I love you guys! Have you ever watched a show called Dont Tell the Bride? The groom handles all wedding planning and the bride is clueless until the wedding day, loads of fun lol
@@ILikeBirds the pinned comment on all my favorite YTBERS never get as much attention. People are scrolling for conversation or to correct someone and feel smart😂
Colt sounded proud about cheating because he's actually super insecure and hurting other women he thinks are out of his league is how reassures himself he's not a loser.
Colt: *invites ex and her new husband to dinner to tell them how much he disrespected her their entire relationship* Ex’s husband: *stands up for wife* Colt, unable to manipulate this man: :O That being said, trash man is my new favorite insult
The question i want to know. Why did'nt his ex block his number and get a new number? Also why did he invite his ex? His ex to dinnee? And why did his ex agree?
He is so narcissistic, he wanted them there to brag how he hurts women because he's mad Jessica got married and found happiness after him. He wants to feel important but doesn't value anyone in his life unless they're serving him
Yeah; dragging Jess out to admit that he was cheating on her wasn't for her benefit -- she'd already moved on and was happy with someone else. If anything, he did this for his own selfish reasons: to clear his own conscience (if he even has one), or to act like the "bigger person" and show how much he's "changed". What a child.
@@TacoBelle100 Vanessa even says, 'In order to move on in our relationship' or something like that. They're doing it to clear their conscience 100% if not to try and brag also.
I have to admit I would LOVE to hear what she would say in Portuguese. He has to find women who aren't native English speakers or they would ANNIHILATE him with words. I will LOVE to see how Vanessa will roasts him later because she is a native speaker. While the broken English is funny, I would love to hear them all properly roast him.
I cant tell if TLC scripts every interaction... or if they just find the stupidest narcissists they can, pay them, then set them free to film the resulting chaos
Colt's facial expressions creep me out. He always looks confused or like he's asking for sympathy.. when literally the whole time he was with Jess he was gaslighting her... this whole confrontation is weird and unnecessary. Vanessa's just bragging about how "great" Coltee is, and how she knowingly contributed to Jess's gaslighting.... terrible.
i figured out Vanessa's trash like Colt when she wore a cleavage-framing little black dress to supposedly "apologize" to the woman she says she really regrets hurting. riiiiiiiight
*Expectation* : “oh sorry Colty, you’re so mature now! I deserve to be cheated, you change so much. Don’t worry darling, he won’t cheat you.” *Realty* : “He trashman”
It's amazing what having a regular presents on t.v will do for anyone!!! Big Ed and Colt are absolutely prime examples of this they both have zero personality and are cringey ASF 😳
Ugh, as someone who has been cheated on in a long-term, serious relationship, and had to see my ex start dating the girl he cheated on me with. He tried that whole "apologize and make things right so *I* can feel better about how horrible I was to you" thing WHILE he was still dating her, I can tell you that's a really terrible position to be in. TL;DR- Colt is a sentient dumpster fire.
In the first tell all Larissa told "Colt flirts online" but in the subtitles tlc translated wrongly "colt flirts a lot". So since that time he was flirting online. Also larissa said in the second tell all "Colt has his little dark secrets".
Yeah but we wouldn't hear anything they said for them talking over each other constantly. But yeah I wouldn't mind seeing them all in the same room. Well they do have to think Colton because after dating him they knew what they did not want in a man LMAO
Jess definitely stepped up her game. Her new husband looks way better than Colt. But even if colt was the best looking dude ever his personality and sexual relationship with his mother makes him disgusting 🤢
That's actually thing Liars do, they'll mumble, talk fast, and try to cover their mouth. It's like a form of self-soothing, "you can't quite understand what I'm saying or see my mouth moving so you'll believe it more" which of course is false, especially if you learned to keep an eye out for it.
Yup, he does it all and not subtly at all! Like when Vanessa asked if he was going to cheat again/if he could be trusted, he touched/moved his glasses the exact second he BARELY and shakily said yes.. like.. boiiii Colty ya just a big bag of lying trash
@@idalarsen2540 I think its not that he's lying about cheating again, I think that he reacts so shakily is because, at that moment, he's already still sending dick pics to random ladies and looking for side action and knows he's not committed to chasing Vanessa which says alot about his feelings towards her aswell. I'm not saying he's gonna cheat, cause hopefully everyone knows he's garbage, but he's still on the dating apps, chatting to women for sure.
@@idalarsen2540 Right. Hard question makes subconscious flash to react: in addition to @Proctor Doctor and your mentioned signs liars lose eye-contact, blush, scratch, cough etc.
Colt deadass acts like my ex-husband. His expressions, his handling of situations, the cheating and gaslighting. It’s disturbing. I feel for Jess but am so happy she found happiness. Narcissist at it’s finest
His Dad died and is clearly suffering mental trauma to still be living with his Mom. It's Debbies house not his and all he has to call his friends are 6 cats. Yea, he's so lucky and everything worked out so well for him.
Colt's expression gets me... always looks like he's trying to do a Jon Snow impression while simultaneously constipated and holding back violent diarrhea.
Literally most awkward dinner EVER. Who would think of that?? “Oh let me go tell my ex I REALLY did cheat on her, I need to rub it in her face real quick. She deserves to know.” Like what????
Wow Colt and Vanessa deserve each other 100% The only reason they went to dinner was to rid themselves of the mutual guilt they had. At least Jess knows how to throw it back in their faces.
When she asks Colt if he can quit with all the other ladies, and he responds with Yeah, while grabbing his glasses. When someone responds to you while touching their face, they are lying to you, and the higher up on the face, the bigger the lie. It’s a common thing learned in psychology.
His mother/girlfriend likely encouraged him to think like that; her precious Coltie couldn't possibly have anything wrong with him, he's the perfect man! Makes me wonder why his mother doesn't just hook him up with one of her friends.
@@oren1305 I have to agree. Mindsets like this don't just naturally /happen/. What is also gross is that his "girlfriend" is fully aware and seems to act the same way. She's already double checking and speculating that he's going to show the same behavior to her. She's okay with hurting a faceless woman, and doesn't show much remorse even when they meet. Don't even get me started on Mommy Dearest....
As a former employee of Chick-fil-A, I will say, YES they WILL threaten your job if you don't say My Pleasure. When I was still being trained, anytime I didn't say it either the other employees or the customers would snitch and tell the manager I didn't say it and they would SCREAM at me over the headset every time.
I love Jess! She's direct and always speaks her mind. Imagine if she was fluent in English! I wish we could have seen her dating her husband instead of "trash man"! All the best to her*
Love how Colt made it a big thing that he and Vanessa are strictly friends and Jess was being dramatic but now he’s dating Vanessa 🙄 okay, so he proved Jess right lol
Jess was always my favorite character in this series, her whole persona is hilarious and she’s the one view of clarity in this whole mini series of colt tryna find a boo thang
Colt is like that one guy who got beaten up by girls in middle school and his personality got so plain, his biography doubled after the first episode aired
When the girl you ask out to be your gf replies with a simple "hmm" you know she ain't interested. I'm surprised she even wants to go on a date with Colt Tee
It makes me think of those people who wear them for looks but not functionally. Like they were fake or something. If i touched my glasses that much they would be so darn worn.
See, here’s the thing: when Colt was first introduced, I thought he was kinda adorable and nice and all. Now: Coltee needs to get his knees flexin’ and arms T-Rexin’ , cuz he’s a CREEP
If Colt & Big Ed teamed up they’d be like a really awkward and gross shaggy & scoob. “Would you do it for a Thai girl Ed?” “Ruh Roh! Mrarry mre!” “Zoinks!” *sniffs drink*
Colt reminds me of the episode of Friends when Ross whitens his teeth so bright that he has to shield his mouth so his date doesnt notice. Using glass of wine, bread etc. Colt is Ross in that episode hiding behind a glass.
there’s a saying i’ve heard said many times before, “the way you got them, is the way you’ll lose them.” vanessa should be worried, because their both cheaters, either way both will cheat on each other eventually regardless of what they might say to each other. (colt and vanessa i mean.) as for jess and her new husband i hope they’ll continue to be happy in life.
Trash man!
Hello why does the pinned comment only have 7 likes lol
I love you guys! Have you ever watched a show called Dont Tell the Bride? The groom handles all wedding planning and the bride is clueless until the wedding day, loads of fun lol
@@ILikeBirds prob cuz it was only pinned an hour ago....most coments/likes were done 2 hours ago
@@ILikeBirds the pinned comment on all my favorite YTBERS never get as much attention. People are scrolling for conversation or to correct someone and feel smart😂
colt is *tRASh mAn*
Colt: admits to Jess he cheated on her
Jess: gets mad
Colt: *suprised Pikachu face*
BUT HE'S CHANGED
@@Ghildas I love your profile picture. I keep finding the Genshin McDonald's profiles everywhere lol
@@dogetheswaggy3830 We are in every comment section lol
@@Ghildas lol my pfp is amber in a McDonald's hat on discord
Seeing how she was on the “Tell All”, I am surprised Colt would expect a different result.
Colt is the definition of what you DON'T want in a relationship.
this is the one
@@mingimoo I was gonna say the same thing 😂
Did he accidentally shave off a little of his mustache on one side?
big ed is a contender for that spot
Colt sounded proud about cheating because he's actually super insecure and hurting other women he thinks are out of his league is how reassures himself he's not a loser.
He’s a loser
This is the answer
This!
But then him doing this makes him more of a loser then if he just didn't get many women and was actually loyal to the one he got.
He uses women for his own pleasure and thrown them away when he doesn't need them anymore.
Colt: *invites ex and her new husband to dinner to tell them how much he disrespected her their entire relationship*
Ex’s husband: *stands up for wife*
Colt, unable to manipulate this man: :O
That being said, trash man is my new favorite insult
The question i want to know. Why did'nt his ex block his number and get a new number? Also why did he invite his ex? His ex to dinnee? And why did his ex agree?
I mean what did he expect, her husband to be quiet the whole time like bro!
@@kyohel3 She probably agreed so she could try to get his new gf to open her eyes and see his bs. Also to rub it in Colts face her new man is better.
@@kyohel3 was probably organized by the show and she gets a chance to throw Colt’s nonsense back in face.
Yes. Trashman. Love that.
Colty doesn’t need no woman. He’s got his 6 cats and Mistress mommy.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear fwa
@@AxxLAfriku eww the self promotion
Me reading real life soap opera what is on
🤣
Colty has daddy issues lol
Colt is like the auto generated sim character
R/rareinsults
@@candyhofs2107 lol
Omg yes 🤣
This resonates with me. Lol well done!!
I was literally about to say that colt is like an npc with 4 lines.. lol.
He is so narcissistic, he wanted them there to brag how he hurts women because he's mad Jessica got married and found happiness after him. He wants to feel important but doesn't value anyone in his life unless they're serving him
Exactly it
Wow 😳 that makes more sense now, him and his enabling mother.
Exactly, I think he needs constant validation
Yeah; dragging Jess out to admit that he was cheating on her wasn't for her benefit -- she'd already moved on and was happy with someone else. If anything, he did this for his own selfish reasons: to clear his own conscience (if he even has one), or to act like the "bigger person" and show how much he's "changed". What a child.
@@TacoBelle100 Vanessa even says, 'In order to move on in our relationship' or something like that. They're doing it to clear their conscience 100% if not to try and brag also.
Deadass, Colte ain’t going to find his true love until he finds his mother’s doppelgänger 🤢
Lmao this made my morning
Sad but true
He should just go on dates at care homes
Straight up
Maybe the Brazilian version of his mother lol
Is it just me or does Jess' broken english makes her roats and comebacks so much better
no lol shes hilarious
@@stjeep it would be hilarious is she said colt has small weiner pp
I have to admit I would LOVE to hear what she would say in Portuguese. He has to find women who aren't native English speakers or they would ANNIHILATE him with words. I will LOVE to see how Vanessa will roasts him later because she is a native speaker. While the broken English is funny, I would love to hear them all properly roast him.
I love her broken English. It's just so much more hilarious when she roasts him.
Right, her vocabulary is so limited but she uses it so effectively
If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you. Case and point, Colt.
I cant tell if TLC scripts every interaction... or if they just find the stupidest narcissists they can, pay them, then set them free to film the resulting chaos
Porque no los dos?
Yes
I dated someone that was just like colt. Believe me, they exist lol
Perhaps a mixture of both?
Do they actually get paid? I thought reality tv shows didn’t pay people
Colt's facial expressions creep me out. He always looks confused or like he's asking for sympathy.. when literally the whole time he was with Jess he was gaslighting her... this whole confrontation is weird and unnecessary. Vanessa's just bragging about how "great" Coltee is, and how she knowingly contributed to Jess's gaslighting.... terrible.
i figured out Vanessa's trash like Colt when she wore a cleavage-framing little black dress to supposedly "apologize" to the woman she says she really regrets hurting. riiiiiiiight
He has the facial expressions of a constipated toddler.
"He always looks either confused or miserable" -- I feel like he's always trying to go for a "smolder" but failing :'D
Yesss, that's exactly it! Trying to look seductive, but fails miserably!
Yeah, he thinks he's REALLY HOT but it just comes across super cringey
I thought he looked disgusted lol 😂
Ohhhh
Maybe he looks either confused or miserable because he is always Miserable that he is always confused
He literally only told Jess to hurt her as punishment for finding happiness in someone else.
colt just gives me "where's my hug" energy
*Expectation* : “oh sorry Colty, you’re so mature now! I deserve to be cheated, you change so much. Don’t worry darling, he won’t cheat you.”
*Realty* : “He trashman”
To be fair… he is a trash man 👌
@@creepergirlnextdoor6660 No, he's not a trash man. He trash-man.
You wrote it in her accent 😭😂
creepergirlnextdoor no Hes worse then trash
@Muscleman8562 Can't wait to never watch that!
Whenever I feel bad about myself, I can just remind myself that I'm not Colte and immediately feel better
Woooooooooooooow.
This 💯
I’m honestly shocked that Colt has all of these women to cheat with, holy crap the bar is literally so low
Plot twist: all those women to cheat with just wanted to get off and totes used him and tossed him like he deserves. 😆
It's amazing what having a regular presents on t.v will do for anyone!!! Big Ed and Colt are absolutely prime examples of this they both have zero personality and are cringey ASF 😳
So true🤪
Just like big ed and liz i was like wtf??😂😂
Fame and money. Yes alot of people are shallow.
Ugh, as someone who has been cheated on in a long-term, serious relationship, and had to see my ex start dating the girl he cheated on me with. He tried that whole "apologize and make things right so *I* can feel better about how horrible I was to you" thing WHILE he was still dating her, I can tell you that's a really terrible position to be in.
TL;DR- Colt is a sentient dumpster fire.
Jess called Colt a trash man again and threw the gas light in to top it all off, she just inadvertently called this man a dumpster fire lol
Anyone else wanna see Larissa talk to Colt again? When she called him Colti Cuckoldi, I felt that on a spiritual level.
In the first tell all Larissa told "Colt flirts online" but in the subtitles tlc translated wrongly "colt flirts a lot".
So since that time he was flirting online.
Also larissa said in the second tell all "Colt has his little dark secrets".
She is soo smart because its so hard making puns in another language and she does well lol
I really do miss her verbally slam dunking Colty
Yeah but we wouldn't hear anything they said for them talking over each other constantly. But yeah I wouldn't mind seeing them all in the same room. Well they do have to think Colton because after dating him they knew what they did not want in a man LMAO
She always put him in his place LMAO
Jess definitely stepped up her game. Her new husband looks way better than Colt. But even if colt was the best looking dude ever his personality and sexual relationship with his mother makes him disgusting 🤢
I'm amazed he's not dating his mother. They have a very uncomfortable relationship.
Debby is weird af
I’m sorry.. his what with his mother?!
imma need you to elaborate on just what is going on with his mother
Hes doing his mom?
That's actually thing Liars do, they'll mumble, talk fast, and try to cover their mouth. It's like a form of self-soothing, "you can't quite understand what I'm saying or see my mouth moving so you'll believe it more" which of course is false, especially if you learned to keep an eye out for it.
Yup, he does it all and not subtly at all! Like when Vanessa asked if he was going to cheat again/if he could be trusted, he touched/moved his glasses the exact second he BARELY and shakily said yes.. like.. boiiii Colty ya just a big bag of lying trash
@@idalarsen2540 I think its not that he's lying about cheating again, I think that he reacts so shakily is because, at that moment, he's already still sending dick pics to random ladies and looking for side action and knows he's not committed to chasing Vanessa which says alot about his feelings towards her aswell.
I'm not saying he's gonna cheat, cause hopefully everyone knows he's garbage, but he's still on the dating apps, chatting to women for sure.
It's also common among people who have crooked teeth.
His eyes dart around a lot too. He sets off almost every common liars tick.
@@idalarsen2540 Right. Hard question makes subconscious flash to react: in addition to @Proctor Doctor and your mentioned signs liars lose eye-contact, blush, scratch, cough etc.
Colt deadass acts like my ex-husband. His expressions, his handling of situations, the cheating and gaslighting. It’s disturbing. I feel for Jess but am so happy she found happiness. Narcissist at it’s finest
Larissa warned us all and no one listened or believed her "Geeky player"
Waiter: how’s everything this evening?
Table: awkward, weird and unnecessary
Colt : "But I've CHANGED!!!!"
“So, your cats? The weather?”
I swear, this has to be scripted, it’s just TOO cringey and awkward 😅
I resemble that remark
I ship Bug Ed and Colt. They're meant for each other.
Edit: I meant to type Big Ed not Bug. But Bug Ed works well too.
🤣🤣
he definitely could be a character from A Bug's Life 😂😂😂
Oh Laa Laa
@@queenofzenk The caterpillar or those Roly poly's
@@nutsandbolts1264 don’t slander Heimlich like that. He turned into a beautiful butterfly.
More than I can say for Big Ed.
Colt is like the guy who got dumb luck and everything worked out for him. Until he starts thinking
wow thats amazingly accurate
Everything worked for him he lives with mom at 30 something
@@nasetheboss mommie Debbie is the best for him after all
His Dad died and is clearly suffering mental trauma to still be living with his Mom. It's Debbies house not his and all he has to call his friends are 6 cats. Yea, he's so lucky and everything worked out so well for him.
Colt gives the same vibes as that episode of Spongebob when Patrick lost the top of his head and plugged in the wrong brain coral
Covering his face and touching his glasses are signs of lying/ untruth.
If your current girlfriend is asked by your ex, “So are you dating?” And she replies, “We’re working on it.” Then you’re in trouble.
And Vanessa worried about him cheating. Like yeah that’s how you got em so
dr phil is lowkey sketchy lmao, but as he said- if they’ll do it with you, they’ll do it to you.
Who will make it 69 I wonder
once a cheater always a cheater
And also the fact she felt bad about it. Like if you were women enough, you would've stopped it.
Colt's expression gets me... always looks like he's trying to do a Jon Snow impression while simultaneously constipated and holding back violent diarrhea.
This is so specific yet so accurate
Omg, my mom used to ask us "why are you looking like your butt burns?" Thats the face.
EXACTLY!!!
I deadass would be scared to be alone with him in the same room - he is so awkward and uncomfortably unpredictable
Lmaoooo💀💀💀
Don't trust any man that wears a bandana around his neck. Unless he's a cowboy/rancher/farmer. They have it there for when it gets dusty
Unpredictable? Bro he's so weird and obvious there's nothing unpredictable abt this guy 😂😂
Anyone else see that Jess is now married to a younger version of Hopper from stranger things? What a lucky gal lol
With multiple orgasms too
Colt always look like he's trying to give us "smoulder" face, but he's really trying to hold in a fart.
Literally most awkward dinner EVER. Who would think of that?? “Oh let me go tell my ex I REALLY did cheat on her, I need to rub it in her face real quick. She deserves to know.” Like what????
the 8 dislikes are colt, debby and his 6 cats
I know for a fact those cats had seen some shit and fantasize about his death.
Nah even cookie dough is like dude...
Lol
It’s not the actual cats, it’s the fake accounts he has for each of them, we all know those cats can’t stand this frumpy manchild either 🤣
Apparently those cats multiplied lmao, 104 likes as of May 7th, 2:45 AM
It's like Colt tries to do the "cold smolder" look but he just looks like he sharted himself
Omfg yes
Lmfao
Wow Colt and Vanessa deserve each other 100% The only reason they went to dinner was to rid themselves of the mutual guilt they had. At least Jess knows how to throw it back in their faces.
Ken’s shirt print is so chaotic it took my brain a minute to process where his shirt ended and his tattoos began on his arm 😂
He's changed from a lying, deceitful trashman, to a purposefully hurtful and sadistic trashman. Way to upgrade Colt!!!
90 day fiance ? more like 101 things not to do while dating 💀
Colts mom relationship is going to outlive this show
90 days of red flags.
*Seriously*!! If I have sons I want them to watch this shit, learn what *NAWT* to do.
When she asks Colt if he can quit with all the other ladies, and he responds with Yeah, while grabbing his glasses.
When someone responds to you while touching their face, they are lying to you, and the higher up on the face, the bigger the lie. It’s a common thing learned in psychology.
I love how Colt tells Venessa to bring two outfits for their date but he’s just dressed like he’s going to Walmart 😂
You just gotta enjoy someone that makes all the wrong choices. Thank you
Makes your own self esteem happy
It would have been a travesty if there wasn't a film crew there to capture the moment and share it with the world for giggles
caiden my friend, you are gorgeous
Colt is always surprised when a woman has independent interests, feelings, or personality.
His mother/girlfriend likely encouraged him to think like that; her precious Coltie couldn't possibly have anything wrong with him, he's the perfect man!
Makes me wonder why his mother doesn't just hook him up with one of her friends.
U are stunning!!
@@oren1305 I have to agree. Mindsets like this don't just naturally /happen/. What is also gross is that his "girlfriend" is fully aware and seems to act the same way. She's already double checking and speculating that he's going to show the same behavior to her. She's okay with hurting a faceless woman, and doesn't show much remorse even when they meet.
Don't even get me started on Mommy Dearest....
@@Nitebreed thank you; nice pic
C’mon Ken! Don’t make fun of the hubby... Being stoned out of his mind was a necessity when it comes to meeting Colt 🤣
Damn right itd be a necessity after dealing with Colt...gotta wipe the memory clean sumhow🤣
Right?! If I had to meet my partners ex I'd want to be stoned enough to not whoop their ass
I think she mentioned somewhere or he mentioned that he is deaf thats why he talks like that. Not very sure but i remember it
Has someone made a drinking game of how many times Colt nervously touches his glasses? 5 minutes in, someone would be plastered
Can confirm. Liver transplant inbound
As someone who wears glasses, the amount of time colt adjusts his glasses infuriates me.
The weirdest thing to me is how in the heck did Colty get not just one but multiple women to sleep with him
Woman get desperate and thirsty too apparently
Money
@LiLi LiTHiUMM its gotta be from the show cause colt doesn't even have a job so we KNOW they are not getting any from him haha
Short answer is obviously the money and being on the show. But if you've seen the show you'd know that Jess was actually into him. Crazy.
Neck bandannas make all the girls wet.
"Colt" starts with a C but so does "Consider therapy for your intense Oedipus complex my dude, I'm begging you."
Coincidence ? I think not.🧐
I didn't even know that was a thing. Thanks
@@brosephbroman7564 hahahaha I'm sorry it had to be this way bud
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“They open at 10, they may or may not open...they didn’t serve anybody there as just like five people chillin inside” the true Popeyes experience.
As a former employee of Chick-fil-A, I will say, YES they WILL threaten your job if you don't say My Pleasure. When I was still being trained, anytime I didn't say it either the other employees or the customers would snitch and tell the manager I didn't say it and they would SCREAM at me over the headset every time.
My ex calling me to apologize to me after I’ve already married someone else: ...
Me: *click*
I love Jess! She's direct and always speaks her mind. Imagine if she was fluent in English!
I wish we could have seen her dating her husband instead of "trash man"! All the best to her*
I'm not sure if Colt even knows what he was supposed to change...
Just his shirt, I think
Right???????? Like why would you come to apologized to like the girl yo cheated on and act all defensive??????? Makes no sense
Love how Colt made it a big thing that he and Vanessa are strictly friends and Jess was being dramatic but now he’s dating Vanessa 🙄 okay, so he proved Jess right lol
right!! he's such a gaslighter
100%
Jess literally has no filter and I love it.
I don't understand how Colt doesn't have constant headaches with how often he folds his eyebrows like that! Makes me so upset ugh
Colt is the kinda man who has consistency.
The consistency of wet white bread.
LMAO 🤣
I love you for that one V 😂😂😂
Colt is the definition of what NOT TO DO when ur in a relationship
Acrute
Colt is the definition of what not to do.
Or within a radius of any female 🤷
True trashman behaviour
''Colt is trash man.'' truest line ever.
Colty is trashman is a universal truth.
"I've changed... from Brazilian women to American women!"- Colty probably
I miss seeing Dr. Phil in the background acting like he’s supervising
To think that Pewdiepie would bring me to this point... Watching his friend react to TLC shows. What a world.
Samee
Same
Same
Who do you think got PewDiePie to watch TLC in the first place?
I wouldn’t know who he was if it wasn’t for these two.
Colt just wants to get his noodle wet 😭😭😂
*It's **_NO_** noodle, just a baby carreot.* 🤣😂
Elbow macaroni noodle
🤣🤣
@@Griselda_Puppy quarks
Colts vertical eyebrows constantly look like he’s confused by the words coming out of his own mouth.
"He always looks confused or miserable" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 im crying over here!! 🤣🤣🤣
Calling him a trashman is an insult to professional garbagemen everywhere.
Colt upgraded his wardrobe but still hasn't upgraded his personality
He can’t upgrade something he doesn’t have 😂
Wait.... That was an upgrade!? 😬
@@vexu7366 I don't even want to know what he looked like before. Colte gimme a few grands to hook you up with some real outfits
He looks like a hipster.
Next episode I wanna see Colt hiring a stylist 🤣
Jess was always my favorite character in this series, her whole persona is hilarious and she’s the one view of clarity in this whole mini series of colt tryna find a boo thang
Colt is like that one guy who got beaten up by girls in middle school and his personality got so plain, his biography doubled after the first episode aired
"This is my new husband"
Me: He's bigger, faster, and stronger too. He's the first member of the big D crew! HEY!
He constantly looks confused and in severe pain.
When the girl you ask out to be your gf replies with a simple "hmm" you know she ain't interested. I'm surprised she even wants to go on a date with Colt Tee
Putting your hands near your mouth while speaking is often a sign of either lying or anxiety
I just do it to hide half my face due to insecurity
@@rogueeskimo8253 yup
I do it when im talking while eating so people dont see me chewing
Man I couldn't even count how many times colt lifted his glasses up
@Peasant yeah trying to catch a reflection on there
It makes me think of those people who wear them for looks but not functionally. Like they were fake or something. If i touched my glasses that much they would be so darn worn.
"You know, I don't think the human race can get any wor-"
Colt and Big Ed: "I'm sorry?"
" But you kept doing it " idk why but her saying that and the timing of it was perfect and hilarious
See, here’s the thing: when Colt was first introduced, I thought he was kinda adorable and nice and all.
Now: Coltee needs to get his knees flexin’ and arms T-Rexin’ , cuz he’s a CREEP
Nice lonely island reference
Hey, I was rewatching lonely Island shorts the other day, including Creep... nice!
I also felt the same way about ED. But now I want to punch ED in the face!
Colt is the literal embodiment of the “I can’t change I only have one outfit” meme
the new husband was about to smash Colt's face on the table, I swear
“ representing 3 gangs at one time”
Omg I peed myself! 😂🤣
Colt is weird in a really scary way. The episode where he takes his new girlfriend to a castle with his new underwear burned my eyes
I wish it was blurred out on that scene
Everytime Colt wants to drink and doesn't, I drink for him. And you guys I feel so hydrated
If Colt & Big Ed teamed up they’d be like a really awkward and gross shaggy & scoob. “Would you do it for a Thai girl Ed?” “Ruh Roh! Mrarry mre!” “Zoinks!” *sniffs drink*
LOL
Perfect
Colt reminds me of the episode of Friends when Ross whitens his teeth so bright that he has to shield his mouth so his date doesnt notice. Using glass of wine, bread etc. Colt is Ross in that episode hiding behind a glass.
"I'd like to make you my girlfriend"
Not ask her to be?? Huh. Sounds neckbeardey to me.
2:44 hearing them talk about places may or may not be open because it’s a small town so relatable. My town is the same!
Colt always looks like he's trying really hard to look earnest: "I AM a nice guy!"
"Colt is trash man.. Of course!" I love Jess so damn much 😂😂❣️❣️
Colt seems like the guys that would make his date pay for the entire bill-
there’s a saying i’ve heard said many times before,
“the way you got them, is the way you’ll lose them.”
vanessa should be worried, because their both cheaters, either way both will cheat on each other eventually regardless of what they might say to each other.
(colt and vanessa i mean.)
as for jess and her new husband i hope they’ll continue to be happy in life.
"Two pump chump!" LMFO lolz
I mean, we all know, the "I'M A CHANGED MAN" is the first sign of a truly changed man, lol
Colt is the type of guy to sleep with a tape measure to measure how long he slept
I love Jess, she just feels like an honest person
I saw someone in the comments section say Colt's facial expression looks like he sharted himself and now I can't unsee it 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
According to an episode of Seinfeld, the higher you touch your face when asked a question the bigger the lie. Colt adjusting his glasses says it all!