The Dumbest Couple I've Ever Seen Is BACK (With More Kids)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  3 года назад +1889

    First!
    Also check out the previous video on these people ruclips.net/video/Bl7bfC5c0pk/видео.html

  • @charlesfuzak
    @charlesfuzak 3 года назад +10034

    If someone starts their sentence with "Haters gonna hate but...", even they know they've fucked up but want to convince themselves they didn't.

    • @coldhands2802
      @coldhands2802 3 года назад +122

      "Haters gonna hate" because they have a super legit reason to and we're preparing for the storm and pretending it doesn't bother us.

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 3 года назад +172

      Anybody who starts a pregnancy announcement with ‘haters gonna hate’ should get their kid taken away right at birth.

    • @oliviapierce7619
      @oliviapierce7619 3 года назад +52

      And the ultimate hammer drops right after the baby is born- he left her too!
      My parents would’ve locked me in my room when they found out slender noodle was already on a show for being a degenerate teen dad!!
      I wouldn’t have gotten a chance to be pregnant!

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 3 года назад +14

      Haters gonna hate but I think animals are really cute and deserve to be treated well

    • @Sarah-nn5ef
      @Sarah-nn5ef 3 года назад +5

      Taylor Swift rn 😧

  • @MizuHime07
    @MizuHime07 3 года назад +19725

    I feel like Matthew has only two brain cells one to activate his noodle and the other is for searching girls named Hailey.

    • @elizabethburroughs4655
      @elizabethburroughs4655 3 года назад +455

      I fuckin laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KCB504
      @KCB504 3 года назад +131

      ⚰️🤣🤣🤣

    • @natashabrooks4188
      @natashabrooks4188 3 года назад +73

      Omg this comment I can't 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @jiangchengeyerollissamood2530
      @jiangchengeyerollissamood2530 3 года назад +151

      If he does have more than 2 braincells, they're on vacation.

    • @memeadict5551
      @memeadict5551 3 года назад +22

      @@jiangchengeyerollissamood2530 thats to acurate🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 3 года назад +14004

    If my son had told me at 16 that he wanted to get his “noodle wet”. I would have beaten him with spaghetti

    • @jellyfishlotusdream
      @jellyfishlotusdream 3 года назад +514

      I find it funny how you said spaghetti right after talking about the whole wet noodle part 😂.

    • @mitzzzeeeeee3416
      @mitzzzeeeeee3416 3 года назад +61

      Hi-larious!

    • @jeannineduncan2982
      @jeannineduncan2982 3 года назад +44

      Amen, 😂

    • @spicedsugar3307
      @spicedsugar3307 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @SharmaineDORK
      @SharmaineDORK 3 года назад +131

      You might accidentally get him into that sort of kink ya know... Kids these days...((facepalm

  • @Teaaa12
    @Teaaa12 3 года назад +1092

    I watch these videos to remind myself that someone is doing worse and maybe I'm not that much of a disappointment 😭💀

  • @jecj15_gaming3
    @jecj15_gaming3 3 года назад +3959

    I think Matthew wasn’t trying to cheat with Hailey 2 he just got confused when a girl with the same name and age came into his life

    • @INeedYouToBreathe
      @INeedYouToBreathe 3 года назад +383

      his 2 brain cells couldn't handle it

    • @Floofaloo
      @Floofaloo 3 года назад +131

      @@INeedYouToBreathe 2 brain cells is being generous.

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 3 года назад +135

      Matthew: 'which one am I dating again? Who's gonna wet my noodle?

    • @oraphanhutson2426
      @oraphanhutson2426 3 года назад +2

      CaMÉ..

    • @fishdogsandotherpets6839
      @fishdogsandotherpets6839 3 года назад +25

      @@HaleyBug221 ayo? You know from experience? Lmao

  • @Ktakahashi18
    @Ktakahashi18 3 года назад +3125

    Producer: "You are actively sleeping with Mathew right now?"
    Hailey: "...Yeah"
    Ken and Buff: *disappointed dad sighs

    • @breathingstill
      @breathingstill 3 года назад +21

      Might as well be Brandon, we don’t know who this man is

    • @clonerstive
      @clonerstive 3 года назад +34

      The smile behind the "yeah" too. Oof
      Why she like so much GIRRRRRL STOPPPPP

  • @This_RuthIsOnFire
    @This_RuthIsOnFire 3 года назад +12648

    I love how Hailey 2 announces she’s 8 weeks pregnant like she’s 25 and got her shit together.

    • @ericarose3567
      @ericarose3567 3 года назад +152

      Haha. I cackled.

    • @Brilligedits
      @Brilligedits 3 года назад +358

      Not even at 25 girl 💀💀💀

    • @OutbackRose7
      @OutbackRose7 3 года назад +551

      Even at 25 people don't have their shit together 😂😂 I'm 23 and don't have any kids and I'm just working full time and trying to figure myself out.

    • @Brilligedits
      @Brilligedits 3 года назад +115

      @@OutbackRose7 Same, but I'm 26

    • @OutbackRose7
      @OutbackRose7 3 года назад +193

      @@Brilligedits Still normal. Most 20-something's are trying to work on themselves, move out, save, college and learn about themselves more. It's normal. I think the average age of first child is like 30 now, at least in the country I'm in.

  • @ehlannaherron9097
    @ehlannaherron9097 2 года назад +156

    The thing that I think everyone forgets is how hard it is to actually be pregnant and give birth. Especially this young. So many older more prepared women have children and have a really hard time. Imagine being hailey, 2 weeks postpartum, having the father of your child cheat with your best friend. She probably thinks sleeping with Mathew will keep him. It’s just a sad situation all around

  • @stephaniehandy2871
    @stephaniehandy2871 3 года назад +8052

    Matthew *sees a girl named Hailey* IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

    • @shaydennis3170
      @shaydennis3170 3 года назад +93

      Reminds me of the book An Abundance of Katherines, where the character dated 19 girls with that name

    • @jasminejacobs6862
      @jasminejacobs6862 3 года назад +24

      @@shaydennis3170 holy shit that's so funny i know family and ex friends all from CA... named Katy

    • @felixwankel3989
      @felixwankel3989 3 года назад +6

      Park that mack truck in her little garage.

    • @danamaze
      @danamaze 3 года назад +19

      Hailey Hopping

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 3 года назад +15

      I choose death.

  • @strangeunusual6389
    @strangeunusual6389 3 года назад +21208

    Being pregnant by Matthew is by far the weirdest flex ever.

    • @rpatte06011987
      @rpatte06011987 3 года назад +350

      I believe it's called a deflation.

    • @mosesa.weaver3058
      @mosesa.weaver3058 3 года назад +398

      It’s like bragging that you got gut punched by the most popular girl in school, for a guy.
      But instead it’s a girl bragging that she got impregnated by a dumb ass!
      Like what does that say about her?

    • @illailla5813
      @illailla5813 3 года назад +191

      I’m pregnant by Matthew . I was a hater and wanted to get on their level so now I am. I’m so happy! 😂 lol

    • @catherinebenner6127
      @catherinebenner6127 3 года назад +47

      @@rpatte06011987 I could’ve sworn that you wrote “dadeflation” 😂

    • @antoikirs6277
      @antoikirs6277 3 года назад +72

      He thinks he is gods gift to woman but these girls is dumb as can be

  • @franktremblay8281
    @franktremblay8281 3 года назад +7520

    Mattew's gonna need 5 job by the time he's 25 to pay child support if he dont keep his noodle dry

    • @kirama5435
      @kirama5435 3 года назад +119

      Noodle!!!!!!!!

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 3 года назад +435

      don't be ridiculous, he's not gonna support them, he'll skip town the moment he realizes there's a whole world outside whatever bumfuck town this is

    • @franktremblay8281
      @franktremblay8281 3 года назад +355

      @@bioticjedi3864 that's why laws exist. And fortunately for them girls, he admitted in front on millions that he's the dad. And it's recorded. What a moron. A screwed one on top of that 😅

    • @mikafairystar
      @mikafairystar 3 года назад +131

      More you earn the more you’ll pay, he’ll probably be dodgy and find a job that pays cash.

    • @steelergrl81
      @steelergrl81 3 года назад +86

      @@kirama5435 I’m like what dude refers to his junk as a noodle.

  • @KendoExtendo11
    @KendoExtendo11 3 года назад +467

    It’s all fun and games when your just a teenager, but this dude’s kids are probably going to hate him when they get older.

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 Год назад +16

      the dudes family probably hates him too. no parents of a teenage parent is proud of their kids at all and if they say they are they are lying

    • @jenniferwilliams5478
      @jenniferwilliams5478 10 месяцев назад +4

      2 kids in less then a year

    • @carriesmith3421
      @carriesmith3421 Месяц назад

      Hate their whole family for putting this drama on tv. Ick!

  • @johnnyapplesauce1261
    @johnnyapplesauce1261 3 года назад +3300

    Haileys bf:* cheats*
    Hailey: omg why *cries*
    Him: but her name is Hailey

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 3 года назад +116

      "But she's ALSO Hailey...I got confused"

    • @bobsephiross5401
      @bobsephiross5401 3 года назад +74

      imagine the conversation to both his children explaining how they have different moms and he has 1 tattoo and its their mothers names.

    • @bdandb6001
      @bdandb6001 3 года назад +13

      He did what‘s called a pro gamer move

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 года назад +23

      Him: "It's not cheating if it's the same name 🤪"

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 3 года назад +9

      What I really want to know is Haley 2's name really "Haley 2". Is the "2" legitimately her last name, a convenient numbering scheme, or is her last name some variant of the word "Two"?

  • @YoMonaaa
    @YoMonaaa 3 года назад +6972

    We need to force the government to force Matthew to get a vasectomy.

    • @saggy2754
      @saggy2754 3 года назад +160

      this has me cackling omg

    • @moro3475
      @moro3475 3 года назад +26

      +1

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 3 года назад +389

      Breeding licenses should be a thing

    • @oh_knee7173
      @oh_knee7173 3 года назад +10

      Yesssssss

    • @Demention230
      @Demention230 3 года назад +53

      Then he can just get his noodle wet with all the Hailey's!

  • @ava.and.jasper
    @ava.and.jasper 3 года назад +8086

    OMG he's got two children now with two different women, and he's a teenager! Imagine how many kids will be running around without a dad by the time he's 40.

    • @nel409
      @nel409 3 года назад +620

      Imagine the child support he has to pay after...

    • @antares5561
      @antares5561 3 года назад +189

      @@nel409 He doesn't, tax payers do...

    • @cayk9444
      @cayk9444 3 года назад +124

      @@nel409 not if he doesn't work

    • @craftaleaf
      @craftaleaf 3 года назад +235

      @@antares5561 not really my dad never paid child support and my family was paid nothing from others taxes my mom worked her ass of for my family.

    • @jojo-leepreston3903
      @jojo-leepreston3903 3 года назад +15

      And that's the sad truth @Ava jade music and everyone wonder why we are all got mental health issues

  • @Cheyna1993
    @Cheyna1993 2 года назад +189

    This is why talking to your kids about using protection and building their self-esteem is so important, so this train wreck doesn’t happen 😩

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 3 года назад +2788

    Matthew has a huge brain instead of getting his tattoo of Hailey removed he just got another Hailey

  • @zhaneranger
    @zhaneranger 3 года назад +1462

    This “BFF” smirks likes she’s won some kind of prize or something. He’s already not doing much for the first kid

    • @crimson_king89
      @crimson_king89 3 года назад +52

      I heard he denied paternity for the "bff"s baby, but claims the 1st one.

    • @jennyoneill8879
      @jennyoneill8879 3 года назад +37

      2 months later he went back to hailey 1

    • @nymphohalo
      @nymphohalo 2 года назад +2

      Ummm dunno what makes her think he won’t leave her like he did Hailey 1

  • @leahutto6950
    @leahutto6950 3 года назад +12577

    I have a daughter who married a guy named Thomas. She had a very big tattoo of his name put on her back. They divorced and she got married to a different guy named Thomas. Well, they divorced and she started dating Another guy, you guessed it, Thomas. I guess it's easier to find a Thomas than it is to get a new tattoo. True story

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 3 года назад +651

      First, the alternative would be to create a metaphor for Thomas being “behind her” whenever the next guy has questions about the tattoo. Second, I can’t imagine dating a person and later find out my name is tattooed on them.

    • @everythingsfinett3903
      @everythingsfinett3903 3 года назад +93

      She could get a cover up or laser It

    • @relser187
      @relser187 3 года назад +533

      My brother’s name is Thomas, I suppose he’s next in line huh? 😂

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 3 года назад +24

      😂😂😂

    • @leahutto6950
      @leahutto6950 3 года назад +175

      She has over 50 tats and 50 piercings. She wont remove or cover them up. As she puts it, it's her body and her art. If you saw her you would recognize her. She is almost the perfect image of Amy Winehouse. No lie.

  • @seanburroughs3977
    @seanburroughs3977 Год назад +110

    His child support is going to be 50% of his fruit snacks and 1 carton of milk each week. 😂😅

  • @gram.
    @gram. 3 года назад +5725

    Couldn't imagine watching these without Ken & Buffs commentary

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +4740

    I can't even believe Hailey 2 saw how terribly Matthew treated Hailey 1 and was like "ooh baby gotta get me a slice of that stupid pie". He isn't cute, or smart, or rich. Why throw away your friendship for him?
    Oh yeah, because you're 16 and your brain isn't developed yet. And even when it is, I still doubt she'll have more than a few brain cells to work with.

    • @Sai.Divine
      @Sai.Divine 3 года назад +145

      Especially considering that pregnancy actually rearranges your brain and can reduce brain cells 🤣

    • @DianaHernandez-gv7fc
      @DianaHernandez-gv7fc 3 года назад +146

      Jealous friend. Promiscuous. Lack of boundaries.

    • @delaneystorm
      @delaneystorm 3 года назад +78

      @@Sai.Divine wait whaaaaaaat what? Dude pregnancy is such a mindf*ck like it’s really alien what pregnancy does to women’s bodies I’m not biologically able but even if I was I don’t know if I would it’s so dang terrifying

    • @kattie2185
      @kattie2185 3 года назад +13

      @@delaneystorm naw don't freak out

    • @psychedelicpayroll5412
      @psychedelicpayroll5412 3 года назад +15

      I honestly don’t blame him for thinking her son isn’t his. After the kid was born she apparently went through 3 boyfriends in 6 months.

  • @j.s2326
    @j.s2326 3 года назад +2492

    I cringe so hard when I see children acting like they’re adults. When I was their age I was just playing video games and studying

    • @kaiekai5995
      @kaiekai5995 3 года назад +79

      Back in my day you kiddos were workin on the farm..

    • @markoz673bajen8
      @markoz673bajen8 3 года назад +35

      Elders be like Somebody's gonna get a hurting real bad.

    • @j.s2326
      @j.s2326 3 года назад +35

      @@kaiekai5995 yes true I’ve also fought in ww1

    • @swearingpriest98
      @swearingpriest98 3 года назад +4

      @@j.s2326 I'm predicting you are around + or - 1 from 25

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 3 года назад +85

      Bruh im 20 and I felt younger than these people. I play video games and watch cartoons. These people are concerning their babies and cheating with other people.

  • @XxRainbowXxSamXx
    @XxRainbowXxSamXx 2 года назад +97

    I'm laughing so hard at this because all I can imagine is the half sibling trying to understand why both their moms are named Hailey and they have the same dad 😂😂😭

  • @Ghost19_
    @Ghost19_ 3 года назад +3185

    "He came back and he's deeply hurt, mom..."
    "He is deeply hurt, by what??"
    Because he can't wet his noodle anymore.

    • @CookingWithClaus
      @CookingWithClaus 3 года назад +35

      Honestly child support probably has more of an impact on his psyche than anything the two Hailey's are going through

    • @Ghost19_
      @Ghost19_ 3 года назад +13

      @@CookingWithClaus that's what I also think eventually until Hailey 2 admitted they still love wetting the noodle despite of things.

    • @cayk9444
      @cayk9444 3 года назад +2

      @@CookingWithClaus does he work.. ?

    • @notsolucky6237
      @notsolucky6237 3 года назад +20

      @@CookingWithClaus He doesnt have to pay child support since he doesnt work and also i think raising a child is alot more stressfull

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 года назад +8

      Mom! You don't get it, okay? His noodle was dry!

  • @weeziep6651
    @weeziep6651 3 года назад +1742

    You would think that Trojan or Durax would have reached out to these teens and sponsored them so no more Noodles would get wet at all. If they were paid maybe they’d listen.

    • @muchtested
      @muchtested 3 года назад +24

      What about Norplant? He wouldn't wear condoms as his "noodle" wouldn't get wet.

    • @garyschwabel6053
      @garyschwabel6053 3 года назад +16

      But he wants his noodle wet

    • @brewster09
      @brewster09 3 года назад +11

      Yeah you can't get your noodle wet if its wrapped with plastic.

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 3 года назад +25

      @@brewster09 You also can't get young teenage girls pregnant either

    • @harlowesadventuresinwonder1564
      @harlowesadventuresinwonder1564 3 года назад +18

      Unfortunately, MTV has a whole lineup of shows that proves that giving them money changes nothing. You can't use money to fill a parent-sized void

  • @apigeon9884
    @apigeon9884 3 года назад +1950

    This series is like some horror teen pregnancy awareness show.

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 3 года назад +39

      It sucks that males and females mature so differently , imo males at such a young age often do not take relationships very serious and they do not feel the need to setlle down and start a family as fast as some females might want. Combine that with being dishonest and you get disasters like this.

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 3 года назад +3

      @@drawgam2946 I guess I'm just too mature for my age then.

    • @tiffanyh.5788
      @tiffanyh.5788 3 года назад +21

      @@drawgam2946 This why you date older men. Or you make him wear a condom. Or stay single less chance getting pregnant.

    • @phoenixangel5073
      @phoenixangel5073 3 года назад +10

      @@drawgam2946 true I as a girl wanted a family at 19 but didn't find the right guy cause all the guys my age behaved like 3-year-olds so it's true, women are done with puberty around 17, but for men it's around 25 and that's why there's a rule that women should date men older than them.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +14

      @@drawgam2946 let's not act like the girls are not at fault either. There like 16 or 17 and getting pregnant and not enjoying life. Both need to grow up in this scenario.

  • @crayvd8229
    @crayvd8229 2 года назад +102

    She said “we are 8-weeks pregnant!”
    Matthew was like “WE??” 😂

  • @tashy9728
    @tashy9728 3 года назад +2958

    if my kid turns out like this...I'm leaving to get a whole dang milk truck

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +9

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tash

    • @lordnub926
      @lordnub926 3 года назад +25

      🥲I wish I knew what that meant, guess I’ll always be a nub.

    • @michellemadison2539
      @michellemadison2539 3 года назад +61

      im leaving to a whole ciggerate factory

    • @RayashiLee
      @RayashiLee 3 года назад +5

      This needs more likes 😂😂😂

    • @Ciberstreak19
      @Ciberstreak19 3 года назад +24

      It’s never too late for an abortion

  • @afez2752
    @afez2752 3 года назад +2667

    Matthew: *See's a girl named hailey*
    Matthew: "Gotta catch them all"

  • @ThatGirl2314
    @ThatGirl2314 3 года назад +2712

    In the most recent episode, Matthew is dating one of Hailey's (first Hailey) friends, a girl named Cari who went to her baby shower. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets pregnant too. Matthew just love Hailey's friends lol

    • @Carimarie_bear03
      @Carimarie_bear03 3 года назад +33

      That's how my name is spelled

    • @athena6832
      @athena6832 3 года назад +359

      In the first one they told the story about how they met, Matthew was actually facetiming one of Hailey 1's friends and saw her in the background 🤣 so I guess he just moves from one friend to the next.

    • @elise4785
      @elise4785 3 года назад +183

      They’re evil for doing that to their ‘friend’ 😭

    • @crystaleuwing8411
      @crystaleuwing8411 3 года назад +61

      Which means he’s obsessed with her

    • @Creepycat666
      @Creepycat666 3 года назад +136

      These girls are so fake!! I hope she drops them. How they gonna breal girl code smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ashleybilger9958
    @ashleybilger9958 2 года назад +173

    You can not convince me that she did not get pregnant on purpose. She wanted what 1st Hailey had.

    • @amybess
      @amybess 2 года назад +9

      I'd never try cuz it sounds accurate.

    • @Lulu-ut9pv
      @Lulu-ut9pv Год назад +8

      Won't be surprised as teenager girls are so sly and jealous

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 Год назад

      petty people are losers @@Lulu-ut9pv

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 Год назад

      maybe they should work on being not so useless. @@Lulu-ut9pv

    • @mc-rn8ro
      @mc-rn8ro 4 месяца назад

      She’s a stupid teenager. It doesn’t matter what she “wanted”
      This is on the parents. I will put money on the table that all these pregnant teenaged girls and Matthew came from “I don’t want my BABY learning about SEX!!” parents
      THIS is what comes from “abstinence only” education

  • @FrauYaU
    @FrauYaU 3 года назад +2308

    I genuinely feel bad for the teenage girls in this situation. They didn't have parents helping them avoid this situation in the first place, then as soon as the baby is here Matthew disappears and they're stuck with all the problems of raising a baby as a teenager. I hope Matthew is held accountable for all this, but I doubt he will be.

    • @debunkthis
      @debunkthis 3 года назад +55

      Why they just as culpable as he is

    • @FrauYaU
      @FrauYaU 3 года назад +293

      @@debunkthis Because they have to deal with all the consequences of a decision they made together while Matthew runs off to impregnate the next girl he’s going to abandon. He’s not taking responsibility for his actions.

    • @debunkthis
      @debunkthis 3 года назад +12

      @@FrauYaU he preformed a male abortion lol. At least they’re alive... jk but on a real note she just pawns the baby off on her family.

    • @accepttheawesome
      @accepttheawesome 3 года назад +104

      I don’t feel bad for the girls I feel bad for the fuckin kids that are going to be raised by these children themselves

    • @bigb853
      @bigb853 3 года назад +78

      Lets raise our girls up with esteem and standards-you should be laughing at a clown like this! Not sleeping with him....

  • @ThatAintTheThugShaker
    @ThatAintTheThugShaker 3 года назад +1904

    he's like Thanos but instead of collecting the Infinity Gems, he collects Haileys
    "I got my noodle wet"
    "What did it cost?"
    "Everything in my wallet"

  • @Universal_synchronicity
    @Universal_synchronicity 3 года назад +1531

    Mathew isn’t smart enough to remember more than one name, so to avoid getting caught he makes sure all his women are named hailey

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 2 года назад +33

      That "noodle" can't be that platinum for those girls to fight over.

    • @LilCinnamonRoll2006
      @LilCinnamonRoll2006 Год назад

      @@bluubandette8871Matthew isn’t buff enough to give off Himbo energy, these kids are just stupid

    • @yourmomsleftcheek1471
      @yourmomsleftcheek1471 Год назад +4

      @@bluubandette8871 😭😭😭

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 Год назад +13

      @@bluubandette8871 There must be a male shortage in their town or something 😂😂

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 Год назад +3

      @@potato1084 Makes actual sense Lol

  • @CFVV24
    @CFVV24 3 года назад +71

    If the guy says “I want to get my noodle wet” he isn’t mature enough to raise a child, much less be in a relationship.

  • @ellenvandamme2217
    @ellenvandamme2217 3 года назад +860

    I know a teen mom who took a year off school just to take care of her child, she fell behind but still graduated. She still got judged for it and people were still gossiping about her sadly, at least she tries.

    • @DianaHernandez-gv7fc
      @DianaHernandez-gv7fc 3 года назад +126

      Once you find yourself in a situation all you can do is do your best.

    • @ellenvandamme2217
      @ellenvandamme2217 3 года назад +21

      @@DianaHernandez-gv7fc Facts

    • @alanabear3684
      @alanabear3684 3 года назад +59

      Idk why they care about her life. They need to focus on what they are gonna do for themselves.

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 3 года назад +22

      No teen should go off and get pregnant, but when a teen is able to take care of their baby and themselves is when i gain lots of respect for them

    • @koneslayer387
      @koneslayer387 3 года назад

      @@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah kinda like the weight... get it... oh what the hell i tried to make funny haha oof

  • @bethoneybee
    @bethoneybee 3 года назад +523

    When these girls look back and realize what they were fighting there is gonna be a whole boatload of regret

  • @elziion3893
    @elziion3893 3 года назад +775

    « No one understands Matthew cuz he’s SO DUMB »
    Best one liner ever

    • @Fate_37
      @Fate_37 3 года назад +19

      Look,
      His noodle = DRY
      Wants It = WET

    • @haykydd4475
      @haykydd4475 3 года назад +3

      Lets pray so the Haileyss child dont end up Dumb too. I think both Haileys also dumb....dont be mad at me cuz thats the way I can interprate.

  • @kellybuss5325
    @kellybuss5325 3 года назад +95

    This is why I’m scared for my daughters to grow up because of how easily I feel like I could straight up make a “Matthew” go missing 😂😫

    • @lafamilledegrace5442
      @lafamilledegrace5442 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😅🙆👍 You're a good parent....
      these kind of guys should be given a plane ride to Iceland, so their noodle would just stay frozen!

  • @leavesofcolor5580
    @leavesofcolor5580 3 года назад +2328

    This shows why 16 and 17 year olds can't concent. They really shouldn't be considered adults. 🤦‍♀️ It's awful her Mom enabled this situation

    • @azajones03
      @azajones03 3 года назад +112

      I think these ones are just dumb too

    • @Megan-vt9xt
      @Megan-vt9xt 3 года назад +21

      17 isn’t the age of an adult lol

    • @azajones03
      @azajones03 3 года назад +68

      @@Megan-vt9xt it is the age of consent for many states though.

    • @actual_doge3221
      @actual_doge3221 3 года назад +7

      @Sad Panda Same reason for me except I am 20 and still single (not complaining though)

    • @Griselda_Puppy
      @Griselda_Puppy 3 года назад +8

      *She's too gone off xannies, she don't know whats goin on 95% of the time...*

  • @filipstranavcin1146
    @filipstranavcin1146 3 года назад +945

    Imagine being the kid:
    “Mom, how did I come in this world?”
    “Your father wanted to get his noodle wet...”

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 3 года назад +34

      "Mom, can i get My noodle wet too?"

    • @sirspanks69
      @sirspanks69 3 года назад +32

      @@sebswede9005 no.

    • @OriginCat
      @OriginCat 3 года назад +16

      "but mom, Miss neighbor said she can help get my noodle wet. "

    • @raah5583
      @raah5583 3 года назад +15

      @@OriginCat You better stop speaking to Karen. She's evil.

    • @OriginCat
      @OriginCat 3 года назад +9

      @@raah5583 "yes mom"

  • @avalonneale4544
    @avalonneale4544 3 года назад +1671

    Who else just found Ken one day and loved and watched him ever since

    • @dinoman8229
      @dinoman8229 3 года назад +7

      I did

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 года назад +6

      I found & loved him before you, I've watched him for like way longer

    • @hammywoods
      @hammywoods 3 года назад +52

      I owe it all to pewdiepie

    • @antonioherrera6434
      @antonioherrera6434 3 года назад +2

      Nope I played as him in legend of the brofist since then loving Ken.

    • @mochimochi7669
      @mochimochi7669 3 года назад +11

      Yes I kept seeing him in Pewd’s videos and I realized Ken has done tons of those react videos. I’ve been addicted ever since.

  • @claudiahillman606
    @claudiahillman606 Год назад +26

    I'm a retired career florist. I used to have a customer that had like 5 or so girlfriends. They all had the same first name. He was cheating on all of them. I asked him if he'd date a lady with a different name and he said no. Said he never said the wrong name in bed or screwed up if they all had the same name. He sent them all flowers every month. So I got to know him a little. Such a jerk!!!!

    • @AyeAtTheCrabShack
      @AyeAtTheCrabShack 9 месяцев назад +5

      It would be hard to refuse service to an asshole since he is a very regular customer 🥲

    • @kristineo2926
      @kristineo2926 8 месяцев назад +2

      At least they all got flowers tho 😅

    • @CutiePrincess_09
      @CutiePrincess_09 5 месяцев назад

      @@AyeAtTheCrabShack5 bouquets every month i’d be making to much to want to tell the girls

    • @masquerademom2366
      @masquerademom2366 2 месяца назад

      What was the name?

  • @WiiCON-49000
    @WiiCON-49000 3 года назад +556

    This story made me feel dumb. I was having a hard time keeping track of what was going on with who.

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +31

      Same LOL it started making more sense towards the end

    • @natoklord
      @natoklord 3 года назад +16

      The language barrier in this video kick me in the face they speak so fast

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 3 года назад +11

      @@natoklord fast/inbred

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 3 года назад +2

      Yeah me to but then I realized I'm not fluent in stupid teen.

  • @Dragonbleps
    @Dragonbleps 3 года назад +495

    Ladies, gents, and other friends, remember: If someone will cheat on their s/o FOR you, they're not above cheating ON you. Throw the whole person away. Don't trick yourself into thinking you're different, or you're "The One" or special in some way. When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.

    • @Kaigirl27
      @Kaigirl27 3 года назад +32

      Exactly! How you get them is how you loose them! I will never understand how someone thinks “he/she did it for me” etc nah he/she is just a cheater, weak minded person.

    • @TheLadyT_93
      @TheLadyT_93 3 года назад +2

      Post this on Twitter and watch how many hoes get mad and defensive over facts 😂

  • @monicaevie4152
    @monicaevie4152 3 года назад +1459

    Matthew looks like he’s not allowed to give me extra packets of ketchup at McDonald’s

  • @user-lg6ih2gr6f
    @user-lg6ih2gr6f 2 года назад +15

    Bro Matthew ain’t even all that in the looks department 😭 keep your standards high ladies

  • @owenward4638
    @owenward4638 3 года назад +1351

    Next episode: Hailey 3 is pregnant, and she’s having TWINS!!

    • @aBLA910
      @aBLA910 3 года назад +101

      Hailey #3 is pregnant with Hailey #4

    • @italianplastick4031
      @italianplastick4031 3 года назад +6

      @@aBLA910 💀💀💀

    • @okaydokey2539
      @okaydokey2539 3 года назад +6

      There’s a hailey 3???

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +23

      @@okaydokey2539 she’s inside of hailey 2

    • @raah5583
      @raah5583 3 года назад +8

      @@hiinsanity No no no no

  • @carpediem2445
    @carpediem2445 3 года назад +465

    My daughter just had prom this weekend. She came home as soon as it ended. After watching this I am just glad she didn't get pregnant....by a Matthew.

  • @tarashelton493
    @tarashelton493 3 года назад +623

    The little babies that are born from this train wreck is what’s so sad. They are children themselves and they have no idea what they’re doing🤦‍♀️

    • @kyohel3
      @kyohel3 3 года назад +13

      They are dumbasses. Most teens are like this.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 года назад +31

      I feel like children shouldn’t be allowed to care for children.. A child can’t raise a baby and the baby should be with a better family

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 3 года назад +14

      @Xhisi Pami
      He’s saying that all teens are dumb kids. They shouldn’t be having kids. They never heard of abortions?

    • @ItachiUchiha-69
      @ItachiUchiha-69 3 года назад +14

      @Xhisi Pami unfortunately even if you can have it done in the United States it’s so taboo that nearly no one does it in fear of being shunned. Depressing reality is because of that, hundreds if not thousands of kids will be born into horrible families.

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 3 года назад +2

      I guess I'm just too mature for my age then.

  • @mary-melissatyree4003
    @mary-melissatyree4003 2 года назад +42

    Mom.....get these girls on birth control pronto.

    • @CytherX
      @CytherX Год назад +9

      Get Matthew on birth control pronto

  • @charlesarthurbrennan5215
    @charlesarthurbrennan5215 3 года назад +421

    "His noodle: dry!
    Wants it: wet!
    Not: his fault!"
    -Buff

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 года назад +14

      "I think the medical term is: The pull-out method"...
      Who needs comdoms when you can just use this very simple trick, right?

    • @ateniet
      @ateniet 3 года назад +2

      I laughed so goddamn hard.

  • @cerealbites
    @cerealbites 3 года назад +913

    Matthew: Hears that if he dates someone with the same name as his GF then he would never get caught cheating.
    Hailey #2: *gets pregnant and announces it to the entire audience *
    Matthew: 👁👄👁

  • @RisingRevengeance
    @RisingRevengeance 3 года назад +1072

    When I was 16 there was a girl in my class that got pregnant and a year later she was pregnant again, 2 kids at 17. Meanwhile the rest of us were busy goofing around and playing counter strike on the school computers. *Just don't have kids that young.*

    • @myachantel2345
      @myachantel2345 3 года назад +155

      I went to high school with a girl who had her first child by 14, her second by 16, her third by 18 or 19 and then her fourth just a year or more ago. I’m only 21. I don’t like to judge, especially since I’m only 21 and recently found out I was pregnant, but DAMN. Can you imagine having 4 kids before you’re even legally allowed to drink?

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 3 года назад +80

      @@myachantel2345 Damn, I mean it's true that people mature at different times but that's rough. 21 is a decent time if you're ready. I'm 28 and I don't feel anywhere near ready to be a dad.

    • @Bbtwink
      @Bbtwink 3 года назад +47

      Mya Chantel I couldn’t imagine being 14 and expecting. That gives me such anxiety

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 года назад +15

      My family was about to move back when I just started high-school so after waiting for what felt like an eternity the guidance counselor finally showed up at our appointment to discuss this hyperventilating and looking positively horrified. It didn't take her long to spit out that a twelve year old middle-schooler just had a baby by her seventeen year old boyfriend and that the school expects her to justify themselves to the girl's parents because most staff members knew of their relationship. She told me "that's not what I singed up for" before breaking eye contact with me and spending the remaining twenty minutes staring blankly at a potted plant on the ground next to us. Up until that point I've never seen an adult in such turmoil the woman was shaking and it was ninety degrees in the shade that day.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 3 года назад +34

      When I was in high school, two of the girls in my year got pregnant (one during our freshman year, the other during our sophomore year) the first girl ended up being an absolutely amazing mom, and is still with her baby daddy. The other one doesn't even see her kid and is on drugs now

  • @yoshi4721
    @yoshi4721 2 года назад +9

    All Haileys need to stay clear of this Mathew guy

  • @amberlache92
    @amberlache92 3 года назад +886

    Matthew looks like one if those guys who doesn't get tested but says their clean bc he doesn't have symptoms. He better worry about his shit burning .

    • @_Sinnamon28_
      @_Sinnamon28_ 3 года назад +18

      😳😂😂 LOL omfg... I can't... 👏👏👏👌💯

    • @cinderbeery3963
      @cinderbeery3963 3 года назад +7

      Dude I've had dudes like this.

  • @zachhatten7740
    @zachhatten7740 3 года назад +565

    So early my dad hasn't left for a pack of cigs yet.

  • @emilyjenkins8846
    @emilyjenkins8846 3 года назад +520

    I’m still waiting for Hailey number 3 to show up 😂 “and surprisingly be pregnant by Matthew too.”.

  • @GeorginaConcha-t6m
    @GeorginaConcha-t6m Год назад +5

    I was just looking for a video to watch as i eat something before diving into some college work. I am at my university library and stop the video about 20 times just to keep myself from busting out laughing! thank you for the laughs!

  • @hellspawn3165
    @hellspawn3165 3 года назад +213

    The fact that shes in an abusive relationship & is so young with a child & just no support from her or his family makes me want to cry..i hope she realizes she deserves better than this & turns things around for her self & baby

  • @FishingwithFletcher
    @FishingwithFletcher 3 года назад +251

    Thank goodness nothing makes my day better than watching Ken and Buff

  • @svampebob007
    @svampebob007 3 года назад +448

    The year is 2030, Mathew is the first Astronaut to fly beyond Neptuns orbit, the First man to ever fly a maned mission to Plut...
    Huston we got a problem.
    Huston Calling Mikey 10
    Mathew, what's going on, why is the ship deviating?
    Mikey 10 calling Huston, this is Mathew, I just want to get my noodle wet, we're going to Halley's comet.

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 3 года назад +11

      Underrated comment 👏

    • @masharu_fuji
      @masharu_fuji 3 года назад +5

      lmao, this made my day xd

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 3 года назад +8

      Funny, but unlikely scenario. You need an actual brain to be an astronaut.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 3 года назад +15

      @@bchin4005 The Hiring Manager over at NASA was named Hailey when he applied...

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov 3 года назад +4

      I appreciate the effort into this beautiful comment.

  • @Gothicgamer67
    @Gothicgamer67 3 года назад +9

    Having kids isn’t a competition

  • @daniellenichols9757
    @daniellenichols9757 3 года назад +1139

    I had 2 children by the time I was 17 because my mom just didn't care what I did, she cared more about what her own man was doing. After living through being a teen parent (and soooo much more) I made DAMN sure the cycle stopped with me. I have 3 sons who are 29,25 and 23 who have NO CHILDREN and a 30yr old daughter who has children but started at 21. You CAN do ALOT to keep your kids from having kids too early. It starts with pulling your head out of the sand and stop DENYING the fact that your teens ARE sexually active!

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 года назад +56

      Loool you just sound like a fast young girl, I know people with rough home lives and they still have self respect and do not indulge in big people activities. your kids were probably traumatised to be you. But well done I guess.

    • @amyqb117
      @amyqb117 3 года назад +90

      @@nikitamontanna2733 please shut up. Thank you

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 года назад +9

      @@amyqb117 go look after your kids.

    • @daniellenichols9757
      @daniellenichols9757 3 года назад +55

      @@nikitamontanna2733 You only know what I typed...don't ASS-U-ME to know ANYTHING else about me. I ASKED my mother to allow me to be put on birth control and was told NO. I was being responsible by asking in advance. You haven't walked in my shoes so your assumptions, remarks and BACK HANDED compliments hold ZERO value!

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 года назад +8

      @@daniellenichols9757 listen you put your business out to judge lol you asked your mum to go on birth control that's trifling and whorish

  • @lucasthelemur7606
    @lucasthelemur7606 3 года назад +328

    "The scientific term is "the pull-out method." "
    No, It's called an "IQ of 6."

    • @elias0282
      @elias0282 3 года назад +10

      I'm surprised they still have IQs.

    • @Midnight_May474
      @Midnight_May474 3 года назад +15

      The pull out method is not guaranteed to work either. You can get pregnant from precum 😭

  • @chickenluna3983
    @chickenluna3983 3 года назад +267

    Fun fact: Matthew denied paternity for the second baby

  • @_.soymilk
    @_.soymilk 3 года назад +42

    Can you imagine when the kids grow up and see these clips of their parents. If I were them I’d be so embarrassed :/

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Год назад

      If it's a boy it will want to get it's noodle wet to. Prob think his dad is a legend

    • @kristineo2926
      @kristineo2926 8 месяцев назад +1

      They are probably going to be just as bad... it goes in generations....

  • @Trippylilyy
    @Trippylilyy 3 года назад +2702

    This boy lives in my town and somehow he still has a new girlfriend every couple months, it makes no sense😂

    • @nechi8031
      @nechi8031 3 года назад +190

      You probably next,,,hahaha

    • @nechi8031
      @nechi8031 3 года назад +40

      @Mel Rickman but she might want to explore

    • @DemonBunnyQueen
      @DemonBunnyQueen 3 года назад +13

      Clout

    • @twilitestar96
      @twilitestar96 3 года назад +62

      Next he won't have anything besides the corpses in graveyards.

    • @romenepink2158
      @romenepink2158 3 года назад +144

      Are they all pregnant?

  • @brittneyalvarado4894
    @brittneyalvarado4894 3 года назад +195

    I met a 19 year old that was bragging about having 9 kids and wanting more. He had twins with the first girl when he was 15. Then 7 more kids with different girls. I want to know how much child support is for 9 kids. That was 7 years ago and I really hope he stopped procreating. He also wanted to date me after bragging about that..

    • @meghanodonoghue9066
      @meghanodonoghue9066 3 года назад +17

      Silly rabbit those kids see more of your tax money than anything from that dirt bag.

    • @kiora1947
      @kiora1947 3 года назад +1

      @To Duong oof you aren't wrong but doesn't that wear off after that first child dear lord

    • @Meban101
      @Meban101 3 года назад +6

      Don't let him get his noodle wet.

    • @dark_94_
      @dark_94_ 3 года назад +2

      He would be my age so 26 I can't imagine having nine now let alone then.... Really hope that humbled him 🤔

    • @brittneyalvarado4894
      @brittneyalvarado4894 3 года назад +1

      @@Meban101 I wasnt going to even let him near my reproductive system. I already have a kid that the father is not in the picture for. He will be 13 in November and he hasnt seen his bio dad since before he was 4 years old.

  • @Comalogy
    @Comalogy 3 года назад +82

    36, had my 1st daughter in December. I couldn’t imagine dealing with the financial aspects and the time consumption before now. Barely handle it now.

    • @billymccoy9155
      @billymccoy9155 3 года назад +13

      they aren't, their parents are

    • @thegrasshopperx5729
      @thegrasshopperx5729 3 года назад +4

      I’m 35 I have a 17 and 9 yr old and I couldn’t image having a baby at my age now ,so much easier when your younger ,because you understand them more being closer in age

    • @ruxoox6719
      @ruxoox6719 3 года назад +1

      @@thegrasshopperx5729 how is your finances?

    • @thegrasshopperx5729
      @thegrasshopperx5729 3 года назад +1

      My husband is great we got married at 19 when our youngest was 3 , we own a construction company and brought our first home at 23 now have 4 𝖨𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 property’s and a holiday home in Queensland , life is amazing

    • @ruxoox6719
      @ruxoox6719 3 года назад

      @@thegrasshopperx5729 who started the company?

  • @teachersophia
    @teachersophia 2 года назад +49

    I remember watching Hailey 1 saying she blamed her mother for allowing this to happen, but even if her mother was super strict they would had found a way of doing it. It makes me so mad.

    • @chesnay1222
      @chesnay1222 Год назад +5

      It is 100% her mom’s fault. There are a few cases where the parents don’t have control but in this particular case, her mom wants to be their friend. As a parent you need to understand your role, your kids already have friends and in most cases only have 2 parents. Her mom is irresponsible and gullible.

    • @serahloeffelroberts9901
      @serahloeffelroberts9901 9 месяцев назад +1

      And this is why for centuries upper class parents sent their daughters to school in convents and only allowed their daughters to go on dates if they had a bunch of chaperones along.

  • @sarahholland2600
    @sarahholland2600 3 года назад +434

    "You can only do so much as a parent ". Translation: I did as little as possible parenting wise . Which explains a lot.

    • @kellibrenneke2253
      @kellibrenneke2253 3 года назад +7

      EXACTLY

    • @victoriakathryn6109
      @victoriakathryn6109 3 года назад +7

      My mom was too strict. Same outcome. I couldn’t even text past 10 pm

    • @kellibrenneke2253
      @kellibrenneke2253 3 года назад +5

      @@victoriakathryn6109 my parents were the opposite. We could pretty much do as we pleased as long as they,"knew where we were." That never happened because they never checked up on us! I could say I was at Suzie's house but in reality I was driving around town with Tommy smoking weed because my mom never called Suzie to see I was really there. It's sad really.

    • @kellysquared2
      @kellysquared2 3 года назад +6

      Damned if you and you’re damned if you don’t. If you’re strict, they rebel. If you’re passive, they get away with everything anyway. It’s a fine line, and you never feel like you’re doing it right as a parent.

    • @sofiaharper6349
      @sofiaharper6349 2 года назад +1

      @@kellysquared2 Giving them the freedom to decide and the tools to learn is what has been shown to be successful in parenting. Kids need to learn through trial and error as well as needing the teaching in order to know right from wrong. Kids aren’t going to know right from wrong on their own.. you must teach them through your actions and words.

  • @bobbinatorrah67
    @bobbinatorrah67 3 года назад +137

    "Matthew started coming around more..." - yup, just like a stray cat...

  • @kbxbby
    @kbxbby 3 года назад +182

    Ken & Dane will forever make my day! No matter how bad it is

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 года назад

      Is that buff pros name?

    • @Kultz
      @Kultz 3 года назад +2

      @@paulyshore1942 yes it is lol

    • @Unusamor7
      @Unusamor7 3 года назад +1

      People must not pay attention. Ken says Dane to him throughout videos all the time 😂

  • @judyr.7249
    @judyr.7249 3 года назад +9

    In 10-15 years these children will be old enough to find these videos and I feel awful about that part. The internet is forever …. 🤔😦🙄

  • @lilnightling3899
    @lilnightling3899 3 года назад +262

    He looks like the kind of guy who probably just got these two girls confused with each other just because they had the same name

  • @lissiejohnson5538
    @lissiejohnson5538 3 года назад +124

    This video just cemented my belief even more so, that reversible vasectomies' should be mandatory for men who plan to sleep around, but don't want to take responsibility for the children they help create.

    • @Bringon-dw8dx
      @Bringon-dw8dx 3 года назад +12

      Amen.
      His mother either needs him locked up or to force him to get a vasectomy.

    • @Yomamaluvsme69
      @Yomamaluvsme69 Год назад +5

      They should just for pretty much everyone. 😆 That way when/ if they get it reversed they are obviously planning on having a baby, it won't be a surprise, & hopefully they'd be prepared by that time.

    • @starsrgood
      @starsrgood Год назад +3

      Research vasectomies. Reversal rarely is successful

  • @alexanderbruwer9363
    @alexanderbruwer9363 3 года назад +316

    This was painful to watch bro I'm 26 and I ain't even ready to be a dad, this lil boy's out there with 2. And these girls, I just can't with them.

    • @polyvoreo6687
      @polyvoreo6687 3 года назад +13

      Right! I have a nephew who is 21 with 3, and sometimes I want to weep for the babies. I'm only a few years older than him, and I don't get it.

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 года назад +11

      Dude I’m gonna be 21 in August and don’t get me wrong I want to be a father one day but I’m not doing that till I get married.

    • @Priyanka-sm3ll
      @Priyanka-sm3ll 3 года назад +3

      Same. I am 25. Kids scares me. Struggling with career. And they 🤣🤣

    • @AquariumThoughts
      @AquariumThoughts 3 года назад

      Out there with 2 and working on more. Hailey 1 got back with him and was sleeping with him again. 🤦‍♂️ Unless I heard that wrong.

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I’m 22 and my boyfriend says he would love kids right now and dreams of having a daughter but you better believe he goes sheet white when I mention my period might be late. I won’t be having kids until I’m at least 30 most likely.

  • @oliviapiscatelli2890
    @oliviapiscatelli2890 3 года назад +62

    As a teen mom at 17 I’m gonna tell you it definitely is this dramatic all the time 😂 now that I’m 23 with 2 kids 3 and 5 I look back like what the hell was I thinking!?

    • @Crowski
      @Crowski 2 года назад +11

      Damn. 😮 I’m 36 with no kids. 😂 Idk how people have kids and think it’s ok. Too much money, stress and time.

    • @bri9734
      @bri9734 2 года назад +6

      I’m 32 with no kids. No drama. Living the best life lmao

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Crowskithis is the life I want

  • @XKenpopx
    @XKenpopx 3 года назад +181

    He’s going to be one of those people with 5 kids and 4 1/2 baby mamas 😂

    • @DARK-en5kl
      @DARK-en5kl 3 года назад +22

      And taking care of none

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 3 года назад +4

      How do you be a half baby mama? Give birth to half a baby?

    • @XKenpopx
      @XKenpopx 3 года назад +22

      @@cecilyerker Nawl the 5th one is a mystery 😂

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 года назад +2

      @@cecilyerker It’s when a baby mama pregnant but you aren’t 100% sure it’s yours. So until a dna test happens it’s 1/2

    • @SPYgirl199812
      @SPYgirl199812 3 года назад

      "I have 5 beautiful children, by 4 different women "

  • @jessidavis3006
    @jessidavis3006 3 года назад +159

    I hope these girls find a way to be better parents than they were given. The amount of enabling that all these parents do is astounding.

  • @PieSwagoras
    @PieSwagoras 3 года назад +322

    imagine the kids in school saying their mums name is hayley and matthew, just different hayleys lol

  • @itschristyleigh4586
    @itschristyleigh4586 3 года назад +7

    @4:20 mama HIGH AS HELL and the sisters the real mom in the situation lol

  • @ciarajones4970
    @ciarajones4970 3 года назад +177

    Had a baby at 16, I'm 22 now. It's tough being a young parent but not all of us are that bad. I moved away from all my family 2 weeks before my due date, and learnt that I needed to be responsible for my baby and me alone.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 года назад +12

      My parents were young when they had me, but they were really responsible and great parents. I'm grateful they tought me well.

    • @phoenixangel5073
      @phoenixangel5073 3 года назад +7

      You raised the kid on your own, with not even one person to help? Man your parents are crap if they think it's right to leave a pregnant woman all alone.

    • @ciarajones4970
      @ciarajones4970 3 года назад +13

      @@phoenixangel5073 I moved and my mum didn't baby sit for me till I was 18 so I had 2 years of just being a responsible adult because it was my decision to be a mum so young, they came and saw my daughter and participated in our life, they just didn't babysit or take her off my hands. I grew up very fast, and now at 22 I have a nice stable life and a happy family l

    • @retnaningheryuanti6008
      @retnaningheryuanti6008 3 года назад +9

      @@ciarajones4970 I'm happy you are happy. Being an adult is tough, but being a parent is tougher. It's amazing you are so mature at that age. I'm 29 and not mature enough to have kids even though I'm married. Lol

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 3 года назад

      @@ciarajones4970 i can understand your parents.

  • @steinaf
    @steinaf 3 года назад +166

    It's as if they're living in a bad teen series, he really loves Haileys/ Hailees/ Haleys. Ken really went for the head, the duck face and Layla 2. It's not the end, I hope she grows up for the sake of her daughter.

  • @hopethebabes
    @hopethebabes 3 года назад +475

    let’s not acknowledge how much pain haley 1 is going thru because of what her “friend” and baby dad did. it’s something she’ll deal with for a while

    • @ayrts01
      @ayrts01 3 года назад +21

      She got over it real quick since all he had to do was turn up to see his kid and she was lying on her back for his noodle lol

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 3 года назад +2

      @@ayrts01 but is it penne or angle hair or the worst of both, perhaps a raviolli.

    • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
      @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb Год назад

      ​@@ayrts01She probably thinks she'll win him back like that, she must feel very alone and desperate. Not a good decision of course but do you not have any empathy?

  • @mimato
    @mimato 2 года назад +16

    If it hasn't happened already, Matthew is about to spend the rest of his life paying for child support by dropping out of school and washing dishes. This what happens when there's no role models in his life to teach him to keep his noodle in his pant.

    • @aaronthomas6155
      @aaronthomas6155 Год назад +3

      I doubt he'll ever have to worry about paying for child support. That would require 1 or both of the girls to actually take him to court first and from what I've seen, I doubt either are that intelligent.

    • @mimato
      @mimato Год назад +1

      @@aaronthomas6155 I’m sure they will when they find out you need money to provide for those babies.

    • @aaronthomas6155
      @aaronthomas6155 Год назад +2

      @@mimato The right thing to do, for the babies, would be to go after him for child support. The people that appear on that show really appear to be on the lower end of the intelligence scale though. Even if they did go after him for child support, I'd be willing to bet they spend at least most of what they'd actually get from him (if anything at all) on themselves.

  • @theoverunderthinker
    @theoverunderthinker 3 года назад +186

    so the girl is cheating with her friend's boyfriend and then tells her and asks "are we gonna confront him?"
    sounds like she wanted them to have a fight and break up so she could take over.
    if she wanted to not make her upset, she could have just stayed away from her bf.

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 3 года назад +22

      I bet she saw the camera crew at the time and said, "my time to shine"

    • @shortstackgames
      @shortstackgames 3 года назад +2

      It's really sad. None of these kids should've been on this show. It causes unneccessary drama when they should ONLY be focusing on themselves and their future children (whether they're together or not). The parents of everyone involved should be disgusted with themselves for consenting for their kids to be on TV. The worst thing you can do with high school drama is to have it publicized, it just makes it more toxic and awful

  • @KristysEdits
    @KristysEdits 3 года назад +617

    This should be absolutely illegal: to allow children to get pregnant. There has to be something done about that. YIKES.

    • @FantabulousFail
      @FantabulousFail 3 года назад +118

      Not only is it not illegal, it's becoming less and less legal for them to abort pregnancies they shouldn't go through with in the first place.

    • @aaliyahsanders3639
      @aaliyahsanders3639 3 года назад +39

      @@FantabulousFail fr!! Children shouldn't be having children the body mental physical trauma!! I cant believe this insane abortion ban

    • @mayi24222106
      @mayi24222106 3 года назад +14

      How can you stop them from banging?

    • @mayi24222106
      @mayi24222106 3 года назад +7

      @@aaliyahsanders3639 then stop them! I wanna see how can you stop them !

    • @mayi24222106
      @mayi24222106 3 года назад +9

      @Stxn Looxa that’s my point!! Only a Karen can think she can do something about it!

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +211

    omg! when Ken said "there are better ways to avoid drama in you'r life, you can just kick people out of it, you dont have to keep them around" my Big Brother instantly said "if it only was that easy" then looked over at his own 4 year old kid like BRUH! 😂

  • @TheJessicahammerly
    @TheJessicahammerly 2 года назад +3

    "MGK come get your little brother! " lmao 🤣

  • @soph2774
    @soph2774 3 года назад +435

    This is where MOM should probably step in before Hailey gets pregnant again. Matthew’s parent should be so proud of him. Smh!!!

    • @sakumaballs127
      @sakumaballs127 3 года назад +15

      Hi i cant understand whether this is sarcasm help-

    • @viktoriaivanova7640
      @viktoriaivanova7640 3 года назад +22

      @@sakumaballs127 it obviously is sarcasm

    • @sakumaballs127
      @sakumaballs127 3 года назад

      @@viktoriaivanova7640 ty.

    • @C_lastnams
      @C_lastnams 3 года назад +5

      @@sakumaballs127 they said smh (shake my head) like in disappointment so yes it is sarcasm ☺️

    • @taustitch5579
      @taustitch5579 2 года назад +1

      @@C_lastnams 😂😂😂

  • @larag3747
    @larag3747 3 года назад +263

    I can imagine Hailey 2 getin' pregnant on porpouse just to be a part of this insanity, like "ohh he gave u a baby? His ginna give MEEEE a baby"

    • @bunsglazingwr254
      @bunsglazingwr254 3 года назад +1

      😖

    • @Void0420
      @Void0420 3 года назад +2

      Lol wut

    • @frostypaws14
      @frostypaws14 3 года назад +14

      Kids are stupid af, I 100% agree that's probably what happened.

    • @larag3747
      @larag3747 3 года назад +16

      @@frostypaws14 the way she said "haters gonna hate" just told me everything, she was really pleased for having his baby too, like a way to say Hailey 1 wasnt that special just cause she had a baby with him

    • @rlim7305
      @rlim7305 3 года назад +5

      @@larag3747 not anymore she got a slap in her face when he left and started denying their baby lmao

  • @getdagoop
    @getdagoop 3 года назад +338

    Holy shit😂 i went to school with the original Hailey from 1st-8th grade. She’s a grade below me and seeing Ken react to her on this show is something I never thought I’d see😭😭

    • @kabir3510
      @kabir3510 3 года назад +33

      Did you get your noodle wet?

    • @omonuts125
      @omonuts125 3 года назад +14

      bruh is she like.... that smart?

    • @sableward9576
      @sableward9576 3 года назад +24

      She was my best friend in elementary school . Shits crazy that this shits popping up on my recommended

    • @SO-iu3pg
      @SO-iu3pg 3 года назад +4

      @Emmanuel Benavides Duque Coincidence? I think not!

    • @SyncedA
      @SyncedA 3 года назад +5

      Damn small world then lol

  • @alessandrozamboni5274
    @alessandrozamboni5274 2 года назад +3

    I love how you guys entertain us with this kind of things witout losing the consciousness.
    Im very glad that there are still people like you out there.

  • @BubbleChanTank
    @BubbleChanTank 3 года назад +57

    U guys have really bring the light to my dark days

  • @999awesomekid
    @999awesomekid 3 года назад +341

    Ken talking about 17 year olds “at least you’ve dated a couple of people at that point”
    Me age 20 having never been on a date: 👁👄 👁

    • @karlareyes1671
      @karlareyes1671 3 года назад +9

      Same...but I'm asexual so...👍

    • @jellyfishlotusdream
      @jellyfishlotusdream 3 года назад +16

      It's alright. Everybody has their time. 👌

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 3 года назад +26

      I actually think he was saying that if you're in your late 20s/early 30s that you have probably dated a couple people, and that's why you wouldn't get walked all over because you know better, whereas if you're 16, and that's your first relationship, you'll let things slide because you just want to be involved with someone. He was talking about "grown up" problems and making a connection as to why the teenagers handle it so poorly. It's because they're teenagers.

    • @chocoflan6672
      @chocoflan6672 3 года назад +3

      Dude me too!

    • @sho3121
      @sho3121 3 года назад +1

      Karla Reyes shut up

  • @tristenmaguire5707
    @tristenmaguire5707 3 года назад +123

    I can’t imagine being somebody who just unironically watch this TLC stuff and actually enjoy it.

    • @meghanodonoghue9066
      @meghanodonoghue9066 3 года назад +6

      Wait...it is not meant to be satirical?

    • @dxmanforlife
      @dxmanforlife 3 года назад

      Mee asf. Well I used too with my nana

    • @tiffany9378
      @tiffany9378 3 года назад +11

      Listen, sometimes we just want to know there are people out there more messed up than us! Lol

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 года назад +4

      People literally look forward to this every week & I watched like 2 episodes & was like this is Trash. 16 & Pregnant was much better

    • @dxmanforlife
      @dxmanforlife 3 года назад +2

      @@breonawarren1507 i looked at this show to learn what not to do if I was in that situation. Lucky me I won't have to worry about it till I'm like 30 mabey. Also I liked 90 days cause I wanted to see what its like in other countries and there migration laws. Although its prolly not like it is in the show