I decided to speedrun Raft Wars 2 and experienced severe physiological pain

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024
  • Speedrunning Raft Wars 2 means that we get to experience even more RNG, and sometimes it can cause some trauma. Luckily, this was another flash game speedrun that we could complete, and even get a pretty good time for.
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    Edited by: ‪@TheSuitedBird‬
    Watch the any% world record speedrun here: • Raft Wars 2 - Speedrun...
    My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
    #EazySpeezy #RaftWars #Speedrun

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  • @ShadowKnight5204
    @ShadowKnight5204 3 года назад +6599

    The plot of Raft Wars 1 was to protect your money from being stolen. The plot of Raft Wars 2 is to destroy the Waterpark that was built on top of where you and your brother buried the money.

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 3 года назад +315

      How does the dead whale factor into that pls

    • @ShadowKnight5204
      @ShadowKnight5204 3 года назад +393

      @@ZeroOhClock promotion of the waterpark, I guess.

    • @LakortaOfCookies
      @LakortaOfCookies 3 года назад +317

      @@ZeroOhClock The treasure was below the hamburger restaurant so they had to blow up the whale so that it blows up the restaurant

    • @TheNuclearDragon
      @TheNuclearDragon 3 года назад +77

      @@LakortaOfCookies oh no! The whale’s ketchup packets exploded!
      *offscreen guy:* hey Steven what are these large whale-organ like things that are totally not whale organs?

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 3 года назад +54

      @@ZeroOhClock they use the bloated whale as a giant bomb to blow up the restaurant built on top of the buried treasure stash.

  • @RyusakiDub
    @RyusakiDub 3 года назад +4123

    You should speedrun one of the worms games, that would be amazing

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy 3 года назад +2824

    My favorite game to play in 10th grade in computer class!

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +3246

    “I’m okay with my brother getting hurt”
    - ez spe z

    • @epicgamervallon3457
      @epicgamervallon3457 3 года назад +15

      Damn it. You quoted him first.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear pix

    • @hawkbreaker7723
      @hawkbreaker7723 3 года назад +48

      @@AxxLAfriku cringe

    • @tammyoldman6083
      @tammyoldman6083 3 года назад +29

      @@AxxLAfriku shut

    • @kevinqiu8089
      @kevinqiu8089 3 года назад +30

      @@AxxLAfriku ew i agree with your classmates if you’re posting comments like this

  • @icantthinkofabetteraccount9031
    @icantthinkofabetteraccount9031 3 года назад +1356

    "I don't know why they decided to buy security drones to deal with 2 little children"
    "And I'm gonna take out another one of my rockets"

  • @commandergull8188
    @commandergull8188 3 года назад +471

    "I dont why they need drones for this two kids"
    except those kids have a armys supply of rocket propelled missiles

  • @justiceyi8954
    @justiceyi8954 3 года назад +819

    This game was my escape from school work.

  • @cheerfulmaster6224
    @cheerfulmaster6224 3 года назад +986

    The entire swat force arrives...
    The grandpa and both of his grand kids: this is fine.

    • @TheNuclearDragon
      @TheNuclearDragon 3 года назад +40

      Lmao the grandpa didn’t even know what was happening

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl Год назад +7

      ​@@TheNuclearDragonIt always annoyed me that he was always the first to fall off the raft.
      When you fully upgrade the raft Simon's grandfather goes home and his cousin takes his place

  • @TheO-x1l
    @TheO-x1l 3 года назад +1290

    Security after seeing two kids with tennis balls: why do I hear boss music?

  • @logansmith2703
    @logansmith2703 3 года назад +1251

    "We're gonna deal with the whalers"
    "Dunno why there's a dead whale in the middle of the map"
    Maybe it had to do with the whalers.

    • @applestrudel2491
      @applestrudel2491 3 года назад +49

      Seems unlikely

    • @luna-du9nq
      @luna-du9nq 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @shadowryft
      @shadowryft 3 года назад +3

      nah, it was the helicopter guard

    • @ItsWazzza
      @ItsWazzza 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, what a coincidence, uhuh, very suspicious. Anyways, I don't believe that's why

    • @leohe451
      @leohe451 2 года назад

      I mean...wasn;t it a water park?

  • @Me6722
    @Me6722 3 года назад +486

    Eazy, speedrun getting 8 hours of sleep and staying hydrated

    • @randomslomo1875
      @randomslomo1875 3 года назад +10

      Dude I finish that in like 0:00.001 seconds.

    • @knight764
      @knight764 3 года назад +19

      i belive in him, he can get a sub 8H 5 sec run

    • @Koisheep
      @Koisheep 3 года назад +23

      "We're going to usr a little pro strat in which we drink water while asleep. It's like sleepwalking but, you know, drinking instead of walking"

    • @randomslomo1875
      @randomslomo1875 3 года назад +13

      @@Koisheep dude, set up an IV with a 5 gallon jug of Aquafina and hit the snooze button!

    • @LuciferX_13
      @LuciferX_13 3 года назад +2

      I will never do this speedrun, i can either be hydrated or be asleep. Saying this while being hydrated at 3:47am

  • @djsquelch8125
    @djsquelch8125 3 года назад +213

    “Y’know, you probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” he says as he direct impacts some builders who were just trying to do their job

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 3 года назад +25

      honestly what they were doing wouldn't even kill them. those 5 year olds have a North Korea amount of missiles

  • @vegemitehotdog602
    @vegemitehotdog602 3 года назад +446

    The nostalgia is real with this game
    (sorry for the obligatory nostalgia comment)

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi 3 года назад

      True

    • @Muerganudo
      @Muerganudo 3 года назад +7

      Hi
      (Sorry for bad English!)

    • @thunderstorm8910
      @thunderstorm8910 3 года назад +7

      @@Muerganudo hello
      (sorry for bad english)

    • @notapjl
      @notapjl 3 года назад +2

      @@thunderstorm8910 hi there
      (sorry for bad english)

  • @slimshaggy6799
    @slimshaggy6799 3 года назад +133

    I love how we all coincidentally played these flash games at the same time as kids

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara 3 года назад +10

      Most of you guys did. I think I'm older than his target audience, so these are all new experiences for me.
      But hey, I like speedruns (even if I don't have the patience to do it myself), and I like how chill he is, so it's decently entertaining.

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 3 года назад +1

      @@KoyasuNoBara I mean I do speedruns aswell lol.Plenty of people do actually.Its just so fun and exhilarating to see just how much u can achieve in a game in the least amount of time possible,y'know?

  • @nible8055
    @nible8055 3 года назад +8

    Fun fact: beached whales sometimes indeed do explode

  • @vegemitehotdog602
    @vegemitehotdog602 3 года назад +88

    you have easy saying that he gets physiological pain from this but i'm here waiting for that geometry dash speedrun.

  • @Qwerasd
    @Qwerasd 3 года назад +17

    When I saw the thumbnail I got such intense nostalgia. I had completely forgotten about this game oh my god.

  • @backonpro5679
    @backonpro5679 3 года назад +15

    Speedrunning great speedruns! That’s eazyspeezy for you!

  • @wyattnelson1157
    @wyattnelson1157 3 года назад +38

    Eazy: *misses 3 shots in a row*
    Eazy: finally after all of this bad luck!

  • @aperson6081
    @aperson6081 3 года назад +149

    Ah yes, the naturally occurring beach diamonds.

  • @jaimer0514
    @jaimer0514 3 года назад +29

    Man, I remember playing this game when I was a kid, I didn't understand english at that time so I had no idea what was going on but I used to have lots of fun!

  • @spiggly_digg
    @spiggly_digg 3 года назад +24

    "I don't know how it came to this, but that's life sometimes"
    That's deep

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 3 года назад +1

      Pretty much sums up every year past 2016(because they've been getting shittier and shittier every year,and ESPECIALLY during/post 2020 lol)

  • @skullheadh0st173
    @skullheadh0st173 3 года назад +16

    “Oh! Didn’t even hit my grandfather!” -EazySpeezy, 2021

  • @charlieinthebushes6207
    @charlieinthebushes6207 3 года назад +20

    I decided to speed run watching easyspeasy videos using the sleaziest strats and endured intense psychological horrors

  • @pxqmartin6606
    @pxqmartin6606 3 года назад +130

    "We've actually been doing good so far" bro you gotta stop jinxing yourself 😭😭

  • @landosdead2665
    @landosdead2665 3 года назад +49

    little kid: finds gold and diamonds
    outcome: war.

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 3 года назад +1

      More like Outcome: *_BECOMES A FREAKING WARLORD/WARRIOR PILLAGER ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER AND 1 RANDOM GUY THEY PICKED UP ON THE WAY THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR A RIDE BUT INSTEAD WENT FULL MERCENARY MODE LOL_*

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 3 года назад +2

    2 months ago, let's watch finally

  • @Inkynator
    @Inkynator 3 года назад +16

    It seriously amazes me how every video you can come up with interesting commentary even if the games don't have much to comment on! Love watching your vids!

  • @uk6396
    @uk6396 Год назад +1

    I put so many hours in this game as a kid. It was cool how you could upgrade your raft and use the different ammo types.

  • @jacksonden13
    @jacksonden13 3 года назад +94

    Day one of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Terra Toilet% in Teraria

    • @ABC218_
      @ABC218_ 3 года назад +6

      Terra toilet is the most op item

    • @user-iv8fp7do2g
      @user-iv8fp7do2g 3 года назад +7

      @@ABC218_ *Terra sh*t dealt ∞ dmg*

    • @crinsim7536
      @crinsim7536 3 года назад +1

      yes

  • @hilaryginger8467
    @hilaryginger8467 7 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit I FORGOT about this game damn thank you for bringing this back

  • @cheerfulmaster6224
    @cheerfulmaster6224 3 года назад +17

    Oh no! The one year old has a grenade! And a makeshift RPG!

  • @ericyang1401
    @ericyang1401 3 года назад +33

    "and i don't care either way because i am good with going on murder rampages"
    -EazySpeezy 2021

  • @jakobstonefeld7285
    @jakobstonefeld7285 3 года назад +30

    This is the true gentleman's form of warfare.

  • @YaBoiMcLovin
    @YaBoiMcLovin 5 месяцев назад +1

    Core memory unlocked, holy shit

  • @kiwihost4936
    @kiwihost4936 3 года назад +10

    This game was lowkey so much fun

  • @bobfranklin2121
    @bobfranklin2121 6 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't thought about this game in 15 years!

  • @thekingofcucumbers4059
    @thekingofcucumbers4059 3 года назад +6

    This game was my childhood along with Raft wars 1!

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Год назад +6

    I would've reset after that drone level lmao

  • @AdminDestroyer1
    @AdminDestroyer1 3 года назад +160

    Day 8 of asking Eazyspeezy to speedrun killing everyone in Oregon trail.

    • @jackdague1792
      @jackdague1792 3 года назад +22

      You know what? Screw that, Day 1 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun a visual novel like an idiot.

    • @SouthernHavoc
      @SouthernHavoc 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @matthewcohen1973
      @matthewcohen1973 3 года назад

      He already has

    • @dogcesyng3210
      @dogcesyng3210 3 года назад

      @@matthewcohen1973 link?

    • @hat.2106
      @hat.2106 3 года назад

      @@jackdague1792 lol

  • @equus_ferus_caballus
    @equus_ferus_caballus 3 года назад +1

    this brought back memories I didn't know I had

  • @ericolson2344
    @ericolson2344 3 года назад +6

    I have a request. At the beginning at the video could u mention the WR so we have an idea how good you are doing through out the run?

  • @simondemoulin5815
    @simondemoulin5815 3 года назад +1

    For the exploding whale, it's an "easter egg" : Dead whale on the shore are know to create a LOT of gas inside his corpses. One little push is enough to blow everything.
    There was an accident somewhere in the US with a whale's body. For the city, the only answer to this fetid problem was to use dynamite to "scatter" the corpse and let seagulls and Cie finish the job. Oh boy, that was THE mistake. It didn't work, the corpse remain mainly intact and what was scatter were big enough to damage cars nearby.
    Here :
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale

  • @MisterCommentary1
    @MisterCommentary1 3 года назад +34

    The one game that makes you wish gravity wouldn’t exist.

  • @Aemond2024
    @Aemond2024 7 месяцев назад +1

    I Love this game. So freaking cozy. And Simon is mad funny

  • @Saturn_57
    @Saturn_57 3 года назад +3

    Omg i remember that channel with 300.000 subs man, you're almost in 1 million!!!

  • @danbermudez7563
    @danbermudez7563 Год назад +1

    This game is my childhood, miniclip days.

  • @watchtheisolation8514
    @watchtheisolation8514 3 года назад +4

    Pretty addicted watching him play.

  • @aziz99
    @aziz99 3 года назад +1

    I m absolutly hooked to these vids abt random games's speedruns anyone else ?

  • @DanDaSavage
    @DanDaSavage 3 года назад +8

    “You probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” -eazyspeezy 2021

  • @DerLibertin
    @DerLibertin 3 года назад +1

    About the ending, since it seems random and irritating:
    Stranded whale bodies can explode if opened.
    So propably the whale body literally blew up after the bird was picking on it.
    Eventhough hilarious in concept, it's extremely dangerous since there were WWII Bombs with less power

  • @thebigwylb
    @thebigwylb 3 года назад +13

    “And I’m like, hey, I’m trying to murder”
    -Easyspeezy 2020

  • @guilhermecozendey3718
    @guilhermecozendey3718 2 года назад +2

    THIS WAS SO NOSTALGIC, I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBERED THAT THIS GAME EXISTED

  • @monkeykingw
    @monkeykingw 3 года назад +5

    Alright, so I remember the original Raft Wars when I was in like, the 5th grade.
    But here we have references to "I'm on a boat" and Gangam style. How long did it take for this sequel to get made?

  • @styvensolano5414
    @styvensolano5414 3 года назад +2

    Omg i used to LOVE that game when i was little

  • @Y0urDepression
    @Y0urDepression 3 года назад +30

    “I’m fighting whalers, people who hunt whales” “ I don’t know why there is a dead whale in the middle”

  • @Liam-man-93
    @Liam-man-93 3 года назад +5

    Why is this guy so funny like how he do it

  • @lowkeymar
    @lowkeymar 3 года назад

    the titles are getting better and better by the second.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 3 года назад +4

    It’s been a while since I played the original, and never knew a sequel existed, so maybe I’m wrong, but I feel a direct rocket to the face should be a one-shot, regardless of level. You’re taking an explosive... To the face...

  • @KingDecay
    @KingDecay Год назад +1

    There was another turned based game like this, it was all stick figures on various platforms trying to kill each other. It was a flash game and I wish I remembered the name but it’s a core memory

  • @galgramax6713
    @galgramax6713 3 года назад +7

    This entire speedrun can just be summed up by saying "So anyway, I started blasting."

  • @4sythdude549
    @4sythdude549 3 года назад +1

    dude, Raft Wars is like a part of my childhood, and I NEVER LEARNED THAT THERE WAS A SECOND ONE! WHAT?

  • @iansmith5052
    @iansmith5052 3 года назад +3

    Speed run the flash game “flight” about a paper airplane flying around the world

  • @derpymule7977
    @derpymule7977 3 года назад +1

    I really want to see him speedrun Shift now, Shift 4 especially was the most amazing thing for kid me

  • @PeteR-bh5fm
    @PeteR-bh5fm 3 года назад +5

    The security drone was a super close call

  • @shanemcnamara244
    @shanemcnamara244 3 года назад

    Watching the evolution of your titles is a great way to see you grow and adapt as a content creator. Keep pandering to me, I appreciate it.

  • @technogamer1686
    @technogamer1686 3 года назад +4

    I like how he keeps calling the older brother “my friend guy”

  • @whatthehelldoiputhere
    @whatthehelldoiputhere Год назад +1

    MY GOD THIS IS THE GAME MY OLDER BROTHER USED TO PLAY GRANDMA'S COMPUTER

  • @robloxianidiot291
    @robloxianidiot291 3 года назад +3

    This guy managed to bring back my childhood game in 15 minutes, last time I played it was in 2015

  • @al-cb5ss
    @al-cb5ss 3 года назад +2

    "my goals are beyong ur understanding"

  • @SkeetyisWeety
    @SkeetyisWeety 3 года назад +47

    Alright let's all be real, Speezy is WAY too scared to speedrun the scary maze game

    • @Merluch
      @Merluch 3 года назад +2

      Dont give him ideas...

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 2 года назад +2

      There's a trick where you hold the left button on your mouse and that basically makes you invincible. The speedrun would only take like 2 seconds.

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 10 месяцев назад

      Why the fuck would he speedrun that

  • @Foxingg
    @Foxingg 3 года назад +1

    Since you're speedrunning old catapult flash games you should run the one that started this genre, Crush the Castle

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 3 года назад +4

    That security guard was the real final boss.

  • @shadowyt233
    @shadowyt233 3 года назад

    Bruh all this channel does is give me nostalgia. What a frikin legend

  • @floofzykitty5072
    @floofzykitty5072 3 года назад +5

    He really makes sure all his T's are capitals

  • @Stefan-xt5sk
    @Stefan-xt5sk 2 года назад

    RUclips keeps suggesting your videos and it's incredibly nostalgic, because I played many of these games as a young teen.

  • @samjohnson9545
    @samjohnson9545 3 года назад +7

    " Today were playing raft wars two were we going to murder a bunch of people " EazySpeezy - 2021

  • @Dr.DingDongg
    @Dr.DingDongg 3 года назад

    HOLY CRAP, I remember playing this in school when I was in like kindergarten. This just showed up in my recommendation and I’m getting flashbacks of how much I loved this game

  • @pebbleslikesthings
    @pebbleslikesthings 3 года назад +7

    the exploding whale is actually based on some truth. i don’t remember the exact details, but something about gas build up in dead whales causes them to explode. there are videos on youtube but don’t watch them if you’re squeamish

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 3 года назад

      That actually happens in all dead animals. Whales explode since they are so big and so there is a lot more gas buildup inside them. If I remember correctly the gas buildup is the reason dead bodies will float.

  • @pro-AMBUMAN
    @pro-AMBUMAN 3 года назад +2

    thank you so much i forgot the name of this game now i can finally play it again

  • @connoraidan2789
    @connoraidan2789 3 года назад +7

    You should speed run beating the first league in ‘King of Thieves’ if that’s a thing

  • @killergamer7222
    @killergamer7222 3 года назад +2

    “I’m ok with my little brother getting hurt”
    *Top 10 anime betrayals*

  • @tinfox2
    @tinfox2 3 года назад +10

    "I'm okay with my little brother getting hurt"
    Raft Wars, everyone

  • @ashleysabharwal6662
    @ashleysabharwal6662 3 года назад +1

    i just got back from school and was treated to this MASTERPIECE of a video

  • @shelby_5966
    @shelby_5966 3 года назад +4

    EazySpeezy speedrun Circloo please.

  • @samisdreaming7735
    @samisdreaming7735 2 года назад

    eazyspeezy's giving me nostalgia bruh

  • @pearlaid4889
    @pearlaid4889 3 года назад +8

    Anyone remember when this was a new game?

    • @TheNuclearDragon
      @TheNuclearDragon 3 года назад

      I remember when i used to play the when i had free time in computers class in elementary school

    • @anonymousplayer8174
      @anonymousplayer8174 2 года назад

      mmories

  • @MGEditor10
    @MGEditor10 3 года назад +2

    This guy is speedrunning my whole childhood

  • @xxderpyderpxx3956
    @xxderpyderpxx3956 3 года назад +4

    Can you please speed run stick war? I feel like that would be insane to watch

    • @end4567
      @end4567 3 года назад

      One of the best flash games. I only wish it was at least slighty harder because that game is easy even on hard.

  • @maddockjones9753
    @maddockjones9753 3 года назад +1

    Every time easy speazy makes a video I always say a little yes! And click on it with the reflexes of the flash

  • @oofman6744
    @oofman6744 3 года назад +8

    “I’m okay with my little brother getting hurt”
    same

  • @gustavochanel749
    @gustavochanel749 3 года назад +2

    Oh god memorys I loved this game thank you for memorys

  • @bluephoenix1279
    @bluephoenix1279 3 года назад +10

    Day 31 of asking eazyspeezy to speedrun 3D pinball Space Cadet.

  • @yesty3473
    @yesty3473 3 года назад

    i remember playing this in the computer lab with a old af computer when we were supposed to be doing a lesson bro so much nostalgia
    well I mean I didn’t play this game specifically but I did play non blocked games like this

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm 3 года назад +8

    I bet you can't speedrun Path of Exile

  • @GreparsYT
    @GreparsYT 3 года назад +1

    You should play 300 miles to pigsland (I forgot about this game until I saw it at 2:14). It was one of my favorite flash games, and it would be cool to see if you can speedrun it.

  • @enderman5423
    @enderman5423 3 года назад +4

    Day 7 of asking eazy to speedrun medal of honor: above and beyond

  • @jesusmendoza297
    @jesusmendoza297 3 года назад +1

    Next, you should speed run the impossible quiz

  • @loseser
    @loseser 3 года назад +4

    speedrun Dadish? (is you wanted to :p)

  • @Thecherrybro07
    @Thecherrybro07 5 месяцев назад

    I used to LOVE this game in Elementary school.