If Google Was A Guy

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 5 лет назад +9393

    “If Google was a guy”
    He’d be depressed, really depressed

    • @chrispeacock6093
      @chrispeacock6093 5 лет назад +174

      But he’d also have the answers to help w it

    • @strohimsack2528
      @strohimsack2528 5 лет назад +35

      @@chrispeacock6093 yeah hahahaha

    • @bishopholt6562
      @bishopholt6562 5 лет назад +83

      Admittedly, yes. He'd also highly regret life and be the most depressed human being in history.

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 5 лет назад +5

      What if your mum was gay

    • @pocoloco8120
      @pocoloco8120 5 лет назад +8

      @@higgs135 what if no u

  • @dropout
    @dropout  10 лет назад +27864

    Bing would just be a dude sitting in an empty room playing with his Windows phone.

    • @ipie13579
      @ipie13579 10 лет назад +1134

      YES

    • @spidye777
      @spidye777 10 лет назад +573

      who uses bing? lol XD

    • @muzosh
      @muzosh 10 лет назад +365

      ***** I do... on my Windows Phone.... no my name is not Bing.

    • @jasonclxr
      @jasonclxr 10 лет назад +267

      muzosh Psssh loser xD Ever heard of Google?

    • @laskolasko
      @laskolasko 10 лет назад +214

      You guys should totally do something with that.

  • @unicodefox
    @unicodefox 8 лет назад +6448

    Me: y
    Google: RUclips?
    Me: Yes.

  • @clam_calzone7965
    @clam_calzone7965 5 лет назад +2887

    it’s scary to think that those desk cabinets are an endless void of nothing but information

    • @zero9112
      @zero9112 4 года назад +27

      Index of information.

    • @douglasredfield14
      @douglasredfield14 4 года назад +3

      Hermaeus Mora

    • @JS-ix6rk
      @JS-ix6rk 3 года назад +5

      Seems like an SCP to me

    • @potatoboy549
      @potatoboy549 2 года назад +2

      Not as much how much it contains, but what’s in there…

    • @joerionis5902
      @joerionis5902 4 месяца назад

      endless void of information seems ironic to me

  • @noahreyes_
    @noahreyes_ 5 лет назад +5650

    Me: “Search history”
    Google: *hands me paper*
    Me: *burns it*

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 5 лет назад +80

      @chewing spring popcorn, pop stars, pop rocks, prank video...

    • @supergogeta-te9si
      @supergogeta-te9si 5 лет назад +17

      @@legendaryfrolox6285 nope not like that😂😂😂

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 5 лет назад +39

      @@supergogeta-te9si *in weakly voice* Pringles?

    • @obanz7307
      @obanz7307 5 лет назад +8

      the *Me* part wasn't needed.

    • @liamerguiza5835
      @liamerguiza5835 5 лет назад +11

      Well for me everything start with "H"

  • @ryanside7095
    @ryanside7095 5 лет назад +4700

    Incognito mode is when the guy leaves the room so you can look around in private

  • @radicalxedward8047
    @radicalxedward8047 5 лет назад +14777

    They left out the the part where he’s secretly stealing every piece of info about them.

  • @Novak2611
    @Novak2611 4 года назад +2108

    You forgot this:
    You: I have headache this morning...
    Google: Brain tumor

    • @AS256
      @AS256 4 года назад +14

      I Looked this up and it turns out I'm depressed and

    • @espeonstarz4665
      @espeonstarz4665 4 года назад +6

      Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

    • @StellarNova01
      @StellarNova01 4 года назад +4

      Espeon Starz First you ask if you can be red....knowing that I’m ALWAYS red!

    • @whatanazzhole5244
      @whatanazzhole5244 4 года назад +13

      Let's correct this:
      "I have a headache this morning...
      Google: Just stress and lack of sleep. Don't worry.
      Bing:Brain tumor, brain cancer, loss of brain cells, hole in skull,disorders

    • @8Rincewind
      @8Rincewind 4 года назад +6

      They actually make this joke in a subsequent video.

  • @lonelyscarygirl
    @lonelyscarygirl 7 лет назад +5226

    Poor Google, I feel so bad for him :(

  • @cadetri9716
    @cadetri9716 9 лет назад +955

    "The bostom bomber"
    "It was a real tragedy"
    "I mean the cute one"
    "OH FUCKING SHIT"

    • @cadetri9716
      @cadetri9716 9 лет назад +56

      i see you liked my comment

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 9 лет назад +14

      Cadetri Gaming ha ha i totally remember watching that part just now!

    • @sscamc
      @sscamc 9 лет назад +48

      Cadetri Gaming You saw the video too?!
      NO WAY!

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 9 лет назад +4

      sscamc yea i remember that happening as well

    • @Killernochance
      @Killernochance 9 лет назад +3

      +Smedley Butler explain the joke to me?

  • @palaboytv9986
    @palaboytv9986 5 лет назад +13006

    *GOOGLE WAS CREATED IN 1998*
    people in 1997:

    • @breadnon
      @breadnon 5 лет назад +188

      Yea in 1997 Google was a person and actually was a girl

    • @masonl2528
      @masonl2528 5 лет назад +32

      @@breadnon ait google is a GIRL!?

    • @bbrandumbb
      @bbrandumbb 5 лет назад +20

      Ok boomer.

    • @TinoX50
      @TinoX50 5 лет назад +6

      So underrated

    • @JosephRayLIVE2004
      @JosephRayLIVE2004 5 лет назад +1

      @stephen valentino that statement is very true😂

  • @g.s.4318
    @g.s.4318 4 года назад +667

    "Hey, I'm not a dictionary."
    ... but, that's one of your features, Google.

    • @ac0ti
      @ac0ti 4 года назад +16

      it didnt exist 6 years ago

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 года назад +5

      ...6 years ago

    • @CaedJenkins
      @CaedJenkins 3 года назад +3

      @@ac0ti you need to check again

  • @dropout
    @dropout  10 лет назад +7491

    How be funny on intern... oh sorry! Thought this was the search bar.

    • @MrAuditore96
      @MrAuditore96 10 лет назад +751

      Hey, ya think you can steal my top comment just cuz you're the uploader... oh wait. You already did.

    • @Rswowplayer
      @Rswowplayer 10 лет назад +167

      Error, 404 not found.BlairinTM

    • @PredatorKillsAlien
      @PredatorKillsAlien 10 лет назад +174

      Damnit, Bing, get out of here, I'm trying to use the Internet.

    • @baileygamble3530
      @baileygamble3530 10 лет назад +35

      So Pat had control of the channel at this point. Nothing else I just figured I would point it out.

    • @ZombieZMB
      @ZombieZMB 10 лет назад +13

      Midget Tosser then on internet explorer "Ok! i loaded Bing!"

  • @Nolzyy1
    @Nolzyy1 5 лет назад +1800

    I think this would be a worst job ever

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 5 лет назад +15

      probably

    • @maxbuster1508
      @maxbuster1508 5 лет назад +49

      Depends on how much you're paid.

    • @dobbbo1101
      @dobbbo1101 5 лет назад +4

      And best

    • @gebyk
      @gebyk 5 лет назад +4

      But the most paid one

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 5 лет назад

      it would be job of my dreams

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 7 лет назад +1892

    My grandma types "please" and "thanks" when she puts a question into google.
    I wonder how he'd react to that.

    • @Only1Val
      @Only1Val 7 лет назад +36

      Ana Callme I’m not trying to be weird but why do you have that as your profile picture

    • @DPRX99
      @DPRX99 7 лет назад +59

      I think that's adorable.

    • @issackaiser
      @issackaiser 6 лет назад +31

      Ooh finally!! A decent person!!!

    • @MsSecretlady
      @MsSecretlady 6 лет назад +1

      +Max S.
      Lmfao!

    • @user-db8lj6wt7z
      @user-db8lj6wt7z 6 лет назад +1

      Max S. Heheehe

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 5 лет назад +1779

    Me: **searches up all of them**

    • @slibyt3459
      @slibyt3459 4 года назад +210

      No please don’t tell me you searched up gross fat butthole dick poop

    • @Sephton
      @Sephton 4 года назад +29

      @@slibyt3459 lmfao

    • @tangerinegaming1997
      @tangerinegaming1997 4 года назад +77

      I want to kill myself after looking at gross fat butthole dick poop

    • @kazuhamylove4712
      @kazuhamylove4712 4 года назад +49

      I regret searching gross fat butthole dick poop

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 4 года назад +15

      @ThatBeatgutz ask google yourself! He's around here somewhere...

  • @InfiniteDimensionalRifts
    @InfiniteDimensionalRifts 5 лет назад +3893

    "Miss Pippy"
    "You mean 'Mississippi'?
    *Leaves*
    "Hey I'm not a dictionary!"

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 лет назад +108

      Oh, good, you watched it too. I was starting to get worried

    • @fuchsia7440
      @fuchsia7440 5 лет назад +44

      “Miss Pippy”
      “You mean Mississippi?”
      *Confusion, betrayal, sadness, realization, mistaken, depression, anxiety, and a no internet connection dinosaur*

    • @kingjulien5817
      @kingjulien5817 5 лет назад +10

      No shit Sherlock

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 5 лет назад +1

      xD

    • @Universe_World
      @Universe_World 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it

  • @olurotimiwilliams
    @olurotimiwilliams 3 года назад +3392

    "Bitcoin market value" hits different now lol
    Edit: Came back after a year and Bitcoin is now down to 40k...let's see where it goes! Also, have a great day everyone!!

    • @fiestastguy1289
      @fiestastguy1289 3 года назад +153

      The fact that i remember watching this, looking up buying bitcoin and then didn't buy any because I didn't understand it 🙃

    • @anuscreamus575
      @anuscreamus575 3 года назад +46

      Hurts me every time

    • @alex-sr6lk
      @alex-sr6lk 3 года назад +60

      bit coin guy was right. he must be big now if he bought it in 2014

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +4

      @@fiestastguy1289 so sad😞

    • @saus2818
      @saus2818 3 года назад +1

      Why?

  • @swanihilator6748
    @swanihilator6748 6 лет назад +1202

    *Ever heard of **_Chrome?_*

  • @contradictator7482
    @contradictator7482 3 года назад +238

    The guy who was searching bitcoin is rich by now lol

    • @rubenphonecollector2533
      @rubenphonecollector2533 3 года назад +2

      Sh!tcoin

    • @destroyeryt-iz9dj
      @destroyeryt-iz9dj 3 года назад +4

      @@rubenphonecollector2533 why

    • @GiffysChannel
      @GiffysChannel 3 года назад +24

      did you not hear him at the end, he tried to "un-buy" lol

    • @pedronied
      @pedronied 3 года назад +8

      Nah, he didn't get his bailout AND he lost his wallet address because he never thought it would be important

    • @jimmyneutron3986
      @jimmyneutron3986 2 года назад +1

      He had it, but "un-buy"-ed it at the end lol

  • @Hairyniggaballs-g8i
    @Hairyniggaballs-g8i 6 лет назад +15761

    This guy probably regrets selling his bitcoins

    • @swagok467
      @swagok467 6 лет назад +128

      Φίλιππος Κ and now that shit is crashibg

    • @spaaps
      @spaaps 6 лет назад +136

      Not anymore

    • @Aristomenis31
      @Aristomenis31 6 лет назад +35

      Was about to come and fucking comment that.

    • @eonstar
      @eonstar 6 лет назад +7

      Can someone explain what it is?

    • @swagok467
      @swagok467 6 лет назад +30

      eon star cryptocurrency that is limited and u can buy anything anonymously on the web.

  • @Starkid1236offical
    @Starkid1236offical 5 лет назад +7622

    Me : ok, Zootopia
    Google : ok, thats a good movie now let's se-
    Me : porn
    Google : OH ! COME ON !

    • @MrGamer1992
      @MrGamer1992 5 лет назад +270

      User: Sonic the Hedgehog
      Google: Okay, here you...
      User: Tails sitting on a bench
      Google: O_O
      (Don't look it up. You've been warned)

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +70

      @@MrGamer1992 I googled it

    • @MrGamer1992
      @MrGamer1992 5 лет назад +86

      @@FuraFaolox You poor soul D:

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +56

      @@MrGamer1992 No, I didn't see anything. I read the description on Know Your Meme, though.

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +11

      @66760 Hello, Captain Obvious.

  • @alextv3856
    @alextv3856 5 лет назад +4244

    so this just randomly popped up in everyones recommended right?

  • @theonecommenter
    @theonecommenter 4 года назад +196

    Me: Downloads google chrome
    My phone: *google chrome would like to access your camera*

  • @ass1337ful
    @ass1337ful 9 лет назад +537

    "Download Firefox"
    "Ever heard of Chrome?"
    OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

    • @RyuLightorb
      @RyuLightorb 9 лет назад +57

      +ethanwdp Price to be fair i preffer Chrome over firefox.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 9 лет назад +48

      +ethanwdp Price Google is kind of obligated to recommend its own browser when someone is looking for one.

    • @hetakusoda2977
      @hetakusoda2977 9 лет назад +8

      Oprea FTW!!

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 9 лет назад

      +ethanwdp Price LOL Love how the only black person in the vid gets that response, that way we remember it well cause that line was gold! xD

    • @nikkfrostt
      @nikkfrostt 9 лет назад

      +Kimi FW Well it's not on obligation when they want to do it. Plus everyone uses Google to search.

  • @MaxMax-qg7gw
    @MaxMax-qg7gw 5 лет назад +1592

    0:30 the kid face killed me

    • @Istopusing123
      @Istopusing123 5 лет назад +52

      Fun Fact. If you actually search up Gross fat Butthole Dick poop, You get a porn pics for images.

    • @eazy-m2805
      @eazy-m2805 5 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @smile8378
      @smile8378 5 лет назад +7

      FULL OF BAKUGO'S I LOVE THIS >:DDD

    • @grizz1641
      @grizz1641 5 лет назад +12

      That kid used to go to my school and me and him were friends. I had no reason to tell you that but I just wanted to😂

    • @70a55
      @70a55 5 лет назад +2

      GRIZZ hahaha

  • @samfrisby6135
    @samfrisby6135 8 лет назад +1290

    Aww I was waiting for "do a barrel roll" :-(

  • @Ren722
    @Ren722 4 года назад +37

    0:11 Oh so this is what Garrett does at Cloud 9 besides the intercom...

  • @infinitelifeline2432
    @infinitelifeline2432 5 лет назад +530

    0:56 i just realised his tshirt shows no 34.. and my brain is just brimming with rule34

  • @쵸몬도-x9l
    @쵸몬도-x9l 5 лет назад +333

    02:03 worst decision ever.

  • @Sharkster32
    @Sharkster32 6 лет назад +2333

    The Bitcoin bits are just freaky now lol

    • @paulfitz4861
      @paulfitz4861 6 лет назад +30

      if you invested in bitcoin backin in 2014 you would have made 4475% profit if you sold it in december when it rose to 17000

    • @theboss3541
      @theboss3541 6 лет назад +1

      Greg Norton YOU WATCH PORN HUB!?

    • @andrewyoung4473
      @andrewyoung4473 6 лет назад +2

      That guy who bought some is rich now!

    • @mardinrah1114
      @mardinrah1114 2 года назад +8

      @@paulfitz4861 lol check now

    • @ButlerJ2
      @ButlerJ2 2 года назад +9

      @@paulfitz4861 Let’s see that math again

  • @Casio_Cain
    @Casio_Cain 3 года назад +45

    0:27 that wasnt stagged it was pure terror

  • @deathfight5467
    @deathfight5467 6 лет назад +2434

    I wish I took bitcoin guy seriously when this came out

    • @marcelsebek8446
      @marcelsebek8446 6 лет назад +5

      Jecon Llacer what do you mean

    • @vijaz5559
      @vijaz5559 6 лет назад +24

      Duck 32 u stupid

    • @DannyzReviews
      @DannyzReviews 6 лет назад

      You all still have a chance buy some RaiBlocks.

    • @emilydarksparks3546
      @emilydarksparks3546 6 лет назад

      he said unbuy bitcoin

    • @singhdeep744
      @singhdeep744 6 лет назад +26

      Andrei James bitcoin is a crypto currency which you can buy online, 1 bitcoin in 2015 was like 100$ and now recently 1 bitcoin reached whopping 19000$
      You could've gotten 1000 bitcoins for 100$ in 2011 and be millionaire by 2017

  • @temp8955
    @temp8955 6 лет назад +978

    0:29 when I see my final scores

    • @stuffedpogo9590
      @stuffedpogo9590 5 лет назад +3

      Shadow Knight01 sameeee

    • @OGgoatsrcool
      @OGgoatsrcool 5 лет назад +15

      Don’t look up “gross fat butthole dick.”

    • @thebloodreaper362
      @thebloodreaper362 5 лет назад +5

      @@OGgoatsrcool omg I search it.. i regret searching it

    • @keanusamuels1782
      @keanusamuels1782 5 лет назад +2

      @@thebloodreaper362 lol

    • @andreb2062
      @andreb2062 5 лет назад +2

      @@OGgoatsrcool I searched it up... I deleted it from search history asap

  • @Arcgateway
    @Arcgateway 7 лет назад +586

    bitcoin guy is a millioner today

    • @chandrashekard.7543
      @chandrashekard.7543 7 лет назад +2

      Arcgateway ikr

    • @chinonsoist
      @chinonsoist 7 лет назад +4

      You nailed it

    • @mr.toasty9740
      @mr.toasty9740 7 лет назад +9

      Arcgateway Na cause since he said at the end unbuy Bitcoin he prob sold it before it blew up

    • @stonechaisson8156
      @stonechaisson8156 7 лет назад +2

      i was thinking that. Smh if only some of us would have looked up the same thing when this video came out.

    • @alexvanhorssen7914
      @alexvanhorssen7914 6 лет назад +1

      robot llama yeah, or if you did buy it by the time you said that. You could have 50% profit 😂

  • @mianishiguchi2835
    @mianishiguchi2835 4 года назад +58

    If google was a guy:
    50 million people: fascinated

  • @fosjin
    @fosjin 5 лет назад +3427

    What if RUclips was a guy?

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 9 лет назад +197

    I had to look up "Boston bomber cute one" in order to get that joke. I am now ashamed of myself for having that in my search history. I can delete it, but in my mind it will never go away.

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 9 лет назад

      +TomboTime *chuckles, i've just googled that wee video myself.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 9 лет назад +52

      +TomboTime In the FBI"s database it will also never go away.

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 9 лет назад +61

      and the fact that they remember him for his looks and not for the terrible things he did is just . . . . . . . atrocious

    • @abubakrakram6208
      @abubakrakram6208 9 лет назад

      _Deleted_

    • @TheMasterguardian
      @TheMasterguardian 9 лет назад

      just searched it myself first few websites and the RUclips video had me laughing at how stupid people get when they're oggling XD

  • @VibesEdits
    @VibesEdits 7 лет назад +4290

    If only we bought bitcoin back when the video was out

    • @ethanpecora3611
      @ethanpecora3611 6 лет назад +65

      VibesEdits thinking the same thing

    • @milesarroyo8404
      @milesarroyo8404 6 лет назад +41

      Lol funny enough I bought bitcoin a few months after this

    • @doctorlove6090
      @doctorlove6090 6 лет назад +8

      1 week, 1 day, 1 hour :0

    • @1997saltydog
      @1997saltydog 6 лет назад +30

      *unbuy bitcoin*

    • @jvstmaze
      @jvstmaze 6 лет назад +2

      Bit coin 1 is 18k like seriously wish I would of invested

  • @exoticsan9620
    @exoticsan9620 5 лет назад +42

    If google were a guy, hed be peeping on everyone like a stalker

    • @paulina6658
      @paulina6658 5 лет назад

      Goldengamer 581 wtf

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 5 лет назад +1

      Paulina Pielak google is known for collecting and selling your data, google knows your location, name, age, all your internet history and more! Everything online does this but google is well known for doing it! Sometimes they do it without permission as well! You’ve basically sold your soul with a google account 🤣

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 5 лет назад

      and a girl too

    • @Nachomoney7q
      @Nachomoney7q 4 года назад

      GET OUT OF HERE STALKER?

  • @Hacktendo64
    @Hacktendo64 6 лет назад +2611

    *_EVER HEARD OF CHROME?_*

    • @m1ghtyboy
      @m1ghtyboy 6 лет назад +23

      *_E V E R H E A R D O F C H R O M E ?_*

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 лет назад +18

      E V E R H E A R D O F C H R O M E ?

    • @Boz1211111
      @Boz1211111 6 лет назад +10

      Yes ahahahahha that part was real funny to me

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 6 лет назад +34

      Yeah, I heard about Chrome. Now gimme my Firefox!

    • @flannelplant
      @flannelplant 6 лет назад +1

      *Google+*

  • @gags
    @gags 10 лет назад +3021

    "How to write funny RUclips comment."
    "How to make friends on RUclips comment section."
    "How to feel good about self."
    "What feels like a hug (non human)."
    "Best ways to stop yourself from crying."

  • @alfred4894
    @alfred4894 9 лет назад +412

    Poor google.

  • @Pringlebox
    @Pringlebox 3 года назад +47

    Damn Bitcoin was already going mainstream in 2014

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 лет назад +2076

    *ANYONE NOTICE THATT THE GUY ASKING FOR COLLEGE GIRLS NUDE HAS A 34 SHIRT IN GREEN*

    • @BlindBosnian
      @BlindBosnian 6 лет назад +137

      And now you have 34 likes on your comment
      By the way,I'm a little dumb,buy why is 34 T-shirt in green so important?

    • @freddyRpoly
      @freddyRpoly 6 лет назад +171

      Blind Bosnian rule34

    • @meownaa9764
      @meownaa9764 6 лет назад +35

      Somehow I am afraid to google that.

    • @liamkelly9832
      @liamkelly9832 6 лет назад +11

      solarsofar 456 what's that....?

    • @freddyRpoly
      @freddyRpoly 6 лет назад +29

      Liam Kelly cartoon porn

  • @nobleseven5294
    @nobleseven5294 5 лет назад +453

    “DOWNLOAD FIREFOX”
    “Ever heard of Chrome?”

    • @xcels
      @xcels 5 лет назад +1

      Aiden Ho I watch the video to

    • @jacktucker9032
      @jacktucker9032 5 лет назад +2

      oh gd , u watched it too, i was starting to get worried

  • @teczerr
    @teczerr 5 лет назад +1573

    1:23 when you're in caps lock

  • @Oasisftww
    @Oasisftww 4 года назад +42

    I like how he has a drawer of pictures full of naked college girls. My man.

  • @ShinbrigTV
    @ShinbrigTV 9 лет назад +2914

    What if the Deep Web was a guy??

    • @KyllingThyme
      @KyllingThyme 9 лет назад +278

      +ShinbrigTV "Buy these hardcore drugs! Let's worship Satan! Let's rape people!" Something like that...

    • @monstertruck611
      @monstertruck611 9 лет назад +171

      How much money for the 12 year old with AIDS? I'm not joking, they actually sell kids with aids for around $20-$50.

    • @MorganDoYourThing
      @MorganDoYourThing 9 лет назад +18

      +ShinbrigTV He'd be an Eldritch Abomination.

    • @EricPudalov
      @EricPudalov 9 лет назад +5

      +ShinbrigTV That's an awesome idea! (I've been on there recently...I could contribute ideas.) :-P

    • @KazimierzRat
      @KazimierzRat 9 лет назад +39

      You guys realize that deep web isn't just child pornography and drugs and red rooms right? Dipshits.

  • @bananaman2157
    @bananaman2157 9 лет назад +240

    "Hedgehogs cute!"
    Safe Search off...

    • @fumikoito8817
      @fumikoito8817 9 лет назад

      Girls rarely masturbate...

    • @forestbyfilm
      @forestbyfilm 9 лет назад +73

      Fumiko Ito That's what they want you too believe.

    • @particulator1553
      @particulator1553 9 лет назад +26

      Fumiko Ito some of the girls i know masturbate up to 5 times a day

    • @jonnytimeford2128
      @jonnytimeford2128 9 лет назад

      Particulator Barbra from roosterteeth said sh did it for 11 times

    • @bananaman2157
      @bananaman2157 9 лет назад

      ***** It's from "If Google Was A Guy Part 3".

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 7 лет назад +4118

    He looks like old Ryan Reynolds !

    • @mk-fu6dc
      @mk-fu6dc 6 лет назад +39

      get a life even deadpool would tell ya that

    • @retardedcomedy5974
      @retardedcomedy5974 6 лет назад +7

      You have the same profile pic as me!

    • @sanjanasupriya3264
      @sanjanasupriya3264 6 лет назад +2

      Ohh please...it's gosling!!

    • @Bloodstorm237
      @Bloodstorm237 6 лет назад

      Captain Deadpool Retarded Comedy Great profile pics !

    • @MANRAY_1
      @MANRAY_1 6 лет назад

      Dumbass

  • @realpongking
    @realpongking 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dude unbuying Bitcoin in 2014 is the saddest thing here

  • @malhar073
    @malhar073 5 лет назад +1638

    Imagine if Bing was a guy too . Its funny How everyone will go to bing to ask for google. 😂

    • @gohomedontarguewithme6946
      @gohomedontarguewithme6946 5 лет назад +28

      That got me

    • @heinzmustermann8416
      @heinzmustermann8416 5 лет назад +28

      There is a german dub of this video, and they have a bonus at the end where bing is never being visited

    • @Karim-uknwmg702
      @Karim-uknwmg702 5 лет назад +4

      what aboit google alexa

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 5 лет назад +2

      It would be Milton from Office Space plus porn

    • @ohwow2074
      @ohwow2074 4 года назад

      That's the exact thing I searched on bing lately! Google...

  • @unehre4532
    @unehre4532 5 лет назад +288

    0:08
    GENERAL KENOBI

  • @subvert221
    @subvert221 7 лет назад +511

    Feel sorry for the guy that unbought bitcoin in 2014

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Год назад +14

    If Google Was a Guy by College Humor never gets old even after 8 years.

    • @Orange4004_
      @Orange4004_ Год назад

      Bro the way that guy says free hamster gets me every time

    • @diabolus9466
      @diabolus9466 Год назад +1

      That's a damn lie and you know it.

    • @Incepter.
      @Incepter. Год назад

      @@diabolus9466 Not for me its just an opinion

  • @elrojo321
    @elrojo321 8 лет назад +987

    "College girls nude" ¡Fuuucking yeah! jaja

  • @dropout
    @dropout  10 лет назад +634

    Kevin Hart can NOT sing - ruclips.net/video/xvRJ3WfZsiU/видео.html

    • @Ikarusu
      @Ikarusu 10 лет назад +47

      elize ross
      ...what?

    • @Arvak
      @Arvak 10 лет назад +84

      elize ross It is very offensive to call a human being a bot. I mean, take Siri or Cleverbot for example. They get abused daily from people calling them names such as 'Bot' or 'Robot', and such abuse must be stopped.
      Report any bot-based abuse to Botline: 0800 Y0U'R3 4 W4NK3R
      Or email: botline@wankersrus.com
      Also, buy yourself a dictionary, at: www.oxforddictionaries.com/
      Thank you.

    • @Ikarusu
      @Ikarusu 10 лет назад +39

      should i call the bolice to arrest elize

    • @TheBlindGovernator
      @TheBlindGovernator 10 лет назад +12

      alright alright alriiiight

    • @bloodlinehunter
      @bloodlinehunter 10 лет назад +1

      barrendare gt You gonna learn today

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 7 лет назад +1614

    *weed completely legal*

  • @felisd
    @felisd 3 года назад +20

    As of 2020, Google actually can find the song you sing into it. :)

  • @I-am-Logan
    @I-am-Logan 6 лет назад +968

    Dislikes are from google employees

  • @potatoexpress
    @potatoexpress 6 лет назад +389

    This is why Aliens won’t communicate with us

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 6 лет назад +7

      And not even aliens can't ask Google how to demonstrate humanity.

    • @Argacyan
      @Argacyan 6 лет назад +5

      *googles*
      rule34 aliens orgy

    • @user-wb4dk7hq5g
      @user-wb4dk7hq5g 6 лет назад

      Maybe because they are highly advanced civilization that can simulate reality, no need to travel if you can make your own world

  • @amanvirsingh5456
    @amanvirsingh5456 5 лет назад +802

    0:23

    • @lizzitbizzit6395
      @lizzitbizzit6395 5 лет назад +7

      Lol yeah!

    • @alsocool1
      @alsocool1 5 лет назад +17

      you're about that kids age, yes?

    • @azul034
      @azul034 5 лет назад +4

      boy shut yo sensitive ass up

    • @azul034
      @azul034 5 лет назад +4

      nevermind i just cried

    • @idel5042
      @idel5042 5 лет назад +6

      Don't actually search that one up

  • @MrLemonscod3br3ak3r
    @MrLemonscod3br3ak3r 3 года назад +11

    The best part about this is how Pat Cassels is searching himself.

  • @leeardamer
    @leeardamer 10 лет назад +140

    THE PEOPLE DEMAND A PART 2

  • @bLOXZ22
    @bLOXZ22 5 лет назад +69

    0:37 "Hey! I'm not a dictionary"
    *Actually yes you are, Google Dictionary is a thing.*

  • @henriquemartins8259
    @henriquemartins8259 2 года назад +11

    "What is Bitcoin" aged like fine wine

  • @voEovove
    @voEovove 8 лет назад +314

    Open your heart, man... BUT not literally, for f*ck's sake!

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 лет назад +586

    the guy that asked for "loli hentai" isn't there because he's in prison

    • @ddniel
      @ddniel 5 лет назад +3

      Makes sense.

    • @SrmthfgRockLee
      @SrmthfgRockLee 5 лет назад

      waat

    • @gabrieljames3135
      @gabrieljames3135 5 лет назад

      No

    • @ramdany7
      @ramdany7 5 лет назад +5

      he is using Incognito window, no one should expose him.

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 5 лет назад +2

      Doesn’t make sense since its hentai and its not illegal but funny joke either way.

  • @voihanviineri6402
    @voihanviineri6402 7 лет назад +97

    "Free Hamster"
    Ok that is fucking strange

    • @sophiaborserio7545
      @sophiaborserio7545 7 лет назад

      It's a gay sex thing

    • @gypsyanne5909
      @gypsyanne5909 7 лет назад +5

      Seventy Six Screaming Eggs *Hat fic plays over in head*

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 6 лет назад +1

      im not even on the dan and phil part of youtube and im reminded about the fucking hat fic let me l i v e

  • @cleopatricktn5857
    @cleopatricktn5857 Год назад +7

    if only i searched "what is bitcoin" 9 years ago

  • @4TAProductions
    @4TAProductions 7 лет назад +1267

    LOL! Really funny video! It's so true though, it sounds a lot more stupid when said out loud. Great choice in actors. They were all hilarious! Their work really enhanced the scene!

  • @deputyschrute4504
    @deputyschrute4504 7 лет назад +1784

    Why does the College Humor intro remind me of the *PornHub* Intro?

    • @sspark2686
      @sspark2686 7 лет назад +70

      BROKEN TAPE The colors i think

    • @theFLRN
      @theFLRN 7 лет назад +84

      BROKEN TAPE
      can't unsee it now thanks

    • @sspark2686
      @sspark2686 7 лет назад +23

      HAL420 Yeah me too now i won't stop remembering the logo

    • @meltingdoggo4647
      @meltingdoggo4647 7 лет назад +20

      Same colors similar font.

    • @carleneboulden4386
      @carleneboulden4386 7 лет назад +4

      BROKEN TAPE haha

  • @dropout
    @dropout  10 лет назад +185

    NEW CollegeHumor Channel! CH Illustrators take your weird(bad) suggestions and draw them HERE - bit.ly/1mFaBxj

    • @rwolhar
      @rwolhar 10 лет назад +3

      8

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 10 лет назад +2

      great do you have any suggestions then?

    • @blakeeglinton2272
      @blakeeglinton2272 9 лет назад

      +CollegeHumor .

    • @Superdarkcloud666
      @Superdarkcloud666 9 лет назад

      +CollegeHumor
      I was wondering who the actor who plays Google in this is. Could you tell me?

    • @finallyimginger3223
      @finallyimginger3223 9 лет назад +3

      +CollegeHumor i want to kill more than half of these people

  • @Wrench_
    @Wrench_ 5 лет назад +159

    I was reading it
    "IF google was a gay"

    • @hyvnjih
      @hyvnjih 4 года назад

      same 😔

    • @aviciitributes
      @aviciitributes 4 года назад +8

      @@MukWongDeso are you 3?

    • @despair239
      @despair239 3 года назад

      Avicii Tributes what did Aditya say?

    • @monkeyd00d
      @monkeyd00d 3 года назад

      @@despair239 Probably something about "its 'guy'".

  • @rafaelfernandez6626
    @rafaelfernandez6626 9 лет назад +455

    What if porn hub was a guy?

  • @c10wnf4c3
    @c10wnf4c3 5 лет назад +263

    1:38 Is that Nicole Byers from nailed it?

  • @Katrina_NYC
    @Katrina_NYC 6 лет назад +361

    THE IRONY *BITCOIN IN 2017 IS WORTH A TONNNN*

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 6 лет назад +1

      I thought that was join The Big Bang Theory!

    • @BeastinlosersHD
      @BeastinlosersHD 6 лет назад +4

      Irony is it's more of a joke than ever.

    • @jesper9622
      @jesper9622 6 лет назад

      They knew it was going to rise.

    • @scxrlethouse
      @scxrlethouse 6 лет назад +2

      Repsej _ A lot of people knew it was going to rise, and a ton of people also doubted bitcoin. But look where we are now.

    • @jesper9622
      @jesper9622 6 лет назад

      Project_Evo I think its going to get out competed by coins with newer and better technologies

  • @raiinefall
    @raiinefall 7 месяцев назад +3

    10 years later and still laughing

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 5 лет назад +106

    0:29
    Dad: son why is the fbi here?

    • @BM-ww1pz
      @BM-ww1pz 5 лет назад +2

      volcanotaur why would the fbi be there ?

    • @Random_name838
      @Random_name838 2 года назад +2

      @@BM-ww1pz your too young to know

    • @Headfirst4Haloz
      @Headfirst4Haloz 5 месяцев назад

      @@Random_name838why would the fbi be there??

  • @patrickstar2301
    @patrickstar2301 10 лет назад +206

    is google an instrument?

    • @patrickstar2301
      @patrickstar2301 10 лет назад +70

      Jessica Vincent well excuse me, somebody doesn't watch spongebob, if you dont like it thats fine

    • @Doge_WDH
      @Doge_WDH 10 лет назад +4

      No but I think mayonnase is

    • @charliechumbuck9356
      @charliechumbuck9356 10 лет назад

      Doge with Da headset NO! MAYONNAISE IS NOT AN INSTRUMEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!
      *calms down* Why these people will not understand that mozilla firefox is an instrument is something I just cannot grasp. I really should learn to now that I think about it because my friends always tell me to FIRMLY GRASP IT! lol

    • @charliechumbuck9356
      @charliechumbuck9356 10 лет назад

      LOL

    • @patrickstar2301
      @patrickstar2301 10 лет назад

      wow

  • @retrorouge9513
    @retrorouge9513 8 лет назад +97

    The girl from Adam Ruins Everything is the girl at the end.

    • @1014jae
      @1014jae 8 лет назад +11

      RetroRouge she's also from collegehumor

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 7 лет назад +16

      RetroRouge She's from Collegehumour originally

    • @x46andtwo
      @x46andtwo 7 лет назад +3

      And cute as ever.'

    • @lukes3845
      @lukes3845 7 лет назад

      RetroRouge Emily

    • @JesusMeza3
      @JesusMeza3 7 лет назад

      I was going to say that

  • @nguyenngoctunglam9135
    @nguyenngoctunglam9135 5 лет назад +9

    “Download Firefox”
    “Ever heard of Chrome” 😂🤣🔥

  • @SomeMechlover
    @SomeMechlover 8 лет назад +812

    "College girls.... nude"

  • @thaiduitx
    @thaiduitx 5 лет назад +48

    0:59 after 5 years I finally understand this joke.
    To explain: That person is Pat Castles and when he asks for “Pat Castles funny” almost everything gets taken away to signify Pat Castles is not funny

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 лет назад +1

      Wow... You're slow

    • @thaiduitx
      @thaiduitx 5 лет назад +8

      prenom nom I was 12 when this video came out. Calm down.

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 лет назад +2

      @@thaiduitx You were a slow 12 years old dude :)

    • @vojta4045
      @vojta4045 5 лет назад +7

      @@prenomnom7197 Calm down dude even i didnt understand the joke

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 лет назад +3

      @@vojta4045 Then you too are slow.

  • @demonetization702
    @demonetization702 5 лет назад +523

    Top Unexplained Questions That Scientist Cant Explain
    1: Aliens
    2: Infinity
    3: RUclips Recommendations

  • @florence9536
    @florence9536 5 лет назад +94

    If Google was a guy, then he would die if there was no internet connection

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 5 лет назад

      Do your google uninstall when there is no internet connection? Poor kid...

    • @JacobTP64
      @JacobTP64 4 года назад +3

      No a stuffed dinosaur would sit at his post and people sometimes play with it

    • @alternaterealitygamejerk7311
      @alternaterealitygamejerk7311 4 года назад

      What about If Google was a guy 4?

    • @firstname4075
      @firstname4075 4 года назад +2

      @@secretname2670 If Google was a guy, he will take a coffee break if there's no internet connection.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад

      @dda hello old fart

  • @RAHUL37976
    @RAHUL37976 9 лет назад +195

    NOW IF GOOGLE WAS A GIRL

    • @suemos
      @suemos 8 лет назад +65

      +Mr_King087 it'd be impossible to use

    • @onman14
      @onman14 8 лет назад +12

      IM DOING MY NAILS NOW, GTFO!

    • @GAME4WAR
      @GAME4WAR 8 лет назад +9

      +RaHUl BwS It wouldn't work right and would do nothing but whine

    • @RAHUL37976
      @RAHUL37976 8 лет назад

      *****
      true that!!

    • @seggybeats9843
      @seggybeats9843 8 лет назад +4

      won't let you search nudes

  • @RanAcid
    @RanAcid 6 лет назад +484

    HE WAS IN ANTMAN AND WASP!!!! I almost screamed at the theatre when I saw him AHAHAHA man did you survive the snap??

    • @hydrox1457
      @hydrox1457 6 лет назад +5

      Gavitch Lee that’s the same thing that i did xd

    • @benjo6353
      @benjo6353 6 лет назад

      Gavitch Lee he is in himym too

    • @benportera6951
      @benportera6951 6 лет назад +16

      Wait are we talking about google guy? Who was he in ant man?

    • @firstnamelastname901
      @firstnamelastname901 6 лет назад +1

      He was also in a show called Preachers

    • @udayshetkar1658
      @udayshetkar1658 6 лет назад +4

      About which person are you talking about?????

  • @themulletwhisperer2821
    @themulletwhisperer2821 10 лет назад +18

    I would feel SO bad for this poor guy. I can only imagine what other people would ask...

  • @nitroz.
    @nitroz. 4 года назад +5

    I can't stop replaying them.

  • @locations69
    @locations69 6 лет назад +58

    "Download firefox"
    "Ever heard of chrome?"
    God damn straight

  • @Ultrasound700
    @Ultrasound700 10 лет назад +50

    I want to watch a half an hour of scenes like this.

  • @AbsurdandFantastical
    @AbsurdandFantastical 8 лет назад +23

    1:56 C'mon Google help him out :(

  • @Zaffron-pc8xd
    @Zaffron-pc8xd 6 месяцев назад +3

    reminder that ChatGPT in 2024 is basically this. ask the website a question and it would respond like a human.

  • @eileenlambackupaccount6395
    @eileenlambackupaccount6395 8 лет назад +629

    Anyone here from Rclbeauty101's channel?

  • @NinthCinemaDown
    @NinthCinemaDown 9 лет назад +42

    Originally it was going to be called, "Life at the NSA", but the person who chose that title wound up dead in a hunting accident.

  • @ryukidragonheart9232
    @ryukidragonheart9232 8 лет назад +46

    How infuriating if this was a real job in real life like damn like the person has to know where is where

  • @kingtime2079
    @kingtime2079 5 лет назад +40

    2014: nope
    2015: nope
    2016: nope
    2017: nope
    2018:nope
    2019: recommendation

  • @birdmanbaggins7123
    @birdmanbaggins7123 9 лет назад +50

    Probably one of the funniest videos on RUclips, because of how realistic this is if it were actually true.
    Keep it up, CollegeHumor!