Colt doesn't want to go to counseling and is afraid of losing her because he's afraid the therapist will make Vanessa realize he's a manipulative narcissist and she deserves better than that.
Rings, papers, swearing on dead nanny's little toe does not alter someone's morals and their ability to remain faithful. It is bullshit. Colt is a wanker and a narcissist
His mom always wants to know why these women are "rushing to get married" but never asks her son why he proposes to literally any woman that makes it past the 3rd date.
Big Ed's daughter, Tiffany lives in Las Vegas, as does Colt. I hope one day when Vanessa realizes how trashman Colt is, leaves and Tiffany and Colt become a couple then the worlds of Big Ed and Colt combine for TLC's cinematic universe. Big Ed vs Colty Civil War!!
both Ed and Colt are still stuck in the 90 day fiancee mode where they think they need to get married within 90 days and is why they both proposed within a week to a month even those both these girls are both American lmao
Wait in the same conversation we get "yes Ill be your girlfriend" "I love you too" and "I dont trust you. You have a long history of lying and cheating"??? Thats like 3 conpletely different stages of relationship all at once.
I thought it was a bit cringe when she said yes to being his girlfriend that he almost immediately goes in with an "I love you" and a kiss. My ex and I didn't say I love you until about 3 months in.
Colty doesn't want to go to therapy because that therapist is gonna call him out on his narcissism and ole girl will hear first hand how he's a low key psychopath. 🤣🤣
She's not in a rush to marry him because she doesnt need citizenship like the other two did and she's seen like all of him so she's actually able to wait-
He seemed arrogant enough to think he could handle it, but probably knew telling the counsellor the basics of his life like age, living situation, job status etc would be enough to expose his nothingness. That's without even addressing his psychological state lol
Some people like casual proposals, but he did a weird hybrid of a classic get down on one knee with the nonchalant “Wanna get married?” and it comes off soo much like “I’m doing this for other reasons that matter more than love”
Him and Big Ed are so similar. Consistently not listening to what their partner is saying and just pushing and pushing for the next step when it’s VERY obvious that the girl does not want that but doesn’t know how to say no. Truly gross.
I'm assuming its not that it's not that don't know how to say no, but that they don't want to say no to someone on TV in front of millions who are watching
@@GIRru11 I guess in colts case its more like what you’re saying but in the case of Ed I think Liz doesn’t know how to say no without him turning it into an emotional manipulation saying he has anxiety and panic attacks from them fighting so she doesn’t say no to keep the peace
They've learned to play TLC, to play those who react to TLC, and to play us. We are part of the trash cycle now. Realistically, the women are in on it too, especially the later ones.
noooo, they missed the best clip in all of this when they actually went to therapy and Colt talked about wanting to 'do the deed' 5 times a day and how he would never shut up and kept trying to awkwardly role play constantly.
I think Colt is still bitter about both his exs moving on so he's trying hard not to look like a dumped loser. I mean c'mon he called his ex just to let her know he cheated on her.
This is the exact reason tlc would sue! They would say that it is not transformative enough and that CTKs video essentially takes their potential viewership. Jist fyi
I never thought anyone's proposal would be worse than my fiance's 😂 Back story: My fiance struggled with Type 1 Diabetes and kidney failure. I've had to perform CPR and call an ambulance for him multiple times in the first 5 years together. He got down on one knee and said, "Well, you've saved my life a couple times so I guess I owe you." It was hilarious and so bad.... Of course I said yes 😂 Now that he's had a kidney and pancreas transplant, we're finally getting married after 9 years
I was going to say “woah Vanessa is actually the most reasonable one, straight up telling him what’s wrong and asking to see a counselor”... but then I remembered that she’s with Colt.
Some know that they are the best for each other but colt obviously thought and wanted to do better at least in terms of looks but that dream was a failure. Time to go back to his bread and butter lol
Its to prove HER loyalty not his. He thinks just rubbing her in his ex's face was more than enough proof that hes honest now. He wont do counselling. He wants to lock her in.
@@cosmokramer5055 he said they met when she was going through her divorce from her husband and he was going through the divorce with Larissa. So I don't think she was cheating on her husband
Lmao, I looked at her face as soon as I read this comment and I couldn't stop laughing 😂 They are both like NPCs who make the same expressions over and over again.
He really just comes out and says that the reason he was apologizing to his ex was just to try and impress his new chick? Like "check this out babe Im sooo capable of remorse and personal growth. Thats hot for you right?"
Most couples would say: "Will you marry me?" "Will you be my bride?" "Will you spend the rest of my life together with me?" Colt: *"Wanna get married?"*
@@spoopyblogs its because they arent engaged, but just planning on being engaged so when he has proven to not be a total twat she will switch it over. happens with alot of high school couples and the like
That’s a possibility cause all the spin offs on discovery+ of 90 day is wild, Colt had to wait for Vanessa divorce to be finalized before he proposed (he waited til next day) which is why her reaction is just What?!?!
So they introduced it to you. Like everyone else you rather watch the tlc episode without being interupted by 2 guys that think everything they say is funny. They are the laugh track from friends for each other. I get annoyed when they talk to much and look up the episode to watch by myself
Vanessa: I don't trust you we should go to counseling Colt: Plans trip Vanessa: still want to do counseling Colt: Even though we have problems right now? Will you be my fiance? Vanessa: Yes. But, if you cheat on me I'll have to learn to let you go. Me watching this: THIS IS NOT HOW TO START A MARRIAGE!!!
Because he's a very self-absorbed, narcissistic, emotionally dependent and toxic individual who tries to always make himself seem like such a nice guy and is worried that someone will see what a dirtbag he really is (even though we all see it clearly 😂)
Honestly, he always looks like he's smirking most of the time. His facial expressions don't match the emotions one would usually be feeling in these circumstances. I think he might be an Aspie.
You’re kidding right? Jess is the only one smart enough to call colt out, a replay of these past relationships will happen for Vanessa. Let’s see what the narcissist has up his sleeve once he gets tired of her too.
I gotta admit I liked the line where he says “I wanna show Vanessa she’s my queen. What better place than a castle?”. It’s smooth. Unfortunately it’s Colt that said it, so it’s basically disqualified cuz he’s cringe and creepy
At this point both Big Ed and Colt should come together and form their own spin-off series called *Awkward CRINGE with Colt & Big Ed* with special guest stars Debbie & Tiffany
I doubt Tiffany will last that long big ed will probably throw her away just like the rose situation. And I think we all know Debbie and big eds mom wouldn't get along. big eds mom seems far too wholesome and sweet so far from what I've seen.
@@arachnesakura9375 yes but if you watch the tell all episode he literally says he gave up his relationship with hisdaughter (Tiffany) to be with rose and was willing to do it again i wouldn't be surprised to see him do the same here since Tiffany already expressed her dislike for his new girl
It went from “I’m not going to cheat but if it’s not going to work out then we done” 2 mins later “I think I might propose to her” This switch up made me break my ankles and my neck. Like dang
I just found out why this is happening; Colt doesn't LOOK like the kind of guy who can afford to lie to you and cheat on you. He LOOKS like the kind that would treasure you forever. That's why so many women have been fooled by him.
He's like the stealth reverse simping giga chad badboy lol. He seems like the guy you can tie down and take all his resources, but surprise, he's not committing and actually banging everyone, somehow.
Did anyone else notice the rgb lights in the background being reactive to their voices, I love how they switch colors at lightning speed when buff laughs
Colt really said, "We're gonna have more problems in our future, together." Dude, you don't say that. Problems are gonna happen, obviously, but saying they're gonna happen regardless is so bad... Colt, get some help man.
@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 Help to be a better person while committing to what he truly cares about. Dude probably has a lot more baggage than what's presented. Either way, his life to do whatever he wants, I'm just a stranger watching it all happen.
Colt : I'm worried counselling could just open up more problems He is probably worried that the counsellor might just bust him for talking shit and bieng a psychopath
I feel like both Colt and Vanessa are perfect at making weird faces after they speak. Reminds me of the L.A. Noire interrogation where the dude was clearly lying
Colt. The literal embodiment of a face only a mother could love.
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@@DeviantYoshie i ruined it hehehehe
HIS mother
😂😂
And yet, all these women seem to want him. Just don’t get it.
“Somehow this dude has girlfriends AND people to cheat with” sums up everyone’s opinion of colt. Like how???? Ugh
Exactly 😂😂
Disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 there's literally NOTHING appealing about him, these women are straight up crazy
It’s the bandanas for me
@@paulsimonson8141 😂😂💀
@@paulsimonson8141 I prefer no bandana, that neckbeard is glorious
These TLC guys get married so quick it's like they're playing sims
This is hilarious bc I just seen a comment saying Colt & Vanessa are both like npc who make the same facial expression over and over lol
Cloud gaze together 8 times and get engaged
People get jobs in the Sims......
@@retts75 nah insurance fraud ftw
Sul Sul
The single life is just a race between Ed and Colty to see who can manipulate a girl to marry em first LOL
Speedrun to marriage
Lmao facts
The final bosses are Big Ed's daughter and Colty's mother.
@@Bananachan289 more like speedrun to divorce
@@GamerSisters That's NG+. Gotta beat the game first before you unlock that alt ending.
Genuinely believe he only proposed to Vanessa because his ex is now happily married...
You right
Typical narc behavior
On the rebound
Absolutely lmao he's so transparent
@Death Omen the fake revenge move.. lol..
Colt doesn't want to go to counseling and is afraid of losing her because he's afraid the therapist will make Vanessa realize he's a manipulative narcissist and she deserves better than that.
I mean all he did was put the ring on the finger. Nothing official till they sign those papers lol.
A chia pet might be an upgrade!
Rings, papers, swearing on dead nanny's little toe does not alter someone's morals and their ability to remain faithful.
It is bullshit.
Colt is a wanker and a narcissist
He's aware enough to know that, but not that millions of people will watch and laugh at how pathetic he is
His mom always wants to know why these women are "rushing to get married" but never asks her son why he proposes to literally any woman that makes it past the 3rd date.
Perhaps he should marry big Ed cos he’s always in a rush to get married too
@@lizrichards7139 😂YASS THE POWER COUPLE 💅😤
This!!
That would entertaining to watch. Then they could happily cheat with any woman they meet because they’re both straight.
💀😭
Big Ed's daughter, Tiffany lives in Las Vegas, as does Colt. I hope one day when Vanessa realizes how trashman Colt is, leaves and Tiffany and Colt become a couple then the worlds of Big Ed and Colt combine for TLC's cinematic universe. Big Ed vs Colty Civil War!!
I would actually pay to watch this as sad as it is to say.
@@katwithlove I would too, don’t feel bad.
I feel a fan fic in the making😂
Tiffany is too big brain to make a move like that.
A match made in heaven. 😂
both Ed and Colt are still stuck in the 90 day fiancee mode where they think they need to get married within 90 days and is why they both proposed within a week to a month even those both these girls are both American lmao
tbh they both deserve each other 😂
Ed can have Debbie and Colt can have Tiffany. They’d all be perfect for each other.
Moving fast is something people on the narcissistic spectrum do
Wait in the same conversation we get "yes Ill be your girlfriend" "I love you too" and "I dont trust you. You have a long history of lying and cheating"??? Thats like 3 conpletely different stages of relationship all at once.
Lol weird
I thought it was a bit cringe when she said yes to being his girlfriend that he almost immediately goes in with an "I love you" and a kiss. My ex and I didn't say I love you until about 3 months in.
@@elizabethshuster218 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about 3 years in 😂
@@ladysarcasm6226 Me and my ex didn't say I love you until about never hahaha
Whiplash
Colt: “I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other”
Everyone: “The only girl who loves him is his mother”
🤣 this needs so many more likes!
😭 don't dishonor Mulan like that
I sang this 😂
Yao was my favourite character in Mulan
Underrated comment
that struggling "Milady" on the bed...I was crying lmao.
How the camera man didn’t die from laughter, I’ll never know.
Colty doesn't want to go to therapy because that therapist is gonna call him out on his narcissism and ole girl will hear first hand how he's a low key psychopath. 🤣🤣
He is in a confort zone where he gets all he wants manipulating women for his pleasure.
A gaslighter too
Better yet, she would figure out how she could do A LOT better
Facts
Or straight up punsh his teeth in ! lol
She's not in a rush to marry him because she doesnt need citizenship like the other two did and she's seen like all of him so she's actually able to wait-
There’s nothing of value with colt lol it’s all about that TLC money
AMEN STANDING OVATION TO YA
Boom!!
He's afraid counseling will cause more problems because he'll be pushed to be 100% honest the entire time lmao
He seemed arrogant enough to think he could handle it, but probably knew telling the counsellor the basics of his life like age, living situation, job status etc would be enough to expose his nothingness. That's without even addressing his psychological state lol
“Somehow this dude has girlfriends and people to cheat with I don’t understand” -Ken 2021, never truer words have been spoken!
When colt talks he looks like he is in physical pain with how awkward he is I can’t take it!
Same!
And some reason also looks full of it.
Some people like casual proposals, but he did a weird hybrid of a classic get down on one knee with the nonchalant “Wanna get married?” and it comes off soo much like “I’m doing this for other reasons that matter more than love”
Him and Big Ed are so similar. Consistently not listening to what their partner is saying and just pushing and pushing for the next step when it’s VERY obvious that the girl does not want that but doesn’t know how to say no. Truly gross.
After literally 2 dates. They try so hard to trap a lady, but they are so bad about it.
I'm assuming its not that it's not that don't know how to say no, but that they don't want to say no to someone on TV in front of millions who are watching
@@GIRru11 I guess in colts case its more like what you’re saying but in the case of Ed I think Liz doesn’t know how to say no without him turning it into an emotional manipulation saying he has anxiety and panic attacks from them fighting so she doesn’t say no to keep the peace
Lmfao big ed and colt have issues with socializing and dont understand how to do it
They've learned to play TLC, to play those who react to TLC, and to play us. We are part of the trash cycle now. Realistically, the women are in on it too, especially the later ones.
Colts’s conversations are random and nonsense like an Oblivion’s guard.
You just reminded me of the oblivion npc conversation memes. Thankyou
Out of curiosity how often do you get to the cloud district
@@wozgog what am I saying? Of course you don’t. Probably didn’t get quote 100% correct but oh well.
@@wozgog Did someone steal your sweetroll?
I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took an arrow in the knee
noooo, they missed the best clip in all of this when they actually went to therapy and Colt talked about wanting to 'do the deed' 5 times a day and how he would never shut up and kept trying to awkwardly role play constantly.
All the greatest love stories begin with, “I guess I’m ready to be your girlfriend.”.
And also telling her “we’re gonna have problems throughout our entire lives.” 😵
@@Unusamor7 “I promise you, we’ll have problems for the rest of our lives” real reassuring, Colt 🤦🏽♀️
Ah yes, reluctant love
I think Colt is still bitter about both his exs moving on so he's trying hard not to look like a dumped loser. I mean c'mon he called his ex just to let her know he cheated on her.
Colt: "Wanna get married?"
Chris Hansen: "He's what Perverted Justice calls a 'fast mover'."
I would 100% choose a CinnamonToastKen video over a TLC video. No hesitation.
Exactly. I'm watching this for them and the laughter factor. I'm guaranteed 100% enjoyment factor on every Ken and Buff video.
This is the exact reason tlc would sue! They would say that it is not transformative enough and that CTKs video essentially takes their potential viewership.
Jist fyi
Don’t say that - TLC will claim the vid 😔
Same
For real. I never saw any of these shows until these guys and tried watching them. Ken and Buff over all!
I never thought anyone's proposal would be worse than my fiance's 😂 Back story: My fiance struggled with Type 1 Diabetes and kidney failure. I've had to perform CPR and call an ambulance for him multiple times in the first 5 years together.
He got down on one knee and said, "Well, you've saved my life a couple times so I guess I owe you."
It was hilarious and so bad.... Of course I said yes 😂 Now that he's had a kidney and pancreas transplant, we're finally getting married after 9 years
Cute story! I wish you guys the best.
Awe, sweet story thanks for sharing! Wishing you guys the best 💕
Dang that’s a story! congrats!
blessings
That's incredibly cute. Congratulations! I wish you both the best for the future. 😊
Her initial reaction to his proposal is the best one I've ever seen. She really went "LOL WTF are you doing?!"
The fact that his proposal was "uh, wanna get married?" is also just.. wow. Smooth. Very romantic.
Colt: "Let's make it official. You think I'm Mr. Right?"
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
My name: AxxL
My job: Superstar
I like: Handsome girls
I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
Your name: je
@@AxxLAfriku "Handsome" girls? I'm sure you have 2 girlfriends with that talk...gtfo of here you insecure attention seeking pos.
@Moone Lattee Colt is Mr. Cringe. 🤣
@@lilnass6891 Arnold Schwarzenegger was his inspiration
Facts he don't believe hes mister right
They say if you say “colt” three times looking into the mirror at 3am, he will show up and make you uncomfortable.
That would be very unsettling
😂😂😂💀
LLol omfg... lol. wtf....
Alekzandra Bear lmaooooooo dont
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's amazed by how "creative his dates are." I'm pretty sure it's TLC creativity. Colt's creativity is limited to ways to be cringey.
Back to back Big Ed/Colty videos? Ken you're spoiling us
Right???
yes. this yikes forever cringe festival is a magical "medevil" treat xD
They make tlc the money
IKR
Not that I'm not happy
Colty look like a Sims townie. The one with the floozy reputation!!! Stay away ladies and gentlemen and others!!!
The “m’lady” when he got on the bed, I straight thought that was Buff or Ken making a joke I didn’t realize it was actually Colte 😂
😂😂😂😂
It hurt me physically
"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what romance 😍 Definitely should be in their wedding vows
I was going to say “woah Vanessa is actually the most reasonable one, straight up telling him what’s wrong and asking to see a counselor”... but then I remembered that she’s with Colt.
XD
😂😂😂😂
She was always the side chick too lol not very reasonable imo.
Some know that they are the best for each other but colt obviously thought and wanted to do better at least in terms of looks but that dream was a failure. Time to go back to his bread and butter lol
She also cheated on her husband for Colt and cheated with Colt when he was with Larissa and Jess
If colt cheated on Jess when they were engaged, why does he think getting engaged to Vanessa will prove his loyalty
exactly omg!!!!!
Its to prove HER loyalty not his. He thinks just rubbing her in his ex's face was more than enough proof that hes honest now. He wont do counselling. He wants to lock her in.
She was cheating on her husband with Colt so they belong together
@@cosmokramer5055 he said they met when she was going through her divorce from her husband and he was going through the divorce with Larissa. So I don't think she was cheating on her husband
@@Mooodyyhhh she just got her divorce a few months ago trust me she was cheating
Big Ed: "Am I your forever?!" Colt: "Am I Mr. Right?!"
Venessa always looks like she’s trying to remember where she recognizes you from……
Stop omg she does
Lmao, I looked at her face as soon as I read this comment and I couldn't stop laughing 😂 They are both like NPCs who make the same expressions over and over again.
I cant unsee it😂😂
@@sleepysin9821 this npc comment has me rolling
Lol 😂
"We're going to have problems our entire life. " A promise he will actually fulfill !
Heart warming - his first real promise.
The fact that Colt is capable of getting anyone makes me wonder what I am doing so horribly wrong
Colt is like when you create a sim and give it all the worst traits the game has to offer, just because.
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
I can't wait for someone to kick his bin over every morning 🤭
Even the facial expressions are the same
He's literally my ex besides the cheating part because no other girl wanted him.
He literally looks like a default sim 😭 it’s insane
His strained “m’lady” when he was climbing on the bed has me laughing so hard I almost choked on my lunch 😭💀
So continue..what you have for lunch hope it was great 👍 lol
@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 Spaghetti-O’s 😌 they were delicious
@@bunnbun_thatgothchic5271 The lunch of champions of course! Yummy.😋
SOMEONE MAKE IT A RINGTONE---
Colt is definitely one of the creepy "free hugs" guys at conventions.
HRs worst nightmare
He really just comes out and says that the reason he was apologizing to his ex was just to try and impress his new chick? Like "check this out babe Im sooo capable of remorse and personal growth. Thats hot for you right?"
Yeah holy shit. True motive right there. And he couldn't even fake that right
I love that TLC can’t even find actresses who pretend to not be disgusted 🤣
Most couples would say:
"Will you marry me?"
"Will you be my bride?"
"Will you spend the rest of my life together with me?"
Colt:
*"Wanna get married?"*
Colt:
''we've got problems"
"I promise we will have problems for the rest of our lives" what a romantic. Def should be in their vows
To be fair my proposal didn't go much better. Was so nervous I didn't even make it to one knee lol
Why they putting it on the wrong hand
@@spoopyblogs its because they arent engaged, but just planning on being engaged so when he has proven to not be a total twat she will switch it over. happens with alot of high school couples and the like
When he proposed i swear she went through the five stages of grief all at once 😂
She did ... I saw it .... I felt it
The first promise Colt gave Vanessa after his proposal was that he would guarantee her problems. Wow, just wow.
Definitely something she needed to hear. And IDK if she is patient or TLC cut it but I would've called the guy on his bullshit if it were me.
I mean, atleast he isn't breaking that promise. right? 😂
I thought he was the problem lol
Colt is such a sociopath lol
Colt: I don't wanna see a therapist to expose me so I'm gonna make her more attached by proposing
This is literally what my ex did 😅😂
If the answer to "will you marry me" isn't an immediate "yes" then it's a "no."
Exactly! Same thing with consent, if it’s not an enthusiastic yes, then it’s a no.
@@merryberry6576 Aha..... Oh.... my goodness.......... gracious..... oh lord. lol.
Actually not true some people need time to process things
"WTF are you doing?!" Would indicate a clear "NO" to me 🤣
A hell no
The fact that Colt isn't single forever living in his mom's basement baffles me.
Well the one part is true.
Is it because there are women willing to be with him because they want to be part of the TV show as well? I don't see another reason for this.
Colt and horses must have something in common!
women get desperate
Well colts main chick now has literal turtle necks on turtle necks under her chin
The '90' in 90 Day Fiance actually stands for how many divorces Colt is aiming for in his life
Never seen someone start a relationship and instantly try to save an already dying relationship
Bruh, on god! Colt's the mayor of Cringe City
Colt was doing a speedrun
He thinks all dating is speed dating
"Girlfriend?"
"Yes, Boyfriend, but counseling and i dont trust you at all. - I love you too."
Colt feels like a Sims character with their autonomy turned on 😂😅 Just chaos and reckless decisions.
I clicked faster than colt proposes to literally anyone.
😂😂😂
lmaooo
This made me chuckle, thank you.
16 minutes later
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
There is NO ONE more savage than TLC’s editors. They always be doin people dirty.
She seems to forget that she helped him cheat
She’s JUST as guilty
Can't wait for the next spinoff where Colt and Big Ed live together in a bachelor pad trying to find love.
Omg get tlc on this.
Lmaooo like some Pauly & Vinny Jersey Shore shit 😂
I could totally see them doing that
We need Danielle and baby girl Lisa in there too
Colt's moves : touch the glasses, pretend to drink (actually not), act like a sim (but is a trash man) and more
BUT IS A TRASH MAN bruh.. I died 🤣
Colt: “I’m ready to build something with you.”
She should have told him, “Let’s go to IKEA.”
That's when you bust out the Lego death star set
@@ambermiller6879 Yeah! 😂 They could be building something together for a looooong time.
@@ambermiller6879 thought of Lego too hehe :)
Debbie, come get your son, he’s proposing again...
Debby: **drop kicks a door somewhere while still tied up** CoLt DiD yOu PrOpOsE fOr ThE tHiRd TiMe
@@hannahware3751 colt: 👁👄👁
Ken needs to put that “M’lady” voice clip as Mary‘s ringtone on his phone.
Why have I binged the backlog? I can’t stopppppppp. Haha
Thanks guys, for what you do, I shouldn’t try to speed run this, but I’m enjoying it so much.
Vanessa “ I haven’t been a girlfriend for a long time” lol cuz you’ve been a side chick for so long
That says alot about her lol
TLC is going to have to make a whole entire 90 day fiancé show just for colt titled 90 day fiancé third times the charm
Ed too only difference is we didn't see the first one
Please do not give TLC any ideas
Is he reusing the engagement ring? 😂🔫
I agree. This would make for a great show. Get rid of Family Chantel.
That’s a possibility cause all the spin offs on discovery+ of 90 day is wild, Colt had to wait for Vanessa divorce to be finalized before he proposed (he waited til next day) which is why her reaction is just What?!?!
Buff is so handsome and has such a beautiful smile and amazing laugh. Seeing him laugh is amazing
Both Colt and Ed are really quick to jump the gun on this "mr. Right" thing
Fr like bruh you cheated on your gf with her then dated for two weeks dont NEITHER of you know shit about each other
You guys make everything better! Never cared about any TLC until you.
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Right lol I started watching the shows just to see the whole stories now because of them
@@Aditya-ei5zr nice
Tlc been weird..
So they introduced it to you. Like everyone else you rather watch the tlc episode without being interupted by 2 guys that think everything they say is funny. They are the laugh track from friends for each other. I get annoyed when they talk to much and look up the episode to watch by myself
Vanessa: I don't trust you we should go to counseling
Colt: Plans trip
Vanessa: still want to do counseling
Colt: Even though we have problems right now? Will you be my fiance?
Vanessa: Yes. But, if you cheat on me I'll have to learn to let you go.
Me watching this: THIS IS NOT HOW TO START A MARRIAGE!!!
"M'LADY!" I laughed so hard I choked on my water and had to spit it out in the sink.
Why does colts facial expressions always look like he is getting hollered at? Like he is scared or worried about what’s going on.
Because he's a very self-absorbed, narcissistic, emotionally dependent and toxic individual who tries to always make himself seem like such a nice guy and is worried that someone will see what a dirtbag he really is (even though we all see it clearly 😂)
Honestly, he always looks like he's smirking most of the time.
His facial expressions don't match the emotions one would usually be feeling in these circumstances.
I think he might be an Aspie.
@@Laplantelatte something he is a shitty human being.
Right!! I was gonna say confused but you said it better
@@kalobhunt9001 You got that right.
Vanessa frustrates me so much because she’s a strong intelligent woman so why does she make such stupid decisions 😭
Right!! Like one minute I like her then the next I’m mad af
You’re kidding right? Jess is the only one smart enough to call colt out, a replay of these past relationships will happen for Vanessa. Let’s see what the narcissist has up his sleeve once he gets tired of her too.
Moneh
smart intelligent is not vanessas traits shes a weirdo
Why does anyone feel bad for Vanessa? She’s not a victim. She played games knowing Colt and Jess were together. That’s vile behavior.
"what the f--k are you doing?"
Always the type of thing you don't want to hear your girl say.
"So, am I Mr. Right?"
"I think it's more like... Mr. Not-Right-Now."
I gotta admit I liked the line where he says “I wanna show Vanessa she’s my queen. What better place than a castle?”. It’s smooth. Unfortunately it’s Colt that said it, so it’s basically disqualified cuz he’s cringe and creepy
Who else thinks that Buff is a beacon of JOY? 🤩
YesYes he is ヾ(^ω^*)
Hes so handsome
He's gorgeous too,lol
Yeees ❤❤❤
Sexy ashell
Cole looks like a human in the process of turning into a werewolf.
That's insulting to werewolves
*goo not wolves
“He’s putting the cheat band on me!!” The way I screamed 😂😂😂
This is the exact proposal I've always wanted. "we have problems right?" "marry me"
That man is built like a mini fridge So fellas We Still have a chance don’t give up our time is nigh
If Colt can be a harem anime protag then we don't have any excuse
TO ARMS LEMMEWINKS
The proposal episode reminds me of Leroy Jenkins, but the dungeon is marriage.
Y'all are hilarious together. Like brothers
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Colt put the ENTIRE water bottle in his mouth?!
I think that's an I sight into his true self. My dude probably needs to try the gay scene,
No no we are not i speak for everyone lol
When?
@@thatass0078 a little after 17:47
@@thatass0078 17:51 to be exact
At this point both Big Ed and Colt should come together and form their own spin-off series called *Awkward CRINGE with Colt & Big Ed* with special guest stars Debbie & Tiffany
I doubt Tiffany will last that long big ed will probably throw her away just like the rose situation. And I think we all know Debbie and big eds mom wouldn't get along. big eds mom seems far too wholesome and sweet so far from what I've seen.
Debbie and Ed??????
@@megorons ...isnt Tiffany his daughter?
@@arachnesakura9375 yes but if you watch the tell all episode he literally says he gave up his relationship with hisdaughter (Tiffany) to be with rose and was willing to do it again i wouldn't be surprised to see him do the same here since Tiffany already expressed her dislike for his new girl
@@arachnesakura9375 they be looking so similar tho.....
"If you don't change, I gotta learn to let you go." Definitely the words I'd want to hear immediately after getting engaged. 🤦♂️
It went from “I’m not going to cheat but if it’s not going to work out then we done”
2 mins later
“I think I might propose to her”
This switch up made me break my ankles and my neck. Like dang
I just found out why this is happening; Colt doesn't LOOK like the kind of guy who can afford to lie to you and cheat on you. He LOOKS like the kind that would treasure you forever. That's why so many women have been fooled by him.
He's like the stealth reverse simping giga chad badboy lol. He seems like the guy you can tie down and take all his resources, but surprise, he's not committing and actually banging everyone, somehow.
"It's now or never"
My husband waited 9 years to propose to me, you can too 😀 (we met in high school and decided to wait after college lmao)
So you both settled, huh? 🤣
Ahh, just when colt couldn't get any weirder...
"MA LAdY!!"
I mean, you've already seen him in a fedora.....
😂
Colt is the human embodiment of "m'lady" 😂
Naah..that title still goes to Big Ed
Unemployed
Living in mommy’s basement
Chases women instead of success
The only person who can say m'lady and not be cringe is chat noir
LMAO A HUMAN FEDORA
Did anyone else notice the rgb lights in the background being reactive to their voices, I love how they switch colors at lightning speed when buff laughs
Colt really said, "We're gonna have more problems in our future, together." Dude, you don't say that. Problems are gonna happen, obviously, but saying they're gonna happen regardless is so bad... Colt, get some help man.
At least he's honest 😆
@@Sunnylucy For now at least lmao
Like 90% of marriage vows include that line though. I wouldn't say that's what he needs help for.
@@trafalgard.waterlaw7330 Help to be a better person while committing to what he truly cares about. Dude probably has a lot more baggage than what's presented. Either way, his life to do whatever he wants, I'm just a stranger watching it all happen.
Colt is all of the 99 problems
Colts the kind of guy that his girlfriend could throw a pillow at him and he'd call the cops
Colt is scared of consulting because he knows he's going to be called out on his bs and he'll have to deal with the "mommies" issues!!!!
"We got problems right?... Wanna get married?... We're gonna have problems our whole life, I can promise you that!"
Colt is really a romantic Prince Charming ain’t he?
@@cooliodiablo4571 Along with being an International Super Star and a King. Heavy is the head that wears the crown I guess!
Colt does a lot of “ smell the fart acting faces” 🤣🤣🤣
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this comment
Got em' yes
@@victoriahunter1760 I just couldn’t help it! Lol 😂😂😂
That awkward moment when you realise that Ken is 3 years younger than you, but you were convinced that he was in his early 40’s (sorry Ken 🙈)
Man can you imagine big ed and colt handcuffed for 24 hours 😂💀
Chills. Literal chills.
@@vyomgarg3742 frls ✋🏻
They’d probably propose to each other
@@Trippy824 and eventually cheat on each other 😂😂
I want big Ed daughter to bring Colt home so bad.
Vanessa: why u like me?
Colt: I just want my noddle wet.
Colt : I'm worried counselling could just open up more problems
He is probably worried that the counsellor might just bust him for talking shit and bieng a psychopath
I feel like both Colt and Vanessa are perfect at making weird faces after they speak.
Reminds me of the L.A. Noire interrogation where the dude was clearly lying