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  • @Mollusk_Magus
    @Mollusk_Magus 5 лет назад +2894

    9:20 no, this guys family tree is a cactus; its a straight line and full of pricks

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +163

      *The most underrated comment of the century.*

    • @Mollusk_Magus
      @Mollusk_Magus 5 лет назад +73

      Meme Explorer I got this from reddit

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +83

      *...still the most underrated comment of the century...I think...*

    • @moony4412
      @moony4412 5 лет назад +18

      CatJamKitten OMG Y E S

    • @CommanderM-bh4rz
      @CommanderM-bh4rz 5 лет назад +12

      DAMN

  • @NilasJunkyard
    @NilasJunkyard 4 года назад +2141

    That guy looks like his eyeballs are looking for the last surviving braincell.

    • @michelleparker270
      @michelleparker270 4 года назад +60

      He has a brain????

    • @NilasJunkyard
      @NilasJunkyard 4 года назад +78

      @@michelleparker270 Ok lets stay realistic here. Probably the hollow shell of a peanut.

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +26

      his hat ""make America Great again"" When?

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 4 года назад +16

      the search continues indefinently....

    • @abracadaver8949
      @abracadaver8949 4 года назад +36

      Eh, if he can complete sentences he probably still has one braincell, but his expression tells me that it just bounces around in his skull like a screensaver and gets progressively more damaged with every hit.

  • @julianthiemann133
    @julianthiemann133 5 лет назад +801

    This man looks like he sacrificed his kids for the McDonald's god

    • @jessicapatterson1358
      @jessicapatterson1358 4 года назад +9

      تفرتردتگردتگرددےترشگدشدگتگدءدءےفشھھففےےجتچدگفچھدءتتدےءفدتگھگھجکگگھیھجففگھفھفگھچفگچھھفےچءےفءدےتءےےءتے
      &٪*&٪&*&+٪*-٪&+٪*+&٪+&+-&"٨٦&-+&"-+٪٨٧&٨" ٧&&-)-+؛-؛-:؛+؛-&+&--+)&-)-+)+'&+)-++)'٧)'+)-+)-)+)-++)'-+-+:٨٨٨٨-)&-
      Translate: I want some McDonald's but I don't want kids hmmm

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 4 года назад +3

      And get double dead by the Doomslayer

    • @reneebear3641
      @reneebear3641 4 года назад +1

      Lee Payne
      Rip & Tear Until It Is Done

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @mcguffinb8320
      @mcguffinb8320 4 года назад +1

      keep the like at 666

  • @XenoFireStar
    @XenoFireStar 3 года назад +91

    The thing that bugs me about the "those jobs are meant for teens" argument is that they say that, but then still expect those businesses to be open on weekdays at noon for lunch. You know, when the teens who are supposed to be the only ones in those positions are at school.

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash Год назад +7

      Exactly lmao like, how do they except a teenager to be in school AND do their job simultaneously? And lots of adults have those jobs too including myself, not everyone goes to college as soon as they graduate and most of the only jobs you can get with no college degree is retail, food service or factory work.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Месяц назад

      Are fast food places not open on weekdays at noon for lunch in America??

    • @XenoFireStar
      @XenoFireStar Месяц назад

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki they are. But they wouldn't be if they were exclusively staffed by high school kids. Therefore, those jobs must be able to support the lives of the adults who work them.

  • @Shrimpfriedpee
    @Shrimpfriedpee 4 года назад +1107

    That guy looks like the human equivalent of an unsalted pretzel

    • @CadenceWallace
      @CadenceWallace 4 года назад +40

      Don’t insult unsalted pretzels.

    • @arisneisys
      @arisneisys 4 года назад +9

      All pretzels suck Period.

    • @Schtauffen04
      @Schtauffen04 4 года назад +18

      @@arisneisys b- BRUH
      SUCKA NO
      PRETZELS ARE GREAT

    • @AtticucRain413
      @AtticucRain413 4 года назад +25

      If he was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich

    • @landenwatson2443
      @landenwatson2443 4 года назад +5

      I laughed way to hard at this😂😂😂😂. Not that anyone cares tho🥺😂

  • @PainfulJoy
    @PainfulJoy 4 года назад +609

    Buddy in the red hat looks like he secretly had his sistermom write his name on the underside of the visor, and he's trying to read it so he can introduce himself to the camera.

    • @chunkymonkey435
      @chunkymonkey435 4 года назад +14

      Can he even write his own name?

    • @Mar-uc7kk
      @Mar-uc7kk 4 года назад +11

      The further down the comments I read, the better these get. Treat yourself, that one was perfect XD

    • @blahbleh5671
      @blahbleh5671 3 года назад +10

      sister/mom/wife

    • @randomperson2888
      @randomperson2888 3 года назад

      Haha 😂

    • @funnypenelope
      @funnypenelope Год назад

      Noice

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 4 года назад +2025

    I'm kinda torn about the kid in the dress. If he actually *wants* to wear a dress, then yeah he shouldn't be bullied for it, but if the parent was making him wear a dress to prove a point, that's despicable. If you want to make a point about gender stereotypes, go ahead, but don't use your kid as a pawn for that.

    • @doges1537
      @doges1537 4 года назад +103

      Dam right.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +52

      yep.

    • @Paidnotspaid420
      @Paidnotspaid420 4 года назад +39

      EXACTLY

    • @cleveridiotpart1128
      @cleveridiotpart1128 4 года назад +147

      Considering the post said that the child “no longer wanted to go in a dress” I’d guess he was somewhat forced into that by the mother which is just enforcing the gender stereotype even more because that kid might grow up to think he should be “manly” and not wear “girly clothes” but that’s only my opinion from the limited information gathered

    • @aktiv8301
      @aktiv8301 4 года назад +10

      True dat

  • @Kerguelen1
    @Kerguelen1 4 года назад +59

    He’s not a baker, nor a sandwich maker, but something tells me that he’s in-bread (bred).

  • @DanteTheBreadGoddess
    @DanteTheBreadGoddess 5 лет назад +1976

    RSlash: I don’t even know any James
    Theodd1sout: *cries in animation*

  • @seanrist4111
    @seanrist4111 5 лет назад +640

    "If I traded a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change back"
    That's kinda it

  • @reanukeeves3923
    @reanukeeves3923 4 года назад +205

    The dude’s eyes are looking back like that because he keeps looking for his brain, and hasn’t found anything yet.

  • @outoflineimperial1100
    @outoflineimperial1100 4 года назад +50

    8:50 that man's hat should be changed to, "Make my family tree normal for once!"

  • @AngelaWizard101
    @AngelaWizard101 4 года назад +1040

    That black girl is so gorgeous. That other women replying is probably aging like a banana and she just mad

    • @bjornadell2748
      @bjornadell2748 4 года назад +60

      Hahahahaha, aging like a banana!! That one cracked me up! Thanks :)

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +26

      probably rotten

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 года назад +25

      Can confirm. My ex mother in law was this old black lady with gorgeous hazel/greenish eyes. She was over 60 I think and aside her fading to white hair, she didn't looked over 45. Here In my country we have a saying about the youthful appearance of black people: When a black person has white hair, surely he's over 90

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад +25

      She aged extremely well. I did not expect 45 to be how old she is. She has treated herself well and taken care of her body. It should be more of an inspiration instead of the putdown she got.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 года назад +14

      @@GodOfPlague Eh, women tend to be jealous of other women that reach THAT age and do not show signs of aging

  • @NekoSteamBoy
    @NekoSteamBoy 5 лет назад +932

    if the 12y old wants to wear a dress its one thing. forcing him is just child abuse

    • @McWolfTx
      @McWolfTx 5 лет назад +49

      Its ridiculous, you believe that a biological male should be able to wear a dress if they choose to, but you force someone who wants to wear pants or shorts to wear a dress, makes no sense.

    • @kvngcasim7712
      @kvngcasim7712 5 лет назад +17

      Ashley Morales where do you get the idea that they forced anyone to wear a dress...

    • @NekoSteamBoy
      @NekoSteamBoy 5 лет назад +49

      @@kvngcasim7712 I guess he can't understand what I wrote 😂

    • @McWolfTx
      @McWolfTx 5 лет назад +3

      @@NekoSteamBoy for real! 😅

    • @929er13
      @929er13 5 лет назад +1

      exactly.

  • @sirmeme2151
    @sirmeme2151 5 лет назад +5477

    You said wideos vrong

    • @jonny5149
      @jonny5149 5 лет назад +287

      yeAh aNd??? you sAiD “wrong” wRonG!!1!1!!! ID1OT!!2231!!

    • @BXKN039
      @BXKN039 5 лет назад +69

      @@jonny5149 I think you got wooshed.

    • @zeflammenwerfer1772
      @zeflammenwerfer1772 5 лет назад +383

      @@BXKN039 No you just did

    • @jonny5149
      @jonny5149 5 лет назад +268

      ??? no you did. who in their right mind unironically uses numbers with their exclamation points

    • @watersheep3419
      @watersheep3419 5 лет назад +44

      geckodog someone meming

  • @daddyjames3669
    @daddyjames3669 4 года назад +14

    The fact that he said "wideos" instead of "videos" at the beginning makes me respect him so much more

  • @dunklesans9956
    @dunklesans9956 5 лет назад +892

    That dude's family tree is the recycling symbol

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 лет назад +7

      NICE!! lol

    • @doi5451
      @doi5451 5 лет назад +31

      Dude his family tree is probably a ladder

    • @motap4935
      @motap4935 5 лет назад +5

      *trash

    • @gbrea6137
      @gbrea6137 5 лет назад +12

      r/rareinsults

    • @sparkylynx8723
      @sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад +1

      dang yall really gonna hate this guy for being in a reddit post....

  • @xevairYT
    @xevairYT 5 лет назад +154

    9:20 that mans family tree is a dead bush from minecraft.

  • @amycaires8499
    @amycaires8499 4 года назад +459

    All I kept repeating, where the woman was saying the blogger would lose her looks at 45, was; please be over 45. Please be over 45.
    Yes.
    *happy dance.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 года назад +10

      Well.. black people tend to retain their youthful appearance, if they do take care. And that benefit extends to descendants, even if they do not have black skin. Exhibut A, myself. If I shave my beard off, I also shave at least 10 years off my appearance

    • @ciape7547
      @ciape7547 4 года назад +4

      But.. they be 44

    • @jb35056
      @jb35056 4 года назад

      Boom. 333 likes.

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 4 года назад +2

      @@ciape7547 they will be I thing 46 this year with what big shaq calls "quik mafs"

    • @_meekio4844
      @_meekio4844 3 года назад

      Dances with you one year later*

  • @benibbotson2014
    @benibbotson2014 4 года назад +242

    8:47 he looks like he's trying to count his IQ with his eyeballs.

    • @michelleparker270
      @michelleparker270 4 года назад +17

      The most powerful computer in the world cant calculate into negatives far enough to calculate that mans IQ.

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +5

      how? by looking into his brain? ""yeah there it is"" buddy that is you hat size

    • @ella353
      @ella353 4 года назад +5

      Some say he’s still looking to this day...

    • @aktiv8301
      @aktiv8301 4 года назад +9

      Wait, he has an IQ?

    • @daniellebuchanan4864
      @daniellebuchanan4864 4 года назад +4

      Shouldn't take him too long. Its only one digit.

  • @scorpionblade4112
    @scorpionblade4112 5 лет назад +167

    That dude looks like my left tumb after i accidently dropped a purple work hard 5 pound weight on it

    • @hrjdjdbduxnfbdh331
      @hrjdjdbduxnfbdh331 5 лет назад +4

      Scorpion Blade HOLY SH** YOU F***ING KILLED HIM DUDE.

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 5 лет назад

      Scorpion Blade
      Why a purple work hard weight why not just a weight

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +640

    Weird you'd think Humpty Dumpty would be against building a wall

  • @blackshadowarts4540
    @blackshadowarts4540 4 года назад +228

    Dude looks like the hills have eyes meets Burger King

  • @knightlypoleaxe2501
    @knightlypoleaxe2501 5 лет назад +582

    Wait. A man being able to cook is now considered gay?
    That used to be considered a must-know skill.

    • @MrSnowman777
      @MrSnowman777 5 лет назад +29

      That used to be something you'd do for a woman to impress her right? I never learned to cook and i kinda want to so i can make something for my girlfriend.

    • @knightlypoleaxe2501
      @knightlypoleaxe2501 5 лет назад +45

      That was a skill that was supposed to be learned because it was *USEFUL* You don't learn to read to impress a girl, you learn to read because it is *USEFUL*
      Why is it always assumed that you learn skills to impress a girl? what is wrong with you people.

    • @knightlypoleaxe2501
      @knightlypoleaxe2501 5 лет назад +20

      In My mother's home country, What used to be the Soviet Union, Education was *STRICT.* They taught you how to sit properly and how to even hold your pen properly. I still think in the beginning, the USSR had more potential than this cesspool of a debate club.

    • @atomicmudkipz3119
      @atomicmudkipz3119 5 лет назад +12

      Guess I'm gay

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 5 лет назад +11

      I'm gay, I can't cook to save my life, I'm doing my best learning though, prepared meals get old fast.

  • @ponkeypink6593
    @ponkeypink6593 4 года назад +21

    That guy looks like slice of bread trying to count his IQ.

  • @hotchocohoe3439
    @hotchocohoe3439 4 года назад +79

    I got vaccinated without my consent- My mother doesn’t need my consent to keep me alive-

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 года назад +7

      I was born without consent. She let me choose to vaccinate but fortunately, I thought I had more to live for at the time and said yes.

  • @Melonhii
    @Melonhii 4 года назад +41

    As a Celt, I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate Halloween

  • @ej.crusing6130
    @ej.crusing6130 5 лет назад +130

    ‘2007 called, it wants it 12 year old back’

  • @codyholley
    @codyholley 4 года назад +18

    That dude looks like he was hit on the head by mario and Luigi's hammers at the same time

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 лет назад +1157

    I love watching people criticize others for stupid things like pronunciation. Also you said videos wrong.

  • @SofieOpsanger
    @SofieOpsanger 4 года назад +77

    As someone who has Aspergers I love the vaccine one. It’s literally my thoughts every time I see some anti-vax sh*t!!! 🙏🏼

    • @sharlharmakhis280
      @sharlharmakhis280 4 года назад +7

      omg SAME... at least, the printable thoughts 🤣

    • @polythrower6432
      @polythrower6432 4 года назад +2

      I’m an autistic myself, and I can agree that anti-vaxxers aren’t very smart for the most part, however, there is something I would like you to think about. If a child is allergic to an ingredient in the vaccine, they will die if they get it. I’m very much pro-vaxx, and the ‘vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTiSm’ idiots are really big a**holes, but not all anti-vaxxers are in the wrong.
      Sorry for the entire paragraph btw. I have trouble shortening my words

    • @User-ju9rv
      @User-ju9rv 4 года назад +5

      Polythrower I understand where you’re coming from and yes, vaccines can be harmful to some people, but that’s all the more reason for anti vaxers to stop. If you can’t get say, a measles vaccine because it has been determined you are allergic then this honestly shouldn’t affect you as long as everyone around you is vaccinated. However, if everyone around you is not vaccinated due to some idiot conspiracy theories, then you are completely vulnerable and are at serious risk. I have seen many anti-vaxers saying, “why are you scared of getting sick from us? If your miracle cure works so well, you should be fine according to you.” Of course, these people are wrong and they are a big danger to public health and people who cannot get vaccinated due to allergies, end up suffering

  • @HorrorPrincess
    @HorrorPrincess 4 года назад +53

    I hope that guy divorces his wife/sister/mother so then his kids will have eyebrows and not look like constipated potatoes.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +3

      You misspelled twin.

    • @piccolobolding5059
      @piccolobolding5059 3 года назад +5

      Holy shit! Constipated potato? Fucking glorious, your highness!

  • @punkeep
    @punkeep 4 года назад +10

    His one brain cell dings around his head like a widow screen saver

  • @monsterman9013
    @monsterman9013 5 лет назад +165

    I died when you typed "Tales from retail"
    "Ohhhhh"

    • @uisimixen2193
      @uisimixen2193 5 лет назад +4

      Monsterman901 but wait... if you died how can you then write this comment?
      r/quityourbullshit

    • @maxinealexander9709
      @maxinealexander9709 5 лет назад

      @Michelle Aiko it's sarcasm. r/whoosh to you lmao

  • @jordans7028
    @jordans7028 5 лет назад +303

    This channel has had some of the craziest growth I've ever seen from a small channel. Less than a week ago he had 9k subs when I subbed, and now hes at 100k in only a few days. Truly incredible

    • @FBI-de4jv
      @FBI-de4jv 5 лет назад

      Damn

    • @fleety007gaming9
      @fleety007gaming9 5 лет назад +5

      Another youtuber called bumfris went from 10k to almost 90k

    • @colliehouse8362
      @colliehouse8362 5 лет назад +1

      Eric Cartman I seen one girl reach 1 million in only a month stuff like that is really impressive

    • @dragonfire3314
      @dragonfire3314 5 лет назад +1

      Once my dog got over 150 followers on insta because I posted on #gsd one time

    • @dragonfire3314
      @dragonfire3314 5 лет назад

      @Luna_g1rl

  • @eqWillibrium
    @eqWillibrium 4 года назад +78

    I was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome before I was vaccinated. ‘Nuff said.
    Oh wait, I’m also working for an AA degree while still enrolled in high school (dual enrollment program). Almost forgot to mention THAT.

    • @eqWillibrium
      @eqWillibrium 4 года назад +3

      Mateo JORGENSEN I appreciate you saying that! Honestly I expected people to either question the program I’m in, or just flat out not believe it

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 года назад

      Wow thanks I have asthma An can run that means everyone with asthma can

    • @eqWillibrium
      @eqWillibrium 4 года назад +5

      @@jborrego2406 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually thanking me. I was making a point that people on the autism spectrum aren't freaks or mentally handicapped, and that vaccinations don't cause autism.

    • @Kuromipawz
      @Kuromipawz 3 года назад

      @@jborrego2406
      I-
      What-

  • @tonychang6014
    @tonychang6014 4 года назад +2

    He looks like how you would think a guy with an empty vacuum inside his head that's pulling his eyes in would look

  • @jaivardhansingh9414
    @jaivardhansingh9414 5 лет назад +274

    The Gandhi quote (the second one) is actually real. He said this during a small pox epidemic when he realised that he made a mistake by imposing his views on thers

    • @moobear5364
      @moobear5364 5 лет назад +4

      Oh hell no smallpox ain't getting fuck them

    • @aidanproulx6837
      @aidanproulx6837 5 лет назад +7

      Ok actually though thanks Singh. I was not entirely sure. Many thanks again.

    • @Kaitivere
      @Kaitivere 5 лет назад +4

      Gandhi was a racist, idk why he would care

    • @lool12366
      @lool12366 5 лет назад +9

      @@Kaitivere Lmao its not like Gandhi literally led the anti-racist movement in South Africa when he was there

    • @Kaitivere
      @Kaitivere 5 лет назад +7

      @@lool12366 you might be surprised how selectively we remember people we are supposed to praise. Not to mention he was absolutely terrible to his wife.

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 5 лет назад +202

    12:34 “Foxes are lupine, not canine.”
    THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY PHYSICALLY HURTS.

  • @pulim-v
    @pulim-v 5 лет назад +175

    "If I hAd KiDs"
    they're either going to be blind, have terrible taste for men, or look like a 2 year old drew a face in a potato
    Otherwise your bloodline ends here
    Also are you from Alabama?

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 года назад

      he already has kids dammit

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 года назад +1

      also he's from texas. not much better

    • @pulim-v
      @pulim-v 4 года назад

      ;-;

    • @nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183
      @nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 4 года назад +3

      They probably look or are like the mother because if not I am gonna be pretty sad.

    • @pulim-v
      @pulim-v 4 года назад +1

      @@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 yeah me too

  • @Emisop
    @Emisop 4 года назад +6

    5:46 I got fry oil in my eye on my third day of working at McDonald's. And I was being careful. It's never 100% safe in the back of fast food resturants.

  • @nashidragneel4980
    @nashidragneel4980 5 лет назад +261

    RUclips: WAS THAT SWEARING?? AND DID YOU SHOW A FRUITS 'FRUIT'
    *demonetizes*

  • @kewuo
    @kewuo 5 лет назад +165

    That persons head is 0.0001% facial features, the rest is a football

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад

      Me and my family have this ongoing tradition that we guess all of our presents are a football. If I had to open a present and see that thing, I’d burn down the Christmas tree.

    • @eviejefferies7965
      @eviejefferies7965 5 лет назад

      I think he looks more like 50% football, 49.99% potato and 0.01% face

  • @saifiqbal8849
    @saifiqbal8849 5 лет назад +330

    That mans family tree ain’t a wreath....
    It’s a goddamn line.

    • @salty8202
      @salty8202 5 лет назад +6

      That 1 random dude 😂😂

    • @SPastaL
      @SPastaL 5 лет назад +5

      Not as funny, sorry

    • @saifiqbal8849
      @saifiqbal8849 5 лет назад +2

      Understandable

    • @tricksterhuss7513
      @tricksterhuss7513 5 лет назад +5

      A line would be a tree, meaning the farther up it goes it braches off into different families making the main family bigger, if you mean a line with no branches then that mean that entire generation doesn't exist-
      A wreath is funny because it means the family it just going in circles in the reproduction aspect XD

    • @saifiqbal8849
      @saifiqbal8849 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I just got that. Thanks.

  • @ramonelastname5811
    @ramonelastname5811 3 года назад +2

    I had to stop at about 5:30 because I remembered how often my dad would come home with some kind of injury while working jobs like these, and I started thinking about how different things might have been if he had been paid a decent amount of money for his effort. All I can really do is think about it, and I'll probably be doing that all night now.

  • @spodq33
    @spodq33 5 лет назад +261

    His family tree wasn't a tree
    Or wreath
    It was a potato
    1 big potato

    • @ninjayajnin
      @ninjayajnin 5 лет назад

      One baked in snow

    • @spodq33
      @spodq33 5 лет назад +2

      @@ninjayajnin 😂😂😂😂

    • @erickxrubio7246
      @erickxrubio7246 5 лет назад

      Aw crap now I want to make a baked potato now

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 5 лет назад +2

      EY! As a Russian I fucking love potatoes, don't insult potatoes like this!

    • @papasquat123
      @papasquat123 5 лет назад +2

      This is an insult to potatoes...

  • @footballnotsoccermrn1186
    @footballnotsoccermrn1186 5 лет назад +328

    11:26
    ME AND ALL THE OTHER SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE TRIGGERED. it’s not pronounced Edinburg
    It’s pronounced edinbru. But it’s an honest mistake. You are still a great youtuber.

  • @thescreamingtexan6045
    @thescreamingtexan6045 4 года назад +2

    at 7:19 I can just imagine that person asking a small baby that can’t even talk if they would like to get vaccinated.

  • @merenranemtyemsaf7874
    @merenranemtyemsaf7874 5 лет назад +203

    Last time I checked, Lunar new year was about the MOON, not Asian people

    • @babusker6480
      @babusker6480 5 лет назад +2

      I genualy made me cringe

    • @doiu92
      @doiu92 5 лет назад +4

      bRo wE aRe ThE MoOn

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 5 лет назад +4

      And also for the Hinduism, Muslim, and Jewish religions since they follow the lunar calendar for their events.

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax 5 лет назад

      Tambourine Cool Sun Myung MOON! Touche’!

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад

      You are technically Correct Tambourine Cool. Let's hope you're not smacked during the Festival tho

  • @debbiefowler518
    @debbiefowler518 4 года назад +44

    This dude sounds like the type of person who’s entire vocal tone sounds like he mocking someone

    • @doges1537
      @doges1537 4 года назад +7

      Please tell me this is a joke. He's doing that on purpose...

  • @johnathanmullenax2528
    @johnathanmullenax2528 5 лет назад +132

    His sister is also his mother, cousin, and his daughter all in one

    • @aclassicgarden7065
      @aclassicgarden7065 4 года назад +6

      its plasubile

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +5

      ???????? how the Frozen Throne did he accomplish that?

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +3

      @@LucyAdroit it is obvious the Cousin is the Sister/Mother and she is lesbian

    • @lukesylvester2022
      @lukesylvester2022 4 года назад +1

      you forgot wife

    • @aktiv8301
      @aktiv8301 4 года назад +2

      Alabama noises intensify

  • @quizyn900
    @quizyn900 3 года назад +3

    Dude looks like he eats sand and calls it “fine dining”

  • @jamesm6638
    @jamesm6638 5 лет назад +520

    Whoa you made this video just for me? Thanks man ;-;

    • @jamescampbell2592
      @jamescampbell2592 5 лет назад +75

      James M He made it just for me, what are you taking about you arrogant grunt? I,m block you

    • @jamesm6638
      @jamesm6638 5 лет назад +48

      @@jamescampbell2592 no u

    • @d3rp5qu1d9
      @d3rp5qu1d9 5 лет назад +15

      James Campbell I read that as agnorant

    • @jamesbutler6939
      @jamesbutler6939 5 лет назад +52

      All of you are so arrogant and wrong he obviously made this video for me. Now seeing as we have the same name it's my right to be able to have all your Money!!

    • @jamescampbell2592
      @jamescampbell2592 5 лет назад +21

      James Butler I would gladly take all of Campbell Soup’s money

  • @dohyeonkim2178
    @dohyeonkim2178 5 лет назад +155

    At first I didnt get it, but calling someone's family tree a wreath is genius

    • @nefertitigebrekidan2011
      @nefertitigebrekidan2011 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate 5 лет назад +1

      @@nefertitigebrekidan2011 I don't either.

    • @seanktb.
      @seanktb. 5 лет назад +11

      Nefertiti LeFlore theyre suggesting that there was lots of inbreeding in his family history

    • @opaltoralien4015
      @opaltoralien4015 5 лет назад +8

      As a biology student, I literally died when I heard this insult. Omfg, I can imagine a frustrated masters student spitting this at someone on 3 hours of sleep. I don't think I'd use it since I don't get blindly angry or in a name calling mood often, but MAN, I know some people who would LOVE this in an insult book.

    • @JaCaBrA144
      @JaCaBrA144 5 лет назад +4

      ALABAMA 100

  • @been3060
    @been3060 5 лет назад +405

    That dude looks like a hard boiled egg that just came in it's undies

    • @michaelandrews6797
      @michaelandrews6797 5 лет назад +8

      Been I thought he looked like a raw chicken breast, tbh

    • @notconvincedgranny6573
      @notconvincedgranny6573 5 лет назад +1

      Jabba the Hutt's dumber brother for sure, but the expression on is face is because he's blind. No joke. And obviously has no idea what he looks like. Or anyone who cares about him, or they would tell him to shut the whole hell up.

    • @lavwashere
      @lavwashere 5 лет назад

      Um but hard boiled eggs can’t cum tho lolllll ur an idiot

    • @yamaslushy9461
      @yamaslushy9461 5 лет назад +2

      @@lavwashere It was a joke you didn't get and decided to pretend to be smart and act like they didn't know that eggs don't cum.
      Who's the idiot again?

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 5 лет назад +2

      Looks like a fat faced Feral Ghoul from Fallout 4

  • @wlageg9460
    @wlageg9460 4 года назад +3

    he looks like he is getting a stroke and passionate hugging at once.

  • @Cpt_Dave
    @Cpt_Dave 5 лет назад +360

    You mispronounced videos on purpose didn't you.
    Edit: People not getting my comment is making this hilarious.

  • @ZMoney-li4ls
    @ZMoney-li4ls 5 лет назад +33

    Dude in pic: mumbles inaudible sentence about life
    Me : OK who let the talking watermelon back in the house

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 5 лет назад +75

    'His family tree is probably a wreath'. That's brilliant, mind if I use it?

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад

      I’m sure he won’t mind... considering someone else said it...

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +1

      A wreath would be like several generations of marrying one's cousins.
      A better thing to say would be a LINE

  • @schnitzel8195
    @schnitzel8195 4 года назад +3

    His sarcasm can be so on point sometimes that it can be hard to tell when it’s sarcasm

  • @its_leeoh4509
    @its_leeoh4509 5 лет назад +37

    “how to pay bills with youtube likes”
    *The FBI wants to know your location*

  • @joelheinitz2139
    @joelheinitz2139 5 лет назад +23

    rSlash: does that mean that anti vaxxers are entitled parents?
    Me: Holy-

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 5 лет назад +85

    7:06 I like how the responder's name is dingdongyouarewrong

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks for pointing that out. I actually missed that part :)

    • @thijsraemaekers2774
      @thijsraemaekers2774 5 лет назад

      Rootbeerguy690 - A RUclips Commenter Same. That is an amazing name.

  • @dianawilson7385
    @dianawilson7385 5 лет назад +16

    I bet the guy’s birth certificate is a McDonald’s receipt.

  • @captainmedallion
    @captainmedallion 5 лет назад +43

    Rslash: entitled parents could solve itself
    Me: oh yeah this is big brain time

  • @mustardflavoredramen9612
    @mustardflavoredramen9612 5 лет назад +114

    "Wideos"
    Ah, I see what you did there.

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 5 лет назад +220

    On my god, he pronounced Samhain correctly. I'm impressed....
    Then pronounced Edinburgh wrong :(

    • @Dorvin55
      @Dorvin55 5 лет назад +6

      I know right! As a witch, I paused and shouted "THANK YOU!"

    • @Randerson2409
      @Randerson2409 5 лет назад +2

      Then they said "edin'burgh'"

    • @Randerson2409
      @Randerson2409 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dorvin55 also, I'm not a witch or wican, but I understand that all culture is important. So, good on you for publicly standing up for your culture

    • @ltlredhen4177
      @ltlredhen4177 5 лет назад +1

      I'm not sure he was correct everyone I know that pronounces it says (phonetically) "so-wen" no "saw-when"

    • @Randerson2409
      @Randerson2409 5 лет назад +2

      He was a lot closer than most people get. Baby steps

  • @james_with_a_z
    @james_with_a_z 4 года назад +37

    RSlash: I made this video JUST for you, James
    Me, a member of the James community: NANI?!

  • @johnw.lennon1366
    @johnw.lennon1366 5 лет назад +12

    12:59 so Remus Lupin from Harry Potter has “Lupin” as his surname as a reference for him being an werewolf? I never knew that.

    • @Uraemrys
      @Uraemrys 5 лет назад +7

      The two mythological founders of Rome were Romulus and Remus, two toddlers dropped in a forest due to...well, circumstances that, properly typed out, would make this an essay. The short of it is that the toddlers were raised by a she-wolf in a cave now known as the Lupercal.
      Basically, what I am saying is that, he is wolfy as fuck.

  • @uh_logan
    @uh_logan 4 года назад +2

    7:30
    “Parents who get their kid a surgeon to fix their broken, rotting, leaking insides without their consent are terrible parents. No exceptions.”

  • @mrkvatrokut
    @mrkvatrokut 5 лет назад +262

    You said "wideos".
    R/woosh

  • @toastthemost2473
    @toastthemost2473 2 года назад +1

    That guy is the first survivor of human-pig gene splicing. His face inspired the pigmen from Minecraft, the boomers from Left4Dead, and Majin Buu's belly. Legend says he once ate the entire butter section at his local Wal-Mart.

  • @Metruzanca
    @Metruzanca 5 лет назад +32

    When you brought up civ ghandi I lost it.
    For those who don't know, due to a bug in Civ1 ghandi was trigger happy with nukes and the most agressive civilization leader in the game. This became a tradition for all other games.

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 5 лет назад +6

      As I recall it was an integer underflow caused by the fact that by default gandhi had the lowest aggression value possible but there were a number of events that could lower the AI's aggression lacking any check for a minimum value so his would just wrap around to max when it occurred. Heh yes I am a nerd but someone might find it interesting lol.

    • @zack1stplayer
      @zack1stplayer 5 лет назад

      @@seraphina985 That is entirely correct, Ghandi in normal play would start out very calm, but as soon as one of those events flagged him to lower his aggression he went haywire and destroyed everything. This was of course caused by the exact thing you described on a technical level. Integer under/overflows are honestly one of my favorite types of glitches in games it leads to things like unkillable Eggman in Sonic 1, cakes that can be baked for +3 milion years and still be baked to perfection, and of course homicidal Ghandi

    • @oh_hi_mark8586
      @oh_hi_mark8586 5 лет назад

      @@seraphina985 in binary each power of 2 is represented by a digit. So 0000001 is one and 00000010 is 2 ect. Due to a crafty way of representing negatives you flip the digits and add 1. So - 1 is 11111111 and negative 2 is 11111110. Now civ doesnt read that as -2. It reads it as 247... MADhatma Ghandi...

  • @LoganHunte
    @LoganHunte 3 года назад +1

    Ok, air force cadets here. I went to a lecture where we had a man, 60s or 70s, probably a boomer ( not insultingly) explain that he irons his own uniform because he doesn't trust his wife with the expectation that he is held to. It is not gay to be better at ironing than a woman, sometimes it's demanding of a career, especially one with high expectations and high pay. Anyone that thinks that doing "womanly activities" that are basically necessary to survive living alone can go eat 10 metres of barbed wire

  • @WoahRoxy
    @WoahRoxy 4 года назад +25

    About the video at 1:25 with the stone, just to make things clear, Jesus didn’t want anyone to throw the stone because we aren’t supposed to judge people. So if he actually threw the stone he’d be going against God’s command.

  • @rayhayden6220
    @rayhayden6220 4 года назад +1

    "... Which looks like my comment section whenever I mispronounce a word in my widio," is probably the best line I've heard this man deliver

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 5 лет назад +68

    The one for the guy making the hat for the cat is from a channel named LifeOfBoris. It is the best channel and true Slav.

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 5 лет назад +5

      Yes comrade

    • @myst66
      @myst66 5 лет назад

      Ride of the red menace
      On behalf of my russian friend, stfu

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 5 лет назад

      @@myst66 thanks, but I don't want what you are selling.

    • @myst66
      @myst66 5 лет назад

      Seriously. They get pretty fed up with all the comrade jokes.

    • @greenygruettgaming2577
      @greenygruettgaming2577 5 лет назад

      Who? The 2 other people who have read this? I don’t think so, so leave my comrade along

  • @victoriawhitcomb6475
    @victoriawhitcomb6475 5 лет назад +83

    Oh thank the Lord I was kinda afraid to see where the bible quoting one was going

  • @joejames6527
    @joejames6527 5 лет назад +222

    Censored police name....
    Doesn't censore logo with name.....
    Koalski ANALYSIS

    • @thunburg2694
      @thunburg2694 5 лет назад +9

      Kowalski* anyways....
      *ANALYSIS*

    • @BlueMageDaisen
      @BlueMageDaisen 5 лет назад +4

      The one about the racism on facebook?
      It's Humberside police in the UK
      Hull is a city in their range (and funnily enough, my hometown)

    • @Daniel-vs4yc
      @Daniel-vs4yc 5 лет назад +3

      @Homie Blue Yoshi what?

    • @cmynuts
      @cmynuts 5 лет назад +1

      @Homie Blue Yoshi you better run

    • @cmynuts
      @cmynuts 5 лет назад

      @@Daniel-vs4yc good you subbed to pediepie

  • @bellaluciasandusky2397
    @bellaluciasandusky2397 5 лет назад +48

    Yay! My comrade Gopnik Boris was mentioned! His cat ushanka viddy is one of my favorites by far! ALL OF YOU SUB TO LIFE OF BORIS

  • @niccolosantana7957
    @niccolosantana7957 5 лет назад +18

    9:20 The guys family tree is probably as round as his bell

  • @katherineknapp6604
    @katherineknapp6604 3 года назад +1

    Dude looks so drunk that he might fall out of his own bed trying to sleep it off. Lol

  • @gfish5900
    @gfish5900 5 лет назад +19

    14:05 My name is James and my heart skipped a beat lmao

  • @caydinmercer7576
    @caydinmercer7576 5 лет назад +31

    As a Scottish person id like to say you pronounce Edinburgh
    "Ed-in-bruh" instead, common mistake if your not from scotland
    -scots guy tips 101 (11:54)

    • @bethmackay7784
      @bethmackay7784 5 лет назад +2

      I was trying to find a comment that pointed this out

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 5 лет назад +2

      I got fucking chills when he said that lmao. Kinda annoying, but understandable.

    • @jahbama6202
      @jahbama6202 5 лет назад

      coming from Scotland, it’s pretty annoying ngl, but the worst I’ve ever heard was GLASS-GOW, not glass-go, they pronounced it GLASS-GOW

    • @user-or7nv3uq4f
      @user-or7nv3uq4f 5 лет назад

      Why are u pretending to be scottish

    • @jahbama6202
      @jahbama6202 5 лет назад

      *insert paragraphs about how I was born in Scotland and stuff*

  • @PradeepKari
    @PradeepKari 5 лет назад +26

    9:22 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

  • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
    @user-eh2jk6mf9s 4 года назад +1

    When I was 8, I knew I needed a vaccine, so I didn't struggle and try to run from it. I ran after the doctor gave me the shot. I still hate being poked by the needle but now I just stare at the ceiling and tell the nurse "Do it! Do it already!".

  • @davidbaldwin3409
    @davidbaldwin3409 5 лет назад +45

    Umm, doctors don't say we need gun control. They say we need vaccinations

    • @davidbaldwin3409
      @davidbaldwin3409 5 лет назад +24

      Please stop making your political views super obvious and I'm you're face in your videos. I really like your channel but I don't want politics in them

    • @ashokpandey1586
      @ashokpandey1586 5 лет назад +2

      Public health doctors and the CDC study gun usage and the shooting epidemic in cities. They are experts on this subject just like any scientist in their chosen field.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 5 лет назад +19

      @@davidbaldwin3409 yeah that kinda pissed me off in this video too. guy's clearly a leftist bitch.

    • @suckbruh2160
      @suckbruh2160 5 лет назад +15

      GraveUypo "Yeah! Fuck that guy with a different opinion!"

    • @T3hderk87
      @T3hderk87 5 лет назад

      @@davidbaldwin3409 well, it may be that my ideas align more with yours, but the fundamental truth is that honest and sincere discourse leads to both sides profiting. It may be uncomfortable, but honest discourse without total capitulation on either side benefits both.

  • @kamrynrattana
    @kamrynrattana 5 лет назад +54

    For that guy at 9:12, he looks like he created TLC's My 600 Pound Life.

    • @johnw3443
      @johnw3443 5 лет назад +2

      ...that or robbed the catering truck on set

    • @IcyAtlas
      @IcyAtlas 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnw3443 ......and the McDonald's nearby. And the Panda Express down the street. And the Walmart across the street from Wendy's(that was also ransacked).

  • @Hinazaric
    @Hinazaric 5 лет назад +188

    I am subscribed to Boris (guy mentioned in 11:30) for 2 years now, and i learned so much about cooking since then. I'm 14 btw

    • @MossEater33
      @MossEater33 5 лет назад +12

      How to hat your cat

    • @jimbehr2291
      @jimbehr2291 5 лет назад +6

      👏👏👏 on being 14

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 5 лет назад

      Same .

    • @newfoundrooski
      @newfoundrooski 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Behr exactly, because we definitely asked how old he is.

    • @isabella8174
      @isabella8174 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you have to mention your age? Im 11 btw.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 года назад +1

    I love how the last one had the instigator impersonate an provaxx strawman and used "I" while the actual provaxxer used "we." As in, he's speaking for the community. And yeah, the latter person sure is right.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +130

    A lot of these posts are political. I don't really care about political views, I just like watching people getting MURDERED BY WORDS!
    Most of these clips are Liberals owning Conservatives -- THAT IS JUST BECAUSE R/MURDEREDBYWORDS HAS THOSE POSTS!
    Check the Reddit yourself - posts of conservatives owning liberals are very rare. I'd happily post those as well, but they just don't show up very often.

    • @kingkevin2934
      @kingkevin2934 5 лет назад

      rSlash love the vids keep up the good work.

    • @sssaraaaaa
      @sssaraaaaa 5 лет назад +20

      He reminds me of globglogabgalab

    • @boiofkoi
      @boiofkoi 5 лет назад +9

      when you ask to smash and she brings controllers

    • @patlegend9981
      @patlegend9981 5 лет назад +4

      he looks roasted enough

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 лет назад +6

      9/11 😎

  • @scottsimpson8480
    @scottsimpson8480 5 лет назад +135

    Can pronounce samhain, can't pronounce Edinburgh.
    That aside, I love your videos!

  • @Saturnpsrond
    @Saturnpsrond 4 года назад +1

    *that* guy is so insufferable that even his eyebrows left him.

  • @n0vellette
    @n0vellette 5 лет назад +25

    👏 THANK 👏YOU👏FOR👏PRONOUNCING👏SAMHAIN👏 CORRECTLY 👏
    brought to you by a lonely pagan

    • @thevelvetrope97
      @thevelvetrope97 5 лет назад +3

      n0vellette BUT 👏 HE 👏 FUCKED 👏 UP 👏 ON 👏 EDINBURGH 👏

  • @DittalySquat
    @DittalySquat 5 лет назад +77

    100K SUBS WOOOOOOOO
    WE HIT 10K LIKES WOOOOOOOO
    Edit: 50k subs in 2 days . . . Should we be concerned?

  • @Gingy18
    @Gingy18 5 лет назад +19

    For roasting that guy: his family tree is Charlie Browns Christmas tree

    • @gxgboss0622
      @gxgboss0622 5 лет назад

      No
      He would would snapped the tree

  • @greystratford2039
    @greystratford2039 4 года назад +1

    That guy was the kind of person to be confused by a piece of paper with please turn over on both sides

  • @goblinoise379
    @goblinoise379 4 года назад +10

    It looks like his family tree is basically a ladder

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion 5 лет назад +15

    As a 26 year old woman, I'm so ridiculously jealous of that 44 year old woman's waistline! Damn she fine as! I honestly thought she was around my age, jeez. I don't know what diet or voodoo magic she uses, but if she could pass some my way..

    • @2DReanimation
      @2DReanimation 5 лет назад +1

      r slash longevity. Scientists are working on it. But right now the best that can be said is to eat a diet best suited for your body, fast periodically, and exercise. Otherwise it's all up to the "longevity genes" -- which can be activated by high-intensity exercise, fasting, and a diet that provides the processes of rejuvenation what they need. Not that there are a set of clearly defined processes of rejuvenation. But autophagy (particularly activated by fasting and exercise), is a big one.

    • @StefanVeenstra
      @StefanVeenstra 5 лет назад +2

      Azuraion I have a 35 y/o Japanese friend who looks like she's 16.
      Can be genetics, I noticed many of my Asian contacts look incredibly young until they hit 50 or 60.
      It's often rapidly downhill from there.

    • @Azuraion
      @Azuraion 5 лет назад

      @@2DReanimation I have heard of this before! I do try to eat a decent diet, I have a dietitian at the MS Society that helps me and has explained a fair bit about how to eat better for my conditions. It really is very helpful.
      Unfortunately my diagnosis happened to happen in a way that left me incapacitated in my bed for 8 months, and I went from 80kg to 49kg.. and a lot of it was muscle, as well. :(
      Unfortunately what I can do in terms of exercise is limited, but I do attend a group physiotherapy session every week and I tend to walk most places, like the local store. I don't have my license unfortunately, so it's walking and Uber-ing around!
      I do love walking my fluffchild though, and he likes to go for long walks and go everywhere haha.
      As long as I keep active is the most important part.
      Thank you so much for your reply and supportive suggestions! It really means a lot! ❤

    • @Azuraion
      @Azuraion 5 лет назад

      @@StefanVeenstra I have noticed that with some racial genetic traits as well! It's a very interesting thing to have in the world.. so peculiar!

    • @2DReanimation
      @2DReanimation 5 лет назад

      @Azuraion Wow, it's so rare to have some actual connection with someone online. I was mostly just promoting the efforts of life-extension science. But I get a beautiful and humbling glimpse of a life story.
      I'm of the mind that if you look deep enough, you can find actual solutions to disease. Well-hidden and unconventional, yet with significant scientific support.
      You clearly have to support the myelination of nerves with healthy oils, perhaps best would be phospholipids, as they are better assimilated. And modulate your immune response with something like methylene blue. Which is neuroprotective by itself, but also lowers the autoimmune response. Other powerful antioxidants and adaptogenic substances (reishi, chaga, cordiceps, schisandra) can be of help here as well. I'd probably pick chaga to begin with, as it's universally well-tolerated.
      I'm not a doctor, and I will be looking into these things concerning MS myself -- these are just intuitive suggestions. And as we know, there's no cure, but I'm sure these 2 things are the yin and yang of an actual cure. But I'm not sure about my particular suggestions. Might do more harm in the long run, and so on, but I personally doubt it.
      Take long walks with your dog, and appreciate every moment! :)
      If you're actually going to try at least chaga, something my mother takes, and she has Chron's disease, I would recommend it in the mornings (pre-brew it the night before), as it does activate autophagy. And personally I feel its benefits more in the mornings.

  • @Jamez-kg7fk
    @Jamez-kg7fk 5 лет назад +53

    Jesus Christ dude you scared me when you said this video was for James 😂

    • @kaix8
      @kaix8 5 лет назад +4

      i was lookin for this lol

    • @scyllari3544
      @scyllari3544 5 лет назад +4

      This is what I came to the comment section for

    • @gleedham
      @gleedham 5 лет назад +1

      your wellcome James