@Gary York yes, people will. Cause she's a Harvard Law graduate. She is extremely intelligent, and people want to know what is on her mind. As a matter of fact, she sold over 10 million copies of one book, genius. And 9 dipshits liked your comment. That makes 10 dipshits.
1:12 aluminate lotion - secrets, hanging with the big players, clubs, behind closed doors 1:18 a shape shifter - i think he's leading to the idea that there might be some crazy shiz happening 1:27 tell Stevie Wonder to come [DOWN] - from where? and where might Bill here be saying this is taking place? [DOWN] - to where? - where ever they may be in this "fictious" example it's where it gets the "lotion" :)
@@gustavoalverez6934 Some women do enjoy sexism. (More than you could imagine, actually.) And some women have a sense of humour. (I know a few of them. If you will be a good kid, you can meet with one, too.)
Bill Clinton was on Netflix as a guest of David Foster. He wasnt in the music business so I dont know what he was doing in the special until I saw Fosters daughters. They are gorgeous.
Soooo true, this guy is the White DC. It’s all about the money and power so spare us your books and posturing on humanity, it’s dull and totally transparent.
My wife just came down the stairs this Sunday morning while I was playing this on my phone laphing and smiling. I tell ya, there was some more comedy material to draw from. !!! She took 3 different sessions of 2 and a half minutes to explain to me how this makes her mind and even body feel ..... that took 15 minutes out of my life actually.... then she gets my some over the ear headphones, which I use, and then she comes back AGAIN..... even though I slowly put the phone in between my eyes and her head she was still.trying to convey her thoughts on the subject.
*Game of Thrones spoiler* So the Children will create the white walkers to destroy the First Men ,which will be botched as the white walkers turn on everyone but are stopped by a coalition by the other two forces .The two forces have peace but the peace of one is broken by the Andals who are involved with white walkers and the children a 1000 years later
1:12 aluminate lotion - secrets, hanging with the big players, clubs, behind closed doors 1:18 a shape shifter - i think he's leading to the idea that there might be some crazy shiz happening 1:27 tell Stevie Wonder to come [DOWN] - from where? and where might Bill here be saying this is taking place? [DOWN] - to where? - where ever they may be in this "fictious" example it's where it gets the "lotion" :)
everytime a first lady tried to do sumn, starts off great n ends flat on it’s face. raegan for example “just say no” n then everyone was on crack by the end LOL n now the me too movement
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Barack Obama is probably Laughing at This backstage on Michelle's book tour
Your mother bought it.
Hey Michelle have you seen this Burr guy? It’s uhhhhhh that’s uhhh funny stuff, I like this guy.
@Gary York yes, people will. Cause she's a Harvard Law graduate. She is extremely intelligent, and people want to know what is on her mind.
As a matter of fact, she sold over 10 million copies of one book, genius.
And 9 dipshits liked your comment. That makes 10 dipshits.
Michael*
@Gary York woah. Calm down incel. The jealousy is revealing on your comment.
No matter where you lean politically, everything he said is true.
Underrated comment
A universal fact
Humor is great like that.
I love this other quote of his "I gotta give it to the Bushes. They kept their women in line."
Not true necessarily, but hilariously expressed.
The best type of comedy is when it is true.
Homer Simpson said that once
🤣🤣🤣
In what world do we live in where the simple truth is funnier than water is happening outside.
Yes
00⁰0 ex,,,
Bill Burr is a satirist. True comedy is satire
I seriously doubt hardcore feminists are showing up to bill burr shows.
Just one needs to see it on youtube to spread it all across the feminists
My sister's one.
She just storms out of the room or puts on something else on her smartphone to avoid listening 😂😂😂😂
@@jyoti61948net 😂😂
@@jyoti61948net 😂😂😂😂
#bebrave #speakout
“Chapter 1, How to Know if a Dick Tastes Presidential” is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard😂😂😂
This guy is brilliant, he speaks 100% truth and I wish more people were awake like him.
how do we not know we are asleep?
@@pavlova7408 people are awake when they understand how the world really works. The elite run the show. Look up David Icke.
No one speaks 100% TRUTH...Case Closed
@@mikewhite4560 it’s a common trait of autistic people
i feel like you miss what comedy is....
He's right lol i mean who goes on tour about not having job
Motivational speakers. lol
@@learntechnologyandenglish101 You're right 😂
@@learntechnologyandenglish101 and gurus😂😂
Mandy's TOP 10 There’s plenty of Mike Myers inspired Love Gurus out there.
@@learntechnologyandenglish101 yep😊
Singapore has a woman president and damn this guy is right. 🤣
So does Burma and she’s majorly responsible for a systematic genocide.
belgium
@@gregjennings765 and have a Nobel Peace prize somehow
Chetan Verma The Nobel Committee is a joke.
@@gregjennings765 She is not the president of Myanmar...
I can’t stop laughing when he does the shapeshifter lotion thing I literally piss myself
That's pretty fuckin' gross.
Bam Bam 😆
You literally urinate in your pants?
Literally?
lmao me too
Bill Burr is that jerk who doesnt care what people think of him but always tells the truth even when nobody wants to hear it😂😂
Yeah like his episode about Steve Jobs that was hilarious
1:12 aluminate lotion - secrets, hanging with the big players, clubs, behind closed doors
1:18 a shape shifter - i think he's leading to the idea that there might be some crazy shiz happening
1:27 tell Stevie Wonder to come [DOWN] - from where? and where might Bill here be saying this is taking place? [DOWN] - to where? - where ever they may be in this "fictious" example it's where it gets the "lotion" :)
Except everyone wants to hear it
It's called cynicism.
He only speaks the truth
Yup! That’s why it’s funny asf 😂
I just wanna say I like ur comment but I cant physically like it because you have 69 likes.
I am truly sorry but I must ruin your 69 likes, forgive me
damn! im 100th like 😂 what are the odds
I agree...Melania does look and act exactly like a meerkat. He’s on point!
3:34 - That's clearly a woman that's laughing at those jokes.
That's wife material right there
Those are the women I like
O ooga booga, women like sexism? Some women must be good then?
An intelligent woman.
@@gustavoalverez6934 Some women do enjoy sexism. (More than you could imagine, actually.) And some women have a sense of humour. (I know a few of them. If you will be a good kid, you can meet with one, too.)
"You know what? You're full of...".
This man's tongue is more dangerous than a nuclear warhead lol!
His tongue is like a double edge sword. It does tremendous damage going in and coming out.
"Feminist are full of shit."
Bill Burr is a national treasure.
I can't stop laughing at that meerkat impression at 2:38.
The bill clinton bit had me rolling! XD
Oprah's Husband, had me dead Laughing😂😂
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This guy speaks so much truth he needs to be the president!
Bill is devastatingly accurate : " You bitches are clapping for the first Woman President and you don't have any idea what her Platform is !!! "
let's start with the press secretary XD idk if i want bill to have his hands on the "football" just yet.
No wonder it was so easy for retards to vote for trump
I thought being a politician was about lying.
@@gustavoalverez6934 voting is not a difficult task, regardless of were you place your vote. How are you still crying over a lost election.
She wrote a book about not having a job 😂😂
She’s just the former president’s wife.
Uhhhh yeah, I also gathered that information
Thats a respectable way to say shes the presidents bang slab he uses when he cant find a hooker
Particularly true for hilary clinton.
@@alexmackay7454 particularly true? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's the same level of true as Michelle Obama.
@@alanbrad4564 it was meant to be a reply ti the comment above (Dak Smos)
I'm here because of Felix Lobrecht
I'm here because of Bill Burr.
What did Felix Lobercht say that made people come here ? I'm asking cuz I don't know him
@@ark4710 he is a german comedian, he said in a podcast, that bill burr had a very funny scene where he spoke about „the first lady“.
One of the best stand-up comedian!
S...
I’m here for the “Illuminati-level lotion.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
HAHAHAHHAHHA
The bill Clinton joke is golden 😂😂😂😂
Wer ist hier wegen Gemischtes Hack?
*hand heb* und witzige sache, ich hab nichtmal nach gesucht, youtube hat es mir vorgeschlagen, völlig verkopft.
Das ganze Programm hier gibt es bei Netflix, kann’s nur empfehlen
Check ich ned
Ich bin wegen Bill Burr hier, absolut Weltklasse dieser Typ😂
Was haben die von gemischtes Hack denn über ihn gesagt?
bestes Hack 🤷🏽♀️
Gemischtes Hack bestes Hack
hab ich auch gerade gekauft *schnipsfinger*
@@lenaj9461 😃
Shoutout Berliner Muskelmaus
Jo, wer kommt denn hier vom´ Felix Lobrecht?
Gemischtes Hack bestes Hack
@@schokoladendonut hab ich auch gerade gekauft
@@dovahkiim93 * schnippsfingert ihn *
Saving this for when a female is actually elected.
Lol .this will be in your saved folder for a very very long time😆😆
And the 1st female POTUS can watch this clip in the oval kitchen.
@@samir6047 +1
@@directpressure3026 nah 🤣👍
and first male first lady 😂
That Tom Arnold joke was savage AF. 🤣
Bill Burr specializes in comedy that is true but people are afraid to say it publicly
That's comedy actually. Saying inappropriate things people are afraid to say.
He is actually angry 😂😂😂 metoo!
Brutally Honest - we should start a movement: Me Too Too
“ Michelle ( big mike ) Obama doing stadium tour about not having a job “lol 😂 kills me everytime bill burrs a genius.
Naa ihr Hackis ☝🏽
I love the woman laughing in the background
We MUST protect Bill Burr at all cost!!!
Man he went full nuclear winter on these people.
Bill is our mind when it’s had enough of the BS.
Und des nachdem Felix es bei 1Live erwähnt hat....verkopfte sache
Bill burrs impression of Bill Clinton is hilarious
Absolutely true, look what happened with Margret Thatcher and her Whimpy husband
She was a man in a women's body
@@Nangoncrazy no she was a woman, stop being a special kind of idiotic feminist
The amount of facts in this is just *staggering*
Guy's the man. Takes balls to say the shit he says. Good for you Bill 👌
I love this guy!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Wo sind die Hackis ?👋🏼
That last bit is so true..n it will happen.
Burr is a legend!
“Hey Bam Bam!”
😂
Felix Praiseright brought me here
Bill Clinton was on Netflix as a guest of David Foster. He wasnt in the music business so I dont know what he was doing in the special until I saw Fosters daughters. They are gorgeous.
Thanks for this Clip Master Great job
It's funny because it's TRUE. His Bill Clinton impersonation was spot on !
I love Bill burr, one of the greats ❤️
@4:30 He is damn right.
She actually does have a job "race baiting" throughout the world.
Yup
Preach
She's not a nice person. Oprah 2.0. Fuck her.
The moment he start talking about feminists. Some random woman laughs. 😂😂 Feminist burn.
alle wegen gemischtes hack hier :D
Grüße alle Hackis
Good to hear that from a person who knows what he´s talking about....what you call work do I call vacation...
That appendix joke didn't get the laugh it deserved.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wow this is classic🤣
OMG Im dynin' 🤣😂🤣😆🤣
Soooo true, this guy is the White DC. It’s all about the money and power so spare us your books and posturing on humanity, it’s dull and totally transparent.
Great stuff!! Hilarious!
I thought that was the lovely NIIAAAAAAAA in the thumbnail.
Bill burr our generations greatest comedian
I pressed like before I even started listening, such is how much I love this bloke.
My wife just came down the stairs this Sunday morning while I was playing this on my phone laphing and smiling. I tell ya, there was some more comedy material to draw from. !!! She took 3 different sessions of 2 and a half minutes to explain to me how this makes her mind and even body feel ..... that took 15 minutes out of my life actually.... then she gets my some over the ear headphones, which I use, and then she comes back AGAIN..... even though I slowly put the phone in between my eyes and her head she was still.trying to convey her thoughts on the subject.
Stay strong in there, you are the champ
Wow sounds like a happy marriage
Taking one for the team, good job my man. Stay the course 👊
Funny as hell😂😂
My favorite part about this entire bit is the Hilary Clinton impression 😂😂😂😂😂
Vielen Dank Felix! #gemischteshackbesteshack
Gaaand faad!
Gaaand faaad
Hard hard bahut hard.
Tapa tap maari
It will be known as First Men.
When the post of first lady is filled by men.
*Game of Thrones spoiler*
So the Children will create the white walkers to destroy the First Men ,which will be botched as the white walkers turn on everyone but are stopped by a coalition by the other two forces .The two forces have peace but the peace of one is broken by the Andals who are involved with white walkers and the children a 1000 years later
First Gentleman
This is what comedy is. 😆😆
absolute king
Bill Burr is one of the greatest!
Mixed minced meat is best minced Meat!
"Not Worthy of Protecting" 🤣🤣🤣
This was Bill's BEST. It should be an Emmy or Oscar award. All Truth 100%.
Gemischtes Hack, bestes Hack!
good on you bill burr.
the last two minutes is the best
He is the best!!
1:12 aluminate lotion - secrets, hanging with the big players, clubs, behind closed doors
1:18 a shape shifter - i think he's leading to the idea that there might be some crazy shiz happening
1:27 tell Stevie Wonder to come [DOWN] - from where? and where might Bill here be saying this is taking place? [DOWN] - to where? - where ever they may be in this "fictious" example it's where it gets the "lotion" :)
haha😂
Brilliant...why have I never checked his stuff out.
Love this!! 🙋🏽♀️👏🏽
So funny 😂
That shit was hilarious.
I mean he's not even telling jokes. Man is speaking straight facts.
facts. We all know its the truth
He’s awesome just by speaking the truth.
everytime a first lady tried to do sumn, starts off great n ends flat on it’s face. raegan for example “just say no” n then everyone was on crack by the end LOL n now the me too movement
gemischtes hack bestes hack
Hell with both of em. Bill Burr 2020
Michael Obama has a book?
He Does.
Yes lol sadly
@Amaru The Great Or *TRANSFORMERS* 😁
@Amaru The Great Hahaa IKR 😂
Laugh it up while we still can. Comedy like this will soon be dead.
This bit is lethal
The secret service does have a sense of humor when Hillary was on board Air Force one the code name was broomstick one😂
Shape shifter got me in tears
The first man. Gotta be honest. It will be funny. I kinda pity the guy.
Shiiiiiiit, the first man is gonna have it easier than fuck.
🤣🤣 the shape shifter