man made a snuff fetish game showing gruesome death after gruesome death then says a man is not normal for hitting someone. hypocrite is an understatement
did you know, when Deluxe decided to not put boobs in the thumbnail, the common response was, "how did he do it?", much like the populace's response to the impossible burger
Dam, ever since the channel died, the re-runs have been feeling different on each viewing. Almost makes me think Jo is still with us, podcasting with his boys.
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 15th, 2022) is now 38:09:09, or 2289.15 minutes. 2289.15 minutes equals 95.38 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. This series is now officially longer than Rurouni Kenshin! Maison Ikkoku (96 eps) and Dragon Ball Z Kai (97 eps) are next to fall.
I'm just imagining how tragic it would be if Alpha thinks he's gotten everybody in Elite Smash and starts throwing games to drop them out before realizing he has yet to unlock Bowser Jr and Dr Mario.
@@mdudegamer a good way to tell if someone has all the characters is to look for Palu. The unlock order is actually fixed, so Palutena is *always* the very last character you can unlock.
39:08 You can absolutely report people! From the home menu, go to "Vault", then "Records", then "Past Opponents". Make the reason you report them "Unsportsmanlike Conduct" and leave a short message. Hope this helps!
oh my god, i'm back from the nagito vs dream rap battle. this is definitely gonna break the internet. but, seriously, you are not the blackened, so what's your excuse for the n-word? is such a raw line. and then you remember it's from nagito.
@@yourcatboymaid I just understood your comment, and yeah that can be mean. I did programing for a year so while only know the bare basics, I need all my concentration to get my code to work
that rap jacob was talking about is real and im not surprised theres two but im more surprised the most recent one doesnt hold back on the dream insults
2:20 as someone who is a part of the Rap Battle community that isn’t our intent when we make a fictional character diss a real person (at least for most of us lmao). It’s all in good fun lol.
I do think ZSS's light weight is her biggest weakness. Any time she gets to high percent, she acts like she's a balloon. She's like the real life Link: Mid tier and keeps losing to Ganondorf
You can still mine at Y:11 to get diamonds, it is just you go to Y-57 or something to get diamonds a lot more. 1.18 changed mining to be slightly different in terms of how we do it
On the topic of Rival Ronald McDonald, Golden Ronald is hyper but if you play a cheese character like Fox Ultra Instinct, he goes to 999 stocks and becomes even more powerful and that isn’t the strongest Ronald as there is Cosmic Ronald who isn’t affected by blast zones.
3:25 me, my computer, and the coffee in my mouth that I was moments away from spitting all over my computer were NOT expecting that quote retweet. I'm sorry computer :(
My friend put my playback speed to 0.25 for something right before an exam, n now i get home after the exam and begin watching this, and watching in slo-mo forna good 2 minutes thinking it was a bit
I went and looked up the Dream v. Nagito video. It was weird. The comments especially because they treated it as if Nagito was a real person and praised “him” for his disses and criticized Dream for digging into Nagito’s personal life.
im so glad jacob is here for the bald podcast. he zones out at the exact same time i do. by the time im paying attention to what dash and jo are saying im like "wait what?" and then comes in jacob who honestly is a bad guest on the bald podcast but thank you for not paying attention.
Oh fun stories from when the pandemic stuff started? I was in fuckin Ecuador on the _last plane out_ while my sister and I were literally vomiting because of airport food poisoning. That was fucking terrifying, thank god they let us on the plane.
Happy Pride month for ZSS! (She is confirmed a lesbian/at least sapphic due to her gender being unknown initially and Nintendo Power had a magazine with her having a bunch of girls around her, and Samus blushing). So glad they waited till Pride month to post this banger. Such considerateness of them :)
my friend found the nagito vs dream video and didnt know who he was and he figured out that me and another friend knew who it was so he uses it always and its the worst
During the fight against mine and Dash's doppelganger, the music was the Title Theme from Mario vs Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars. Not as good as the music that played during Dash's anti-perspirant joke tho.
"You made Danganronpa" is quite possibly the best situational comeback of all time.
My brother in Christ you made Danganronpa
It works no matter what he does too
man made a snuff fetish game showing gruesome death after gruesome death then says a man is not normal for hitting someone. hypocrite is an understatement
He made Ultra Despair Girls. Argument rights revoked.
@@SNK_LRD can't we revoke the rest of his rights while we're at it?
did you know, when Deluxe decided to not put boobs in the thumbnail, the common response was, "how did he do it?", much like the populace's response to the impossible burger
Unironically banger comment
that's a hit
Until he changed the thumbnail...
im the possible burfer... tha'ts crasy
How is it possible
This channel will never not feel like a podcast channel to me.
It’s not just a podcast it’s a bald one
I have zero idea what's going on when it comes to Smash, just looking at numbers going up. So yeah, same xD
Facts fr.
It's like a podcast of endless bullshit
Fun fact, the guy who voices sliver the hedgehog also voices Raiden from metal gear rising. I ruined 2 things for you now, your welcome.
Getting Dr mario into elite smash is like the burger, except the burger is on the select menu and doc isn't
It’s more like if the impossible burger was animal style bc then it would not be on the menu like dr Mario
Dam, ever since the channel died, the re-runs have been feeling different on each viewing. Almost makes me think Jo is still with us, podcasting with his boys.
so sad about what happened on august 11th.
@@cow4 I still can’t believe it is coming up on two years since Jo died.
@@caseyp5861 ok im confused is this literal, a joke, or am I just missing a lot of context?
@@frohawk8465 someone made a massive eprediction for Jo's death like a year in advance, and the crew rolled with it
@@shirothefish9688 unfortunately jo rolled a little too hard with the joke and rolled into his grave 😔
The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 15th, 2022) is now 38:09:09, or 2289.15 minutes.
2289.15 minutes equals 95.38 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. This series is now officially longer than Rurouni Kenshin! Maison Ikkoku (96 eps) and Dragon Ball Z Kai (97 eps) are next to fall.
your comments are never a miss 👍
omg this series is almost as long and dbz kai huh
mm number
hit
Thanks for sharing!
I’ve never heard Jacob say “dude” this much. Not to mention the way he said it. He’s tilted for real this time.
There is a report option for past opponents, but it’s buried somewhere in the vault.
If you’re willing to make the journey, you’ll be rewarded with Nintendo ignoring the report
@@nebulae5236 so well hidden not even Nintendo remembered it
@@nebulae5236 ngl I used it when I got circle camped by a pikachu for 5 minutes when they got one stock up when I played as Kirby. They had it coming.
WOOO I GOT A SHOUTOUT
based
YOOOOOOOOOOO
It's the guy
Yoooo
The Nagito vs. Dream rap might just be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
But is it funnier than Dash’s antiperspirant joke?
@@toast4248 no
@@toast4248 no
That’s a hit
@@toast4248 yes
Jawsh would be insane at rap battles. They're literally just complain-offs.
Banger comment
I'm just imagining how tragic it would be if Alpha thinks he's gotten everybody in Elite Smash and starts throwing games to drop them out before realizing he has yet to unlock Bowser Jr and Dr Mario.
Delete the comment so he Doesn’t find out
True Despair
Isn’t Palutena also missing?
@@VulpineVee Yeah, think so. Jr and Dr were just the ones I remember other commenters mentioning before.
@@mdudegamer a good way to tell if someone has all the characters is to look for Palu. The unlock order is actually fixed, so Palutena is *always* the very last character you can unlock.
Glad to see Jacob being wholesome and enjoying another episode of Smash!
39:08 You can absolutely report people! From the home menu, go to "Vault", then "Records", then "Past Opponents". Make the reason you report them "Unsportsmanlike Conduct" and leave a short message. Hope this helps!
This comment makes me feel like you report people, ALOT.
@@codenamejo8410 you can only report one person per day, so i try to make it count and wait for just the right person.
@@gorbla1231 “the right person,” aka Yoshi
@@kanyenortheast3546 no, mostly people who gang up on a single person in a free for all. Its specifically against the rules of the game.
miss
"Is Kirito's VA the same as Nagito or Makoto?"
Bryce Papenbrook who voices all 3:
My cousin refuses to watch so much because of him lol
@@jackal04 Have them watch it in Japanese then. Makoto and Nagito will be Shinji from NGE. I despise Bryce Papenbrook with a passion
Nagito whose voice is Makoto's *deliberately*:
@@kpoke3266 no shot makoto is voiced by shinji
The only true voice actor for kirito is the one from the abridged series fr
oh my god, i'm back from the nagito vs dream rap battle. this is definitely gonna break the internet.
but, seriously, you are not the blackened, so what's your excuse for the n-word? is such a raw line. and then you remember it's from nagito.
I've only heard of Dream from when he cheated, and I don't know what a 'Nagito' but I think that only added to the experience
The 'fingers in his ass' guy
Love all the content you guys put out. I listen to you guys while coding and it helps me concentrate while I work
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Thanks for sharing!
Holy shit that's mean
Edit: well it could be taken that way. Idk if you meant it like that
@@yourcatboymaid I just understood your comment, and yeah that can be mean. I did programing for a year so while only know the bare basics, I need all my concentration to get my code to work
that rap jacob was talking about is real and im not surprised theres two but im more surprised the most recent one doesnt hold back on the dream insults
jacob asking dash to stfu and let him talk after dash saying "heart of the combo" is so fucking raw
"YOOOOOOOO", I loved that line from pro smash ultimate player Marss, glad you collabed with him for this special Alpharad Deluxe occassion
The character select screen looked so weird then I realized they don’t have doctor mario unlocked
He also doesn’t have bowser jr and palutena
And nothing of value was lost
HEARING ALPHARAD TALK ABOUT DREAM VS NAGITO IS SO FUCKING WEIRD BUT AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME
AND I LOVE IT
Damn their talk about Danganronpa was so funny. It just flowed so well. It was like a practiced comedy routine. Just joke into joke into joke.
dash is AWAP every second of the way, friendly reminder to stay as wholesome as possible!
Off to a strong start with:
“everything goes to deep”
“please don’t punish me”
Good episode.
2:20 as someone who is a part of the Rap Battle community that isn’t our intent when we make a fictional character diss a real person (at least for most of us lmao). It’s all in good fun lol.
nah just own up and say you hate people
Even if it’s not the intention, it’s what happens.
I had “Just run up and up smash” in my brain the entire time I watched this
I do think ZSS's light weight is her biggest weakness. Any time she gets to high percent, she acts like she's a balloon. She's like the real life Link: Mid tier and keeps losing to Ganondorf
This is definitely one of the most depressing episodes I’ve seen so far
alpharad: gets mad at dying from punishable move
also alpharad: press up b ten times more
Make the Bald Podcast a real thing after the series ends
This would just be them playing mario party again
Holy crap, that Kirby player was the absolute pinnacle of Kirby, easily best Kirby in the world
Can’t wait for the next episode of persona 5
Dashs sad silence makes me upsest
You can still mine at Y:11 to get diamonds, it is just you go to Y-57 or something to get diamonds a lot more. 1.18 changed mining to be slightly different in terms of how we do it
1:52 ahh a Freshy Kanal fan, I see? A welcomed surprise lol
“Some people that only listen to video game soundtracks and jazz”
I feel incredibly called out
On the topic of Rival Ronald McDonald, Golden Ronald is hyper but if you play a cheese character like Fox Ultra Instinct, he goes to 999 stocks and becomes even more powerful and that isn’t the strongest Ronald as there is Cosmic Ronald who isn’t affected by blast zones.
I wish Alpharad Deluxe would go back to their roots as an Ultimate Chicken Horse channel
That Joler battle was so tense, especially with the mario jingle in the background
You know what you'd be able to have more fun with, to refresh yourself after this episode? A Tux and Fanny playthrough!
1:38 being someone who was formerly obsessed with the dreamsmp the fact that jo is completely unaware is so funny
only real ones know
@@shinnyboppers9802 ew
@@elemenopey take a joke like the pokemon in your pfp is
@@shinnyboppers9802 that's so fucking rude wtf Oshawott is goated
@@daviddaniel8304 sorry
Mukuro Ikusaba. The sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.
As a pocket ZZS I feel alpha's slow boiling point being met with every game.
Loved Dash's antipersperant joke
The 13:45 game playing over "One Winged Angel" really makes it all pop
thanks to this video i have successfully enjoyed two completely independent nagito vs dream rap battles
dash is right, bryce papenbrook is the voice actor for makoto danganronpa, nagito danganronpa, eren attack on titan and kirito sword art online
im glad the famsquad bit is over, now this is back to being a podcast with smash bros in the bg
if you tank the GSP of all your characters you should do it in order of highest GSP character to lowest
Chrom nook literally lost one stock that whole game and carried the whole game what a legend
The funny thing is that they don’t realize that makoto’s voice actor also voices nagito
3:25 me, my computer, and the coffee in my mouth that I was moments away from spitting all over my computer were NOT expecting that quote retweet. I'm sorry computer :(
I love catching up on old videos only to see the topic of a new video's thumbnail and say "so here's the origin of that huh?"
My friend put my playback speed to 0.25 for something right before an exam, n now i get home after the exam and begin watching this, and watching in slo-mo forna good 2 minutes thinking it was a bit
I was literally just watching the Mario party video and this came on. This is such a blessing thank you lil ness x
Ladies, if your man has white hair, is unusually lucky, and often flies too close to the sun, that’s not your man. That’s Nagito Komaeda.
"He's either Naegi or Nagito" Who's gonna tell him?
I feel like Dwayne "Marss" Johnson (world's best player and content creator) would really appreciate a fine video like this
They should release the 2 and a half hours of byleth with corrupted audio so that Splatoon players can finally enjoy one of their videos
Bryce Papenbrook voices both Makoto AND Nagito. :)
And Henry in Fire Emblem Heroes
I went and looked up the Dream v. Nagito video. It was weird. The comments especially because they treated it as if Nagito was a real person and praised “him” for his disses and criticized Dream for digging into Nagito’s personal life.
I can confirm, I would sit through several hours of corrupted audio for this channel
No regularly scheduled upload. The only logical conclusion is that they are deceased.
That Kirby was in complete control of the game state
I can't wait for the sequel to the bald podcast!
im so glad jacob is here for the bald podcast. he zones out at the exact same time i do. by the time im paying attention to what dash and jo are saying im like "wait what?" and then comes in jacob who honestly is a bad guest on the bald podcast but thank you for not paying attention.
So glad we’re not promoting toxic behavior on quickplay anymore 💪💪
be quiet sml shorts
You don't normally get to see Jacob get that upset. That joker game towards the end, sheeeesh.
cant wait for that dr mario episode!
50:12 dash didnt talk for 5 minutes after this (other than him saying its okay to jacob)
Chrom nook also dealt over double the damage that Jacob did in that doubles match.
4:33 Dash my brother in Christ, Makoto and Nagito have the same VAs
If aphlarad voiced himself, I'd set up a rap battle
52:47
HIS NAME IS Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars [Smash Bros Ultimate OST]
I have never felt second hand video game frustration until this video
Zss may suck, but at least we have Dash's antiperspirant joke to make up for it.
11:11 “[Jab fsmash] is a fucked up combo that no swordie should ever have” I have some bad news about Roy
I love whenever the boys talk about Danganronpa. I love Danganronpa and even I hate Danganronpa.
My favorite part was at 34:24 when God was shown for one frame. That was epic
Anybody else see the title and immediately think this was a Marss video?
But is the Nagito vs Dream rap better than the Rosa Parks vs Dream rap???
She's my favorite fictional character
The WHAT??
“Fuck You Chrome Nook!” Indeed has some great energy behind it! 🤣🤣🤣👌
Oh fun stories from when the pandemic stuff started? I was in fuckin Ecuador on the _last plane out_ while my sister and I were literally vomiting because of airport food poisoning. That was fucking terrifying, thank god they let us on the plane.
2:00 I have and it goes hard
Exposing the Traitors and Exploiting the Traders
Happy Pride month for ZSS! (She is confirmed a lesbian/at least sapphic due to her gender being unknown initially and Nintendo Power had a magazine with her having a bunch of girls around her, and Samus blushing). So glad they waited till Pride month to post this banger. Such considerateness of them :)
Based samus having a harem
Not really counts as officially confirmed, but sure you can have that.
thats quite a stretch but what the fuck why not?
There's also a possibility that she's bisexual or pansexual.
She genderfluid cos every gender receives her fluids
Dash started describing Chrom Nook and almost described me
real ones saw this video when it used one of the default template RUclips thumbnails that’s just a random frame from the video
I can't help but notice that the video cut off before the elite smash screen showed. I don't think they actually made it.
I feel called out as i was studying while listening to this-
I came for the thumbnail, and stayed for the content
*This video is sponsored by the Marss community*
Today, I learn there's miitopia music in smash, this game finally is a good game. Even better than when Alph got added.
my friend found the nagito vs dream video and didnt know who he was and he figured out that me and another friend knew who it was so he uses it always and its the worst
During the fight against mine and Dash's doppelganger, the music was the Title Theme from Mario vs Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars.
Not as good as the music that played during Dash's anti-perspirant joke tho.
*Stage builder was a Mistake flashbacks*
the fact that alpha and jo have seen even one freshy kanal is so wild to me
Man im really gonna miss this series
Dash’s really funny joke is in this video I swear