Jaiden is by far the strongest gamer I've ever seen, she has the ability to *control* her ungodly bad luck to her advantage. Even Jacob's good luck is no match for her!
Timestamping moments here for future reference: 4:14 Jacob gets 10 and Jaiden gets 1. Here I thought this wouldn’t be Jaiden’s game. Little did I know… 5:38 Jaiden gets hidden block 1 7:25 Jacob gets hidden block 2 11:08 Jo gets hidden block 3 14:49 Jacob gets hidden block 4 15:21 DK sets up to screw over Jo 16:24 Jo gets screwed over 1 18:18 Jo gets screwed over 2 21:25 Jo gets hidden block 5 23:11 Jacob gets hidden block 6 23:42 Jo gets screwed over 3 25:26 Jacob makes bank 26:54 Jaiden learns what keys and Toads do in the game 29:36 Jo gets screwed over 4 (this counts) 37:20 Jaiden refuses to let Jo feel something 44:39 Jo sets it up to screw himself over later 45:27 Jo gets screwed over 5 47:16 Jo gets screwed over 6 47:58 Jacob gets hidden block 7 52:16 Jo gets screwed over 7 53:25 Jo gets screwed over 8 55:44 DK sets up to screw over himself (and Jo) 57:49 Jaiden gets hidden block 8 58:00 DK screws himself (and Jo 9) 1:03:00 Jo gets screwed over 10 (I’m sorry Jo)
seeing it all laid out like this just puts it in perspective. poor jo, man. i didn't know it was possible for one man's spirit to be so thoroughly broken over the course of only an hour
I absolutely love the energy Jo and Jaiden bring outta Jacob. He needs to get more friends that have names that begin with the letter J and see what happens. Also, throwing out the suggestion of Dokapon Kingdom for the Wii for the channel. It's like if Mario Party had RPG elements. Perfect for this channel.
This map is kind of notorious for the high occurrence of hidden blocks even though the odds are exactly the same as any other in the game: it's just that because it's compromised of several smaller looping sections, people are much more likely to land on the 2 rotating hidden block spots (some of which are linked to happening spaces)
This wasn't just the unluckiest game of Mario Party I've ever seen, I think it was actually just the unluckiest game of _anything at all_ I've ever seen
Even if you're doing one console Mario Party per month, PLEASE do not forget to play the DS one at some point, it's one of the best games in the series imo
i love the misconception between Farrel, Feral, and Pharaoh. jaiden has a point about club yoshi 11:33 Jaiden momentarily turns into a children's book reader. Get her on those Kirby books that get uploaded to RUclips by Nintendo, for real for real yo i love riddles 18:51 THAT'S SUCH A GOOD LINE 34:28 that sounds familiar fun fact: quincy from BTD6 winks his pupils instead of his entire eyes. this is just like yoshi. this allowed jo to win the archery minigame as yoshi.
I did not think jo would lose that hard, I was really rooting for him after turn 1. Hope he gets his redemption arc next very well hidden time they play Mario party 3.
Jo calling out Jacob's gaslighting and subtle manipulation of DK is probably the peak moment of this channel. Easily top 3 favorite videos I have watched by Alpharad Gold
This is the second time Ive watched a group of 3 people and Donkey Kong on hard endure mystery land for a long amount of time, and honestly, im here for it
What a wholesome video this has been, unfortunate that Josniffy flooded the recording room with african killer bees in a fit of rage, but man, laughs were had
34:26 They neglected to tell Jaiden about the same mistake everyone makes, pointing the stick upwards. For some reason, in that minigame only, trying to move by pointing the stick up and mashing simultaneously eats your inputs.
I heard Jaiden say “yay” exactly the same three times at the beginning and thought that Jaiden was just a soundboard with clips of her voice. I then realized that it was Dash doing a Jaiden impression. Bravo, Dash!
Mario Party 2, the AI is programmed to go for a particular item depending on who the CPU is. DK always goes for Bowser bomb for example. I don't remember if AI difficulty affects this, between how often they fail to get an item or get a random other item instead.
Here's how hidden blocks work in Mario Party 2: there are two hidden blocks active at all times on a random blue space, one containing a star and one containing coins. When you find a hidden block, that particular block type shuffles to a new blue space while the other stays where it is until found. Since Mystery Land is such a small board, the probability of landing on a hidden block is much higher. Hidden blocks work the same in Mario Party 3, but there are now three hidden blocks, with the third one containing a random item.
Okay, I was watching this to fall asleep last night, and Jo said something along the lines of "I thought 2022 was going to be my year but maybe Mario Part 2 is going to be my year," and then my brain created a conspiracy that actually all of these videos were filmed in 2022 and set to be strategically released every day across 2023 to make people think that they were being made in real time. Then I remembered it was Jacob, so, that's like a 60-40 chance that it's actually happening. He loves to gaslight both the people around him and his audience, but would he have the patience to do something like that? Again, I give it a 60-40 chance, and if Jacob does not respond to this, I'm just going to assume that I'm right, and if he does respond to this, I'm still going to assume I'm right. If Jacob's natural confidence can win him Mario Party maybe I can confidence my way into being right about the Alpharad Gold 2022 Conspiracy.
People can care all they want, Koopa Kid wasn’t named until Mario Party 4, and Bowser Jr. wasn’t until GameCube in 2002 (not to mention he's a completely different character), so he’s still legally baby Bowser on N64
god this game was so good. i hope i live through the rest of the year to see all your other mario party uploads (i don't have a dangerous illness or anything, i'm just anxious and very aware of my mortality)
update: i was not a victim of a hate crime or deathly disease or my own depression :) i'm still here and eagerly awaiting whatever's next for alpharad plus deluxe gold
I have reached a point in my bad luck where it is spreading and I have to sit and watch my friends experience hell around me
you monster. you must repent for your sins
What was it like playing a game with Alpharad and Jawsh
Maybe you’ll give all your bad luck away some day, and finally be lucky
@@allmightyloaf7134 jowsh
Would this make you a cursed individual?
It's astounding how terrible Jo's luck was for the entire game and Jaiden STILL managed to get fourth.
Not to mention she ALSO got a hidden block star RIGHT AWAY
Bro next time put a spoiler warning 😭
@@mariocartmichael6133 Skill issue
@@TheTitaniumSamurott luffy dies in one piece haha get rekt noob
@@mariocartmichael6133 man what the scallop
Jaiden is by far the strongest gamer I've ever seen, she has the ability to *control* her ungodly bad luck to her advantage. Even Jacob's good luck is no match for her!
Does she have D4C love train?
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Yeah, she would've had second if she knew what toad's funky little dance was for.
@@_chearii who
Very true
"I am not unused to random niche character communities being mad at me."
We of the Bandana Dee Delegation will not forget your transgressions, Jo.
Wont lie this says a lot
agreed
I'm with you brother
he will not be forgiven
Absolutely agreed..
I love how Jacob and Jo are at each other's throats and the Jaiden is just :D Yipee :3
Like "is this where we get stars :3"
YIPPIE!
Jaiden really gave "playing videogames with my dads" energy through the video
True
ideal channel direction
her recently divorced dads who are trying (and failing) to stay friends
26:53, Jo and Jacob immediately stop arguing and are perfectly in sync the moment Jaiden asks about using the key
This Jaiden sounds pretty funny. She could definitely have a future on RUclips
Definitely seems like a creative person that would be great in animation
I can see it shall be called Jaiden Animations
She is pretty good at telling stories too.
I don’t see what you see in her. No shot she can ever make it on RUclips. Her only shot is if she can animate stuff or something.
@@Bob_fields considering how unlikely that is, this all seems like an over the top fever dream
Timestamping moments here for future reference:
4:14 Jacob gets 10 and Jaiden gets 1. Here I thought this wouldn’t be Jaiden’s game. Little did I know…
5:38 Jaiden gets hidden block 1
7:25 Jacob gets hidden block 2
11:08 Jo gets hidden block 3
14:49 Jacob gets hidden block 4
15:21 DK sets up to screw over Jo
16:24 Jo gets screwed over 1
18:18 Jo gets screwed over 2
21:25 Jo gets hidden block 5
23:11 Jacob gets hidden block 6
23:42 Jo gets screwed over 3
25:26 Jacob makes bank
26:54 Jaiden learns what keys and Toads do in the game
29:36 Jo gets screwed over 4 (this counts)
37:20 Jaiden refuses to let Jo feel something
44:39 Jo sets it up to screw himself over later
45:27 Jo gets screwed over 5
47:16 Jo gets screwed over 6
47:58 Jacob gets hidden block 7
52:16 Jo gets screwed over 7
53:25 Jo gets screwed over 8
55:44 DK sets up to screw over himself (and Jo)
57:49 Jaiden gets hidden block 8
58:00 DK screws himself (and Jo 9)
1:03:00 Jo gets screwed over 10 (I’m sorry Jo)
seeing it all laid out like this just puts it in perspective. poor jo, man. i didn't know it was possible for one man's spirit to be so thoroughly broken over the course of only an hour
53:07 "he was at 99 coins he didn't even need to steal..."
''YOU'RE CORRECT J A I D E N A N I M A T I O N S."
I just remembered that the AI for dk REALLY likes bowser bombs so that’s why he keep ruining Jo’s day.
Why is this comment not edited
@@DaniParre I’m that good
Jaiden using the skeleton key instead of getting the star is a top 10 mario party clip
Edit: 26:52
Its not even just using the key, its the "OH look at the cute toad!" and then just leaving that makes it great
"DK what the fuck" at 39:31 is really good, too. Jaiden is a content machine.
Jaiden’s amazing but I’ve never seen anyone with such bad luck. God forbid that it spreads further.
Um, have you seen ProtonJon?
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It will dog whatever it wants. And probably leave the Lands it's on
I can relate to her since my luck is just as bad if not worse.
I absolutely love the energy Jo and Jaiden bring outta Jacob. He needs to get more friends that have names that begin with the letter J and see what happens.
Also, throwing out the suggestion of Dokapon Kingdom for the Wii for the channel. It's like if Mario Party had RPG elements. Perfect for this channel.
I want to see if their playthrough would be as bad as the runaway guys
Flashbacks to TRG's endless fight between Jon and Emile
Jules, Jawsh, Josh, James, Johnny, what more do you want?
Dokapon coming to switch so they can just play it then
Fuck that. If we get Dokapon on this channel I want it to be way more than just one video
its nice to see the big guys help out smaller creators like jaiden
jaiden getting jo on the chance time is the comedic timing that i live for
45:27
This map is kind of notorious for the high occurrence of hidden blocks even though the odds are exactly the same as any other in the game: it's just that because it's compromised of several smaller looping sections, people are much more likely to land on the 2 rotating hidden block spots (some of which are linked to happening spaces)
45:41
46 minutes in, the amount of giggling that Jaiden and Jacob are doing
I can't
Speedrunning may not be Jaiden's thing but wearing anti perspiring sure is Dash's thing!
It's pronounced persprint c***
how does one anti perspire
@@melvint-p9500by not sweating
@@RoRo13890 he doesn’t know
who?
Can next years uploads be part 2’s to every episode made this year?
What about the games they finish
If we get to next year that is...
@@Contreth1313 Jo complaining about Helltaker for another hour
@@gilgameshtheexcalipooruser177 what do you mean by this
@@Contreth1313 theyre gonna miss their june 23 upload
39:32 I don't know why but DK just deadlining it to Jaiden is so funny to me
I love that after all of Jo’s bad luck, Jaiden still took it back and lost.
52:40 a raw display of emotion truly beautiful
I really want a "Best of Alpharad Gold" at the end of the year now, just to revisit these moments
They just uoload the whole year of content in 1 video because it was all the "gold standard"
This wasn't just the unluckiest game of Mario Party I've ever seen, I think it was actually just the unluckiest game of _anything at all_ I've ever seen
Jo being so tilted the entire game is SO entertaining
I’m enjoying the slow descent into the villain arc for Joe
Even if you're doing one console Mario Party per month, PLEASE do not forget to play the DS one at some point, it's one of the best games in the series imo
Me when I’m blinded by nostalgia (I agree)
BOWSER PINBALL IS HYPE
i love the misconception between Farrel, Feral, and Pharaoh.
jaiden has a point about club yoshi
11:33 Jaiden momentarily turns into a children's book reader. Get her on those Kirby books that get uploaded to RUclips by Nintendo, for real for real
yo i love riddles
18:51 THAT'S SUCH A GOOD LINE
34:28 that sounds familiar
fun fact: quincy from BTD6 winks his pupils instead of his entire eyes. this is just like yoshi. this allowed jo to win the archery minigame as yoshi.
This is the most entertained I’ve been by a Mario party episode in a long time and I’m only halfway through it
It only gets better from there
Jacob Jo Jaiden and Jason are the best group of players ever, glad to see them together.
Assuming they have a different guest for each Mario party, they better get dash in here at some point.
Good idea because that means they can use the goodbye video again
they'd never have dash on this channel, too much drama
nice to see content creators collab with the alpharad gold channel! good luck with the uploading streak and have fun!
apparently the bowser bomb is dk's fav item in the game. the manual says its cuz he thinks he can take bowser down in a fight
It's nice to have Jaiden here!
Yooo same! She's my favorite Pokémon of the alphabet!
Is it?
She fills the void ellie left
@@peaceswife3929 yes. It is. She added a great deal to the video.
I did not think jo would lose that hard, I was really rooting for him after turn 1. Hope he gets his redemption arc next very well hidden time they play Mario party 3.
Jo calling out Jacob's gaslighting and subtle manipulation of DK is probably the peak moment of this channel. Easily top 3 favorite videos I have watched by Alpharad Gold
This is the second time Ive watched a group of 3 people and Donkey Kong on hard endure mystery land for a long amount of time, and honestly, im here for it
Honestly, Jaden was such a good sport despite losing every mini-game because she didn't know the rules
What a wholesome video this has been, unfortunate that Josniffy flooded the recording room with african killer bees in a fit of rage, but man, laughs were had
Jo is my favorite character of this series, it's so sad see him go through his depression arc
between this and helltaker, jo's entering his joker arc this year
jo bad times 47:22 11:06 16:25 18:18 21:20 23:15 23:39 45:30 47:01 48:55 52:23 53:27 58:18
hearing "Bowser's Little Paypig" ruined my night nad possibly my life
The plot armor Jo has is insane even with all the bad luck in the world the man can't even lose in 4th place.
Jo, if it's any consolation, your suffering wasn't in vain. Totally banger episode!
I enjoy how Jacob said "stuck in the cuckbucket" and the conversation just continued like that wasn't hilarious
The timing is impeccable. I've been rewatching all the old Mario party videos AND Jaiden/Jacob content. Happy. Content with content.
52:12 has to be the most I've laughed in so long holy shit.
34:26 They neglected to tell Jaiden about the same mistake everyone makes, pointing the stick upwards. For some reason, in that minigame only, trying to move by pointing the stick up and mashing simultaneously eats your inputs.
This is why I’ve always called Mario party 2 the “friendship killer”. It tries to make you hate each other. It just knows
I love how Jacob and Jo are at each other's throats and the Jaiden is just :D
I heard Jaiden say “yay” exactly the same three times at the beginning and thought that Jaiden was just a soundboard with clips of her voice. I then realized that it was Dash doing a Jaiden impression. Bravo, Dash!
The video title could easily be changed to "Jo's bad day"
52:25 I now understand why sometimes jacob is scared of jo
Damn it went from funny, to pitiable, to stressful, and wrapped back to funny. Truly one of the “greatest” games of Mario Party I’ve witnessed
There are so many places where you could put the homelander theme over Jo's bad luck and anger.
I love Jaiden saying 'yipeee' throughout the whole episode
I spent 24 seconds trying to figure out if it was truly Jaiden or just a soundboard that said yay
My dudes literally uploaded 1 straight hour of Jo torture that's so fire
You know what else is spreading? The fact that the King is the Gravity Hammer of FPS Chess!
11:51 To this day, I'm happy people remember my favorite Mario character.
He doesn't do much, but Koopa Kid was my favorite!
Mario Party 2, the AI is programmed to go for a particular item depending on who the CPU is. DK always goes for Bowser bomb for example. I don't remember if AI difficulty affects this, between how often they fail to get an item or get a random other item instead.
Really showing the average Mario Party experience where at least one person is absolutely livid and ready to end friendships
I like the descent into insanity that triggered at 15:25, and then nobody ever recovered from it.
Here's how hidden blocks work in Mario Party 2: there are two hidden blocks active at all times on a random blue space, one containing a star and one containing coins. When you find a hidden block, that particular block type shuffles to a new blue space while the other stays where it is until found. Since Mystery Land is such a small board, the probability of landing on a hidden block is much higher. Hidden blocks work the same in Mario Party 3, but there are now three hidden blocks, with the third one containing a random item.
im cry laughing and there’s still 20 minutes left i love this episode so much
"Stuck in the Cuck Bucket" legitimately made me snort laughing
23:07 Wait Jo makes a good point. I never thought they twins either but they were babies at the same time so I guess they must be twins.
They are twins
@@Akaito-Shion yup.
bro i thought they got a jaiden soundboard because of how jaiden can say yay the same way everytime
11:50 Uh actually that's Baby Bowser, they didn't start calling him Koopa Kid until Mario Party 4.
I was looking for this
Bro this is just Jo suffering for an hour
It is genuinly so funny that Jaiden got trapped there for half the game. Honestly, if Jo didn't tell her how to use the door, she might've won too.
Hear me out. Swap Mario party 8 and 7 and gaslight people to think otherwise
Jo obtains Jaiden's bad luck in Mario party 2
Okay, I was watching this to fall asleep last night, and Jo said something along the lines of "I thought 2022 was going to be my year but maybe Mario Part 2 is going to be my year," and then my brain created a conspiracy that actually all of these videos were filmed in 2022 and set to be strategically released every day across 2023 to make people think that they were being made in real time. Then I remembered it was Jacob, so, that's like a 60-40 chance that it's actually happening. He loves to gaslight both the people around him and his audience, but would he have the patience to do something like that? Again, I give it a 60-40 chance, and if Jacob does not respond to this, I'm just going to assume that I'm right, and if he does respond to this, I'm still going to assume I'm right. If Jacob's natural confidence can win him Mario Party maybe I can confidence my way into being right about the Alpharad Gold 2022 Conspiracy.
The triple J is peak Gold content
11:53 I care, thank you Jacob for avoiding controversy in this channel, that was a close one.
I feel bad for Jo but also when he's pissed he's so unhinged and its hilarious
Jo slowly losing his sanity over this game is the funniest shit I've seen this month
"A shadow riddle? Is it like a shadow duel?"
The fact that it actually is though lol. Peach just points at him and boom, mind crush.
I feel bad for Jo but this is so funny
this gives a whole new meaning to "wake up. It's the 1st of the month" -Playboi Carti 2020
People can care all they want, Koopa Kid wasn’t named until Mario Party 4, and Bowser Jr. wasn’t until GameCube in 2002 (not to mention he's a completely different character), so he’s still legally baby Bowser on N64
I love how jaiden not only ACKNOWLEDGED the toads existence but she also DELIBERATELY skipped it when it was two spaces away
Jo's commentary on every gold video has been so good :)
Tilted Jo fills me with delight
evil jo be like; I hate koppa
52:32 hello 911 I’d like to report a murder
I got introduced to Alpharad Plus by TierZoo. Now we have Jaiden on Alpharad Gold. I love the fact that this is just a thing that happens.
Alpharad and Jo arguing about gaslighting
Jaiden: Yippee!
If I had nickel for every Alpharad Gold upload in February 2023, I would've 1 nickel. Which it isn't alot but it's weird that I can even say this.
oh man, Jo had a rough firts couple of turns. I really hope his luck turns around for the rest of the game
give it up for day 32, a great accomplishment for the era of Alpharad Gold
58:29 Bowser:
What did I eat for breakfast? Three, two, one ... Time's up!
I ate mush!
I get all *your coins!*
The funniest April fool's prank would be if they played Mario Party 5
Jaiden is like LE but more planning. Her chaos is more concentrated
I'm so intrigued by the fact that Jacob has like, an irl combo meter for gas lighting
god this game was so good. i hope i live through the rest of the year to see all your other mario party uploads (i don't have a dangerous illness or anything, i'm just anxious and very aware of my mortality)
update: i was not a victim of a hate crime or deathly disease or my own depression :) i'm still here and eagerly awaiting whatever's next for alpharad plus deluxe gold
That warioland in the beginning reminds me of wario world. A game I hope they finish during this year.
26:54 I would pay so much money to have webcam of Jacob's face during this moment
If you listen closely, you can hear steam coming out of Jo's ears.