Every time i look at the comments of these videos it feels like a big field full of like 100 people all scattered around the field and if you walk up to one of the people they will either talk about the field in question or babble seemingly incomprehensible gibberish. and i think that's a beautiful sight.
Alpha's dice rolls: 4, 1, 8, 3, 5, 10, (2,9,5), (4,2), 4(+5), 5, 4, 4, 3, 5, 10, (1,4), 2, 6, 3, (1,5) 25 dice blocks hit, with a total of 110. If you don't count the cursed dice on turn 19, the total is 107 with 24 dice blocks, for an average of 3.96. There is a 4% chance of getting this unlucky. However, only 5 of the 24 hits were a 6 or higher, which has a 0.33% chance of happening.
to be fair, 4% really isn't too unlikely, this is only exceptional because it's jacob. An average roll of about 1 below the EV with a sample size of 24/25 is pretty standard
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868anything below 5% is generally considered statistically significant. It's interesting to actually see a situation where we run into a type 1 error. (Pardon me, I'm a stats tutor 😅)
Ellie's train sound is actually pretty cool it does sound like a locomotive. Also, don't know if they come up with the idea in the video, but me need a t-shirt with spike saying Ellie's "oh yea :)"
At 1:44:11 you can see Jacob (Alpharad) shoot into the hoop and the ball disappears, this has irreparable impact on the rest game and causes him to lose everything
1:14:20 None of them picked up on (or at least mentioned) that if Ellie stole just ONE more coin from Jacob, she would have been able to have Daisy steal a star. But Jacob's button mashing is on point.
Dude thats not best moments. thats clearly just where the video ends and starts. There is no possible way you could've viewed the entire video at this point in time. Downvoted for false information.
Jo on turns 7 and 8 has the energy of the farmer from that one Buddhist proverb where a bunch of good and bad things happen to him and he stays chill about it
(Spoilers) Jacob deciding to steal a star from jo instead of gold piping at the very end was some truly heinous villainy that everyone seemed to ignore
Honestly Colin being the villain this game was crazy. Frankly I don't think he did anything wrong. Him stealing a star from Ellie was because of random. And then getting mad at Colin for the cursed dice instead of Jo who put the star steal was wild. #ColinDidNothingWrong etc etc
hello alpharad platinum, the youtube player watermark currently displays alpharad gold please fix this so we no longer have to see this imposter that can never compare to the luxury of platinum
I know Jo doesn’t like being called jojo bc of his name but seriously that story was just a jojo protagonist introduction. “(Has name with Jo in it) But all my friends call me jojo”
I'm glad Ellie's back, but it's weird as hell hearing that name at the beginning of videos again, after I came out and chose that as MY name (for unrelated reasons)
He’s so entertaining to watch play Mario Party because you can tell he’s sweating so bad but doesn’t want others to know so he can manipulate them into fighting eachother. I have no idea how he convinced them to not steal from him even though he was objectively winning. It’s frustrating but it’s impressive, makes it easy to root against him
@@trellis2353 na I was rooting for Jo the whole time. Jo got so robbed from an honest victory cause of the gas light god Alpha convinced people to steal from Jo.
I don't know what kind of black magic it takes to have the 3 other players try to screw each other up when you yourself have 2 stars, a waluigi and 2 golden pipes (so essentially a 4 star lead on turn like, 16), to be honest. How is Alpharad like this. What kind of snake tongue did they speak to make that happen.
25:46 this isn’t even gaslighting. Colin is just lying to prove his imaginary point. Edit: Ok, maybe the animation just doesn’t show because he keeps saying he’s charging and nothing happens.
1:34:16 looks like hitting it at the same time provides a huge boost, kind of like when you ground pound at the same time as other people to wipe the screen.
I love how the normal comedy and meme wholesomeness turns into semi-serious arguments and actual friendship based decisions. This is peak Alpharad Platinum content.
I really hope we see somebody choose blue and red spaces double sometime because I wanna see people getting and losing 24 coins on those spaces when they have a jamboree buddy
Misogyny, gaslighting, friend-on-friend Mario Party violence, so this really is a Mario Party game
gaslighting? what gaslighting? you're crazy bro.
@@reagansido5823 What I, no but the, I the oh no bandwagon effect, no you're so right everyone who thought there was gaslighting was so wrong
there is no gaslighting in Ba Sin Mario
why did colin do all those things??
Gaslighting isn’t real it’s only gaslighting when you’re lying to me
Every time i look at the comments of these videos it feels like a big field full of like 100 people all scattered around the field and if you walk up to one of the people they will either talk about the field in question or babble seemingly incomprehensible gibberish. and i think that's a beautiful sight.
By the gods, there are dragons attacking, you need to get out of the field
Babba gabbla babbla
deebgle boopel dillybo apog kfsmbs wtk kdgaag
whatever
Grrr
Alpha's dice rolls: 4, 1, 8, 3, 5, 10, (2,9,5), (4,2), 4(+5), 5, 4, 4, 3, 5, 10, (1,4), 2, 6, 3, (1,5)
25 dice blocks hit, with a total of 110. If you don't count the cursed dice on turn 19, the total is 107 with 24 dice blocks, for an average of 3.96. There is a 4% chance of getting this unlucky. However, only 5 of the 24 hits were a 6 or higher, which has a 0.33% chance of happening.
Denied
mad respect einstein 🙏
to be fair, 4% really isn't too unlikely, this is only exceptional because it's jacob. An average roll of about 1 below the EV with a sample size of 24/25 is pretty standard
the results screen says he moved 115 spaces 2:18:47
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868anything below 5% is generally considered statistically significant. It's interesting to actually see a situation where we run into a type 1 error. (Pardon me, I'm a stats tutor 😅)
Ellie's train sound is actually pretty cool it does sound like a locomotive.
Also, don't know if they come up with the idea in the video, but me need a t-shirt with spike saying Ellie's "oh yea :)"
I tabbed out of my nuzlocke out of disbelief. It's genuinely weird how realistic it sounds.
i'd like a shirt that says "time to wiggle :)"
She js like me fr
I instantly pictured the train from Spirit Tracks strolling through the plains hearing that sound, like a cute miniature toy locomotive.
I THOUGHT SHE BLEW ONE OF THE TRAIN WHISTLES THAT WAS ACTUALLY HER ??
Colin independently coming up with and entirely buying into the over-charge playground rumor is one of the littlest bro moments
i like when they plug the patreon cause if there's one thing this channel needed, it was microtransactions
Yeah, everytime Jo mentions it as a punchline I just feel like the joke had a paywall.
gonna go get my mums credit card!! :)
At 1:44:11 you can see Jacob (Alpharad) shoot into the hoop and the ball disappears, this has irreparable impact on the rest game and causes him to lose everything
1:41:11 not 44, but yeah, that random ball disappearing costs him the minigame
holy shit lmao this game rly hates him
hey yeah wtf was that
@@ash_sunday and yet he STILL won 😭
1:14:20 None of them picked up on (or at least mentioned) that if Ellie stole just ONE more coin from Jacob, she would have been able to have Daisy steal a star. But Jacob's button mashing is on point.
Timestamps of BEST MOMENTS:
0:00 Video Starts here
0:27 Leaf Transition
2:19:30 Video Ends here
I loved when it ended
Lol
1:09:45 Video is halfway done here
Dude thats not best moments. thats clearly just where the video ends and starts. There is no possible way you could've viewed the entire video at this point in time. Downvoted for false information.
@@noahtaylor1721 That's a good one! I cant believe I missed it.
1:41:09 Jacob's ball fucking despawning making him lose lmfao
Jo on turns 7 and 8 has the energy of the farmer from that one Buddhist proverb where a bunch of good and bad things happen to him and he stays chill about it
You can hear collin getting older
after all, he IS almost 13
@@floppy9532 double digits!
It actually is so crazy to watch little bro grow up
I sometimes forget alpharad platinum is like 40 now
5 years old wow!
Super Mario Party Jamboree: 👍
Misogyny: 👎
Disagree
Misogyny on the other hand: 👍
to quote a friend, "Shut up, they're both awesome"
when?
I'm so glad Ellie's mic sounds like that because we wouldn't get such guttural noises otherwise
just wanna point out alpharads basketball just disappearing when it shouldve gone in at 1:41:10
Bro, that just poofed outta existence
Crazy how that made him get second, too.
jo technically having a deadname was a lore drop i did not expect
yeah I was like 🤨 slay? 😊
I support not deadnaming JoSniffy
Where in video
hi jo
(Spoilers) Jacob deciding to steal a star from jo instead of gold piping at the very end was some truly heinous villainy that everyone seemed to ignore
it was the correct play
That’s Mario party
I mean, he asked and Jo said to do it.
ellie as spike makes so much sense. hes such an egg-shaped fella
Honestly Colin being the villain this game was crazy. Frankly I don't think he did anything wrong. Him stealing a star from Ellie was because of random. And then getting mad at Colin for the cursed dice instead of Jo who put the star steal was wild. #ColinDidNothingWrong etc etc
I felt so crazy watching it, all Colin had to do was say it was a random steal to absolve himself #ColinDidNothingWrong #HonestGame
@@Hamster0124 Doesn't stop hurt feelings from being inconvenient.
damn, that leaf transition always thows me back to the plussy era
… So I’m dyslexic…
@connt1nu3 oh don’t worry about that, the similarities between “plussy” and the word you read it as was 100% intentional.
@@astercat49 oh that actually does make me feel better
Thats a hit
@@connt1nu3I remember one deluxe era video Jacob mentioned that he lost a sponsorship deal because they called their fans “plussies”
With all those low rolls from jacob I was half-expecting the bonus star to be slowpoke. That would have entirely explained why his rolls were bad.
Shout out the Three Throw game for completely deleting Alpha's ball at 1:41:10 which would have made him win.
YES
THEY HACE FINALLY REPEATED A GAME
THE BIT DIDNT EXIST!!!!!!!
YEY!!!!!
I LOVE REPETITIONS
persona 5 royal still has a chance
@@frayzard persona royal is the new paper mario TTYD
Only seeing it once each 2 years
repetition repetition repetition
they already technically repeated this game since they played the demo in target or whatever
Demos dont count as seen by gold playing wonder demo and then the actual game @@asher3311
1:41:10 Jacob lost because of game design and didn’t even realize. Ball just disappears as it’s going into the hoop.
No fr this is so wild the ball clipped out of bounds but the hoop still registered as full and they didn't get any points
ALPHARAD PURPLE??????
Day 13
Beginning to wonder if the bit is worth it
@@youngsorcerer23Keep going never give up
the bit is always worth it
I will remain steadfast 🫡
A soldier doing their honest work. I salute you 🫡🫡🫡@@youngsorcerer23
The next thumbnail will be Koopa Troopa holding a Star
No it will be Spike
itll be minecraft steve
6:38 the one scene from ratatouille where he takes a bite and remembers his childhood
Honestly I think Ellie has major Colin energy, but instead of Jacob and Jo bullying her they like her instead
21:01 everyone watch this on repeat and laugh at alpharad, no one ever let him forget this moment
hello alpharad platinum, the youtube player watermark currently displays alpharad gold
please fix this so we no longer have to see this imposter that can never compare to the luxury of platinum
Impostor? Sus amongus?
@@Ssstone3.14dude
@@bingushead3491 impostre vedted
@@Ssstone3.14 self report
@@Platitudinous9000 nk it waz pink (binhus)
I know Jo doesn’t like being called jojo bc of his name but seriously that story was just a jojo protagonist introduction. “(Has name with Jo in it) But all my friends call me jojo”
here before this commenter's shadow ban
28:55 Jo's Bananasoule is resurfacing
I'm glad Ellie's back, but it's weird as hell hearing that name at the beginning of videos again, after I came out and chose that as MY name (for unrelated reasons)
I like how spike flattens when he hits his dice
1:41:11 Jacob's basketball just, disappeared????
I unpaused at 52:26 after having the video paused for several minutes and having forgotten what the context was. What a time to do that
Man Jacob just sweats and then pretends he’s not the sweatiest of the group
He’s so entertaining to watch play Mario Party because you can tell he’s sweating so bad but doesn’t want others to know so he can manipulate them into fighting eachother. I have no idea how he convinced them to not steal from him even though he was objectively winning. It’s frustrating but it’s impressive, makes it easy to root against him
@@trellis2353 na I was rooting for Jo the whole time. Jo got so robbed from an honest victory cause of the gas light god Alpha convinced people to steal from Jo.
Real life mad that colin isn’t spike. He’s by far the most lil bro character in all of mario
If only there was a piece of merch that summarized their stance on misogyny, I would buy that!
I don't know what kind of black magic it takes to have the 3 other players try to screw each other up when you yourself have 2 stars, a waluigi and 2 golden pipes (so essentially a 4 star lead on turn like, 16), to be honest.
How is Alpharad like this. What kind of snake tongue did they speak to make that happen.
But Alpha was so nice :)
29:35 feminist and trans positive jo dub
30:44 going immediately from "growth mindset" to begging for their lives to Ellie's masterful "nuh uh"
1:20:13 the duality of alpharad platinum
LE and Colin in same video?!?!?
New peak.
1:30:41 i love Ellie so much, so glad shes back💞
12:42 Picking jump the gun frame one was a perfectly set up joke they didn't capitalize on lmao
12:08 43:34 classic dot Colin
Ellie almost got got. She really dodged a bullet.
Edit: 1:34:00 HmMmMmMmmmmmMMMMMMM... I got no beef with Ellie so I'll leave it at that.
1:41:11 alpha's ball just disappears before it lands in the golden hoop, leading to him losing that minigame
48:26 they did not put the tweet on screen
Leaf transitions give me joy
28:52 smiling friends core
it was such a VISCERAL scream
25:46 this isn’t even gaslighting. Colin is just lying to prove his imaginary point.
Edit: Ok, maybe the animation just doesn’t show because he keeps saying he’s charging and nothing happens.
When they are mean to dotColin on Alpharad Platinum 😠
i forgot how much i missed this channel being able to play the same game more than once
this was some reality tv level drama
42:07 new morning alarm just dropped
Never been so jealous of little guys
@kikiretzorg1467 it's okay you can be a little guy too
28:12 best part about this is that you can see alpha moving the golf island as if he was playing on jo's game
1:34:16 looks like hitting it at the same time provides a huge boost, kind of like when you ground pound at the same time as other people to wipe the screen.
I love how the alpharad gold thing is still is the bottom right
Alpha having to play mediator when he's usually sowing chaos is actually too wild :')
I love how the normal comedy and meme wholesomeness turns into semi-serious arguments and actual friendship based decisions. This is peak Alpharad Platinum content.
Amazing how we got the lore of Jo's name in this episode
6 minutes in and Colin is fighting his ghosts. Good episode
43:21 it’s crazy that Jo said that because 42 is literally my lucky number. Is this a sign that I need to pledge to the patreon 🤔
Lead transition goes insane
Do you mean lead or lead?
@@Ssstone3.14 it is Lead as in “the word Lead”
im so glad colin and ellie have some interaction
31:51 what did Jo say here???
“Jacob’s got a pretty nice kit right now, not gonna lie”
I can't believe Alpharad called the Para-Biddybuds at 1:17:58 "Biddybuddies."
Crazy Colin didnt take Spike. Hes like the biggest lil bro character in the game.
Colin chose for Jacob to win
1:24:16 The trap setup sound sends me, why does it sound like a gun cocking?!
Jo was literally Collin targetor than get salty at the end
Shoutout to the ball that jacob threw in the middle row at 1:41:11 disappearing out of nowhere and costing him the victory
can confirm that we do love it when you plug the patreon
I love Collin friendship arc this episode
you guys posted this and i forgot you were allowed to play the same videogame twice
love how alpha says Jo is evil when alpha is the aizen of mario party
Game recognize game
@@gamingwithyoty7725best way to win is by putting someone else in the hot seat after all.
42:10 *Colin’s terrible attempt at beatboxing* “Time to wiggle 🔊”
43:45 Colin’s poppin hot
Bro Jacob’s a real stoic
Can’t wait for the Toadette raid boss that has all the stars from superstars
“What’s the highest pitch noise you can make” is the most Ellie thing
Someone actually played Mario in a Mario Party Game!?
28:46 the fnaf noise is so accurate 😭
Their most toxic video yet?
Thank you Mr Platinum.
We need this whole squad playing every board of this game! That would be the best!
Collin did nothing wrong (idk i wasn’t really paying attention i just heard them getting mad at him)
11:40 of course Jo loves the hi. hi jo.
this video being 2 hours long really threw me off from catching up, I'm finally getting to it now, thank you for the plethora of content
i haven’t watched a video on this channel in ages time to go watch minecraft the way home again
I feel what jacob went through, I cant roll for shit either in this specific mario party, I think they changed how the dice rng works
28:12 jacob.exe has stopped working
I think Colins voice changed since he was last on here, I didn't even recognize it.
We are so back
Just woke up from a coma, where’s Altrive? He was my reason for living
check Magic the Noah. Altrive shows up in his vids and is as Altrive as ever.
Jacob's ball despawned *twice*???
new mario party video? that’s a hit.
I really hope we see somebody choose blue and red spaces double sometime because I wanna see people getting and losing 24 coins on those spaces when they have a jamboree buddy