaspersaintheart7258 5 лет назад +1

      Same I think woke up everyone up in a 2 mile radius

  • @dumasss1239
    @dumasss1239 5 лет назад +246

    After you said "I got Anna's Snapchat" a ad came on and said "getting naked?"
    JUST WHY!?!?

    • @justinjang8161
      @justinjang8161 5 лет назад +3

      happy taco that’s so funny

    • @globsterjail8195
      @globsterjail8195 5 лет назад +11

      _it's all coming together_

    • @christiantheboiking8067
      @christiantheboiking8067 5 лет назад +7

      happy taco what have you been googling to be getting those ads?

    • @dumasss1239
      @dumasss1239 5 лет назад +5

      @@christiantheboiking8067 all I've been googling my hero academia characters and zodiac signs. WHAT F*CKING CONNECTION DO THOSE THINGS HAVE!?

    • @christiantheboiking8067
      @christiantheboiking8067 5 лет назад +3

      happy taco fair enough! You answer fast my guy

  • @whoisfeat.1655
    @whoisfeat.1655 4 года назад +10

    I everytime I hear the name Damian it reminds me of this funny stoner man from my mum's work, he was always telling jokes and he made me laugh but when I was 9 so abt 5yrs ago or so he passed from cancer so when I hear the name Damian it makes me giggle became it reminds me of him. So thank you Damian for existing.

  • @soratakadna3212
    @soratakadna3212 5 лет назад +67

    10:26
    Am i seriously the only one who lost their shit when he played the FBI OPEN UP Sound effect?!?!?!?

    • @holaholahee
      @holaholahee 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh i read the whole comment and I kept thinking about the FBI open up but still lost it tf lol

    • @maximewikenfors6305
      @maximewikenfors6305 5 лет назад +2

      shit gave me a heart attack!

    • @evann03
      @evann03 5 лет назад +1

      yeah, like, could you not. geez. i was holding a bowl of ice cream and about threw it

    • @holaholahee
      @holaholahee 5 лет назад +2

      @@evann03 oof

  • @russdoesmusic5088
    @russdoesmusic5088 5 лет назад +799

    Damien I love your voice and your laugh!😁
    Do you feel validated yet?

    • @a_galaxy_lover2365
      @a_galaxy_lover2365 5 лет назад

      stubby hands I liked it 😎

    • @minus6585
      @minus6585 5 лет назад +3

      @@a_galaxy_lover2365 damn dangerous individual

    • @giggity2722
      @giggity2722 5 лет назад

      Drum Adrenaline Animations hey you stole my comment idea deff not the other way around

    • @jameelagill5408
      @jameelagill5408 5 лет назад

      Damien...if you ever need a confidence boost, just remember that 355k people wanna smash...

    • @cyrus6087
      @cyrus6087 5 лет назад

      Weren't you in that etika stream with the pokemon direct?

  • @chrishuskey619
    @chrishuskey619 5 лет назад +127

    Damien I love your voice, your charisma stat must be maxed out

    • @Jacob87439
      @Jacob87439 5 лет назад

      Guys no one like his charisma is maxed which his 100

  • @Re0Search
    @Re0Search 4 года назад +21

    The “Fbi Open up” apparently gave me a heart attack and the knock i thought it was a gunshot.
    Edit: I was Wearing a Headphone

    • @LawlietsLeftEyelash
      @LawlietsLeftEyelash 3 года назад +2

      Lol you don't have to worry about us coming there for now but we're watching👀

  • @munkh-undragabilegsaikhan4637
    @munkh-undragabilegsaikhan4637 5 лет назад +337

    Damien, I love your voice. Your laughter clears my skin and grants me hope for humanity. You're precious and we love you.❤
    Lol. But seriously. It's true.😁

  • @calvin5086
    @calvin5086 5 лет назад +121

    I was about to level up before this video and I just went up like 4 levels. Thank you Damian

    • @owo554
      @owo554 5 лет назад +1

      Just Me lollllllll

  • @squishthecow1704
    @squishthecow1704 5 лет назад +222

    "knock knock"
    "Who's there"
    "Crying"
    "Crying who"
    "Im crying because this joke is so horrible"
    T^T

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 5 лет назад +2

      T^T Good joke tho.

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 5 лет назад

      It is, now go to the corner and think what you just did!

  • @ablmon8565
    @ablmon8565 4 года назад +17

    10:26
    I thought someone was literally banging on my door.

  • @impulzs8372
    @impulzs8372 5 лет назад +257

    Me: watching this at 1 in the morning
    The FBI open up at full volume: (¶_¶)

    • @madman2u
      @madman2u 5 лет назад +7

      Between 8PM to 8AM you should probably wear headphones to not disturb people around you, whether it be your family or neighbors. You also don't have to worry about hearing the FBI knocking on your door... since you will be wearing headphones and instead they'll tap your shoulder with guns aimed at your face.

    • @chromognome1911
      @chromognome1911 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ saAME. I felt the vibrations in my chest bruh. I got so scared

  • @sea_nymph
    @sea_nymph 5 лет назад +93

    9:18
    *Hearing him say that made me realize how fuqqing adorable him and his laugh is.* 😭💜💜💜

  • @Prettyboyskullkid
    @Prettyboyskullkid 5 лет назад +103

    *the sound of Damien's voice/laugh fills you with determination*

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 года назад +2

      Continue?
      Yes_ No_

    • @cosmos_602
      @cosmos_602 4 года назад

      I honestly love that- 😂💛👌

  • @luoallison1859
    @luoallison1859 3 года назад +2

    I love your voice so much, its so comforting to listen to, I just play your videos while playing my video games and it just makes me happy. Keep up your good work!

  • @thekarmanline3748
    @thekarmanline3748 5 лет назад +337

    11:53 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA WHY IS THE LIKE BUTTON BLUE*

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 5 лет назад +4

      Pilot Cougar because you’re not wrong and that story was fucking hilarious because that’s a one in 7 billion chance

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 5 лет назад +2

      Or however many people he swiped right on

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 5 лет назад +1

      Alabama 100

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo 5 лет назад +4

      You Ruined it with your OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @uberschnilthegreat22
      @uberschnilthegreat22 5 лет назад +5

      @@Somonyo GeE ThanKS FoR THe LiKEs

  • @zibbon50cal1
    @zibbon50cal1 5 лет назад +16

    That FBI OPEN UP MEME made me jump.
    And I'm taking money out of an ATM 😂😂😂

  • @duckytobes7356
    @duckytobes7356 5 лет назад +80

    The FBI is coming for that wonderful laugh, Damian.

  • @SushiItzMe
    @SushiItzMe 4 года назад +9

    Phew i thought the FBI really found me for a sec there. yo i got a longgg ad when writing this comment, and i can't press the skip button :'D

  • @Natesskates
    @Natesskates 4 года назад +125

    10:30 scared the shit out of me
    i got headphones on and i thought someone was breaking into my house

    • @susansoltau7710
      @susansoltau7710 4 года назад +1

      Same!!!!

    • @Natesskates
      @Natesskates 4 года назад +1

      @@susansoltau7710 i made that comment a month ago good to see this video is still scaring people

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 года назад

      Me too holy hell

    • @thefinch8021
      @thefinch8021 4 года назад

      same i shit myself

    • @2298839082508923859
      @2298839082508923859 4 года назад

      @@Natesskates So, almost half of a year passed, and it still scares... Weird, isn't it?

  • @tent3807
    @tent3807 5 лет назад +55

    That fbi open up gave me an asthma attack because thats not what you wanna hear at 10:30 pm

  • @DarkBlueTopHat
    @DarkBlueTopHat 5 лет назад +175

    Your laugh is amazing! So is your RUclips channel keep going!

  • @biloquists
    @biloquists 4 года назад +2

    Your voice, laughter, & energy are all great. You're the best subreddit reader tbh and I got secondhand sentimental when you were reflecting on that comment. Hope you're staying safe during these chaotic times! But yes the fbi open up scared tf out of me. Ptsd and a heart condition. Pleeease be kind to those of us listening w headphones. We are used to hearing your lovely voice and laughter on these videos.