Exactly! All alcohol is LITERALLY just fermented something. Beer? Fermented wheat. Wine? Fermented grape juice. Fermentation is a NATURAL process. That guy was just lying to himself
And if you want to read about female Thor in Norse mythology: this one time Mjolnir was stolen by some dude who said he would return it only if Freyja herself agreed to marry him. So Thor, convinced by Loki, put on a wedding dress while Loki turned into a bridesmaid and Thor just pretended to be Freyja until he got Mjolnir back, to which he proceeded to beat the dude to death while Loki watched eating whatever the Norse gods had instead of popcorn.
20:20 You don't need to speculate here. Gordon Ramsey in one of his Kitchen Nightmares episode was served a Cajun food that's practically thrown into a microwave but claimed to be "Fresh", noticed it and trashed it. Meanwhile, the owner's grandma baked a fresh chocolate cake with a chocolate filling, despite premixed, it's still fresh. He enjoyed every single bite You know where does this comes from? The Episode where the meme of him saying "Finally some good f_cking food" came from
@@Alsry1 I think Gordon likes Great Execution in dishes. Some things might be a little bit to plain like the hotdog that is mentioned. However I can imagine people would love to Eat Hot Dogs that are cooked at a more professional level
I got both bone and blood transfusions from my spine collapsing in 2000. And old gentleman donated. I was a 14 year old girl. Big surprise, I not only lived, but because of the quick action and the speed in which I was given transfusions made it so I was able to walk. I woke up at 3 am with a collapsed spine and I was paralyzed from my shoulders down. I am a blessed woman to live in the days of medical science that I do.
I think J.K. Rowling has become just another example of what happens when you get too famous because Big Entertainment finds you to be just what they need.
I had multiple blood transfusions and exchanges as a baby and, quelle suprise, I lived to tell the tale. The blood actually saved my life and I absolutely, definitely would not be here had I not gotten it. Rowling can go pound salt.
@@laura121684 The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings. Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.
I'm the same way. Like, even if you believe the whole beta male thing, Ken is an accessory to a Barbie doll. That's the point. Like, if people like that sees a girl getting a Ken doll first, they would call that woke and/or masculine. But if they see the Ken doll portrayed as second to Barbie, they call it woke.
also the whole wolf pack hierarchy theory is discarded has been discarded it is one thing that is just seen by wolves born in captivity. I guess the myth is going on because nobody is questioning it and everyone uses the informations that proving their point spreading it.
@florianbrill3613 they are actually more matriarchal in the wild. The whole pack alpha thing doesn't even really exist in captivity. The data is rather tenuous and seems to be assumptions mainly while ignoring variables for behavioral changes.
It is true that blood transfusions can be dangerous if done incorrectly, but that’s usually a result of using the wrong blood type, not because of the genders of the donors
The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings. Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.
@@mattc3581 you cant take anything conclusive from hundreds of patients that already are in critical conditions. i tried reading a bit more into this study and i found a response to the original one ("Is donor-recipient sex associated with transfusion-related outcomes in critically ill patients?" by Henry Wood and Suzy Morton), which is quite critical of the methodology used in it. besides critically ill people (which the original study seems to be the only one for this scenario), there is no correlation of mortality. this lack of correlation is peer reviewed from bigger studies of hundreds of thousands of patients. (also mentioned in the response). so i would say that JK Rowling is talking out of her arse.
@@MachiNoShaku This was a published study. There may well be flaws in the study and/or it may only be true in very narrow circumstances, but they published the findings. You can criticise the study if you want, but somewhat unfair to criticise someone else for quoting that study. People painting this as if she personally made up an entirely fictional thing to suit her own agenda, which clearly isn't the case. She may have been misinformed if the study turns out to be flawed but she was repeating the conclusion that a completely independent group of researchers had reached, something which you are also doing in your post. So I suggest both of you are quite reasonably repeating information you have read and believe to be correct, and not talking out your asses, as you put it.
@@mattc3581 i have issues with what she said since she has a substantial platform, and spreading these types of false conclusions can be damaging. you can take a look at the anti-vax movement and the original study that started it which was really shoddy for example. from my perspective she looks like she is lying by omission since she said found a study that said that blood transfusions of different sex cause poorer outcomes that lead to fatalities when it was only when they were critically ill. assuming the study is correct for these circumstances (which is still up in the air), she still misconstrued a study since the way she words it implies its for the general population. i dont really get the point youre trying to make by saying that im also doing the same things as her by taking conclusions from what i read, since it seems you imply im also hypocritical in a way? which its not a good counterpoint. although my gut reaction is that this study is bs and shouldnt be taken in consideration, if stuff like this is true and it ends up being a factor to consider for people that might need blood the most, then it should be taken into account. but since the conclusions are contradicted by bigger, more general studies about these kinds of things, which seems to be generally agreed by people in this field; i'll take those conclusions for the time being. these are the reason why i believe comparing me to JK Rowling is not a good comparison. i dont expect much to change on our points so i will just drop it here.
@@mattc3581 J. K. Rowling has a history of either misrepresenting studies, or using studies with bad methodology to support her agenda. She's either scientifically illiterate, in which case she should shut up about science, or she knows the studies she uses are outliers and widely criticised, and doesn't care.
6:17 Also, fun fact: the act of fermentation was not something humanity invented, we just accidentally found out about it, and it is INCREDIBLY simple to make, hell, before the rise of the Soviet Union, a peasant could EASILY convert potatoes into alcohol.
@@kornaros96 Exactly! All it takes is some patience to build a at-home distillery. The only issue with it literally only comes from the time needed to distill the alcohol, so not everyone will try to make it. I honestly would recommend learning how to build one in case the apocalypse arrives.
"Wine" in that context can mean two things. It didn't always mean just alcoholic beverages, and the Greek word had two meanings. One meaning is of course the alcoholic beverage, the *other* is sweet, unfermented grape juice. There's a number of Christians who believe that the wine Jesus turned the water into, considering the one who tried said it was the "best wine", was the sweetest, and most fresh grape juice they had tasted in a long time, or at the very least the sweetest they had at the wedding feast
@@DaveMelonfireyour comment shows exactly why context is important, and from the context you can tell that the "wine" jesus turned the water into was alcoholic as the ceremonial master commented about the quality that it was normal to first give high quality and THEN low quality wich makes sense because once you are drunk you wont notice the quality all that much. He wouldnt have commented that if he was simply talking about grape juice
@@jismeraiverhoeven That goes into contexts even outside the Bible as well as in. There's a whole article in the study Bible I use that gives even outside sources on why the term "best" wine would in fact be sweet, and therefore non-alcoholic. There is also context within John, where John talks about newness with the coming of Christ. Why would John have this event in there if it wasn't "new wine", or unfermented grape juice, that he had made? Plus, what you said about people not caring about the quality even furthers the fact that if they were drunk already, why would Jesus, one who knows the Scriptures, give them even more intoxicating wine when it clearly states in the OT not to do that?
@@DaveMelonfire he was simply stating a custom. That doesnt mean that people there where already drunk because as you said if they where jesus probably wouldnt have done it. As for the new whine thing, im fairly certain that its used in the same was as "a new heavens and a new earth" where god isnt actually creating a new heaven and a new planet earth, but its rather used symbolicly, implying that 1 thing gets replaced by something else
No everyone is looking at this from the wrong perspective it's not encouraging people to go have babies it's a warning that if you have a baby, like she did, you will quickly learn who is a real friend and who is just around around you because your convenient. As some one who got married young and had his first child while still in college let me tell you this is completely true.
20:37 Massive misconception is Ramsay hates a lot of lower class food. Wrong he just hates bad food, its just he tends to get much angrier than the normal person when they're served bad food
Petition for Emkay to start a channel made entirely of Robin's cut rants so we can still hear them as the rants that are left in are normally quite entertaining.
21:45 Last I checked, the closest thing in Norse mythology to a female Thor is when he had to disguise himself as Freya and pretend to marry a giant in order to get back his stolen hammer. Obviously, the whole ordeal was Loki’s idea and Thor was the only god who voted _against_ the proposed plan.
Yeah but the closest thing to a female Loki is when he turned into a mare (female horse), got pounded by a frost giant’s horse, and later gave birth to an eight-legged super horse named slepnier that Odin then rode around. Slepnier is in some Marvel movies for a few shots. J/k that’s not the closest to a female Loki, he regularly took the form of a human female and went off and had regular human families. He was just like, don’t knock it until you try it. Norse mythology is a bunch of crazy stories were meant to entertain as much as anything else.
As someone who has a *very* passing interest in Alternate History, that Harry Turtledove comeback was awesome and ruthless and it made me respect him even more than I already did.
8:55 i love this one the most because this literal karen doesnt understand that hawaiians and other polynesian groups tattoo their body as a way to not only make themselves unique, but to guard their spirit and health. It is quite literally ingrained into their culture to tattoo themselves. Dwayne Johnson is part of the Anoa'i family, most of which are wrestlers, all of which have tattoos on their body, the family comes from these kinds of islands. We love it when Christians say something pretty damn racist
4:14 And Undertale is an anagram for Nut dealer, but there are no almonds to be found. Perhaps the word we should really be searching for, funny enough, another anagram of Undertale, is unrelated
You know, I never before realized the hidden meaning behind Masterlock's name.. If we're going with the analogy that a lock is a vagina and a key is a penis, and "opening" the lock would be sex, then if somebody opens the lock without a key (or another lock) being present, that would obviously be a form of mastur...lock!
13:20 I love how people don't like tax money going to people on the streets because it's supposed to go everyone but they are perfectly fine with taxes going to the litteral streets that you can't use without a license.
20:34 - As the resident grilled cheese maker in the household, I have been saying for literal decades that the reason most chefs who have a hard time with making a good grilled cheese are screwing up is because they’re overthinking it. If you want a grilled cheese like your grandmother used to make for you, you’re not using fresh-baked sourdough and imported asiago unless your grandmother was Julia Child. You want a grilled cheese that takes you back to when you were seven years old? Store-bought sliced white bread and cheap singles that probably have to be legally sold as “processed cheese food”, maybe add something like garlic or bacon bits if you’re feeling spicy. You know how you can’t make a recipe taste the same if you don’t use the same ingredients? That goes both ways. Anyhoo. End of stupid rant. I think listening to Robin’s rants probably put me in a mood or something, but his are definitely more entertaining than mine are.
18:22 “a key that can open every lock is a master key. A lock that can be opened with any key is a master lock,” -some random guy in a funny lockpicking video.
9:15 I think most of those rules are in Leviticus. It's Leviticus 11 that explains which animals are unclean (pigs, catfish, shellfish, etc) and when you consider they didn't know about bacteria and toxin buildup and cooking meat to a safe temperature it's actually a pretty handy guide to avoid getting sick.
True, but for an all knowing diety to ban these animals for supposedly moral reasons when he knows damn well why those things aren't safe and could explain it to his prophets, it really makes me question if he ls really all knowing in the first place.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory if I had to guess, people decided that God decreed those animals Unclean which resulted in people who ate them being cursed with strange, sometimes lethal afflictions. "Word of God" or not the book was written, adapted, and translated by people
You’re right that it might have started out like that, but I just have to point out that the Hebrew word for “unclean” is synonomous with “impure,” and not “germ-ridden,” It’s more about religious protocol than any concern about germs.
Being a kid back in time was both great *and* terrible. Summer holidays were mostly walking in the countryside followed by long periods of boredom trying to decide what to do. There was the freedom of just going off somewhere with no contact for hours on end, but that tied to a feeling that if you got hurt, you would have to somehow get back home on your own (maybe with siblings to help) It was NOT a Golden Age like some people say, we had a house phone and a radio/record player, and that was about it. No computer, mobiles, internet, TV, video, or pretty much anything entertaining. As I graduated from Pedestrian to Cyclist and then Biker my world expanded and I had a few actual friends that were from outside our village - that was great. And riding in a loose group of bikers (not even close to a Gang lol) on Sundays was the amped up version of wandering the fields with my siblings. All the engines running as we dropped into a car park at some random seaside town, followed by the deafening silence when we stopped was pretty cool too. The mid 70's was a stupid amount of time ago, but stuff seemed to happen at high speed - records gave way to cassette tape which gave way to CDs, and there was all kinds of entertainment - even portable stuff like the Sony Walkman seemed like something from the Future back then. Things have kept advancing (mostly) so I keep watching and enjoying people getting outraged by important and unimportant issues - keep going!
As a young immortal, I wish to learn from you, Ancient One. Teach me the ways of remaining sane in the flighty decades to come; of finding joy in the static nature of change; of remaining aloof amongst others' outrage. Then teach me how to deal with the inevitable nostalgia as you have hinted at here.
@@Groupedup-ne2kk Weird as it may seem, actually touching grass - at least out in the parks or countryside - is pretty good. Just laze around in the sun for an afternoon with nothing planned... therapeutic stuff!
@@StarSailor1343 Are you ready? let's go: Yamaha XS250, Yamaha SR500, Yamaha XZ500, Suzuki GT750, Yamaha XJ750, BMW R80ST, Yamaha SR500 (2nd one) Suzuki GSX600f, Suzuki GSX600f (2nd one) and a couple of small bikes when I was teaching my ex to ride... The XS250 was first though, but the others are in random order...
When I was 15, I knew someone who claimed I got her pregnant, for unknown reasons. Fortunately for me, everything she did was for unknown reasons, and it was inconceivable that anyone in the school would sleep with me. Also fortunately, she wasn't pregnant at all.
@@Vinemaple nah buddy. Puberty is not just menarche. It takes about a decade to fully end, and menarche isn't even the start of that process, altho it is very close to it. And, until one has reached a full adult height, weight, and skeletal structure, getting pregnant and giving birth have higher risk proportional to how far one is from that point.
5:56 FACT: Alcohol is not only naturally produced, but humans aren't the only species to get drunk on purpose. Elephants apparently seek out fermenting marula fruit for that reason (there have been arguments as to whether or not they can get drunk, but most who deny the elephants drunk hypothesis have done their calculations on humans, so it's generally thought to be true)
When you switch up the letters of "separate," you get "rapetase." I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but it's factual. Better than most political arguments I hear.
According to historians and academics, the Bible has been rewritten at least 30,000 times, in order to give those in power at that time and in their specific region greater control over the moron masses who need mythology as an excuse to abuse and control others. It's almost as though religion is nothing more than a power ponzi scheme, or something.
@@brianbarber5401And that's why it doesn't work as organized religion. No clear definition beyond what we each interpret, meaning anyone can think it's hateful or loving. It's also highly contradictory throughout, which does not help one bit.
then dont gender them 6 more generations, and you have 800 billion rats. then sell them all for $100 (price of a pet rat), and you will make 80 trillion dollars.
@@ASocialistTransGirl It raises some issues though. Number one is space, as even though rats are quite small, 800 billion is a lot. Not even New York city has remotely close to that number. Number two is food. Feeding them all will cost a fortune, so you better sell at least a few, very quickly. Number three is maintenance, both regarding their litter as well as everything else. The most optimal amount of rats to sell would be in the hundreds. That's enough to earn some money, but not too much to handle. Then again, I'm no rat expert, so you can't trust my advice.
@@mikkitoro8933 For space, the area it would take up would be 12.8 million square km, which is less than siberia. As for food, you can do the same trick with plants (theyre omnivores so can eat plants). Plant seeds duplicate. This costs nothing, because you do it yourself instead of buying it.
The one about the sarnia police is totally accurate I’m from sarnia ont Canada and they are absolutely corrupt as shit , my brother has mental health problems he attacked me when he was off his meds one time ( he’s in better health now) and the cops arrested me cause I tried to defend myself from my brother with a knife. I thought I had a lawyer the next day but lawyer and the judge waited until 430pm half hour before the court closed for the day to tell me I didn’t have any lawyer and would be locked up over the weekend if I couldn’t find someone to sign me out I found someone and left got pulled over on the way home for no reason then had to go to court every Monday Wednesday and Thursday for the next four months to prove I wasn’t mentally unstable while being forced to go to a psychiatrist for four hours, Tuesdays and Fridays. All cause the cop that arrested me knew my mom sold pot and they never caught her before it became legal so they decided to fuck with me and make my life hell for long as they could then dismiss the case.
... I thought Ken was always second to Barbie since she's a very accomplished woman with experience in a multitude of areas, and Ken was made after the fact to give her a "love interest" or whatever correct me if I'm wrong buuut
7:35 this is phrased as a 'question' because "?" isn't inherently used for questions! It can also be used to simply mark an uptick in tone in some contexts :3
I also sometimes use it if I’m fairly sure that something is true, but wouldn’t be too surprised if it weren’t. For example, if I saw someone say something, but I remember reading an article stating the opposite, I might say “x article disproves that though?”. The question mark there is to indicate that I don’t remember exactly what was in the article, and that I might be misremembering
6:05 i used to work in a watermelon field, so i know for a fact the earth does make alcohol, so many of the old watermelons fermented on their own (we grew them for seeds so it didnt matter)
Just a reminder, these people thought Prehistoric Planet, a documentary, was “woke” because the T. Rex looked significantly closer to how an actual T. Rex is actually supposed to look than the one in Jurassic Park did.
21:44 i wait for the day someone tries to say that “theres no female Loki in Norse mythology!!1!” And “remind” them about the time Loki, in the Mythos, literally gave birth to a horse.
In 5:59, there are so many disputes I can make, but I’ll say one. Monkeys and other fruit-eating animals ( usually monkeys that’s what you see articles about) get drunk from eating fermenting fruit. No one placed it there, it fell to the ground, and bacteria caused aerobic fermentation, which made ethanol.
8:48 Get used to this: Most of them _have never read the bible, or any 'holy' book,_ in full. :/ The cherry-picking is slightly caused by the usage of 'verses', and is encouraged, rather than a full context.
@@larryharrison4396 I'd rather no justice system than a justice system that convicts innocent people and makes the lives of those already struggling even harder.
@@savagefurry Life will be way harder when criminals are running around free looting and shooting. and you seem to have a pretty easy life based on the user name
21:39 To make this even more hilarious, Loki was in trouble with the other gods, as usual, and needed to fix it. Long story short, he decided to shapeshift into a mare in order to distract a very powerful stallion. Loki then gave birth to Sleipnir, Odin's steed, who is an eight-legged horse. Norse gods couldn't care less what you think they should be, mainly Loki, but I could see Thor finding a way to become a woman. Probably just to mess with Loki.
No, the reason why he shapeshifted into a mare was because gods commisioned a giant to build a wall, but they didn't want to pay him, so Loki "distracted" his horse so he didn't finish on time.
@@Karak-_- That's why I said long story short. The only really relevant part of the story was the part where Loki turned into a female horse. The rest of the story didn't matter for the point I was making at the time.
@@Karak-_- The version I read was that Loki was the reason the 1 giant was chosen and that he knew he had his badass horse. The pay was discussed before all the other Gods knew about his horse and so they all were okay with it. But once the Gods found out that Loki knew beforehand and refused to tell them, they forced him to fix what he caused...again.
My great great grandparents were in Germany in ww2 and they moved to USA definitely wasn’t great when my great great grandparents were younger I don’t remember if it was great great or great
Speaking of Gordan Ramsay and simple foods, there was an episode of Hell's Kitchen where they had to make food for a bunch of children and the chefs who failed the challenge failed to understand that most children want the same simple foods and do not have a tolerance for complex flavors. If I remember correctly, the winner was the team with just a simple cheeseburger and fries.
I can tell from experience that being told that I was unwanted was rather painful in it's own way, especially when I was told multiple times that, It was interesting how my eyes are brown along with my sister's unlike our other siblings who were actually wanted. (Funnily enough, my eyes are hazel, so I feel a tad bit better now. They still look brown nevertheless tho.) I can't fanthom how horrid I'd feel if my parent were to tell me that they only had me because they wanted to know who was their real friend. That shit would sting far more than being an unwanted child.
4:30 As a young adult, I’m starting to think my own cynicism needs to be toned down a tad if I’m impressed by such a sane post from a 74-year-old. Why does it surprise me that some people Turtledove’s age aren’t lead-poisoned out of their minds?
I want to have a full 30 minute video of Robin Rants. Honestly, his rants are how I am able to learn about a lot of pressing issues that I was 1. Desensitized to, or 2. Just too naive to know. After his rants, a lot of the time I do research on the problems he talks about and its honestly more educating than school.
Can we all agree as a collective whole, if we see someone stealing food, baby products, feminine product etc. (so anything they need to live) we dont say anything
Harry Turtledove who responded about being born in 1949 and lynching and segregation is an alternate history author. He wrote a series of books what would happen if aliens attacked during WWII as well as other alternate timelines. Just a random thought as I watched the video.
Transphobes think that they're "normal" and trans people are "weird", so trans people get an adjective in front, but cis people should just be [regular] people, no adjective. Giving both cis and trans an adjective makes them both look like just neutral descriptors, as opposed to singling one of them out as unusual and abnormal
because they think its some “woke term” (they dont know what it means) when cisgender just means “not transgender”, and we all know they use the word “straight”
Because it's turned into a kind of insult. Calling somebody cis is like calling somebody a Nazi back in the day when it meant something. It's supposed to insult you in a way that you can't change. Weurd thing is, the people who insult me for being straight, or cis, will be triggered if I called them trans.
6:02 As a Christian, the millisecond I read that I just bursted out laughing. Gotta love when influential people who have never read the Bible use it to say whatever the hell and have a ludicrous amount of people blindly believing them because “It’s Biblical because dude trust me.” Reminds me of a time when I saw an article on one of these types of videos where someone said “Feeding your children without making them work for it is demonic communism” even though the Bible said “If you can provide for your household but don’t you’re absolutely horrible.” As you said in the video, most of these people don’t even read the Bible, they just go to church on Sundays and Wednesdays and that basically the entirety of their faith.
1:00 $14 per hour at 40 hours per week for 52 weeks per year is just shy of $30k. The average cost of living for an individual in Texas in the year 2022 was estimated to be $45k. This has been the case for so long that it's no longer wild.
It finally happened, Robin ranted so hard, they needed to cut it out of the video. Way to go, king! This is why we stan Robin.
We NEED that deleted footage
There should be a video compilation of every rant he’s ever gone on
Does Robin not know about the Mulford act? Battle of Blair Mountain? Expected a lil more class consciousness
im so proud of him 😢like a mother seeing her son go off to school for the first time..
@@Sliping_stonEI agree
Imagine thinking alcohol doesn't occur in nature, like animals don't seek out fermented fruit to get drunk
Exactly! All alcohol is LITERALLY just fermented something. Beer? Fermented wheat. Wine? Fermented grape juice. Fermentation is a NATURAL process. That guy was just lying to himself
Halloween drunk squirrel
XD
Elephants and apes in particular do it on purpose.
@@CoppeRoseBush I take it that guy never saw that absolutely hilarious video of a squirrel that got drunk by eating too many fermented crab apples.
@@jacobcox4565or those pictures of that moose in some guys backyard who was drunk on fermented apples
Offering a toy crown to melon husk is unironically funny.
In a patronizing voice: Yes, You're the king of twitter. Now go play while the adults talk.
MELON HUSK 😭😭😭 in my mind that is now his full legal name
Yeah, I was surprised Robin and the commenter didn't notice the patronizing tone, there
@@3_ormorecharacters but you gotta say Melon like it rhymes with Elon
@@comradewindowsill4253 Can we not just say his name like it rhymes with melon?
melon husk??? lmao thats even better than elongated muskrat
And if you want to read about female Thor in Norse mythology: this one time Mjolnir was stolen by some dude who said he would return it only if Freyja herself agreed to marry him. So Thor, convinced by Loki, put on a wedding dress while Loki turned into a bridesmaid and Thor just pretended to be Freyja until he got Mjolnir back, to which he proceeded to beat the dude to death while Loki watched eating whatever the Norse gods had instead of popcorn.
In some versions of the myth it was heimdalls idea, which I love
@@airacummins5076 "My dude, just cross dress and go get it yourself"
Thor and his "uncle" Loki being the first femboys
@@Hans172.Loki once got pregnant and gave birth to a horse, so...
@@natchu96 Not the weirdest kid he ever had
20:20 You don't need to speculate here. Gordon Ramsey in one of his Kitchen Nightmares episode was served a Cajun food that's practically thrown into a microwave but claimed to be "Fresh", noticed it and trashed it.
Meanwhile, the owner's grandma baked a fresh chocolate cake with a chocolate filling, despite premixed, it's still fresh. He enjoyed every single bite
You know where does this comes from? The Episode where the meme of him saying "Finally some good f_cking food" came from
I can’t tell if you are saying he likes or doesn’t like the “trashy l food
@@matthewboire6843, something tells me he likes his food freshly cooked.
@@a_wild_Kirillian ok then
@@matthewboire6843
"Trashy" food can be made well. Or it can be not.
You could burn a hotdog to a crisp, or you could cook it properly.
@@Alsry1 I think Gordon likes Great Execution in dishes. Some things might be a little bit to plain like the hotdog that is mentioned. However I can imagine people would love to Eat Hot Dogs that are cooked at a more professional level
The line about playing A Minor had me dead 😂 but that person isn't wrong that's how she got into trouble in the first place.
As a musician, I couldn’t help but burst out laughing
She was playing a ukulele, A CHILD GUITAR!
Why is her name censored everyone already knows that it was colleen
well @@clashofpoke undertale does have some bomb fucken music yk
Your mom was the first escape room you ever did!
- BigJigglyPanda ca. 2019
I got both bone and blood transfusions from my spine collapsing in 2000. And old gentleman donated. I was a 14 year old girl. Big surprise, I not only lived, but because of the quick action and the speed in which I was given transfusions made it so I was able to walk. I woke up at 3 am with a collapsed spine and I was paralyzed from my shoulders down. I am a blessed woman to live in the days of medical science that I do.
I think J.K. Rowling has become just another example of what happens when you get too famous because Big Entertainment finds you to be just what they need.
@@Vinemaple right tho!!!
I had multiple blood transfusions and exchanges as a baby and, quelle suprise, I lived to tell the tale. The blood actually saved my life and I absolutely, definitely would not be here had I not gotten it. Rowling can go pound salt.
@@laura121684 The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings.
Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.
Sucks that you had to go through that glad you're doing ok random person on RUclips
“Ken is a beta in the Barbie movie”
so the character that is second to Barbie since his conception is second to the main character? What a shocker.
I think you figured out why OP was really upset at the Barbie movie
I'm the same way. Like, even if you believe the whole beta male thing, Ken is an accessory to a Barbie doll. That's the point. Like, if people like that sees a girl getting a Ken doll first, they would call that woke and/or masculine. But if they see the Ken doll portrayed as second to Barbie, they call it woke.
It's weird cause I've heard nothing but good things from the people I know who saw it... regardless of politics
also the whole wolf pack hierarchy theory is discarded has been discarded it is one thing that is just seen by wolves born in captivity. I guess the myth is going on because nobody is questioning it and everyone uses the informations that proving their point spreading it.
@florianbrill3613 they are actually more matriarchal in the wild. The whole pack alpha thing doesn't even really exist in captivity. The data is rather tenuous and seems to be assumptions mainly while ignoring variables for behavioral changes.
It is true that blood transfusions can be dangerous if done incorrectly, but that’s usually a result of using the wrong blood type, not because of the genders of the donors
The study was published in Jun 2022, it looked at the outcomes for hundreds of critically ill patients that received blood transfusions. The results appear to show that for both men receiving blood from women donors, and for women receiving blood from men donors, the survival probability was noticeably lower than when patients received blood from the same sex donor. Obviously this doesn't mean they are completely incompatible, the survival probability difference isn't huge, but this is a real published and peer reviewed study and real findings.
Whether JK Rowling actually had any useful point she was making I don't know, but blood bank guy was talking out his arse.
@@mattc3581 you cant take anything conclusive from hundreds of patients that already are in critical conditions. i tried reading a bit more into this study and i found a response to the original one ("Is donor-recipient sex associated with transfusion-related outcomes in critically ill patients?" by Henry Wood and Suzy Morton), which is quite critical of the methodology used in it.
besides critically ill people (which the original study seems to be the only one for this scenario), there is no correlation of mortality. this lack of correlation is peer reviewed from bigger studies of hundreds of thousands of patients. (also mentioned in the response).
so i would say that JK Rowling is talking out of her arse.
@@MachiNoShaku This was a published study. There may well be flaws in the study and/or it may only be true in very narrow circumstances, but they published the findings. You can criticise the study if you want, but somewhat unfair to criticise someone else for quoting that study. People painting this as if she personally made up an entirely fictional thing to suit her own agenda, which clearly isn't the case. She may have been misinformed if the study turns out to be flawed but she was repeating the conclusion that a completely independent group of researchers had reached, something which you are also doing in your post. So I suggest both of you are quite reasonably repeating information you have read and believe to be correct, and not talking out your asses, as you put it.
@@mattc3581 i have issues with what she said since she has a substantial platform, and spreading these types of false conclusions can be damaging.
you can take a look at the anti-vax movement and the original study that started it which was really shoddy for example.
from my perspective she looks like she is lying by omission since she said found a study that said that blood transfusions of different sex cause poorer outcomes that lead to fatalities when it was only when they were critically ill. assuming the study is correct for these circumstances (which is still up in the air), she still misconstrued a study since the way she words it implies its for the general population.
i dont really get the point youre trying to make by saying that im also doing the same things as her by taking conclusions from what i read, since it seems you imply im also hypocritical in a way? which its not a good counterpoint.
although my gut reaction is that this study is bs and shouldnt be taken in consideration, if stuff like this is true and it ends up being a factor to consider for people that might need blood the most, then it should be taken into account. but since the conclusions are contradicted by bigger, more general studies about these kinds of things, which seems to be generally agreed by people in this field; i'll take those conclusions for the time being.
these are the reason why i believe comparing me to JK Rowling is not a good comparison.
i dont expect much to change on our points so i will just drop it here.
@@mattc3581 J. K. Rowling has a history of either misrepresenting studies, or using studies with bad methodology to support her agenda. She's either scientifically illiterate, in which case she should shut up about science, or she knows the studies she uses are outliers and widely criticised, and doesn't care.
6:17 Also, fun fact: the act of fermentation was not something humanity invented, we just accidentally found out about it, and it is INCREDIBLY simple to make, hell, before the rise of the Soviet Union, a peasant could EASILY convert potatoes into alcohol.
Imagine the Irish during the blight years... "Do I eat that potato right now, or I fermenting it to booze?"
@@kornaros96 Exactly! All it takes is some patience to build a at-home distillery. The only issue with it literally only comes from the time needed to distill the alcohol, so not everyone will try to make it.
I honestly would recommend learning how to build one in case the apocalypse arrives.
@@JamesTDGI mean there is the potential for it to blow up.
@@CircusJeanie2399 how?
@@tvhead2426 ethanol and distillation byproducts are highly flammable.
Sourcing the DAMN BIBLE to a CHRISTIAN has gotta be the funniest shit ive seen in a while
I love doing it 😂
"Wine" in that context can mean two things. It didn't always mean just alcoholic beverages, and the Greek word had two meanings. One meaning is of course the alcoholic beverage, the *other* is sweet, unfermented grape juice. There's a number of Christians who believe that the wine Jesus turned the water into, considering the one who tried said it was the "best wine", was the sweetest, and most fresh grape juice they had tasted in a long time, or at the very least the sweetest they had at the wedding feast
@@DaveMelonfireyour comment shows exactly why context is important, and from the context you can tell that the "wine" jesus turned the water into was alcoholic as the ceremonial master commented about the quality that it was normal to first give high quality and THEN low quality wich makes sense because once you are drunk you wont notice the quality all that much. He wouldnt have commented that if he was simply talking about grape juice
@@jismeraiverhoeven That goes into contexts even outside the Bible as well as in. There's a whole article in the study Bible I use that gives even outside sources on why the term "best" wine would in fact be sweet, and therefore non-alcoholic. There is also context within John, where John talks about newness with the coming of Christ. Why would John have this event in there if it wasn't "new wine", or unfermented grape juice, that he had made? Plus, what you said about people not caring about the quality even furthers the fact that if they were drunk already, why would Jesus, one who knows the Scriptures, give them even more intoxicating wine when it clearly states in the OT not to do that?
@@DaveMelonfire he was simply stating a custom. That doesnt mean that people there where already drunk because as you said if they where jesus probably wouldnt have done it. As for the new whine thing, im fairly certain that its used in the same was as "a new heavens and a new earth" where god isnt actually creating a new heaven and a new planet earth, but its rather used symbolicly, implying that 1 thing gets replaced by something else
The first one is basically "Gotta get f**ked to see who your real friends are"
Yep
No everyone is looking at this from the wrong perspective it's not encouraging people to go have babies it's a warning that if you have a baby, like she did, you will quickly learn who is a real friend and who is just around around you because your convenient. As some one who got married young and had his first child while still in college let me tell you this is completely true.
@@DuelingDexperts could've definitely worded it better then.
F- WEEEEEEE *
How is being pregnant getting fucked? Do you mean that literally (sex) or that being pregnant ruins your life
The call back to “SEE THIS GUYS READ THE BIBLE” about Winnie the Pooh’s favorite color caught me so off guard lolololol
But "color" is the American spelling, and the creator of Winnie the Pooh is British. So is it true A. A. Milne canon, or just Disney cannon!?
@@adrianblake8876I adore you for caring about the Winnie the Pooh canon :D hope you are doing well a year on :)
20:37
Massive misconception is Ramsay hates a lot of lower class food. Wrong he just hates bad food, its just he tends to get much angrier than the normal person when they're served bad food
Petition for Emkay to start a channel made entirely of Robin's cut rants so we can still hear them as the rants that are left in are normally quite entertaining.
21:45
Last I checked, the closest thing in Norse mythology to a female Thor is when he had to disguise himself as Freya and pretend to marry a giant in order to get back his stolen hammer. Obviously, the whole ordeal was Loki’s idea and Thor was the only god who voted _against_ the proposed plan.
Is the whole "only the worthy can lift Mjolnir" thing a Marvel-ism?
In some versions, it was Heimdall's idea 😊
@@LloydTheZephyrianYup. In the myths, it was just really heavy. Even Thor needed special gloves and a special belt to wield his hammer.
Loki is just EXTRA
XD
Yeah but the closest thing to a female Loki is when he turned into a mare (female horse), got pounded by a frost giant’s horse, and later gave birth to an eight-legged super horse named slepnier that Odin then rode around. Slepnier is in some Marvel movies for a few shots.
J/k that’s not the closest to a female Loki, he regularly took the form of a human female and went off and had regular human families. He was just like, don’t knock it until you try it.
Norse mythology is a bunch of crazy stories were meant to entertain as much as anything else.
15:56 The funniest part about guys like this being mad about Ken is that Ken was never supposed to anything more; he’s just an accessory to Barbie
I think that's what they're actually mad about
@@Vinemaple you make a good point, and yet these same people want women to be an accessory.
@@chefcircuit5392 In their minds, there's no "and yet" about that.
That's a lie btw
@@Vinemaple Weird too, since a major theme of the movie was Ken realising he's more than an accessory
As someone who has a *very* passing interest in Alternate History, that Harry Turtledove comeback was awesome and ruthless and it made me respect him even more than I already did.
Harry Turtledove is the shi
Nice name bro
Made me actually start to respect him again after having to read one of his books plot by plot instead of the way it was constructed.
I mean, I wouldn't it would be. It would be a good year better for the
@@Vinemaple good god did someone make you read turtledove for school?
8:55 i love this one the most because
this literal karen doesnt understand that hawaiians and other polynesian groups tattoo their body as a way to not only make themselves unique, but to guard their spirit and health.
It is quite literally ingrained into their culture to tattoo themselves. Dwayne Johnson is part of the Anoa'i family, most of which are wrestlers, all of which have tattoos on their body, the family comes from these kinds of islands.
We love it when Christians say something pretty damn racist
Dats raaaaaciiist 🤤
Most of these "christians" are trying to use the bible as a shield
"The only thing I've groomed is my two persian cats"
The kid named two persian cats
I am like 6 minutes into the video and they've already had to cut out a whole Robin rant for being too colorful.. this this is why I'm subscribed
Exactly
69th like lol
Even French Baguette Intelligence only had go do that once. These videos are gold
@@gabrote42another french baguette intelligence fan?!?!?
@@driving.me.crazy_another another French baguette intelligence fan?
She was playing not just A Minor, she was playing a ukulele, A CHILD GUITAR!
I will never refer to a ukulele as anything but a child guitar now-
A ukulele is _not_ a child guitar. It is its own instrument, with its own chords and everything. That would like calling the violin a child cello.
@@Ikajo Violin is child cello, cello is child double bass.
I counter this whole point by calling a cello a daddy violin.
@@QwixLF Ok, but what's a viola.
Oh right, its the middle child.
12:32 I mean, knowing the sex of an animal is kind of important if you don't suddenly want a ton of extras.
fr I got pet rats for the first time around a year ago and I didn't want to deal with separating them so I just got all males
it's extra food
@@somethingsmart4196 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@somethingsmart4196 bush meat
@@somethingsmart4196what if I get sick
16:30o quote something that I forget but remember hearing, "This is like going to Starbucks and asking 'Well where am I gonna get a mattress, then?'"
4:14 And Undertale is an anagram for Nut dealer, but there are no almonds to be found. Perhaps the word we should really be searching for, funny enough, another anagram of Undertale, is unrelated
Lol, OMG, another undertale fan!
Ayyyyy ❤
@@katalimendoza2569 why are you acting surprised, it's still really popular
i know most already know that but i think another great example is the fact that undertale is also an anagram for deltarune
Wohoo undertale fan :D
18:05 "a lock that can be opened without a key is a lock by masterlock"
Thank you Mcnally for such a valuable lesson
especially if it can be opened by throwing a square at it
You know, I never before realized the hidden meaning behind Masterlock's name..
If we're going with the analogy that a lock is a vagina and a key is a penis, and "opening" the lock would be sex, then if somebody opens the lock without a key (or another lock) being present, that would obviously be a form of mastur...lock!
@@foogod4237*r/cursedcomments*
@@foogod4237 thank you for your wisdom xDDDDDDDD
thats just adult toys@@fengari_leitmotifs
Can we start a petition to have Robin be given a sub like cute puppies or something just once before his head flies off?
Why a petition? Just gotta start one hah
robins rants are the best ever, i love how the editor just gave up and cut it down and put a text wall explaining lmao
13:20 I love how people don't like tax money going to people on the streets because it's supposed to go everyone but they are perfectly fine with taxes going to the litteral streets that you can't use without a license.
Lol that alcohol one. Seeing birds getting drunk on the *naturally fermented* fruit still on the tree is pretty fun
20:34 - As the resident grilled cheese maker in the household, I have been saying for literal decades that the reason most chefs who have a hard time with making a good grilled cheese are screwing up is because they’re overthinking it. If you want a grilled cheese like your grandmother used to make for you, you’re not using fresh-baked sourdough and imported asiago unless your grandmother was Julia Child. You want a grilled cheese that takes you back to when you were seven years old? Store-bought sliced white bread and cheap singles that probably have to be legally sold as “processed cheese food”, maybe add something like garlic or bacon bits if you’re feeling spicy. You know how you can’t make a recipe taste the same if you don’t use the same ingredients? That goes both ways.
Anyhoo. End of stupid rant. I think listening to Robin’s rants probably put me in a mood or something, but his are definitely more entertaining than mine are.
if soap eating competitions existed, i would win every single one, even if i did not attend
Huh that's interesting
eternal winner
@@haterswonthate esteskr wiekne
and ill be rooting for you
Why does everyone in this reply section have yellow pfps
13:29 “my money should got to something that benefit everyone” homeless people are also included in everyone
This is not the way "small business owners" think.
@@Vinemaple they just see the few people who take advantage of the system and don’t think about those who have to rely on it
@@jonasholm-mw5bn And yet, they will be so proud of themselves if they manage to take advantage of the system themselves
Not to mention that her point of homeless people not contributing to society is bullshit since, you know, nearly half of the, ARE employed.
@@Vinemaple "people have houses. Non-people have non-houses" -them probably
18:22 “a key that can open every lock is a master key. A lock that can be opened with any key is a master lock,”
-some random guy in a funny lockpicking video.
19:58 Food is also about filling bellies! But a full belly is happiness, so kinda the same thing.
9:15 I think most of those rules are in Leviticus. It's Leviticus 11 that explains which animals are unclean (pigs, catfish, shellfish, etc) and when you consider they didn't know about bacteria and toxin buildup and cooking meat to a safe temperature it's actually a pretty handy guide to avoid getting sick.
True, but for an all knowing diety to ban these animals for supposedly moral reasons when he knows damn well why those things aren't safe and could explain it to his prophets, it really makes me question if he ls really all knowing in the first place.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory if I had to guess, people decided that God decreed those animals Unclean which resulted in people who ate them being cursed with strange, sometimes lethal afflictions. "Word of God" or not the book was written, adapted, and translated by people
@@M_Alexander that's why I have a problem with people treating it as objective fact.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory agreed!
You’re right that it might have started out like that, but I just have to point out that the Hebrew word for “unclean” is synonomous with “impure,” and not “germ-ridden,” It’s more about religious protocol than any concern about germs.
Colline saw her fans and thought: I c major potential for a date. Unfortunately they were a minor
Considering she's a predator, "fortunately" would've been more accurate.
@@QuiteSpiffing no unfortunately for society.
I get the joke 😂
C major
Oh my god LMAOOOO
A minor? I guess that D won't be major
7:21 Bro got fact checked by a fucking children's book, not even a wiki page or someth 💀
That's pretty funny, and sad for the person who thought it was red. 😬
(13:14) "my money should help everyone!" bud, the homeless are a part of that...
the one about “i don’t remeber a thor in greek mythology” had me cracking up. thanks for making such amazing content all of the time.
Being a kid back in time was both great *and* terrible. Summer holidays were mostly walking in the countryside followed by long periods of boredom trying to decide what to do. There was the freedom of just going off somewhere with no contact for hours on end, but that tied to a feeling that if you got hurt, you would have to somehow get back home on your own (maybe with siblings to help)
It was NOT a Golden Age like some people say, we had a house phone and a radio/record player, and that was about it. No computer, mobiles, internet, TV, video, or pretty much anything entertaining. As I graduated from Pedestrian to Cyclist and then Biker my world expanded and I had a few actual friends that were from outside our village - that was great. And riding in a loose group of bikers (not even close to a Gang lol) on Sundays was the amped up version of wandering the fields with my siblings. All the engines running as we dropped into a car park at some random seaside town, followed by the deafening silence when we stopped was pretty cool too.
The mid 70's was a stupid amount of time ago, but stuff seemed to happen at high speed - records gave way to cassette tape which gave way to CDs, and there was all kinds of entertainment - even portable stuff like the Sony Walkman seemed like something from the Future back then. Things have kept advancing (mostly) so I keep watching and enjoying people getting outraged by important and unimportant issues - keep going!
As a young immortal, I wish to learn from you, Ancient One.
Teach me the ways of remaining sane in the flighty decades to come;
of finding joy in the static nature of change;
of remaining aloof amongst others' outrage.
Then teach me how to deal with the inevitable nostalgia as you have hinted at here.
@@Groupedup-ne2kk Weird as it may seem, actually touching grass - at least out in the parks or countryside - is pretty good. Just laze around in the sun for an afternoon with nothing planned... therapeutic stuff!
Since my brother's a motor vehicle history enthusiast, I have to ask: what model was your motorbike back then?
@@StarSailor1343 Are you ready? let's go: Yamaha XS250, Yamaha SR500, Yamaha XZ500, Suzuki GT750, Yamaha XJ750, BMW R80ST, Yamaha SR500 (2nd one) Suzuki GSX600f, Suzuki GSX600f (2nd one) and a couple of small bikes when I was teaching my ex to ride... The XS250 was first though, but the others are in random order...
1:34
Man, that guy used a lot of words to say “I’m a child predator.”
I knew someone who faked getting pregnant to see who her real friends were, she was 13 at the time.
When I was 15, I knew someone who claimed I got her pregnant, for unknown reasons. Fortunately for me, everything she did was for unknown reasons, and it was inconceivable that anyone in the school would sleep with me. Also fortunately, she wasn't pregnant at all.
@@Vinemaple that sounds rough man, at least it was hard to believe. Hope you're better now :)
I mean, faking being pregnant to find out who your real friends are is better than actually getting pregnant to find out who your real friends are lol
@@violet7773 fair point lmao
17:00 Wow, it almost seems like there were millions of different languages across the Americas until European conquest...
"And then the British came"
13:24 Would rather have my tax dollars wasted on some hobo's alcohol addiction than having my tax dollars get wasted on some CEO's crack addiction.
2:06 ‘ why didn’t you walk out of the hospital?’😂 killed me
Regardless of OP very technically having a point, this was one of the sickest burns here
@@Vinemaple OP did not have a point. Technically or otherwise.
@@Vinemaple nah buddy. Puberty is not just menarche. It takes about a decade to fully end, and menarche isn't even the start of that process, altho it is very close to it. And, until one has reached a full adult height, weight, and skeletal structure, getting pregnant and giving birth have higher risk proportional to how far one is from that point.
To be fair, as a baby you physically lack the musculature to be able to walk even if you knew how.
7:16 they got their Winnie the Pooh lore straight lmfao
you know something is rough when they have to completely remove a rant from a video. Love Robin so much.
5:56 FACT: Alcohol is not only naturally produced, but humans aren't the only species to get drunk on purpose. Elephants apparently seek out fermenting marula fruit for that reason (there have been arguments as to whether or not they can get drunk, but most who deny the elephants drunk hypothesis have done their calculations on humans, so it's generally thought to be true)
Delta Omicron can also be rearranged to spell:
-Rectal Domino
-Locate Nimrod
-Cilantro Mode
-Modern Coital
-Menial Doctor
-Lard Emoticon
4:08 Delta and Omicron are SEPARATE strains, so you can't combine them for a secret conspiracy code *because it wouldn't be secret*
When you switch up the letters of "separate," you get "rapetase." I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but it's factual.
Better than most political arguments I hear.
18:30 'teenage mutant needle teedles'
6:21
Actually you’re wrong Robin, most are people that HAVE read the Bible but adapted it to THEIR morals so they don’t look wrong
According to historians and academics, the Bible has been rewritten at least 30,000 times, in order to give those in power at that time and in their specific region greater control over the moron masses who need mythology as an excuse to abuse and control others.
It's almost as though religion is nothing more than a power ponzi scheme, or something.
Well, have read _parts of_ the Bible. And then forgotten most of it...
That would be everyone.
You read the Bible
You decide that it means what you think is morally correct.
@@brianbarber5401And that's why it doesn't work as organized religion. No clear definition beyond what we each interpret, meaning anyone can think it's hateful or loving.
It's also highly contradictory throughout, which does not help one bit.
@@oren1305The bible is like a Phoenix Wright witness:Full of contradictions.
12:42 Don't gender your litter and soon you'll have 80 rats instead of 8
then dont gender them 6 more generations, and you have 800 billion rats. then sell them all for $100 (price of a pet rat), and you will make 80 trillion dollars.
@@ASocialistTransGirlgood idea
@@ASocialistTransGirlA socialist trans girl out here giving the most sigma Ohio level 5 gyatt rizz known to MAN!
@@ASocialistTransGirl It raises some issues though. Number one is space, as even though rats are quite small, 800 billion is a lot. Not even New York city has remotely close to that number. Number two is food. Feeding them all will cost a fortune, so you better sell at least a few, very quickly. Number three is maintenance, both regarding their litter as well as everything else.
The most optimal amount of rats to sell would be in the hundreds. That's enough to earn some money, but not too much to handle. Then again, I'm no rat expert, so you can't trust my advice.
@@mikkitoro8933 For space, the area it would take up would be 12.8 million square km, which is less than siberia.
As for food, you can do the same trick with plants (theyre omnivores so can eat plants). Plant seeds duplicate. This costs nothing, because you do it yourself instead of buying it.
I always figured puberty was more akin to a videogame getting an update to support a new feature, before implementing that feature via a DLC
Can I get a refund on the video game that is my life? It’s worse than the et game… that every copy got burned in the 80’s
@NAcHO-wx5vg it's a modern game update, so no refunds
The one about the sarnia police is totally accurate I’m from sarnia ont Canada and they are absolutely corrupt as shit , my brother has mental health problems he attacked me when he was off his meds one time ( he’s in better health now) and the cops arrested me cause I tried to defend myself from my brother with a knife. I thought I had a lawyer the next day but lawyer and the judge waited until 430pm half hour before the court closed for the day to tell me I didn’t have any lawyer and would be locked up over the weekend if I couldn’t find someone to sign me out I found someone and left got pulled over on the way home for no reason then had to go to court every Monday Wednesday and Thursday for the next four months to prove I wasn’t mentally unstable while being forced to go to a psychiatrist for four hours, Tuesdays and Fridays. All cause the cop that arrested me knew my mom sold pot and they never caught her before it became legal so they decided to fuck with me and make my life hell for long as they could then dismiss the case.
I live in sarnia too, i got jumped by 5 cops for not letting them into my friends apartment due to a noise complaint.
Holy fuck, my province is trash
People like Gordon Ramsay know that you can make even the shittiest cut of meat into a dish worthy of a michelin star
Aww, I like hearing Robin's passionate rants... He puts things so well! Would have enjoyed (and probably completely agreed with) the rant at 5:36 :c
... I thought Ken was always second to Barbie since she's a very accomplished woman with experience in a multitude of areas, and Ken was made after the fact to give her a "love interest" or whatever correct me if I'm wrong buuut
7:35 this is phrased as a 'question' because "?" isn't inherently used for questions! It can also be used to simply mark an uptick in tone in some contexts :3
The evil question mark
:3 is my favourite punctuation mark tbh
@@ASocialistTransGirl Trans people when there's ":3" at the function [sounds of overlapping cheers]
I also sometimes use it if I’m fairly sure that something is true, but wouldn’t be too surprised if it weren’t. For example, if I saw someone say something, but I remember reading an article stating the opposite, I might say “x article disproves that though?”. The question mark there is to indicate that I don’t remember exactly what was in the article, and that I might be misremembering
@@tanakisoup True! It can also be used in context where someone is unsure so that makes sense :3
Lmao “Daddy’s ratioing the police” is not something i thought id ever hear
Honestly, there should be a series of shorts titled "Robin Rants"
it'd have to be unlisted
20:50 This makes me want to pay more taxes, look how happy the little guy is!
I assume it's in America, but if it were in my country I'd stop evading taxes.
6:05 i used to work in a watermelon field, so i know for a fact the earth does make alcohol, so many of the old watermelons fermented on their own (we grew them for seeds so it didnt matter)
10:11 At US$10K+ per hospital birth, I would've thought that the USA would've completely depopulated by now.
21:40 I want Chris Hemsworth to reenact the Norse myth about Thor crossdressing as the bride at a giant's wedding
I could see him doing that.
I need this.
15:55
in reality, every crying about the barbie movie literally just completely misunderstood the message
I'ma be real, I was chilling playing Mugen and didn't even care about barbenhimer until they released
fr.
Just a reminder, these people thought Prehistoric Planet, a documentary, was “woke” because the T. Rex looked significantly closer to how an actual T. Rex is actually supposed to look than the one in Jurassic Park did.
@@hamishstewart5324 yeah i really don't get how the question of whether or not dinosaurs had feathers became political
21:44 i wait for the day someone tries to say that “theres no female Loki in Norse mythology!!1!” And “remind” them about the time Loki, in the Mythos, literally gave birth to a horse.
loki gave birth to a lot of things tbh
Doesn't he birth the three signs/causes of Ragnorok?@@craigmccune6066
An *_EIGHT-LEGGED_* horse, no less.
18:52 I think people are just mad he hasn’t done anything worth canceling
Also, Teenage Mutant Needle Teedles Was an awesome show as a kid. I’m quoting Robin btw.
well this aged like milk
@@sebgaming4667 i’ve been looking for this comment for so long but I forgot where I posted it
In 5:59, there are so many disputes I can make, but I’ll say one. Monkeys and other fruit-eating animals ( usually monkeys that’s what you see articles about) get drunk from eating fermenting fruit. No one placed it there, it fell to the ground, and bacteria caused aerobic fermentation, which made ethanol.
Even bees get drunk on fermented nectar!!
It’s a good day when robin narrates
*great
*amazing
*spectacular
8:48
Get used to this: Most of them _have never read the bible, or any 'holy' book,_ in full. :/
The cherry-picking is slightly caused by the usage of 'verses', and is encouraged, rather than a full context.
4:01 You can rearrange “Lavern Spicer” to say “crap sniveler”
21:49 Not to mention that one time Thor dressed up as the goddess Freya and everyone thought he was beautiful. That’s in there too.
Man, that cop really taught that struggling single mother with a hungry child to feed a lesson! What an amazing justice system we have! 🤩
Better than no justice system.
the lube in the picture
@@larryharrison4396 I'd rather no justice system than a justice system that convicts innocent people and makes the lives of those already struggling even harder.
@@savagefurry Life will be way harder when criminals are running around free looting and shooting. and you seem to have a pretty easy life based on the user name
@@larryharrison4396they wouldn’t be criminals if there’s no legal system
3:45 I HATE that I understood the joke.
21:39 To make this even more hilarious, Loki was in trouble with the other gods, as usual, and needed to fix it. Long story short, he decided to shapeshift into a mare in order to distract a very powerful stallion. Loki then gave birth to Sleipnir, Odin's steed, who is an eight-legged horse.
Norse gods couldn't care less what you think they should be, mainly Loki, but I could see Thor finding a way to become a woman. Probably just to mess with Loki.
No, the reason why he shapeshifted into a mare was because gods commisioned a giant to build a wall, but they didn't want to pay him, so Loki "distracted" his horse so he didn't finish on time.
@@Karak-_- That's why I said long story short. The only really relevant part of the story was the part where Loki turned into a female horse. The rest of the story didn't matter for the point I was making at the time.
@@BlazingShadowSword The "Loki was in trouble with the other gods, as usual" made it sound like Loki somehow made other gods angry at him.
@@Karak-_- The version I read was that Loki was the reason the 1 giant was chosen and that he knew he had his badass horse. The pay was discussed before all the other Gods knew about his horse and so they all were okay with it. But once the Gods found out that Loki knew beforehand and refused to tell them, they forced him to fix what he caused...again.
4:50 my great grandmother was alive during the Korean War, losing her husband to ptsd and lack of Healthcare after the war was over, great times 👍
That sucks, bro... I just got through listening to a summary of All Quiet On the Western Front
My great great grandparents were in Germany in ww2 and they moved to USA definitely wasn’t great when my great great grandparents were younger I don’t remember if it was great great or great
My grandpa had to survive several droughts in the brazillian nordeste and had to live in extremely poor conditions, lovely times. 👍
17:40 It makes me think of that scene in Demolition Man where the outcasts are doing armed robberies to get groceries.
2:16 "Your grill ... has the heating element *below* the food" That makes it a barbecue, not a grill. A grill's heating element is *above* the food.
Speaking of Gordan Ramsay and simple foods, there was an episode of Hell's Kitchen where they had to make food for a bunch of children and the chefs who failed the challenge failed to understand that most children want the same simple foods and do not have a tolerance for complex flavors. If I remember correctly, the winner was the team with just a simple cheeseburger and fries.
I can tell from experience that being told that I was unwanted was rather painful in it's own way, especially when I was told multiple times that, It was interesting how my eyes are brown along with my sister's unlike our other siblings who were actually wanted. (Funnily enough, my eyes are hazel, so I feel a tad bit better now. They still look brown nevertheless tho.)
I can't fanthom how horrid I'd feel if my parent were to tell me that they only had me because they wanted to know who was their real friend. That shit would sting far more than being an unwanted child.
4:30 As a young adult, I’m starting to think my own cynicism needs to be toned down a tad if I’m impressed by such a sane post from a 74-year-old.
Why does it surprise me that some people Turtledove’s age aren’t lead-poisoned out of their minds?
I'm just amazed that he's on twitter at all, idek why
@@comradewindowsill4253I thought he was dead for a while, idk why
The piping your mom/intrusive thought one just laid me out.
I want to have a full 30 minute video of Robin Rants. Honestly, his rants are how I am able to learn about a lot of pressing issues that I was 1. Desensitized to, or 2. Just too naive to know. After his rants, a lot of the time I do research on the problems he talks about and its honestly more educating than school.
8:39
he had to do it, it’s internet law
just like somewhere out there, someone will say “just like i had to do your mom”
Can we all agree as a collective whole, if we see someone stealing food, baby products, feminine product etc. (so anything they need to live) we dont say anything
16:51 fun fact! NASA was actually a sea exploration government body. Then they changed to space… I wonder what’s down there that made them change…
Nasa is still exploring the ocean, in may this year they actually talked about it. Also they changed because of the space race. I hope this helps🥰
tons of pressure that adds up the deeper underwater you are
The “entering Ecological Deadzone” thing… something about horror?
6:19 to add onto this, the Bible also completely allows the consumption of alcohol. It just says to, as with all things in life, do so in moderation.
Harry Turtledove who responded about being born in 1949 and lynching and segregation is an alternate history author. He wrote a series of books what would happen if aliens attacked during WWII as well as other alternate timelines. Just a random thought as I watched the video.
11:47 Why the fuck do people have such a problem with the word "cis"? It's just a word meaning "the same side".
Because they aren't actually educated in anything that they dislike. It's like getting mad that you was called a homosapien basically
Transphobes think that they're "normal" and trans people are "weird", so trans people get an adjective in front, but cis people should just be [regular] people, no adjective. Giving both cis and trans an adjective makes them both look like just neutral descriptors, as opposed to singling one of them out as unusual and abnormal
They don't want to be pulled into the left's "unclean" transgender shenanigans, they just want to live in their transphobic bubble forever
because they think its some “woke term” (they dont know what it means) when cisgender just means “not transgender”, and we all know they use the word “straight”
Because it's turned into a kind of insult. Calling somebody cis is like calling somebody a Nazi back in the day when it meant something. It's supposed to insult you in a way that you can't change.
Weurd thing is, the people who insult me for being straight, or cis, will be triggered if I called them trans.
4:00 You also get CLARINET DOOM
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19:32 first time I've seen a comment get to the negative thousands
6:07 Alcohol is also a byproduct of alcoholic fermentation, which takes place in yeast. By that logic, bread is impossible.
6:02 As a Christian, the millisecond I read that I just bursted out laughing. Gotta love when influential people who have never read the Bible use it to say whatever the hell and have a ludicrous amount of people blindly believing them because “It’s Biblical because dude trust me.” Reminds me of a time when I saw an article on one of these types of videos where someone said “Feeding your children without making them work for it is demonic communism” even though the Bible said “If you can provide for your household but don’t you’re absolutely horrible.” As you said in the video, most of these people don’t even read the Bible, they just go to church on Sundays and Wednesdays and that basically the entirety of their faith.
2:00 the youngest mother was 5 years old. she was just a little kid.
She got raped by her dad. I'm not even joking, its just sad.
6:15 Reminded me one stupid pick up line: Jesus turned water into wine, may I turn you into mine?
I'll turn water into cu-
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON not interested, but if it was rum...
12:08 the first one.
Cat-ass-troh-phee
You could have spelled it differently
@@Zachyshows i know what i did.
1:00 $14 per hour at 40 hours per week for 52 weeks per year is just shy of $30k. The average cost of living for an individual in Texas in the year 2022 was estimated to be $45k. This has been the case for so long that it's no longer wild.
if my taxes didn't fund lizards on treadmills, i would not pay them.