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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @chefschmixer
    @chefschmixer 2 месяца назад +1863

    Jo and Jacob using time travel to try and make Shyguy win and accidentally making Master DK win is the type of greed they warn you about in the movies

    • @yomireal7570
      @yomireal7570 2 месяца назад +240

      The only timeline where they were able to make shy guy win being the one where Jacob puts DK CLOSER to the star was an insane plot twist

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 2 месяца назад +73

      There was no timeline where they won, Master DK and Easy Shy Guy were training three years for this

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 2 месяца назад +22

      I was legit screaming at the screen for them to both just buy a star last turn without resetting it. DK wouldn't have won if they just did that.

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 2 месяца назад +66

      @@ThePi314Man The goal was to make Shy Guy win 1st place

    • @leakysteve5613
      @leakysteve5613 2 месяца назад +17

      Icarus complex moment

  • @soggy_bozo9052
    @soggy_bozo9052 2 месяца назад +484

    7:03 nonlinear storytelling

  • @acmorris
    @acmorris 2 месяца назад +760

    The merch popup foreshadowing the very video its in is hard

  • @yeah8767
    @yeah8767 2 месяца назад +250

    what a beautiful tale about the hubris of thinking that nigh omnipotent power grants you control over your fate

    • @Ka_chi1
      @Ka_chi1 2 месяца назад +2

      Literally diavolo from jojo

  • @Nubcakelmfao
    @Nubcakelmfao 2 месяца назад +646

    I cannot describe how much I've missed Mario Party on this channel. Perfect podcast vibes

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 2 месяца назад +29

      Altrive isn't here in-person, but definitely here in spirit
      I felt his presence whenever 21 or 9 + 10 was on screen

    • @bomberbosses
      @bomberbosses 2 месяца назад +10

      @@altermike3197 i pretended dash was donkey kong

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 2 месяца назад

      i resubbed due to mario party.

  • @zebteched
    @zebteched 2 месяца назад +902

    Bowser sure does say fuck yeah

    • @MagicSwordKing
      @MagicSwordKing 2 месяца назад +21

      fuck yeah he does

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 2 месяца назад +8

      I heard a slur>.>

    • @papaelf420
      @papaelf420 2 месяца назад +23

      @@cryochick9044 I heard green needle

    • @poiri
      @poiri 2 месяца назад +15

      @@papaelf420I heard white and gold

    • @codenamec.a.t2480
      @codenamec.a.t2480 2 месяца назад +3

      @@poiriI heard kiki

  • @kylepantoja-KP
    @kylepantoja-KP 2 месяца назад +192

    One episode into the new Mario party and we already have branching timelines and WR speedruns. This channel truly is platinum

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 2 месяца назад +421

    0:25 GRRR? WE HAVE A GRRR STICKER? we're so back, plussies

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 2 месяца назад +195

    I love how this began as a fun wacky party episode with a stupidly good DK and a lovable silly Shy Guy before ending in some deep time-travel shenanigans. Usual day on Alpharad Platinum.

    • @bomberbosses
      @bomberbosses 2 месяца назад +1

      it’s like a regular show episode

  • @franklinchadsworth6651
    @franklinchadsworth6651 2 месяца назад +625

    Ngl I thought they were gonna bait us and play superstars or some shit

    • @beeftips1628
      @beeftips1628 2 месяца назад +93

      Nah this is platinum, man, completely different. That would be a gold thing to do

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 2 месяца назад +91

      ​@@beeftips1628that would be a Deluxe thing to do, gold doesn't have enough games for that

    • @phibby8966
      @phibby8966 2 месяца назад +12

      honestly im down to watch any mario party

    • @stilldamaged3945
      @stilldamaged3945 2 месяца назад +2

      The real play would be mystery dungeon again.

  • @ninjathis3009
    @ninjathis3009 2 месяца назад +153

    1:44:31 That stupid little picture of Luigi looks so dang silly, like he's a little plush toy being sold as merch with an eyes-glazed, fuzzy look wtf

    • @joshford256
      @joshford256 2 месяца назад +12

      It reminds me of Mario RPG!

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 2 месяца назад +2

      That's how all the jamboree buddies look, it's so funny to me for that exact reason

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 2 месяца назад +42

    44:10 DK clearly knows where the flags offscreen are, that minigame is so unfair for humans lol

  • @shadyhusky1437
    @shadyhusky1437 2 месяца назад +79

    0:35 you dont need to level to get the unlockable characters, they are hidden somewhere on the map from the hot air balloon, unlockable from the beginning, have fun searching!

  • @ACEepic
    @ACEepic 2 месяца назад +137

    video started out as just another wholesome mario party vid and ended with the plot of rezero, truly peak

  • @starwarslover015
    @starwarslover015 2 месяца назад +45

    Them "reseting the timeline" Leading to doom feels like Final Destination or something

  • @throwawaydetective9080
    @throwawaydetective9080 2 месяца назад +416

    Hear me out. You’ve done Master DK, Master Daisy, and Easy ShyGuy. It’s time for:
    Normal Ninji

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 2 месяца назад +27

      I really hope my RUclips isn't glitched and the rest of the comment is actually just empty

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 2 месяца назад +4

      This needs traction

    • @ollieolii8137
      @ollieolii8137 2 месяца назад +7

      The alliteration is there, but the fire isn’t, I fear

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@ollieolii8137 they can call him Normie Ninji I guess

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 2 месяца назад

      @@shrilleth so was it empty or not?

  • @jaredtheastralartist2510
    @jaredtheastralartist2510 2 месяца назад +65

    I really love what they did with the Ally system. Special abilities are unique for different circumstances, and because each one of them are random, it adds a little bit of an element of surprise to it, making people strategize on the fly. They’re also double edged swords in a way because they double positive and negative effects on the board, and they can be taken from. The Ally mini games are also really fun.

  • @spazisspaz6074
    @spazisspaz6074 2 месяца назад +18

    1:23:02 "I wish there wasn't a timer and it just kept getting faster"
    Bro just reinvented Piano Tiles, lol

  • @lucinamain6861
    @lucinamain6861 2 месяца назад +40

    Master DK is like Thanos. He wins in every timeline except for one.

  • @bzzt629
    @bzzt629 2 месяца назад +23

    I spent the majority of this video creating a story in my head of the yellow Shy Guys and the Goombas in the background. So much drama was happening between them. Now I am going to go write a fic about.

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 2 месяца назад

      💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 2 месяца назад +4

      Fr, am curious what you did with the shy guy whose stamp sheet was thrown to the fountain

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 2 месяца назад +1

      I wish I still had your whimsy. genuinely.

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 2 месяца назад +75

    "Colin didn't have enough money, lil bro brokey".......do you guys not.....pay Colin?

    • @lars5381
      @lars5381 2 месяца назад +40

      He's paid in exposure so it's fine he gets paid enough

  • @bulkypigeon
    @bulkypigeon 2 месяца назад +173

    “FUCK YEAH!” -Bowser

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott 2 месяца назад +287

    WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 2 месяца назад +24

    1:20:50
    End of Act One.
    Act Two begins

    • @ignitedchao
      @ignitedchao 2 месяца назад +1

      the fact that instantly, right then and there, the game was decided, like it was destiny, is so funny

  • @stickham_
    @stickham_ 2 месяца назад +21

    45:16 "That's my 13th reason why right there"
    *Rolls a 13*

  • @eastonfields
    @eastonfields 2 месяца назад +22

    At 36:10 yall are talking about it not having the spaces to star, but it's in the top left, I don't know how yall missed it

    • @eastonfields
      @eastonfields 2 месяца назад +16

      At 37:00 yes I did already prep my comment, now gimme the extended paper mario thousand year door video

  • @cogbait
    @cogbait 2 месяца назад +103

    Opening the video with “FUCK YEAH” is a hit

  • @Pax-con
    @Pax-con 2 месяца назад +36

    We live in the good timeline where little bro won, parse the Stars!
    (We do not talk about the dark timeline.)

  • @flgygax4640
    @flgygax4640 2 месяца назад +40

    The end of this video feels like a Steins;Gate/Re:Zero episode

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 2 месяца назад +71

    Thank you for the shirt 7:03

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 2 месяца назад +16

    You don’t unlock the characters in this game by leveling the battle pass, they’re on islands in the mode select
    Pauline is relatively close on a beach island, and Ninji is on a distant pair of islands.

  • @squiddu
    @squiddu 2 месяца назад +22

    Joy-Cons have such clicky buttons with so small travel distance that if you learn to vibrate your finger on top of a button, you can mash like crazy

    • @justed8771
      @justed8771 2 месяца назад +4

      Joycon jitterclicking

    • @squiddu
      @squiddu 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@justed8771 my family continues to be confused and dazed at how fast I mash jitterclicking

    • @justed8771
      @justed8771 2 месяца назад +4

      @@squiddu i used to play a lot of Minecraft pvp so o got really good at jitterclicking and other fast clicking method so sometimes I just click fast when I'm bored in class or something and my friends are all shocked it's funny

  • @bomberbosses
    @bomberbosses 2 месяца назад +23

    easy shy guy is the scariest cpu because it’s the greatest humiliation to lose to him

  • @silviagray4244
    @silviagray4244 2 месяца назад +16

    54:35 100% starless stamps super mario party jamboree

    • @ThePureSynergist
      @ThePureSynergist 2 месяца назад +1

      It’ll never be beat. Put it in the history books.

  • @namegoeshere12
    @namegoeshere12 2 месяца назад +58

    finally, the sequel to "NEW MARIO PARTY"

  • @justmonika3333
    @justmonika3333 2 месяца назад +70

    I was fully expecting an OG Super Mario Party video

  • @catinabox924
    @catinabox924 2 месяца назад +86

    0:02 joe speaks

    • @iseegreen5297
      @iseegreen5297 2 месяца назад +25

      2:27:13 joel finally breaths his last line

    • @ender1570_
      @ender1570_ 2 месяца назад +7

      No

  • @metallicmedlay
    @metallicmedlay 2 месяца назад +14

    I can't wait to see the story of Master Donkey Kong and Easy Shy Guy, truly a tale of all time

  • @inkyisdreaming
    @inkyisdreaming 2 месяца назад +23

    And when we needed him most… He appeared.
    Master DK.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 2 месяца назад +12

    18:08 4/20! GIVE IT UP FOR 4/20!

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 2 месяца назад +22

    Jo being the biggest Koopa fan is my favorite thing. Me too, buddy.

  • @derpysquid6595
    @derpysquid6595 2 месяца назад +29

    Imagine if there was a mode where each character had their own gimmick in the mini games. Like imagine if peach had a float, dk could punch/shove any mini game, koopa can go into his shell (can’t decide between I frames or letting him spin out of control) Luigi can jump higher, yoshi can jump further, Mario stuns people longer when jumping on them, Monty mole can dig holes, WARIO just steals coins from people. You see the potential

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 2 месяца назад +8

      Mario Party x Wario Ware Get It Together

  • @VanadiumVoxel
    @VanadiumVoxel 2 месяца назад +19

    40:10 Sorry but this is the biggest b*tch move I've seen Jacob pull 😂😂

  • @altermike3197
    @altermike3197 2 месяца назад +13

    This episode is a hit
    I genuinely love your Mario Party videos, unironically the most entertaining Mario Party content; a close second is Sidequest, but nobody does it like Alpharad Platinum
    I did miss Altrive in this one, the cold war with Master DK was awesome; but still, because of this video, it only made me wanna get this game even more
    {Edit}
    I will also send the Koopa hi sticker to Jo if nobody else has

  • @throwawaydetective9080
    @throwawaydetective9080 2 месяца назад +16

    TIMELINE MANIPULATION

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 2 месяца назад +8

    the buddy minigames last so long omg holy shit
    i looked at the timer and expected it to be almost over and there was still a minute left 💀

  • @flamingscar5263
    @flamingscar5263 2 месяца назад +13

    Master DK is the logical evolution of hard DK, the next step is Hard Master DK

    • @Hapsasa
      @Hapsasa 2 месяца назад +1

      And the final stage is "Harder, Master DK"

  • @TrueCrouton
    @TrueCrouton 2 месяца назад +6

    Hot Cross Blocks has instilled a rage in me that no other Mario Party minigame has ever managed to instill in me. Very cool game, 10/10.

  • @bamf57
    @bamf57 2 месяца назад +16

    "f*** yeah" is the new "HIT!"

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 2 месяца назад +9

    Shy Guy as the 1 in a 1v3: Throw me to the wolfs and I'm fucking dead.

  • @MesmerizerMikuuuu
    @MesmerizerMikuuuu 2 месяца назад +11

    8:18 ooo a reference to DS!!! My favorite and only Mario Party :)

  • @Bimbus225
    @Bimbus225 2 месяца назад +14

    “That would’ve been my 13th reason why”
    *rolls a 13*

  • @karelpgbr
    @karelpgbr 2 месяца назад +3

    I love this! This is such a good vibe, proper podcast type of moment!
    Also, I need to know if there’s stickers, so I can finally update my pf pic (which was Toad’s thumbs up from the previous Mario Party)
    EDIT: 4:07 STICKERS, YIPPEE

  • @peaceful7610
    @peaceful7610 2 месяца назад +15

    Ending of this video is the result of steins;gate

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 2 месяца назад +7

      NAH NO WAY JO MADE THE SAME REFERENCE

  • @paulthemailman9915
    @paulthemailman9915 2 месяца назад +6

    I need a compilation of Jacob making Shy Guy little bro noises

  • @Dnn57572
    @Dnn57572 2 месяца назад +7

    2:16 the wiggler poster with milk

  • @joshford256
    @joshford256 2 месяца назад +10

    Somehow this episode turned into Undertale

    • @frozenflame1723
      @frozenflame1723 2 месяца назад +2

      Basically became the Shy Sans Guy Jamboree pacifist speedrun

  • @lightningstorm2100
    @lightningstorm2100 2 месяца назад +4

    God I missed these videos, Alpharad sweating in Mario Party is one of my favorite things on RUclips

  • @Yamartim
    @Yamartim 2 месяца назад +3

    I like how this is mostly a super chill channel, but give them 30 mins of a new Mario party and they start going insane and fighting each other right away

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 2 месяца назад +3

    This video is very “One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to prevent it”

  • @countnecula3036
    @countnecula3036 2 месяца назад +10

    This is definitely an Alpharad Platinum moment

  • @chlebi_
    @chlebi_ 2 месяца назад +5

    34:08 some griptape could do the trick, I think there might be some specifically for that type of controller.

  • @beniyasha_higurashi
    @beniyasha_higurashi 2 месяца назад +22

    This is truly the Mario Party™ video of all time. Welcome back, Hard DK and Jo getting to play as Koopa Troopa

  • @JesseJesse1
    @JesseJesse1 2 месяца назад +36

    She party on my mario till I jamboree

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom 2 месяца назад +2

      [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

  • @Jaemisu
    @Jaemisu 2 месяца назад

    2:10:30 is one of the greatest moments in cinematic history, the buildup throughout the whole video, time travelling to change the timeline, what goes around comes around, and the inevitable becomes reality

  • @AdanFS
    @AdanFS 2 месяца назад +4

    11:40 With no Collaboration between the team of 3 (random inputs for everyone) the solo player has about a 60% chance of winning

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 2 месяца назад

      I guess it looks fair in theory there huh

  • @GardenFlowerz
    @GardenFlowerz 2 месяца назад +7

    In class right now. I was craving the sounds of chaos, thanks Alpha

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba 2 месяца назад +3

    12:30 EVERY TIME a round starts I hear Paralyzer, it's driving me insane

  • @allieummm
    @allieummm 2 месяца назад +6

    the ally koopa sticker will be a wonderful addition to my laptop

  • @darvaza5140
    @darvaza5140 2 месяца назад +3

    it feels good seeing a proper series on this channel again

  • @CrowLady0_0
    @CrowLady0_0 2 месяца назад +5

    i was like "wow how is the last turn that long?" then i understood

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 2 месяца назад +8

    3:03 This shy guy render is from mario party 9 and they didn’t even use the one in the same pose from this game
    Koopa’s and DK’s is from super mario party
    Peach’s is the only one made for this game
    Shy Guy’s is so out of place because it’s 12 years old.

  • @87bees68
    @87bees68 2 месяца назад +18

    WE’RE BACK! in the wise words of bowser, “fuck yea”

  • @TotalyNotTony
    @TotalyNotTony 2 месяца назад +8

    I love the variety of mario enemies in the minigames for this one, you've got flurries and anttroopers and grrolls, it's great

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 2 месяца назад +1

    1:23:02 This game can be endless in free play. You can enable an endless mode in free play, 4 other games also have that option.

  • @that.guy.1208
    @that.guy.1208 2 месяца назад +2

    The streak of videos is BACK TO ONE BABY! Alpharad platinum is GOING STRONG THIS YEAR!

  • @leodotlol
    @leodotlol 2 месяца назад +3

    been surviving off of the superstars videos lately , i'm so very excited for a new mario party series

  • @autumn7
    @autumn7 2 месяца назад +1

    this feels like zero escape virtue's last reward when you go back in time to change your choices in the ambidex game to get different outcomes

  • @groudonmario
    @groudonmario 2 месяца назад +4

    This Shy Guy is my spirit animal

  • @fansalad8693
    @fansalad8693 2 месяца назад +1

    alpharad plus mario party is my favourite comfort show thanks for bringing this back i hope master dk makes a return

    • @fansalad8693
      @fansalad8693 2 месяца назад

      thanks for bringing him back

    • @arcviper27
      @arcviper27 20 дней назад

      i had this on in the background while building furniture

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 месяца назад +1

    I loved the part where Hard DK went "I am inevitable" and Jacob responded "I‘m Jacob Alpharad"

  • @jacoberlofer6821
    @jacoberlofer6821 2 месяца назад +1

    17:50 “5 rounds with DK evil evil game” was crazy

  • @TRUEDARKBOSS
    @TRUEDARKBOSS 2 месяца назад +2

    Rewriting history to help shyguy get a star is crazy

  • @BananHippi
    @BananHippi 2 месяца назад +2

    Imagine playing a baby game like Mario Party on release, but taking 20 years to play the classic Phantom Dust for Xbox and PC.

  • @derpysquid6595
    @derpysquid6595 2 месяца назад +3

    did you guys notice that they didnt speed up the escalator? they really stretching this out for ad space. never change alpharad platnium

  • @jacobottesen1949
    @jacobottesen1949 2 месяца назад +2

    I am so ready for all the mario party content

  • @Wewerefunny
    @Wewerefunny 2 месяца назад +1

    The real prime timeline is where Jacob sees his turn 18 line; Buy a custom die at the shop turn 18, custom a 10 on turn 19 to land on the super store and buy the glove so on turn 20 he can give another star to little bro (and roll at least a 4 to steal from DK with Boo)

  • @JackMedi775
    @JackMedi775 2 месяца назад +1

    Can’t wait to see the rest of the maps! Your old Mario party videos are so good and this game looks great too!

  • @phitowns
    @phitowns 2 месяца назад +2

    I love that donkey Kong still has retractable teeth

  • @jiggypoof8967
    @jiggypoof8967 2 месяца назад +4

    koopa ally shirt will be real October 17 2024

  • @butter_0021
    @butter_0021 2 месяца назад +5

    We still have not played the same game twice this year.

  • @_sorbetunderscore
    @_sorbetunderscore 2 месяца назад +1

    24:40 “hi jo”
    Jacob Alpharius 2024

  • @YoYork
    @YoYork 2 месяца назад +1

    Jacob and Jo using time travel to try to rig a win only to learn about universal constants is the reason I missed this channel.

  • @Genasidal
    @Genasidal 2 месяца назад +1

    Alpharad Platinum made the Stein's Gate of Mario Party and I think that says a lot to the extremely high quality of this channel. Good job Mr. Platinums.

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu 2 месяца назад +1

    For the minigame with the hammer where Peach had to hide each time, there's a 40% chance that the team of 3 wins according to the binomial distribution.
    However, the team of 3 can swing it in their favor by stacking all of their votes on the same spot, which is good because it's all or nothing. You either get 0 or 3 hits. The fact that 1 or 2 hits doesn't matter and would mean Peach still wins the game is why you want to go all or nothing like that. Using that strategy, the team has a winning chance of 58% instead.
    Surprisingly well designed game since regardless everybody gets to participate trying to carry the team, one person could theoretically hit all 3 times and be the sole person to make the team win.

  • @ElectricalMatthew
    @ElectricalMatthew 2 месяца назад +4

    This game looks great and I’m getting my copy soon

  • @nuzzlx
    @nuzzlx 2 месяца назад +1

    ive waited so long for the Mario Party vids to come back. Welcome back Alpharad Deluxe

  • @IceHeartAlpha
    @IceHeartAlpha 2 месяца назад

    love the switch mentality
    from “silly win” to “help lil bro shyguy” as soon it became a possibility 😂

  • @Gaia_BentosZX5
    @Gaia_BentosZX5 2 месяца назад +2

    Time for that tradition of Alpharad getting his ass beat by Hard DK.

  • @thetrickyone4666
    @thetrickyone4666 2 месяца назад +3

    Back to daily uploads sometimes i love it