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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... The performers suggest bad things to hear from a tour guide in Scenes We'd Like to See.
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Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
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"Well this is the deepest, darkest bit of the caves, and unless you give me £20 each it's where you're staying", had that tour guide before. it was quite funny :)
"The answer is quite simple really....Gun beats Spear"
love the way he says it lol
That gag is a classic!
And 9 years later and that gag has aged spectacularly well :-D
Wtf there is someone whispering 'Kitchen' at 1:12 hahahha
Yeah wat the heck?
Wtf that's creepy
Probably the sound man telling the producer where he left his coffee mug haha
Thought it was “idiot?” Pronounced like “id-gyet”
Harry Mowle 1
"If you need anything, aaanything as all...I'll be under your bed." Its the sincerity that kills me :'D
I love how Jack is trying to go on stage but then someone is always before him
Well he's not really a comedian is he?
Declan Stewart ha...ha...no
Good! I know I'd rather he not say anything at all.
And if you look out to your right, you will see the spot where the last tour bus swerved off the road and plunged over the cliff, killing everyone on board.
Let's have a closer look
“Morning. I’m afraid this is the loudest-“
*Every bugger laughs and nobody hears the rest*
He only said "this is the loudest I can speak."
That was why it was a bad thing to hear from a tour guide, because you'd never understand most of what the guide said.
"...we've technically broken in." - I had that tour guide in Buenos Aires!
"And if you look to the left, you'll see the tourists we just ran over."
This nearly happened for real in front of the Edinburough dungeon last time I was in Scotland
Edinburgh, pronounced buh-ruh, not borough! :P
@@andymcl92 Lol, and here I have been calling t i EdinBurg.
@@armastat Yup, heard that too. Also wrong!
@@andymcl92 Pronounced? It's spelt wrong lol
Edinburgh at you mentioned.
Oh come on let jack speak
No
Please don’t...
Hugh's first joke was really clever IMO xD
After over 10 years these jokes can be considered classics....
And this is the place where Mozart lost his virginity, which is where I'd like to end this tour. Well actually I've been making things up for the past 2 hours, but you're tourists, will never come back here, and you've already paid. And admitt it, I told you some pretty nice stories.
Hey Ashildr the 1300's would like their humor back.
"This is Chernobyl, hazmat suits on"
LMFAO forever at Frankie's "If you need anything..Anything at all...I'll be under your bed" XD
As the only person in Norwich intelligent enough to use the internet, that description is semi accurate
"Now we're going to a quaint town that time has left behind to age and wither but somehow survive. Welcome to Glasgow."
''this is pearl harbour shit I think I can hear planes coming everybody take cover just kidding''
'' we are now approaching johannesburg guns and bulletproof jackets ready''
"And over here we have the hanging gardens, The BNP have really taken of in Burnley".
as an african, i shouldn't have laughed so hard at frankie's "guns beat spears" joke but i just couldn't help it. Damn colonizing Brits!!! LOL!!!
awww Jack keeps taking a step forward but someone always gets there before him and he just steps back every time, it's adorable
Hugh, Frankie and Ed... every time
"I'm going to teach you a few basic local phrases that will amuse the natives as they are dipping you into the boiling hot oil."
i hope you've enjoyed your holiday in Norfolk
"....good morning.. im afraid this is the loudest i can speak"
That reminds me of our guide in Barcelona: "On the right, you can see the famous cathedral projected by Gaudi while on the left, you can see Deutsche Bank." Wow, a bank... spectacular. xD
Loving Frankie Boyle's Yorkshire accent!
"And just around the corner is where Jimmy Savile went jogging every morning. His campervan was parked just over there".
no she isnt having a stroke she's just a very pissed glasweigan''
0:27 (very softly) “Good morning. I’m afraid this is the loudest I can speak/talk.”
Holy shit that Cambodia joke at the end 💀💀💀
my entry: "This is the Taj Mahal. It was built by the Shah in the 14th century in memory of his wife. Still a better love story than Twilight."
MrFunnyGuy015 Wrong century.
MrFunnyGuy015 fell bit flat at the punchline. I'm not good at this, I'm not going to pretend this is better hopefully in 2 years someone will correct me and we'll get a joke.
'And for his mistress, the lesser known 'Taj Ma'hole'.
My entry: Mister & misses Johnson, we will make negotiations to get your kids back once we've visited the gift shop
If Mr Johnson would actually negotiate then maybe the country wouldn't be in such a mess!
The great thing about a trip abroad is that you always take something back with you. In the case of this tour of Chernobyl, it's a couple of extra fingers.
"And if you look out to the left, you see the side of the road that we should be riding on" XD
And here's mine:
"Don't worry, I've done this route a thosand times! Hey, that open alligator cage is new..."
I still call out to him just before I go to sleep just to see if he's really there.
He has the creepiest way of saying "Yes?"
Jack...gawd love him.
That last one was fantastic
quite harsh on meh bonnie Dundee, were pretty thick skinned up here
Maybe that is why the joke exists.
My participation: “Now, here’s the last living dragon in all of Eng-oh shit! I just woke it up!”
I'm from Norwich & seriously HATE having my photo taken 😂😂😂😂
"We are lost but do I still get paid?"
You will all be glad to know that you will some be famous just like the passengers on the Titanic.
"Now Entering Sandford, to your left is Danny and Nicolas Chasing a dark hooded figure and to your right... The Police are moving a Dead Giant"
The Greater Good
My entry:
"Please keep your voices low and your hands inside the vehicle at all times, as the wildlife in this region is carnivorous and all too often cannibalistic. Otherwise, enjoy your guided tour of North Minneapolis!"
@FrancisandSnug If you wasn't trying so hard to troll people's comments you would have noticed that I was replying to someone who said they like when boyle does a British accent, I was pointing out the flaw, hence why I said he does have a "British" accent in quotes.
I was waiting for someone to say...”welcome all, sadly some are you are not leaving”
@FrancisandSnug Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland are part of Britain so really he does have a British accent, Scotland is more in depth of his accent hence his accent is British. End of.
“I’ll be under your bed” FUCKIN DEAD😂😂
People feeling sorry for Jack needs to understand that back when Frankie was around, the panelists have to all step up their game. Hence why long time mainstays like Hugh, Andy and Ed are all very quick on their feet.
Even Dara admitted that Frankie tends to hog the mic a fair bit, and it encourages the rest to chase for it. There have been issues, with comedians deciding against returning because they don't like performing with that kind of pressure.
if you look on your left you'll see a wall, and if you look on your right you'll see a wall of trained gunman because im incharge of getting targets
and on your left is a supermarket we'll be takin a few minutes for me to get something at. (walks in you hear gun shots and ppl screaming)
If you look further ahead you'll see that the hostage negotiations have not gone well
If you need anything... aaaanything at all... I'll be under your bed. =)
Hilarious!!! XD
The museum is very high on security, here is a replica of an ikea living room... but it seems the family who used to live here have moved out and left a smashed window behind
@briangodfather if you mean 0:27 he says "Good morning, i'm affraid this is the loudest i can speak" xD
“If you need anything, anything at all, I’ll be under your bed”
Just imagine for a sec looking under your bed to Frankie Boyle
im afraid this is the loudest i can speak
x
"Hello, my name's Amanda, and I've been shagged by everyone in the town"
"this is the second biggest brothel in Germany, and i am well know with in it."
y9/10 school trip
"And Now for Eminem welcoming you on tour with Dirty Music and Bad Swear Words"
@mamabear1753 Because we scots can take a joke about our own country ;D
Hello & welcome to Belanglo State Forest. I'm Ivan...
"Good afternoon, my name is Carol... if you look to your right, you'll see Spain. If you look to your left, you'll see Spain. Now I'm here to make sure your holiday is fun, fun, fun... fun."
Welcome to Cumbria, you'll be stabbed and yelled at the moment you step of the coach
Alex Tolson I’m Cumbrian and we aren’t that bad
@@katetroughear7915 worse maybe? Bwahahhaa
just little fix needed
if you look to your left you will see the real tour guide lifeless corpse,
does anyone have questions?
Probably the best 6 comedians in the series ever!
"if u need anything, anything at all... i'll be under ur bed" XD
YAY I'M FROM GLASGOW AS WELL FRANKIE!!!
"Sorry, we appear to have broken down"
"But we only just set off!"
"No, you've been on this coach for 24 days, your mind just blocked out the other ones because it was so awful."
who else checked their volume at 0:29
gun beats spear
Is it just me or does Frankie always get the last joke every time?
Quite simply: gun beats spear!
So very true!
Frankie always comes up with the best and funniest jokes that will be hard to match.
1:07 Russell and the theme from Deliverance!
SOMEONE JUST LET JACK GO UP! ITS KILLING ME
what was the song he was singing?
Matt Larby Dueling Banjos
Watch Deliverance. Then you'll get it.
So we're just taking the 5 inch thick Titanium window guards off so you can all see the wonders of Glasgow....
1:57 Is that a Turkey on Jack Whitehall’s head?
10 pounds for an adult and 2 children is really good value for money, I had to spend 30 pounds for three children when I last visited Myanmar.
"And this is where the Donner party spent the winter. Now, if you check under your seats, you'll find an assortment of cutlery. I'll be starting the fire while you work it out..."
I don't quite understand what Frankie's joke is about being under the bed. However, at 1:45 I do hear a fart. Was that part of Frankie's delivery?
"Welcome all to the beautiful land of......Does anyone know where we are? Cause I have no clue."
And remember, folks, if you look out the left side of the bus and see a homeless alcoholic with heroine marks down his arm, you've just entered Glasgow ..
"Gun beats Spear"!
Jacks's was definetely best
Frankie just kills it 😂😂😂
@MsAbixxx This is gonna create a big massive row amongst myself and fellow youtubers but I think that Jack Whitehall is better looking than Robert Pattinson, who don't get me wrong is cute but i don't see the big hype. Love it when Jack Whitehall was slagging him saying that he went to see him die in Harry Potter 4 times!! hahahahahahahaha XD He is only 22!!! Russell Howard, you are the good news honey!!!!! XD
@Loxley23 Look, you can have your opinion, I'm fine with that. I just feel that he's an insensitive jerk and his jokes were awful and not even funny. I'm stating my opinion, I'm saying I don't think he's funny and I feel he's a very poor comedian. Those "touchy wimps" have a point- there really are some things that will case hurt. Imagine if your mother was killed by a gunman, and then he made some horrible joke about her death- how would that feel? Empathy, please.
@happygang6 And that's fine. I'm just stating my opinion, that I think he's a very poor comedian and I'm very glad he's no longer on MTW. Watching yesterday was great- no tasteless jokes from him.
PS: Each to their own- but it would really, really upset me and many of the people I've asked feel the same way.
@TYTHERDGOON And what about all the people he offends? Humour is one thing, satire is another, and just being downright offensive, crude and pathetically fishing for laughs is another. And the third one is Frankie.
I accept that some people like him, but I just do not think there is a place for him on MTW anymore, and nor should there be.
Man Frankie Boyle used to be very funny. But then someone turned down the heat and now he's Frankie Simmer.
Parsons’ delivery is SO annoying! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
@viSprinkles I could point out some of the flaws in twilight, praticularly the characters, but i respect your opinion and will not, i will instead direct you to some more interesting literature, particularly a series known as the belgariad written by David Eddings as well as its sequal the malloreon
@schmegaly try the Hunger Games =) solid series, much better writing than twilight...or the Songs of Fire and Ice (by George R.R. Martin)...or the wheel of time series by robert jordan...I could do this all day lol
@viSprinkles
hah, you are so wrong. There are loads, not that i can think of any right this second. Stephanie Meyers (is that her name) wrote another book that I thought was better than twilight. The Host. Have you read that?
@viSprinkles
It was a reply to one of the top comments. I do know what both those words mean thank you. And yes, coincidental would also apply.
And I love reading, do you have any particular recommendation for me?
@MuseArt002 I think it's one of the comedians saying 'Give Jack the next one' ? . That's what I heard but I'm not too sure, before you hear the noise you see Jack always trying to get up. But I don't know...