Ruining Ranked Mario Party

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @icyish-fish
    @icyish-fish Месяц назад +314

    19:47 I love how jacob calls on partypro like they're a separate, cosmic entity being channeled through the medium of ranked mario party and not a funny username

    • @kitsunebiShake
      @kitsunebiShake Месяц назад +36

      it's the goblin mask

    • @duckky2443
      @duckky2443 Месяц назад +15

      what do you mean partypro15 and jacob are different people

    • @Trashley112
      @Trashley112 Месяц назад +3

      he does this everytime he creates a character for stuff like this and its funny everytime

  • @jacobm7870
    @jacobm7870 Месяц назад +371

    35:16 Luigi left on turn 4 after the Wario minigame. He played his turn (16:16), played the wario minigame (17:38), and then leaves sometime before the next minigame (25:41). You can see the slight difference on how Monty mole ready ups, where the cpus wait a half second before the last real player, then all cpus ready up quickly after each other.

  • @toastr1255
    @toastr1255 Месяц назад +72

    The sticker conversation from 1:02:20 to 1:02:50 is peak, that's the toxicity I was expecting from this series

  • @paradox_0072
    @paradox_0072 Месяц назад +809

    Watching two men In their twenties bully children into rage quitting on Mario party online is 100% the content I subscribed for
    Edit: apparently 30s now damn
    Edit: nevermind again dammit 20s

    • @FlorianFlorian573
      @FlorianFlorian573 Месяц назад +16

      Well
      I sure feel
      Young again!
      haiku

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 Месяц назад +55

      Not to mention one of the grown men succumbing to the Green Goblin mask that is PartyPro15 and embracing their toxicity

    • @FlorianFlorian573
      @FlorianFlorian573 Месяц назад +2

      @@scrungobeepis5443 I don’t want to call you a goblin because that would be really mean :(

    • @Calios
      @Calios Месяц назад +6

      It's what I aspire to be.
      (I bully my niece and nephews in Mario Party and Smash whenever they become overconfident.)

    • @Redpanda-xg8hb
      @Redpanda-xg8hb Месяц назад

      @@FlorianFlorian573 that is not a haiku (they have a specific syllable count)

  • @rattaniusprattanious
    @rattaniusprattanious Месяц назад +285

    I hate how they don't tell u when people leave in online

    • @Chubby_Bub
      @Chubby_Bub Месяц назад +12

      then Nintendo would have to admit their games are all full of bots

  • @AFluffyFiend
    @AFluffyFiend Месяц назад +93

    we're bullying children on ranked nintendo games again, the channel is so back

  • @bN_isheeere
    @bN_isheeere Месяц назад +154

    Saw the thumbnail and immediate thought was "give me the ball papa"

  • @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin
    @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin Месяц назад +265

    @25:36 on-again, off -again is actually weighted HEAVILY in the 1's favor if you know the setup, you can roll one all the way across to line it up with another, drop both and make a pretty much un-jumpable 2 wheel death trap. Your welcome for the strat my brother and I labbed against each other btw. Only way to outplay it is to predict which side the death trap is going to go towards and try to get behind it, but the 1 can react by delaying the drop.

    • @rohanisya2
      @rohanisya2 Месяц назад +32

      ^ this. Idk why these guys act like they know everything there is to know about this game
      Edit: not tryna hate, I’m just saying that sometimes he criticizes other people’s plays for no reason, and just because he would have done something else doesn’t mean that is the only correct play. Ninji did play this match decently smart but these guys just had no respect.

    • @cristobalcalle7898
      @cristobalcalle7898 Месяц назад

      Nerd

    • @drift1618
      @drift1618 Месяц назад +64

      @@rohanisya2 hater type shit

    • @waowayo
      @waowayo Месяц назад +13

      ​@@rohanisya2let's be more respectful of our hosts!

    • @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin
      @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin Месяц назад +25

      @@rohanisya2 Hey, they are pretty good at most other parts of Mario party and would beat me by miles on stuff like Domination. I only know a few minigames real well cause we were labbing them in the practice screen while the rest of the room was taking bathroom breaks and stuff. Got good at counting out beats to time the ice sledding one as well, always get within a sled length of the edge, though sometimes I get hubris and Icarus off the edge by a narrow margin.

  • @supermario-2
    @supermario-2 Месяц назад +51

    in snag the flags, your character turns their head to look towards the nearest unclaimed flag if you're close enough to one

  • @samadams8533
    @samadams8533 Месяц назад +140

    I genuinely enjoy this series progression, I know yall will drop it after like 7 episodes but I hope not. Jacob try harding and still getting screwed over by Mario party mechanics is a good time

  • @loadingname4947
    @loadingname4947 Месяц назад +62

    i'm just imagining the Ninji player staring at his screen and contemplating his life choices during that last game of Pickin' Produce. He knows it's optimal, but it doesn't hurt him any less

    • @CyrusRiahi
      @CyrusRiahi Месяц назад +8

      That was genuinely evil and I loved it holy crap, PartyPro15 is GOATed on the toxicity

  • @Froscryte
    @Froscryte Месяц назад +63

    Another way you can tell if there is a cpu is if the shop doesn't give someone an item select and instead just gives them the item. This shows the idea that the cpu doesn't really need to think, proving that it is a cpu.

    • @Giumpe
      @Giumpe Месяц назад +2

      Hi joel

  • @plushyrope698
    @plushyrope698 Месяц назад +13

    The defeat in ninji's eyes as he realised partypro15 is throwing the mini game at the end followed by the 'But why?' sticker is perfect, partypro15 is not someone who lets things go unnoticed. betrayal was inevitable.

  • @Platitudinous9000
    @Platitudinous9000 Месяц назад +38

    Jacob saying "alright, so we are 6000 ELO away" while the game is saying "hey you have 6000 points right now and are about 4000 away from your next rank up!"
    this is the Alpharad second channel experience I signed up for

    • @johnsmith2875
      @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад +2

      Trying to big brain with No reading comprehension is the alpharad way

  • @butter_0021
    @butter_0021 Месяц назад +64

    5:57 You guys did play Mario Party 1 during Gold. You pretended you were going to play one Mario Party every month and then you guys stopped after like 4 months.

    • @Bobo12300
      @Bobo12300 Месяц назад +6

      They got through all the Gamecube Marip Parties but when it came time to play Mario Party 8/9. They couldn't figure out the Wii emulator so they just stopped

    • @Robbie_Haruna
      @Robbie_Haruna Месяц назад +1

      They did up to 7 at least.

  • @CrypticCode97
    @CrypticCode97 Месяц назад +50

    Yes more Mario party ranked please
    Something hilarious about an adult dunking on literal children in a party game

  • @ahhhpples4476
    @ahhhpples4476 Месяц назад +21

    luigi managing to roll lower than you would on average with 0 items is insane actually he earned that star

  • @kefo8299
    @kefo8299 Месяц назад +35

    bro said triple freaky dice 48:33

  • @drift1618
    @drift1618 Месяц назад +15

    1:05:09 A parkour civilization reference in MY Alphard platinum video

    • @moshy2931
      @moshy2931 Месяц назад +3

      I cackled because they already made one in the previous Mario party ranked video

  • @CrazyGoat8
    @CrazyGoat8 Месяц назад +14

    “Anything can be solved with a 360”
    And that’s a good summary of parkour civilization on the parkour minigame

  • @icy_xc
    @icy_xc Месяц назад +38

    i will never say hi jo again until jo hits diamond

  • @that.guy.1208
    @that.guy.1208 Месяц назад +120

    Holy shit guys three in a row?! That’s a new record for alpharad platinum this year! Also just finished alabasta arc… now I understand how good this show is! Hate choppers voice though.

    • @somekindaokayguy
      @somekindaokayguy Месяц назад +4

      english chopper or japanese chopper

    • @shinnyboppers9802
      @shinnyboppers9802 Месяц назад +6

      hop off chopper

    • @that.guy.1208
      @that.guy.1208 Месяц назад +2

      @@somekindaokayguy English chopper but I don’t hate the character! Just the voice is not enjoyable! Still like zoro the most though

    • @GlupShooto
      @GlupShooto Месяц назад +2

      Pro tip don’t bother with the dub bc you have to switch to sub eventually with how far behind the dub is compared to the sub. It’s less jarring the voice switches especially for some upcoming characters.

    • @georgeok4582
      @georgeok4582 Месяц назад

      chopper is the worst of the one pieces

  • @MrDegan2
    @MrDegan2 Месяц назад +3

    I find it funny they use the speed a character reacts to deside if their a bot, and not the very tell-tale sign that whenever they go to a shop it doesn't zoom in

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 Месяц назад +28

    Actually sweaty strats. The farther you place something along a path, the higher chance it’s landed on (excluding teleports). So placing the star steal one after boo is actually a miss play.

  • @SayYTN
    @SayYTN Месяц назад +4

    This is definitely one of my favourites series in this channel's history, I never realised how much I needed ranked Mario Party in my life.

  • @Foshling
    @Foshling Месяц назад +6

    20:51 he got 15 points, for party pro 15!!!

  • @liminish9019
    @liminish9019 Месяц назад +8

    idk why im addicted to these videos. ive never been interested in mario party before but this series is peak

    • @moshy2931
      @moshy2931 Месяц назад

      Same, I only ever played the game once on a friend's wii and promptly forgot it's existence altogether

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад

      I got interested in Marty Party from this channel back when it was called Alpharad Deluxe, it's great

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott Месяц назад +33

    Even against CPUs they Minmax toxicity

  • @bomberbosses
    @bomberbosses Месяц назад +28

    it’s a shame how many minigames they fumbled in this game, especially with how good the boards are this time around for the most partt

  • @JustNic
    @JustNic Месяц назад +12

    this video is almost as good as subscribing to the Alpharad Platinum Patreon

  • @Must-E
    @Must-E Месяц назад +6

    Hi, Jacob & friends (Jo) your channel watermark thing on bottom right is from Alpharad Gold, it's not changed to the Platinum version

  • @lavenderfae7
    @lavenderfae7 Месяц назад +15

    45:13 myself jumpscare

  • @topvirtuosity
    @topvirtuosity Месяц назад +4

    Just finished the last episode to see this pop up into my feed. This series is a hit.

  • @demitanuki
    @demitanuki Месяц назад +3

    It's been a good run everyone! See you next year🎉🎉🎉

  • @kotori6938
    @kotori6938 Месяц назад +5

    I went back and rewatched half of the alpharad plus era and now every time they post a new video I keep expecting jacob to reference one of their old bits

  • @soyeahsauce
    @soyeahsauce Месяц назад +1

    YOU HAVE AN OUTRO NOW????!!!!! this truly is a new era of alpharad second channel...

  • @Kirvyx
    @Kirvyx Месяц назад +8

    Alpha did so bad during the wario minigame i started to argue with my phone and pausing the video out of pure confusing, like man, wtf was that

    • @johnsmith2875
      @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад

      It’s really hard to commentate and focus on those quiz type games, I never see streamers do well at any of them. That being said it was a STINKY performance 🫢😭

  • @kiersaltalt
    @kiersaltalt Месяц назад +5

    we getting out of bronze with this one

  • @ninfan6434
    @ninfan6434 Месяц назад +2

    This video made me realize that the spaces on wiggler are random. Notice how there are four luckies in a row in this game on him... I've never seen that before

  • @depressed_cow7151
    @depressed_cow7151 Месяц назад +4

    Guys if you combine ningi and Monty together you get katana

  • @davidgoldammer348
    @davidgoldammer348 Месяц назад +3

    The white part of Ninji looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy

  • @sealbe1885
    @sealbe1885 Месяц назад +2

    For some reason my tired brain looked at the thumbnail and thought it looked like a suika game thumbnail

  • @VanadiumVoxel
    @VanadiumVoxel Месяц назад +1

    22:06 another way to know if they're a bot or not is if the shop cutscene gets skipped and you only see the final item they got

  • @colemanclark4027
    @colemanclark4027 Месяц назад +2

    This reminds me of episode 3 of Mario party ranked grind

  • @consolas2514
    @consolas2514 Месяц назад +4

    30:19 MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIO

  • @awesometastic-1017
    @awesometastic-1017 Месяц назад +1

    Best way to figure out who is a bot is to spam stickers. Bots never spam.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Месяц назад +3

    You can NOT call yourself partypro then get 4th in Warioware. Even the AI's gonna be laughing at you after that.

  • @ThatOneVoiceInMyHead
    @ThatOneVoiceInMyHead Месяц назад +3

    I wonder, you said "I think CPUs take Stars over Buddies every day", one time, when I was up against a Bowser CPU (Normal), Bowser had a choice between a star, which was 2 spaces away, or going for the buddy, which the buddy was Peach. He uses a Double Die, and completely dodges the star, and goes for Peach. He does not reach her, but uses a Mushroom to steal her from me the next turn.
    I was shocked out of my mind.
    I wonder if the devs actually put in some code to where, Bowser CPU wants Peach so bad, he'd risk the win for her.

  • @lePirateMan
    @lePirateMan Месяц назад +1

    Why is the watermark still gold?

  • @PulseCardiacSensor
    @PulseCardiacSensor Месяц назад +1

    it saddened me that jo didnt get the "anything can be solved with a 360" referance

  • @Karma-fl5rz
    @Karma-fl5rz Месяц назад +1

    Anything can be solved with a 360

  • @musicalpuppies123
    @musicalpuppies123 Месяц назад

    literally been so excited abt this ranked series LMAO it's just dumb fun

  • @danieltsiu7383
    @danieltsiu7383 Месяц назад +1

    JACOB!! In platform peril you can JUMP OVER THE WALL. YOU DON'T NEED THE BEEF lol

  • @melissasims7720
    @melissasims7720 Месяц назад +1

    This series is amazing 😆

  • @fuukatrice
    @fuukatrice Месяц назад

    at the beginning of the game, we got to see the actual items in the shop when ninji and luigi were buying things, but only saw that monty purchased something without it showing the shop's stock.

  • @_CNT_
    @_CNT_ Месяц назад +2

    GGs, I was the Koopa!

  • @gudenau
    @gudenau Месяц назад +1

    The ranks I'm familiar with are: Rookie, bronze, silver, gold, diamond, platinum, master.

  • @ChumitoMC
    @ChumitoMC Месяц назад

    These videos accompany me while I rest before bed, I like them so much :) I really like watching your road to some big rank, please keep up!!! ☺️💖💖💖💖💖

  • @RiKSh4w
    @RiKSh4w Месяц назад +3

    Wait, so every Jamboree character brings their own minigame. So if you want to min-max you should play as the character who has the minigame you're most likely to lose. Since they'll never be made as a jamboree NPC.

    • @throwawaydetective9080
      @throwawaydetective9080 Месяц назад

      So what you’re saying is I’m a Yoshi main now

    • @Color_Splsh
      @Color_Splsh Месяц назад +1

      I think that's why they chose Bowser jr, ngl

    • @johnsmith2875
      @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад

      @@Color_Splshyes, bc the bowser jr power is too strong

  • @pannenkoeksus
    @pannenkoeksus 24 дня назад

    38:12 That's because if you load it in faster the cycle starts earlier and because he damage boosted he won

  • @alanjames1484
    @alanjames1484 Месяц назад

    Spectacular, Luigi couldn't handle the mash, pls, give more

  • @trippi8882
    @trippi8882 Месяц назад +2

    Certified alphaRADICAL video Jo

  • @Utopia39onomatoparia
    @Utopia39onomatoparia Месяц назад +4

    I’m so glad there’s a new Mario party game, this is the content I signed up for

  • @Lena-Taylor05
    @Lena-Taylor05 Месяц назад +4

    Yes demonto the most generic of names I agree Jo

  • @abyhanlon
    @abyhanlon Месяц назад

    10:22 the most relatable moment of this channel

  • @Odyseuz1
    @Odyseuz1 Месяц назад

    while i was watching the last mario party video you guys released this

  • @niamhrj
    @niamhrj Месяц назад

    I love Jo's name changing menace cat

  • @BananHippi
    @BananHippi Месяц назад +1

    Shoutout to Phantom Dust for the Xbox and Windows family of systems

  • @shadowbacon9062
    @shadowbacon9062 Месяц назад +5

    Bro can yall start the video like a solid 30 seconds earlier so we can see their rank

  • @schmukentuken
    @schmukentuken Месяц назад +1

    We feast like kings today!!!

  • @hellnestor172
    @hellnestor172 Месяц назад

    You know that someone is a bot when you can not see them looking into the shop

  • @jaimeborjasmolina9544
    @jaimeborjasmolina9544 Месяц назад

    My favorite series by far

  • @Pearl_Blossom
    @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад +1

    Jacob Alpharad be like "what if it was called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Party and you rolled a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dice"

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 Месяц назад

      Not the triple freaky dice from Luigi...

  • @Ferny2169
    @Ferny2169 Месяц назад

    Its funny that i watch these while grinding cod.
    This is my subway surfers

  • @WIPNexus
    @WIPNexus Месяц назад

    Every time I hear Jacob say "Vanessa" all I hear is "Um, Nessa"

  • @CyrusRiahi
    @CyrusRiahi Месяц назад

    Prediction at 37:24. Vanessa trolls and ninji gets paid
    Edit: I'm raging at the screen but I love this content. Pls keep it goin til s rank 🙏

  • @LazUriteee
    @LazUriteee Месяц назад

    This is the year of Ranked Mario party

  • @SacrificialFox
    @SacrificialFox Месяц назад

    The last minigame gonna solve a lot with that info

  • @Monjijii
    @Monjijii Месяц назад

    This is so much fun to watch

  • @brendandonegan6788
    @brendandonegan6788 Месяц назад

    I love parkour civilization

  • @stevenmichaud6668
    @stevenmichaud6668 Месяц назад

    I have been waiting for the next upload

  • @invertebrado
    @invertebrado Месяц назад

    I saw the title and I immediately guessed "They are playing mario party 2" and I was not wrong!

  • @campfire9760
    @campfire9760 Месяц назад

    I can't believe there's a Parkour Civilization minigame

  • @jingiant
    @jingiant Месяц назад +1

    ep 1 was the itachi arc, i wonder what this one will be

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 Месяц назад

    hooray for series

  • @JukeyPlays
    @JukeyPlays Месяц назад +1

    So wholesome!

  • @dotdotdot8987
    @dotdotdot8987 Месяц назад +5

    56:01 tip for snag the flag DONT SKIP THE INTRO ITS AN OVERVIEW AND SHOWS ALL FLAGS PLEASE....

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад +1

      Even if they didn't skip it, Ninji would have

    • @johnsmith2875
      @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад

      No one understands that game has strategy 😢

  • @Schleimig
    @Schleimig Месяц назад

    haven't seen a peak series like this since ruining melee

  • @fimbulvetr721
    @fimbulvetr721 Месяц назад

    Yes!!! More ranked Mario party :D

  • @Nodnol30
    @Nodnol30 Месяц назад +6

    You dropped this 📍
    also we share birthdays, December 19th isn't far bro

  • @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver
    @BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver Месяц назад

    They need to get to A and then just stop, so this truly can be Alpharad *Platinum*

  • @malfeasantamalgam
    @malfeasantamalgam Месяц назад

    after 160 in Domination you would probably have to do a tetris roll

  • @plazmurr
    @plazmurr Месяц назад

    I believed in ninji during the duel

  • @sayfrootloop6389
    @sayfrootloop6389 Месяц назад

    I love ur videos

  • @Zhaife
    @Zhaife Месяц назад

    Road to plat baby

  • @hurgcat
    @hurgcat Месяц назад +1

    i love mario party and i love my friends

    • @algernon6358
      @algernon6358 Месяц назад +1

      What if your friends could fire lasers out of their eyes and you couldnt. Would you stop being friends with them

  • @shttrdcrystal5030
    @shttrdcrystal5030 Месяц назад

    Who else watching in 2012? How a legend has fallen

  • @altermike3197
    @altermike3197 Месяц назад

    This one is a definitive hit

  • @nolantoney7417
    @nolantoney7417 Месяц назад

    28:50 was the L real?

  • @Jessi.moths.
    @Jessi.moths. 19 дней назад

    Why was there like 40 ads on this video