@@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl when she wrote it down, the whole crowd got pretty loud. She opens her mouth but no words are coming out.... Oh shit, she's chocking! How??? Why's everybody joking now??? NO! THE TIME'S UP!
A spoon would make a lot more sense in the given scenario, being that ice cream has a tendency to melt and a spoon can be used in a more effective manner for both.
A slice of pie in the Bahamas costs $2.00. A slice of pie in Jamaica costs $2.50. These are the *pie rates of the Caribbean.* _god just end my life please_
Here is the original: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
3:19 was the absolute best, God that made my day. I personally love poems and those people are pretty good at making them Also the one that really caught me off guard was 10:39, it surprised me so much I almost choked on my own spit XD. By the way, in the 12:03 one, he seemed far more surprised than the guy receiving the text message.
Ohhhh I know the guy from 1:53 he was quite good at that here is the rest from that chat: I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
That "analrapist" segment had me dying 😂😂😂
I
K
R
Saaaaaame
*t o b i a s f ü n k e i n t e n s i f i e s*
Omg are you ok?
I was eating and I couldn't breathe
1:23 "Shooting some people outside of the school" ... 'kay
Luuk wonderfull
Eugene
I can't unhear it
Em'kay*
well doesn't it still fits for the USA?
“Dr Suess out here getting that cake” had me on the floor
bro im blazing and i almost fucken died laughing
XD lol me too.
I can’t breathe
"Doctor suess out here getting that CAKE" 😂😂
That weak knee lady should be a stand-up comedian!
Wait...
Her arms are probably heavy.
She got vomit on her sweater already tho.... I think it was because of mom's spaghetti.
Oh yeah yeah
@@bimmerboye896 But well, she's nervous, by the way, she won't forget it, to drop those bombs.
@@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl when she wrote it down, the whole crowd got pretty loud. She opens her mouth but no words are coming out.... Oh shit, she's chocking! How??? Why's everybody joking now??? NO! THE TIME'S UP!
@@bimmerboye896 Damn I just saw your profile pic, do you have fh4?
3:15 to 4:10 , one of the smoothest conversations that got me saying "OOF "
Because it's damn smooth.
DeD Beat HONESTLY
WAY TOO GOOD HAHAH
I recorded it.
Why does everyone have this pfp??
Literally- if they didn’t turn out to be soulmates then *WHAT WAS THE POINT*
Damn emkay pumping out these vids tho. Not like that dude Slazo
Aiba Ratna it is him!!!!!?!!??!??!!?!!!
LZ59 * r/wooosh
slazo - suck
emkay - not suck
Whoah guys u got double woooshed. the '!?!?!!!?!?!!!?' at the end totally made it clear.
Man I fucking hate slazo and his shitty Australia voice
I bet Slazo was the one who sent the "womb broom" text. He proabably calls his stache like that.
who is slazo?
@@Ludvig9991 EmKay
who the frick is slazo man
@@camioso r/wooosh
@@melissarogers3243 no, I got the joke...
a n a l r a p i s t
Diamond Boi wtf I w
Leah Schoeneman 4:32
Diamond Boi it’s from arrested development
It's so difficult to find good analrapists these days.
@@Gruntlestunk which one....Tennessee? Not referring to any stupid joke....
3:14
actually think that they would be good together lol
π
@@pasatebo nice one
@@pasatebo pi?
@@straightwhitemale6609 yeah the timestamp
Okay but that poetry was great
Little bit of Damian Marley is always great
The poem and the accent made me think of something that could be in 50 shades of gray idk im dumb 😂
roses are red violets are blue
Dr. Seuss gettin' that Cake.
Petition to secretly blacklist the word slazo in comments
Oof
Dirtfarmer97 slazo, amirite
X____________
Where do I sign?
[redacted]
10:14
“Having abs isn't a personality trait"
me: *those bastards lied to me*
"Wanna make it single mother of 3 ? Imagine the gainzzz" hahahaha
“Star lord Cthulhu diabetes’s Uranus”
😂😂😂
imagine that you have to freestyle battle your date to get laid
Lmaoo
Lame
depends, is it a rap battle, a dance battle, or a swimming battle?
AliceinWaffleland maybe a hand to hand combat battle?
@@aliceinwaffleland2302 you win
Did I really just hear you say "my legs are open"
Yes you did
@@Gangstarrr937 I consider you my twin now, you know
venomous socks bro I thought I was tripping 😂😂
6:29 there's a thing called a spork you know.
Ikr, barbarians...
"hey mayonaise man!" I couldn't stop laughing lol
Fr I would hit her back with "do you like mayonnaise on your bun?"
Good job on 69 likes i want to like it but I can't it's illegal
1:25 I swear he said shooting some people outside of the school😂
Jofoxelyn he didn’t make it. It was will smith, known mainly for his famous rap hit songs
It’s pronounced an-al-rap-ist
But the business cards could get you in trouble
arrested development reference, right?
I love Tobias funke!
He needs anuStart!!!
Timelapse Paradox yes
I'd take out the first and last hyphen when I put it on my card.
4:18 actually had me laughing so hard I cried.
Woah, the "Roses are red" one turned into a rap battle.
6:27. 🥄 Spoon.... I use spoons for cake and ice cream rip.
A spoon would make a lot more sense in the given scenario, being that ice cream has a tendency to melt and a spoon can be used in a more effective manner for both.
Exactly it makes perfect sense who says fork 🍴??
I too use a spoon in that situation, it's the only logical answer.
Alternatively, you could use a fork, but eat the ice cream first, then mop up any melted ice cream with the cake.
@@ed3782 That is the only acceptable way to eat cake and ice cream with a fork.
3:23 that whole sections was smooth af dayum
Do a collab with Slazo.
This comment is literally posted on every video, the joke stopped being funny the twentieth time
*Depression House* this is slazo idiot u are actually so dumb like how dumb can u be I'm smarter than u dumbass
@@lilzucc9176 *You are banned from my Minecraft Christian server!!!*
Who's slazo?
Who’s GioFilms
You sound a lot like Slazo
Who tf is that
Slazo?
Mr Zesky r/woooooosh
Mr Zesky r/woooosh
@@MrOuttheir but who's slazo?
"Dr. Seuss out here getting that CAKE!!!" XD Brilliant XD
Whenever he said, "If only that was me..." I felt it.
The fresh Prince of Bel air had me dying
A slice of pie in the Bahamas costs $2.00. A slice of pie in Jamaica costs $2.50. These are the *pie rates of the Caribbean.*
_god just end my life please_
U single or nah?
@@Nola625 No I have a lovely gf
@@Nola625 also good luck with your singer/song writer career
It took me no less then 15 minutes to figure this out
That's weird, I would've thought Jamaica was cheaper.
tfw people who know slazo joke about how emmkay sounds like slazo but some people actually dont know who slazo is
Those people live a very sad life
@@camioso yes I do
Knight4NightStudios u r depression
Who is slazo?
Nobody knows him
How... did... the person not realize the Fresh Prince response let alone the video creator?
Oof
Layer upon layer upon layer of memes, sarcasm and trollism, they're getting blurred
“Aries sun cancer moon”
I match this person oh my god... I have found my astrological twin...
Sagittarius sun Cancer moon
Goog thing astrology isn't science
Your editing, cuts and comments are amazing. You earned a new subscriber.
11:53 had me dying
You ever here the saying “the dick makes it better,” what I’m saying is that it wasn’t what I expected but not unwanted
4:11 is this what a falling out between poets sound like?
I think you mean hook up
@@eugh8025 yesn't
dylan keeling let’s settle this argument over a bottle of wine
Bro ur readings are funny and your occasional humorous add ins are brilliant, thanks for this.
"Looking for my right hand man"
I wish i was this smooth with my disability, i can just never say what i'm thinking.
Slazo being thirsty on side-channel
uuhhh Michael saying "ill make u moan Alyssa" makes me want to move to australia
wtf has Australia gtd with it
@@cobboGHS91 he,,, lives in Australia..?
LMAO
Which video says "cut the shit Jordan" one I want to share it to my friends
Trust me, slazo is a one of a kind, special, not sponsored, Wendy's 4 for 4 limited time only
3:13 *rounds of applause for this mans dedication* never knew dr.seuss wasn’t dead
that rhyme off, was just amazin XD
8:17 worth reading btw
Here is the original:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
OMG I JUST READ IT- BAHAHA
DAIRY WARFARES? SECRET RAIDS?
He keeps saying if only that was me. But he’s got me wishing for him 😭💔
🥤
"send a doodle pic and we can frick"
More active than slazo
9:28 i gained 3k braincells from that XD
" that's a really demonetized word " XD
Dude's never seen Arrested Development. It teaches you exactly how to say analrapist.
Ok. I noticed that Emkay went from being British to American. Who is this man?
Bro you made me laugh is been a while since I had this laugh. You got a sub
king jester bro haha i know right
Legit spat out my water at 1:24, looked away from the screen and I could've sworn I heard you say "shooting some people outside of school" holy s**t
The roses are red part was so smooth, I still can’t believe it how he got a date with a poem/ rap battle
Those poems were beautiful. 10/10
3:19 was the absolute best, God that made my day. I personally love poems and those people are pretty good at making them
Also the one that really caught me off guard was 10:39, it surprised me so much I almost choked on my own spit XD.
By the way, in the 12:03 one, he seemed far more surprised than the guy receiving the text message.
I can always tell who is narrating, because one sounds dead inside and one laughs at everything. 🤣😂
"wanna be a single mother of 3? Imagine the gains" 😂 dying
that rhyming back and forth was wonderful.
EmKay? More like Em GAY
ya girl jay? More like ya girl GAY
Very epic
lil knuckleZ Daaaaaamn
yeet tyy... more like ‘skeet tty’
EmKay? More like Em SLAZO
That damn Fresh Prince of Bel Air reference lmao
Ohhhh I know the guy from 1:53 he was quite good at that here is the rest from that chat:
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
I spat my drink all over myself at "Ooh ba gah" "Sol labaga along with hava so lawnumg"
Didnt expect it.
Okay I’m obsessed with this channel
Comment section:
50%YoU sOUnD A Lot LiKE SLAZO!
40% bad memes
10% actually funny and original comments
So then this is the 40%
Fair
Still nice comment 10/10 would smash again
Actually
@@trufflefish1366 aww u beat me to it
"You put the cans in cans-cer" OOF 100
SybeHier it was a strange message to receive
Slazo's secret channel he never told us about
Hearing Slazo sing the Fresh Prince of Bellaire theme song is like the best thing I didn't know I needed
Was on tinder for like a week. This is soo much more entertaining.
Slazo has the most soothing voice
Who?
I think you mistook the channel for someone else.
@Jonas Pryor another youtuber that sounds exactly like emkay
I have matched with one of the girls you showed😂😂
Send her the link lol
_"lil..._
_...bOi"_
(painful chuckling in the distance)
I've never physically died inside at these openings, but the analrapist one broke my soul.
How dare you even ask "What cup size?" 🤣🤣🤣
11:50 i love these plot twists
you really over here complaining about not getting a response..you, out of all people-
I was confused when i saw 5/3/19? IS THAT TINDER IN THE FUTURE?!
The dr. Seuss cake joke made me subscribe holy hell
Can I just say, as a Philadelphia Native, you made my day hearing you read the first verse of the fresh prince theme song XD Love you Michael!
L Mc hello there
that's me at 12:15 omg
Amazing
What's my ideal date?
lemme hit
did you go to applebees tho?
Pirate’s favorite letter:
R (arr)
I (aye)
C (the sea)
P (without it they would be irate)
X (marks the spot)
Was this suppose to be dick pics?
12:09 don't kinkshame him dude
I’m so satisfied with the rhyme conversations
These vids would be the only reason that would change my mind on installing Tinder
You sound kinda like Slazo
Who?
Nah
Very original thesparkplug
bUt hE iS SLaZo
Much original
It's already 2009 in Australia
Actuality it’s 6102
X
Wait I thought it was 3579
At this point, i think slazo voice is fake and he and actual Slazo guy is using a type of voice convertor.
The applebees one had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the answer for the fresh prince ref, amazing ahahah
Analrapist is from Arrested Development
If you dont know the fresh prince of bel air then why are you even alive?
Your SoundCloud work is amazing!! Huge fan!!
@@Adan209G Thank you Mr. Denton!
@@VideoGameManiac8 please make some more music :(
@@Adan209G Im going to try once I get free time!
yo your music is actually hella good wtf
Are we just gonna ignore that "you super liked poppy" took place in the future???
“roses are red, you sure have some sass. I hope you’re this feisty, when I’m tapping that ass.” The way you said this line made me laugh you get a sub
Dude those Rhymes though 🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else sing the prince of bel air song?? No ok 😂😂
I did too
11:35 .. I laughed but forgot I had no chapstick on 😑😑😑😭
Nobody:
Absolutely no one at all:
You: wish that was me
*"ANALRAPIST"* fuckin got me😂😂😂😂😂
The Info one legitimately made me laugh out loud so haaaaaaard and loud I almost passed out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:37 arrested development ayy