You can tell really quickly if they're a bot, the shop doesn't open to show the items. Koopa was a cpu right at the start. The instant decisions and pathing in the minigames is a giveaway too lol
There's a few other signs as well -they move faster -they always go on the most direct path to the star, even if they can't afford it, even if there's a better option, and even if it's to their own detriment And the following signs exist but they're not entirely reliable -they always steal from 1st at Boo, even if there's a bigger threat, although some real players are short-sighted enough to do that anyway -they never use stickers, but some players also don't
55:26 genuinely the way to make dark humor work is to actually have a good punchline or a funny line instead of just saying something edgy and going “its a joke!!!”
I think that Peach was very much real, she just...played a lot like a bot at some spots. you'll notice she readied immediately at Camera Ready the one time
Mario Party 8 also turned a lot of 4-player minigames into duels! I'm surprised they didn't turn that into a staple going forward, it would've made a lot of sense.
i just realized, what happens if someone else equips Bowser Jr.? Also Peach being in this match messes me up because Jacob is here so it's like, "Yeah he's Peach... Wait no that's Joselle" 16:30 OK I'm glad I'm not the only one. Actually if anything it makes MORE sense for Jacob to be the one confused, thinking about it. 25:03 LOL TRU 15:55 :D
If I had a nickel for every Alpharad Platinum video this week where they played ranked Mario Party with a Koopa who disconnected in the beginning of the game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
idk if anyone else gets tripped up by this but there's a certain menuing sound effect (it's used when opening the map and I think in other places) that sounds like the snapchat incoming snap notification sound effect and makes me check my phone lmao
Because Jo is making enough to eat food and pay rent from the Patreon. Did you watch the alpharad gold direct? Ad revenue is dead, subscribing to the platinum tier is life
55:28 for me I usually laugh, but that doesn’t always mean I’m comfortable. if I was talking to Jacob when he said that I would have laughed, but also been uncomfortable. Just because someone laughs doesn’t always means the joke lands. My favourite jokes are ones that are dicey. But really you just have to know your audience for jokes. My friends wouldn’t make those jokes, but what Jacob does is up to him. I’m not writing this because I’m upset with Jacob at all, just thought I’d give my perspective.
ramen is basically sasuke if you think about it
naruto
Saw this before i saw the video and paused it to think this over. 5 minutes in i unpause and see that toadette has the username "ramen"
I ate so much Sasuke in college
no i think ramen would say racial slurs
not to hate but he's like sasuke but he third imposters like a dragon ball character
I’m hard stuck watching Alpharad Platinum videos
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Whatever
Thanks for sharing!
why r u hard tho?
Im stuck watching Alpharad Platinum videos hard
You can tell really quickly if they're a bot, the shop doesn't open to show the items. Koopa was a cpu right at the start. The instant decisions and pathing in the minigames is a giveaway too lol
There's a few other signs as well
-they move faster
-they always go on the most direct path to the star, even if they can't afford it, even if there's a better option, and even if it's to their own detriment
And the following signs exist but they're not entirely reliable
-they always steal from 1st at Boo, even if there's a bigger threat, although some real players are short-sighted enough to do that anyway
-they never use stickers, but some players also don't
and on domination even your 1st time playing your record is 10 instead of nothing
55:26 genuinely the way to make dark humor work is to actually have a good punchline or a funny line instead of just saying something edgy and going “its a joke!!!”
This reminds me of episode 2 of Mario party ranked
That's what I thought of too
I've seen alpharad angry, and I've seen alpharad sad, but this may be the most defeated I've ever seen him
I'm softlocked between a clogged toilet and a long line impatient guys
"I think we shouldnt joke about suicide...
*but...*"
57:15 the Koopa's name says Rin, for those wondering.
This echo is just a preview of heaven, where new Alpharad Platinum videos are released daily
Excited for next year's Alpharad Diamond where we watch Dash play ranked Mario party!
I wonder what percentage of Alpha's life has been on the MP board
32:19 You can jump over the walls in this game, and it's a lot easier than trying to jump around them.
I think that Peach was very much real, she just...played a lot like a bot at some spots. you'll notice she readied immediately at Camera Ready the one time
Mario Party 8 also turned a lot of 4-player minigames into duels! I'm surprised they didn't turn that into a staple going forward, it would've made a lot of sense.
This video is a Hit
Koopa Troopa is the goat
12:45 that was actually my grad quote
I think Ramen drank some chlorine in between this match and the previous one.
That "bot" at 42:25 felt so derogatory lmao
ramen ranking up is so wholesome
Leaving the game turn one just for the bot to win is really funny.
Ranked Mario Party arc is exactly what the deluxe plus goldinum saga needed. We’re so back
19:20 I believe if you don't have a star he takes half your coins, so buying the star was still the right move there
truly matchmaking of all time
I think Jo was just watching the Peach animation on the donkey Kong minigame, because she was almost perfect
1:04:32 got me like election night
Hiii ramen
Edit: what are they cooking
55:50 you said "13th reason" on #MongyMonday a few weeks back and I have been in 🗣️ SHAMBLES 😭😅
I think this is the most unlucky ive ever seen jacob alpharad be.
I think its because of peach tbh.
Ranked Mario party has officially triggered another Joker arc for Jacob
42:10 my guess is she rolled your star steal and didn't want to land on it
Excellent form, sauntered towards your loss like a gentleman. I absolutely need more
The AI players dont go into the shop menu, so thats a way to let you see who isnt real. (None of us are)
i just realized, what happens if someone else equips Bowser Jr.?
Also Peach being in this match messes me up because Jacob is here so it's like, "Yeah he's Peach... Wait no that's Joselle" 16:30 OK I'm glad I'm not the only one. Actually if anything it makes MORE sense for Jacob to be the one confused, thinking about it. 25:03 LOL TRU
15:55 :D
It’s so funny how salty Jacob gets when losing when he’s always mocking others when they get salty
If I had a nickel for every Alpharad Platinum video this week where they played ranked Mario Party with a Koopa who disconnected in the beginning of the game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
idk if anyone else gets tripped up by this but there's a certain menuing sound effect (it's used when opening the map and I think in other places) that sounds like the snapchat incoming snap notification sound effect and makes me check my phone lmao
Seeing that you can actually lose rank in this mode is wild…
Koopa’s name was “Rin” which could conceivably be a bot’s name
Pro rules are actually so dogshit for doing that to Bowser spaces
for pro rules i always chose the warp block, cuz its kinda like a pipe but u know which 3 spaces u can go to
Why does the description say Mario party 2? It’s funny as fuck but you’re losing out on the jamboree search views
They're playing what their heart desires
Because Jo is making enough to eat food and pay rent from the Patreon. Did you watch the alpharad gold direct? Ad revenue is dead, subscribing to the platinum tier is life
11:54 embarrassing jacob. Didn't get the 150? smh
feeling blessed for more mario party
according to google translate Koopas name was Rin (i do not know how accurate that is)
Brushing my teeth rn
About to board a flight, W upload schedule
this is one of the unluckiest games ive ever seen
A lot of the duels in Mario Party 8 are repurposed 4-player games
im so down for this arc
ALPHARAD PURPLE??????
Day 20!!!
I wish that you could choose certain rules because I don’t like the no chance time factor
I think the reason they don't bring the costumes is to make the original designs memorable to impressionable kids .
koopa troopa is my goat
im more confused by alpha not being peach than jacob is
koopa's name says rin, I'm pretty sure
There pfp in the bottom right corner is still gold and it really bothers me
57:17 Name says Rin
498 views in 5 minutes they might be hardstuck in RUclips Comp
Hard stuck in bronze in Mario party 😢
guys i miss the alpharad platinum days 💔💔💔💔💔💔
52:40 probably a patent issue
we’re so back (again)
I hope they play wii bowling
Hit
Your videos always stand out from many others. Thank you for your talent and hard work!🚴🍰🏅
rip ramen
I'm hard stuck watching Mario Party content (TM)
i feel like the one dislike thats on the video rn is ramen
awesome
just like jo playing valorant
Wait do you actually get ELO for mini games? That’s crazy
... and jacob
hi alpharad
im hard stuck at plus
Please Play Boom Blox on Nintendo Wii!!!
Super Mario Bros 3 please 🥺🥺🥺
hi jo
Is it just me or does it sound like their voices are pitched up slightly am I crazy??
update
Day 20 of asking alpharad platinum to play yiik
hi
Your videos are always so deep and heartfelt. Thank you for your creativity and sincerity!🌚👿🛞
Bot
Yoo
Skill issue
I miss the Plus days
55:28 for me I usually laugh, but that doesn’t always mean I’m comfortable. if I was talking to Jacob when he said that I would have laughed, but also been uncomfortable. Just because someone laughs doesn’t always means the joke lands. My favourite jokes are ones that are dicey. But really you just have to know your audience for jokes. My friends wouldn’t make those jokes, but what Jacob does is up to him. I’m not writing this because I’m upset with Jacob at all, just thought I’d give my perspective.
Delivery matters a lot on how uncomfortable it makes me though
Yooooo
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I like how they didn't consider Ramen was targeting them bc Ramen remembers them
Except they did. Multiple times
Ggs, I was the koopa!
Day 514 of asking you guys to play Terraria
This isnt ernie gang
this video was a good reminder to get my hot girl MRI🫡 thanks alpharad platinum
day 8 of asking alpharad to play smack studio