@@Waxotoo Both English/French Canadians use the same original spelling as Britain/France. The joke is that Canadians are so nice we're polite even when insulting someone.
Boy: “hey what’s the time now?” Girl: “ I already have a boyfriend.” Grandma: “ can u help me with these grocery bags.” Boy: “ I already have a grandma.”
Honestly I litterally greet everyone in the street as Im from a village, but certain women between 20-30 I stopped greeting. You know those that are dressed up and you can just see they are arrogant enough to think you are harassing them by simply greeting them. Most girls between that age are the biggest assholes around. On some occasions I do greet an older woman that still thinks that, but honestly that is just sad. I mean I can see why a beautifull young girl thinks Im coming on to her as I wouldnt oppose to that, but when you passed 35 you should realize as a woman that men arent even that interested anymore right? Im not saying all beautifull girls are like that, but you can see if they are friendly from a mile away. Usually to much make up and dressed like a whore means you better walk by without looking at them.
'People will report rapist to the police and get traumatised, yet they'll go home and have sex with their husbands' See how stupid that sounds? That's exactly how the person who wrote that sounds to us.
“I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month, how can I stop him.” Me: How is he about to turn 18 in the first place
1) There is a division in the CIA entirely dedicated to the creation of memes. Channels like these tend to be inexplicably successful and heavily boosted by youtube's "safe-for-kids" algorithm. 2) EmKay's profile pic is clearly the 666 hand gesture... as evidenced especially by its care to have the three raised fingers contrivedly exposed and divided. Try doing an "ok" gesture naturally, and find out for yourself how forced it would be for you to separate the three fingers that way. 3) Don't you find it odd that these videos tend to constantly sprinkle in memes denigrating "anti-vaxxers" during a time when a novel RNA or DNA vaccine is in the works to be mass produced and delivered to the entirety of the human population... Let go of this artificially produced majority consensus arrogance and educate yourself with real primary source evidenced information and news. True "anti-vax" experts and doctors have never lost in debates against pro-vax doctors and in fact pro-vax experts are known to routinely avoid such debates if they include the serious contenders. Read the works of Dr. Sheri Tenpenny and Dr. Andrew Kaufman. Watch videos on youtube and elsewhere by Spiro Skouras, the Corbett Report, the Last American Vagabond and others... if you want to be more than just another small man in the crowd.
@@Xeno_Solarus I'm also 21, and I have Boomers as parents. Also, you're gen z. 1996 is the beginning of gen z. And since you failed to achieve the memo, millenial is thrown around by everyone who refuses to adapt to modern times and take responsibility for their major part in the massive shithole we call modern society. It just so happens that the vast majority of those pathetic individuals are 40+ years of age. Again, if that went over your head, "millenial" and "boomer" are used general terms.
@@Xeno_Solarus Little fun fact about people who call young adults millennials, they're almost always using the term wrong. The most commonly used definition of millennial is someone born anywhere between 1981 and 1996, and going by this definition the youngest millennial would be 23 right now while the oldest would be 39. While 23 still could be considered a young adult people often THINK millennial stands for people between the ages of, let's say 16 and 25. People who are just going to start college, are currently in college or have recently finished college. The reason for this is that the term millennial has mostly been used as a way to dismiss someone as belonging to the group of people who think they know what the world is like but actually don't because they're still going to school/college. This usage of the term came about because when the actual millennials grew up they pointed at a lot of things the older generations were doing and questioned them, such as how for many people the only way to go to college in the US is to be in debt and how big companies would go so far as to cast doubt on climate change because taking steps to save the environment would lead to reduced profits. The response of SOME parts of the older generations (primarily the rich and the conservatives) was to say that all those things the millennials were questioning were in fact good things and then took it a step further by claiming that the only reason the millennials didn't understand this was because they didn't understand what the real world is like. While many of these old timers have acknowledged that millennials are adults now there are those who still act like the term millennial refers to ignorant brats either because otherwise they'd have to acknowledge that the millennials know what the world is like and might have a valid point with their objections... or they're ignorant themselves and don't realize that the term refers to people born in a specific time period, not people of a certain age (namely young people). Of course there's also old people who just refuse to accept that so much time has passed by that millennials are no longer the college kids they used to be. Important to remember is that the term millennial is largely used negatively by people who are either unpleasant in general, ignorant, or who don't have any real facts to back them up and would rather undermine the opposition by claiming the opposition just doesn't see the big picture.
I hate to say it, but I totally get her point. SOMEWHAT, mind you. When somebody is doing more in a relationship for a long period of time, in any way, you wish you could be treated like you are treating them. My ex and I were like that. I had a steady job and he never did which meant for 4 years he got gifts for christmas and his birthday and I never got a single thing. I was okay with it but I wasn't, I tried to understand but it still makes you feel worth less to them. I think that was the type of thing she was trying to say, she just made it sound so petty and worse.
"You're fairly good-looking" is now considered coming on _so strong_ that you need to attach an "I'm not gay, but..." disclaimer? How exactly does one have a _non-sexual_ conversation these days?
Thats not sexual lmfao Thats just trying to get a message across that you also dont hold intimate feelings toward someone while also telling them something nice that you noticed I avoid giving compliments now because people seem to have the habbit of thinking i want to date them
Easy solution: When carrying the package to the doorstep, just... drop it. Not so obviously drop it. (In case they have cameras around their house) But bend down and Drop it about 3 or so feet off the ground. For extra points, make it land on a corner of the box. My best friend in middle school used to do that all the time when helping her mom deliver crap and boy... She's got a lot of stories.
Your icon made me question my sanity cause im not sure if my eyes are playing tricks on me or you actually have a fucking horrible pun as an icon. I respect you.
@@microwave856 they introduce themselves in the beginning of the video after the first meme/reddit post, like Lexi starts with "hi sexy im lexi and..." you get used to it, I realized that when i noticed that the voices sounded different.
We aren't, just against the act of homosexuality. I think the joke was about the priest allegations (which is kinda horrible to joke about honestly, such a small part of the faithful 💗💗
Well... let's just say that the "religious karens" were the ones that ruined this religion. They force other people to join with only vague context while it's actually something else.
@@exoticcats6119 Do kids from other countries get, like, 5 pages of homework a week or something? I only started doing homework in year 5, the first year it was just spelling (it was really easy, my teacher for that year was pretty nice) and for the second year it was just the same spelling activities with a little sheet of tasks to do... (I'm from Australia, by the way)
Sssniper Wolf when I was in elementary school I got 3 hours of homework everyday. In middle school I got 1 hour of homework for each class, and I had 8 classes. So I had about 6-8 hours worth of homework everyday for that past 3 years of middle school.
In defense of the adoption with skin tone differences post, they were likely trying to talk about the celebrities who adopt kids from developing nations just to flex, and the people inspired by them. It's simply hard to determine intention until the effects already warp the kids' psyches. I'm adopted. I was staring the foster care system in the face with how close I was to ending up in it. Vanity adopters exist and I'm glad my service screened all candidates to prevent me from ending up with one.
I want to adopt a child from a third world country, not because I have a superiority complex, but because they would need my help more. An orphan in Ireland would be able to live through the system, but an orphan in Yemen would die starving if I don't help.
10:30 .... You do know the difference between Lesbian and Bisexual, Do you? Like- Boi. Also, Thank you random person who effing showed this woman who's BOSS. Bisexual's UNITE!
Charlotte the absolute madlad: "Aight then auntie, how's your divorce going?" Her mother: "what the fuck did you do now" Her father: "Why do I have 3 missed calls from your mom"
Mom:mY kIdS aRe nOt gOiNg tO gEt A dIseAsE. Kid: *gets disease* Mom: Well he won't be autistic Kid:*gets Ebola Sierra* Mom: Kid:*kills off all if humanity* Mom:I knew he would do something big one day
@@clairerhodes4858 Very nasty joke in general. I think you guys are lost. But also irrelevant. I wanted to use that opportunity to inform you kids. But I don't want to anymore.
Janitors and other such workers for jobs that "nobody wants to do" are incredible. I always take a moment to say thank you to the sanitary team at my workplace, I don't know what we'd do without them.
You're right. I mean, come on, English is not my first language (I'm Spanish) and I still know the difference between "Your" and "You're", it's not that hard! Same thing with "Their" and "They're"
5:55 what she means by two contractions: comment or DM me if *your* a spoiled Millennial who thinks *your* owed anything Basically she means she wants him to use the proper short language
@@nickkohlmann "You owe me two contractions" -- My brain: "Two... orgasms? She can't possibly mean childbirth..." I missed it too, and I write for a living 😂
10:59 I would tell her "Wanna know what's wrong with you? You are pissed at me for telling your homophobic mother the things that she hates. I may have gone overboard, but she did call me a f****t because I am a homosexual"
Btw the contractions part is because they said your instead of you're twice When you use a word that's a mixture of two words it's called a contraction
I remember when a comversatiom about gays was brought up around my dad. My dad was saying how I can call myself whatever sexuality I want, but he will always think I'm confused. Even when I told him that is kissed a girl, he said I was just experimenting. So I looked at him and asked "so I've been confused for 4 years?" He didn't say much after that.
As funny as this video is, it always just leaves me that much more disappointed in our society and how dismally it has failed all of us. And the fact that some of these people genuinely do not see anything wrong with what they’re saying makes it that much worse. We’re all doomed if no one can change this
@@niknabilah5179 And even if it was, that doesn't mean each and every muslim is such a person. Coming from a German who still gets confronted about our history
Being someone with Aspergers myself, I definitely agree with the person at 8:06 because yeah, how does one associate autism with stupidity, and vaccines with autism. Even if a vaccinated child is autistic doesn’t mean all of them are so anti Vaxxers, even if it causes autism doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, in fact it means you should return to the very schools that you dropped out of way too early.
Reading 2:30 is like. My family has no property but the house we live in which is in payments by them right now. i own nothing. My parents gave their heart and soul to their kids. Helped my bro and gonna help me paying for uni and getting our lives together. So we aint rich. Just some middle class getting by. But at list my parents had raised polite kids whp appreciate people's personality and strengths rather than their bank account
9:04 Knowing someone who is a veterinarian, this is the truth. Apparently, a lot of patients come from bad owners who follow whatever they found on the Internet.
3:43 i love how this guy just casually tries to gloss over the issue when it’s very real. the classic “but there are worse things going on!” argument that makes no sense. it’s like saying it doesn’t matter someone’s leg broke because your uncle died yesterday. they both mattered. otherwise the entire list he wrote would be useless and replaceable only with the most important issue, as all the other ones are invalidated because they aren’t worse than that.
5:29 Oh sorry! I live in (literally any country) where we spell things correctly. *gasp* What an arbitrary and generic "my country is the best country" arguement.
@@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 we are pretty stupid we don't even know proper English and we measure shit in imperial for some odd reason even tho it's inaccurate.
Well they have blocked any trade deal that doesn't screw the UK over so i think they take it pretty serious and just mock the UK when they fight back because they think that anyone who thinks differently to them is a nazi. Also, anti EU views are getting much bigger within the EU and its gonna collapse sooner or later. The uk existed just fine before the EU, so their mockery is like a monkey throwing its shit at an elephant because it thinks the elephant accepts being bullied when all it needs to do is step on the monkey once to kill it completely.
@Axl Dave and then got a few more and named them france and germany and labour, and trained them to visciously attack brexit when he tries to leave with no fuss.
5:50 Can we just appreciate how cute this dog is, tho. My family has a staffie cross that looks just like him~~ Though, I don't think my dog would be able to resist the steak without turning his nose away from it to avoid the scent
I find it amazing that my parents have adapted to the modern era, using complicated technology. Like my dad is nearing 50, and he uses the latest mobile set. It make me realize how lucky I am to have such wonderful parents.
8:16 I'm 9 and i can confirm that this adult makes me want to swallow a tidepod. The fact that adults like these are not 6 years old both completely amazes me, and makes me not want to live. Smh.
God, same. As an 11 year old, at least I’m mature enough to understand that just because something else might be worse doesn’t mean your hardships don’t matter. I’ve always hated it when people say “other people have it worse than you” like it negates the fact that what you’re going through is still difficult. Ugh.
I know right! Sure Junior year of college is way harder but at the end of the day, we are 4th graders! And for us 4th grade is hard because we have never experienced it before.
funny thing about 3:50 ... they're right. The electronic items we use on a day-to-day basis give off positive ions which counteract with us, causing us not to feel good. Outside, though, we are surrounded by negative ions, which don't counteract and make us feel good. So, if using your phone makes you more depressed, then it might actually be right. Remember, it's mostly the phone itself, not social media. (Though it could be!)
"What a polite way to say F**k you"
I mean he lives in *C A N A D A*
In Canada we just call that humor ;) (* HumoUr)
@@37thraven i dont really understand the joke, is that because we(Quebec) talk in french?
@@Waxotoo Both English/French Canadians use the same original spelling as Britain/France. The joke is that Canadians are so nice we're polite even when insulting someone.
If anyone has mastered the art of being polite whilst still getting their message across, its the Canadians.
Polite? It came off as passive aggressive to me
Boy: “hey what’s the time now?”
Girl: “ I already have a boyfriend.”
Grandma: “ can u help me with these grocery bags.”
Boy: “ I already have a grandma.”
LOL.
Honestly I litterally greet everyone in the street as Im from a village, but certain women between 20-30 I stopped greeting. You know those that are dressed up and you can just see they are arrogant enough to think you are harassing them by simply greeting them. Most girls between that age are the biggest assholes around.
On some occasions I do greet an older woman that still thinks that, but honestly that is just sad. I mean I can see why a beautifull young girl thinks Im coming on to her as I wouldnt oppose to that, but when you passed 35 you should realize as a woman that men arent even that interested anymore right?
Im not saying all beautifull girls are like that, but you can see if they are friendly from a mile away. Usually to much make up and dressed like a whore means you better walk by without looking at them.
swami dude ok you started out sounding like a decent person but ending your comment with “dressed like a whore” really curved that.
adrienne leigh And saying that women over 35 should realize that no one wants to date them.
Rojina Karimirad yeah no u right I just fixated on that phrase
"I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month. How can I stop him?"
Cough on him.
Lol
fucking christ dude 🤣🤣 nice
How did he live 'til 18 without vaccines? lol They usually don't even reach the age of 7 or 8.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker *Achievement: One of the lucky few*
Lmfao😩😂💀💀
"people run from rain but sit in a bathtub full of water"
Ever heard of consent?
That is true.
And temperature? And wearing clothes?
@@Ignasimp Yeah, everyone knows ya gotta streak when it's raining; clothes just won't do.
'People will report rapist to the police and get traumatised, yet they'll go home and have sex with their husbands'
See how stupid that sounds? That's exactly how the person who wrote that sounds to us.
I did question people dodging getting splashed by someone on a water slide. We were at a water park, and it was raining.
antivaxx parent : my kids will never get autism!
kid : *dies*
antivaxx parent : well... atleast he didnt get austism??
Baby Boomer thinking at its best
1000 iq moment
*Victory?*
no
See? It’s so weird! Even if vaccines gave your kids autism, like, what..?
1:16 the fact he’s alive at 17 is a miracle
Kirb The Legend I’m unvaccinated at 16 lmao (I’m getting vaccinated when I turn 18 as well)
Vork29 bless your soul
CallMeVENOM lol
Vork29 praying for you
@@vork299 show your parents the vax happened subreddit on your 18th b-day!
“Why would disabled people be out after 5pm?”
BECAUSE THEY GOT STUFF TO DO-
SAVAGE👍
Top notch👍
Chad E You don’t know how you hit a space button..... how am I the dumb one?
@@cruzjunior05 h A H A
C h ad
Chad E it’s a joke dumbass, who’s the dumb one here?
Complex shin Stop using gay as an insult, also just because they like gacha that does not mean they are the same as what you’ve seen from the fandom.
“I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month, how can I stop him.” Me: How is he about to turn 18 in the first place
An anti-vaxed child that lived to be 17?
I get it now!
Her son is imaginary!
1) There is a division in the CIA entirely dedicated to the creation of memes. Channels like these tend to be inexplicably successful and heavily boosted by youtube's "safe-for-kids" algorithm.
2) EmKay's profile pic is clearly the 666 hand gesture... as evidenced especially by its care to have the three raised fingers contrivedly exposed and divided. Try doing an "ok" gesture naturally, and find out for yourself how forced it would be for you to separate the three fingers that way.
3) Don't you find it odd that these videos tend to constantly sprinkle in memes denigrating "anti-vaxxers" during a time when a novel RNA or DNA vaccine is in the works to be mass produced and delivered to the entirety of the human population...
Let go of this artificially produced majority consensus arrogance and educate yourself with real primary source evidenced information and news. True "anti-vax" experts and doctors have never lost in debates against pro-vax doctors and in fact pro-vax experts are known to routinely avoid such debates if they include the serious contenders. Read the works of Dr. Sheri Tenpenny and Dr. Andrew Kaufman. Watch videos on youtube and elsewhere by Spiro Skouras, the Corbett Report, the Last American Vagabond and others... if you want to be more than just another small man in the crowd.
Herd immunity... anti-vaxxers' kids are alive because everyone else is vaccinated.
Fresh S. Hey we found one !
@@Ikajo facts right here
The second to last one is also funny because millennials are taking classes to learn things the previous generations should have taught them
I’ve actually seen a murdered by words thing that had the same title but the comment was a “fixed your terrible tittle” that was along those lines.
i.e the dumb boomers XD
Adulting classes. Because the previous generation was either high, trying to get by, or deeboing countries for neo capitalistic colonialism.
The bad part of our parent generation is made up of one word:
Karen
I don't have to sew buttons on my deer skin underwear to survive the night, but if I did it wouldn't be that hard to learn how
"Millennials taking classes to learn basic things their boomer parents failed to teach them" fixed it
Except millennial s never had boomers as parents. At least I didn't, and I'm 21.
Or Gen x whatever (I had old parents but they did ok) the principle is the same
@@Xeno_Solarus your not a millennial you are gen z and your parents are gen x
Edit: your parents might be millenial if they had you at 15-17 tho
@@Xeno_Solarus I'm also 21, and I have Boomers as parents.
Also, you're gen z. 1996 is the beginning of gen z. And since you failed to achieve the memo, millenial is thrown around by everyone who refuses to adapt to modern times and take responsibility for their major part in the massive shithole we call modern society. It just so happens that the vast majority of those pathetic individuals are 40+ years of age.
Again, if that went over your head, "millenial" and "boomer" are used general terms.
@@Xeno_Solarus Little fun fact about people who call young adults millennials, they're almost always using the term wrong. The most commonly used definition of millennial is someone born anywhere between 1981 and 1996, and going by this definition the youngest millennial would be 23 right now while the oldest would be 39. While 23 still could be considered a young adult people often THINK millennial stands for people between the ages of, let's say 16 and 25. People who are just going to start college, are currently in college or have recently finished college.
The reason for this is that the term millennial has mostly been used as a way to dismiss someone as belonging to the group of people who think they know what the world is like but actually don't because they're still going to school/college. This usage of the term came about because when the actual millennials grew up they pointed at a lot of things the older generations were doing and questioned them, such as how for many people the only way to go to college in the US is to be in debt and how big companies would go so far as to cast doubt on climate change because taking steps to save the environment would lead to reduced profits.
The response of SOME parts of the older generations (primarily the rich and the conservatives) was to say that all those things the millennials were questioning were in fact good things and then took it a step further by claiming that the only reason the millennials didn't understand this was because they didn't understand what the real world is like.
While many of these old timers have acknowledged that millennials are adults now there are those who still act like the term millennial refers to ignorant brats either because otherwise they'd have to acknowledge that the millennials know what the world is like and might have a valid point with their objections... or they're ignorant themselves and don't realize that the term refers to people born in a specific time period, not people of a certain age (namely young people).
Of course there's also old people who just refuse to accept that so much time has passed by that millennials are no longer the college kids they used to be.
Important to remember is that the term millennial is largely used negatively by people who are either unpleasant in general, ignorant, or who don't have any real facts to back them up and would rather undermine the opposition by claiming the opposition just doesn't see the big picture.
One day you'll be able to afford the other half of that mustache. One day.....
I think you left this comment in the wrong video. You should probably put it in this weird “slazhoe”s channel instead
Dismiss your own claim
But he hasn’t done a face reveal
I wanna like this but I don't wanna ruin the 69
1000th like im happy
I think the fact that millennials are taking adulting class speaks more to a failure on the part of the parent than the child.
nah, you should have had installed Brilliant Courses when you were in womb...
Of COURSE! How did I not come to this conclusion!
It’s like blaming a person for ‘daddy issues’.
*_"Only two property's?, Peasant"_*
Brielle contreras that was totally asked for 😂
I must be an animal because I barely even own my own clothes. Lol
It's probably only Mediterranean avenue and Baltic avenue too smh.
@@No-db1ib and why did you do this
I hate to say it, but I totally get her point. SOMEWHAT, mind you. When somebody is doing more in a relationship for a long period of time, in any way, you wish you could be treated like you are treating them. My ex and I were like that. I had a steady job and he never did which meant for 4 years he got gifts for christmas and his birthday and I never got a single thing. I was okay with it but I wasn't, I tried to understand but it still makes you feel worth less to them. I think that was the type of thing she was trying to say, she just made it sound so petty and worse.
"You're fairly good-looking" is now considered coming on _so strong_ that you need to attach an "I'm not gay, but..." disclaimer?
How exactly does one have a _non-sexual_ conversation these days?
YOU DON'T! 😂
@Robert Horker And hope you don't get Kavaughed.
Talk about things that isnt each others looks
Thats not sexual lmfao
Thats just trying to get a message across that you also dont hold intimate feelings toward someone while also telling them something nice that you noticed
I avoid giving compliments now because people seem to have the habbit of thinking i want to date them
they dont
Person: carrying mail is not somthing to be proud of
Me: ok. Dont expect your mail and packages that hold a special edition gaming console!
Yup looks like everything you got online won’t come to you.
Yeet
Sadly, that's illegal.
Just fold the package over with the hydraulic press they use to fold packages at the post office.
You know mail that people don't claim caaaan be claimed by other people iirc...
Easy solution: When carrying the package to the doorstep, just... drop it. Not so obviously drop it. (In case they have cameras around their house) But bend down and Drop it about 3 or so feet off the ground. For extra points, make it land on a corner of the box.
My best friend in middle school used to do that all the time when helping her mom deliver crap and boy... She's got a lot of stories.
We are treating dogs like firstborn children because we cant afford to raise an actual child :)
And they're better because they'll actually love you unconditionally.
💅💅💅💅👀👀👀👀
Or you could be like me: I’m allergic to cats and dogs so I have reptiles.
It's sad they are going to live around 10+ years
Well at least if a pet is annoying, you only have to wait about 10 years. But unfortunately human’s lifespans are long.
*Oh they'll pass alright*
IT TOOK ME A SECOND BUT OH NO-
Honestly, though, a second is pretty fast
Johnny Nemo Nah it took a literal second for them to pass
@@honeyestkid lmaol
@@honeyestkid took me a literal second too 😂
When I saw it I was like
👁️👄👁️
New phone, who dis?
Tbh anti vaxxers are smart because
Early retirement
From Life
From life
From life
From life
Life From
Karen just spoke to me on the phone.
She said she was suing Reddit for defamation.
Your icon made me question my sanity cause im not sure if my eyes are playing tricks on me or you actually have a fucking horrible pun as an icon. I respect you.
Tell her that we don’t give a *f r I c k*
Nuclear Bathbomb I don't get it ^^'
@@Platina_ the character on his icon is called Chrom. Google Chrom. Google CHROMe
Goddammit Karen
"People run from rain but sit in a bathtub full of water"
That's like saying
"People like sex,but still run from rapists"
Not really
I thought this was a new video and I got scared hearing Slazo’s voice
Same. I had a whole brain aneurysm.
I am still confused...some explain plzzz
What happened to him
Jail
Jail
"His wife got pregnant with his best friend's child." *FBI OPEN UP*
Borkers Sounds like she already did.
I saw that too.
why fbi
@@ryokorita have you been living under a rock sir
1. I'm a girl
2. I was thinking it meant like his best friend's baby, so thanks for that
During school today, I made up a phrase: “A middle finger a day keeps the antivaxers away.”
die_in_a_hole This is perfect lol
Nah: "A cough a day keeps the antivaxxers away" -- then again, you'll get assaulted by the "hoW daRE yOu!?" Karens...
@@Alanzriel actually it's just their poor kids that's gonna keep away, the antivaxers got vaccinated by there parents 🤷
I guess that's right because they will have nothing but young kids.
ayee demon slayer
"The earth is flat."
Me: Your brain is also flat
Umm your brain is smooth would sound a lot better . And it would even hurt them more cause they'll not now what the f**k are you talking about.
Dhwaneel Kapadia sorta
Idk what ur saying but I think your siding with him
Hi
😂😂😂*wheeze wheeze*
“disc heads”-me to karens
@namealr Nice story.
2082:
Daughter: Mommy, what is this word?
Mom: Which one?
Daugher: This word... *vaccination*
@cody dotson Thou must speaketh not the name of the beast child! Lest forth coming they be, harkened to your call!
@cody dotson 2,098 people? 😂😂😂🤧
@@N0tyoursunfl0wer They stopped vaccinating...
Euradri there will be no daughters in 2082.
that couldn't happen, because if vaccination was not a thing there, they couldn't ask that
It's weird watching an Emkay video not voiced by Damian, but the content is still good regardless. Keep it up.
This is an old video
Well this comment aged great well didn't it
@@boopblip9548 now it aged great
I am stupid who voices
@@microwave856 they introduce themselves in the beginning of the video after the first meme/reddit post, like Lexi starts with "hi sexy im lexi and..." you get used to it, I realized that when i noticed that the voices sounded different.
"I thought the Church was against the LGBT community."
Me, a bisexual Catholic: *Well damn*
We aren't, just against the act of homosexuality. I think the joke was about the priest allegations (which is kinda horrible to joke about honestly, such a small part of the faithful 💗💗
Well... let's just say that the "religious karens" were the ones that ruined this religion. They force other people to join with only vague context while it's actually something else.
me
@@lychee4560 wat
those priests want to join LGBT alright
God help them if they get beaten
"I'd roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash"
"By the sounds of it, you just did"
Guess that's why the guy who said 'roast me' stinks.
10:00 if a kid of mine would respond like that, I would be proud
[ZMZ] Zam same. I’d buy them ice cream lol
I would drop a grand to anything he or she would want
I would give them...
F r e e
r o b u x
I’m not a bot XD
I would buy them something they want, and be proud
Auntie messing with her niece and then whining to the whole family when she gets some sass back, fucking wimp
8:27 the one who one upped the 4th grader is so low
School is literally a work of progression that's how you get there
Rainn Chen One piece of homework per week? Where did you go to get in a school that easy?
Noooot for everyone. I'll just put it here but some ppl are just born better.
@@exoticcats6119
Do kids from other countries get, like, 5 pages of homework a week or something? I only started doing homework in year 5, the first year it was just spelling (it was really easy, my teacher for that year was pretty nice) and for the second year it was just the same spelling activities with a little sheet of tasks to do... (I'm from Australia, by the way)
@A Broke Kpop Stan Who Stans Like 20 Groups
1 I love your name and i relate
2 that must've been hard hope you're doing fine
Sssniper Wolf when I was in elementary school I got 3 hours of homework everyday. In middle school I got 1 hour of homework for each class, and I had 8 classes. So I had about 6-8 hours worth of homework everyday for that past 3 years of middle school.
In defense of the adoption with skin tone differences post, they were likely trying to talk about the celebrities who adopt kids from developing nations just to flex, and the people inspired by them. It's simply hard to determine intention until the effects already warp the kids' psyches.
I'm adopted. I was staring the foster care system in the face with how close I was to ending up in it. Vanity adopters exist and I'm glad my service screened all candidates to prevent me from ending up with one.
I want to adopt a child from a third world country, not because I have a superiority complex, but because they would need my help more. An orphan in Ireland would be able to live through the system, but an orphan in Yemen would die starving if I don't help.
10:30
....
You do know the difference between Lesbian and Bisexual, Do you?
Like-
Boi.
Also, Thank you random person who effing showed this woman who's BOSS.
Bisexual's UNITE!
4:51
That’s not Mac and cheese
That’s green bean Casserole
ask what Lucy thinks
Green bean casserole looks way better than that dog diarrhea
@@flextapefanatic564 wibdeful
What the fuck I tried to type "wonderful"
Natsu Dragneel Shouldn’t you be out fucking stuff up?
@@flextapefanatic564 DOG DIARRHEA 😂😂
4:30
Ah classic pukicho, the god of comebacks.
J-D Thunder *Ah classic Pukicho, the God.
There, fixed your sentence!
Again, seeing you in the comments. Remember my other comments?
Agree
J-D Thunder y e s
J-D Thunder IN THE LOUD HOUSE
2:57 Computer Science is an "okay" major?!
yes
music on the otherhand, is the best major ;)
@@J.PC.Designs 👏👏👏
It’s ok, they are of the same caste..
bruh moment
I have evolved
Charlotte the absolute madlad: "Aight then auntie, how's your divorce going?"
Her mother: "what the fuck did you do now"
Her father: "Why do I have 3 missed calls from your mom"
Well, dad, it’s because you didn’t pick up the calls
Honestly big up Charlotte for staying up for herself. What a legend.
"you owe me two contractions"
shouldn't we at least date each other before talking about childbirth?
Oh lord
Win
Mom:mY kIdS aRe nOt gOiNg tO gEt A dIseAsE.
Kid: *gets disease*
Mom: Well he won't be autistic
Kid:*gets Ebola Sierra*
Mom:
Kid:*kills off all if humanity*
Mom:I knew he would do something big one day
@@tereasdownes9793 🤣🤣🤣🤣
coolgamer 2 bro that persons is replying this sh*t under every freaking comment......
@@freshs.273 do u understand the concept of a joke? They were making a joke about the video.
@@clairerhodes4858 Very nasty joke in general. I think you guys are lost.
But also irrelevant. I wanted to use that opportunity to inform you kids. But I don't want to anymore.
Dear God what the hell kind of war just happened here?
Janitors and other such workers for jobs that "nobody wants to do" are incredible. I always take a moment to say thank you to the sanitary team at my workplace, I don't know what we'd do without them.
I love that that dad wasn't angry about what the kid said, he just didn't like getting a bunch of calls.
5:53 contractions because he used the wrong you're.
Your- wrong
You're- right
You're right. I mean, come on, English is not my first language (I'm Spanish) and I still know the difference between "Your" and "You're", it's not that hard! Same thing with "Their" and "They're"
Yea same. I am German, and I do t get why people can't understand that You're is "you are" while "your" is something completely diffrent
5:55 what she means by two contractions: comment or DM me if *your* a spoiled Millennial who thinks *your* owed anything
Basically she means she wants him to use the proper short language
I didn't know what exactly contractions meant as it's 5 am and I need to finally sleep, but still got the sense. Thanks tho for the explanation.
@Axl Dave ty
This is proof that the internet is our teacher
Why did my brain immediately think of child birth instead, which makes doesn’t make sense in absolutely any way. Thanks for the explanation
@@nickkohlmann "You owe me two contractions" -- My brain: "Two... orgasms? She can't possibly mean childbirth..."
I missed it too, and I write for a living 😂
"What a polite way to say f%%k you" **almost suffocates laughing**
I had to pause it on that one bc I lost it.
The aunt Marie lady, sounds exactly like my mother. Im-
Yikes
Uh oh
10:09
“i did not mean ff.. *blublbubu”*
we have to stan
I swear Florida is a entirely different species ☠️
"She's immature, let's make her carry a fetus into full term."
An
As a Floridian, can confirm
Yea alligators are are version of dogs
@@raptorcharly8055 much confirm, Florida person, 9h ,brb, gotta see to my grandparents gator-dog
10:59 I would tell her "Wanna know what's wrong with you? You are pissed at me for telling your homophobic mother the things that she hates. I may have gone overboard, but she did call me a f****t because I am a homosexual"
Btw the contractions part is because they said your instead of you're twice
When you use a word that's a mixture of two words it's called a contraction
Thank you! I was wondering how is the msg related to child birth. Lol
I though that it had something to do with buttholes
@@vrapbrap ...why?
ProjectiluvOP You have some explaining to do.
@@vrapbrap what kind of school did you even go to
I remember when a comversatiom about gays was brought up around my dad. My dad was saying how I can call myself whatever sexuality I want, but he will always think I'm confused. Even when I told him that is kissed a girl, he said I was just experimenting. So I looked at him and asked "so I've been confused for 4 years?" He didn't say much after that.
Jim Carry's comeback is hilarious. So glad I didn't have a mouth full of water when I heard it.
Jim and his wife were among the first ones who started the anti-vaccination shit.
He can go fuck himself.
As funny as this video is, it always just leaves me that much more disappointed in our society and how dismally it has failed all of us. And the fact that some of these people genuinely do not see anything wrong with what they’re saying makes it that much worse. We’re all doomed if no one can change this
The 11:05 one is really good cuz as a fellow Muslim I just wanna say Muslim in Arabic means peace we won’t hurt you I promise♥️
Salam brother :) it is true. If only they try to translate to understand everything. All they need is to educate themselves neutrally.
-Muslim sister.
OlyMolly I’m a sister too:)
@@olymolly3637 So am I. Us muslims haven't hurt anyone. The catastrophic event that defined us to be called terrorists isint caused by actual muslims
@@niknabilah5179 And even if it was, that doesn't mean each and every muslim is such a person. Coming from a German who still gets confronted about our history
@@linafinsterwald8726 That must be annoying, being called names of things that happened in the past
I got an ad for T-Series. That's a disgrace -Slazo- -Giofilms- Emkay
Yeah, they not only hate Pewdiepie but even the origin of their company sets in stone that they’re not deserving to be here.
Some of these deserve to be exposed.
*uncensor them pls*
The person who posted it probably did that
He exposed Dickhead and almost said what the fuck so you dont have to say it
GreenieGaming YT He’s talking about the people’s names, dickhead.
@@Greenierw Calm down you 3yo kid
@@devpitcher5096 im not 3yo idiot
Being someone with Aspergers myself, I definitely agree with the person at 8:06 because yeah, how does one associate autism with stupidity, and vaccines with autism. Even if a vaccinated child is autistic doesn’t mean all of them are so anti Vaxxers, even if it causes autism doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, in fact it means you should return to the very schools that you dropped out of way too early.
Hell, a few autistic people i heard of and myself are on average smarter than their classmates.
2:05 the police are meant to help deal with attempted murder, not obliterate the victim
But hey, 2020 proved otherwise, go wild
Reading 2:30 is like. My family has no property but the house we live in which is in payments by them right now. i own nothing. My parents gave their heart and soul to their kids. Helped my bro and gonna help me paying for uni and getting our lives together. So we aint rich. Just some middle class getting by. But at list my parents had raised polite kids whp appreciate people's personality and strengths rather than their bank account
okay
Okay
Okay
@Fatima Darragi got a little confused by the okay chain mostly because I thought my weird comment wont be noticed by anyone 🤣
@@nicoleko2335 I saw someone say it so I just did it
you do not sound like emkay
when was this
Channel is run by two people I think, he's hosted videos before
@@chino3725 three
Slazo, the OG.
@Komrade Egg ?
10:23 and this aunt probably asks why their niece/nephew won't ever hang out with them or call.
Obsessed ex: what can I do to get my gf back I love her and I can't live without her!
"Then die"
I genuinely considered snapping my phone in half over that homophobic aunt bs
I see why
5:34 well what do you expect from a canadian
9:04 Knowing someone who is a veterinarian, this is the truth. Apparently, a lot of patients come from bad owners who follow whatever they found on the Internet.
when i see that someones going to read 'gif' aloud, i always tense up lol. thanks for being a sane person, slazo
g-if
Jif
Goph
Fun fact: in old English g was like y so gif would be yif
I just LOVE IT when entitled parents think google is more powerful than a degree worth tens of thousands....
5:58
...You *'re* = contraction...
3:43 i love how this guy just casually tries to gloss over the issue when it’s very real. the classic “but there are worse things going on!” argument that makes no sense. it’s like saying it doesn’t matter someone’s leg broke because your uncle died yesterday. they both mattered.
otherwise the entire list he wrote would be useless and replaceable only with the most important issue, as all the other ones are invalidated because they aren’t worse than that.
5:27 Cheque yourself before you wreque yourself
10:19 as a pansexual I’m mildly infuriated
Yeah, it was so passive agressive. But the answer to aunt was so good.
3:08 Someone should make this into a movie. The title "Entitlement: The Movie"
“They already have Iraq for that”
Rotc kids:
(Intro plays)
Me: *I’M MISTER KING DICE!!! I’M THE GAME’ST IN THE LAND!!!*
is dice but singular
gayest*
*I NEVER PLAY NICE,I'M THE DEVIL'S RIGHT HAND MAN!*
Dak no u
5:29 Oh sorry! I live in (literally any country) where we spell things correctly.
*gasp* What an arbitrary and generic "my country is the best country" arguement.
SOMEONE GETS IT
let me guess... you're american?
S theking Let me guess, you laugh at the “Americans are idiots” memes?
@@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
@@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 we are pretty stupid we don't even know proper English and we measure shit in imperial for some odd reason even tho it's inaccurate.
7:05 that's amazing
And people say the rest of the EU takes brexit serious
Well they have blocked any trade deal that doesn't screw the UK over so i think they take it pretty serious and just mock the UK when they fight back because they think that anyone who thinks differently to them is a nazi. Also, anti EU views are getting much bigger within the EU and its gonna collapse sooner or later. The uk existed just fine before the EU, so their mockery is like a monkey throwing its shit at an elephant because it thinks the elephant accepts being bullied when all it needs to do is step on the monkey once to kill it completely.
Only a moron would want to ruled over by unelected officials
@Axl Dave and then got a few more and named them france and germany and labour, and trained them to visciously attack brexit when he tries to leave with no fuss.
@Axl Dave sorry, got labour and sturgeon mixed up. My mistake.
@@kinorris1709 - I would vote to leave the EU (I'm Danish) if we were given the vote... which we're not... which is why we're not, I suspect.
HES A WHITE SUPREMECIST: HES HOLDING THE OK SIGN AS THE LOGO!
something
5:56 "your" & "your", where the contractions "you're" should've been used; "You're" is a contraction of two words: "You" and "are".
"Mustache debt", I'm done😂😂😂😂
5:50 Can we just appreciate how cute this dog is, tho. My family has a staffie cross that looks just like him~~ Though, I don't think my dog would be able to resist the steak without turning his nose away from it to avoid the scent
I find it amazing that my parents have adapted to the modern era, using complicated technology. Like my dad is nearing 50, and he uses the latest mobile set. It make me realize how lucky I am to have such wonderful parents.
Me: you kinda sound like slaz-
EmKay: You BEttER StOp
5:22 this Canadian doesn’t realize that only Canada calls it a fucking paycheque
There’s a reason that life expectancy used to be lower
Man I'm not gay, but that Slazo guy, that Slazo guy makes me question myself
~words uttered by a female~
Wolfheart Hahah!
When you cough in a class of non- Vax kids
*KILLING SPREE*
please for the love of God, don't start a flame war in the replies. This is a joke
2:50 break up. you don't deserve him.
In my recommendations the title says "Call an..." so I screamed *"CALL A WHAT?! CALL A WHAT?!!"* until I saw the full video title.
Dark humor is like an anti vaccinated kid. It never gets old.
Goddamn Cindy xD
When will you do a face reveal?
And who's Slazo?
Slazo
Slazo
*Slazo*
Slazo
Slazo
2:00 If I witness the police murder someone, who do I call?
Ghostbusters
11:06 aunt deserve that tbh I'm bi myself let just say that aunt would have a few more choice words from me and will be removed from my life
10:28 she is so frustrating
WHERES DEMIAN, YOU CANT FOOL ME SLAZO
Wait this doesnt sound like damien
Because he is Slazo
8:16
I'm 9 and i can confirm that this adult makes me want to swallow a tidepod. The fact that adults like these are not 6 years old both completely amazes me, and makes me not want to live. Smh.
God, same. As an 11 year old, at least I’m mature enough to understand that just because something else might be worse doesn’t mean your hardships don’t matter. I’ve always hated it when people say “other people have it worse than you” like it negates the fact that what you’re going through is still difficult. Ugh.
I know right! Sure Junior year of college is way harder but at the end of the day, we are 4th graders! And for us 4th grade is hard because we have never experienced it before.
Thumbnail at 3:22.
I did not expect to here Slazo's voice when clicking this. Def subscribing haha
7:18 that hurt so much because of how real it got so quickly.
*“The problem with children of today is that they can’t read 24 hour time or sew clothes for themselves!”*
-My used to be respected teacher
Jokes aside, start uploading on your main channel Michael.
Zoom macaroni
funny thing about 3:50 ... they're right. The electronic items we use on a day-to-day basis give off positive ions which counteract with us, causing us not to feel good. Outside, though, we are surrounded by negative ions, which don't counteract and make us feel good. So, if using your phone makes you more depressed, then it might actually be right. Remember, it's mostly the phone itself, not social media. (Though it could be!)