Teddy bear freaks out Dara - Mock the Week: Christmas Special Preview - BBC Two

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  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 7 лет назад +519

    They're actually normal-sized hats, they just look smaller because of the size of Dara's head

  • @HackneySack
    @HackneySack 7 лет назад +781

    I love when Ed Byrne is on it's just Ed and Dara mucking about as mates XD

    • @India.H
      @India.H 7 лет назад +30

      HackneySack have you watched the private browsing clip

    • @HackneySack
      @HackneySack 7 лет назад +9

      Indi Heaton Yesssss

    • @eleanortheakston9289
      @eleanortheakston9289 7 лет назад +7

      Indi Heaton so funny, their laughter is the best

    • @India.H
      @India.H 7 лет назад +2

      Eleanor T I know 😂

    • @ashleyp.4932
      @ashleyp.4932 5 лет назад +4

      I can only watch the Private Browsing clip occasionally because every time I do, I nearly choke with laughter.

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 6 лет назад +41

    “I would like to eat you.”
    “I know you like to eat TOO.”
    😹😹 They sooo misunderstood him! 😹😭😹

  • @zanite8650
    @zanite8650 8 лет назад +105

    This bear contains a hundred souls.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      Eight more and it becomes a Spiritomb.

  • @bluedusteyes
    @bluedusteyes 7 лет назад +59

    Nice to see the spirit of Furby lives on for another generation... :p

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 лет назад

      Kaytie Marie That's not Furbys spirit more Satan's

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 7 лет назад +163

    "Please keep talking Dara. The secret agents can't hear you."

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 6 лет назад +3

      mindlessgonzo just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we arent watching you

  • @TRAllen-rc2yj
    @TRAllen-rc2yj 7 лет назад +123

    I can picture Ed and Dara on Christmas morning, sitting around trying to program that thing for one of their kids.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 года назад +1

      Obviously one of the less favourite kids

    • @satiricon78
      @satiricon78 3 года назад +1

      Ed and Dara have kids togheter? (I know it is an old comment.)

  • @Idarak1
    @Idarak1 8 лет назад +223

    Really, how can you name a bear 'Freddy' now and not expect it to be creepy?

  • @tardistabs
    @tardistabs 7 лет назад +22

    All we need is for the power to go off, the overture from Carmen playing and Freddy screaming in your face before stuffing you into an animatronic suit.

  • @ZondaFRoadster
    @ZondaFRoadster 7 лет назад +372

    They really thought it was a good idea to name a creepy electronic brown bear 'Freddy'?!

    • @becauselionsss
      @becauselionsss 7 лет назад +6

      ZondaFRoadster It's Freddy Fazbear

    • @becauselionsss
      @becauselionsss 7 лет назад +4

      ZondaFRoadster I only just realised that

    • @res20stupid
      @res20stupid 4 года назад +4

      They were just so upset with how Frankie had left so they gave him a younger brother.

    • @agentarachnid2009
      @agentarachnid2009 4 года назад +3

      Would you prefer Chucky?

    • @shadowprince8653
      @shadowprince8653 4 года назад

      If I had that bear I’m destroying it the first thing because that’s creepy af

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 3 года назад +5

    Was anyone else hoping that when the bear said "i hear you like Brian Cox?" it would follow with "tell me what you like about Cox." 🤣

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 7 лет назад +17

    I love this clip, there are literally tears streaming down my face everytime I watch this.
    And I just figured it out the clue is when he said it's a programmable bear. Someone behind the scenes has added those phrases to freak people out. And it worked 😂😂😂😂

  • @henryambrose8607
    @henryambrose8607 7 лет назад +30

    Someone told me you like to wear the Megabus hat.

  • @mwcovers8367
    @mwcovers8367 7 лет назад +123

    I thought it said "I know you like to eat too"

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 6 лет назад +3

      Hamsterifica I think that's what it did, too.

    • @RacingAtHome
      @RacingAtHome 6 лет назад +3

      I thought it said "I know you like to eat poo."

    • @Radenshaal
      @Radenshaal 6 лет назад +9

      It did say that, they heard wrong

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 6 лет назад

      Yeah, that's what I heard.

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 5 лет назад +1

      It did they just didn't catch it lol

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG 7 лет назад +99

    Dammit Holly Walsh is awesome.

    • @bryrk
      @bryrk 7 лет назад +5

      She really is

    • @NilsMcCloud
      @NilsMcCloud 7 лет назад +18

      She has improved massively over the years.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 6 лет назад +2

      I'd love to hear her voice a haunted toy in a horror movie

  • @KT926
    @KT926 7 лет назад +146

    That bear is really creepy. "We're going to have such fun together"-The line of a serial killer! "I would like to eat you", "Someone told me you like to wear tiny hats" XDXD ROFL

  • @London_J
    @London_J 5 лет назад +9

    Who else wanted the bear say AND ITS GOLD FOR IRELAND

  • @Tennantgirl15
    @Tennantgirl15 8 лет назад +46

    I thought it was Teddy Ruxpin at first lol XD

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 3 года назад +3

    That laugh is the stuff of nightmares

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 7 лет назад +15

    I heard "I know you like to eat too"

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +2

    “My name is Talky Teddy, and I don’t think I like you.”

  • @ScarletMarisa375
    @ScarletMarisa375 2 года назад +3

    Never knew Programmable Bears liked Cider, lol

  • @alexandragriffin1063
    @alexandragriffin1063 4 года назад +6

    Milton’s face at 0:36 😂

  • @rageonyx
    @rageonyx 4 года назад +3

    He said "I know you like to eat too", which I thought was a fat joke.

  • @user-iq1ut8zv8f
    @user-iq1ut8zv8f 6 лет назад +5

    I need more of dara and the bear xD

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 7 лет назад +15

    Is it just me, or does the bear sound like Hal Cruttenden?

  • @Itsmeeman1
    @Itsmeeman1 7 лет назад +10

    Grin and bear it

  • @Ryan78336
    @Ryan78336 7 лет назад +2

    Oh my goodness I am crying tears of joy! That was just about the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!

  • @SeventhEve
    @SeventhEve 7 лет назад +13

    Reminds me of Teddy Ruxpin from the 80s. I was scared as hell of it.

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 7 лет назад +2

      SeventhEve Teddy Ruxpin with an Ozzy or Sabbath cassette was priceless

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +20

    But aren't all hats tiny on Dara's head?
    :p

  • @PredictedCyborg
    @PredictedCyborg 6 лет назад +2

    Production crew must have had fun programming that bear. xD

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 7 лет назад +4

    Tiny hats 😂😂😂

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 7 лет назад +27

    Oh god.. it's Teddy Ruxpin's slightly more technically better brother!!

  • @Megapowertooldragon
    @Megapowertooldragon 7 лет назад +25

    How does Ed know what a Japanese school girl sounds like....? Oh... Ed...? What have you been watching...?

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 6 лет назад +31

      We'll never know. Private Browsing.

    • @genesiz7201
      @genesiz7201 3 года назад

      Battle Royale ?

  • @favorite4ever
    @favorite4ever 8 лет назад +4

    The voice sounds like the voice in "War Games"

  • @Zakkarae
    @Zakkarae 7 лет назад +2

    "I know you like to eat too"

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown 6 лет назад +74

    They mention the Blair Witch project and no one makes a joke about the Bear Witch project?

    • @LexifromZargon
      @LexifromZargon 6 лет назад +3

      Mark Mc Donnell they realy missed an oportunity with this

    • @zaptrollwen
      @zaptrollwen 6 лет назад +6

      Unless they did and they cut it out because of the running time

  • @jediday6664
    @jediday6664 2 года назад +1

    Freddie? That's the Teddy Ruxpin reboot.

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 3 года назад +3

    If the bear had Brian coxes or eds voice that would really freak out Dara lol

  • @JefErickson
    @JefErickson 8 лет назад +76

    Put the mind of a psychopath in a teddy bear that's what you get. It's basically a more fluffy and innocent looking version of Chucky :P

    • @scribblebee5412
      @scribblebee5412 7 лет назад +9

      JefErickson its basically Chucky with a furry fetish

    • @KT926
      @KT926 7 лет назад +4

      Hi I'm Freddie and I'm your friend till the end. Hi-de-ho, ha ha ha!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      At least Freddy doesn’t have opposable thumbs. Much harder for him hold a knife.

  • @TheTradge
    @TheTradge 8 лет назад +51

    It reminds me of HAL 9000 from 2001, just a bit creepier

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 7 лет назад +15

      TheTradge I wish it would have gone "I can't let you do that, Dara"

  • @leonidasthanatos1182
    @leonidasthanatos1182 7 лет назад +14

    chucky and freddy fazbear did some nasty kinky stuff in a night club bathroom and this is the unholy creature that was born.

  • @0n1baka
    @0n1baka 7 лет назад +1

    It's been a while since I laughed so hard that I had tears.

  • @glitched-eyes7378
    @glitched-eyes7378 7 лет назад +2

    Was the giggling the giggling of the child's soul within it?

  • @colemyst
    @colemyst 6 лет назад +1

    Love this. Wish I could find the Christmas special this was on!

  • @bladesinclair2034
    @bladesinclair2034 7 лет назад +3

    It said I know you like to eat too.

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 9 месяцев назад +1

    Holly makes a good point. Use it to freak out burglars.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 7 лет назад +2

    It shouldn't be legal to laugh this hard.

  • @desertdaisymarie6951
    @desertdaisymarie6951 2 года назад

    I would love this for my son, it would make him shit himself laughing 🤣

  • @Lammington2
    @Lammington2 7 лет назад +3

    It's Teddy Ruxpin's terrifying spawn.

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn Год назад

    Truly wonderful.

  • @peter_pansexual6243
    @peter_pansexual6243 3 года назад +2

    Can someone please make a "Silence of the Lambs" parody with this thing as Hannibal Lecter?

  • @dodgydavetime1943
    @dodgydavetime1943 6 лет назад +1

    Here's Chucky the bear version ha ha ha ha ha

  • @India.H
    @India.H 4 года назад

    I'm watching MtW clips and drinking a mug of hot chocolate and when it started talking about eating Dara I started snorting with laughter and long story short, my already broken phone now has hot chocolate in the cracks on the screen.

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 5 лет назад +1

    Teddy Ruxpin’s long lost brother.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 4 года назад +1

    That's both really cute, and really weird.

  • @geedub88
    @geedub88 3 года назад +2

    They're regular sized hats. Just not on Dara.

  • @gaiapurpure
    @gaiapurpure 6 лет назад +1

    Looks like someone messed up a perfectly functioning Teddy Ruxpin right there.

  • @zendwayne
    @zendwayne 5 лет назад +1

    A few years ago, this was known as Teddy Ruxpin in the U.S. But I remember that it had a cassette player built in to it. This bear is just as creepy as the original.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 года назад +1

      A toy store I used to work at had one of those that wasn't for sale for some reason, but it still worked, so whenever I had to open the store, I'd bring a cassette and listen to music while I set up.

  • @joshdowner6895
    @joshdowner6895 3 года назад

    I've not seen this before. This was good

  • @bryrk
    @bryrk 7 лет назад +2

    I'm actually in hysterics wtf was that thing X'D

  • @rebbekahcannons9805
    @rebbekahcannons9805 5 лет назад +2

    These new FNAF games are getting realistic.

  • @kingkeith4183
    @kingkeith4183 7 лет назад +1

    Lady's and gentlemen hanni-bear lecter

  • @Exeggutor-pg9jd
    @Exeggutor-pg9jd 2 года назад

    An evil robotic bear named Freddy that sometimes speaks with a child's voice? Sounds like a great idea for a game.

  • @redbelle94
    @redbelle94 3 года назад +1

    He looks like a care bear...I don’t want to know to how he helps people 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • @Andy13april64
    @Andy13april64 5 лет назад +2

    sooo funny.

  • @MrThischarmingman2
    @MrThischarmingman2 7 лет назад

    "Come dream with me tonight..."

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 7 лет назад +17

    Wikibear has a cousin!?

    • @latenightronnie
      @latenightronnie 7 лет назад +2

      Speaking of bears, about 100 people are killed by bears every day. I'm Wikibear!

  • @anwarrazali2832
    @anwarrazali2832 3 года назад +1

    Here teddy

  • @alasdairgardiner2313
    @alasdairgardiner2313 Год назад

    Teddy Ruxpin? It looks like Teddy Ruxpin. That's nearly as old as me.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat Год назад

      It looks like the same concept, but you program it rather than put a cassette tape in.

  • @soddof7972
    @soddof7972 7 лет назад +1

    I'm sure that used to be called teddy ruxpin

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 2 года назад

    This thing vs Wiki Bear!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 7 лет назад +1

    What the fucking hell, where's the flamethrower?

  • @oliverfletcher1939
    @oliverfletcher1939 7 лет назад +1

    what was edd referencing when he said "can you make him day put the lotion in the basket"?

    • @LEECUDDIHY
      @LEECUDDIHY 7 лет назад +4

      Buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.

  • @phauntis
    @phauntis 6 лет назад +7

    Sounds like Salad Fingers.....

  • @Zenon0K
    @Zenon0K 5 лет назад +1

    The bear is mistaken. That person saw Dara put on a hat and his massive head made it look tiny.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 7 лет назад +2

    Yeah...Imma need an AA-12 loaded with Dragon's Breath, and have the local bishop on standby, this could turn ugly.

  • @jamesl8640
    @jamesl8640 3 года назад +1

    OK it says "I know you like to eat (something)" but that's weird too.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 года назад +1

      I think the bear said, "I know you like to eat, too."

    • @jamesl8640
      @jamesl8640 3 года назад

      @@retnavybrat I mean that drama to be what the comments say, but it makes no sense.

  • @evilyumi9186
    @evilyumi9186 5 лет назад

    *I like Cider too*

  • @conniep.8124
    @conniep.8124 7 лет назад

    Am I the only one who'd buy one?

  • @einat1622
    @einat1622 5 лет назад

    🤣

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities 7 лет назад +1

    jesus that is the creepiest toy ever

  • @philipmarlowe4682
    @philipmarlowe4682 3 года назад

    The voice sounds like Jo brand

  • @Sesquedoodle
    @Sesquedoodle 7 лет назад +1

    NO MORE MAMA

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 8 лет назад +3

    I don't get the "Lotion in the basket" joke.

    • @grizzlygreenwood2989
      @grizzlygreenwood2989 8 лет назад +12

      +R Linders That's the serial killer Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

  • @Spidey-eq1eh
    @Spidey-eq1eh Год назад +1

    I wonder how Frankie Boyle would say about that?

  • @brookelily2330
    @brookelily2330 6 лет назад

    My baby cousin has that Freddy bear I thought he was scary he's like Chucky and Donald trump

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 5 лет назад

    Dara and the bear are the same colour

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 4 года назад

    I'm not sure I'd like my child to be alone in the room with that thing. Not because I think it would get possessed and do something, but a child doesn't need a toy spouting things like that constantly, never being prompted for it. Plus, the Exorcist demon in 1973 sounded British...

  • @paladinboyd1228
    @paladinboyd1228 6 лет назад

    Are you ready for Freddy?

  • @Renegade2786
    @Renegade2786 4 года назад

    TV Teddy's sinister brother

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 6 лет назад +1

    That bear made me laugh three times. It has Michael McIntyre beaten on that score by...(checks chart) yes, three laughs.

  • @thwop2557
    @thwop2557 5 лет назад +1

    Sound a bit like hal 9000

  • @rimmersbryggeri
    @rimmersbryggeri 3 года назад

    Why does the bearhave Mariella Frostrups voice?

  • @frederickshananaquet7527
    @frederickshananaquet7527 8 лет назад +35

    I want to get one for my girlfriend!

    • @lf8198
      @lf8198 7 лет назад +61

      "I'd like to eat you" might actually work there.

    • @danielpetersen4123
      @danielpetersen4123 7 лет назад +5

      L F "It puts the lotion in the basket"

    • @LexifromZargon
      @LexifromZargon 6 лет назад

      I want one

  • @crusherconi
    @crusherconi 5 лет назад +1

    2015 a comedy show odyssey

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 7 лет назад

    Freddie the evil bear. FNAF merch or children's toy? Scientists can't tell

  • @eivindkaisen6838
    @eivindkaisen6838 5 лет назад

    The bear's speaking voice remind me of Simon Cowell.
    THAT is creepy!

  • @LexifromZargon
    @LexifromZargon 6 лет назад +2

    I would be scared of freddy to
    I mean a creepy robotic bear named freddy?!? It probably awakkens at night till 6am
    And also imagine them checking the betterie slot after this and seeing that it is empty....

  • @alexandermills9965
    @alexandermills9965 5 лет назад

    To be fair this would still make a grate Christmas present only for adults