This game is unlosable, surely

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus Месяц назад +608

    You got so caught up in playing against Human Yoshi that failed to realise AI Toad was the real villain

  • @macmonkeyhat
    @macmonkeyhat Месяц назад +375

    For anyone wondering when the Yoshi dropped out, it was some point either straight after or during the sled to the edge mini game. His high score is still shown during sled to the edge, meaning he was real when it started, but by the next turn he’s already AI as it doesn’t play the cutscene when he steals coins

    • @reagansido5823
      @reagansido5823 Месяц назад +66

      I can't believe they lost that minigame in particular and ragequit lmao.

    • @orlamc5051
      @orlamc5051 Месяц назад

      ​@@reagansido5823 Either that or Nintendo online shoddy connection. I've been kicked out of many games thanks to that

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 Месяц назад +366

    Oh my god the fact that toad points out that you got 3 stars in one turn _and_ that it doesn't show up on the graph.

    • @Plunkcown
      @Plunkcown Месяц назад +36

      so based they coded that into the game

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka Месяц назад +8

      I could've sworn it says that even if you don't lose a star but I could be mistaken

  • @bugcatcherharold5315
    @bugcatcherharold5315 Месяц назад +140

    "If only Toad was a real person who could feel agony." Mario Party really brings out Alpharad's inner bastard.

    • @MsCerealCat
      @MsCerealCat Месяц назад +19

      AI Toad got the last laugh

  • @jiggypoof8967
    @jiggypoof8967 Месяц назад +296

    I read “unlosable” in the title as “insoluble” and thought Jacob and hi Jo were going to melt the cartridge in acid

  • @Pearl_Blossom
    @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад +272

    59:00 you had 47 coins left over after this. If you had actually played the last minigame you would've had 57 and could've stolen Toad's star

    • @AgelessCharade
      @AgelessCharade Месяц назад +82

      Unfortunately, it wouldn't have mattered. He steals Toad's star, Toad steals it back, and then he loses because Toad has more coins.

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk Месяц назад +5

      ​@AgelessCharade this is why u should steal coins and then steal the star, that way toad wouldnt have had the coins for stealing it back

    • @aradskull1231
      @aradskull1231 Месяц назад +26

      @@zGoldenHawk How? He didn't have Waluigi

    • @jakeschwarzkopf2540
      @jakeschwarzkopf2540 Месяц назад +5

      It definitely would have mattered… he’d be up one star and toad would be down one. That would’ve canceled out toads steal

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад +9

      @@jakeschwarzkopf2540 no it wouldn't give Jr an extra star because then he wouldn't have Gold Piped, it'd only take a star from Toad

  • @yeyo3604
    @yeyo3604 Месяц назад +180

    You guys should make a sticker combination that a viewer could send to prove they’re a fan. Like a code

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk Месяц назад +11

      hit hi then something similiar to jo

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Месяц назад +32

      ​@@zGoldenHawk "hi" into mashing a super obnoxious or annoying sticker. True combo

    • @_KungFuBarbie_
      @_KungFuBarbie_ Месяц назад +8

      Saying HIT!/MISS! a lot is probably a tell too

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom Месяц назад +6

      Perhaps "hi" then "cut it out" (because cut it out is a Koopa so we'll have that represent Jo)
      And throughout the game use "hit" and "miss" like Jacob

  • @dotdotdot8987
    @dotdotdot8987 Месяц назад +79

    icarus moment started from bullying the human who wasn't a threat

  • @hirannahgesa6574
    @hirannahgesa6574 Месяц назад +32

    I get so many ads watching this on my phone but then I remember this pays for Jo's rent and it's all good

  • @realname2883
    @realname2883 Месяц назад +98

    Goomba mastered the human-being bully strat.

  • @ThePlaidPuffin
    @ThePlaidPuffin Месяц назад +60

    Anyone else notice Yoshi just dumping out the multi ball at 42:30??

  • @Mariosoa.
    @Mariosoa. Месяц назад +127

    Imagine loosing in an afk Lobby, that’s got to hurt

  • @henrygreenstone5656
    @henrygreenstone5656 Месяц назад +72

    I noticed the cry Bowser Jr makes when he loses a minigame is the exact same sound as when he is defeated in the Bowser Jr Minigames from Mario Party 9 and I like that Nintendo is recycling 15 year old sound effects in their games

    • @johnsmith2875
      @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад +18

      Lol they recycle sound effects so much it’s more of a surprise if I hear something new

    • @stigurna
      @stigurna Месяц назад

      I think he also makes that sound when he is defeated in the new super Mario bros series

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 10 дней назад

      Nintendo always recicles voice lines, the question is WHEN did they record new voicelines pre-voice actor replacements

  • @justhero08
    @justhero08 Месяц назад +10

    32:57
    This is my new favourite moment on the channel. The power of a synchronized "wow" like this is unparalleled.

  • @joshuabowman4702
    @joshuabowman4702 Месяц назад +59

    Choosing motion control games probably puts you in a separate queue

    • @magmangle
      @magmangle Месяц назад +76

      it does because you choose to have them on or off before you queue up.
      this essentially means that there are 28 possible modes to play online boards. 7 maps, 2 rulesets (casual and pro), and motion minigames. not to mention that 2 players can't be the same character and therefore wouldn't be able to queue up together, it's near impossible for one to queue up with a full lobby. honestly a terrible online matchmaking system

    • @joshuabowman4702
      @joshuabowman4702 Месяц назад +13

      @ knowing Nintendo, it’s gonna be a miracle if they ever decide to change this.

    • @_CNT_
      @_CNT_ Месяц назад +5

      ​@@magmangleIt's admirable how Nintendo constantly finds new ways to fuck up the online

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat Месяц назад +10

      ​@joshuabowman4702 lol it's probably hardcoded into the game and they put so little effort into it round 1 idoubt they ever fix it

    • @MsCerealCat
      @MsCerealCat Месяц назад +15

      @@magmangle Honestly if they were to fix this, just make two separate queues for casual and pro, and just let players vote on the map after getting queued together.

  • @pirachou
    @pirachou Месяц назад +30

    You can also know who's a human player before the game begins by checking the party cards.
    If you can check their party card, they're human.
    Yoshi left the game here 28:17 by the way, because the boo had no stealing animation.

  • @Ibrex-ko4kb
    @Ibrex-ko4kb Месяц назад +9

    It's starting to feel like Domination is Jacob's exodia, anytime they play it he just instantly wins

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 Месяц назад +13

    Hard read 0:27 in: Goomba and Toad are bots, Yoshi is a Texan STEM student

  • @altermike3197
    @altermike3197 Месяц назад +28

    Alpharad Platinum doesn't like softlocks...?
    Wow. You guys have changed.

  • @jacobm7870
    @jacobm7870 Месяц назад +89

    Surely they don’t lose to the AI goomba
    Welp

    • @Jojoponz
      @Jojoponz Месяц назад +12

      sure they didnt

  • @DoneThatSeenThat
    @DoneThatSeenThat Месяц назад +22

    12:50 Mario Party DS actually has predetermined rolls as well

  • @EnricosUtLP
    @EnricosUtLP Месяц назад +10

    i do not think i've ever witnessed someone get more mario party'd than this video

  • @novacoore
    @novacoore Месяц назад +9

    I believe it was about right at 27:37 when they left. I would too in that situation tbh, optimal play

  • @poornapatel409
    @poornapatel409 Месяц назад +17

    imagine if they didnt throw multiple minigames

  • @justcatsalt
    @justcatsalt Месяц назад +6

    23:16 Toad was literally hit, I knew this was a thing that happened but I never had video evidence until now

    • @TherionX2.
      @TherionX2. Месяц назад +2

      It looks like there's a range limit on the snow balls, so in this case toad was just out of goombas range and the snowball popped just before him

  • @phoenixwhiler943
    @phoenixwhiler943 Месяц назад +6

    Man's last words "I don't wanna win this minigame don't wanna give toad coins"

  • @groudonmario
    @groudonmario Месяц назад +16

    Waluigi giveth, and Waluigi taketh away

  • @angeloid_
    @angeloid_ Месяц назад +8

    It's pretty funny that you lost to CPU toad, but making Yoshi quit is definitely worth it.

  • @hellothere-qh8rr
    @hellothere-qh8rr Месяц назад +8

    37:34 that didn’t age well

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma Месяц назад +3

    Where did it all go wrong for Jacob.
    1. Messing with Yoshi (Karma)
    2. Goomba wasn't treated as a big threat
    3. Toad was just playing the fool until he got Waluigi.
    4. NEVER STEAL WALUIGI!!

  • @suspectv322
    @suspectv322 Месяц назад +14

    Imagine the 15 games of Mario party that were started, then immediately DC'd.

  • @fimbulvetr721
    @fimbulvetr721 Месяц назад +3

    holy, the drama at the end! and with no other humans in the lobby too lol

  • @TVBenSifka
    @TVBenSifka Месяц назад +6

    Shoutout to my high school friend group who queued to dmg on office only

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 Месяц назад +2

    33:58 is my place so I don't lose my place. Thanks

  • @that.guy.1208
    @that.guy.1208 Месяц назад +53

    Update on the one piece! Just finished Skypiea! Can’t believe people would consider that as filler. I loved that arc. Nico robin is awesome

    • @brianjuarez3186
      @brianjuarez3186 Месяц назад

      real

    • @christianlangdon3766
      @christianlangdon3766 Месяц назад +4

      It's a great but one that doesn't have a lot of follow through. Dials are really cool, and the waver, but they get left behind. Though I recommend seeing the g8 filler arc one of the best filler ever created.

    • @olivesherwood
      @olivesherwood Месяц назад +2

      Im currently part way through Thrillerbark and currently Skypeia is my absolute favourite arch, swiftly followed by Allabaster.

    • @userr1225
      @userr1225 Месяц назад +3

      Luffy dies

    • @Therimeis
      @Therimeis Месяц назад +1

      I am a bit of the way through Alabasta! Hope Nico robin gets cool soon lol

  • @jyweddi
    @jyweddi Месяц назад +11

    if partypro15 actually wins this game I'm getting bowser jr tattooed on my right calf

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy Месяц назад +6

    24:42 good quote

  • @IRUKANJI
    @IRUKANJI 22 часа назад

    The landing on Bowser with Jamboree origin story, I've finally seen it.

  • @Josh0204
    @Josh0204 Месяц назад +7

    i was literally thinking how a new mario party video would cure me
    and here i am cured

  • @Acrimonie
    @Acrimonie Месяц назад +19

    Finally, something to watch

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns Месяц назад +1

      Mood

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 Месяц назад +1

      I know, right? I was actually rematching the Wario toxic Superstars gameplay, just because nothing else was interesting

  • @lyndye2027
    @lyndye2027 Месяц назад +8

    why am i running into dotColin pfp's in rivals 2 and how can i become one

  • @freakopath
    @freakopath Месяц назад +2

    I'm surprised that they didn't realise that Yoshi DC'd before that Domination VS minigame. I wish they showed something beside their name when they DC so it would be more obvious, or change their name to their characters.
    Love your mario party videos! Super entertaining 🎉

  • @duckytheduckster0
    @duckytheduckster0 16 дней назад

    I watched this video all the way through, but skipping to the end ceremony from 37:34 is a wild experience.

  • @AlexPies1
    @AlexPies1 Месяц назад

    winning that arm wrestle minigame would've legit won Jacob the game lmaooo

  • @MrTrufax
    @MrTrufax Месяц назад

    The funniest thing is that they didn't even notice yoshi quit after Sled to the Edge lol

  • @nobleneed
    @nobleneed Месяц назад

    I feel like this is third episode in a row where jacob says he’s never seen the 1 win snow brawl, immediately after the 1 won

  • @michaelindovina2470
    @michaelindovina2470 25 дней назад

    Yoshi's gameplay in the final minigame pissed me off so much lmfaoooo, Yoshi was the one that sold

  • @poornapatel409
    @poornapatel409 Месяц назад +1

    when do they notice that yoshi was also a bot after a point

  • @kylepantoja-KP
    @kylepantoja-KP Месяц назад +1

    Best way to tell if someone is Bot, is if they buy something from the shot without the shop every opening

  • @s1ddh4r7h.p
    @s1ddh4r7h.p Месяц назад +2

    Tbf I've seen mr northern lion win the snowball 1v3 atleast twice as the 1

  • @melissasims7720
    @melissasims7720 Месяц назад +1

    This series is so fun

  • @johnsmith2875
    @johnsmith2875 Месяц назад +2

    I think bots are programmed to never go below 20 coins so they can buy a star… which results in them buying items that seem out of the blue.. like the chomp call goomba got.

  • @mechadonkykong
    @mechadonkykong Месяц назад

    I played along with the domination mini game and matched Alpha's score on keyboard. So wild;

  • @markdahero15
    @markdahero15 Месяц назад

    43:35 LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL what foreshadowing

  • @zydron8910
    @zydron8910 Месяц назад

    Bowser space always taking stars is so brutal

  • @Skyer37
    @Skyer37 Месяц назад

    i love how they released yoshi left like 3 turns after he actually did lol 😂

  • @ziippolighter
    @ziippolighter Месяц назад

    for anyone curious, the toad's name is "Shouta" (not to be confused with shota, which is something VERY different)

  • @Slyly3
    @Slyly3 Месяц назад

    40:49 UNDER THE ICE MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️

  • @painof7
    @painof7 Месяц назад +1

    What a beautiful episode. Thanks you~~~~

  • @CowslipsPlenty
    @CowslipsPlenty Месяц назад

    22:50 get down mister president

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott Месяц назад

    Toad really said "Eat shit and die"

  • @thesnipenieer2144
    @thesnipenieer2144 Месяц назад +2

    what a fumble jesus

  • @toppy82
    @toppy82 Месяц назад

    i love this series keep em coming!!

  • @patrickdeck4975
    @patrickdeck4975 Месяц назад

    I love foreshadowing

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity Месяц назад +2

    Hey guys does Waluigi partner make you activate Bowser space twice? Asking for a friend at about 54:00

    • @Kaku-Fan
      @Kaku-Fan Месяц назад +2

      Yes, all buddy’s make you land twice

    • @Pr0zimity
      @Pr0zimity Месяц назад +1

      @Kaku-Fan Whuh oh

    • @chris000
      @chris000 Месяц назад

      It makes you land on it twice, but in the statistics it only show one bowser space, i think it technically count only as one if bowser bonus star happens

    • @Pr0zimity
      @Pr0zimity Месяц назад

      @chris000 Nintendo using their classic Funny Code tm

  • @sealeo5772
    @sealeo5772 Месяц назад

    I need to talk to the designer at Nintendo who thought that 3 minutes of Waluigi pinball was an acceptable minigame.

  • @kjn5678
    @kjn5678 Месяц назад +1

    5:00 i like vertigo...

  • @gablink5190
    @gablink5190 Месяц назад +2

    I think you should elo reset if you lose to a lobby of 3 bots.

  • @pixelated_human
    @pixelated_human Месяц назад +1

    37:37 my headphones literally died as soon as he said this smh they tryna get me to stop watching too

  • @colemanclark4027
    @colemanclark4027 Месяц назад +7

    This reminds me of episode 4 of Mario party ranked

  • @thegameplayer125
    @thegameplayer125 Месяц назад

    is it just me or is jacob literally the sun tzu of mario party and needs to author a book called the art of mario party war

  • @PizzaToimeYoullBeMine-bn3kw
    @PizzaToimeYoullBeMine-bn3kw Месяц назад +14

    Imagine losing to bots. Could never be me, I'm afraid

  • @05stapj
    @05stapj Месяц назад

    Looks like yoshi left around turn 7

  • @ItemLabelRR
    @ItemLabelRR Месяц назад +12

    This isnt ernie gang

    • @Boboftime69696
      @Boboftime69696 Месяц назад +2

      TRUUUUUU

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 Месяц назад +2

      sentences that cause me to age in real-time
      i swear when i was working at the movies i saw someone with an ernie gang shirt or something. like the specific eG logo jacob made back then

    • @cellula7815
      @cellula7815 Месяц назад

      From downtown -Elmo

  • @Coco-hq6ns
    @Coco-hq6ns Месяц назад +1

    The two Star loss would make me rage quit smh.

  • @painof7
    @painof7 Месяц назад

    Alpha, what the hell bruh? A 122? A ONE-22?! You are Baabu's chosen!

  • @ninteythree93
    @ninteythree93 Месяц назад +1

    goomba pulls that hater shit and snipes your last out

  • @Hydrolion1998
    @Hydrolion1998 Месяц назад

    I shit you not I skipped ahead after Jo said to when it was all NPCs to the 1 hour mark and then he says to rewind again. I wanted to go back to a random time to see a bowser space but I didn't risk that and just skimmed the YT play bar to see where it is to not ruin the streak.

  • @stefenboney7145
    @stefenboney7145 Месяц назад

    browser space on pro rules is so brutal, esp with a buddy. DAMN

  • @Froscryte
    @Froscryte Месяц назад

    Another crazy thing is that they could've gotten third because of goomba as well.

  • @yeah351
    @yeah351 Месяц назад

    JP toad is “shota,” which is a common name

  • @bue7884
    @bue7884 Месяц назад +1

    dont worry about viewer retention I watch every video all the way through

  • @Disobedientman
    @Disobedientman Месяц назад

    From experience, its easier to find other people to play with... when motion minigames are off

  • @frosty_ryan
    @frosty_ryan Месяц назад

    i do wonder if sometimes they “leave” because of connection issues and the game just drops them? unless something different happens in that instance

  • @Three-Headed-Monkey
    @Three-Headed-Monkey Месяц назад

    If I had a nickel every time Alpharad lost two stars to Bowser in a game on the same turn he gets them, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's odd that it's happened twice.

  • @markbassett6561
    @markbassett6561 Месяц назад

    So when are you guys gonna do a series of Joe playing chess with guns?

  • @AzureRT456
    @AzureRT456 Месяц назад

    If I were you I would be immensely pissed at losing to cpu

  • @roguewolf9569
    @roguewolf9569 Месяц назад

    Asking again for them to play Muppet Party Cruise

  • @l9324
    @l9324 Месяц назад +2

    Your videos are always debilitating. Thank you for such painful content!😅🍐🏃

  • @Gaming32i
    @Gaming32i Месяц назад

    I looked up that Japanese name on Wiktionary, and it is just a name. All bots use human names by themselves.

  • @youngsorcerer23
    @youngsorcerer23 Месяц назад +5

    ALPHARAD PURPLE??????

  • @Kembi_Mekemo
    @Kembi_Mekemo Месяц назад

    12:51 I thought dice rolls were rigged in all 3 n64 games?

  • @lorelo.
    @lorelo. Месяц назад +3

    I havent gotten notifications from this channel for like a year (bell was on) i think google is praying on your downfall

    • @moodkap
      @moodkap Месяц назад +3

      tbf they also didnt upload most of the year

  • @NekoEcho13
    @NekoEcho13 Месяц назад +1

    For those wondering, the Japanese name says Shouta.

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 Месяц назад

      Gross

    • @77bears
      @77bears Месяц назад +5

      ​@@altermike3197shouta is like The Most generic name for a boy in japanese to the point it's sometimes used as a synonym for 'random boy'. i hope this helps you to understand the world around you

    • @LeftBootT
      @LeftBootT Месяц назад

      Toad really is'a Shoutin boy

  • @LoosieGoosie42
    @LoosieGoosie42 Месяц назад

    Funny thing is, if he hadn't thrown any of the mini games then he would've had enough money to steal one star from Toad and also beat him in a coin tie since he didn't get paired with Toad for every mini game the threw. It could've ended with a final star count of 2 for both him and Toad and he should have barely broken the coin tie

  • @pepp_mint
    @pepp_mint Месяц назад +3

    It’s okay it’s not alpha losing to cpus it’s partypro15 losing…

  • @CrypticCode97
    @CrypticCode97 Месяц назад

    fuck yea, content

  • @sbjayden_4394
    @sbjayden_4394 Месяц назад

    What the hell just happened

  • @Kirvyx
    @Kirvyx Месяц назад +1

    Alpharad abilities in mario party have gone worse or he just is having bad luck on platinum mario party

  • @bomberbosses
    @bomberbosses Месяц назад +3

    guys i think its losable (spoiler)