Did you know: if you combine "Alpharad" and "his worst characters", you get "An hour long episode of The Bald Podcast woohoo welcome back to the Bald Podcast!"?
I commented about it on the last video and I got ratioed, the truth is out there keep searching and you may one day find the secret of Dash's antiperspirant joke
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 11th, 2022) is now 36:30:59, or 2190.98 minutes. 2190.98 minutes equals 91.29 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. We are about 3½ hours away from hitting 100 anime episodes worth of Elite Smash and I really hope that we actually get there with the characters that remain, especially since I really like the long episodes the most.
@@JoelTheParrot More than likely. Going off the Robin/Corrin episode (which seems to be the latest one in "canon" order) there's 7 characters left on screen and 3 characters that Jacob will realize that he didn't unlock (Dr. Mario, Palutena, and Bowser Jr.) Even if he just leaves off the last 3 characters anyways, if the other 7 take 30 minutes each, Elite Smash will at least hit the Kirby mark.
Dash's antiperspirant joke hit so hard that it gave Jacob the power to get his worst characters into elite smash. Anyone who denies that it was the best part of the episode is lying to themselves
15:55 I have nothing but respect for someone who can win a 2v1 with a massive stock deficit like that. Also nothing but respect for a suicidal snake knowing not to be stingy with his stocks for the sake of a play. It was such a respectful match, I'mma watch it again.
The most interesting parts about baseball are either when they aren't playing baseball or they do the most slapstick-ass "but not technically against the rules" kind of shit. There's a few clips that circle the internet every now and then of professional baseball games, I'm going to describe them to the best of my ability, chances are most people have probably seen them: - That one where that guy, I think he's a pitcher, has a praying mantis on his cap most of the game and he's calling out shots to the mantis. - The one where a stray cat sneaks onto the field and finds his way up to where the lights are - There's like an interview going on and a ball just careens towards the guy getting interviewed, he's not facing the people practicing, you can see it happen in the background, he whips around and catches the ball while he's talking to the reporter people. - That one where a bird flew right in the middle of a pitch and got absolutely vaporized. - This guy (I think his nickname is "the wizard" or something; Magi maybe?) pulls some kind of three stooges bullshit and makes a full run while the other team is going back and forth trying to tag him out. - There's some pic of everyone laying down on the field because there was a bee. - Some guy sitting on the sides getting caps stacked on him like he's in a TF2 server; there's just a lot of clips where they're just stacking stuff on top of each other and goofing around, real "boys will be boys" kind of stuff. - This clip of a security guard getting in a dance-off with a muppet looking-ass mascot. - This isn't a clip, more like I learned it from a clip, but the Dutch word for baseball is called "honkball", a base is a honk. This is more of a dragging of the Dutch language, but I still think it's funny.
my computer fucking crashed at 48:18, right on the zoom-in with Joe's laugh brokenly looping. I dont think the rest of the video can top that pure comedy
Thanks guys for almost brainless content that can get a giggle out of me, I'm not doin great, depression is beating my ass rn but an hour or two of y'all at least pushes back the sad a little.
Jacob started out this episode saying mega man is his worst character in smash ultimate. By the end he learned how to play the sickest mega man I’ve ever seen.
@@zGoldenHawk You can't just blame it on Alpharad what about Deluxe? They haven't done shit for the channel but they still get their name on the channel.
I can explain the "Easter off" thing It's called Spring Break in some school districts, but in general it's either the week leading up to Easter or the week after Easter
Idk if a love for baseball can be manufactured, but having a lifelong attachment to one team and having games on even just as background noise makes me so happy.
I never got invited to things as a kid so the birthday joke made me kind of sad but then they started talking about macro falco and that made me feel happy
I, an anonamous viewer, will watch one(1) golf video from the Alpharad Delux RUclips™Channel on the conditions that said video contains no fewer than two(2) antipersperant jokes from Dashal (Altrive) Lastname, no fewer than seventeen(17) complaints from Josh (Jawsh) Allen (negotiable), and at least one(1) so called "Icarus moments" from Jacob (Alpharad) Rabon IV. Those are the terms and it is our hope that the Alpharad Delux team will find them acceptable.
I knew I was in for a good video when I heard Jacob and Jo just losing it at Dash just saying “Baseball does not get enough shit” less than three minutes in
As someone who has spent a sad amount of time fighting cpus, that lucas was a cpu. Cpu lucks loves upsmash, bad up bs, and all ai do the bas double jump then airodge in The bad fs angle was strange, but I wouldn't put it past a lower level cpu
Did you know: every Sora in the eco system will always land with an aerial. Sora will never tomahawk so he is very shield grabbable. That and his down air can auto cancel if he’s high enough
Bro i got a beer ad that involved golfing just before this video started so i completely tuned them out when after i heard the word gold for like a minute thinking it was just the ad
Baseball is not meant to be watched. You either play it or you use it as an excuse to go get drunk on Miller Lites and throw up on the person in front of you in the 5th inning
29:00 In mexico easter is called "Semana santa"(Holy week) where the entire week easter lands on and sometimes the one after that too is a holiday. So those discord members might have been from mexico
Jo learning how quitting out of matches working is one of the best realization moments ever Because no matter how long I get timed out for, if I'm fighting a Sora or tryhard Fox, I immediately quit
There's an actual set of cards in Yugioh called "Flower Cardians" that are based on Hanafuda- which is the same game that the Nintendo playing cards are made for. Absolutely insane reference here by Dash, it's almost as funny as his antiperspirant joke.
My favourite youtube rabbit holes are the ones where you get to watch a beloved animal get mauled by another animal. Like this video of these two straight dogs trying to climb out of a lake but before the other one gets out he gets clamped by a crocodile.
Jacob's niche knowledge of ssbu meta is one of my favorite parts of this series. it's very vindicating for a successful LA youtube personality to pull out "oh yeah shulk can hit the use monado in hit stun with final smash meter :)"
bro yom kippur explained as “the day where you don’t eat for 24 hours” is the most accurate description. I have been jewish all of my life and I still don’t know any other parts to the holiday
I'd watch a minute of Dash hitting a golf ball into the water and saying that the game lagged, then pack his tennis rackets and go home
This is unironically my favourite comment now
I just thought wtf and I love that
@just i c e MISS!
@@wozaow HIT!
@just i c e HIT BUT AD!
Did you know: if you combine "Alpharad" and "his worst characters", you get "An hour long episode of The Bald Podcast woohoo welcome back to the Bald Podcast!"?
Shut up
My favorite part of the Bald Podcast is when Dash says his Antiperspirant joke
My favorite part is hearing Josh’s latest complaint
YOOOOOO
who's alpharad
Nobody else is mentioning it but holy shit that 2v1 clutch was insane.
Classic Alpharad W
we gonna ignore him losing to that wolf with like 140 hp to his 40
@@jacksonsmith2955 icarus moment, its excusable
@@drakonxmustar he was too close to the sun
Now, he will try.
I just joined this channel a few days ago, but I have to say its really gone downhill since this Alpharad guy joined the rest of the guys
I can’t believe the entire fan base agreed to ignore the fact that these episodes are out of order. Just shows the mentality of the community.
I commented about it on the last video and I got ratioed, the truth is out there keep searching and you may one day find the secret of Dash's antiperspirant joke
What do you mean by out of order? The videos are being released in chronological order of when they recorded them. Do you mean alphabetical order?
I ain't watching them in order either
@@TeslanPunk in the playlist jo made they're out of order. And sometimes certain recordings can get published before others
Using playlists is weakness. Real fans scroll through recent uploads
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 11th, 2022) is now 36:30:59, or 2190.98 minutes.
2190.98 minutes equals 91.29 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. We are about 3½ hours away from hitting 100 anime episodes worth of Elite Smash and I really hope that we actually get there with the characters that remain, especially since I really like the long episodes the most.
@just i c e miss
Whoa, it's gonna be longer than Kirby Right Back at Ya?
@@JoelTheParrot More than likely. Going off the Robin/Corrin episode (which seems to be the latest one in "canon" order) there's 7 characters left on screen and 3 characters that Jacob will realize that he didn't unlock (Dr. Mario, Palutena, and Bowser Jr.)
Even if he just leaves off the last 3 characters anyways, if the other 7 take 30 minutes each, Elite Smash will at least hit the Kirby mark.
@@icarusmarioFAN This is so crazy
Also nice job on stastical collection and analysis =)
@@JoelTheParrot I just like spending time doing stuff like this
26:38 When they "start a new episode" their comedy literally like resets. lol
true 🙂
I appreciate the 26 minute intro to the episode. Classic based Alpharad Deluxe content imo
im so down to watch a single golf video from this channel. only one though, no more, no less
im so down to watch Dash miss the ball completely, eventually get a double bogey and shout "YES". just one clip of that is enough
Golf Let’s Play episode 1
@JHONNY Miss
Being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe is the same as being a mega fan of YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG
Did you know: if you combine “Alpha” and “his worst characters” you get “A Mid Tier with an Icarus Complex”
certified BK_Blue_22 moment
@@wozaow lol
Dash's antiperspirant joke hit so hard that it gave Jacob the power to get his worst characters into elite smash. Anyone who denies that it was the best part of the episode is lying to themselves
@JHONNY Miss
They have brought up the Hydra parts in Brawl multiple times now, which is quite curious considering that the Hydra parts aren't in Brawl
It has to just be some long con gaslighting on the audience, there’s no way all 3 just accept that as reality no questions asked, lmao.
Dragoon parts. That's probably what it is
@@FishwicksREAL It's not though, they explicitly say that both the Dragoon parts and Hydra parts are in Brawl
@@EthanGrantC oh yeah no it's gaslighting
"I'm not as good as I used to be"
*proceeds to take 4 stocks in a 2v1 with only 1 stock left*
"I'm not as good as I used to be.... I'm better."
15:55 I have nothing but respect for someone who can win a 2v1 with a massive stock deficit like that. Also nothing but respect for a suicidal snake knowing not to be stingy with his stocks for the sake of a play. It was such a respectful match, I'mma watch it again.
Just the raw drop of Falco fucking buildings was not something I expected to hear has breached containment. I must speak with the council.
That daisy game was almost as good as Dash's antiperspirant joke, epic game Jacob!
Real shit tho holy fuck how the hell did you win that
1:13:55 Jo correctly predicts the day that this video goes up and Dash just shuts him down. What a good friend
I like that when talking about fish, Altrive says “it was like THIS BIG” and he **knows** we can all see how big the fish is
The most interesting parts about baseball are either when they aren't playing baseball or they do the most slapstick-ass "but not technically against the rules" kind of shit. There's a few clips that circle the internet every now and then of professional baseball games, I'm going to describe them to the best of my ability, chances are most people have probably seen them:
- That one where that guy, I think he's a pitcher, has a praying mantis on his cap most of the game and he's calling out shots to the mantis.
- The one where a stray cat sneaks onto the field and finds his way up to where the lights are
- There's like an interview going on and a ball just careens towards the guy getting interviewed, he's not facing the people practicing, you can see it happen in the background, he whips around and catches the ball while he's talking to the reporter people.
- That one where a bird flew right in the middle of a pitch and got absolutely vaporized.
- This guy (I think his nickname is "the wizard" or something; Magi maybe?) pulls some kind of three stooges bullshit and makes a full run while the other team is going back and forth trying to tag him out.
- There's some pic of everyone laying down on the field because there was a bee.
- Some guy sitting on the sides getting caps stacked on him like he's in a TF2 server; there's just a lot of clips where they're just stacking stuff on top of each other and goofing around, real "boys will be boys" kind of stuff.
- This clip of a security guard getting in a dance-off with a muppet looking-ass mascot.
- This isn't a clip, more like I learned it from a clip, but the Dutch word for baseball is called "honkball", a base is a honk. This is more of a dragging of the Dutch language, but I still think it's funny.
Goes to show when the most interesting clips of your sport are all moments that don't include your sport
Then there’s the time a bird flew in front of the pitcher and got absolutely nailed by the ball.
The “interview” you are talking about is a scripted ad btw.
"This ball is long gone, just like the ex girlfriend who will never return! Home run!"
honestly if they made this into an actual series it would be pretty cool
I wonder when they're gonna realize they don't have Bowser Jr unlocked
My main has been forgotten
my computer fucking crashed at 48:18, right on the zoom-in with Joe's laugh brokenly looping. I dont think the rest of the video can top that pure comedy
This is a hole-in-two tier channel
Okay, I watched his peach and thought: "I know he can play her better" and god I'm so glad I was right, what was that 2v1 clutch
that daisy clutch was almost as awesome as dash's antiperspirant joke
17:43 best 1v2 I've ever seen, 1 stock versus 4 no less
31:38
"Hey guys we know you tried for years to get the same rights and go to the same schools, so for tomorrow, you don't have to come to school!"
Hit idea: Jacob plays golf with his friends, but they play with anything besides golf clubs and the winner gets a golf club
Thanks guys for almost brainless content that can get a giggle out of me, I'm not doin great, depression is beating my ass rn but an hour or two of y'all at least pushes back the sad a little.
I’m surprised there aren’t more comments about that 2v1 clutch at 17:49
that was just gaming in its purest form
49:16 holy fuck that Kazuya finish was INCREDIBLE.
Jacob started out this episode saying mega man is his worst character in smash ultimate. By the end he learned how to play the sickest mega man I’ve ever seen.
That last daisy game.... One of the best games I've ever seen Jacob play ever. What a GOAT!
I can't wait for "I played golf so you don't have to"
Could you guys please stop interrupting Dash? I see this a lot and I wanted to call it out. He's way smarter than both of you.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Perfection.
Spittin straight facts
i literally feel the exact same... can't believe Mr alpherad did this...
@@zGoldenHawk You can't just blame it on Alpharad what about Deluxe? They haven't done shit for the channel but they still get their name on the channel.
@@atwistedb because deluxe is deluxe, obviously
If the Lucina SD’d then it would’ve been a perfect play but the snake SDing at 13 isn’t the brightest use
10:12 The crazier thing is that Dash is fl*pping wrong. Mario was invented _92 years_ into the company’s existence
I can explain the "Easter off" thing
It's called Spring Break in some school districts, but in general it's either the week leading up to Easter or the week after Easter
Idk if a love for baseball can be manufactured, but having a lifelong attachment to one team and having games on even just as background noise makes me so happy.
I would unironically watch a 6 hour video of Jacob, Jo, and Dash playing golf
I never got invited to things as a kid so the birthday joke made me kind of sad but then they started talking about macro falco and that made me feel happy
I have never watched this episode sober
i mean, y'all could literally do whatever and i'd watch it. so yeah go for it. golf it up
This is a great episode of Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U
Unironically insane comeback.
I was going to watch Scott the Woz, but Mr. Deluxe provided 😂
an hour of alpharad deluxe is way cooler than a switch retrospective
But Mr. Woz edits his videos therefore he's inferior.
I, an anonamous viewer, will watch one(1) golf video from the Alpharad Delux RUclips™Channel on the conditions that said video contains no fewer than two(2) antipersperant jokes from Dashal (Altrive) Lastname, no fewer than seventeen(17) complaints from Josh (Jawsh) Allen (negotiable), and at least one(1) so called "Icarus moments" from Jacob (Alpharad) Rabon IV.
Those are the terms and it is our hope that the Alpharad Delux team will find them acceptable.
Also, at least one (1) person must say hello to Jo Lastname
the daisy clutch game was actually some of the best play i’ve seen in awhile wtf
He's been trying to get his worst Characters in all series
Why was this linked to in my student's essay citations?
You guys make amazing content no matter what you do. I'd watch do just about anything, golf included.
That was actually an insane duck from the CPU at 21:11. Surprised they didn’t react to it.
Basically, nice clutch. And really funny jokes. 10/10 episode so far.
We get 2 weeks of for easter in Ireland. Its aptly called easter break.
Do y’all also get a separate spring break?
Has Alphard Deluxe not noticed they haven't even unlocked all the characters? They are still missing Doc, Palutena, and Bowser Jr.
If alpharad deluxe posts a golfing video i will literally shit my pants
No dont do that
I knew I was in for a good video when I heard Jacob and Jo just losing it at Dash just saying “Baseball does not get enough shit” less than three minutes in
19:05 THIS FIGHT, my god I was on the edge of my seat near the end. Bravo, goddamn!
As someone who has spent a sad amount of time fighting cpus, that lucas was a cpu.
Cpu lucks loves upsmash, bad up bs, and all ai do the bas double jump then airodge in
The bad fs angle was strange, but I wouldn't put it past a lower level cpu
0:01 I work at an actual golf course that has a par 3 only 9 holes.
I unirnonically agree with Dash's baseball statement. Cricket is more my game...
"Yosemite is north of LA"
There's so much to say about this statement
Did you know: every Sora in the eco system will always land with an aerial. Sora will never tomahawk so he is very shield grabbable. That and his down air can auto cancel if he’s high enough
no shot he says that baseball is boring after praising *golf.*
About the Easter thing: Here in Norway, we get the entire week of Easter off. The week that the actual Easter sunday falls on obviously.
Bro i got a beer ad that involved golfing just before this video started so i completely tuned them out when after i heard the word gold for like a minute thinking it was just the ad
At Catholic High School we get the entirety of Holy Week (the week before Easter) off. We also get the Monday after off.
I just noticed that every smash video exposes when they recorded in the lower right corner on the character select screen
I'd fr watch y'all play golf, sounds funny.
I enjoy every time Jo re-learns that quitting out makes the other person just not gain GSP
Baseball is not meant to be watched. You either play it or you use it as an excuse to go get drunk on Miller Lites and throw up on the person in front of you in the 5th inning
Weirdly enough this talk about confidence and respecting your opponent and your options just seemed so genuine and true
29:00 In mexico easter is called "Semana santa"(Holy week) where the entire week easter lands on and sometimes the one after that too is a holiday. So those discord members might have been from mexico
the best part about the Pokemon Trainer Bread fight was that he thought Jacob was going to let him take a stock back after the whirly game. Geeked
"Mario Golf irl" but it's just the 3 of you golfing in overalls
That Daisy 2v1 was insane. Literally on the edge of my seat.
So fun fact, with the Sora release they actually fixed hazzards on Yoshi Story so that the shy guys DON'T bring fruit if items are turned off.
These are my favorite balds on the platform. Thank god they don’t have hair
Yeah typically in Southern California at least primary school districts will give either the week leading up to or the week directly after Easter off.
Jo learning how quitting out of matches working is one of the best realization moments ever
Because no matter how long I get timed out for, if I'm fighting a Sora or tryhard Fox, I immediately quit
Clearly Daisy is this channel's smash main. She starts off every battle by screaming "YOOOOOO"
Where I went, Spring Break was either centered around, started with, or ended with Easter.
There's an actual set of cards in Yugioh called "Flower Cardians" that are based on Hanafuda- which is the same game that the Nintendo playing cards are made for. Absolutely insane reference here by Dash, it's almost as funny as his antiperspirant joke.
Dash's baseball joke was the funniest joke in this video.
Hey Jacob, just want to say thanks for getting me to play megaman. You made him look fun to play and he is.
My favourite youtube rabbit holes are the ones where you get to watch a beloved animal get mauled by another animal. Like this video of these two straight dogs trying to climb out of a lake but before the other one gets out he gets clamped by a crocodile.
The Windows background is outside of Spokane in Washington. It's called the Rolling Palouse
That doubles turnaround was nuts for real
I hate the fact that I don't know if them getting into golf is an advance bit or not, and I'm here for it
jo learning what yosemite is in real time is the most beautiful thing I've heard
Jacob's niche knowledge of ssbu meta is one of my favorite parts of this series. it's very vindicating for a successful LA youtube personality to pull out "oh yeah shulk can hit the use monado in hit stun with final smash meter :)"
bro yom kippur explained as “the day where you don’t eat for 24 hours” is the most accurate description. I have been jewish all of my life and I still don’t know any other parts to the holiday
actually a banger episode, I haven't enjoyed one of those videos like this one in so long
Oopsie Daisy, you made this episode an hour long.
"The thing about baseball is that it's just ads."
RUclips ad plays
mini golf on this channel would actually be hype. there's some courses with really infuriating hole designs that would be funny
In Sm4sh, you just didn't get a score for killing assist trophies. But you got a score for killing Ridley
Always funny when Jo asks a question about smash and Jacob just tells him something wrong
that 1v2 w/ 1v4 stocks was not just the most earned Jacob's ever had
it was the most earned ANYONE's ever had, holy
The giant Falco porn is commissioned by Togepi1125, who is a brain surgeon, I believe. He's kind of a legend in the furry art community.
I tried looking for the image of Falco raw dogging a building but there's three pages of this shit