the plot of this game is literally "koopa goes to his best friend's birthday party, goes to the bathroom, and comes back to find that mario brutally murdered all his friends"
"Most stressful point in the entire game." The most stressful part in the entire game." "The most stressful level in the entire game." This man gonna have an anxiety attack with all of these stressful points
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This game brings so many good memories of my childhood. After coming back from school my mom said she found a really fun game and this was it. We spent hours finishing the game, she even let me sleep late because she wanted to see the end too.
>"Mario's a terrible person... Koopas and goombas especially, they're kind of just walking... but Mario's just gonna come through and kill them because of it. If they're in his way, you are going to die." >This monologue said as Speezy!Koopa proceeds to kill all the things that are kind of just walking because they're in his way
@@thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143 you talking to me right? want list of what proof i Found about Goombas and koopas and others why they are good? WANT? if not... don't make me do this and admit that i'am right... not only i think thay are good... also HA! "BLINDED" by my childhood? from mario it was mainly 63 and i was then just like "i play as a good guy and fight bad guys" but... MARIO THE PESKY PLUMER IS EVIL IN REALITY! AND HE HIDE THIS! EXAMPLE? POOR YOSHI FORCED BY PUNCHES TO EAT POOR GOOMBAS ETC!
@@JezElectro13 He Was Saying You Were Right And The Other Guy Was Blinded By His Childhood. He Didn't Say YOU. And Also This Thing Is More Like WW1 Where There Wasn't A Good Guy But Evryone Is Kinda Bad And Good At The Same Time. Your Response Wasn't Exactly Intelligent.
Bazookas are too fast and explosive! You could destroy my ship and kill us al! Koopa: How about real bullets? THOSE BULLETS ARE TOO FUCKING SMALL TO DAMAGE HIM! A revolver. NO! THAT IS WORSE THAN A GUN! GO WITH BULLET BILLS!
Thwomps are just lifeless stone guardians that work for whoever owns them. They don't specifically work for Bowser. But also Mario has killed them with things like the Hammer Suit and the Super Star.
Thanks for making a video about one of my games. I know this wasn't a world record competitive type of speedrun, but you can make the Peach fight faster by hitting her with fire breath twice on each cycle.
“They just wander back and forth it’s not their fault they damage Mario” -“why are they still trying to attack me!?” -“why don’t they run there is a murdering koopa on the loose” Me- why don’t the koopas run there is a murdering Mario on the loose
4:09 “Goodbye Peach, the world is probably a better place without you in it... ok that was probably a terrible thing to say” Koopas: but i hear no lies
Mario: kills people that tries to kill him to save his wife Koopa: literally kills evey single soul that has anything to do with mario or peach just to revenge his dead family
The yoshi doesn't need to die though, they are thrown into pits by Mario, and they don't even eat enemies on purpose; if you zoom in you can see Mario punching them. *edited to say yoshi
Fun fact: koopas are called nokonokos in the Japanese version, nokonoko describes a nonchalant movement. (very fitting) They are only called troops in localizations *they may not be soldiers, but civilians*
You know, the whole “Koopa Revenge” angle would make more sense of Koopas weren’t literally invading soldiers trying to destroy the mushroom kingdom for Bowser’s vain self glorification and obsession with Peach.
Well, if Toads act like their real life mushroom brethren in living habits, Peach and the toads are the invasive species. We just don't ever get Bowser's story in a Mario game because Nintendo doesn't like to point out that their mascot is literally a sociopath.
@@deadersurvival4716 Bah, just Koopa propaganda. You clearly see the Koopas and Bowser come in from an outside location. And in most games you see that the Koopas and Gumbas do actively attack Mario.
@@cringeycronk6710 I don't know what game you're playing, but Mario is the one doing the attacking, not the other way around. Also, you do realize that it's possible to try to take back land that's been invaded by someone else, right? That's literally how invasions work, and why you typically want to kill _everyone_ if you're invading them.
Man I remember the old days playing this for 3 hours and then discovering that this game has a sequel (yes it actually has and I think the creator wanted to make koopa revenge 3 but it didn’t happen )
Speezy: Mario is a monster since he kills those who don't immediately pose a threat for him Also Speezy: Koopa's killing is justified because they don't run away
A depressing story about a man so filled with grief, so emotionally wrecked, that he becomes a hateful monster. Corrupted with the promise of revenge, Koopa goes throughout the world, killing indiscriminately, becoming more of a monster Mario ever was. Filled with lust for violence, Koopa becomes the villain once again. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”.
The plot is kind of set in an AU where both Heroes and Villains change their roles. It starts of as a birthday party in Bowser's Castle with the guests being Galoombas and a single Koopa Troopa. When the Koopa Troopa goes to the bathroom, Mario and Co. break into the party and murder every Galoomba there, along with kidnapping the remaining survivors, so Koopa has to rescue them and kill Mario and Co. for revenge. The Sequel starts of as a direct continuation of the first game, with Koopa now bringing a Goomba and a Shy Guy with him to (Spoilers) Rescue a captive Bowser inside Mario's Doomship. During the chase, the Doomship brings out it's weapons and shoot down the three Heroes' ship to the land below.
fun fact: mario doesn't kill any gombas or koopas. according to the world explanation of the original game, koopas get inside their shells and gombas disappear for a few hours. the people mario really kills are the toads, that bowser turned into bricks.
I feel like you could very easily interpret "disappear for a few hours" as them trying to cover up the fact that he killed hundreds of Goombas and are just saying all Goombas look the same. I honestly wouldn't doubt if Mario was Goomba-racist.
I remember playing this game for hours all those years ago. Was probably my favorite flash game. The second game is also really good and also one of the best Mario flash games to exist. The second game is more for speed running and going fast, and it has better controls.
Since this game was released (Jan '06), those chestnut-style SMW goombas are now called galoombas (Nov '13, SM3DW) and Pluto is no longer considered a planet (Aug '06). Time marches on.
canon fact about the sequel to this game: luig, peach, wario and waluigi are all dead, BUT luigi and waluigi get it the WORST.(luigi is burned alive, and waluigi is seen crushed by his doom drill)
the plot of this game is literally "koopa goes to his best friend's birthday party, goes to the bathroom, and comes back to find that mario brutally murdered all his friends"
Yes
This needs to be the top comment
rip
Wow what a party
Mass murder as its finest
So he murdered all of his family and anybody he ever loved along with Mario himself
“Mario’s never tried to kill them.. because he can’t”
Hammer suit go brrr
super mario 64 go brrr
@@Buudjinn390 those are different, They are the cubes, not the rectangles.
star go brr
@@Buudjinn390 those were whomps the rectangle people with arms and legs compared to the thwomps which are the cubes that fall
"One of the most stressful..." is definitely the catchphrase of this video
In other words, the entire game is stressful to speedrun. Haha
@@TayoEXE And some sections are really annoying
I exactly heard him saying that when I was reading this comment xD
All of his videos are like that 😂
@@THWhite-ip3uq no
“EazySpeezy justifies murder for 14 minutes straight”
"EazySpeezy calls yoshis stupid when all his species does is run left to right killing people"
0:08
“and you can kinda see what this game is all about... violent murder”
that should be the official slogan of the game
And full of karmic deaths
I don't want to ruin the number of likes.
That's the slogan of any old flash game
Man thats also pico school description in my mind
"Most stressful point in the entire game." The most stressful part in the entire game." "The most stressful level in the entire game." This man gonna have an anxiety attack with all of these stressful points
“no more murder and bloodshed of my people, i shall avenge my brothers!!!”
-Koopa
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He should speedrun AKR2
And that's what bowser wants
He wants them to think
It's Mario's fault and not his for sending them to die
@@AxxLAfriku Stop taking steroids then B^)
@@AxxLAfriku ye
"And that is going to be a dead Wario"
EasySpeezy says as he kills Waluigi
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He didn’t say that
@@thearistokatz888 he actually said it.
@@pustota7254 when? Time stamp?
@@thearistokatz888 the first time fighting waluigi.
Eazy every 10 seconds: This is one of the most stressful parts of the run
This game brings so many good memories of my childhood. After coming back from school my mom said she found a really fun game and this was it. We spent hours finishing the game, she even let me sleep late because she wanted to see the end too.
>"Mario's a terrible person... Koopas and goombas especially, they're kind of just walking... but Mario's just gonna come through and kill them because of it. If they're in his way, you are going to die."
>This monologue said as Speezy!Koopa proceeds to kill all the things that are kind of just walking because they're in his way
Yeah yeah SO maybe you gonna explain why they dancing in new super mario series? And many more things about thier kindness?
@@JezElectro13, yeas. This guy is just an idiot. He is blinded by his childhood. He can't face the truth
@@thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143 you talking to me right? want list of what proof i Found about Goombas and koopas and others why they are good? WANT? if not... don't make me do this and admit that i'am right... not only i think thay are good... also HA! "BLINDED" by my childhood? from mario it was mainly 63 and i was then just like "i play as a good guy and fight bad guys" but... MARIO THE PESKY PLUMER IS EVIL IN REALITY! AND HE HIDE THIS! EXAMPLE? POOR YOSHI FORCED BY PUNCHES TO EAT POOR GOOMBAS ETC!
@@JezElectro13, yes. And he also uses yoshi as an extra jump to safe himself. And poor yoshi has to fall to his death
@@JezElectro13 He Was Saying You Were Right And The Other Guy Was Blinded By His Childhood.
He Didn't Say YOU.
And Also This Thing Is More Like WW1 Where There Wasn't A Good Guy But Evryone Is Kinda Bad And Good At The Same Time.
Your Response Wasn't Exactly Intelligent.
Wario's nose not being pink makes for an incredibly cursed image
koopa: hey bowser i got a bazooka to kill mario!
bowser: *cracks whip* no! more bullets with faces painted on them!
But what if you load the bazooka with Bullet Bills?
It'll be useless. That thing moves slower than a snail
Bazookas are too fast and explosive! You could destroy my ship and kill us al!
Koopa: How about real bullets?
THOSE BULLETS ARE TOO FUCKING SMALL TO DAMAGE HIM!
A revolver.
NO! THAT IS WORSE THAN A GUN! GO WITH BULLET BILLS!
It’s not about the MONEY, it’s about... sending a message.
Koopa:that's it *uses bazooka on bowser, becomes Koopa leader, adopts Koopa kids, and kills mario*
Thwomps are just lifeless stone guardians that work for whoever owns them. They don't specifically work for Bowser. But also Mario has killed them with things like the Hammer Suit and the Super Star.
“I remember being scared of playing this game”
*yes Mario is scary*
Say goodbye to ur 69 likes
Right
Xd
@@alperyilmaz2313 now 420 likes lol
@@MarioFantasy no
Thanks for making a video about one of my games. I know this wasn't a world record competitive type of speedrun, but you can make the Peach fight faster by hitting her with fire breath twice on each cycle.
It's amazing. Love it :)
I know all the songs in Koopa's are remixed versions of previous Mario songs, but the main theme really does slap. Oh the nostalgia.
Man, The final boss song totally isnt a remix of a Final Fantasy boss. Here is the OST ruclips.net/p/PLbCtdYgoXt8DqHDaE8rjFvbHUdlDPOuKS
“They just wander back and forth it’s not their fault they damage Mario” -“why are they still trying to attack me!?” -“why don’t they run there is a murdering koopa on the loose”
Me- why don’t the koopas run there is a murdering Mario on the loose
As a kid I remember being too stupid to figure out how to beat peach. I somehow didn't realize the flowers were platforms
Me too.
This bring me nostalgia back when I was a little kid. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS GAME WAS BLOODY I WAS TOO young :(
4:09
“Goodbye Peach, the world is probably a better place without you in it... ok that was probably a terrible thing to say”
Koopas: but i hear no lies
borsey and mario would probaly be depressed but then the mario series would end beacuse there no more princess to save our kidnapp
Nah, Bowser and Mario will be besties once Peach is gone, cause she's the root of their rivalry
@@a_random_lizard yeah the sports/car games and the end of odyssey show that when peach love isn't involved those two can actually get along
@@a_random_lizard Unless you count Yoshi’s Island
I was caught off-guard by that remix of JENOVA at the end, that was sick.
Eazy just reignites old memories of flash games we play on the school computer
Mario: kills people that tries to kill him to save his wife
Koopa: literally kills evey single soul that has anything to do with mario or peach just to revenge his dead family
The yoshi doesn't need to die though, they are thrown into pits by Mario, and they don't even eat enemies on purpose; if you zoom in you can see Mario punching them.
*edited to say yoshi
@SQuinGedSUB yeah you're right, thanks
I didn't know Mario was a "her..."
@@s-b9ifjry7732 not even according to GT, its in the original mario manual
@@s-b9ifjry7732 It is not a game theory, it was said outright in the SMB1 manual.
I thought my 9 year old brain made this up after watching evil Mario game theory videos
In every single 3d Mario game, most enemies run towards you the moment they see you
They just want to give you a hug
@@mattevans4377 no because they want revenge because Mario murdered all their family and friends.
Except koopas
@@sleepyg5691 No they do too
we don't talk about 3d
Fun fact: koopas are called nokonokos in the Japanese version, nokonoko describes a nonchalant movement. (very fitting)
They are only called troops in localizations
*they may not be soldiers, but civilians*
A Koopa's Revenge 2 has like a billion skips. I'd love to see you run through that.
"Marios never tried to kill them, because he can't"
*laughs in blueshell*
Or the stars and hammers
What a throwback! I used to watch flash game let’s plays all the time and this was one of them.
Damn didn't expect this game to have actual level design and difficulty curving
That’s 2007 flash games for ya
@@JerseyJacob Ohhhh not all of them, not all of them by a long shot
@@Nat_the_Chicken the ones worth playing lol age of war , hands of war , luigis revenge ,
Take a shot whenever eazy said. "Stressful"
Goomba: I’m walking here!
Mario: it’s-a time to die!
[crushes the goomba to death]
Woo hoo! Let’s-a go!
Gta mario edition
Yeah, what is Mario Party DS?
basically the original mario game...
basically the original mario game...
in marios defense, in 3d games goombas will speed up and approach mario trying to hurt him
"Peach is probably just as evil as the rest of them"
Yeah she's a monarch what do you expect?
I can't believe it... You just remind me about a game I thought I would never find again... It's been so many years
Being scared of old flash game blood is a relatable thing that I didn't think I'd get to share with anybody but here we are
ALSO commenting that you should speedrun 2048, if he doesnt soon, we gotta go to his twitch and ask him to play it lol
I've never heard of this game until today and I was not disappointed
Makes you wonder why the game industry doesn't just come out with a game called violent murder
Or create a game simply titled "Tits and Violence", it'll make a fortune.
@@maltardraco9555 Duke Nukem Revengence: Tits and Violence
Yes, hatred
Postal 2 if you like fun
Fun little harmless drinking game: take a shot everytime he says "stressful"
Shirtless Koopa is not a sight I expected to see in my life.
So.... u haven’t seen super mario 3D world?
@@raysye4775 don’t they have shirts?
@@bensone1784 they do they have a white shirt
FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS GAME AGAIN TYSM EAZYSPEEZY
DUDE THE NOSTALGIA WITH THIS
i used to watch walkthroughs of this game in 2013 on my phone bro
I HAVEN'T BEEN HIT WITH SUCH A WAVE OF NOSTALGIA IN SUCH A LONG TIME
a memory has been unlocked that I didn't know i had
Eazy plays a level: "this is the most stressful level in the game"
This man has single-handedly played through nearly my entire childhood, and in style. You must have a lot of time on your hands to do 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
your pfp is very apropriate for this video
You know, the whole “Koopa Revenge” angle would make more sense of Koopas weren’t literally invading soldiers trying to destroy the mushroom kingdom for Bowser’s vain self glorification and obsession with Peach.
2:44 Replace Koopa with Mario and Yoshis with Koopa...hypocrisy.
@@icycrusader1947 damn these double standards
Well, if Toads act like their real life mushroom brethren in living habits, Peach and the toads are the invasive species. We just don't ever get Bowser's story in a Mario game because Nintendo doesn't like to point out that their mascot is literally a sociopath.
@@deadersurvival4716 Bah, just Koopa propaganda. You clearly see the Koopas and Bowser come in from an outside location. And in most games you see that the Koopas and Gumbas do actively attack Mario.
@@cringeycronk6710 I don't know what game you're playing, but Mario is the one doing the attacking, not the other way around.
Also, you do realize that it's possible to try to take back land that's been invaded by someone else, right? That's literally how invasions work, and why you typically want to kill _everyone_ if you're invading them.
Princess Peach is litterally the reason why mario kills enemies!Mario goes to save her and the ''enemies'' are in his way so he kills them.
3:39
New drinking game: take a shot every tine Speezy says "most stressful"
Bonus level: One more for every "annoying".
With each upload Easy drops, they unlock another nostalgic memory I thought I had already long forgotten.
“This level is probably one of the most stressful levels in the game” Counter:
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“Today we’re speedrunning through your childhood memories”
if you don't speedrun turnip boy commits tax evasion, i'll never forgive you.
The people need it
Only if he listens to the song at the end though
New theory- Mario’s stand is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, so when he stomps on them, he’s not killing them, just sending them to an alternate universe
We did it. We hit 20 days of asking Eazy to speedrun 2048. JUST DO IT ALREADY
He probally will never do it sadly
@@hornetisvoider nah
@@hornetisvoider he might if one of us asks in his twitch chat, ill ask him next time he streams
@@gliple trur
Hahahahahahahaha 69 likes
This is the nostalgia boost I never knew I needed.
F in chat for all the toads who lost their life in the making of this vid
F
Also...
"Do you like Jesus?"
Thank you so much for playing this game I’m not one of the creators but not many people play this game and record it so thanks for spreading this out.
Now we're talking. THIS game was my childhood.
I forgot how brutal this game could be.
You can literally murder the Mario Bro babies...lol.
Man I remember the old days playing this for 3 hours and then discovering that this game has a sequel (yes it actually has and I think the creator wanted to make koopa revenge 3 but it didn’t happen )
The sequel to this game is the one of my favorite flash games ever.
I don't think Mario deserved it
Nonsense
But didn't he like kill them in the game?
@@apairofglasses775 who is controlling him
Memories from an old era is flooding through me right now
I remember this game
So vividly
Why?
Because it's a nice twist on a Mario game?
Why is this guy bringing even the strange parts of my childhood back to life
Speezy: Mario is a monster since he kills those who don't immediately pose a threat for him
Also Speezy: Koopa's killing is justified because they don't run away
i remember loving this series in 2015-2018 and this popped up in my reccomended. thank you for reminding me of this game
"The most stressing boss fight: Waluigi"
Everyone: That's why he's not in smash
A depressing story about a man so filled with grief, so emotionally wrecked, that he becomes a hateful monster. Corrupted with the promise of revenge, Koopa goes throughout the world, killing indiscriminately, becoming more of a monster Mario ever was. Filled with lust for violence, Koopa becomes the villain once again. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”.
this whole channel is just the guy talking to us while speedrunning like its nothing, and I respect that
Imagine this game but the music goes BAH BAH and your koopa just stops to dance at the absolute worst times
I bet the guy who made this made some killer mario maker levels in his time
The British preparing to go to the New World: 2:29
I was wayyy to stupid as a kid to make it past level 1, but I’m here for the nostalgia this video is giving me 💛
“Try to step on these toads”-eazyspeezy 2021
The plot is kind of set in an AU where both Heroes and Villains change their roles.
It starts of as a birthday party in Bowser's Castle with the guests being Galoombas and a single Koopa Troopa. When the Koopa Troopa goes to the bathroom, Mario and Co. break into the party and murder every Galoomba there, along with kidnapping the remaining survivors, so Koopa has to rescue them and kill Mario and Co. for revenge.
The Sequel starts of as a direct continuation of the first game, with Koopa now bringing a Goomba and a Shy Guy with him to (Spoilers) Rescue a captive Bowser inside Mario's Doomship. During the chase, the Doomship brings out it's weapons and shoot down the three Heroes' ship to the land below.
fun fact: mario doesn't kill any gombas or koopas. according to the world explanation of the original game, koopas get inside their shells and gombas disappear for a few hours.
the people mario really kills are the toads, that bowser turned into bricks.
I feel like you could very easily interpret "disappear for a few hours" as them trying to cover up the fact that he killed hundreds of Goombas and are just saying all Goombas look the same. I honestly wouldn't doubt if Mario was Goomba-racist.
Dude you almost have 1M subs!! I can’t wait for the golden play button!!!!!!!
5:57 "clapforming" the most gen z description of mario
Nostalgia be hitting like an anvil in my head.
Wow, this game is very different from official Mario platformers... Not only does Waluigi appear, he also has an important role!
Who remembers the video series that was just like 100 ways mario tried to destroy the castle
I remember playing this game for hours all those years ago. Was probably my favorite flash game. The second game is also really good and also one of the best Mario flash games to exist. The second game is more for speed running and going fast, and it has better controls.
Mario doesn’t actually kill the enemies he “knocks them out” -Nintendo
Every level: this is one of the most stressful levels in the game
The JENOVA battle theme for the final boss gets me every time
3:38]
"But to be fair, she's probably just as evil as Mario."
Everyone who has played Mario Party with Peach as the CPU: Agreed
Id be so down to see more mario/sonic flash games on this channel 🙏🏿
I remembered why I loved this RUclipsr/SpeedRunner
You said the most stressful level and weirdest boss fight so many times
Since this game was released (Jan '06), those chestnut-style SMW goombas are now called galoombas (Nov '13, SM3DW) and Pluto is no longer considered a planet (Aug '06).
Time marches on.
canon fact about the sequel to this game:
luig, peach, wario and waluigi are all dead, BUT luigi and waluigi get it the WORST.(luigi is burned alive, and waluigi is seen crushed by his doom drill)
Good god, this one takes me back. I remember not being oddly fascinated with the game despite not knowing what was going on.
Never heard of the game but I have seen gameplay of the final mario boss fight before
I like how in this game you need to stop Mario, who will kill anything that gets in his way by killing anything that gets in your way
Eazy: “Koopas and goombas don’t deserve it”
Also him: “why are you hitting me were both on bowsers army”
I really, really like that we can group all of us here to remember this little Flash game. Makes me wonder if we all shared more of this stuff.
I like how you called everything the most stressful part of the game lol