"If someone tells you a secret and tells you not to tell a soul, can you tell a ginger?" As a ginger I must state that we do have souls but like our humour they are dark,
I’m watching this at 2 am. An ad came on. The guy in the ad had his face painted like a clown.. it’s pitch black in my room and I’m scared to death of clowns
A grown ass man apologising for swearing on youtube. But my 50 year old dad will shout shit at the top of his lungs while his 15 year old and 10 year old are around.
@@juni1094 You ever heard of a cassowary? They're like the only other Australian animal I fear besides saltwater crocodiles. A cassowary is like a flamboyant emu on steroids and crack. It is basically a dinosaur bird.
Lmao yeah my guy friend introduced me to his videos, so we could watch them together and I've already watched the entire library 😂😂. He doesn't know I'm a video cheater.
Girl: I want D&D. Me: DONE! My group could use another player. Girl: I meant d*ck and dinner. Me: What do you think we do after playing? (JK. my group does NOT do this.)
@@chibimoon1432 thats the hard part, some sounds cannot be made with the English alphabet, even when combining letters. (And with that i mean like 'ng' and 'ch' ect.)
sometimes I just have these videos playing in the background when i’m doing things around the house because I love your voice so much. not in a creepy way it’s just so relaxing aha
@@alphafart that's about the conservative side of Turkey. Men in Turkey is basically craving sex, because they can't have it. Also the reason of Turkish women being conservative is Turkish men. Calling a woman who had sex "whore" and hurting her isn't going to solve their lack of satisfaction. They keep doing it though. Finally this desperate search for some booty ends up in a Tinder conversation, where Çağatay says: "ı want to fuck you 😂"
The joke is that people in comas are referred to as vegetables, because they're as alive as a vegetable (have to be artificially respirated, cant move, cant talk)
@@TkGz it's actually referred to as a vegetative state. vegetable is a derogatory slang term. or at least it would be derogatory if vegetables could be offended.
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 ah ok thank you for elaborating. Anyway I see your point, but it's not like because someone else made a video about the subreddit then that means nobody else is allowed to do it, that would be like a RUclipsr playing a game and immediately making anyone else unable to post videos of that game because they already know what the content of the game is While I admit one of the reason I come to this channel is because I am too lazy to actually read the posts myself I also like the reactions of this particular RUclipsr and his general personality, and that is putting aside the fact that over time subreddits accumulate new content
@Steam Whale I see your point in the matter but I don’t believe it would be worth it. Of course you can have your own opinion. Although it is true that it would be pointless of one youtuber doing it.
As the only person growing up who had the name McKenna, and as a 25 year old who knows the name is more popular now, the 14:32 mark made me feel SO ACCUSED AND YET SO HAPPY
1:43 After being left to die by his parents as an infant, killing his father (who he didn't know was his father), having four children with his mother (who he didn't know was his mother), gouging out his eyes, and banishing himself from his kingdom... Oedipus is ready to put himself back out into the dating game.
For all of you who didn’t get the oedipus joke, oedipus was an ancient Greek hero who was said to marry his mother after murdering his father. Hearing this, the father kicked him out and had a servant carry him into the woods and leave him. He survived. When he grew up, he met his father, both not knowing who the other was, and his dad was a jerk. So he killed him. His mother, not knowing who killed him, fell in love with her son. They married, and the prophecy was complete
Bro there is absolutely no possible way that emkay and fainted are the same person do you not hear the American accent from emkay and the obvious English accent from fainted
"Did you know that ditto is a failed clone of mew" Did *you* know that the final evolutions of the starter clones that Mewtwo made have the same markings as the three base forms that he shared a telepathic bond with before he was "born" and who died?
Thank you person who liked my comment and reminded me that Mewtwo tried to clone the babies he was friends with for a short time before they passed away ;_;
11:16 Elgin isn't pronounced el-jin, but el-gin (with a hard g) and for anyone is wondering where the heck that is, it's a small city located in Murray in the north east of Scotland.
The logic from Shrek is thicc: WHY can't I put ketchup on my Weiner even though it looks and tastes like a hot dog? I wonder where that missing chunk went | | \| /|
1:42 Context: Oedipus was a guy from greek mythology who accidentally killed his father and married his mother. The didn‘t knew they were related to each other.
Somebody should just go on tinder and set up a profile under the name “shrek” And make the bio section “Hi I like yelling at Donkey and I loveeee Fiona AND I LOVE MY SWAMP I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE GOES IN MY SWAMP Also PS I’m an ogar.”
Dude there's so many joke you could do with Paris, because it's also a prince of Troy, the dude that steals Helena because he wgot her as a gift from Aphrodite because he voted for her being the most beautiful goddess on the wedding where that one goddess of Discordia threw a golden apple onto the talbe with the words 'for the most beatiful goddess' on them, this is later known as the twist apple and all that to start a fight out of spite because she wasn't invited and she wasn't invited in the first place because she is the goddess of Discordia meaning basicly the goddess of distrust and fights so she normally starts fights on feasts but this time she really put effort into it vecause she wan't invited and so Paris as a human is the perfect impartial judge for choosing the right goddes so the three most important goddesses all cheat, Hera offers him the greatest power of all humans , Athena offers him the greatest wisdom and Aprhrodite the most beautiful woman and he chooses the most beautiful woman and so he meets Helena the daughter of a Greek king who was promised to another Greek king as Greece had many kings ( because it had multiple city-states) and so he takes her to his city, Troy, and thus starts the Troyan war. Tldr. Paris caused the film Troy. Of and sorry if it's all a bit confusing but the greek writers didn't like to write stuff in chronological order and I tried to follow the version I read as closely as possible.
dude its 11:06 pm and I should be doing my web development HW , but I keep watching these videos! these are hilarious. your laugh is contagious +1 sub!
"How do you get Daddy from Craig"
Ask nicely
69 like
Damn it, was gonna comment this but evidently im wayyy too late😂😂
420th like
@Ethan Pettitt "Creg"?
The same way you go from Robert to Dick
*Looks at poorly scribbled notes*
I know my way around a cliboris and vagona.
What about the udderus?
We can worry about that, after they've inserted their pencil.
But what if his Simen gets in?
Notsuchaquietplace :/ Then you'll have to do what Simen says. ;p
@@koimouse7170 dont forget the cumdumb
No one:
Not even Australians:
Damien: *ANOTHER DAY IN AUSTRALIA*
@mr theawesome
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Mr theawesome: This meme is dead.
*slightly triggered Aussie*
@@BombBird11 He's right though.
@@bobbybkh1471 Yeah, it's certainly dead. But yet...people still use it anyways.
The Original Belfry Bat *VERY triggered Aussie*
Nobody:
EmKay:
“Sinep, xes, seitit”
@@canariopintado9929 lol
sıuǝd' xǝs' sǝıʇıʇ
@@lunarstar1999 I could understand that from living in Australia
but why would he be talking about estonian mustard?
(sinep is estonian for mustard)
@@TrueSonOfWalhall ig he just likes the taste
"If someone tells you a secret and tells you not to tell a soul, can you tell a ginger?"
As a ginger I must state that we do have souls but like our humour they are dark,
Well, thanks for letting us know that gingers have souls, if it wasnt for you, i would of never have found out
What you say is 100 percent true as for I am a ginger as well.
As a fellow ginger I can say that this fact is right
Can confirm #gingerlivesmatter
🐄💨
3:35 He said "hello there" and she didn't reply with "General Kenobi"? He should've rid himself of her Big Mac booty that very moment.
Hello there
GENERAL KENOBI... YOU ARE A BOLD ONE ASKING ONE out of your league
@@roberthbrisan7791 ruclips.net/video/PHKTZ-EwJjQ/видео.html
I think I've spent too much time on Prequel memes if I thought this same thing.
With the wookies a better relationship he may have
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
me eating a taco whilst watching this: *sweats nervously*
You can do it.Unless you're in Taco Bell,noone will know
i'm sorry, little one... *unzips*
Do it
You must
I learned _A LOT_ from the Backdoor Sl_ts 9 documentary.
Wayyyy more 'in depth' and 'hands on' than 8.
The immersion is real
@@PlatinumJug Couldn't agree more. At times, there was double immersion even.
@@adamemac Exactly! Grammy worthy performance.
Oh dude I read the screenplay for 10, just wait, tiffany gets that Boob job she mentioned in 4!
@@kitroverload8699 No way, that's awesome! Does she finally get that stripper job? No wait, don't tell me. I like the suspense.
I’m watching this at 2 am. An ad came on. The guy in the ad had his face painted like a clown..
it’s pitch black in my room and I’m scared to death of clowns
hahahahaha
What was the ad?
No idea.. Who knows, it could’ve been the Joker trailer for all I know Xd
@@hoarderofhermits Or it could've been IT Chapter 2
Hmm, true true
And I will never
Ever
Watch It Xd
5:13
Damien: “I Sorry I just swore”
Lol idk why but that made me laugh 😂
ur right XD
A grown ass man apologising for swearing on youtube. But my 50 year old dad will shout shit at the top of his lungs while his 15 year old and 10 year old are around.
Yeah i could see myself screaming shit if i were around a 16 and 10 year old...
@@_idk1710 u forgot to switch accounts
@@adam-jf8pk 💀 I think I was replying to someone else comment? I don’t know-
No one:
Emkay: *wants to shoe funny faces to us but doesn't do facecam*
Everyone: *b r u h*
Wich one?
@@mariuszengel5796 whach*
@@lead_tv r/boneappletea
@@lead_tv sorry I hate myself rn so *which *
I didnt know that shoes had faces
Australian: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me
Camera pans over to kangaroo with boxing gloves*
TEKKEN
Boxing shoes ;)
Nah I’m pretty sure emus are more scary
@@juni1094 You ever heard of a cassowary? They're like the only other Australian animal I fear besides saltwater crocodiles. A cassowary is like a flamboyant emu on steroids and crack. It is basically a dinosaur bird.
the only thing australians are scared of is no democracy sausages
Give, and I cannot stress this enough, DAMIEN A FACE CAM
Hannah Lee That’s not the same
Hannah Lee for the reactions, hon
Sadly my friend, legends say that his face is so perfect and astounding, that we would all ascend too a second plain of existence, from his pure beuty
@Hannah Lee also Hannah, chill, Jesus.
I agree
Some of this shit I don’t even laugh at until I hear your laugh 😂
U have 69 likes so I don’t wanna like
Wow this is the most likes I ever got I think lol
are you a boy or a girl ?
it'sMe TheHerpes username checks out.
@@TheNewfoundRepublic weird and cringe. do you need laugh tracks to play on your shows too so you know when it's ok to laugh?
4:01
As a ginger, I can vouch for that: Yes, yes you can.
Your pfp is 👌
L E O N
1 1 0 3 7
Sorry but your pfp, so I couldn't help myself.
SET ME THE BALL SASUKE!
I want to like but it’s at 69
I still hate that design for Afton
Subscribed last night, binged watched around 15 vids. Lmfao
Keep up the good work 🦋
Lmao yeah my guy friend introduced me to his videos, so we could watch them together and I've already watched the entire library 😂😂. He doesn't know I'm a video cheater.
Sins you shoule subbed sooner
no u
@@MonotoneSepia your boyfriend you mean?
That's what a noob would do I did 50
"Laughing till I'm crying emoji" The Illuminaughty influence is strong
Pyramid mom's influence is good
The Illini augury is very naughty
Doesn't Leon Lush call them that too?
Andre_Pi^ oh hi quirrel
"How do you get daddy from Craig?"
Lots and lots of time in prison. That's how.
12:01 i love how damien mimiced dippers voice even tho he probably never saw the show
Wettus his voice was almost perfect
He says taco like a white woman lol
“TAAAco.”
Edit: unless that’s just regional Bc it may be but in the south we say TAHco?
TAWco is another acceptable southern pronunciation, usually your ol' Uncle with that long drawl
Jarod Walker yeah but that’s just me (and you xP) assuming that we (assuming ur southern lmao) have different ways of saying taco
ruclips.net/video/PD-7WA7AHww/видео.html
Brem lmfaooooo sjajakshvjsjqjs
Bryce Bartsch and in the Midwest
as a ginger i am offended, just kidding im dead inside lol
I am praying i will remember the response from this video
You thicc boi
I mean he is right. We gingers don't have souls. We can know everything if they say dont tell a soul.
as a ginger i think it wasnt funny as hell
@@jinmintinwin6467 i am ginger and I have a soul (I know it's a joke but still)
Nobody:
Literally no one:
No Soul:
Absolutely no one:
Emkay:*WHEEZES*
FireWolf Gaming what about a ginger
“Backdoor Sluts 9” is from South Park. The man has good taste.
Yoda ASMR It Makes Crotch Capers 3 Look Like Naughty Nurses 2
South Park blows tho...
When the chick said she wants some D&D I would have ran with it and said i need a new member for my group. Missed opportunely
Why not ask for d&d&d&d? Woukd be the best kind of evening.
I would've ran with it in the hopes of some consistent players
👏
When Damien said "Oh, no Aidan. You're doin it all wrong Aidan." That threw me off cuz i had this in the background and my name is Aidan.
wELL yOu’rE dOiNg iT wRonG aiDeN
Whatever you where doing
I assure you you where doing it wrong
@@Hopeless_Melody89 I know. I've been a disappointment my whole life so it makes sense I'd do it wrong
It was a joke
Girl: I want D&D.
Me: DONE! My group could use another player.
Girl: I meant d*ck and dinner.
Me: What do you think we do after playing?
(JK. my group does NOT do this.)
Sus
SuS
day 9 of asking emkay for a minecraft lets play
... then go to Damien's channel...
WHAT IS HIS CHANNEL NAME
@@wonderbreadjumps what is the name DOG! or will bring out Detective cutie
"Potty h" you silly gooses
@0FanSoundsSeries0 00000 woooooooooosh
“How do you get daddy from Craig”
Me:
Craig
Creggy
Craddy
Daddy
Kinda sad it didn’t stop at “Craddy”.
"okay, sofia"
**screams because i heard my name in the middle of my typing a message to my mom**
“Do crabs think we walk sideways?” - well, I can never unthink THAT....
4:20
I thought he was going to say
"I prefer to go by my nickname anyway"
"Crack"
Kristiina Sbk Hehehehehehe 420
Kristiina Sbk eheehehehhhe 420
Hehe 420
hehehhe 420
Hehe. 420
It hurts me to know how to pronounce Çağatay but not be able to type it or just tell you.
I know right lmao
Spell it out phonetically in English.
@@chibimoon1432 thats the hard part, some sounds cannot be made with the English alphabet, even when combining letters. (And with that i mean like 'ng' and 'ch' ect.)
Cha-ah-tai is an approximation
Yeah ğ letter makes it worse but that chat tho. Lmao
sometimes I just have these videos playing in the background when i’m doing things around the house because I love your voice so much. not in a creepy way it’s just so relaxing aha
0:04 me before a tf2 casual match
0:06 me when I get team wiped
Oh. Another fellow tf2 player.
Thank you medic for all you do also I'm a medic main
Spy main anybody?
Hey I came here from turkey. I'm here to pick up the mess Çağatay did.
haha nice joke. everybody knows that he is from greece
@@ashecesa HAHA nice greek flirt
@@mertacr8521 turkis- i mean greek simp
@@s-ata-n AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
As a Turk, the moment i saw the name “Cagatay” i knew exactly where this conversation was heading. Goddamn it…
mhgirl01 Does it mean something or is it a common name there?
A common name. And it is pronounced like "Cha-ha-tai"
In germany these people are called kevin
After living there for abit, I pretty much picked up on that too😂
@@alphafart that's about the conservative side of Turkey. Men in Turkey is basically craving sex, because they can't have it. Also the reason of Turkish women being conservative is Turkish men. Calling a woman who had sex "whore" and hurting her isn't going to solve their lack of satisfaction. They keep doing it though.
Finally this desperate search for some booty ends up in a Tinder conversation, where Çağatay says: "ı want to fuck you 😂"
For a while I thought it was r/Australia then he said r/tinder then I read the tittle again and yeah it's a r/tinder yep
R/relatable
R/ihavereddit
Don’t you mean R/elatable
Yeah so just ignore “tittle”
nightslasher studios I love tittles
@@erty853 r/foundthemobileuser
Petition for Damien to face reveal at 1 million subscribers
Go to his Instagram
@@lead_tv what is it?
Signs petition
häílêy ñøwãk you got to go to his twitter and there is where he has his Instagram link there I think
His Twitter is in the description... with his face on it ..
14:03 okay I’m legit confused, when are there vegetables in a hospital? For food or smth??
The joke is that people in comas are referred to as vegetables, because they're as alive as a vegetable (have to be artificially respirated, cant move, cant talk)
@@TkGz it's actually referred to as a vegetative state. vegetable is a derogatory slang term. or at least it would be derogatory if vegetables could be offended.
r/wooooosh
R/assholesinthecommentsmakingfunofconfusedpeoplegofuckyourself
Emkay dude you never fail to make me smile between your sence of humor and from what I can tell a ny accident or close enuf.
Much love
I heard "Get called out Sammi" while I was doing dishes and looking away from my phone. I was caught very off guard.
😂😂😂
Dude you've gotta check out r/Bossfight, trust me, you're in for a treat
Steam Whale no that’s soothouses thing
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 I do not understand what that phrase means
Steam Whale soothouse already made a video on that. There would be no point of doing it.
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 ah ok thank you for elaborating.
Anyway I see your point, but it's not like because someone else made a video about the subreddit then that means nobody else is allowed to do it, that would be like a RUclipsr playing a game and immediately making anyone else unable to post videos of that game because they already know what the content of the game is
While I admit one of the reason I come to this channel is because I am too lazy to actually read the posts myself I also like the reactions of this particular RUclipsr and his general personality, and that is putting aside the fact that over time subreddits accumulate new content
@Steam Whale I see your point in the matter but I don’t believe it would be worth it. Of course you can have your own opinion. Although it is true that it would be pointless of one youtuber doing it.
"I'm sorry, I just swore"
That
Was
Fricking
Cute
He is a real cutie lmfao uwu
@@ark_ark_imaseal exactly
It was, no homo tho
"Ditto is a failed clone of Mew" is fanon.
“Swears once” but has inappropriate stuff on the channel
Me:excuse me what
7:28 me:Wheezing noises
Anyone else irrationally angry over how Damien pronounces taco... also oedipus is pronounced edipis
no
Does he pronounce taco taco or taco?
@@lead_tv taco
8:58 Eyyyyy I'm from Penticton! It's a tiny little town in Canada what the hell is it doing on RUclips? Hilarious pronunciation btw
My hometown!
Thanks for not editing your swear word, brings me back to the old RUclips
_How do you get daddy from Craig_
*You say babygirls on a live then say if your my babygirls then I’m your daddy*
was that-
was that a bangchan reference
Shut Up Simba yes
Ooooo
Intellectuals only
omfg got that reference
5:13 "im sorry i just swore"
rest of the video: replaces swears or that stuff with non swears
**visible confusion**
7:16 It's similar to "Chu-tai", "ğ" is silent
Halal
5:51
Why didn’t he go on FurryMate, it’s the true Furry dating app.
JamesTheFox H-How did you know that?
[INSERT NAME] When you’re a furry, you know to much about its light and dark sides of it.
I am both intrigued and feel ill at ease by this.
JamesTheFox thank you~
Time to get 50 STDs!
Cynthia Brogan your welcome
When you said “You like to get Reddit Karma” I got an add from Reddit.
It seems they are watching and waiting, for the perfect moment to strike.
As the only person growing up who had the name McKenna, and as a 25 year old who knows the name is more popular now, the 14:32 mark made me feel SO ACCUSED AND YET SO HAPPY
“This man is a furry” - Damien 2019
I never thought I will end up love this channel and looo where I am now.
Dude, you RULE X100 LMAO! 😂 I don't even CARE that your vid icons are clickbaity...because the content is still HILARIOUS AF!!! KEEP 'EM COMING! 😂😂😂😂
7:43 8:37 AM in the US would be afternoon in Turkey though.
1:43
After being left to die by his parents as an infant, killing his father (who he didn't know was his father), having four children with his mother (who he didn't know was his mother), gouging out his eyes, and banishing himself from his kingdom...
Oedipus is ready to put himself back out into the dating game.
For all of you who didn’t get the oedipus joke, oedipus was an ancient Greek hero who was said to marry his mother after murdering his father. Hearing this, the father kicked him out and had a servant carry him into the woods and leave him. He survived. When he grew up, he met his father, both not knowing who the other was, and his dad was a jerk. So he killed him. His mother, not knowing who killed him, fell in love with her son. They married, and the prophecy was complete
7:55 honestly this is how my relationship will probably start
I swear Fainted and Emkay are the same people 😅
tHaTs BeCaUsE hE iS, dUmBo!
Bro there is absolutely no possible way that emkay and fainted are the same person do you not hear the American accent from emkay and the obvious English accent from fainted
They are not
@@holasalonto r/woosh
@@dafyddgwynn3900
r/wooosh
My friend had a gf, who's name was Faith, when she cheated on him, I said “Well I guess she wasn't FAITHful 😆😆😆😆"
A man who can make pins even when his girl cheated
@@eggwaffle8496 puns
@@eggwaffle8496 it was my friend's girlfriend
Famingo Fan UwU I wasn't paying attention to the screen I was eating icecream sorry :b
@@eggwaffle8496 ok that is a valid excuse.
7:15
"I'm from Turkey."
"Cool! I wish I was from Europe, because I'm Hungary for you."
I wish she said that... I really wish she said that.
4:15 i love how you can see hes getting PokemonGO notifications and im not the only one who still plays it :D
0:20 I could make a joke about your name, but I fear you'd lose yourself in me.
I feel like trying to lay with someone in a hammock would be uncomfortable as you both are pushed towards the center
It's a *magnum* hammock
@@lead_tv *YES*
Damien: *censors the writing of the word slut*
Also Damien: *says it uncensored anyways*
6:20
"think you dropped something"
"i did?"
"Ah, yes here. A letter from the Jarl! Moving up in the world.
10:21 OMG DAMIEN SWEARED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
hi damien i hope you having a good day !! ☺️
10:20 caught you slippin you didn't censor yourself on that one
"Did you know that ditto is a failed clone of mew"
Did *you* know that the final evolutions of the starter clones that Mewtwo made have the same markings as the three base forms that he shared a telepathic bond with before he was "born" and who died?
Thank you person who liked my comment and reminded me that Mewtwo tried to clone the babies he was friends with for a short time before they passed away ;_;
The way Damien said "Damn. Alrighty then." was just so. Damn. Satisfying.
11:16 Elgin isn't pronounced el-jin, but el-gin (with a hard g) and for anyone is wondering where the heck that is, it's a small city located in Murray in the north east of Scotland.
Damien is lowkey an amazing commentator
"It just happens to have a casting couch"
Me, watching this video on a couch; *This is beyond science*
4:15
I love the Pokemon go notification
The logic from Shrek is thicc:
WHY can't I put ketchup on my Weiner even though it looks and tastes like a hot dog?
I wonder where that missing chunk went
| |
\|
/|
5:05
me:hears damien swear
also me: confused screaming
Great job on the thumbnail m8
The only horrific thing about this vid is the way...
You say TACO
Most people say taco like Tah-ko not tay-ko
No, you're supposed to say taco taco not taco
^^
Did you know
Taco backwards is ocaT
@Trevor Marks 0:51
3:36 being a trinity myself,
I would laugh my ass off of I read that on tinder.
1:08 "Mmm, you think make a good point, shrek is thicc; think you've opened up a whole new world."
1:42 Context: Oedipus was a guy from greek mythology who accidentally killed his father and married his mother. The didn‘t knew they were related to each other.
Somebody should just go on tinder and set up a profile under the name “shrek”
And make the bio section
“Hi I like yelling at Donkey and I loveeee Fiona AND I LOVE MY SWAMP I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE GOES IN MY SWAMP
Also PS
I’m an ogar.”
Allison PlaysRoblox ogre*
This makes me wanna make a tinder and put in my profile
“Looking for good r/tinder stories”
Emkay got so much better when Damien took over tbh
5:57 a furry is someone who likes bipedal dogs so he's not a furry
Hes just a weeb who likes dog girls with the ears and tail
"Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I wanna kill myself"
I'm so done 🤣
I’MMMM MR. KING DICE, I’MMMMM THE DEVIL’S RIGHT HAND MAN
*sees title*
*laughs in spider*
Çağatay: Cha-ha-tay
Something like that
13:44
"I wish you guys could see some of the faces I make when I do these readings."
Me too. Me too...
I LITERALLY SAID “Daddy” as not only it popped up, but Damien said it. HAHAHAHAHA. I’m loving this.
4:27
I mean... I have a friend that goes by "Nikki" even though her name is "Ashlynn" and she says that it's a "family nickname" soooooooo.....
So far i’ve seen no comments addressing this so i’m gonna day it myself, * inhales * Tahco
No, Taco's pronounced taco not taco
Dude there's so many joke you could do with Paris, because it's also a prince of Troy, the dude that steals Helena because he wgot her as a gift from Aphrodite because he voted for her being the most beautiful goddess on the wedding where that one goddess of Discordia threw a golden apple onto the talbe with the words 'for the most beatiful goddess' on them, this is later known as the twist apple and all that to start a fight out of spite because she wasn't invited and she wasn't invited in the first place because she is the goddess of Discordia meaning basicly the goddess of distrust and fights so she normally starts fights on feasts but this time she really put effort into it vecause she wan't invited and so Paris as a human is the perfect impartial judge for choosing the right goddes so the three most important goddesses all cheat, Hera offers him the greatest power of all humans , Athena offers him the greatest wisdom and Aprhrodite the most beautiful woman and he chooses the most beautiful woman and so he meets Helena the daughter of a Greek king who was promised to another Greek king as Greece had many kings ( because it had multiple city-states) and so he takes her to his city, Troy, and thus starts the Troyan war.
Tldr. Paris caused the film Troy.
Of and sorry if it's all a bit confusing but the greek writers didn't like to write stuff in chronological order and I tried to follow the version I read as closely as possible.
That's a full on paragraph about a joke
@@lead_tv did you avtually take the time to read it?
dude its 11:06 pm and I should be doing my web development HW , but I keep watching these videos! these are hilarious. your laugh is contagious +1 sub!
I only got at the last minute that's the King Dice tune hanging in the background and it was driving me insane.