Animal Crossing, but you HAVE to gamble

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @CaptainKiddYT
    @CaptainKiddYT 2 года назад +1454

    I should've brought my Resetti amiibo tbh

  • @Eragonnogare
    @Eragonnogare 2 года назад +1144

    A Skylanders series would absolutely be hype, game is hilarious both ironically and somewhat unironically lol.

    • @Kern_ing
      @Kern_ing 2 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @ace360driver
      @ace360driver 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @shivertron
      @shivertron 2 года назад +34

      Sky landers is my entire damn childhood

    • @kaedynnewberry4515
      @kaedynnewberry4515 2 года назад +8

      Also, Skylanders has buff DK.

    • @jurgenvlaar2754
      @jurgenvlaar2754 2 года назад +10

      I was like 11 years old when the skylanders hype was huge so I loved the game but my wallet didn't

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 2 года назад +638

    “Redd sells NFTs”
    “No he sells *fake* NFTs”
    So… NFTs

    • @TriforceZard
      @TriforceZard 2 года назад +70

      Shitty art that instead of being a part of the blockchain, it just installs a virus

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 2 года назад +49

      Selling stolen art for inflated values? That _is_ NFTs!

    • @WillM69
      @WillM69 2 года назад +1

      He sells on OpenSea :)

    • @rileydavidson180
      @rileydavidson180 2 года назад +16

      He right-click saves and then sells the image he right-click saved

    • @throwawaydetective9080
      @throwawaydetective9080 2 года назад

      Yeah true

  • @aidenvega6306
    @aidenvega6306 2 года назад +239

    I spent 3 years of my life addicted to skylanders. I’m ashamed now BUT will absolutely watch a skylanders series. I would give all 300+ figures I have and the games themselves to the Alpharad deluxe channel. Because I’ll get more value out of content then the $18.43 GameStop offered me for them all :’)

    • @NostalgicEditor
      @NostalgicEditor 2 года назад +19

      Same. Even though it’s main demographic is kids I don’t care the games are just legitimately fun. Wish I could play some Skystones right now. Only $18.43 is an insult, even my memories of the games are worth more than that. You just know GameStop would bag them separately for 4+ a piece lol

    • @rthanejehxbejws
      @rthanejehxbejws 2 года назад +17

      Legit message alpharad on Twitter

    • @aidenvega6306
      @aidenvega6306 2 года назад +9

      @@rthanejehxbejws dang I’ll get twitter asap then hahahaha!

    • @clonetrooper_1214
      @clonetrooper_1214 2 года назад +4

      Gimmick account that shit

  • @anthonylawless2156
    @anthonylawless2156 2 года назад +570

    I think we can all agree that Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival is the most Alpharad Deluxe game ever

  • @A_Peculiar_Imbecile
    @A_Peculiar_Imbecile 2 года назад +1345

    I don’t know if I should be proud of or concerned for myself for being able to see the thumbnail and title and think “oh, they’re playing Animal Crossing amiibo Festival.”

  • @BMANEVA
    @BMANEVA 2 года назад +593

    Honestly I think a Skylanders play through would be the funniest thing ever

    • @zhoubiden6003
      @zhoubiden6003 2 года назад +27

      Dude if u play the original u literally can’t skip ANY of the text trust me it’s not for them

    • @littletimmy6972
      @littletimmy6972 2 года назад +11

      Skylanders was my childhood and I would die happy if they did a series on it

    • @FlOotch
      @FlOotch 2 года назад +4

      So true

    • @greenhoppop
      @greenhoppop 2 года назад +11

      It would be even funnier if they spend hundreds on buying every Skylander as a joke

  • @frisolaxod3835
    @frisolaxod3835 2 года назад +189

    I like how Jo was losing all game then randomly got 75k, turned them into turnips and then sold them for 200k and won by a landslide.
    Really is Mario Party without agency

    • @ThatWontHurt
      @ThatWontHurt 2 года назад +26

      I patiently wait everyday for my alpharad deluxe upload, and sometimes the grace of god gives me a Mario party video. Better yet I was gifted an Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival video, and I look at the comments to find out that you have spoiled the video. Not only have you spoiled the video for everyone, but you’ve ruined my week. If you could see the dislikes on comments, me and my 100 alt accounts would have already ratioed you

    • @willdab34st23
      @willdab34st23 2 года назад +7

      Dog I was about to say spoilers and go on a rant about this but you’ve outdone me sir and I am sincerely in your debt🫡

    • @EnigmaLuigi
      @EnigmaLuigi 2 года назад +8

      why y'all looking at comments if you don't want to be spoiled. You're going to be spoiled if you look at comments.

    • @Reisen_Inaba
      @Reisen_Inaba 2 года назад +4

      I just don't look at the comments on spoilable games until I finish the video, and somehow the comments never spoil anything for me!

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 Месяц назад +2

      @@Reisen_Inaba dumbldore dies

  • @Bagel920
    @Bagel920 2 года назад +86

    This game did so much for me, I landed on a happy space and my depression immediately vanished. Sadly I landed on a sad space and it came back

  • @andrewc.7071
    @andrewc.7071 2 года назад +191

    I think this game is balanced, jome getting 75,000 bells off a random money space was just a good play.

    • @DaniParre
      @DaniParre 2 года назад +11

      jome;la jome?

    • @orignialname4983
      @orignialname4983 2 года назад +10

      *Jo

    • @JBRedux
      @JBRedux 2 года назад +1

      55:03 for anyone looking

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 2 года назад +1

      and that happening after him spending a bunch of time trying to throw just made it even better

    • @JBRedux
      @JBRedux Год назад

      I just came back to this video looking for this moment and completely forgot I made that comment, thanks past me

  • @tyler9039
    @tyler9039 2 года назад +338

    This reminds me of another game where dash makes a really funny joke about antiperspirant

    • @tyler9039
      @tyler9039 2 года назад +17

      @purple X thanks for sharing!

    • @LeftBootT
      @LeftBootT 2 года назад +11

      Finally. Antiperspirant

    • @gunnadahun
      @gunnadahun 2 года назад +4

      Finally, this comment is here

    • @EnigmaLuigi
      @EnigmaLuigi 2 года назад

      im sorry but what is the antiperspirant joke

    • @saladass6490
      @saladass6490 2 года назад +3

      @@EnigmaLuigi Funniest joke in the entire video

  • @_Ebag_
    @_Ebag_ 2 года назад +137

    Scott The Woz is gonna puke when he sees they're playing this.

    • @moongirl-d9h
      @moongirl-d9h 2 года назад +23

      this truly is the darkest age on nintendo

    • @Kern_ing
      @Kern_ing 2 года назад +19

      Hey y’all scott hee-AUGGHHHH

  • @yoshiwyatt2334
    @yoshiwyatt2334 2 года назад +17

    Shout out to the plane at 42:08 one of my favorite guest on this channel

  • @snappy8666
    @snappy8666 2 года назад +442

    can’t believe they’re playing the best animal crossing

  • @quinn8996
    @quinn8996 2 года назад +59

    I think it's funny that Brayden, who was sweating in a game or should be impossible to sweat in, lost, and Jo, who was actively trying to sabotage himself, won

  • @user-ey3jx2je4i
    @user-ey3jx2je4i 2 года назад +114

    dash's antiperspirant joke was the best joke in the episode again its so waird that they havent been able to beat it after so long

    • @skdg7867
      @skdg7867 2 года назад

      @Тhе Gаmе Shorts 🅥 what the fuck is this viewer bit

    • @williamhenderson5549
      @williamhenderson5549 2 года назад +2

      Shrunk, almost beat out dashs joke, but not quite

    • @aprettycoolname4839
      @aprettycoolname4839 2 года назад

      @@williamhenderson5549 please give me the video in which this bit started

    • @williamhenderson5549
      @williamhenderson5549 2 года назад

      @@aprettycoolname4839 it was a Mario party video on the split map

  • @alonso1075
    @alonso1075 2 года назад +214

    Braden: 15.75 inches
    Dash: 14.17 inches
    Alpha: 7.09 inches
    Jo: 3.94 inches

    • @LowProfile0247
      @LowProfile0247 2 года назад +13

      ..what is this referring to? (choose your answer carefully)

    • @alonso1075
      @alonso1075 2 года назад +55

      The measurements of the contest

    • @rthanejehxbejws
      @rthanejehxbejws 2 года назад +66

      @@alonso1075 no. They packing

    • @dogtown20
      @dogtown20 2 года назад +17

      @@alonso1075 the contest they had in the bathroom?

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 2 года назад +7

      @@rthanejehxbejws damn good for them. trans rights

  • @FerdinandvonAegir
    @FerdinandvonAegir 2 года назад +27

    42:05 - Shoutouts to that loud-ass airplane flying overhead in the recording.

  • @Textrosity
    @Textrosity 2 года назад +62

    I'm convinced every series they've "dropped" they actually finished but thought it'd be funnier to not release the whole thing.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 года назад +21

      They _have_ said there's a shitton of videos uploaded but not unprivated. Probably more they haven't even exported.

  • @osteostriga5561
    @osteostriga5561 2 года назад +144

    Please play slylanders. The main antagonist is literally a screaming child, it would be perfect for you guys

    • @Sophiaprobably
      @Sophiaprobably 2 года назад +12

      Thank you Osteo Striga. The 600 RPM Exotic Submachine Gun from Destiny 2: The Witch Queen. Which comes with the Deluxe Edition along with its ornament Brilliant Bloom.

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 2 года назад +26

      And he’s bald

    • @midorinblue3639
      @midorinblue3639 2 года назад +14

      AND HE'S BALD

  • @clong1641
    @clong1641 2 года назад +69

    I can't believe Shrunk's antiperspirant joke was the best joke this video.

  • @shrilleth
    @shrilleth 2 года назад +64

    The “no uploads for 9 days into Amiibo Festival” is a true combo

  • @the_exxtra1425
    @the_exxtra1425 2 года назад +26

    I just got PTSD about how diary of a wimpy kid instilled me a bad habit for one birthday where I shook the birthday cards for the money, not understanding how rude that is

  • @yggdrasilsaltar
    @yggdrasilsaltar 2 года назад +57

    i genuinely think a switch port of this game with actual gameplay features would be interesting to torture your friends with

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 года назад +2

      If they unlocked the characters sure

  • @addison7764
    @addison7764 2 года назад +25

    Best podcast to listen to while working a part time minimum wage dishwashing job while stressing out about college finals :)

  • @Gazpachooo1
    @Gazpachooo1 2 года назад +82

    I thought for a minute they were going to continue their Animal Crossing playthrough. Luckily alpharad and Joe are playing a real video game

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 2 года назад

      whos joe

    • @ElariaFlori
      @ElariaFlori 2 года назад

      @@paxgallery6646 Jo the Denny's Manager at my local ohio

    • @Gazpachooo1
      @Gazpachooo1 2 года назад

      @@paxgallery6646 karate Joe from Rhythm Heaven

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 2 года назад

      @@ElariaFlori Th- this person spelled Jo wrong, that's what I was getting at

    • @ElariaFlori
      @ElariaFlori 2 года назад +1

      @@paxgallery6646 I know, just like how Jo the Denny's manager at my local ohio has his nametag misspelled.

  • @brodun_
    @brodun_ 2 года назад +15

    LET'S GOOOOOOO GAMBLING

  • @orangefroot
    @orangefroot 2 года назад +8

    3:28 WAIT WTF THIS WAS RECORDED IN 2022? I didnt think I'd see non-backlog till at least the fall

    • @Enderladss
      @Enderladss 2 года назад

      Rob episode wasn’t backlog they talked about how good the jawsh video did

  • @RealJabi
    @RealJabi 2 года назад +36

    This episode shows why Jo is the smartest, coolest, richest, least happiest, 0 turnips.

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 2 года назад +32

    So I have a question:
    Is it just a coincidence that Jo was randomly given a million dollars while he was trying to lose on purpose, or does this work off Mario Kart rules where last place gets power items and sandbagging is actually a valid strategy?

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno2522 2 года назад +17

    Man this Braden guy seems cool, I bet he'd have some good advice about Pokemon type matchups

  • @sielklavar
    @sielklavar 2 года назад +16

    As a fellow Braden from Oklahoma, I can confirm I did not know about our Amiibo Festival scene

  • @ilymayax
    @ilymayax 2 года назад +4

    As someone who just got put on antidepressants, I wish I would’ve known I could have just played Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival to make it all disappear. Thanks Alpharad Deluxe

  • @ElariaFlori
    @ElariaFlori 2 года назад +9

    This video is a great way to avoid thinking about my crippling pokemon fire red casino gambling addiction.

  • @mudkipfan2585
    @mudkipfan2585 2 года назад +32

    The gambling addict in me wouldn't let me pass up this video

  • @themerfox
    @themerfox 2 года назад +9

    I unironically hope we get more Amiibo Festival content

  • @joshuabowman4702
    @joshuabowman4702 2 года назад +1

    Yooooooo dash reading tails gets trolled! I really enjoy that series. A saucy secret is that the main Page has a different logo every time you go to it and whenever you reload the page

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 2 года назад +4

    1:10:42 Dr. Shrunk about to enter his Joker arc.

  • @Prometheus1464
    @Prometheus1464 2 года назад +8

    Who knew I could just stop being depressed. Thanks Game Grumps

  • @Kim-Pine
    @Kim-Pine 2 года назад +9

    I can't believe they gave us the next part of Animal Crossing and a new Mario Party episode, AT ONCE!

  • @CK_123
    @CK_123 2 года назад +8

    Honestly I really enjoyed this, wouldn’t be opposed to more of this game

  • @monterraythehomeless
    @monterraythehomeless 2 года назад +2

    Oh wait, I thought this was new horizons content, was still gonna watch but THIS. Didn't realize I was waiting for this

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat 2 года назад +2

    I bought this game brand new with the amiibo for $5. I can only imagine that Nintendo wanted to keep the cost low in order to make sure that everyone got to experience this all-time classic!

  • @Marabcd315
    @Marabcd315 2 года назад +6

    "we could really draw this video out if we read every single dialogue box"
    **looks at length of video**
    gee I wonder

    • @PACAD318
      @PACAD318 2 года назад

      The game did say a 4 person match takes that long.

  • @heinz6199
    @heinz6199 2 года назад +13

    Sincerely, thank you for the upload Mr. Deluxe. Had a very interesting and upsetting weekend and will enjoy the video.

    • @ninjamagic004
      @ninjamagic004 2 года назад +1

      @MixMaster G in the Alpharad Deluxe community even the human commenters are bots

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 года назад +18

    Did you know: if you combine "Animal Crossing" and "gambling" you get "not fun"?

    • @TheeeSogg
      @TheeeSogg 2 года назад +1

      Cringe, unbased, ratio, anima profile pic

    • @RandomUser11170
      @RandomUser11170 2 года назад +10

      @@TheeeSogg Thanks for sharing!

    • @Kern_ing
      @Kern_ing 2 года назад +3

      It’s more stock exchange than gambling

    • @MaruIsAlone
      @MaruIsAlone 2 года назад +1

      wdym, don't you remember that time Mario teached us how gambling is FUN?

    • @Retro_Static
      @Retro_Static 2 года назад +5

      You can’t spell “not fun” without n, f and t

  • @TheGarfield0
    @TheGarfield0 2 года назад +3

    Joan is pronounced 'joe-n'. The pun is her name is often referred to as Sow Joan, which is referring to Dow Jones which is a stock index

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 2 года назад +10

    They are going to slowly spiral into insanity playing this game

  • @macmonkeyhat
    @macmonkeyhat 2 года назад +14

    Am I going crazy or did they just upload a Kirby video and then immediately unlist it

    • @toadfan5019
      @toadfan5019 2 года назад +2

      yeah that just happened

    • @toggoteh
      @toggoteh 2 года назад +6

      literally 1984

  • @nicorobin3691
    @nicorobin3691 2 года назад +2

    OMFG (Oh My Family is Great) I have been waiting since before Corvid to get another Mario Party video from you guys! I love Joe so much! When I fall to sleep at night I think about him and him wearing glasses but I can only do this if I have an Alpharad Digimon Mario Party lets play episode fifthteen running in the background. This is such a treat! I'm tucking myself in right now, let's sleep now my little joey.

    • @shinnyboppers9802
      @shinnyboppers9802 2 года назад

      I think you're doing too much trolling nico robin

    • @Xetaas
      @Xetaas 2 года назад

      Thanks for sharing!

    • @nicorobin3691
      @nicorobin3691 2 года назад +1

      @@shinnyboppers9802 Need to change up my game. *thinking emogee*

  • @Fliprez
    @Fliprez 2 года назад +2

    Play one piece pirates carnival. I have never seen a game more perfect for this channel

  • @kaycan6361
    @kaycan6361 2 года назад +2

    I love that gamble is in the title, so I keep getting ads for the Minnesota Lottery. Thanks ad sense.

  • @duckified.
    @duckified. 2 года назад +1

    40:40 i love how he makes this exact same joke in one of his recent videos with zelda mains

  • @aemzso
    @aemzso 2 года назад +3

    Kirby died so naked K.K. Slider could live

  • @kaitlynslade4661
    @kaitlynslade4661 2 года назад +1

    there's nothing quite like hearing 3 youtubers say "hi katie" and bein like "wait what?"

  • @phoenixwhiler943
    @phoenixwhiler943 2 года назад +9

    THEY'RE SO WHOLESOME THEY DELETED THEIR KIRBY VIDEO

  • @MDClips2464
    @MDClips2464 2 года назад +1

    49:12, "I thought I had 40 turnips" - man who just sold 50 turnips

  • @JT-bl7wy
    @JT-bl7wy 2 года назад +2

    Can't wait for the Chibi Robo ziplash/Mario Tennis ultra smash playthrough

  • @The_Uncommon_Cole
    @The_Uncommon_Cole 2 года назад +1

    Only just got here. I’ve been waiting so long for Jacob and co to play Gex. Thank God it’s finally happening

  • @remosist
    @remosist 2 года назад +7

    only real fans remember when today's video was almost kirby

  • @richardqustmrk
    @richardqustmrk 2 года назад +4

    I want to see the competitive Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival plays

  • @KJ-zi9el
    @KJ-zi9el 2 года назад +6

    I think Scott the Woz will like this episode

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 2 года назад +1

    I’m reading Tails Gets Trolled and so far my favourite arc is the part with the Neutrals. Wile E. Coyote is such a badass

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +1

    Skylanders is legitimately in my top 5 game series.
    I have so fucking many, and I wasted so much money.
    *that being said I wouldn’t trade those memories for anything and I WILL fight you.*

  • @lg3nda3ryslay3r
    @lg3nda3ryslay3r 2 года назад +5

    after watching this video I have learned being depressed is a choice

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon 2 года назад +2

    the fact the video is an hour long and that they're saying "jo you are... Dash you are..." is reminding me of the video "Toad suffers" and I know they wouldn't recycle bits but I'm scared.

  • @oogway1156
    @oogway1156 2 года назад +1

    "MonEy CAn'T bUY hAPpINEss" yeah it can we can buy happiness points.

    • @oogway1156
      @oogway1156 2 года назад

      also fyi bells are more like yen than the us dollar, so he only bet about 4 bucks on the staring contest.

  • @FyreCh
    @FyreCh 2 года назад +1

    Dash acting like people never got excited about froggy chair.

  • @franrib
    @franrib 2 года назад +7

    I knew IMMEDIATELY that this would be amiibo festival

  • @kendrickloo2929
    @kendrickloo2929 2 года назад +2

    54:55 for when the money space goes wild.

  • @dugby4027
    @dugby4027 2 года назад +4

    This is the greatest game ever created and shoutout to dash for playing digby dog hes very underrated

  • @richardwalp5071
    @richardwalp5071 2 года назад +5

    Huh I wonder if they have gamer mode on their tv, hope they remember that for kirby

  • @user-the.
    @user-the. 2 года назад +6

    Dhakota is sounding a bit different nowadays

  • @AidenPremium
    @AidenPremium 2 года назад

    Amazing, absolutely phenomenal. I never thought in a million years that Alpharad Deluxe would reference my favorite game of all time, Lego Universe

  • @aurnknight2813
    @aurnknight2813 2 года назад

    40 mins in my eyes glazed over and I completely forgot this was not just a podcast

  • @purpleisdebeste
    @purpleisdebeste 2 года назад +1

    If you land on an unhappy space you get turtlenecked

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 2 года назад +1

    32:32 I guess Braiden could say Redd put him… _in the red_

  • @RobinSpellbinder04
    @RobinSpellbinder04 2 года назад +3

    Love these very daily uploads!

  • @JTIngram
    @JTIngram 2 года назад

    ::Switches in Onix::
    ::One shot::
    What did I say Brayden?!? I'm never listening to you again!
    One year later we have turnip based bullying. You are avenged Mewtwo.

  • @the_untitled__
    @the_untitled__ 2 года назад +1

    Can confirm, as someone who currently lives in Oklahoma, there is no Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival scene in Oklahoma

  • @danny-mate
    @danny-mate 2 года назад

    I know far more about the golden age of piracy than I do RUclips, so it genuinely fucks me up every time they say Captain Kidd

  • @arin4395
    @arin4395 Год назад

    nothing beats grown men playing animal crossing amiibo festival . great stuff seriously

  • @Ijeoma911
    @Ijeoma911 2 года назад

    I'm proud you guys are still uploading this video

  • @scarlet7960
    @scarlet7960 2 года назад +3

    "wait... Gambling is optional?!?!"

  • @evilded2
    @evilded2 2 года назад +3

    Where did Kirby go... :(

  • @deltawind.
    @deltawind. 2 года назад

    After watching all of Scott the Woz’s uploads around 5 times now, this truly is a milk moment.

  • @dutssz
    @dutssz 2 года назад

    this was one of those videos were I really wanted the guest to win, but lady luck and peer pressure strikes again. poor Kidd

  • @Laroyy
    @Laroyy 2 года назад +1

    I don't know why i really enjoyed watching this.

  • @Scaeo4ds
    @Scaeo4ds 2 года назад +2

    fuck yeah, video uploaded less than a minute ago and I've got an hour or two to spare, life is good

  • @mikeag5662
    @mikeag5662 2 года назад +1

    46:45
    Dash is just in his Joker Arc

  • @jacksonpekny431
    @jacksonpekny431 2 года назад

    for what it's worth, bells are more analogous to yen than usd. when it says "100 bells" it really means like "one dollar"

  • @mysticrainbowdragon
    @mysticrainbowdragon 2 года назад +1

    21:06 the way they misheard dash hurt

  • @ikapati
    @ikapati 2 года назад +1

    i’m an oklahoman i would love to join the abiibo festival scene

  • @skdg7867
    @skdg7867 2 года назад +2

    They're pretending they're back but we all know they will leave in max a week

    • @stevo8254
      @stevo8254 2 года назад

      Who is max and why is he weak?

    • @skdg7867
      @skdg7867 2 года назад

      @@stevo8254 my dead father

  • @bluefiregamingandcards
    @bluefiregamingandcards 2 года назад +1

    Yeah!!!! I’ve been waiting for you guys to play Gex.

  • @kirby1255
    @kirby1255 2 года назад +2

    Saw a Kirby video notification from here so I came to watch it but it got instantly privated so guess I'm watching this now

  • @throwawaydetective9080
    @throwawaydetective9080 2 года назад +3

    I want them to play this on Braden’s WIIU

  • @SakuraAce
    @SakuraAce 2 года назад +1

    Me seeing the title: No shot it’s amiibo festival
    Opens the video*
    Me: OH SHIT.

  • @hlocne
    @hlocne 2 года назад +2

    Why did they test shampoo on Dash? He's bald!

  • @sans2351
    @sans2351 2 года назад

    Nothing made me happier in this episode than Dash’s antiperspirant joke