"If you check the front door there's chipotle" "Yo if there's a Mexican coke?" "Aw no I didn't order any I'm sorry" "No it's okay I ordered some" This exchange got me so good.
I don’t know I think it’s more wholesome when they’re just talking about some random shit while Jacob is getting “real life upset” and he finally breaks
My new favorite bit is that Jo has evolved from "I skipped through all the cutscenes in KH3 and called it a Blind Speedrun" to "Yeah you can tell the difference between Roxas and Ventus cuz the Keyblades are different and he's not wearing the same necklace and is way more awesome. But I hate Kingdom Hearts."
I can't believe they went through multiple sentences in which the main topic of conversation was spoons and Dash did not once mention comically large spoons. Quite frankly, I feel betrayed and disgusted by his behavior
After blopp wins a match as Dedede, we see he has 10.3 million GSP, just shy of the 10.4 that Jacob estimates is necessary to reach elite smash. blopp returns 12 minutes later now playing as Donkey Kong. Thus we can conclude that blopp got Dedede into elite smash and moved on to his next character, meaning he got more characters into elite smash in this video than Jacob did.
It's kinda cocky for Alpharad to throw for content; one might even say it's flying a little too close to the sun. However I'm happy he did so because now we get this wholesome content :)
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 23rd, 2022) is now 41:11:45, or 2471.75 minutes. 2471.75 minutes equals 102.98 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. It's been weeks since I've watched anime. Been too busy keeping up with Elite Smash.
Maybe you haven't heard the news but unfortunately, Alpharad left the channel. It's sad to see, but Jacob Deluxe is a worthy successor to the internet legend... Alpharad will be missed.
I love Jo’s face, it’s so incredibly Slavic. I’ve studied physical anthropology and this is going to sound creepy but he has a very cool facial bone structure, I would love to see his skull.
Hey Alpharad Deluxe, at 41:38 when Jo asks what's going on it is Ness using his final smash, but he is angling it which might be confusing for new players :)
As of the end of this video, the following characters still remain out of Elite Smash: Ness Dr. Mario (Not Unlocked) Pokemon Trainer Palutena (Not Unlocked) Bowser Jr. (Not Unlocked)
The only thing I can really think of is that you're sleeping on Charizard's neutral B. That can really rack up damage, especially in Free For All since you can hit multiple opponents with it, and in teams it stuns the opponent and your teammate can get in a good attack while they're stunned.
Alpharad Deluxe should just have an ever growing cast of people on it and just progressively become more and more of people just speaking over eachother
Hey Alpharad deluxe crew! I have decided to take a puff of this here marijuana cigarette each time Jacob has an icarus moment, I'll let you know if I feel the "reafer madness" by the end
at this point, I don't even know if jo continuously forgetting that you still lose gsp for disconnecting is a bit or not. it sounds genuine every single time
that sudden death with the Dedede was so unfortunate for Alpharad lmao. he happened to trade with the few frames of the Gordo toss that have super armor. if he hit Dedede or the Gordo any earlier or later and he definitely would have won. I guess that's just how Quickplay rolls
This is an hour and 4 minutes of alpharad not understanding why throwing out flare blitz on 1 stock is bad. It's genuinely kind of sad if I'm being honest.
Having flare blitz is fueling his Icarus complex so hard
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Whatever;
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"If you check the front door there's chipotle"
"Yo if there's a Mexican coke?"
"Aw no I didn't order any I'm sorry"
"No it's okay I ordered some"
This exchange got me so good.
I forgot that happened in this episode
flare blitz activates the icarus tendencies inside of jacob
i mean, charizard during flare blitz does fly and is probably as hot as the sun
Still loses to a lion
@@AverageDoctor345 you're lion
muzuchama W
The heck you mean hot as the sun??.
It's honestly really wholesome how jo and dash become all encouraging when Jacob is "real life upset"
I don’t know I think it’s more wholesome when they’re just talking about some random shit while Jacob is getting “real life upset” and he finally breaks
My new favorite bit is that Jo has evolved from "I skipped through all the cutscenes in KH3 and called it a Blind Speedrun" to "Yeah you can tell the difference between Roxas and Ventus cuz the Keyblades are different and he's not wearing the same necklace and is way more awesome. But I hate Kingdom Hearts."
Know thy enemy
I can't believe they went through multiple sentences in which the main topic of conversation was spoons and Dash did not once mention comically large spoons. Quite frankly, I feel betrayed and disgusted by his behavior
Least wholesome dash moment ever
Top 10 worst dash moments
Good thing he had that zinger about antiperspirant, really saved his public comedic image
After blopp wins a match as Dedede, we see he has 10.3 million GSP, just shy of the 10.4 that Jacob estimates is necessary to reach elite smash. blopp returns 12 minutes later now playing as Donkey Kong. Thus we can conclude that blopp got Dedede into elite smash and moved on to his next character, meaning he got more characters into elite smash in this video than Jacob did.
Gj blopp!!!
Great Job Blopp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Dylbags🎉
Its always so funny to me when they put "Alpharad" on the video title, as if it was a special occasion
Is it not? We don't see him on here often
I mean, he did leave the channel
its not everyday we see him on the channel anymore. i hope "deluxe" can live on and continue thriving without him.
Alpha loves this series so much that he is purposefully extending it by losing every other game :) What a selfless and wholesome RUclipsr
:/
It's kinda cocky for Alpharad to throw for content; one might even say it's flying a little too close to the sun. However I'm happy he did so because now we get this wholesome content :)
One might call him "a midtier with an Icarus complex."
@@ms.pickledpenaut8363 in the end we are all mid tiers with icarus complexes
icarus moment
Literally nobody would say that except for alpharad fans
@@chopperbrosadvance9760 who's alpharad? I only knoe deluxe, jo, and dakota.
“How did we get here, my PT is pretty decent”.
Cue the flare blitz montage
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 23rd, 2022) is now 41:11:45, or 2471.75 minutes.
2471.75 minutes equals 102.98 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. It's been weeks since I've watched anime. Been too busy keeping up with Elite Smash.
I’m pretty sure that’s the amount of time you have to get through to get to the good part of JoJos.
Jo and Dash have almost spent two days sitting on the couch watching Jacob play
That’s wild
please stop
@@davidweisleder5920 miss
@@olipolygon I’m saying it because we don’t deserve lucky cherry, he is too great for us
Honestly I think my favorite parts of this series are when Jacob Alpharad explains one of the mechanics of the game and Jo goes "OHHHH".
Maybe you haven't heard the news but unfortunately, Alpharad left the channel. It's sad to see, but Jacob Deluxe is a worthy successor to the internet legend... Alpharad will be missed.
@@LtCdrXanderthis hits different now
I love Jo’s face, it’s so incredibly Slavic. I’ve studied physical anthropology and this is going to sound creepy but he has a very cool facial bone structure, I would love to see his skull.
I hope you get to one day man
This comment needs to be pinned so he sees this
what the fuck???
A Jo skull reveal video would be very wholesome
You are correct!!
So... last episode Jacob yelled at Dash but apologized, this episode he yelled at Dash and did not apologize. That's a Miss from me.
Wholesome
Jacob is not wholesome today
This isn't a miss this is character development
Maybe Dash should leave the channel
@@guccistomper7385 no without him there's no wholesomeness
Hey Alpharad Deluxe, at 41:38 when Jo asks what's going on it is Ness using his final smash, but he is angling it which might be confusing for new players :)
"We're so close" he says, 7 seconds into the 1 hour and 5 minutes long video
As of the end of this video, the following characters still remain out of Elite Smash:
Ness
Dr. Mario (Not Unlocked)
Pokemon Trainer
Palutena (Not Unlocked)
Bowser Jr. (Not Unlocked)
They probably won’t even unlock the other 3
i forgot Dr. Mario was in this game, ngl
wait till mr rad finds out he still hasn’t unlocked palu or doc
49:05 anyone gonna talk about the timing here? Everyone standing still and going in when the music hits
As unfortunate as Pokémon Trainer has been for Mr. Jacob Deluxe, I am glad we are getting more content before the series ends :)
They’re still missing BJ and Doc so the series should go on for a couple videos probably
@@wollins7244 a few more years perhaps
Most of the tilting matches are hilarious, but I really share the anger from that free-for-all turned 3v1.
Alpharad would throw “for content”
Alpharad would “throw” for content
"Alpharad" would throw for content
“”
this episode is awesome, hust like dashes antiperspirant joke
Thats a hit
Hust
@@ryanmeyers7652 among us
@@GaronGumpy that’s a miss
that is what we call in the business a hit
It feels so awful to watch that Plant doing well despite having the most braindead, least optimal Plant gameplay I've ever seen.
I have shared those feelings and am glad to find another.
aight see you guys in 3 months
Honestly 😩
12:36 falcon absolutely abliterates ike's spine
The only thing I can really think of is that you're sleeping on Charizard's neutral B. That can really rack up damage, especially in Free For All since you can hit multiple opponents with it, and in teams it stuns the opponent and your teammate can get in a good attack while they're stunned.
yeah but why use flamethrower when you can use flare blitz?
@@jeremyabbott4537 flare blitz is just objectively better
@@cogbait thats a hit
And up smash out of shield. There are more moves that can kill besides flare blitz lol
Alpharad Deluxe should just have an ever growing cast of people on it and just progressively become more and more of people just speaking over eachother
Throwing for content is a hit!
He's just gotta give screen time for all 3 characters, that's definitely the reason
the continued wait to see if they're gonna do the characters they haven't unlocked yet or not
Dash I currently live in the walls of your humble abode 👍
That is not true (i think)
Well, it was a good run. See you all in a few months
here we go again... see you guys in september
I think we all forgot about Bowser Jr.
36:00 gotta love that joe takes the-most long winded explanation on how sudden death works lmao
jo
Edit ur comment you know what you did
i have done tons of investigation of where turv went and after analyzing this video i have come to the conclusion that ALTRIVE ate turv
58:30 I'm sorry, Dash. That was the most submissive laugh ever.
EYO?
@@ygufkek7269 S'up
😳😳
Pack it up boys, gotta find a new, slightly hairier podcast
I looked at the video title and just thought, “of course…”
Every time Jacob uses Flare Blitz on a moving stage my heart skips a beat
Man i can wait for the realization that they dont have dr mario
they also don’t have palu or bowser jr
genuinely amazed they haven't noticed palutena of all characters is missing
but also it's funny
@@KatsuTG maybe its a bit or something
WHAT
this ep made me so hungry i can’t even be bothered by the never ending trainer content anymore
How hungry...
me when u saw palkia: i could really use a salamence right about now
"zombie apocalypse happens but they just grind smash" idk why but that got me, it's so dumb and so hilarious
well that was fun, see you again in a few month!
Damn that streak ended fast, see you in 4028
Throwing for content is the alpharad special
I’m sad that this series is gonna end so I’m completely okay with getting Pokémon Trainer done after a couple more episodes
This title could be the tagline for this channel.
Throwing for content that's Jacob's signature move
Hey Alpharad deluxe crew! I have decided to take a puff of this here marijuana cigarette each time Jacob has an icarus moment, I'll let you know if I feel the "reafer madness" by the end
Based
Hey this is Tommy's mother speaking, he was found dead this morning.
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aight see yall in like 3 months
lmaoooo
You forgot the pickles (dr Mario, Palu, Bowser Jr.)
Jacob's throw was extremely honorable. Thank you
Jacob’s most asshole character has gotta be Doctor Mario, it’s pretty schnasty.
You guys are the reason I great everyone with Yooooo now
at this point, I don't even know if jo continuously forgetting that you still lose gsp for disconnecting is a bit or not. it sounds genuine every single time
My favorite funny moment was when squirtle died because Burrito
I watch this instead of playing and experiencing this exact thing
I believe brolylegs used to play melee. For those unaware, brolylegs plays high level fighting games with his tongue, no cap.
Alpha Rad did NOT throw for the content; he is simply not a match for us elitist smashers!!!
Likely story Alpharad you really just can't play pokemon trainer
How did this turn into "Mmm, *click* aw yeah this burrito is so good, mmm" so quickly?
0:03 "We're so close." You aren't close.
Ah oh not again
As someone who hasn't played much smash since smash 4, I think his pokemon trainer needs more flamethrower in team games.
I love the entire comments section just being filled with “you’re missing characters on the roster!”
20:15 I'm still processing what Dash Dakota Altrive Pikmin 4 said here.
You know what could be a great opportunity that you wouldn't want to "throw" away? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough!
I like how they get kicked out of the game at least once every episode.
I mean the more he throws games the longer this series gets then if he plays someone loose a bit off stress then he has even mkre content
The beauty of casual smash Kirby.
Me leaving for a bit to make a quesadilla. Comes back "i havent had a quesadilla in a bit"
I can’t believe they shouted out josh without calling him elies brother
Loving the upload schedule!
yo loving how youre pumping up quesadillas theyre legit fire
What’s beautiful about this is Jacob hasn’t realized he still has 3 more characters to do. 😂
that sudden death with the Dedede was so unfortunate for Alpharad lmao. he happened to trade with the few frames of the Gordo toss that have super armor. if he hit Dedede or the Gordo any earlier or later and he definitely would have won. I guess that's just how Quickplay rolls
Alpharad has hated puns ever since he got hit with “Toadal Eclipse”
Sad electrode is icon material
Underrated "a gun" from alpharad in today's episode. Definitely a high point for me.
ive only ever lost for content
you've flown to close to the sun, icarus.
for a guy that hates kingdom hearts, Jo sure does know a lot about it
I think i fought Nate the joker once and lost so I have technically lost to alpharad deluxe
The best part of the Yoshi dying to palkia at the beginning is that it was the Yoshi's
Uploaded 1 day ago, channels dead
It was a good run
This video is a hit.
Puns are the lowest form of humor, and as the lowest form of human they are my favorite
This is an hour and 4 minutes of alpharad not understanding why throwing out flare blitz on 1 stock is bad. It's genuinely kind of sad if I'm being honest.
anybody notice they forgot to unlock palutena
Read the other 100+ comments all saying the same thing
everyone in the comments atm is still watching the video
Correct
It makes sense pokemon trainer is taking the longest because he is trying to get three characters into elite smash at once
"we're not good people but we don't deserve this" *Also Alpharad Deluxe* "Can we order Diet Doctor Peeper and tell them to hold the diet?"
I’m SO GLAD dash said that about the razor leaf because same lmfao
It’s really taken me this long to remember Bowser Jr is in this game
Jo explaining in detail why Luigi is a shoto, without actually knowing the word shoto, was a classic Smasher moment.
I felt that Pikachu sudden death in my soul.