r/Nicegirls | I'M DIFFERENT!!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @queencoconuts3388
    @queencoconuts3388 5 лет назад +7460

    “my boyfriend is not your brother”
    *casually pulls out birth certificate*

    • @avramandrei6741
      @avramandrei6741 5 лет назад +386

      Her bf is not anyone's brother cause he doesn't exist. No one is that stupid to hold on to a "Nice girlfriend" like her

    • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
      @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 5 лет назад +214

      Queen Coconuts Its OUR brother.

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 5 лет назад +106

      @@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 cursed comment

    • @ogerponreject
      @ogerponreject 5 лет назад +40

      If some girl said that to me I would tell my mom and get her to tell her off.

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 5 лет назад +44

      @Nina Shroomsburgh R/CommunistAlabama

  • @wheeeeeeeeeee
    @wheeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +8552

    "If a woman cheats on you, it's your fault."
    This sounds like something a cheater would say.

  • @thekingofbel6511
    @thekingofbel6511 5 лет назад +1881

    Nice girl: my boyfriend is not your brother
    The sister who grew up in alabama: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @ldragondeity
      @ldragondeity 4 года назад +58

      Oh no

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +39

      HOLY SHIT

    • @altf4635
      @altf4635 4 года назад +38

      My crush is from Alabama....

    • @Sup-rh4eu
      @Sup-rh4eu 4 года назад +27

      ALT F4 uh oh 😂😂😂

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +34

      ALT F4 *banjo intensifies*

  • @canyonbeary
    @canyonbeary 4 года назад +1450

    Her: “You’ll never find another girl like me”
    Me: I sure hope not

  • @peppa6985
    @peppa6985 5 лет назад +3251

    Nice Girl: *beats her man for no reason*
    Boy: *Tries to stop her*
    Nice Girl: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @yuhyeet3153
      @yuhyeet3153 4 года назад +43

      @@grace1907 n i c e

    • @serena841
      @serena841 4 года назад +39

      a c c u r a t e

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 года назад +3

      Oof

    • @redussmith8066
      @redussmith8066 4 года назад +55

      The sad part is if she call the cops he going to jail..

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 4 года назад +51

      If someone attacks me i will attack them back in self defense, no matter the gender, age, size or species.

  • @yami6256
    @yami6256 5 лет назад +5432

    That moment when you realize ppl like this actually exist

    • @HuggableLoveablePlushies
      @HuggableLoveablePlushies 5 лет назад +194

      And the most terrifying part is that we don’t know how many. 😱😱😱

    • @Sansmemelordover
      @Sansmemelordover 4 года назад +53

      Blasting_Techno *monotone* You get used to it.....

    • @redussmith8066
      @redussmith8066 4 года назад +15

      commit toaster bath it true they do exist lmfao 😂

    • @loadingle6893
      @loadingle6893 4 года назад +40

      A part of me wishes this ia fake

    • @redussmith8066
      @redussmith8066 4 года назад +5

      Manman 2123 but they are O_o

  • @felixfeder7106
    @felixfeder7106 5 лет назад +3521

    "My boyfriend is not your brother"
    But we've been together since birth.

    • @Surratiya
      @Surratiya 5 лет назад +352

      And he came out of the same ball sac I came from

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 лет назад +194

      "My boyfriend is MY brother" - Cercei Lannister

    • @Surratiya
      @Surratiya 5 лет назад +27

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami maybe he did

    • @shadowkiller4091
      @shadowkiller4091 5 лет назад +73

      THIS AINT ALABAMA

    • @adrianpetrescu3728
      @adrianpetrescu3728 5 лет назад +111

      "My boyfriend is not your diary"
      So you're dating a notebook?

  • @fultoneasterwood
    @fultoneasterwood 4 года назад +2328

    “I tHoUgHt ThE mAn WaS sUpPoSeD tO cHaNgE fOr ThE gIrL”
    No. Just no. No one is supposed to change for anyone. If they don’t like you for who you are then don’t be with them.

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 года назад +119

      @Hot Dog Exactly. But if you do change in a relationship, you should change to improve yourself and the relationship as well. For example, giving up excess drinking or losing weight. That way you can encourage your partner to do that as well.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 4 года назад +48

      Only changes people should make are changes to their toxic behavior, imo.

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 года назад +14

      @@orangeismyfavoritecolor That's not really true. Me and my girlfriend (I'm a lesbian) made changes so that we weren't always up under each other. We weren't toxic, but we decided that we needed a little space from each other.

    • @heiltotheking
      @heiltotheking 4 года назад +3

      @@MahouShoujo-Studios wdym "up under each other"? Like...were you too clingy, dependant?
      Or is there something I'm misunderstanding?

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 года назад +7

      @@heiltotheking Kinda, I just mean we were always hanging out with each other and didn't really do much outside of that. We just needed some room outside of each other.

  • @HodajuciParadoks
    @HodajuciParadoks 5 лет назад +20422

    Imagine "Nice guy" and "Nice girl" meet and marry ...Oh,wait......Entitled parents

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 5 лет назад +1935

      You cracked the code!

    • @HodajuciParadoks
      @HodajuciParadoks 5 лет назад +716

      @@SarahAbramova Hahahaahah, indeed

    • @SoJoever
      @SoJoever 5 лет назад +811

      Honey did you just realize you discovered the Reddit Cinematic Universe?

    • @ajwantsdeath7580
      @ajwantsdeath7580 5 лет назад +106

      Yo...

    • @DoubleL11862
      @DoubleL11862 5 лет назад +111

      @@ajwantsdeath7580 Will the circle, be unbroken? By and by, by and by

  • @DragonOfVenezuela
    @DragonOfVenezuela 5 лет назад +4790

    Girl: **Emotionally and mentally abuses partner**
    Man: **Leaves**
    Girl: OoO

    • @glo5643
      @glo5643 5 лет назад +127

      Adrian Mata (surprised pikachu face)

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 5 лет назад +91

      girl: *_HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM_*

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 лет назад +103

      Girl: 👁👄👁

    • @MrWarenia
      @MrWarenia 5 лет назад +24

      literally my last relationship

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 лет назад +19

      🔪 girl: whats This? 😈

  • @WAcrobat19
    @WAcrobat19 5 лет назад +1791

    I get pissed at people who isolate their friend/partner from friends or family members.

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 5 лет назад +70

      Witted Acrobat19 Same. There are cases though where a guy has a female friend who is waaay too close for comfort but that is no reason to flip out on either of them. That is just a clue to either talk about it or just find a new boyfriend. I’d choose the latter.

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 5 лет назад +25

      reimu Yes, that’s fucked up. I have heard of cases where a SO convinces the other that all their friends are stupid and ”a bad influence” and might do the same for family, like saying ”why do we visit your family this much; we should only visit mine because x y z”

    • @vampanth3m747
      @vampanth3m747 5 лет назад +8

      Yea there too possessive

    • @Lunar994
      @Lunar994 5 лет назад +11

      @reimu I imagine their logic is "We're girls, and girls can't abuse men, so it's fine"

    • @burger116
      @burger116 5 лет назад +1

      From*

  • @heya5010
    @heya5010 4 года назад +740

    As a girl, I don't understand why some of my friends say "Good night" and expect me to ask "are you okay?". LIKE DUDE, ITS A GOOD NIGHT. I WANT TO SLEEP

    • @schmiriam795
      @schmiriam795 3 года назад +39

      For some women it really is difficult to tell you when they want affection. I can only describe how it is for me personally: when you ask for affection it doesn't feel as affectionate.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +8

      Worst thing is, when you by some fluke actually pick up on it and they freak out anyway.

    • @azminalibsp4800
      @azminalibsp4800 3 года назад +17

      Cuz they expect their man to have psychic powers that's what it is. They all have their own imagination, just almost not manifesting into a story that's going to kill my eyes and ears if it were to happen.

    • @Getkashot
      @Getkashot 3 года назад +8

      @@schmiriam795 yeah but I ain't gonna be fucking guessing what you want if you say good night though
      Good night=good night so go away

    • @schmiriam795
      @schmiriam795 3 года назад +4

      @@Getkashot lol I wasn't saying it was reasonable. I simply mean that I often catch myself expecting it to work like that but reality doesn't.

  • @derp_2971
    @derp_2971 4 года назад +1408

    WOMEN: Treat your men right.
    MEN: Treat your women right.
    BOTH: Treat your own gender right.

    • @kobus9808
      @kobus9808 4 года назад +65

      And still. They don't

    • @derp_2971
      @derp_2971 4 года назад +12

      Its Gerrit! :D Yeah. :(

    • @leboi4174
      @leboi4174 4 года назад +46

      Sorry, humans are the most stupid beings to ever exist and this wont help, i am a huge fan of your thoughts keep the smarts up

    • @Troll_main
      @Troll_main 4 года назад +34

      how's about feminists, but instead of thinking *women > men* thinking
      *women = men* ?
      Edit: FUCK I get it stop telling me about "oh those aren't feminists" shut the FUCK up nobody cares and I've heard it a million times

    • @leboi4174
      @leboi4174 4 года назад +28

      @@Troll_main that was the exact original plan of feminists, but I guess they devolved

  • @savannahproduction9665
    @savannahproduction9665 5 лет назад +1629

    "I'm so nice!"
    *"N W O R D"*

  • @SOFGames
    @SOFGames 5 лет назад +2642

    Her: I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet
    Also her: Proceeds to be racist
    Me: *confused male noises*

    • @unknownzero2505
      @unknownzero2505 5 лет назад +91

      *Collective male confusion*

    • @lunethemoonman1533
      @lunethemoonman1533 5 лет назад +118

      Adds confused female noises to the mix

    • @inalamire
      @inalamire 4 года назад +58

      @@lunethemoonman1533 *extra screaming of female intensifies*

    • @bigslappy823
      @bigslappy823 4 года назад +54

      Rule of thumb. Anytime someone says they're the "nicest person you'll ever meet," they're the furthest thing from the nicest person.

    • @fresh8462
      @fresh8462 4 года назад +28

      *confused sane human being sounds*

  • @Numenex
    @Numenex 4 года назад +724

    There is this lovely thing called “gender equality” some people still don’t seem to get it.

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 4 года назад +5

      @MiloneMysteries nope

    • @thebelowaveragesaibamen3286
      @thebelowaveragesaibamen3286 4 года назад +3

      "feminist" some of these people

    • @darealps1hagrid
      @darealps1hagrid 4 года назад +13

      Yeah I used to go to a weird gender equality thing and I had to hand in all sorts of shit but when my girlfriend got enrolled all they needed was her name. HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @masterchef2303
      @masterchef2303 3 года назад +25

      Just use "gender equality" for everything.
      Girl slaps you, slap her back for "equality"
      Girl calls you a whore, call her one cause EQUALITY.
      Girl stabs you, stab her BECAUSE *EQUALITY*

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад +27

      @@masterchef2303 The last one is self-defense, anyway.

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 лет назад +2966

    Don't even wanna imagine what the child of a nice guy and a nice girl would look or be like.

    • @t0pno7ch33
      @t0pno7ch33 5 лет назад +369

      Maybe it's an anti-vax kid?!?!!?

    • @nimat-lahbalogun9809
      @nimat-lahbalogun9809 5 лет назад +194

      T0P NO7CH they wouldn't live to become a child but they might be lucky to become a toddler

    • @GuyGurr-historicalviolin
      @GuyGurr-historicalviolin 5 лет назад +77

      are we talking about the real nice guy and nice girl that are too friendly to be an asshole or the ones that drop their masks after you dump them?

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 5 лет назад +55

      I dont know man watching these videos with "nice" girls/guys made me lose 20 years of my life. Like how could you live with these fucking psychopathic maniacs

    • @lehmonsoda
      @lehmonsoda 5 лет назад +60

      Oh no it's going to be a r/nicechild :O

  • @danika2082
    @danika2082 4 года назад +2205

    “my boyfriend is not your brother”
    *does that mean i’m adopted*

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +129

      adopted person here but uh fun fact, just because you're adopted doesn't mean you're not family.

    • @caseyhughes5313
      @caseyhughes5313 4 года назад +32

      or he could be adopted you never know.

    • @warerblx4143
      @warerblx4143 4 года назад +5

      69 69 699

    • @Rudy137
      @Rudy137 4 года назад +1

      What

    • @Phauntal
      @Phauntal 4 года назад

      @@randompromises1038 Thanks for the clarification!

  • @ramelbusto1011
    @ramelbusto1011 5 лет назад +1362

    “I think we can all agree that the worst zodiac sign is men”
    I wonder what her father thinks of her now

    • @taco4yearsagoedited567
      @taco4yearsagoedited567 5 лет назад +44

      Father of the thing: oh I left it when it was released from karen I And she got an iPhone XS Max AirPods and a juul and then a skip school card

    • @noir6207
      @noir6207 5 лет назад +8

      That isnt even a zodiac sign and it bothers me xd

    • @hebork1653
      @hebork1653 5 лет назад +31

      He's still at the grocery store

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 5 лет назад +5

      Too bad for this bitch, I identify myself as a god.

    • @mr.halfright
      @mr.halfright 5 лет назад

      I'm more than happy to hear that I am nearly on par with creatures of the heavens themselves

  • @funkysquig
    @funkysquig 4 года назад +268

    “My boyfriend is NOT your brother”
    *confused big sister noises*

  • @RainyDoesNothing
    @RainyDoesNothing 4 года назад +657

    “My boyfriend isn’t your diary” Me:.... of course he isn’t, why would I write all of my secrets on him???

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +23

      Knixie Granite imagine if you did and someone saw that

    • @RainyDoesNothing
      @RainyDoesNothing 4 года назад +45

      Skywalking Studioz all they would see is me complaining about fictional characters and how I wish they were real

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +37

      Knixie Granite
      Guy: (just walking around)
      Other guy: (covered in tattoos talking about how much they want to bang Harry Potter)
      Guy: (turns the other way)
      Other guy: Dammit not again...

    • @RainyDoesNothing
      @RainyDoesNothing 4 года назад +9

      Skywalking Studioz 🤣

    • @daremebros2541
      @daremebros2541 4 года назад +5

      Why not

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +2404

    We just need to send them to the ranch.

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад +17

      Put them in the back

    • @frsr9410
      @frsr9410 5 лет назад +24

      I much prefer Ram Ranch 👌👌👌

    • @Skibidutoioetlver
      @Skibidutoioetlver 5 лет назад +2

      .Thanos Dione more like Dr.phil Thanos

    • @dolphinpal7863
      @dolphinpal7863 5 лет назад +5

      I was thinking of another five letter word that was around the time of Joseph Stalin, but that works too

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 лет назад +7

      Arden D id prefer a horse girl over a bitch.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 лет назад +3251

    "(racial slur)"
    "I'M SO NICE"

    • @ZA_VIKINGOH
      @ZA_VIKINGOH 5 лет назад +16

      I know I am.

    • @kodiibearv
      @kodiibearv 5 лет назад +72

      Romantic Outlaw reminds me of this girl in my geometry class last year. bragging about how she’s gonna “use the fuck out of [some guy with a gf whos hitting her up]” and then saying .2 seconds later “i’m such a good person”

    • @louise4778
      @louise4778 5 лет назад +19

      yea that one was insane how did she go from that to 'i just love you so much' it creeps me OUT

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 лет назад +23

      @@louise4778 Crocodile tears are a common trait of abusers. Yikes.

    • @louise4778
      @louise4778 5 лет назад +7

      @@firstnamelastname7244 i'm so glad the guy didnt take her shit

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 4 года назад +184

    I feel bad for the children of Nice Girls/Guys and Karens. Their childhood will be ruined.

    • @susangarrido7056
      @susangarrido7056 3 года назад +3

      It's even worse if a normal person's kid is a Nice Guy/Girl and/or Karen

    • @dontage815
      @dontage815 3 года назад

      The kids would rather go back to ww2 because then they wpuld at leadt have a chance

    • @MrHibugji
      @MrHibugji 3 года назад

      R/entitledparents

    • @cripa
      @cripa 3 года назад +1

      My mom's a karen and she doesnt speak english so a few months ago we went to the mall and she wanted to refund an item she bought on sale, and the guy that was helping her was the manager, which we didnt know that he was. So he told her that she cant refund the items if they were on sale for the full price (obviously) but he said that she can return the other items without the sale. So she started saying how "nobody told her that when she was buying it and shit like that" and the most annoying part was that I had to say it since she doesnt speak english, so it seemed as if I was the karen. So then she asked to speak to the manager (no im not overexagerating she actually wanted to talk to the manager) and when he said he was the manager she said she wanted to talk to whoever was above him. I didnt translate that to him because that was just the dumbest bs ever. So after 30 minutes of her complaining he refunded her and gave her a coupon card because he noticed that she was holding up the line by a lot so he just wanted her to get tf out. And then when we left she started rubbing it in to me and my sister, that we need to be stubborn and shit like that, and acting like she was the one that was right

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +4388

    I’m different, I eat raw rice and then drink boiling water
    Kung fu panda

  • @chiiyon
    @chiiyon 4 года назад +414

    "I'm so kwirky, i have mental issues and can't have a sane & healty relationships hahahahahaha"

    • @salamii_jpg
      @salamii_jpg 4 года назад +34

      -Every fourteen year old girl

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 года назад +19

      There's people out there who kick the shit out of eachother, burn cars and clothes, probably get blind drunk or high all the time, got scars from stab wounds and broken bones from getting kicked down the stairs, and they'll still have a better relationship than the hos on this subreddit.

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 4 года назад +1

      @@salamii_jpg *me, a 14 year old girl:* ;-;

    • @salamii_jpg
      @salamii_jpg 4 года назад +2

      @@imdoingthisnowreally oop- well is it true?

    • @iferawhite7661
      @iferawhite7661 4 года назад +17

      "I'm so quirky, I have every mental disorder in the world and post it all over social media with symptoms and facts about the disorders that I didn't fact check and I expect my man to cater to my every single need without me telling them or else I'll kill myself because I'm DEPRESSED"
      - every edgy 14 year old ever

  • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
    @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 4 года назад +4658

    As Pewdiepie said:
    "They're evolving, just backwards!"

  • @Pixelusually
    @Pixelusually 4 года назад +95

    "my boyfriend is not you're brother"
    The actual brother of her boyfriend: the day I lost my identity

  • @thelifeofdana4097
    @thelifeofdana4097 5 лет назад +2363

    Let’s not forget the girl who slap guys during an argument and then get surprised when the guy slaps her back

    • @pinksparklydragon1398
      @pinksparklydragon1398 5 лет назад +216

      the life of dana Yeh either way it’s super uncool and abusive

    • @thewallthatsuffocatedjoerg6307
      @thewallthatsuffocatedjoerg6307 5 лет назад +131

      Let’s remember the guy too
      He’s a savage

    • @Sashige
      @Sashige 5 лет назад +108

      Thats why punching exists, so she will wake up thinking it was all a dream and wonders whats the bruise on her face from

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 5 лет назад +101

      You mean like my mom? During one argument she punched, slapped and kicked me, I ran into my room so the situation wouldn't escalate (when people get physical with me I tend to get physical with them and when I get VERY physical) but she unlocked my door and sent in my father, who tackled me, threw me on my bed, started punching and choking me. At that moment I snapped, grabbed the knife I had under my pillow and swung it to ram it directly into his side, but my mom grabbed the blade, cut herself, stopping the situation.
      Afterwards both of them blamed me and threatened to call the police, telling them their version of the story, if I didn't comply.

    • @L._.A-06
      @L._.A-06 5 лет назад +170

      Mysteri0usChannel call child protective services?

  • @alaminkadir9543
    @alaminkadir9543 5 лет назад +779

    Calls someone (probably black) the n word
    *"I'm such a nice girl"*

    • @angelita_.__590
      @angelita_.__590 5 лет назад +11

      This matches your profile so good lmao

    • @isaacgruver7061
      @isaacgruver7061 5 лет назад +27

      Bruh, weren't you paying attention? She's actually really nice

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 лет назад +1

      Angelita _chip are you typing towards me??

    • @angelita_.__590
      @angelita_.__590 5 лет назад +3

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki no sorry it's the original comment @N-NANI!

    • @alaminkadir9543
      @alaminkadir9543 5 лет назад +4

      @@angelita_.__590 lmao

  • @kayleehorak969
    @kayleehorak969 4 года назад +778

    "he is not your brother"
    That guys twin sister: 👁️👄👁️ I saw him as a naked feetus, and you saw him as a naked man, so I think I win.

    • @docchoc2407
      @docchoc2407 4 года назад +9

      i get the joke.. but, babies don't open their eyes even when they're just born little known a just developed fetus... but ok

    • @iamthepersonwhoasked5639
      @iamthepersonwhoasked5639 4 года назад +31

      the jokes nice but why the emojis those emojis are my sleep paralysis demons demon

    • @iamthepersonwhoasked5639
      @iamthepersonwhoasked5639 4 года назад +6

      @GÖÖSË listen I am the guy who doesnt run after switching the lights off and I dont need to drink water in midnight when I get awake I am the guy who walks at a forest alone at night a very creepy forest but still I fear those emojis

    • @iamthepersonwhoasked5639
      @iamthepersonwhoasked5639 4 года назад +4

      @GÖÖSË ah yes once I did see a snake then I showed it those emojis and it was dead on the spot

    • @iamthepersonwhoasked5639
      @iamthepersonwhoasked5639 4 года назад +3

      @GÖÖSË ah I see ur a man of culture as well

  • @TheDaniel366Cobra
    @TheDaniel366Cobra 3 года назад +26

    "Leave me alone" = "Don't leave her alone"
    Ugh, what the hell. This behavior is the reason some people still don't take "no" for a "no". It is not a mature person's way of socializing.

  • @human-tk2fo
    @human-tk2fo 5 лет назад +339

    Men, treat your ladies, ladies treat your men, rub his back, gently brush her hair, love goes two ways, communicate.

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer 5 лет назад +27

      pigeon dove You, wonderful person, deserve the internet. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Splatter5524
      @Splatter5524 4 года назад +45

      Nice Girl: I don't like half of what you said.

    • @derp_2971
      @derp_2971 4 года назад +6

      Yeah exactly.

    • @bob-xb3nh
      @bob-xb3nh 4 года назад +15

      We need to respect the people we love, and if they dont respect us, leave them.

    • @championboy4782
      @championboy4782 4 года назад +5

      Woman sight: "Men, treat your ladies."

  • @meridian9050
    @meridian9050 5 лет назад +3444

    "Men make relationships toxic"
    Gay Couples: wait-

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 5 лет назад +331

      would it be super toxic or would the toxicity cancel itself out XD

    • @meridian9050
      @meridian9050 5 лет назад +71

      @@nicomoist5336 Who knows man lmao

    • @mystic1029
      @mystic1029 5 лет назад +212

      nico nightmare Cancels itself out. Gay couples are usually very nice people, and from what I remember, have the lowest rate of domestic violence.

    • @meridian9050
      @meridian9050 5 лет назад +129

      @@mystic1029 one of the lowest rates of divorce to I believe

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 лет назад +80

      Also gay couples tend to be the happiest whereas lesbian couples are often abusive.

  • @nic0a206
    @nic0a206 5 лет назад +610

    this is so toxic i'm uncomfortable, especially the "he is mine and only mine" one

    • @litzylol9755
      @litzylol9755 4 года назад +12

      Same i gagged

    • @nyom4297
      @nyom4297 4 года назад +8

      Thats the point of the subreddit. Watching literally pisses me off

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 4 года назад +12

      I don't think it is toxic. I think it is horrifying that she thinks that her boyfriend is only hers.

    • @candicloudzx3904
      @candicloudzx3904 4 года назад +16

      Same, She was litterly trying to prevent him from having best friends and family...

    • @KrisCrossssss
      @KrisCrossssss 4 года назад +5

      Nic0a Yandere moment

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +49

    Guys shouldn’t be expected to not have emotions, wants, and caring about people. Being your boyfriend isn’t his entire character. Guys deserve to have people who really care about their feelings. When I find a boyfriend, I’ll try to make him really happy

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 года назад +8

      Huzza! A woman of quality!

    • @terokex6500
      @terokex6500 3 года назад +2

      @@jabber7604 Rare sight indeed.

  • @LolitaKG
    @LolitaKG 5 лет назад +1033

    Ladies, if you’re so insecure and suspicious of your boyfriend that you don’t allow him to talk to other women as friends then you don’t need to be in a relationship lol.

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 5 лет назад +66

      Inmortalis This people normally are addicted to relationships and they NEED to be with someone, is not like you can convince them to not annoy the shit out of another person’s life, they will do it and they don’t care about the other one’s feelings, they are narcissistic, they feel entitled to be loved and no really give the same in return, the only healthy people are the ones who understand that the other person doesn’t belong to them.

    • @mysticfawn6812
      @mysticfawn6812 5 лет назад +5

      They need to love themselves. Idc who my bf talks to

    • @aliceblack3533
      @aliceblack3533 5 лет назад +12

      Both my gf and I have major trust issues (in general). But if she says she's going over to study with someone, she is going over to fucking study with someone. We respect each other and give no reason for them to doubt us.

    • @beeyola8198
      @beeyola8198 5 лет назад +2

      Some people can't help it because they've been hurt. Being in a relationship with someone who could be loyal is a way to heal and get trust back. Also Women are whores and will take whatever they want without care. Hormones play a big part too Honey.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 лет назад +8

      mochasock Dude, who hurt you?

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 5 лет назад +266

    “You’ll never find another girl like me”
    for the first time, she said something nice

    • @aidenconway9087
      @aidenconway9087 4 года назад +6

      Fine, there's like six other girls next to Starbucks rocking jeggings and expensive nails. Hopefully their hometown isn't "down under"

    • @EmbyrKhenPyre
      @EmbyrKhenPyre 4 года назад +4

      "That's kinda the point!!"

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 4 года назад +1

      Too bad she's wrong...

    • @wander7812
      @wander7812 4 года назад +5

      @@potaterjim This world is just a giant ball of pain flying in the middle of the space while rounding a massive flaming star...

  • @gamerboygaming
    @gamerboygaming 5 лет назад +748

    Guy: exists.
    Nice girl: "I HATE YOU!!!!"
    Guy: exists less.
    Nice girl: "wait no."

    • @dylzoe
      @dylzoe 5 лет назад +30

      Girl: exists
      Nice guy: "show bobie pls"
      Girl: exists less.
      Nice guys: "I HATE YOU!!!"

    • @catbot8014
      @catbot8014 5 лет назад +13

      OKAY. Im fucking dying. "Exists *less*", LMAO! Good one mate.

    • @tylerwilson3507
      @tylerwilson3507 5 лет назад +8

      @@dylzoe both are entirely accurate 🤣

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +3

      Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @mckennethh
      @mckennethh 5 лет назад +3

      @@dylzoe r/nicegirls

  • @jared4575
    @jared4575 3 года назад +30

    Girls: “You didn’t ask how I was doing!”
    Also girls: *Never ask how a man is doing*

  • @sowth_music
    @sowth_music 4 года назад +161

    Girls: Leave me alone!
    Boys: ok
    Girls: *Wait that’s illegal*

  • @cellelysium9741
    @cellelysium9741 5 лет назад +362

    "Is being mentally deranged a flex now?" i wheezed XD

  • @earhorn2443
    @earhorn2443 5 лет назад +254

    I'm different, I eat raw popcorn kernels and then microwave my body.

    • @claaas8401
      @claaas8401 5 лет назад +7

      Omg that's so me!

    • @canavero4288
      @canavero4288 5 лет назад

      would this actually work tho

    • @laserbean00001
      @laserbean00001 5 лет назад

      @@canavero4288 No. You wont fit in a microwave.
      But say you do, like in a big microwave, assuming the power output is the same as the small microwave, it will probably take a really long time.

    • @chanandlerbong9986
      @chanandlerbong9986 5 лет назад +2

      betel geuse are you fucking delusional?

    • @ewandaniel5690
      @ewandaniel5690 5 лет назад +3

      OMG SO QUIRKY XD

  • @kailynthompson8693
    @kailynthompson8693 4 года назад +53

    3:25
    Normal people: Oh, she meant "off at"
    Me, an intellectual: *O f f a t*

  • @astaseul
    @astaseul 5 лет назад +1216

    She might be angry.
    About 100+ angry emojis.
    Might.

    • @Kochou00
      @Kochou00 5 лет назад +25

      We will never be sure

    • @mewlover2482
      @mewlover2482 5 лет назад +13

      Hmmmm, are you sure about that? I don't think it is enough mad face emojis.

    • @greyisntacolour
      @greyisntacolour 5 лет назад +7

      I think she's only a tiny bit mad

    • @HamHamHamHamHam
      @HamHamHamHamHam 5 лет назад +4

      I cant tell

    • @persondos1308
      @persondos1308 5 лет назад +3

      6 years later when we get married
      Were you mad at me?

  • @funkinfunkhead
    @funkinfunkhead 5 лет назад +201

    Nice girl's emotions jumping from ok to Hell spawn mode in 1 second or less:
    *_"Parkour!"_*

    • @flourrrr
      @flourrrr 2 года назад

      no way rice before fnf

  • @shaqeelokneal8996
    @shaqeelokneal8996 5 лет назад +300

    9:36
    Normies: IT’S really HER DAY
    Intellectuals: FAT’S

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 года назад +54

    Guy: *breaks up with a toxic girl because it's killing him mentally*
    Toxic Girl: aLl mEn aRe WoRtHlEsS pIgS

  • @BMVGameIt
    @BMVGameIt 5 лет назад +228

    "murder is so quirky, am I right boys?"
    -every murderer

    • @unnamed7485
      @unnamed7485 4 года назад +16

      "Haha I just, like, stabbed some loser to death for looking at my bf for too longgggg #justquirkygirlthings"

    • @FaizatheTempest
      @FaizatheTempest 4 года назад +1

      *Yandere 100*

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 года назад

      @@alienmorality sarne

    • @yantheman5465
      @yantheman5465 4 года назад +1

      @@alienmorality, *HOL' UP!*

    • @JavAnimations14
      @JavAnimations14 4 года назад

      @@alienmorality Wa-wait a min- WHAT-

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 5 лет назад +440

    Girl: I'm ignoring you
    Guy:...
    Girl: I said, IM IGNORING YOU!

  • @DylanIsMyBirthName
    @DylanIsMyBirthName 5 лет назад +348

    i miss slazo at first, but Damien grew on me and i started to enjoy him a lot.

    • @xyoshi1083
      @xyoshi1083 5 лет назад +6

      Wait slazo and Damien both do it?

    • @DylanIsMyBirthName
      @DylanIsMyBirthName 5 лет назад +1

      @@xyoshi1083 yeah

    • @eren7350
      @eren7350 4 года назад +1

      @@xyoshi1083 no its damien and zach

  • @Park_Place
    @Park_Place 4 года назад +549

    I'm not like other girls
    ...because I'm a guy.

    • @lucasceleste4743
      @lucasceleste4743 4 года назад +4

      @Hot Dog uh oh

    • @coffeeine3082
      @coffeeine3082 4 года назад +10

      @Hot Dog then im a grill
      G. Is A Girl
      R. For R E A L
      I. A lazy butt who stays indoor
      L. L a z y
      L. L i f e

    • @AvengedPanzer
      @AvengedPanzer 4 года назад +3

      @@coffeeine3082 guess I'm a grill too

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 4 года назад +1

      @Hot Dog seen it

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 4 года назад +1

      Same dude

  • @goddammitno_
    @goddammitno_ 5 лет назад +588

    "My boyfriend is mine and only mine. Stop trying to be a part of his life" HOw cO Uld aNYONE type this UNIRONICALLy

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 5 лет назад +42

      She even includes people who call him ' brother ' like not even his own fucking family is allowed to see him anymore apparently.

    • @Dori6584
      @Dori6584 5 лет назад +17

      @@stopreadingthisusername9528 we love abusive women 🥰🥰🥰 /*HEAVY SARCASM*

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 5 лет назад +5

      "Daddy"
      "OMFG HES MY BF FUCK OFF SFJHSHKJDH"
      "wtf Karen he's our son"

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +1

      @@schwellenangst1605 "son, this woman is no longer welcome in our house".

    • @blossomsalamii
      @blossomsalamii 5 лет назад +2

      "mine and only mine".
      why does this remind me of sans fangirls

  • @Tired_Nerd2006
    @Tired_Nerd2006 4 года назад +116

    "i thought the guy was supposed to change for the girl"
    really? i thought you were supposed to find someone who loves you for you

  • @catwinchan6235
    @catwinchan6235 5 лет назад +727

    I have a nice girl,
    I have a nice guy.
    *UH*
    Entitled kid!

    • @fionali4453
      @fionali4453 5 лет назад +15

      o damn old meme use nice

    • @caligulas430
      @caligulas430 5 лет назад +3

      Too old man
      Too old

    • @patty069
      @patty069 5 лет назад +10

      NOT FUNNY
      DIDN’T LAUGH

    • @thedoctor248
      @thedoctor248 5 лет назад +3

      420blazer M8 no u

    • @JT-ru7is
      @JT-ru7is 5 лет назад +5

      Dead meme, but it’s facts so I’ll let it pass

  • @lunaequinox7333
    @lunaequinox7333 4 года назад +22

    I do feel I deserve to be treated like a queen...
    So I intend to treat my future boyfriend like a king so that I'll have earned that level of respect while also showing him that his feelings and emotions are just as valid as mine.

  • @tmg3109
    @tmg3109 4 года назад +562

    Is anyone actually getting really pissed at these people

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 4 года назад +15

      Me

    • @kobus9808
      @kobus9808 4 года назад +11

      Me

    • @EmbyrKhenPyre
      @EmbyrKhenPyre 4 года назад +17

      Unbearably, yes.

    • @zaria_treasuress
      @zaria_treasuress 4 года назад +10

      Me, ugh idiots

    • @creeferplayz9312
      @creeferplayz9312 4 года назад +15

      I wish I could sue them for all of their money then send them to jail for way too long. during this time they discover what an improvised strap on is.

  • @wooshifbigdumb8119
    @wooshifbigdumb8119 5 лет назад +76

    “Men cause relationships to be toxic”
    Gay dudes: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

  • @cheesytea772
    @cheesytea772 5 лет назад +781

    I'm so different, I pour the milk before the bowl!

    • @nikimarie7944
      @nikimarie7944 5 лет назад +46

      You need Jesus

    • @cheesytea772
      @cheesytea772 5 лет назад +12

      @@nikimarie7944 no u

    • @beabuzzie
      @beabuzzie 5 лет назад +42

      Try pouring cereal into the milk then chugging it.

    • @AwesomeGaming26
      @AwesomeGaming26 5 лет назад +18

      Sometimes i like to pour my bowl out of the car first then set it on fire

    • @cheesytea772
      @cheesytea772 5 лет назад +11

      @sarah what a basic bitch, i eat my kit kats out the other end if ya know what i mean

  • @flowzey5503
    @flowzey5503 4 года назад +76

    When I say “I’m fine” I’m not but I don’t want to share my feelings so that’s why I say it
    I can’t get mad at the person for ignoring it bc I did say I’m fine

    • @salamii_jpg
      @salamii_jpg 4 года назад +11

      Most people think I'm upset because apparently I have a resting B**** face T-T and when i say I'm fine they say I'm lying

    • @flowzey5503
      @flowzey5503 4 года назад +6

      Twitchy :b lol same

    • @salamii_jpg
      @salamii_jpg 4 года назад +3

      @@flowzey5503 ;-;

    • @flowzey5503
      @flowzey5503 4 года назад +1

      Twitchy :b TwT

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 года назад +9

      I think alot of people are guilty of the fake “im fine” occasionally, both genders and to both friends, family, and sig other. Usually just a response/coping mechanism. That being said, we can’t weaponize it and use it against others, it is no ones fault but our own.

  • @millennialsrtakenova5056
    @millennialsrtakenova5056 5 лет назад +435

    "is being metally derranged a flex now? Weird, but ok" = "weird flex, but ok"

    • @gwynn6044
      @gwynn6044 5 лет назад +8

      I literally read this exactly the same time that he did wtf

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 5 лет назад +4

      In facebook I see a ton of those images with crazy text, as if being batshit crazy were cool.

    • @fridolinfrohlich9594
      @fridolinfrohlich9594 5 лет назад +2

      no shit sherlock

    • @FiftyFivePercent
      @FiftyFivePercent 5 лет назад

      SMH "mentally deranged" "batshit crazy" terms like this are fucking cringe

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 лет назад

      That's been a brag since before I was born. There's a reason "strong women" now almost always codes directly for bitch in PC crowd brags. "Hell hath no fury..." has been quoted since the bloody Holy Roman Empire for the expectation of threat without repercussion. Even men quoting it seem to be bragging...so historical manginae among the supposedly patriarchal religious. No wonder they redefined horsemanship of men-at-arms to gynocentric asskissing.

  • @Andreitolca1
    @Andreitolca1 4 года назад +221

    *Woman* : yells at man for no reason
    *Man* : yells back
    *Woman* : cries

    • @bigman0280
      @bigman0280 4 года назад +27

      It’s called playing the victim

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +3

      that's just being a karen

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +1

      @Cloud Fan
      yes i too cry at sexism

    • @theangyla8197
      @theangyla8197 4 года назад +1

      @Cloud Fan oh boi, you said the N-word?

    • @computr166
      @computr166 4 года назад +1

      @@theangyla8197 negus

  • @GhastlessGibus
    @GhastlessGibus 4 года назад +110

    It's scary that some women like this actually get men. My mom is comparable (Granted not as bad) to some of these women and my parents marriage is slowly crumbling, and I have to sit here and watch it all go down. Advice: If you're in a toxic relationship, then leave it.

    • @sillyguy1103
      @sillyguy1103 4 года назад +6

      That sucks man, hope everything works out

    • @GhastlessGibus
      @GhastlessGibus 4 года назад +1

      @@sillyguy1103 Thanks, I really appreciate that.

    • @GhastlessGibus
      @GhastlessGibus 4 года назад +2

      @Ńîçk Gøûr My dad's not desperate, my mother used to not be like that.

    • @GhastlessGibus
      @GhastlessGibus 4 года назад

      @Ńîçk Gøûr Oh sorry, I thought you were.

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 4 года назад +3

      I really feel bad for you dude

  • @_zayn_
    @_zayn_ 4 года назад +15

    *Puts millions of angry emoji*
    "I think she *might* be angry."

  • @quist6154
    @quist6154 5 лет назад +459

    As a young lad, this scares me away from dating... Ever

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 5 лет назад +87

      If you see warning signs like these, that's when you know you should leave. Fast.

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 5 лет назад +49

      yeah it really fucks with your soul, cuts you deeper than you knew was possible. abusive relationships are terrible

    • @cookieinsanity9031
      @cookieinsanity9031 5 лет назад +49

      Well not everyone is that toxic, yay. Take your time hun ❤

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 5 лет назад +45

      Cookie Insanity that’s very true. there are amazing people in the world who can really complete your life and help you find yourself

    • @cookieinsanity9031
      @cookieinsanity9031 5 лет назад +6

      @@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 °w°

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 5 лет назад +190

    “Men make relationships toxic!”
    **me and millions of other people who have been in same sex toxic relationships** I mean...alright?

    • @1083-b6x
      @1083-b6x 5 лет назад +2

      CHARREDCHARLIE 44. then u werent in a same sec relationship. ur girlfriend was a guy CLEARLY smh

  • @waffleauflauf4213
    @waffleauflauf4213 5 лет назад +328

    Okay, women acting like this in 2:25 and 3:48 is usually a serious red-flag. Actually, for either men or women. You shouldn't be in a relationship with someone this jealous and controlling over who their SO spends time with.

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 5 лет назад +9

      SpaghettiWombat Yes. But I personally can understand feelings of jealousy if your boyfriend’s best friend is a girl or vice versa. That is uncommon, and in my opinion possibly hints at active or dormant sexual/ romantic feelings from one or both parties towards each other. It is one thing to have female friends and another to be ”best friends” with one. For me, a guy having a girl best friend is a red flag for dating them but maybe that’s just me.

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 5 лет назад +2

      Mia Death True. In that situation it would make sense. It's just the taking it way too far that is a pretty bad sign.

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 5 лет назад +36

      I think that women from 0:00 to 12:44 are a serious red flag and you should seriously keep your distance or never engage emotionally, if you do you’re pretty much screwed, a long journey of unhappiness awaits you.

    • @rosepiercedx
      @rosepiercedx 5 лет назад +19

      Mia Death so you aren’t allowed to have a female best friend? how does that make sense

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 5 лет назад +2

      Gabo Derflinger Yes of course, they are acting completely unhinged. I made a comment simply on the underlying sentiment, not the expression.

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax 4 года назад +9

    Literally calls the guy a racial slur, and still thinks she's the "nice" one.

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 5 лет назад +537

    "My boyfriend is not your brother."
    You DO realize I can make you go from girlfriend to ex faster than you can say "babe," right? Btw, don't stand between me and my brother, or else I will.

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 5 лет назад +118

      Yeah i can't really relate but i remember this one time i was chatting with my friend and his gf comes up and yells at my face "YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIM HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!" And i was like "B*tch we in a family reunion i can talk to my brother if i want to" i just don't understand why they do this

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +11

      Amen

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +17

      If they tried this with me I'd just be like "Oh thank God I've been trying to get rid of him for ages see ya dude." And yeet away.

    • @archie9118
      @archie9118 4 года назад +3

      Don't steal someone else's thing dude that's plagiarism

    • @8ClockworkPurple8
      @8ClockworkPurple8 4 года назад +6

      This is exactly why in-laws can be your bitter enemies, especially when you’re married. If Nice Girls had any self preservation, they would not be so clingy

  • @deathinheels8148
    @deathinheels8148 5 лет назад +173

    >racist statement
    >"I'm so nice"
    x2

  • @ghostdog9921
    @ghostdog9921 4 года назад +180

    When she was mean to you and then says "I Love you"
    You should reply: i don't Karenough

  • @lilypaduu
    @lilypaduu 4 года назад +22

    Guys, accept the fact we've always wanted this:
    *_A battle versus FakeJake and Emkay._*

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 4 года назад +5

      This is not a comment i expected to see, but i certainly am grateful I saw it.

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 5 лет назад +121

    “Who’s this ho you got on your phone?!”
    “It’s my mom”
    “Well you tell that BIIIITCH you already have someone!”

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 4 года назад +11

      Sorry mom, give me a sec... (pulls out shotgun pistol) For the world, you are a threat. I wanted to keep others safe from you. But now... it seems like I have to do it. (pulls trigger) So mom, how was that story with your girlfriend?

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 4 года назад

      @M.C.Honey Rose glad to see it

  • @ratlord7030
    @ratlord7030 5 лет назад +162

    I'm so different, i eat the cup then pour in the coffee
    I'm so quirky!

  • @dejota1136
    @dejota1136 5 лет назад +86

    The last one about Greece really pisses me off because the man did change for her. Travolta's character stuck with the track team and was literally wearing a letterman jacket before the last song. They compromised for each other.

    • @JS-wv3iy
      @JS-wv3iy 5 лет назад +20

      right, they BOTH were changing for each other like throughout the entire movie

    • @dysastro5362
      @dysastro5362 5 лет назад +2

      Literally came here looking for this comment🤣

    • @imgayverygay6770
      @imgayverygay6770 5 лет назад +12

      ok I know you meant to type Grease but god now all I can picture is a Grease au in Ancient Greece

    • @virginiaanderson7276
      @virginiaanderson7276 5 лет назад

      Exactly what i was thinking!

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 5 лет назад +1

      @@imgayverygay6770 Anything for Alexander to marry his Persian wife.

  • @Azure0003
    @Azure0003 4 года назад +4

    "I'm so nice but you'll never understand that!"
    *Continues to swear at him*

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 5 лет назад +98

    "I'm nice, YOU PERSON WHO SHOULD BE MY SLAVE!"

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 5 лет назад +2

      Surprisingly that's quite a popular kink on the dark side of the internet lol

    • @melissaredburm9483
      @melissaredburm9483 5 лет назад

      your profile pic makes this 10 times better

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 5 лет назад +61

    The smug aura these nice girls give off genuinely makes me angry

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 5 лет назад +2

      This is what happens if you spoil your kids, combine with the tendency of girls being put on a pedestal... Yeah you get a person youwant to always keep at arms length at any given moment.

    • @SouthernDusk3765
      @SouthernDusk3765 4 года назад

      Wickermind I love ur pfp omg

    • @EmbyrKhenPyre
      @EmbyrKhenPyre 4 года назад

      Well, you're not alone.

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
    @bonefetcherbrimley7740 4 года назад +181

    This whole video makes dating seem quite dangerous.

    • @Pyro-sl3rq
      @Pyro-sl3rq 4 года назад +7

      Yep. Lessons learned form r/nicegirls is that you should have online contact for about 3 months and then consider dating if she didn't do some nicegirls type shit

    • @jupitersukimaru2358
      @jupitersukimaru2358 4 года назад +1

      Is it bad that this legit scares me? I am afraid o both encountering something like that and/or coming even kilometers close in anything I do.

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 года назад +1

      That's why I'll do at least 2 weeks of online chat before any physical meeting with any female. EVER

    • @criticalchild2400
      @criticalchild2400 4 года назад +1

      Please don't take these shitty people as examples of how it's going to be like when you date. Just read the signs and you'll be fine

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 4 года назад +1

      @@criticalchild2400 I'm really bad a social cues. At least thats what everyone around me tells me. Probably gonna go try and take a class of some kind to get better cause I don't want to be ever in this kind of situation.

  • @OriginalCovfefe
    @OriginalCovfefe 4 года назад +10

    “Nice Girl” and “Nice Guys” are all equally psychotic.

  • @demisepulveda6841
    @demisepulveda6841 5 лет назад +160

    “It’s the mans fault fault”
    Well a double negative is a positive so👈🏼😎👈🏼

  • @analeesebostrom6410
    @analeesebostrom6410 5 лет назад +128

    I am SO not like other girls!
    Instead of eating my chicken nuggets in the McDonalds bag
    *I eat the bag instead*

    • @anepiccatnamedhector1483
      @anepiccatnamedhector1483 5 лет назад +9

      ya know that tray that mcdonalds comes on when you eat in restaurant? i just eat that. im SO not like other girls

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 5 лет назад +4

      sans the comic you know the person you order the food from? I just eat them, cut out the middle man. I’m so QUIIIIRKY

    • @gracecaroline9138
      @gracecaroline9138 5 лет назад

      r/notlikeothergirls 😂😂😂😂

    • @_leidybug
      @_leidybug 5 лет назад

      @@gracecaroline9138 Is this a woosh?

    • @gracecaroline9138
      @gracecaroline9138 5 лет назад

      @@_leidybug nope I was being sarcastic lol ..

  • @3DTyrant
    @3DTyrant 5 лет назад +176

    "My boyfriend is not your brother", except in my situation, that is literally the case, as my sister in law married my brother. Logic = busted

    • @SilverSkitty
      @SilverSkitty 5 лет назад

      3DTyrant I think that girl wanted her boyfriend to be her brother too

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 5 лет назад +5

      @@SilverSkitty I'm surprised no one made an Alabama joke.

  • @sanninlegends1843
    @sanninlegends1843 Год назад +1

    As an aroace, r/nicegirls and r/niceguys and everything along those lines completely BEWILDERS me. But I love watching bizzare, funny things, so, much love to Emkay. Please continue making such splendid videos.

  • @memesaremylife7429
    @memesaremylife7429 5 лет назад +172

    Murder is just so quirky
    *KSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS*

  • @joeallen9104
    @joeallen9104 4 года назад +63

    1:53 "Don't text me: Blow up her phone."
    Alright I'ma get the TNT

  • @MackenziiRivers
    @MackenziiRivers 5 лет назад +119

    i'm not trying to be THAT person, but surely most nice girls/niceguy suffers from some type of mental issues. maybe all of them not huge ones, some some to do with the fact they sound/act like theyre abusive and controlive, possessive etc... like these people need help, and people who are the victims in these situations need to get out ASAP if your relationship is dictated by your partner, hell youre whole life.
    especially when your partner says
    you onyl belong to me/dont speak to anybody else
    they try to block you from speaking to the opposite sex (is a common sign)
    they controll things like when you go out/have to come home, controll your hobbies etc.
    hell, even relationships that force you to do things, like for you to eat too much/not letting you eat at all is one common factir ive seen.
    And the biggest one is physical abuse and mental manipulation.
    getout asap

    • @questinoblivion3422
      @questinoblivion3422 5 лет назад +16

      I agree,sometimes you dont know until it's too late. :(

    • @MackenziiRivers
      @MackenziiRivers 5 лет назад +13

      @@questinoblivion3422 i believe its never too late. unless the abusive killed the victim/victim commits suicide because the abuser practically forced them into it... other than that, i always believe there is hope. Its not only the individual getting out, but friends/family/acquaintances picking up on the abusive behaviour and helping the victim get out.

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 5 лет назад +10

      Valerian native it doesn’t matter just get the hell out of there and cut all contact. And I mean it, 0 contact.

    • @MackenziiRivers
      @MackenziiRivers 5 лет назад +10

      @@gaboderflinger7854 some abusers wrapped the abused up so much that they tend to doubt themselves. so for many were/are abused, they didnt pick up on the signals, and if mentally week, believed their abusive partners when they say 'ohh listen to me for advice' then they go off and do abusive stuff.
      hence why its also important for other people to look out for signs also. If a freind of your says 'i cant come out because my partner says i cant... thats a red flag.
      or ' i cant speak to you anymore because my girlfriend doesnt like me speaking to other girls/boyfriend doesnt like me speaking to other boys' etc, etc help them out

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 5 лет назад +1

      Wolfie That’s absolutely true, I speak from my own perspective, I was lucky to disengage on time but it was really really hard.

  • @marvelfan9759
    @marvelfan9759 4 года назад +7

    “All women like men just because they feel forced.”
    Me who had a crush on Zelda once:

  • @pasteldoggu7670
    @pasteldoggu7670 5 лет назад +26

    " YOU WONT FIND A GIRL LIKE ME "
    *I dodged a bullet there*

  • @itsBAY35
    @itsBAY35 4 года назад +28

    "You’ll never find another girl like me”
    Good lord I certainly hope so

  • @LawEncounterss
    @LawEncounterss 5 лет назад +88

    Me:*Tries to help nice girl*
    Nice Girl:I got this
    Me:okay
    Nice girl:WhY aReNt YoU hElPiNg MeE???????

  • @HaydenofEverything
    @HaydenofEverything 3 года назад +2

    I like how the takeaway of Grease is that Danny doesn't change for Sandy and not the fact that their car LITERALLY FLIES AT THE END! Like, yeah a flying car in the 1950s makes sense, but a man being an arrogant knave and the girl still giving him her (mostly) unconditional love is where we draw the line?

  • @celestevalteir764
    @celestevalteir764 4 года назад +158

    9:40 Normal people: IT'S really HER DAY. Me: FAT'S

  • @bvd_vlvd
    @bvd_vlvd 5 лет назад +32

    When you accidentally agree with one of these girls
    *inserts a picture of Homer reading the book titled "Am I disabled?"*

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +56

    no conservative men, they also have to be super feminist and hippie.
    ...
    But a woman DESERVES YOUR MONEY and you better not be stingy!
    Jo nice one.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 5 лет назад +2

      super feminist hippie, usually not that attractive. but if i remember a comedian correctly, "being an ugly woman is alot like being a man, your gonna have to work"

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 3 года назад +6

    "You'll never find another girl like me"
    ...yeah thats the idea

  • @artsychannel6319
    @artsychannel6319 5 лет назад +75

    12:01 in Grease both the man and the woman change themselves for each other,the girl becomes a 'bad girl' because the boy Is a bad boy,and the boy becomes a 'good boy' because the girl Is a good girl. This post Is useless and wrong.

    • @rand0md00d3
      @rand0md00d3 5 лет назад +6

      IKR????? ppl should at least know what they're talking before complaining

    • @artsychannel6319
      @artsychannel6319 5 лет назад +4

      @@rand0md00d3 people who talk about stuff they dont know are so annoying.

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 5 лет назад +6

      The truth is, that both people should be changing for each other, for the better. Like being in a relationship should make you want to be the best person you should be.

    • @artsychannel6319
      @artsychannel6319 5 лет назад +1

      @@0XBlondie96X0 totally agree!

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад

      Grease sounds awesome.

  • @poseidon699
    @poseidon699 5 лет назад +48

    Girl was literally going crazy on me and I told her literally "stop" and she called me crying lmao

    • @BoglimWrangler666
      @BoglimWrangler666 5 лет назад +2

      stop saying literally so much

    • @Daiyuki117
      @Daiyuki117 5 лет назад +6

      But did she literally call you or did she figuratively call you? It makes all the difference

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 5 лет назад +9

      DigbyTheGoat Worshiper I literally hate people who literally get on their high horse about grammar on the internet like literally lol

    • @mynameisntemma167
      @mynameisntemma167 5 лет назад +2

      @@BoglimWrangler666 stop worrying about people not having perfect grammar in a youtube comment

    • @BoglimWrangler666
      @BoglimWrangler666 5 лет назад

      Get trolled libtard yeah cause my comment about urinating on his mom was definitely me in a fit of rage and not making a j o k e

  • @joranvandenberg2115
    @joranvandenberg2115 5 лет назад +36

    Why do some people expect a good relationship without putting in any effort?

  • @HiroRoma
    @HiroRoma 4 года назад +49

    Girls be like :
    Don't talk to me
    Few minutes later
    Why are you ignoring me ?

    • @naufalrifda6083
      @naufalrifda6083 3 года назад +3

      thats how i test girl

    • @Raventrop
      @Raventrop 3 года назад +1

      Wait, What are u doing here my emperor???