I tried speedrunning Octodad and became an expert at living in a constant struggle
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
- It's time to speedrun through Octodad, the game where you trick your wife into marrying you by pretending be a real human when you're a literal octopus. Yeah, it's kinda messed up when you thinking of it that way... Whatever it was fun for speedrunning
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Octodad: Dadliest Catch explanation (from Steam):
Octodad: Dadliest Catch is a game about destruction, deception, and fatherhood. The player controls Octodad, a dapper octopus masquerading as a human, as he goes about his life. Octodad's existence is a constant struggle, as he must master mundane tasks with his unwieldy boneless tentacles while simultaneously keeping his cephalopodan nature a secret from his human family.
In this sequel to the splash hit Octodad, our cephaloprotagonist has gotten himself in a bind between his wife’s mounting mistrust, and a disastrous trip to the local aquarium! Are you dad enough to control the titular octopus father as he strives to hide his nautical nature from his family while keeping his tangled tentacles intact?
In Octo-ber 2010, a group of university students released the original Octodad into the world. Despite everyone being convinced that the game was about a normal human dad, the game was a cult hit, gained critical acclaim, and was an Independent Games Festival Student Finalist in 2011. Octodad received enough attention that the team decided to run a Kickstarter, form the game studio Young Horses, and create a bigger, better, more polished game about Octodad. Two and a half years after beginning production, Octodad: Dadliest Catch is ready to flop awkwardly into your arms.
Key Features
Octodad’s wacky physics create hilarious moments that are different every time. Be surprised by the randomness of Octodad’s flailing or express your own sense of humor by making Octodad do silly things.
An all-new adventure that explores Octodad’s world, relationships and backstory.
Complete Octodad’s sartorial style by collecting and wearing a variety of hidden neckties.
Gather family members and/or friends to control Octodad's limbs in co-op mode with 2 to 4 players. Up to 4 times the limbsanity!
Gain access to the (Windows Only) level editor that the Young Horses used to create Octodad: Dadliest Catch. Create your own ridiculous levels for Octodad to squish and flop through and submit them to Steam Workshop.
Play mod levels created by the Steam community and the creators of Octodad on Steam Workshop.
Experience Dadliest Catch’s unique control scheme with various control inputs, including X360, DualShock4, Mouse + Keyboard, Mac multitouch trackpad, Windows 8 touchscreens. For gamepads, XInput is best supported, as DirectInput requires manual remapping in most circumstances.
#EazySpeezy #Octodad #Speedrun 
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“I like to believe this octopus is now a dead beat dad”
How can he be dead beat if he’s to busy speed running life
Guh
Guuhehh
Actually he would be an extra beat dad since octopussys have 3 hearts
My brain read that as dad beat
@@bwisbo279 sounds groovy
Fun fact: the best man in the wedding is a fish. You get an achievement for bringing said fish to the altar with you, the achievement is called 'The Best Man'
Mmmm
Avocado Rantaro
D e l i c i o u s
Spoilers for the 1st trial:
Also R. I. P you and Kaede
@@awhitebackground9984 but like why?
@@cookk3321 Why *h w h a t*
Say it as what with an H-
@@awhitebackground9984 You talk about something unrelated to the comment or the video so I was just confused
@@cookk3321 :)
It's the pfp :D
Sorry you didn't get it but I don't think you watched Danganronpa
But ik it's unrelated
Considering how Octodad and his wife birthed two completely human children, he's doing an excellent job pretending to be a human
They could've always adopted.
probably adopted. if not, he probably would've had made the first inklings
Yeah they were adopted. At the end of the game, they reveal that because he was an octopus, he never really had a chance to meet with the Mom. They never really said it, but they do make a joke questioning where did the children come from? If he was able to mate that woman and give us some sort of human DNA to make them children, then the developers would really have to explain that.
@@just_so_meh_ Except that would literally create Splatoon, but years earlier.
@@kinishyoa My thoughts exactly
I love how this guy refuses to learn anything about the games he plays. He’s just quickly talking as he runs through a hellscape he doesn’t understand. I imagine this is what a horse’s inner monologue is like.
You can't speed run someone's life if you know them. Ruin someone unknown is easier. :)
It cracked me the hell up. Made it even funnier.
To be fair, this game isn't _supposed_ to make sense and feels like a funderful 50's sitcom lol
That sounds like me in school
It feels like he's speedrunning the videos as well.
As someone who knows one of the WR holders of this game in a few categories and have watched her runs for years, it's pretty entertaining.
Easy: and now we just rotate this cube... (he says while rotating a sphere)
Lol
He is an octopus who runs a RUclips channel who just played a game about being an octopus dad. Since he’s an octopus, he’s not the brightest.
@@dor748 Don't octopus got like 8 brains?
CUBE EARTH IS REAL DONT BELIEVE THE LIZARD MEN
he’s just rotating the cube so fast it looks like a sphere
There's something uncanny about listening to a man spend the entire run criticizing every character in the story he is actively not engaging with.
*There's something uncanny about the entire game.
Me irl
He only speedrun games he’s played before. So don’t worry he knows the story.
he does just be straight shitting on all of the characters in the games he speedruns. it's great.
He's having a hard time maintaining his suspension of disbelief
Imagine you wake up one morning and instead of your dad talking to you he starts speedrunning life
LMAOO
*oh no-*
Milk%
Lol
I really love this cute vid about this puppy ruclips.net/video/j5a0jTc9S10/видео.html
Could you imagine waking up to find your dad doing like 13 backflips and clip through the back door
Game: *shows what are very obviously beluga whales*
EasySpeezy: "Dolphins!"
Looks at what is obviously a globe
EasySpeezy: cube
@@F-14D_Tomcat hey, he's a speed runner, not a geologist.
No thoughts, only SPEED
@@Nyx42112 hey, he's a speeder runner, not a psychiatrist
@@jjtpg mmmm speaking of that type of person that idk how I spell and I can't really see it nor want to spell it... Ok.
‘Rotate this cube’ while playing the GLOBE game.....
Minecraft speedrun confirmed
wile
Can you explain THAT, round-earthers? That's what I thought!
@@omnitroph1501 find the edge of the flat earth
The earth is a cube
Just realized that the stained glass is of Cthulu. Pretty sure the kids are a blessing from the Ruler of the Sleeping City and the reason most people seem to ignore the weirdo, with non-believers like the Chef being able to see everything the way it is.
This game was a masterpiece, nobody can tell me otherwise.
i 100% agree i was sad when i did all the achievements cause i had nothing left to do
Bro 69 likes
@@a.b3428 Speedrun them :D
@@MezzoForte4 I probably will oneday just to beat dev times.
“And the last thing we wanna do in this area is our wife”
-Speezy 2021
A legend to be sure.
*2021
oh no
@@ironbacon oh yeah, oops
You beat me to that comment
“The last thing I need to deal with is our wife, and she wants to talk about our marriage but I wanna play some fun games”
*me as a husband in a nutshell*
Our wife 😈😈
Marriage in a nutshell
I remember seeing my dad playing this as a kid and just seeing him in a kitchen being chased around and I had nightmares about it for weeks-
@InfernoThePyro hey genius, they said kid, not newborn
@InfernoThePyro the plot he's explaining is from the first game, which came out in 2010. So if he was, say, 8 at the time, he'd be born in 2002. Making him 19-20 years old now.
@@CIubDuck But he said THIS game, it's one or the other
was your dad a mainstream youtuber during the 2010s
@@CIubDuckcrazy how people born in 2010 are now 14
i like how the wife talks about marriage stuff meanwhile octodad is just no thoughts head empty and keeps handing her toys
Wife: Want some calamari?
Octodad: stares in horror at the plate
If give it a try you never know you might be delicious
@@goreobsessed2308 calamari is octopus. Octodad is octopus.
@@dragonsaway9710 oh I know, was supposed to be a morbid joke... Oh well can't land all of em 😜
@@dragonsaway9710 Calamari is Squid, not Octopus.
Aren't some octopuses cannibals? I'm propably wrong but wouldn't be suprised if they really are
If only we had an answer for how the kids were born
Adopted
The lady boned an octopus. Simple!
Squid ink
Simple
“White ink”
don’t ask
2:39 “it’s a beautiful day today! The sun is shining, birds are singing-“
*ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU-*
THOLD BE BERNING IN HELL
Octopus are dominating the World.
Me when Eazy calls a globe a cube:
'escuse me what'
New conspiracy theory just dropped,
@@toyotatacoma1616 Flat earthers were right at least on the surface curvature aspect.
“Why would you need to have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals?” *- Easy Speezy, 2021*
Wow 511 likes and 0 comments
@Bween 1.6K likes and 3 replies
@@daniellepycroft8157 2k likes and 4 replies
@Yunglazerbeam 2.4K likes and 5 replies
Put that on a tombstone
Why is he called Octo Dad?
He's just a guy with two kids, not eight.
cause Squid Daddy is too NSFW
@@Z5Z5Z5 But that would require ten kids!
@@spacechase9705
Squids have 10 tentacles.
@@seant1326 oop-
i took away two instead of added two. I'll fix it right away.
Duo dad?
21:12 accidental perfect stealth section
Ahh this game brings back memory’s, I remember that I beat the game on the trackpad of my crappy laptop and it ran at like 17 frames per sec. it was hell
"Our son doesn't mow the lawn for some reason because he comes up with excuses"
That hits a little too close to home
@@AxxLAfriku I don't think cool RUclipsrs self promote on other people's RUclips channels
@@AxxLAfriku and this guy says he is humble
*I r o n i c*
That's what I thought
Axxl? More like everyone go mass dislike all their videos with bots xxl
@@AxxLAfriku Didn’t someone start some beef with u or something
What if his wife knows and just doesn't want him to be sad
He doesn’t like how he looks so she respects his choice of hiding it
Stop y’all are making me emotional over a hekkin goofy game about an octopus that’s somehow a dad to 2 fully human children
@@ghostlysweetheart6307 maybe they adopted?
@@Loltroll8 kids from a previous marriage/relationship?
I found this “Scarlet is Octodad's loving wife. ... Until his secret was revealed in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, she was the only member of the family that knew that Octodad was an octopus all along.”
21:22 the box made you solid snake past them
Easy puzzling over Octodad lore and the inner emotional workings of Octodad while his speedrun plays is absolutely brilliant; 10/10 had a great time watching!
Octodad: knocking over everything in his path, stride covers like 10 feet
Everyone: a normal man
He's just drunk, better not mess with him
He just doesn't have object permanence. Is not his fault, ok?
"An expert at living in a constant struggle"
Ah, yes, I'm something of an Octodad myself.
Same
get this man on reddit
Eazy: “oh yay we’re dolphins we don’t like sharks”
Me: Those are beluga whales 😂😂😂😂
The wife in that game must’ve seen so much hentai she thought that real tentacle sex was actually a real human thing every human does
I'm calling the police
@@lathanfitzpatrick3531 About the wife or about the person who wrote the comment ?
@@definitelysomething4161
Both.
I'd like this comment, but it's currently at 69 likes...
which is very fitting for a comment like this.
Wait it isn't?
Why’s this called octodad
I just see some random dude flailing around
No octopus
Hello pfp twin
bro it's only been out for minutes
@@surfoncrack11ups
So...
I see no octopus in this game. What is octopus?
@Lil hoops damn.
i remember watching a bunch octodad videos in the past and this brings back so much nostalgia
I CAME HERE TO CKMMENT TBE SAME THING YES
I feel old when I saw that this game came out in 2014
Samee
I saw it from DanTDM
@@The_Purrpetrator SAME
8:30 here come the cube-earthers
This game was my childhood. I used to replay it THOUSANDS of times on the Wii U. At this point i'm a master at the movement.
Octodad be like
“Wife shut up about our marriage problems I NEED TO GET STUFFED ANIMALS.”
Everyone:
Eazy Speezy: *Doesn't understand why a chef would want to kill an octopus*
Me: SUSHI
No!
Sashimi
Because the octopus walks
Me: *KALAMARI🍣🦑🐙🍥*
What do you mean, trying to kill an octopus? They are very clearly trying to kill octodad who is definitely a human.
he's got other intentions...
This is so weird but this channel has seriously helped me with my anxiety. Every time I get panic attacks watching you speed run and explain it helps me calm down and makes me feel a lot better!
Stryder7x does some neat Paper Mario glitch videos, and Malleo does tool assisted speedruns of the sequel with explanations. All their videos are fairly long and easy to listen to. Very good distraction material.
i hope you're doing alright:)
20:20 that’s.... that’s beluga whales
forgot this game existed, brings back memories.
I got reminded of it when I looked up Bugsnax on Twitter to find what it’s about and it mentioned being the creators behind Octodad
Reminds me when I used to watch jacksepticeye playing it and markiplier
I remember watching .markiplier play this game 😭😳
Sauce to pfp?
@@dootdoot8212 that series was one of the best. That and surgeon simulator.
Eazy: why is the chef trying to murder me
The chef: mmmmm Calamari
And fresh seafood!
17:11 Ohhhhh it's the backstory! That makes so much more sense-
6:55 she ducks under his flailing limbs so she's pretty used to his shenanigans hahaha
"A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Stacy is a wise queen
Facts
He or she?
@@youngjoan8296
yep, he or she
whoop whoop gender police! lmfao
We Stan
Me every time I wake up:
“Limbs, limbs? Cmon, you gotta work with me here”
Yeah same
3:50 ah the curse of saying exactly the opposite of wat you meant
16:23 DOn't DroWn
“Kids stop talking to me I’m trying to speedrun life”
*Cocks gun*
"okay, and the last thing we have to do in this area is our wife"
as is with any healthy relationship
WHYB DOES LITERALLY NOBODY PUT TIMESTAMPS EXCEPT ME
@@securitycheesehostage7542 timestamp?
@@TehGrmB33p3r idk because they didnt use timestamp
He said deal with, not “do”.
@@securitycheesehostage7542 13:56 he says deal not do
18:04 look at me, I am the captain now!
3:37 "I don't have time for my wife and kids, I'm too busy being a dad!"
This is the only game that I’ve gotten 100% of the Steam achievements and I’m proud of that.
You should be!
Congrats :)
How many are there?
"Which might be some sort of metaphor" this is slander octodad loves his wife and kids
"A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Hell yeah Stacy
Stacy says trans rights! Stacy says fuck gender roles!
"... became an expert at living in a constant struggle."
Oh, so a simulator of my life.
Speedrun A Hat in Time!
Hi!! Didn’t expect to see you here!
YES that’s one of my favorite games!!!
I like your vids
I agree
Yes
“I like to believe that this octopus is a dead beat dad”
At least he came home with milk tho
He's their for his kids he akwardly watches them play games
*chocky milk* not even the regular milk
Unlike mine one
I’m thinking of that one “oof level max” meme
I remember watching people play this as a child and I still panic when they have to walk. It's so stressful for some reason
watching someone speed run this game is so satisfying. Just flopping around really fast
“This is so awkward”
More like octowar- nevermind.
Octoward? More like squidward.
Octward
What is an octoWAR
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 *War on the Octopi*
i remember playing this game co op and we figured out how to fly with and without the recycling bin
13:16 THAT'S WHAT LIVES IN MY CLOSET
I like how you explained no notices this octopus guy running around, and when you knocked over the mail box or something, that made me wheeze and laugh before you went into the land of kelp.😂
" trick your wife into marrying you" smh Octodad dated her until she wanted to marry him. He just didn't explain the octopus thing.
@@flori4926 smh doesn't know what a joke means and bullying a "bully"
@@flori4926 smh imagine blaming someone about not knowing what a bully is when you do not know what it is too.
@@flori4926 but fr bro, this comment is just a joke, stop.
@@garcias2039 you saw nothing
@@flori4926 oh, you're the oh so depressed kid, now i know why you make so much of a fuss because you didn't get the joke.
Alternate name: easy spezzy being a horrible husband and father for 24 minutes
Edit: and 36 seconds
And 36 seconds
My dad took longer
I just came back and realized I got 680 likes and that’s the most I’ve ever gotten
Octodad at the boat scene be like: “listen to me, I am the captain now”
"We are the kinda person who never talks to our wife and she's kinda upset about that, but whateva...I am just an Octopus trying to live my life, I mean, what do you expect from me ? " ~Easyspeezy 2021
I love Regular Human Dad Simulator, glad you did a speedrun of this game!
There's something so funny about a character like octodad just chillin in the structure with a timer. The timer implies speed, but octodad letting his fish drip radiate outward and blind everyone in the room, does not.
I have played this all the way through, it's very fun, thank you for chapter headings.
Also your 4-player run of this... might have been even more fun this, for obvious reasons.
8:00 "rotate this cube"
I walk in my room look at my phone and
BAM
Octodad speedrun
considering that as far as we know, Octopus arms are nearly autonomous, this game is pretty accurate
Speezy: I don't really listen to my wife
Also speezy: man I can't believe my wife doesn't listen to me
There’s a gate at the wedding too! Glad it’s not only here!
Remember when this game first came out, and when Iballisticsquid played it. The nostalgia
I remember watching fgteev playing it
OCTOOOOOOPUUUUUUUUUUSSS
That’s the playthrough I watched too. Damn I miss being innocent and not finding a sex joke in every sentence
This game has a great sense of humor
"If you're our dad... Then where did we come from?"
they can’t tell you’re an octopus because you told them you have a rare skin condition
Comgrats on 1mil eazy!
Multiple concussions never hurt anyone.
Me, a wrestling fan, desperately trying to not think of Chris Benoit: hhe ur sorite.
Thought of Chris too 😆 although I wouldn't say he had "small concussions", with those freakin diving headbutts! 😞 The man was dedicated.
Alternate title: “I sped-run the game Koro-Sensei simulator.”
The light bulb the switch and the audacity of this weeb
@@idontknowmyname.1200 LMAO
cries
YES
“Sped run” I love it and hate it
idk how, but he's mastered the art of making his movements as tentacle-y and octopus-like as possible
I love that you play the games I used to watch play as a kid
13:37 "Escalators are just stairs with attitude!"
Okay, sometimes the dialogue is really funny xD
Don’t worry about it guys, he’s not an octopus, he’s just a speedrunner
21:01 *GREAT WORK BOSS, THIS IS WHY YOUR THE BEST!*
11:26 didnt know this game took place in Alabama
Glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that
“Why do you need a good marriage when u got stuffed animals” I will live up to that if I get divorced in the future lol
make a book about this and name it how to not be lonly and sell it on reddit
Stuffed animals > anything else
“A mild concussion never hurt anybody” - speed run man
8:23 "I just have to rotate this cube." SIR, I died laughing.
These videos are a great way for me to know what games I can like.
14:15 "look, why would you play the game the way you're supposed to when you can be an octopus" I want that on a T-shirt or something lol 😆
He speedran this game, so *you know the rules, and so do IIII*
He HAS to speedrun I am bread now
No
I’d love to see that
@@goreobsessed2308 Yes
@@goreobsessed2308 yes
@@goreobsessed2308 Yes
I've been awake for 72 hours and this is the first video of yours I've ever watched while I'm laying in the dark after taking some bong rips. I'm definitely forgetting about him running on the sun. Probably right after I finish typing this vkn but time,, guys
Is no one going to talk about minecraft reference 6:19
i don't get why it's called "octodad" i mean, he's just a normal guy
Comedy
G o l d
It's, uh, it's because he has the dad skill of eight dads. Yeah, that sounds right
Alternate title: Summarizing Octodad while being a terrible dad in a clueless world.
I remember that this game made me laugh sooooo much as a kid, I had sm fun all the time, I miss these days
I have never been a fan of speed runs but I really enjoy how you structure speedrun