They're Alsatian descendants. Now take it from an Alsatian, shit here gets pretty wild, I mean, we literally have events consecrated to eating that last an entire day. And that's some of the soft stuff.
i came across this channel today and i havent been happier. ive been watching all day, and despite my brain having 2+ mental illnesses that affect my day-to-day, this says something. please never stop any of these videos they make my day.
dark Wolfy no I mean if he truly is talking to emkay. I can’t tell if he’s joking but if he’s not, he completely missed the point of what emkay was trying to say
dark Wolfy If you’re french you really don’t know french grammar rules then innit? “Je ne parle pas en français” more like, although that’s just what I remember from highschool
Should have been. Him: Give me an "A" Her: A Him: Give me an "N" Her: N Him: Give me an "A" Her: A Him: Give me an "L" Her: No Him: Guess I'll take the L.
“WE ARE OUT GUNNED” “WHAT” “OUT MANNED” “WHAT” “OUT NUMBERED OUT PLANNED” _”BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK”_ “IM GONNA MAKE THEM ALL OUTSTAND” *”AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN”*
Check it Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I'm the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Writin' letters to relatives Embellishin' my elegance and eloquence But the elephant is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the British cannons go Boom
If that is really your last name that is just simply amazing. I'd never be able to pronounce it right no matter how many times you tell me but that's fine. It just makes me happy by existing. lol
when you said Alexa add cry to my to-do list my Alexa added something else. It added Brad, Brad got added to my to-do list. I had to check off brad from my to-do list. it is now confirmed that I did Brad, whoever he may be.
When you said "Alexa add cry to my to-do list" My Alexa, being right next to my computer, hearing this replied, "Okay, adding bread to your to do list"
When I saw in the title "Right Hand Man" I immediately thought of hamilton. :D I love Hamilton. I'm obsessed. ;-; SON, WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED YOU NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET I HAVE SOME FRIENDS, LAURENS, MULLIGAN, MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE, OK WHOELSE?!
It says she’s on Rumspringa, a rite of passage in some Amish sects that comes right before official adulthood. The prohibitions are lifted; they can drink, smoke, have sex & use technology. At the end the person decides whether to be baptised into the Amish church or leave the community forever.
my brain: don't say it me: me: get your right hand mack, you need to get your right hand man back yougottaputsomethoughtintotheletterbuttgesoonerthebettertogetyourrighthandback
i mean, these are just reddit videos. but the actual voiceover adds so fucking much personality! and i think Damiens laugh may cure cancer, but we need to wait until the tests come back.
![Six Hundred Strike [EPIC: The Musical] Full Animatic](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zov6NXIAuow/mqdefault.jpg)
The bit with Mikayla and "clapping those cheeks" had me laughing so hard I'm now in pain.
Lmao😂
@@mickayladavey6565 the fact your name is mickayla is even better
@George Wolter 10:04 is where I was laughing way too hard.
The "Act fast and order your Christopher now!" One got me. 100% just yes.
_Y o u' r e u g l y_
Boy, I'm In
I read You're ugly in the TF2 Engineer's voice
I read You're ugly in the Crazy!Roy Mustang's voice
hi ugly im dad
@@ma2443 Stop cuddling your sister
@@sinistrecigogne incest is wincest over here in alabama
*"Did you smash Godzilla?"*
I love Damien.
I don't know why...
But Amish people having tinder is the most wild thing I've seen...
They're Alsatian descendants.
Now take it from an Alsatian, shit here gets pretty wild, I mean, we literally have events consecrated to eating that last an entire day.
And that's some of the soft stuff.
Surprisingly the Amish use more tech theb you think, they just keep most of it in their barns. Also during Rumspringa the amish teens go complete rave
420 likes, please keep it this way
It’s bc they’re Amish and don’t use internet lol
you greek
Bruh when she said DAMINICK I was like 😂😂
Damien: Marisa? More like moronisa!
Also Damien: *dabs silently in background*
SniperSnowman how did you know
@@siahdg Obviously he is a stalker 🙄🙄🙄
Zayyan Jabri or they know the power of cringey white people lmao
I would've worded it Moronsa
i came across this channel today and i havent been happier. ive been watching all day, and despite my brain having 2+ mental illnesses that affect my day-to-day, this says something. please never stop any of these videos they make my day.
_I'd rather chop off my right hand_
Wait... you're not actually talking about hands are you....
@@vt-gasconade1917 because he is, you can't stop him from being disappointed
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions lol you are also on the top on rslash
Are you sure bout that?
Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan yea, but I’m talking about the RUclipsr rslash
Ummmm OK den...
"Most People Call Me Anne But You Can Call Me Tonight!"
*"Hi Tonight,Im Dad"*
I sincerely applaud you. You deserve an award.
That kurwa caught me off guard I laughed so hard at Damien saying it
Oh man same lmao
Same XD
Same, the way he said it killed me XD
Polisz curses for the win. Polacy łączmy się XD
"Kura"
"Je ne parle en fançais!"
....
Dude, you just spoke French tho-
Clearly you know the language completely with no mistakes at all.
Dark Arts can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but if you are, here’s a like
He is not joking because im french and he is right
dark Wolfy no I mean if he truly is talking to emkay. I can’t tell if he’s joking but if he’s not, he completely missed the point of what emkay was trying to say
dark Wolfy If you’re french you really don’t know french grammar rules then innit? “Je ne parle pas en français” more like, although that’s just what I remember from highschool
r/wooosh
Guys remember, behind every ‘tinder dog’ is a random person learning your secrets
facebook, probably
Worth it
Should have been.
Him: Give me an "A"
Her: A
Him: Give me an "N"
Her: N
Him: Give me an "A"
Her: A
Him: Give me an "L"
Her: No
Him: Guess I'll take the L.
Lmao
I love you Damien but “Kuhrah” is definitely not how you say Kurwa 😂
Only one word is needed to gather all Polish audience in comment section
@@czuofiegmen617 That`s true
@@czuofiegmen617 I'm not Polish but I know about it...
@@czuofiegmen617 You're not wrong
He also said "Wrocław" in really wrong way xd Wro-claw.
7:04 Are we just gonna pretend like her job doesn't say 'tiktoker'?
@Thatguys Is very dead Someone, here's the madlad, btw tell r/madlads i said hi
@Just about Mc Fu*king had it Well I am also gifted of being the 70th like on several comments.
I would listen for hours to Damiens voice if he would read some scary stories!😍
Now I also do thou, but not so much.
If he did scary story videos with rain in the background I'd fall asleep to that
That may be the best idea.
@@muzixzz Hell yeah! The same!
@@noobynatter5675 I really hope so! And I hope to see that kind of a video someday.
R/nosleep
I think we all really appreciate you, Damien! Thank you for doing this everyday and putting out funny content just by being yourself.
Contagious laughter is why the robot reddit channels can never win
2:08 that was actually a really good answer lol
Bruh baby fortnite
Lovro 25 he can just say slazo its basically the same
@@ratwoman248 what did slazo do I don't know tbh
just my name oh bOy uh- do your research bjdhkjdkdw
@@bee-yg9yq is it bad?
just my name Yes
Damien: saying 1 line in french
me and every other french talking people: OH SNAP !! 🤩
nobody:
hamilton fans: _hiparence hoparence insert hamilton reference_
Is that you in the PFP, because you look like Kumatora.
(I'm a nerd)
HELLO THERE- THE TOTALLY NOT OBSESSED WITH HERCULES MULLIGAN HAS ARRIVED
Yo, yo, yo-
Laurens , I like you alot! WHAT _TIME IS IT?_
#blessed
Oh wait, wrong Hamilton.
0:27 when he said that my phone was next to my Alexa and it said "Ok"
Match: _insults you severely_
But you literally swiped right on them, I am confusion?
Me too man, wanna respect our ancestors and together? Confucius was awesome
Hi confusion I'm dad!
500th like!
Cause I swipe right on them 'til both my thumbs are stems
9:13 Damien: Says "kurwa" wrong
Me: *angry polish noises*
9:15 k u r w a
yay where my onion land squad at
Team majonez!
i prefer kiełbasa
C'mon guys we all now that pierogi are the best
Pryncy-pałki are superior
Bigos i kwass #1
“WE ARE OUT GUNNED”
“WHAT”
“OUT MANNED”
“WHAT”
“OUT NUMBERED OUT PLANNED”
_”BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK”_
“IM GONNA MAKE THEM ALL OUTSTAND”
*”AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN”*
YAS
YASS HAMILTON
Hehe Todoroki's a Hamilton fan
CHECK IT
Check it
Can I be real a second?
For just a millisecond?
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
Now I'm the model of a modern major general
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all
Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal
Writin' letters to relatives
Embellishin' my elegance and eloquence
But the elephant is in the room
The truth is in ya face when ya hear the British cannons go
Boom
For yall who wanna hear Damiens oOoOoOwEeEe on constant replay the link is 2:29
Youre welcome
2:29*
Dylan Guillen ooooOoOooOwEeEE oh england fans in russia
OOOowEEeE oh drinking all the vodka
2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29
Aww thank you!
Woof woof.
Thank you kind sir.
"I'm looking for a Right Hand Man"
Alexander:Just you waaaait🎶
Benjamín gelvez BOOM
2:00 "If you keep up the seinfeld refenreces, Imma ask Alexander George to officiate the wedding."
🌟STATS🌟
HP: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
EXP: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
STRENGTH: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
INTELLECT: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
CHARISMA: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
WEAPON OF CHOICE: 👟
Fox Flash55 Mom, is that you?
🌟 STATS 🌟
HP: 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
EXP: 💚💚💚💚💚
STRENGTH: 💚💚🖤🖤🖤
INTELLECT: 💚💚💚🖤🖤
CHARISMA: ❓❓❓❓❓
SPEED: 💚💚💚💚💚
WEAPON OF CHOICE: 📣
🌟Stats🌟
HP:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
EXP:💚💚💚🖤🖤
STRENGTH:💚💚💚🖤🖤
INTELLECT:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
CHARISMA:❓❓❓❓❓
SPEED💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
Weapon of Choice:🎮
🌟STATS🌟
HP:💚💚💚💚🖤
EXP:💚💚💚🖤🖤
STRENGTH:💚💚🖤🖤🖤
INTELLECT:💚💚💚🖤🖤
CHARISMA:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤
WEAPON OF CHOICE: 🍫
Why did I even do this?
Ah well.
I was eating and thought “hey let’s see if emkay has a new vid” now i have a big smile while eating
@luuk 024 yeah normal people eat around 23:00
@luuk 024 i was joking bro xD
Sorry unrelated but that is one hell of a last name I mean gawdawum.
If that is really your last name that is just simply amazing. I'd never be able to pronounce it right no matter how many times you tell me but that's fine. It just makes me happy by existing. lol
I was going to say something dirty but you're probably a minor, so imma head out.
Damien has very entertaining narrations and humor. I love his reactions and personality in these videos.
when you said Alexa add cry to my to-do list my Alexa added something else. It added Brad, Brad got added to my to-do list. I had to check off brad from my to-do list. it is now confirmed that I did Brad, whoever he may be.
watch a pewds vid recently?
This made me giggle. Well done.
You did a man named Brad
“Looking for a right hand man”...
WE ARE OUT GUNNED
OUT MANNED
OUT NUMBERED
OUT PLANNED-
EYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
CAN I BE REAL A SECOND??
FOR JUST A MILLISECOND
Chloe Smith tell the people how I feel a second?
Well- gotta get your right hand man back.
-Hamilton
YES HAMILTON
YESSSSSSSSSS
I’d honestly hang out with those guys that make a pickup line outta any topic. It’d be fun to hear their creativity.
WE ARE OUTGUNNED
OUTMANNED
OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED
WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL-OUT STAND
AY YO IN GONNA _NEED_ A RIGHT HAND MAN!
I'm sorry
PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Wait hamilton is still relevant? Cool.
YES THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF
That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail
That's what I thought when I seen the thumbnail oml
Dude loving the content. Haven't laughed so hard in so damn long.
*Looking for a Right Hand Man?*
Hire Ricardo
Hire Hamilton
Let's hire Hercules Mulligan
Hire sans
1:12 The country accents make it even funnier xD
"oh kurwa" no, it's "KURWA"
pronounced 'koor va' for all you who dont know :)
@@chainsomnia i knew that
JEBANE
@@smite4032 what
@@bradyn4212 KURWA JEBANE one doesnt go without the other
When you said "Alexa add cry to my to-do list" My Alexa, being right next to my computer, hearing this replied, "Okay, adding bread to your to do list"
9:12 it's not "ku-rah" it's pronounced "kurva" and it's a polish swear word smhing my head
I know you did it on purpose, but that just makes it worse.
Bitch
Smhing my head : aka shaking my heading my head
And... he would know that how? Just drop it dude
@Marcel Huchwajda Well, no, but it's not like the average American would just happen to know a polish curse word.
"I sometimes clean the blood of my sword"
So uncivilised
"more like moronsia..."
"got em"
i love this part
Couldn't have said marissamoron
“Send crudes”. 😂😂😂💀🤣🤣🤣
8:21
And now swagger souls is on tinder
You fucking beat me to it God damn it
5:55 Broo the way you said . I was laughing for at least a full 15 minutes
Been on autoplay for about an hour with your vids
I appreciate you bro
it was the scedule saying whack it for me lol
i wanna die.
3:19 "feleeca" 😂😂😂 love this guy
"They're real and they're spectacular" is a Seinfeld reference.
Lol Damien makes these videos so much better
"More like Moron...issa..."
long awkward pause, making me feel genuinely awkward.
"Got 'em"
I actually laughed out loud. Holy shit.
God i love emkays laugh makes my day
That pause after moronissa was just gold, subscribed
There are many Hamilton fans in the comments and honestly it's repairing my soul
yeye my brother
My hamfam
Same.
Woof woof.
YO YO YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?
@@opalescentsolace4187 SHOWTIME
Send crudes was the best one ever.
Had me crying lol
I’m looking for my right hand man, and I’m also looking for my right hand, man.
I can somehow smell some Hamilton in there
Samantha: I like it rough
Damien: I see I see
Me:
🤣
Imagine actually getting matches on tinder that message/respond
Imagine actually getting matches on Tinder
0:58 i fkin love her. LMFAO
"ASPARAGUS" LMFAO
'kur A'
* polish anger intensifies *
0:25 MY alexa went off
"Okay, added bread to your shopping list."
*LMAFO*
You have an Alexa and don't have earphones? You're spending your money in the wrong sound emitting gadget
“Can’t speak French, but i can handle your Oui Oui.”
*I am confusion*
"Wee wee" aka. penis
That doodlebob one got me DYIN 🤣🤣🤣
Dude your videos make my day, keep up the great work. That laugh was magical ^-^
2:19 I’M DYING WHEN THE LONG SILENCE HAPPENED I HEARD THE BIG TIME RUSH THEME SONG QUIETLY PLAYING IN MY SISTER’S ROOM😂
Hey this is a really new video! Just wanted to say I love your videos! Hope you see this!
3:56 yooo you hit that spot on 😂
"Did you smash godzilla?" 12:38
'Marisa more like moronisa'
Was so bad I actually laughed
When I saw in the title "Right Hand Man" I immediately thought of hamilton. :D I love Hamilton. I'm obsessed. ;-;
SON, WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED
YOU NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET I HAVE SOME FRIENDS, LAURENS, MULLIGAN, MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE, OK WHOELSE?!
OUT NUMBERED
OUT PLANNED
I'm addicted to Hamilton, I can't go more than 2 days without listening to the soundtrack
“Looking for someone to be my right hand man”
HAMILTRASH...
ASSEMBLE!!
AYE AYE !
Anyone Else Thinks that Damien Sounds Like Fitz?
"the Titanic's a bad icebreaker"
So true
Why wont you answer the Q U E S T I O N Daminik???😂
0:26 my Alexa heard the video and she responded with "Ok, cry is added to your to do list."
When it says right hand man the only thing I think of is Hamilton
Damn, the "send crudes" killed me
0:32
Mary: Is Amish
Also Mary: Is on Tinder
*Wait, that’s illegal*
It says she’s on Rumspringa, a rite of passage in some Amish sects that comes right before official adulthood. The prohibitions are lifted; they can drink, smoke, have sex & use technology. At the end the person decides whether to be baptised into the Amish church or leave the community forever.
9:12 "Oh K U R A"
I love that pronounciation.
I hope I'm not the only one who thought of Hamilton when I read the title...
YOUR NOT
Oh trust me-
You’re not.
So this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level, what the hell is the catch?
Nightleaf Of RiverClan
It’s the feeling of freedom!
@@cami2289 Seeing the light! Its like ben franklin with a key and a kite... you see it right?
"Send Crudes" was too fucking funny for me
🏵MOM STATS🏵
HP:💚💚💚💚💚
EXP:💚💚💚💚💚
STRENGTH: 💚💚💚💚💚
INTELLECT: 💚💚💚💚💚
CHARISMA:💚💚💚💚💚
WEAPON OF CHOICE:👟
Charisma??
@@aviatorraj7820 she/he's from Alabama
Damien your voice makes life complete
Damian, you did it again you son of a bruh, you made me laugh.
7:13 her occupation is TikToker 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂I’m dying
3:00 "I can't speak French" ...... in French
And there is a tinder ad .Best timing ever lol
my brain: don't say it
me:
me: get your right hand mack, you need to get your right hand man back yougottaputsomethoughtintotheletterbuttgesoonerthebettertogetyourrighthandback
If you join us right now together we can turn the, tiiiiiiide
If we manage to get this right
The world will never be the same
Ohhh~
Ship is in the Harper now, see if you can spot 'im
@@jacepurvis1017 alexanderrrrrrrrrrr
When he said, "Je ne parle pas francais." I died! 😂
Swagger, what did they do to you???
8:20
"More Like Moron- Issa."
"Got em."
Best line ever
I like how words like “f*ck” and “sh*t” are censored, but “ku*wa* isn’t XD
how is a name inappropriate
Samu Games oh shit, that was harsh
@@penicroom no, seriously i don't get what that is, lol
Samu Games I mean ku*wa is a swearword in Polish and it’s one of translations of the word slut
@@penicroom oh i didn't know, then i guess they didn't know either and so it's not censored, i guess it proves they aren't Polish then lol
2:55 that reaction had me laugh so hard my stomach hurts
Thanks Damien 😭😂
9:38
Welp another one to add to R/Woooooosh
This is why I don't like the new EMKAY guy. He's like a child who just learned about the internet and how to curse.
i mean, these are just reddit videos. but the actual voiceover adds so fucking much personality! and i think Damiens laugh may cure cancer, but we need to wait until the tests come back.