Let's correct this: "I have a headache this morning... Google: Just stress and lack of sleep. Don't worry. Bing:Brain tumor, brain cancer, loss of brain cells, hole in skull,disorders
"Bitcoin market value" hits different now lol Edit: Came back after a year and Bitcoin is now down to 40k...let's see where it goes! Also, have a great day everyone!!
Andrei James bitcoin is a crypto currency which you can buy online, 1 bitcoin in 2015 was like 100$ and now recently 1 bitcoin reached whopping 19000$ You could've gotten 1000 bitcoins for 100$ in 2011 and be millionaire by 2017
I had to look up "Boston bomber cute one" in order to get that joke. I am now ashamed of myself for having that in my search history. I can delete it, but in my mind it will never go away.
Paulina Pielak google is known for collecting and selling your data, google knows your location, name, age, all your internet history and more! Everything online does this but google is well known for doing it! Sometimes they do it without permission as well! You’ve basically sold your soul with a google account 🤣
"How to write funny RUclips comment." "How to make friends on RUclips comment section." "How to feel good about self." "What feels like a hug (non human)." "Best ways to stop yourself from crying."
elize ross It is very offensive to call a human being a bot. I mean, take Siri or Cleverbot for example. They get abused daily from people calling them names such as 'Bot' or 'Robot', and such abuse must be stopped. Report any bot-based abuse to Botline: 0800 Y0U'R3 4 W4NK3R Or email: botline@wankersrus.com Also, buy yourself a dictionary, at: www.oxforddictionaries.com/ Thank you.
LOL! Really funny video! It's so true though, it sounds a lot more stupid when said out loud. Great choice in actors. They were all hilarious! Their work really enhanced the scene!
Doge with Da headset NO! MAYONNAISE IS NOT AN INSTRUMEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!! *calms down* Why these people will not understand that mozilla firefox is an instrument is something I just cannot grasp. I really should learn to now that I think about it because my friends always tell me to FIRMLY GRASP IT! lol
0:59 after 5 years I finally understand this joke. To explain: That person is Pat Castles and when he asks for “Pat Castles funny” almost everything gets taken away to signify Pat Castles is not funny
“If Google was a guy”
He’d be depressed, really depressed
But he’d also have the answers to help w it
@@chrispeacock6093 yeah hahahaha
Admittedly, yes. He'd also highly regret life and be the most depressed human being in history.
What if your mum was gay
@@higgs135 what if no u
Bing would just be a dude sitting in an empty room playing with his Windows phone.
YES
who uses bing? lol XD
***** I do... on my Windows Phone.... no my name is not Bing.
muzosh Psssh loser xD Ever heard of Google?
You guys should totally do something with that.
Me: y
Google: RUclips?
Me: Yes.
XDDD,i do that too
+Leprechaun SAME
+Hello people I'm a cat :'D crap I left my caps lock on
Same with facebook xD
And Facebook 😂😂
it’s scary to think that those desk cabinets are an endless void of nothing but information
Index of information.
Hermaeus Mora
Seems like an SCP to me
Not as much how much it contains, but what’s in there…
endless void of information seems ironic to me
Me: “Search history”
Google: *hands me paper*
Me: *burns it*
@chewing spring popcorn, pop stars, pop rocks, prank video...
@@legendaryfrolox6285 nope not like that😂😂😂
@@supergogeta-te9si *in weakly voice* Pringles?
the *Me* part wasn't needed.
Well for me everything start with "H"
Incognito mode is when the guy leaves the room so you can look around in private
But he'd be watching through the window
That is American gorvement
Or the person who asks for results wear a mask
OH YEA YEA
@@HamFriedR1ce oh no no
They left out the the part where he’s secretly stealing every piece of info about them.
XD
"Secretly"
After they've agreed to that in the terms of service
fun fact: every company does it to you, you're never safe
RadicalxEdward
You forgot this:
You: I have headache this morning...
Google: Brain tumor
I Looked this up and it turns out I'm depressed and
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Espeon Starz First you ask if you can be red....knowing that I’m ALWAYS red!
Let's correct this:
"I have a headache this morning...
Google: Just stress and lack of sleep. Don't worry.
Bing:Brain tumor, brain cancer, loss of brain cells, hole in skull,disorders
They actually make this joke in a subsequent video.
Poor Google, I feel so bad for him :(
Agreed.
me too :(
Narnianist hi
ikr XD
Bella Olsen
Hi
"The bostom bomber"
"It was a real tragedy"
"I mean the cute one"
"OH FUCKING SHIT"
i see you liked my comment
Cadetri Gaming ha ha i totally remember watching that part just now!
Cadetri Gaming You saw the video too?!
NO WAY!
sscamc yea i remember that happening as well
+Smedley Butler explain the joke to me?
*GOOGLE WAS CREATED IN 1998*
people in 1997:
Yea in 1997 Google was a person and actually was a girl
@@breadnon ait google is a GIRL!?
Ok boomer.
So underrated
@stephen valentino that statement is very true😂
"Hey, I'm not a dictionary."
... but, that's one of your features, Google.
it didnt exist 6 years ago
...6 years ago
@@ac0ti you need to check again
How be funny on intern... oh sorry! Thought this was the search bar.
Hey, ya think you can steal my top comment just cuz you're the uploader... oh wait. You already did.
Error, 404 not found.BlairinTM
Damnit, Bing, get out of here, I'm trying to use the Internet.
So Pat had control of the channel at this point. Nothing else I just figured I would point it out.
Midget Tosser then on internet explorer "Ok! i loaded Bing!"
I think this would be a worst job ever
probably
Depends on how much you're paid.
And best
But the most paid one
it would be job of my dreams
My grandma types "please" and "thanks" when she puts a question into google.
I wonder how he'd react to that.
Ana Callme I’m not trying to be weird but why do you have that as your profile picture
I think that's adorable.
Ooh finally!! A decent person!!!
+Max S.
Lmfao!
Max S. Heheehe
Me: **searches up all of them**
No please don’t tell me you searched up gross fat butthole dick poop
@@slibyt3459 lmfao
I want to kill myself after looking at gross fat butthole dick poop
I regret searching gross fat butthole dick poop
@ThatBeatgutz ask google yourself! He's around here somewhere...
"Miss Pippy"
"You mean 'Mississippi'?
*Leaves*
"Hey I'm not a dictionary!"
Oh, good, you watched it too. I was starting to get worried
“Miss Pippy”
“You mean Mississippi?”
*Confusion, betrayal, sadness, realization, mistaken, depression, anxiety, and a no internet connection dinosaur*
No shit Sherlock
xD
I don't get it
"Bitcoin market value" hits different now lol
Edit: Came back after a year and Bitcoin is now down to 40k...let's see where it goes! Also, have a great day everyone!!
The fact that i remember watching this, looking up buying bitcoin and then didn't buy any because I didn't understand it 🙃
Hurts me every time
bit coin guy was right. he must be big now if he bought it in 2014
@@fiestastguy1289 so sad😞
Why?
*Ever heard of **_Chrome?_*
*-google-** chrome*
I prefer Microsoft because google doesn’t just watch me every second
TheGame455 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh yeah yeah.
Kewl
The guy who was searching bitcoin is rich by now lol
Sh!tcoin
@@rubenphonecollector2533 why
did you not hear him at the end, he tried to "un-buy" lol
Nah, he didn't get his bailout AND he lost his wallet address because he never thought it would be important
He had it, but "un-buy"-ed it at the end lol
This guy probably regrets selling his bitcoins
Φίλιππος Κ and now that shit is crashibg
Not anymore
Was about to come and fucking comment that.
Can someone explain what it is?
eon star cryptocurrency that is limited and u can buy anything anonymously on the web.
Me : ok, Zootopia
Google : ok, thats a good movie now let's se-
Me : porn
Google : OH ! COME ON !
User: Sonic the Hedgehog
Google: Okay, here you...
User: Tails sitting on a bench
Google: O_O
(Don't look it up. You've been warned)
@@MrGamer1992 I googled it
@@FuraFaolox You poor soul D:
@@MrGamer1992 No, I didn't see anything. I read the description on Know Your Meme, though.
@66760 Hello, Captain Obvious.
so this just randomly popped up in everyones recommended right?
Alex Tv yessss
Yep
I was rewatching don't hug me I'm scared and I guess I'm here now..
Yes
Nah this video is a classic
Me: Downloads google chrome
My phone: *google chrome would like to access your camera*
Josie Casalino
Brah
That would be photos
Also accessing your camera is a meme
Josie Casalino
Yeah lol
*...and social security number*
"Download Firefox"
"Ever heard of Chrome?"
OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.
+ethanwdp Price to be fair i preffer Chrome over firefox.
+ethanwdp Price Google is kind of obligated to recommend its own browser when someone is looking for one.
Oprea FTW!!
+ethanwdp Price LOL Love how the only black person in the vid gets that response, that way we remember it well cause that line was gold! xD
+Kimi FW Well it's not on obligation when they want to do it. Plus everyone uses Google to search.
0:30 the kid face killed me
Fun Fact. If you actually search up Gross fat Butthole Dick poop, You get a porn pics for images.
HAHAHAHAHAH
FULL OF BAKUGO'S I LOVE THIS >:DDD
That kid used to go to my school and me and him were friends. I had no reason to tell you that but I just wanted to😂
GRIZZ hahaha
Aww I was waiting for "do a barrel roll" :-(
Watch the latest one. ;)
Haha. I was thinking the same thing!
69th like, guys :)
Just watch the 5th part
lol
0:11 Oh so this is what Garrett does at Cloud 9 besides the intercom...
20 likes and no replies? I got you
0:56 i just realised his tshirt shows no 34.. and my brain is just brimming with rule34
Same
【Memory Hiyasakiღ】 TiMe FoR rOuNd 2
02:03 worst decision ever.
Well, not now...
Even worse
The Bitcoin bits are just freaky now lol
if you invested in bitcoin backin in 2014 you would have made 4475% profit if you sold it in december when it rose to 17000
Greg Norton YOU WATCH PORN HUB!?
That guy who bought some is rich now!
@@paulfitz4861 lol check now
@@paulfitz4861 Let’s see that math again
0:27 that wasnt stagged it was pure terror
Staged has one G ffs
I wish I took bitcoin guy seriously when this came out
Jecon Llacer what do you mean
Duck 32 u stupid
You all still have a chance buy some RaiBlocks.
he said unbuy bitcoin
Andrei James bitcoin is a crypto currency which you can buy online, 1 bitcoin in 2015 was like 100$ and now recently 1 bitcoin reached whopping 19000$
You could've gotten 1000 bitcoins for 100$ in 2011 and be millionaire by 2017
0:29 when I see my final scores
Shadow Knight01 sameeee
Don’t look up “gross fat butthole dick.”
@@OGgoatsrcool omg I search it.. i regret searching it
@@thebloodreaper362 lol
@@OGgoatsrcool I searched it up... I deleted it from search history asap
bitcoin guy is a millioner today
Arcgateway ikr
You nailed it
Arcgateway Na cause since he said at the end unbuy Bitcoin he prob sold it before it blew up
i was thinking that. Smh if only some of us would have looked up the same thing when this video came out.
robot llama yeah, or if you did buy it by the time you said that. You could have 50% profit 😂
If google was a guy:
50 million people: fascinated
What if RUclips was a guy?
He will help you do research for you without typing
*D E M O N I T I Z E D*
He would demonitize everybody
Recommends the unpredicktable
Denzo he would shot monetization
I had to look up "Boston bomber cute one" in order to get that joke. I am now ashamed of myself for having that in my search history. I can delete it, but in my mind it will never go away.
+TomboTime *chuckles, i've just googled that wee video myself.
+TomboTime In the FBI"s database it will also never go away.
and the fact that they remember him for his looks and not for the terrible things he did is just . . . . . . . atrocious
_Deleted_
just searched it myself first few websites and the RUclips video had me laughing at how stupid people get when they're oggling XD
If only we bought bitcoin back when the video was out
VibesEdits thinking the same thing
Lol funny enough I bought bitcoin a few months after this
1 week, 1 day, 1 hour :0
*unbuy bitcoin*
Bit coin 1 is 18k like seriously wish I would of invested
If google were a guy, hed be peeping on everyone like a stalker
Goldengamer 581 wtf
Paulina Pielak google is known for collecting and selling your data, google knows your location, name, age, all your internet history and more! Everything online does this but google is well known for doing it! Sometimes they do it without permission as well! You’ve basically sold your soul with a google account 🤣
and a girl too
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER?
*_EVER HEARD OF CHROME?_*
*_E V E R H E A R D O F C H R O M E ?_*
E V E R H E A R D O F C H R O M E ?
Yes ahahahahha that part was real funny to me
Yeah, I heard about Chrome. Now gimme my Firefox!
*Google+*
"How to write funny RUclips comment."
"How to make friends on RUclips comment section."
"How to feel good about self."
"What feels like a hug (non human)."
"Best ways to stop yourself from crying."
google's answer: yes
Hhhhhh.. Google Means everything ..
That is stupid
Lol!
Lol
Poor google.
People these days..
+David Baranga
Kids these days...
David wtf
yup
Damn Bitcoin was already going mainstream in 2014
*ANYONE NOTICE THATT THE GUY ASKING FOR COLLEGE GIRLS NUDE HAS A 34 SHIRT IN GREEN*
And now you have 34 likes on your comment
By the way,I'm a little dumb,buy why is 34 T-shirt in green so important?
Blind Bosnian rule34
Somehow I am afraid to google that.
solarsofar 456 what's that....?
Liam Kelly cartoon porn
“DOWNLOAD FIREFOX”
“Ever heard of Chrome?”
Aiden Ho I watch the video to
oh gd , u watched it too, i was starting to get worried
1:23 when you're in caps lock
oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah
I've stumbled into the territory of the oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah
I like how he has a drawer of pictures full of naked college girls. My man.
What if the Deep Web was a guy??
+ShinbrigTV "Buy these hardcore drugs! Let's worship Satan! Let's rape people!" Something like that...
How much money for the 12 year old with AIDS? I'm not joking, they actually sell kids with aids for around $20-$50.
+ShinbrigTV He'd be an Eldritch Abomination.
+ShinbrigTV That's an awesome idea! (I've been on there recently...I could contribute ideas.) :-P
You guys realize that deep web isn't just child pornography and drugs and red rooms right? Dipshits.
"Hedgehogs cute!"
Safe Search off...
Girls rarely masturbate...
Fumiko Ito That's what they want you too believe.
Fumiko Ito some of the girls i know masturbate up to 5 times a day
Particulator Barbra from roosterteeth said sh did it for 11 times
***** It's from "If Google Was A Guy Part 3".
He looks like old Ryan Reynolds !
get a life even deadpool would tell ya that
You have the same profile pic as me!
Ohh please...it's gosling!!
Captain Deadpool Retarded Comedy Great profile pics !
Dumbass
Dude unbuying Bitcoin in 2014 is the saddest thing here
Imagine if Bing was a guy too . Its funny How everyone will go to bing to ask for google. 😂
That got me
There is a german dub of this video, and they have a bonus at the end where bing is never being visited
what aboit google alexa
It would be Milton from Office Space plus porn
That's the exact thing I searched on bing lately! Google...
0:08
GENERAL KENOBI
You are a bald one
You are an old one!
You are a dead one
I was gonna do that
Kill him.
Feel sorry for the guy that unbought bitcoin in 2014
If Google Was a Guy by College Humor never gets old even after 8 years.
Bro the way that guy says free hamster gets me every time
That's a damn lie and you know it.
@@diabolus9466 Not for me its just an opinion
"College girls nude" ¡Fuuucking yeah! jaja
Round two!
r u actually spanish?
El Loco Dart "Really ???"
thesheeplord3 Mexican
cTm
Kevin Hart can NOT sing - ruclips.net/video/xvRJ3WfZsiU/видео.html
elize ross
...what?
elize ross It is very offensive to call a human being a bot. I mean, take Siri or Cleverbot for example. They get abused daily from people calling them names such as 'Bot' or 'Robot', and such abuse must be stopped.
Report any bot-based abuse to Botline: 0800 Y0U'R3 4 W4NK3R
Or email: botline@wankersrus.com
Also, buy yourself a dictionary, at: www.oxforddictionaries.com/
Thank you.
should i call the bolice to arrest elize
alright alright alriiiight
barrendare gt You gonna learn today
*weed completely legal*
Wasn't that EatMyDiction1?
Pixel 666th liker
Pixel gun
Pixel gay?
In Netherlands it is
As of 2020, Google actually can find the song you sing into it. :)
Cool
Dislikes are from google employees
@Google Inc. download firefox
666 likes lol
This is why Aliens won’t communicate with us
And not even aliens can't ask Google how to demonstrate humanity.
*googles*
rule34 aliens orgy
Maybe because they are highly advanced civilization that can simulate reality, no need to travel if you can make your own world
0:23
Lol yeah!
you're about that kids age, yes?
boy shut yo sensitive ass up
nevermind i just cried
Don't actually search that one up
The best part about this is how Pat Cassels is searching himself.
THE PEOPLE DEMAND A PART 2
I want round two
0:37 "Hey! I'm not a dictionary"
*Actually yes you are, Google Dictionary is a thing.*
"What is Bitcoin" aged like fine wine
Open your heart, man... BUT not literally, for f*ck's sake!
Preach!
I saw that too!!
Preacher
Yeah.
ಠ_ృ
the guy that asked for "loli hentai" isn't there because he's in prison
Makes sense.
waat
No
he is using Incognito window, no one should expose him.
Doesn’t make sense since its hentai and its not illegal but funny joke either way.
"Free Hamster"
Ok that is fucking strange
It's a gay sex thing
Seventy Six Screaming Eggs *Hat fic plays over in head*
im not even on the dan and phil part of youtube and im reminded about the fucking hat fic let me l i v e
if only i searched "what is bitcoin" 9 years ago
LOL! Really funny video! It's so true though, it sounds a lot more stupid when said out loud. Great choice in actors. They were all hilarious! Their work really enhanced the scene!
Klj
Yeah.
(
H
*a lot dumber.... make sure you have your parents spell check these first.
Why does the College Humor intro remind me of the *PornHub* Intro?
BROKEN TAPE The colors i think
BROKEN TAPE
can't unsee it now thanks
HAL420 Yeah me too now i won't stop remembering the logo
Same colors similar font.
BROKEN TAPE haha
NEW CollegeHumor Channel! CH Illustrators take your weird(bad) suggestions and draw them HERE - bit.ly/1mFaBxj
8
great do you have any suggestions then?
+CollegeHumor .
+CollegeHumor
I was wondering who the actor who plays Google in this is. Could you tell me?
+CollegeHumor i want to kill more than half of these people
I was reading it
"IF google was a gay"
same 😔
@@MukWongDeso are you 3?
Avicii Tributes what did Aditya say?
@@despair239 Probably something about "its 'guy'".
What if porn hub was a guy?
Oh god no...
+Rafael Fernandez Porn hub sucks lol
Valentine Mistress Uhm... okay? xD
Gaetano De Paola It was a joke... Get it?
Valentine Mistress Yes, I get it. lol
1:38 Is that Nicole Byers from nailed it?
Yeah, I just realized that too.
k. just checking it wasn't just me
That’s what I thought!
No lol
I love that show
THE IRONY *BITCOIN IN 2017 IS WORTH A TONNNN*
I thought that was join The Big Bang Theory!
Irony is it's more of a joke than ever.
They knew it was going to rise.
Repsej _ A lot of people knew it was going to rise, and a ton of people also doubted bitcoin. But look where we are now.
Project_Evo I think its going to get out competed by coins with newer and better technologies
10 years later and still laughing
0:29
Dad: son why is the fbi here?
volcanotaur why would the fbi be there ?
@@BM-ww1pz your too young to know
@@Random_name838why would the fbi be there??
is google an instrument?
Jessica Vincent well excuse me, somebody doesn't watch spongebob, if you dont like it thats fine
No but I think mayonnase is
Doge with Da headset NO! MAYONNAISE IS NOT AN INSTRUMEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!
*calms down* Why these people will not understand that mozilla firefox is an instrument is something I just cannot grasp. I really should learn to now that I think about it because my friends always tell me to FIRMLY GRASP IT! lol
LOL
wow
The girl from Adam Ruins Everything is the girl at the end.
RetroRouge she's also from collegehumor
RetroRouge She's from Collegehumour originally
And cute as ever.'
RetroRouge Emily
I was going to say that
“Download Firefox”
“Ever heard of Chrome” 😂🤣🔥
"College girls.... nude"
A very educational search xD
BB Bounce.. For Academic Purpose "FAP"
*pulls down pants*
LMAO
I feel guilty
0:59 after 5 years I finally understand this joke.
To explain: That person is Pat Castles and when he asks for “Pat Castles funny” almost everything gets taken away to signify Pat Castles is not funny
Wow... You're slow
prenom nom I was 12 when this video came out. Calm down.
@@thaiduitx You were a slow 12 years old dude :)
@@prenomnom7197 Calm down dude even i didnt understand the joke
@@vojta4045 Then you too are slow.
Top Unexplained Questions That Scientist Cant Explain
1: Aliens
2: Infinity
3: RUclips Recommendations
hello the worst thing on youtebe "DEMONETIZATION"
Demonetization no u
xd
@@demonetization702
Would you demonitize a video on RUclips demonizing videos?
RUclips recommendations can be explained
I'll just woooosh myself
If Google was a guy, then he would die if there was no internet connection
Do your google uninstall when there is no internet connection? Poor kid...
No a stuffed dinosaur would sit at his post and people sometimes play with it
What about If Google was a guy 4?
@@secretname2670 If Google was a guy, he will take a coffee break if there's no internet connection.
@dda hello old fart
NOW IF GOOGLE WAS A GIRL
+Mr_King087 it'd be impossible to use
IM DOING MY NAILS NOW, GTFO!
+RaHUl BwS It wouldn't work right and would do nothing but whine
*****
true that!!
won't let you search nudes
HE WAS IN ANTMAN AND WASP!!!! I almost screamed at the theatre when I saw him AHAHAHA man did you survive the snap??
Gavitch Lee that’s the same thing that i did xd
Gavitch Lee he is in himym too
Wait are we talking about google guy? Who was he in ant man?
He was also in a show called Preachers
About which person are you talking about?????
I would feel SO bad for this poor guy. I can only imagine what other people would ask...
boku no pico
I can't stop replaying them.
"Download firefox"
"Ever heard of chrome?"
God damn straight
I want to watch a half an hour of scenes like this.
I second this
then hit reload button 15 times
1:56 C'mon Google help him out :(
reminder that ChatGPT in 2024 is basically this. ask the website a question and it would respond like a human.
Anyone here from Rclbeauty101's channel?
+Rainbow Girl Me!
...( me )
mee
Me
yes
Originally it was going to be called, "Life at the NSA", but the person who chose that title wound up dead in a hunting accident.
How infuriating if this was a real job in real life like damn like the person has to know where is where
2014: nope
2015: nope
2016: nope
2017: nope
2018:nope
2019: recommendation
2020: definitely watch it
Probably one of the funniest videos on RUclips, because of how realistic this is if it were actually true.
Keep it up, CollegeHumor!
Unfortunately, they would not keep it up