I lost it when I heard Gaystapo. Just imagine the most flamboyantly gay men in very colorful suits interrogating you with the most over exaggerated gay voice ever.
@@babress3119 That's entirely false, there are many reasons why you might not feel all that thirsty despite needing more water. There's more than just old studies on how much water a body goes through. We lose about half a litre of water per day just through normal breathing alone.
@@mitchwilliamson5552 If there is too much water in your body it just gets rid of it via urinating? Thats how the body keeps care of the homeostasis. Why should you drink more water if you are just urinating it away?
Ok so this might be weird for me to say, but 1. people pee every 3-4 hours 2. If you are concerned about how much you pee, look at the color of it. If it's dark and more orange than that's a concern. 3. Or you could just go to a doctor if you're really concerned about it
Apollo is just upset because his sister Artemis started using vaccines on her hunters and he wants to prove that he could heal them even though he makes mistakes every once in awhile
I read this amazing book called "The Book Thief" which yeah, the main character has a Jewish guy hiding in her home and there were multiple instances of the Gestapo searching the home and almost finding him, and there was a chapter where he described a similar scenario as to the post this guy made. I imagined exactly the same city and home as I did in the book, but with gleaming rainbow pride flags rather than dusty streets. Yes, give that gentlesir and award (and check out that book if you can too, Death is the narrator 👌)
all this nazi talk. reminds me of someone asking on a forum what Mein Kraft was 10 years ago. to which someone replies "its the lesser known arts and crafts boook written by hitler
A woman said to Winston Churchill “if I was your wife I would poison your coffee” he responded “if I was your husband I would drink it” Edit:And also when someone from a private school said to him “we were taught to wash our hands after going to the toilet” he responded with “at my school we were taught not to piss on our hands”
she also said to winston:you are drunk.horrribly drunk. winston replied:you are ugly,very ugly.but the next day i shall be sober,but you will still be ugly.
MγsTIc DEMON I’ve considered causing 2 more world wars 1 so new Winston can grow up in the right environment and the second so he can defend himself against the aggressors
"Jens" is a first name from Northern Germany and is actually pronounced "Yens". How do I know? Well, that's my name. My name is Jens. Edit: It's a male first name, so shut the hell up about Jennifer.
“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day” *Are you challenging me?* Edit: So according to the replies, i am so mighty and powerful and all of you are so weak and pathetic that I singlehandedly raise the average to 6-8 times a day? That seems about right.
10:18 not really sure how that's a "murdered by words" when OP was clearly talking about classics that DIDN'T have female or racial leads then the reboots suddenly do. They're 100% right about Hollywood's forced diversity ploy.
I half agree. I love to see more women in media, but sometimes too many isn't the way to go. The diversity in movies and media seems so forced these days. I'm not sure how, but they should try to make it feel more natural
The irish one pissed me off so much I am Irish and here's why 1) It's Gaeilge, not Gaelic. As Gaeilge is a type of Gaelic, yes, but they are not the same language. Never have been. 2) How is 20 black kids going to kill the Irish language?? As long as I can remember the government has made it mandatory for all children (except those with dyslexia, who can't speak English, etc, etc) to learn Gaeilge 3) That guy is completely correct, the British (English mostly) 100% did try to destroy our culture, even at one point making it illegal to go to church and pray to the Catholic God, that's why deep in Irish forests there are mass rocks, where catholics would go in hiding with a priest to pray to their gods. There is still one standing in my town to this very day after the church was burnt down by the British Monarch All I have to say. Oh also, fuck racists
the dude talked about remakes with leads as just a play, not standalone films, so Arnold isn't in the right there, he didn't read what he said. Lynda in terminator 1 and 2 as the lead was great because, guess what, those are standalone movies, but the shitty remake with an all-female cast for ghostbusters as a cheap ploy of "Women empowerment" is bad. Hollywood uses it as a crutch for any publicity, good or bad, and its sad sometimes good movies with female leads are pushed aside for these woke movies with no substance.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen the reply to heterosexuals in pride month, but I’m still dying over the fact that the person who replied is named “Gaydolph Shitler”.
@@seigeengine No, because you're still peeing out the piss in your bladder. Holding it for a second is just blocking your bladder, not creating a second-time pee.
10:10 I don't get the downvotes as he is most likely pointing at films like ghostbusters or oceans eleven which aren't good but just start women in there
I was also confused by that so I kept rereading it to see what was wrong with it & the only possible reason I could think of is what a commenter said in this thread of it being in a Terminator related thread (most likely a comment related to the newest one)
If you think about it, t-Series losing all their subscribers would be a much more celebrated accomplishment, than anybody else doing it. So, I have one word to James Charles' channel: Good luck getting an award for your accomplishment; because bigger companies are always more controversial.
2:32 Yeah. Because it's not suspicious at ALL for a father to take his twelve year old to get an abortion with no presence or mention of the alleged father
Even with that you have to admit The response at 2:40 is an awful comparison...a stab wound scars and has proof it happened. In a rape case scars will prove it happened but not who did it,while A baby has DNA that concludes 100% the father raped her. If the baby is aborted the DNA evidence is lost and she may be too scared to tell anyone, who did it! Anyone who thinks the response "murdered" the og point doesn't get how the world works or how to make sensible comparisons...
@@rotz394 First, I was joking. Second, the only reason my name says gaming is because when I was younger, I wanted a gaming channel, now I cannot find how to change the name to Sings because I don't game. I sing.
6:32 Hmmm. I think I need to look at the first FRICKIN amendment for a minute. (1st Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.) Rough translation for this buffoon: ANYone in America can freely practice ANY religion they follow. Word of advice for Ray: Mind your own ducking business and open a history book. I also suggest going back to 3rd grade.
Best thing I heard today: "INCOMING!" *everybody ducks* *Sploosh* "Damn it, they were all the way across the field!" Context: Last two days of school, ROTC teacher breaks out the water balloons and slingshots, and someone got nailed in the face by the other team from across the entire football field. ^^
5:16 sidenote: we don't have elementary schools here in Ireland. Also, majority of those black kids are Irish. We're diverse, and it's not Gaelic. It's Irish, Irish Gaelic, or Celtic. Last thing, tá mé ábalta ag caint as Gaeilge. Not having a go, just adding to the corrections and that posts stupidity. I agree with that guy, it ain't the kids' fault.
Ummmm Celtic doesn't really apply to us alone, the Welsh are Celtic, the Scottish are Celtic, there's a whole load of Celtic cultures so while Irish and Irish Gaelic are correct, Celtic is wrong.
@@niallcowman0 I literally am Irish. Celtic refers to the languages and respective cultures of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany, also known as the Celtic nations.
@@nightcoremaniac178 I too am Irish and you just proved my point. Since the term Celtic is not unique to Ireland we can't call our language Celtic. It is a Celtic language but the language is not Celtic it's Gaeilge, Irish or Irish Gaelic.
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“I can hear them chanting YAASSS QUEEN!!”
*throws glitter enthusiastically into the air with a dead pan expression*
Throws glitter without throwing glitter
Mason Klotz ._.
hA, dead PAN
GeT iT
bEcaUse iM a PaNsexUaL, aNd iM deaD iNsiDe
Aquamarineedbsjejd
I need to see a fanfic about this. Like the olden days but more extreme
I lost it when I heard Gaystapo. Just imagine the most flamboyantly gay men in very colorful suits interrogating you with the most over exaggerated gay voice ever.
I'd die of laughter before they even got to the tickle torture.
So... James Charles?
@@brotherkhrayn3525 pretty much
Like, if you don't tell us where the straights are, we'll force you to watch some straight porn and stuff.
@@AlliedX you just can't keep a straight face during such a thing.
"the average human urinates six to eight times a day"
WHAT
edgelord
What kind of average human does that?
Or have we ascended?
I go about 2-3 times
Pretty normal if you drink normal like atleast 2ltr a day
@@babress3119 That's entirely false, there are many reasons why you might not feel all that thirsty despite needing more water. There's more than just old studies on how much water a body goes through. We lose about half a litre of water per day just through normal breathing alone.
@@mitchwilliamson5552 If there is too much water in your body it just gets rid of it via urinating? Thats how the body keeps care of the homeostasis. Why should you drink more water if you are just urinating it away?
"Gaystapo" and "closet police". This guy is brilliant XD
Don't forget Homonacht.
Homonachts almost lost the war when a bullet went straight into someone’s chest
@@HereComesThe-Sun *s t r a i g h t*
*BREEDER*
*Y A S S Q U E E N*
The “YASS QUEEN” killed me, I scared my cat laughing
Same, I lost my shit XD
*I n t e n s e w h e e z e*
Skeptical Wolf you did a bad thing by scaring your cat there is know a army of cats coming to your house
Shiny Night It was on accident , I gave a great head rub for it lol
Good I’ll tell the army to stop
Some person: “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me”
This subreddit: Hold my stick
And my bones
Hold my stick so I can beet you up with it
Why would they ask for a handjob?
@@erinrulezok what
@@Hm-mn3ip "hold my stick"
"The average human pees 6-8 times a day."
I pee like, twice a day...
Ok so this might be weird for me to say, but
1. people pee every 3-4 hours
2. If you are concerned about how much you pee, look at the color of it. If it's dark and more orange than that's a concern.
3. Or you could just go to a doctor if you're really concerned about it
@@ConfettiCannon1 my pees fine, we already got it checked out. I guess I'm just weird ._.
@@Bean-mr8sf well that's good I guess ;-; this is weird and awkward
Glad your healthy though
Have a good day/night..?
@@ConfettiCannon1 thanks for your concern stranger
:0 how much do u drink? Every time I drink something I have to pee like 5 seconds later
(Not really, just feels like it sometimes)
This dude straight up ignored “gaystapo” and “homonacht” I’m wheezing
@DKGames In my opinion, that was the BEST reply of this compilation
“The gaystapo” is my favorite quote of all time
Nicky h225 said by Gaydolph Hitler
Advacado Man these puns are the only funny ones
Oh u are ze straight one OFF TO THE RAINBOW CHAMBER WITH YOU
@@matthewfiedler4739
Analschwitz
how'd you do in PE today?
I f*cking lost it at "homonacht." That whole post was gold.
Same, the homonacht part was fucking priceless.
English isn’t my first language, what was that referring to?
@@JasminMiettunen I'm going to assume it's a reference to Kristallnacht, a purge of the Jewish population of Germany by the Nazis in 1938.
@@Monkeynuts502 I may be wrong, but wasn't it a purging of the SA?
@@meekonvadaameh Nah, that was the Night of the Long Knives, my original comment was edited because I thought that as well until I checked.
*Gaydolph Shitler*
is no-one going to mention that?
LukyanTheGreat The Gaystapo
@@cthulhuftagn4645 Gaymes Charles
Username checks out when you add an Uno reverse card.
r/rareinsults
Well that is quite a fitting name
“Gaystapo”
Im dead.
No but help me they are in the next room im in a cupboard help
Woahh tc dude lmao 😂
Are u still alive
@@BeterDefeter
It's safe to assume he was caught
Did they get you?
“i could hear them chanting YAAS QUEEN” 💀💀💀
MORE CURSED COMMENTS.
This is okay too,but I want to crack up when I'm supposed to be sleeping
FrontEye's Videos just download reddit and look at cursed comments lol
@@yukariko487 nah man,I'd rather crack up on the 2 episodes he has made,
The sub is now posting mostly non-cursed posts so it should be hard to find content there rn
Pirs of Catarina yes
Exactly
4:36. I usually don’t laugh at names but my god is the funny name. Gaydolph Shitler has to be the funniest name I’ve seen on Reddit ever.
Mine is u/monkeypp
YEESS QWEEN
"no vaccines in my day" how OLD is that person??? My parents are nearly 60 and got the small pox & polio vaccines in high school ?????
its probably like zeus or something
Probably a prehistoric sea jelly or something.
VACCINES WERE INVENTED IN 1796
WHO TF WROTE THAT
w h a t s t h e i r s e c r e t
Apollo is just upset because his sister Artemis started using vaccines on her hunters and he wants to prove that he could heal them even though he makes mistakes every once in awhile
apollo was mad at zeus because hes a hecking mortal now
People trying to start arguments about race? Must be Tumblr
I... think you haven‘t been around in 2020 then...
Edit: oh sorry this vid was posted in 2019 lol
@@acaterinab also it’s just such a Tumblr thing to do lol any time you see a post like those ones odds are, yep, it’s Tumblr
Or Twitter
Or Facebook. Or the usa
most of the 14 year old tumblr girls moved to twitter by now.
Damien, your voice really butters my croissant. I love it
*Really waters my crops*
@@jasonmartin4775 Nice
It really bakes my bread.
it really smelts my iron ore
It’s cuts into my baguette no not french for magic wand I mean the real baguette like made of bread
4:53 - their username is “GaydolphShitler”. now THAT is a true, beautiful masterpiece.
áine hoye omg I didn’t notice 😆
"The Gaystapo." Omg I'm done, that one got med good. 😆
It got my grandmas meds pretty badly considering shes dead
@@hazz4rd201 omg stop it y'all xD
I couldn’t stop laughing at the pride month thing Jesus Christ my lungs
Derek Fisher yeah, that’s why I believe that in a few years we’re gonna have the Homocaust
Derek Fisher oh yes because straight people don’t do that every other month of the year, i love your logic sir
@Derek Fisher I'm straight but straights literally do that all the time, but somehow it's a problem when LGBTQ+ people do? Your logic is flawed.
Derek Fisher never. straight pride isn’t a thing because straight people never suffered for being straight.
@Derek Fisher you realize they only got to legally marry less than 10 years ago right?
The “Gaystapo” instead of the ‘Gestapo’ actually got me
I'm glad someone else noticed that, I couldn't stop laughing.
the best thing was his user ‘gaydolphshitler’
I just want to shake that guy's hand
I read this amazing book called "The Book Thief" which yeah, the main character has a Jewish guy hiding in her home and there were multiple instances of the Gestapo searching the home and almost finding him, and there was a chapter where he described a similar scenario as to the post this guy made. I imagined exactly the same city and home as I did in the book, but with gleaming rainbow pride flags rather than dusty streets. Yes, give that gentlesir and award (and check out that book if you can too, Death is the narrator 👌)
all this nazi talk. reminds me of someone asking on a forum what Mein Kraft was 10 years ago. to which someone replies "its the lesser known arts and crafts boook written by hitler
“I can hear them screaming YAAAAS QUEEN!”
OMG LMFAO 😂
what got me was the thing about thigh high boots
The whole thing was funny but the yass queen and thigh high boots part had me screaming
4:22 This mans needs to write a book with this theme, that was friggin beautiful. I'd read that in a heartbeat
I've considered it for a while tbh
"The rise of the gaystapo"
It's a funny concept, a reversal of the current world..... but cranked up to about 750%. I love it
I feel like it's based of of "The Book Thief". Which takes place during WW2.
Edit: only a certain aspect of the book tho.
It was so well written.
Simply amazing.
“The average human urinates 6 to 8 times a day”
John Mulaney: *11*
Chosenmaple 99 *reaching for gloves* there may be something wrong with your prostate
@@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 No no. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. Like a crime.
The ‘YASS QUEEN’s are still echoing in my mind to this day.....
I can't sleep at night because I'm not sure if the "YASS QUEEN" is coming from outside or my mind...
My teacher wont stop saying it
Look at the dude’s username
YASS QUEEN, YAS QUEEN, YAS QUEEN!
The first things I thought of when I read this were
“KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN!”
And
“Wow Shuichi, you really snatched my weave. WIG- *YAS QUEEN* !
A woman said to Winston Churchill “if I was your wife I would poison your coffee” he responded “if I was your husband I would drink it”
Edit:And also when someone from a private school said to him “we were taught to wash our hands after going to the toilet” he responded with “at my school we were taught not to piss on our hands”
Winston Churchill is a r/Murderedbywords gold mine.
I've heard this one before. Still makes me laugh 😂
she also said to winston:you are drunk.horrribly drunk. winston replied:you are ugly,very ugly.but the next day i shall be sober,but you will still be ugly.
Matthew Connelly fucking love that one as well the human race will never produce an absolute unit like that again
MγsTIc DEMON I’ve considered causing 2 more world wars 1 so new Winston can grow up in the right environment and the second so he can defend himself against the aggressors
I love Damien. He's just a humble guy, working in middle class and getting a paying hobby that he enjoys doing. It's just so wholesome.
@Stanley2000 **exgirlfriend but true
Stanley2000
you should probably watch the response
Rayne Cat debunked, hw dated a clingy nice girl that tried to ruin his career he made a video with evidence
"Jens" is a first name from Northern Germany and is actually pronounced "Yens".
How do I know? Well, that's my name. My name is Jens.
Edit: It's a male first name, so shut the hell up about Jennifer.
Nooo your name is “Number Two”
Hi Jenny how's it my friend
@@Nater2004 Doin' great, how about you?
@@jens-ovebeier6901 lel
Jennifer, is that you?
4:36 his name is GaydolphShitler r/beetle juicing?
yes, that is the best name
Nah bruh, it's r/rimjobsteve
*pokes head out of toilet* beetlejuice?
r/usernamechecksout
Would it gaydolf?
"the gaystapo" i’m cackling
It's called the GAYSTAPO FREAKING HILARIOUS
okay but HOMONACHT as a reference to krystallnacht,,,,now that was golden
"they are in ze closet"
@@hornattila is that a coming out of the closet joke
@@Clayton-vn6pe maybe
“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day”
*Are you challenging me?*
Edit: So according to the replies, i am so mighty and powerful and all of you are so weak and pathetic that I singlehandedly raise the average to 6-8 times a day? That seems about right.
Six to eight times...? I barely pee 5 times a week!
@@stoopiosproductions3130 ummm you need some help then
Yeah scrolled down to say something. I only go 2 or 3 times. Tf
Oh no..oh..oh no.....
@@ciara7172 same lol
i never thought i could relate at this subject
"White Africa isn't a thing"
Me: I do not exist then.
North Africa?
What is africa like? Are the rains blessed by toto?
@@Sexy_Stev not poor and savage like you see in tv
Sad i do not exist either, oh well
Howzit! From Cape Town 😊
Alan with a silent k
You murdered me with words
4:25 I can’t get over the “gaystapo.” That killed me for some reason the word play just worked so well.
Marching in their thigh-high boots.
The closet police
Damien's Laughing/Wheezing: *[Exists]*
Me: EVERYONE LIKE THAT!
“the average human urinates 6-8 times a day”
i must not be an average human then oopsies
@LolManMacHee what
Finally, I’m above average!
Your "YAAASSSS QUEEN" gives me almost enough life as your laugh does.
You are on all the vids lol
@@fernandosalazar730 yup
@Eemi Lehto no u.
@Eemi Lehto good one
As a gay girl, same and I’m laughing my ass off that whole post
"gaystapo" I choked on my food with that one
damien saying "yass queen" is the best thing i've heard all day
10:18 not really sure how that's a "murdered by words" when OP was clearly talking about classics that DIDN'T have female or racial leads then the reboots suddenly do. They're 100% right about Hollywood's forced diversity ploy.
I half agree. I love to see more women in media, but sometimes too many isn't the way to go. The diversity in movies and media seems so forced these days. I'm not sure how, but they should try to make it feel more natural
They were specifically talking about the terminator movies in an earlier post.
@@justanautomaton oh ok
9:35 oh my god. OH MY GOD. IT'S A FRICKIN' SHOULDER EVERYBODY FREAK OUT
just like school dress codes
I dunno man, if I see a shoulder, I just can't help but NUT all over the place. Women should protect my purity by just ceasing to exist.
*Hellfire from **_The Hunchback of Notre Dame_** intensifies.*
Ik!
Mr. Smith
You know what they say, “if she breathes she’s a THOT”
Don't forget about the ankles and elbows. Even just thinking about it makes me faint!
Damians laugh makes these videos a million times better!
The irish one pissed me off so much
I am Irish and here's why
1) It's Gaeilge, not Gaelic. As Gaeilge is a type of Gaelic, yes, but they are not the same language. Never have been.
2) How is 20 black kids going to kill the Irish language?? As long as I can remember the government has made it mandatory for all children (except those with dyslexia, who can't speak English, etc, etc) to learn Gaeilge
3) That guy is completely correct, the British (English mostly) 100% did try to destroy our culture, even at one point making it illegal to go to church and pray to the Catholic God, that's why deep in Irish forests there are mass rocks, where catholics would go in hiding with a priest to pray to their gods. There is still one standing in my town to this very day after the church was burnt down by the British Monarch
All I have to say.
Oh also, fuck racists
Calm down Karen.
@@PongoXBongo Pretty sure Karens are the racist ones
Would u like like to speak to the page administrator?
Ah, White European Nationalists...
Good job mah fellow irish
10:00 hes actually right. I assume that he means a sequel where it is a full female lead wich is a way to bank in on certain audiences
Yeah. Like the lame Ghostbusters they did.
Little Rey Skywalker in the Disney Star Wars remakes...
the dude talked about remakes with leads as just a play, not standalone films, so Arnold isn't in the right there, he didn't read what he said. Lynda in terminator 1 and 2 as the lead was great because, guess what, those are standalone movies, but the shitty remake with an all-female cast for ghostbusters as a cheap ploy of "Women empowerment" is bad. Hollywood uses it as a crutch for any publicity, good or bad, and its sad sometimes good movies with female leads are pushed aside for these woke movies with no substance.
4:26 THE GAYSTAPO IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING FBDNSJJEKEKWKLSLS
edit: OPs NAME IS GAYDOLPH SHITLER I CANT
Kill me
It's not that funny
God I love that post.
It’s so fucking funny
@@lpz.marley its called being vsco but let them be before they get their insta bfs on here
Shut up its not funny
“I can hear them yelling YASS QUEEN,YASS QUEEN! Outside in the streets!” Omg! Very creative! Give the person who wrote this a medal!🤣
7:14
"Think about it"
...and then go throw up"
😂😂😂😂
I absolutley despise people like you. One emoji is enough you monster.
@@courtneyelevier1527
But.... But they're fun. 😮😯
@@courtneyelevier1527 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@courtneyelevier1527 I know right, so annoying! 😠😠😤😤
@@courtneyelevier1527 I hate emojis
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen the reply to heterosexuals in pride month, but I’m still dying over the fact that the person who replied is named “Gaydolph Shitler”.
“Do you think I’ve peed a million times in my life?”
Yeah, he’s dumb. You just did all the work for him though.
Does it count as separate incidents of peeing if you hold it for a sec?
@@seigeengine No, because you're still peeing out the piss in your bladder. Holding it for a second is just blocking your bladder, not creating a second-time pee.
"Marky mark and the zuckerbunch"
Im dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can we please just have a post where someone actually murdered someone with words?
Lol yea xD
😨 "words" 🔫😃
Just Name your Gun "Words" and then shoot someone
well i can tape some words onto a knife and stab someone with it if that's what you want.
We meet again
2:24 Doctor: So uh, how'd she get pregnant?
Dad: **Shit**
That last one makes me think of “Back in my day we just died!”
This dudes laugh could cure cancer 😂
Tbaby Loves you yup
Tbaby Loves you yup
@@mavisdom-animeonpiano Yup
Yup
Yup
I lowkey just want these people who go back and forth online to just fight it out
Rule #1 of Internet Flame Wars:
Do not reply to a comment with a discussion about Fight Club.
Rule #1 of Fight Club:
You do not talk about Fight Club
“The Gaystopo” has me huddled in my shower crying laughing
*switch (publicApology) (*
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*speak ('I AM SORRY') ;*
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ha
ha
I hate pride month it should be black history month instead fuck you
Nice
@@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329?????? how does this have to do with pride month..?
No wonder Batman’s butler called him master Bruce when he was young then started telling him mister Bruce
'YAS QUEEN' LMAO. Hearing that was like VR. We need to find the OP and give him/her an Oscar!
“Poor Jared. Lost his marriage, DIGITY, and sub loss record.”
Damien just makes these so much funnier cause he keeps wheezing after most of them
*“r/ murdered by .... well-wha- WORDS of course....* _what else would it be_ ...”
What made me laugh today is my boyfriend jokingly naming a fictional cockroach after a fictional character
I actually let out a laugh at the “gaystapo” part, damn that retort was really good
EmKay... I love this channel
MmKay
Damien feels like an uncle i havent seen in a while
10:10 I don't get the downvotes as he is most likely pointing at films like ghostbusters or oceans eleven which aren't good but just start women in there
True
might have been on a terminator specific reddit/post
Its kind of true
Guy who responded is a dumbass . He’s talking bout remaking classics
I was also confused by that so I kept rereading it to see what was wrong with it & the only possible reason I could think of is what a commenter said in this thread of it being in a Terminator related thread (most likely a comment related to the newest one)
Damian screaming "YAAAS QUEEN!!!" gives me so much life.
“What else would it be? It’s words”💀😂
"Why spend money on robot bees?"
*BECAUSE I WANT MY ROBOT BEE ARMY, KEVIN! GET OUT OF MY LAB!*
your laugh is the reason I wake up in the morning
Damien doesn’t laugh at the actual posts, he laughs at his own jokes
4:50 oh my god this passage killed me 😂🤣
10:09 hes right but he sounds pretentious and I dont think Arnold read that correctly so idk why thats even included in the subreddit
Exactly
Jared: I’ve lost everything at least I have my sub loss record
James Charles: hold my beer
T-Series: Gimme that beer, and I won't immediately ask RUclips to demonetize your videos.
More like hold my make up lol
the funny thing is that james charles wouldnt have a beer. it would be some sort of sparkling water lololololololololol
He’s back guys!
Edit: forgot to say that’s he isn’t guilty.
The fact that it's Chris Ray Gun on top of it makes it so much sweeter.
4:12 "gaystapo" SENT me oml
Ford: Lays off 7k workers, and gets hell for it.
GM: Am I a joke to you?
yeah, there are thousands of Canadian workers of GM, and they're losing their jobs.
@@rotz394 Thats true
@@rotz394 Welcome to the real world
My bet is that James Charles was going for a world record, look at the bright side he did it better than T-Series
If you think about it, t-Series losing all their subscribers would be a much more celebrated accomplishment, than anybody else doing it.
So, I have one word to James Charles' channel: Good luck getting an award for your accomplishment; because bigger companies are always more controversial.
he also clapped back hard which was a plus
Me: :|
Damien: laughs
Me: :)
9:03 That voice acting was amazing.
I thought the first one was Wallace from Wallace and gromit for some reason...
"The average human urinates 6-8 times a day"
Does that include accident bed wetting/laughing to hard/sneeze/cough to hard?
2:32 Yeah. Because it's not suspicious at ALL for a father to take his twelve year old to get an abortion with no presence or mention of the alleged father
Even with that you have to admit The response at 2:40 is an awful comparison...a stab wound scars and has proof it happened. In a rape case scars will prove it happened but not who did it,while A baby has DNA that concludes 100% the father raped her. If the baby is aborted the DNA evidence is lost and she may be too scared to tell anyone, who did it! Anyone who thinks the response "murdered" the og point doesn't get how the world works or how to make sensible comparisons...
School? I am too old for that Damien, you silly goose.
No wonder you have to resort to gaming...
@@rotz394 First, I was joking. Second, the only reason my name says gaming is because when I was younger, I wanted a gaming channel, now I cannot find how to change the name to Sings because I don't game. I sing.
@@AeoniSings you changed your name since lmao
@@auugh43546 Yea because I finally found out how
4:51 This "YAAAS, QWEEN!" is the cutest thing I've ever heard
6:32 Hmmm. I think I need to look at the first FRICKIN amendment for a minute.
(1st Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.)
Rough translation for this buffoon: ANYone in America can freely practice ANY religion they follow.
Word of advice for Ray: Mind your own ducking business and open a history book. I also suggest going back to 3rd grade.
I don't think most US citizens like Ray possess that high of a reading level...
Best thing I heard today:
"INCOMING!" *everybody ducks* *Sploosh*
"Damn it, they were all the way across the field!"
Context: Last two days of school, ROTC teacher breaks out the water balloons and slingshots, and someone got nailed in the face by the other team from across the entire football field. ^^
Yes papa, you have blessed us with an upload 🤲
*YAS QUEEN
“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day”
My prostate: "Are you challenging me?"
Adam Opalecky yikes
I have such a small bladder I ho like 12 times a day. Its fun explaining to bosses that i medically need more pee breaks
Isn't prostate the thing in your bump and it's the reason gay people exist?
"The average human pees 6-8 times a day"
Me: hA! iM nOt lIke oTher gUys!!
1:20 *_pulls out uno reverse card._*
What Made my day today? Getting nightmares from browsing the SCP website for way to long
HAHAHHS THE CLOSET POLICE CHANTING 'YASSS QUEEN'
That is the best.
5:16 sidenote: we don't have elementary schools here in Ireland. Also, majority of those black kids are Irish. We're diverse, and it's not Gaelic. It's Irish, Irish Gaelic, or Celtic. Last thing, tá mé ábalta ag caint as Gaeilge. Not having a go, just adding to the corrections and that posts stupidity. I agree with that guy, it ain't the kids' fault.
Ummmm Celtic doesn't really apply to us alone, the Welsh are Celtic, the Scottish are Celtic, there's a whole load of Celtic cultures so while Irish and Irish Gaelic are correct, Celtic is wrong.
@@niallcowman0 I literally am Irish. Celtic refers to the languages and respective cultures of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany, also known as the Celtic nations.
@@nightcoremaniac178 I too am Irish and you just proved my point. Since the term Celtic is not unique to Ireland we can't call our language Celtic. It is a Celtic language but the language is not Celtic it's Gaeilge, Irish or Irish Gaelic.
Projared lost at losing
Oh god i laughed too much at gaystapo
4:47 I never read books, but that sounds like something I’d actually read
That last one was all out... I'm amazed about how smart humanity has gotten
okay, no shit, that long story about pride month sounded way too good, that should be a story
Half of these are, like, just arguments and not even funny ones
But the rest of them like the PhD guy are golden. Keep it up!
3:45
South Africa:
Am I joke to you
God damnit at 4:56 the story and your voice made me laugh that I messed up the line work on my art 😆