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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Dara O'Briain & Hugh Dennis are joined by Russell Howard, Ed Byrne, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison who suggest unlikely things to hear on a charity show in this Sport Relief Special.
    Mock the Week | BBC Sport Relief Night 2010
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  • @harryforster602
    @harryforster602 8 лет назад +620

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. It doesn't have to be this way.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 6 лет назад +5

      They should change to metric.

    • @liamm3367
      @liamm3367 6 лет назад +23

      That’s wrong. Africa doesn’t have seconds they don’t even get firsts

    • @tristangreene8581
      @tristangreene8581 6 лет назад +3

      Support time manipulation

    • @David-oq6sn
      @David-oq6sn 5 лет назад +7

      Your profile pic makes the joke even funnier

  • @katyohanlon2465
    @katyohanlon2465 6 лет назад +82

    I feel like the real victory is getting Hugh Dennis to laugh

  • @LadyOfPurple89
    @LadyOfPurple89 13 лет назад +80

    "Ooh, a penguin..."
    I love Russell Howard.

  • @bethhe8889
    @bethhe8889 8 лет назад +73

    I'm from Portsmouth and that fc one is so true

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 5 лет назад +28

    "Oh a penguin...!" 🤣

  • @FreddieWoolly
    @FreddieWoolly 8 лет назад +78

    "And you may have noticed thank the show is a little shorter this year... yes its just the Dr who minisode since that is the only thing any one watches"

  • @EIlieGregory
    @EIlieGregory 7 лет назад +335

    Russell's ADHD joke represents my sister so well cause she has ADHD and loves penguins 😂😭

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 5 лет назад +2

      Maxx Kroes do you have that clip?

    • @jorembellen3244
      @jorembellen3244 4 года назад +1

      @@cascharles3838 ruclips.net/video/5zsdZB93t-8/видео.html

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 4 года назад +1

      @@jorembellen3244 oh god. I'm terrified to watch. I can feel the second hand embarrassment already

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 4 года назад +1

      @@jorembellen3244 AHA okay that wasnt as bad as I thought it would be. She was laughing

  • @KT926
    @KT926 10 лет назад +139

    On this special episode, Harry Hill has come wearing contact lenses... oh sorry that's Dara O'Briain

  • @Tracymmo
    @Tracymmo 13 лет назад +11

    Liked the joke about putting the regular programming back on. I've actually heard US public radio stations (funded mostly by donations) get in more contributions during "pledge week" by telling people they'll end their fundraising drive a day or more early if they hit their goal. Works well!

  • @KT926
    @KT926 12 лет назад +16

    "Ooh a penguin!" ROFL XD XD

  • @SiliconBong
    @SiliconBong 12 лет назад +13

    "Everytime I click my my finger a child dies" said Bono. . ."Stop clicking your fingers" said someone from the irish audience, . . .

  • @spiritfired
    @spiritfired 13 лет назад +5

    Lol even he was surprised at the laughs he was getting at the Madonna joke :)

  • @TimelostFlare
    @TimelostFlare 6 лет назад +180

    And now, we'll bless the rains down in Africa.

    • @jennyjohn704
      @jennyjohn704 4 года назад +3

      And presumably we'll also compare a mountain in Africa (Kilimanjaro) with a mountain in Greece (Olympus) and other poor excuses for lyrics....

    • @pieterrosesmissen1589
      @pieterrosesmissen1589 4 года назад

      @@jennyjohn704 aah... that comment was To-to, er, I mean so-so!

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 3 года назад

      If they get stuck halfway, we might have a Weezer

  • @kierajones4230
    @kierajones4230 8 лет назад +139

    I lived with a 3rd world family and lived in their tent for a whole week to experience true poverty. please donate to a family in Chatham.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 10 лет назад +33

    All of the "points" should have gone to Kevin.

    • @ilikecoldcase
      @ilikecoldcase 9 лет назад +3

      ***** and if we reach our target of three million we will shave Dara O'Briens head...oh wait

  • @pointyraccoon
    @pointyraccoon 12 лет назад +9

    Hugh Dennis has such perfect delivery... Anything he says just makes me laugh like fuck

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 5 лет назад +13

    Loved Russell Howard's ADHD joke.

  • @denkikaminari9341
    @denkikaminari9341 7 лет назад +24

    the ADHD joke got me

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 7 лет назад +96

    it's 4am and I have an important meeting in a few hours... Why am I here?

    • @ep4everlegend317
      @ep4everlegend317 6 лет назад +12

      eerereps how did the meeting go? You still employed?

    • @TakerKaneanite619
      @TakerKaneanite619 5 лет назад +1

      @@ep4everlegend317 Doesn't bode well...

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 10 месяцев назад +4

    Miss this show. So much content.

  • @MrFitzonic
    @MrFitzonic 13 лет назад +11

    2:38
    Death stare from Hugh o_O

  • @adecadewithoutlove
    @adecadewithoutlove 12 лет назад +6

    I love how Andys Portsmouth joke is still true today... 2 years on.

  • @lilangel2407
    @lilangel2407 13 лет назад +8

    Ha, I love this prog-oh a penguin

  • @theaether3124
    @theaether3124 6 лет назад +7

    "for just £1 you can help a poor irish legless comedian regain the ability to walk again."

  • @lewisdelariviere7497
    @lewisdelariviere7497 8 лет назад +16

    Every penny you give provides us with a new phone

  • @ElsJones94
    @ElsJones94 13 лет назад +4

    The Africa joke made my Hugh is sooo true!

  • @ianevans736
    @ianevans736 5 лет назад +13

    Every pound you give leaves you a pound poorer. The most accurate things ever said on a charity show.

  • @KieranFiferman
    @KieranFiferman 13 лет назад +9

    I found Russel's ADHD joke hilarious, and I actually have ADHD.... :P

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 лет назад +8

    ''Less people in Africa will die a year if Bono stops clicking his fingers''

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +2

    1:13 Story of my life.

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад +2

    "I'm Terry Wogan and if you don't donate to Children in Need, I'll take Pudsey's other eye!"

  • @ohannah1354
    @ohannah1354 3 года назад +4

    Russell's ADHD joke keeps me wondering - wouldn't everyone get distracted by the sudden appearance of a penguin? Especially when it is in an area like Great Britain where there usually are no penguins in the wildlife? 🤔 And the more important question is: Why is there even a penguin? 😅😂😂😂 I know it's just a joke but still🙈

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 2 года назад +1

      I’m sure that they wou oh look a butterfly

  • @DuckyRoanNubbles3D
    @DuckyRoanNubbles3D 13 лет назад +4

    As a real ADHD sufferer...
    I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

  • @rjmurphyman
    @rjmurphyman 13 лет назад +1

    Two brilliant jokes by Ed Byrne there - (Clicking & Shocking Footage)! He's on fire!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 лет назад +7

    ''£9000 is going in my bank account after the show''

  • @owaffs
    @owaffs 14 лет назад +12

    "Well that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone cold fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film, but err..."
    did you see the bit with that disabled kid trying to run? *giggles* cracks me up every time *wipes tear away from eye*

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 13 лет назад +1

    Every time... I click my fingers... my PA brings me a cappucino.

  • @ivTRiXJuMpShOt
    @ivTRiXJuMpShOt 13 лет назад +2

    Basically the sport relief mile is where Hugh is running it to get away from Piers Morgan

  • @Nico_loves_u
    @Nico_loves_u 13 лет назад +2

    I can watch this for literally hours...

  • @TheToffeesrule
    @TheToffeesrule 12 лет назад +1

    i have ADHD
    and then russell jokes about it 1:14 i still find it funny :)

  • @unwantedpoems2354
    @unwantedpoems2354 6 лет назад +5

    "We despratly need your money, we are portsmouth football club"
    I didnt laugh at the joke my mind went. "So thats where you were born" haha ill leave byeee

  • @iBowlerHat
    @iBowlerHat 11 лет назад +8

    Oh, a penguin!

  • @redjuicyapples
    @redjuicyapples 12 лет назад

    The one at 2.28 was HILARIOUS!!!!!
    Love it!

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 13 лет назад

    Hahahahaha loved the one about the free texts and calls! XD
    xXx

  • @iThinkz
    @iThinkz 14 лет назад +2

    "Well, that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone could fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film there.... but buy the single anyway, it's for a good cause!!!" XD He just keeps getting better and better!!! :L:L:L

  • @Thelonedisciple0
    @Thelonedisciple0 5 месяцев назад

    “And remember every pound you give goes directly into my Swiss bank account”

  • @hughesd95
    @hughesd95 13 лет назад +1

    Last one was the best by far :D

  • @brandongill2577
    @brandongill2577 5 лет назад +4

    0:40 PBS in a nutshell

  • @Xaru93
    @Xaru93 11 лет назад +1

    I keep saying this is the last one I'll watch and yet...I watch another one and another one and another one...

  • @KT926
    @KT926 12 лет назад

    I'd say:
    "Next on Let's dance for comic relief, he's had a few drinks but he's gonna try his best to dance anyway... #We love to boogie on a Saturday night!!#"

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 5 лет назад +1

    we're the Portsmouth football team

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 лет назад

    "And Now Mr.T Would Lke To Have His Say On How To Raise Money For 2012 Olympics"
    *As Mr.T*: "Crazy Fools!, Listen! The Best Thing To Raise Money Is To Keep Ea'in Ma Snickers!"

  • @andrewf01134
    @andrewf01134 13 лет назад

    Can someone please tell me the name of the guy who says"You all send us a fiver and we put the proper telly back on"

  • @colincourageous699
    @colincourageous699 2 года назад

    Just great.

  • @hoppjugallo
    @hoppjugallo 13 лет назад

    We desparetly need ur money ... we are portsmouth football club :D lol

  • @NoezieXII
    @NoezieXII 12 лет назад

    @shadoweye10 The second one is Ed Byrne and the third is Hugh Dennis :)

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 5 месяцев назад

    Loved the ADH

  • @janebrown1706
    @janebrown1706 4 года назад

    That jacket is a great colour for Dara!

  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED 6 лет назад

    I serious thought he said, "build a whale." LOL

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 11 лет назад

    Andy Parsons, Ed Byrne, Russell Howard, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Kevin Bridges

  • @therox68
    @therox68 11 лет назад

    Why haven't i seen this before? This is just great.

  • @superjoshrobinson
    @superjoshrobinson 11 лет назад

    2:16 my favorite XD

  • @Mediamonsta95
    @Mediamonsta95 13 лет назад

    KEVIN BRIDGES RULES

  • @rjellcome
    @rjellcome 13 лет назад

    Look at Chris Adison at 1.33 lol

  • @thewonderfulchoki1837
    @thewonderfulchoki1837 5 лет назад

    wait a second is that a wild Russell Howard and a wild Kevin bridge's

  • @roxas66032
    @roxas66032 8 лет назад +5

    my entry: trust me every penny is going to charity

  • @Levanoir
    @Levanoir 12 лет назад +1

    Only Britons could consider a man in a tub of baked beans humorous.

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able 12 лет назад

    2:37 LOL, look at Hugh's face. o-0

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    We’re collecting money to keep three things forever, tom brady, the musical hamilton, and the 2017 beauty and the beast movie.

  • @sup3rh1k
    @sup3rh1k 12 лет назад

    Kevin Bridges killed it!

  • @LOLROFLLFMAO
    @LOLROFLLFMAO 12 лет назад

    best bits:
    1:13
    2:07
    2:13
    2:29
    and 3:19

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 лет назад

    @xXDinoman1997Xx Try This...
    "Red Nose Day, The time where The Clowns Go Out on the piss in the circus tent"

  • @cian634
    @cian634 5 лет назад +1

    The Madonna one was good

  • @TheJesterGirl
    @TheJesterGirl 13 лет назад

    This reminds me of 'Whose line is it anyway?'

  • @ediepedi
    @ediepedi 6 лет назад +1

    2:37 um.... hugh....

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 9 лет назад +3

    2:51 so that's how Chris Evans played the Human Torch

    • @brynholder2956
      @brynholder2956 8 лет назад +1

      wrong Chris

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      It's Chris Evans, the British radio and TV presenter; not the American actor.

  • @olebiscuitbarrel
    @olebiscuitbarrel 14 лет назад

    I don't have ADH- oh, a penguin...

  • @jasonworth7244
    @jasonworth7244 12 лет назад

    I loled at the last joke! xD

  • @dgbjackgibson
    @dgbjackgibson 13 лет назад

    This was uploaded on my birthday! Lol.

  • @Samara.Weaving
    @Samara.Weaving 5 лет назад +3

    01:13
    Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Silkki6
    @Silkki6 12 лет назад

    How cool is that!

  • @flyingemu98
    @flyingemu98 12 лет назад

    @PJayMartin the awesome part!

  • @diranbodossian6061
    @diranbodossian6061 4 года назад +2

    Dara wearing a tie feels weird.

  • @Rollthebuddah
    @Rollthebuddah 12 лет назад

    @GlophTheweb It doesnt specifically mean ADHD sufferer is distracted by Penguins..It simply means low concentration. I myself have ADHD. I know what I am talking about.

  • @zoezebra1
    @zoezebra1 14 лет назад

    1:16 - LOL!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +16

    ''Sir Terry Wogan has had to pull out of Children In Need but Jimmy Savile has agreed to do Children In Need as long as he gets to finish inside them''

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 6 лет назад

      Michael Langley HAH! 👍🏻

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 5 лет назад

      Quality joke there lmfao

  • @ReleaseTheBehemoth
    @ReleaseTheBehemoth 12 лет назад

    2:36 Hugh's creepy stare...

  • @BartTibia
    @BartTibia 12 лет назад +1

    All Portsmouth football players disliked the video :P

  • @saileshrp
    @saileshrp 14 лет назад

    Genius!

  • @xxTotalBritxx
    @xxTotalBritxx 13 лет назад

    Portsmouth football club XD

  • @Rollthebuddah
    @Rollthebuddah 12 лет назад

    @GlophTheweb It is like that, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, short version - inability to concentrate. (Russel himself has ADHD.)

  • @Pilkingtube
    @Pilkingtube 14 лет назад

    Did you check the basement? 0_o

  • @isabbygabbyorcrabby
    @isabbygabbyorcrabby 12 лет назад

    3:10...MY FAV JOKE EVA!!!!

  • @dragonettirockstop
    @dragonettirockstop 13 лет назад

    I paused @ 3:34 and thought his face looked hilarious.

  • @b11k22
    @b11k22 13 лет назад

    press 5 "licking him dance"

  • @RobertBrownieJr
    @RobertBrownieJr 13 лет назад

    i love hughes shirt! where can i get that?!

  • @solaskinner
    @solaskinner 12 лет назад +1

    I got ADHD and i thought it was funny :) one is not sick. one just enjoys the random things that comes one by. Like idk .. oooh a fun video *walks off*

  • @SaulG88
    @SaulG88 12 лет назад

    Have the points ever not gone to Andy at the end of a round?

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 13 лет назад

    "Make Bono history".

  • @codydh3
    @codydh3 11 лет назад

    ADHD got me laughing more because i have ADHD and i get distracted very easily XD