Anatidaephobia: the fear that at any given moment, somewhere, somehow, a duck or goose is watching you. This fear does not include the fear of an attack but the actual stalking from said animal.
I'm awkward as all hell around people I don't know well enough, so dating/hook-up apps would likely be disastrous if I went for it. Kudos to the people out there who are confident enough to give them a try and best of luck to ya.
Whrn you said EmKay, I heard NK and I got flashbacks from a hard boss fight (NKG - Nightmare King Grimm), that I spend a few hours beating (the easiest version)
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Everytime I see a goose or something that looks like a goose; I can't help but think of "peace was never an option".
If you live in Canada it never was an option
Everyone in Minnesota :geese=satan
It never was
Damn I want a goose
if your french the good place was never an option. there for. Peace was never an option.
3:12 "Man, I hate happy people"
Says the same guy who makes us happier.
Lmao
He hate himself, that's the point
The villian who unintentionally always does the right things.
@@IIBLANKII Like an inverse Doofenschmirtz?
@@IIBLANKII ah i see your a man of culture
"I'm basically a man making arts about war" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
EA
Hi engi
cacke
Wierd that everybody playing tf2 watches the same videos
SUN TZU SAID THAT!!
Tinder compared to other social media is a fucking wonderland
fax machine
Well, you only ever talk to one person at a time, and you actually have to want to talk to them.
girls are confusing, they say they like surprises & funny guys but show up at their window, 3am dressed as a clown & it's all screams & panic...
dang man those ladies missing out
Wierd, ain't it?
guys are confusing, they say they like guns, but when i shoot them with my colt m1911 .45 acp they scream and call me insane
@@jockeyfield1954 exactly. My little cousin said he was into cars, but as soon as I ran his leg over he started crying and I got sued
@@screamindog8772 Man, that's nothing. My sister said she K-pop but when I air dropped her into north Korea she started crying! What's up with that?
"Today is the day I make a name for myself honk"
-Sam O' Nella
What video is this from?
@@oo8962 animal skeletons
Haven't watched emkay in a while
When did Robin hit puberty
Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus
A few months ago
beep
Idk
Name twins lmao
“how about a date?”
“I also like dissecting my dates”
"I hate happy people."
----- Robin, 2021
ok first of all...mood
me too
@@icommitedsuicide5869 question...are you ok? ( im talking abt the name btw )
@@PrettyPreston no. Lol but don't worry I regret nothing 😂
'moog
Id rather have gentleman duck than a lowlife toxic person 😂
Hmmm, ask rule34 artist to see what they can do
Ducks are waaaayyy better
i’d rather have a gentleman than a gentleman person.
Me to
Its a goose ,Harold would be disappointed
Anatidaephobia: the fear that at any given moment, somewhere, somehow, a duck or goose is watching you. This fear does not include the fear of an attack but the actual stalking from said animal.
Thank you for your contribution to society.
nice cat and bearded dragon
@@screamindog8772 thank you! They are my babies.
"What does women and onion have in common?"
"They have layers??"
"No! They make you cry!"
@Stupid Strawberry Onions make you cry too
I'm the 69th like... *Cries in a mix of Russian german and french*
According to a great American philosopher, women are a lot like a fridge. They're 6' tall, about 300lbs, they make ice.
“Nice”
“No, smart”
PFFT-
Can we appreciate how his videos never get boring?
Yet here you are being boring yourself.
@@TheHotBlade no u
@@ishouldntbegivenaccesstoth6511 idk why this made me laugh
Lalala 🎶 this is a bot 🎶
If you say it’s a quote from someone famous, everyone on the internet shall believe you
~Einstein
Fun fact: My dad went to get the milk
AND CAME BACK WITH THE BROWN COW VERSION
dont u mean chocolate
@@Sheep_the_one 😐
@@Sheep_the_one Fun Fact: you missed the joke
@@Sheep_the_one you missed the joke
@@Sheep_the_one r/whoooosh i think
Robin: Hey, hey, hey!
Me: *Bokuto is that you?*
I heard the “Hey hey hey” and immediately thought of bokuto help
same-
Im pretty sure its supposed to be fat albert
Nah I don't wanna help
@@joaquinbarba7889 wtf is fat albert
@@moandpho2552 an old show from the 80s with Bill Cosby as A fat black guy
I’ve fallen for someone so in order to make myself feel better I wanna watch shit like this
I'm awkward as all hell around people I don't know well enough, so dating/hook-up apps would likely be disastrous if I went for it.
Kudos to the people out there who are confident enough to give them a try and best of luck to ya.
Me too bro, i dont even have discord :/ but yeah props to them
To the 5 people who disliked, shame on you.
SHAME ON THE 44 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED
MAKE THAT 45
ACTUALLY ITS 7,2 now
It is 65 people who disliked it now
@@livtube6145 well it was five when I saw it ;-;
It's 70 dislike
Dang Harold is the most attractive
-person- duck I've ever seen, I'm interested, can you tell me more?
CyanLeafGD
@@cyanleafgd tiredd
robins laugh is just- i love it
9:35 If Tindr is lying to me, then they know how to make a believable lie because I only have 3
The Plankton impression towards the end was amazing
That other duck is T H I C C
sometimes I just don't want these videos to end ever
4:33,grab the shotgun whilst screaming “HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR ON MY PROPERTY!”
Robin's voice is so relaxing
3:38
Her parents knew exactly what they were doing
This is my favourite subreddit aaaaah!!
This was such a weird mix of funny, and painful. Never used a dating app, and definitely never will now.
Y’all ever be watching EmKay then realize it’s not the narrator you thought it was.
Happened to me with Slazo way back
@@Trickpants idk why but it always happens between robin and Lexi for me
Emkay should make a podcast. I would listen
there is a podcast smart kid
Harold is a wonderful duck. He used to say: "honk honk honk honk!"
*G O O S E*
This comment with 3 likes is the top comment lol
Are the raccon and Harold friends? Or.... Perhaps they are more than friends?
"Man I hate happy people!" LOL
An honor to be in the thumbnail
Thank you emkay
HONK
Fun fact: avocado are berries
Yes they are
Post fun facts everyday, i wanna apart of a journey
@@etrnlsae i already do that
Were you talking about me?
My life is ruined
4:36
That had me rolling
1:44
The Italians: *You’ve doomed us all*
Gentleman duck
Gentleman duck
i want robin to say “Hey, I’m Robin, what’s throbbing?”
1:49 I can confirm I would be absolutely devastated if pasta was eliminated.
Me and my family love it.
Your plankton impression is spot on oh my God
8:35 Homie was too smooth with it 💪🏼🦆
That goose is out of my league :(
Day one of asking for the intro "Hey I'm Robin and I'm Throbbin'"
It won't happen......
"No smart"
-some dude
4:33 I’d ask “Have you seen my oreos?” then walk out and shout “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OREOS?!”
'Please just respectfully disrespect me' 🤠
Yeah bro
I have an -obsession- with these narration channels
10:12
This is the fear that somewhere... somehow... there is a duck or goose watching you at every moment.
OMG ROBIN WITH THE GENDER NEUTRAL INTRO LETS GOOOOOOOO
At 10:35
he is such a nice friend looking for books for his buds
That first word, which you refused to reas aloud meant, this Person fears somewhere in the universe being a duck watching them.
11:21 Holy crap, that plankton impression was spot-fucking-on!
ngl the Steph and Stephen guy shoulda gone like "Maybe you can put the Steph in Stephen? ;)"
Congratulations For 1K Videos
11:21 THAT IS SOME PRETTY GOOD ACTING
He sounded like Plancton 😭😭
Where... where was that duck... you promissed us the duck, give it now
*Duck with bow*
*Me: What a distinguished gentleman!*
I'm glad I don't have the fear of being watched by a duck.
1:43 literally watching this while eating pasta 😐
hes been looking for that book for a friend just so y'know
Robin, I will pay you for a plankton impression.
0:27 I am also allergic to peanut butter so one of us would have to go to the hospital in very little time.
robin has the most relaxing voice
*WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*
11:22 never heard a better plankton impression
0:59 is no one gonna talk about how this dude is using the 24 hour clock
When he said i hate happy people i felt that😂
LOVE the videos hope to be as good at RUclips as you one day
10:14 This guy is scared that somehow somewhere, a duck is watching him
HEY WHO POSTED THAT!
Okay the the Tinder videos seem to be the most filled with repeat posts for this channel
That plankton impression tho>>
*removes pasta*
The next day: *Italy has crumbled under the lack of PASTA*
Idea:
Every time r/tinder is featured, the intro should played as a very depressed lofi hiphop song and the background is in grayscale
woods:iM aN OniOn
ayy harold is looking for another goose that nice of him
0:56 my appendix so I can keep the important ones
7:23 i laughed so hard my cat ran into the wall.
The thumbnail says this vid will be great :)
Can we talk about how good his impression was tho???
YOU LIED TO ME THERE IS NO HERALD
Love your work
Keep it up!
Whrn you said EmKay, I heard NK and I got flashbacks from a hard boss fight (NKG - Nightmare King Grimm), that I spend a few hours beating (the easiest version)
where is Harold? you lied to me Emkay, i'm here to witness its glory, and it not even in the video? :(
EmKay and Limenade need to have a cross over
ROBIN DA BANK, your new rapper name.
11:20 am I the only one who thought that Plankton impression was perfect ?
Ok my first thought when i saw the thumbnail was “peace was never an option”
4:48 666 now you can call the devil
1:51 they really missed the opportunity to make a g-string joke-
Lol! I wrote that one! I’m a girl so I had to make it work to say to a guy 😂
@@toribushman8024 good luck
I was just here to see the duck . . . but I am disappointed, disappointed that emkay lured me in with a fine gentleman as the thumbnail!
THAT PLANKTON THO
I want to decay like a 20 year old corpse in a humid tomb
5:58 bravo 6, going dark
This remind me of to get a dating app then I remember that there are things that I really don't want to get like catfish and other things.