@@simonsoupshark8009 no, the story is about where the kids found diamonds. But the place they buried it was occupied by someone else. So they had to fight them to get them back.
guess i was just a g a m e r because i managed to finish it after a while because i definitely remember the parents betraying us and then beating the game
Everytime someone says "He's speedrunning the [n]th grade" I imagine a child cussing at a teacher and getting expelled from school within seconds with a speedrun timer
@Lisa Bartholomew cool math converted a good chunk of their games into html but obvi not all of them and some other websites and people have also done that
@Lisa Bartholomew So I'm presuming u also haven't heard about flashpoint huh?Lol.Like seriously tho:How many freaking people haven't heard of the flash preservation movement using flashpoint XD
Who else remembers when you were given time to play on the computers at school, you play this game and you had to speed run it anyway before the lesson ended lmao.
oh yes. speedrunning games was a MUST when it came to playing games in class. I think I even got a wr once on this really unpopular crappy miniclip game.
“A game where a bunch of grown adults try to beat up a child, just so they could steal his diamonds” You just described Minecraft Survival Multiplayer in a sentence
My friend just messaged me today asking if I had the world record speed run in Raft Wars. I said yes and asked him how even knew about it. That's how I found out about this video. PS: The speedrun video I made was uploaded on a throwaway account I barely use.
I remember playing this in class, I must have been 10 or so. Those days seem very far away now, they were so simple. Can't help but miss them, thank you for making me smile.
I played this with my brothers, and each one of us would control one character. I always played the blue shorts tan kid. I'm personally a blue pants kid main.
0:27 Actually, just to tell you, that in the intro it shows that baby collecting the treasure and saying he was called Simon, he was 3 year old Simon. And his brother, who is literally called Simon's Brother, is the bigboy with the Superman Symbol on his shirt.
This game is like a fever dream for me. I played this a lot when I was 6 or 7 and I didn't even remember the name of it until I saw the thumbnail. That thumbnail just brought back really hidden memories from the back of my head.
@@Wreathe2017 considering he recorded all of it the edited footage is just for the youtube channel. He probably submitted the full video for proof as per the rules.
I just played this in vocational school today as I was bored and in that moment i literally thought ,,Hmm, EazySpeezy has probably done a video on this.. " And as i searched up for raft wars i was proved right 😂
@@Nick-gk3oy last time I checked no one asked you, and secondly idk who your accusing of being cancel culture Bc I could care less ab any of that bull shit
@@Nick-gk3oy It's literally a game from years upon years ago. Unless the game creator is currently still spewing racist bullshit, there ain't much of a point is it now? Plus - In the end, all "cancelling" really is, is a mass-organized boycott. Are you saying people shouldn't be allowed to collectively denounce something in such a manner? So much for "freedom of speech", if so... Oh, wait - you're concerned about the consequences of our words? Great! So are we about the consequences of yours. Get off your high horse and ditch the double standard, mate.
I remember playing this game in my room in the evening, when my parents were talking to realtors to sell the house, I completely forgot that I had this memory
to be fair, in this game a lot is possible. mainly because of the "simple" physics. i never played the game but it appears that all you gotta do is memorise the optimal trajectory and aim well. maybe even sub-5 mins is possible? that might be a bit extreme but it's not unheard of for wr scores to suddenly be beat by a few mins.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
They went from fighting their neighbors to every tribe in ancient history
Oh shit it's the Ace Attorney guy!
Oh shit it's the naruto guy
Oh shit...
...I spilled my coffee on my pants.
Oh shit i shit!
oh shit I shit on my toilet
This unlocked a memory I didn't know I had
Tru
Same :’3
Saanmne
I played it on FRIV
Edit: its sad i can't go back and look at those games because it took flash :(
Played it on flash adobe
"This is worse than what the pirates were doing"
Right. Getting shot with a cannonball is so much better than getting an axe thrown at you
I think he was implying that Vikings were worse at their goal
Yeah, something that sunk actual ships and were used to devastate masses of infantry...
Nah, that shit weak my guy. Gotta use an axe.
Yeah i'm scandinavian and pirates aint' got shit on axes
its kinda the same thing
those are just little black rubber balls
I like how the brothers randomly adopt a black kid at some point in their mission.
Upgrades, people upgrades.
But In the second game, the upgrade will also get you a wheelchair old man as well
@@simonsoupshark8009 no, the story is about where the kids found diamonds. But the place they buried it was occupied by someone else. So they had to fight them to get them back.
Adopt is funny word for enslave
You mean the dog :j
@@maga6403 no.
The memories are flooding back. A biblical flood.
same. seeing the thumbnail gave me whiplash. its been a thousand years...
Like, this is so true.
I have some memory's of me and my brother siting on the family laptop playing this
Undertale reference?
Who else was using cool math games
The parents' betrayal was the biggest plot twist of my childhood
Same.
true lol
Sadly I never beat the game 😢
I never got to that point whoops
@@pumpkinthethird same mate
The sound of "swimming with the fishes" still haunts me to this day
Hit me baby one more time
“I never saw it coming”
“See you later”
“Bulls-eye!”
“You missed!”
“Nice shot!”
@@bobpobcf9723 His ears are too young for Britney Spears
Same..
“A game where grown adults beat up a child for their diamond”
Just like real life
I don't know what reality you live in, but that doesn't happen often, I think.
M I m e c r a f t
@@rbxless Africa would like a word
@@ilychan3580 Well, children are exploited to get diamond, but they don't own the diamond
@@ilychan3580 So technically it's worse
"How did he live on so little health" practically summarizes the game.
Indeed, I completed literally everything in the game and the times that the low health thing happened were like 50 or more.
@@monke3387 hello fellow monke
@@explosivediarrhoea4336 Hello sir with explosive diarrhoea, Do you have the yellos boomerangs?
Oh man I remember thinking the parent twist was so tragic as a kid.
I never made it so far.
I was betrayed, I thought they loved me... My 6 year old brain shrunk in pain.
And then years later I found out you can upgrade the rafts.
@@solaire67 It must of been like "why did they kidnap this random kid"
I never got that far
@★ Froggie Animation ★ there was a part 2??
"I decided to speedrun Raft Wars and was barely able to keep my sanity"
description: *Angry Birds*
💀
lmao I just noticed that
LMAO
Lmao same game I just realized
Haha! XD
I never beat this game in elementary school, went back and did it recently and felt like a boss
I did took me 45 min i didn't beat the second one tho
@acidic oreo my school didn't have chromebooks, they had first gen shitty macbooks
@@rexjolles lol lenovo's are worse
@@164-j6q and my school had iMac's with burnt in screens lmao
@@rexjolles tf how did they even work ?
Eazy’s lesson of the day: murder is poggers
'just killed a woman, feelin' good'
I hope you're joking
*POG*
He's right
@@yuxintian7500 - Tommyinit
Petition for Eazy Speezy to speed run The Impossible Quiz.
Yes
Yes
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
@@idkanameforthis No.
YESSSSS HE HAS TO DO ITT
"our parents turn out to be evil" woah spoilers
*Feels the pain of never finishing the game*
I feel your pain dude... I feel it
@@lukenite0714 my man :'/
@@guythat779 dude, same
guess i was just a g a m e r because i managed to finish it after a while because i definitely remember the parents betraying us and then beating the game
@@sneakyratsniper im sorry for dissapointing you again dad
Omg the nostalgia, the amount of days spent playing these games almost forgotten. Thank you
Everytime someone says "He's speedrunning the [n]th grade" I imagine a child cussing at a teacher and getting expelled from school within seconds with a speedrun timer
cussed at my 5th and 6th grade teacher, for some reason i didnt get expelled
Cus percent
Let n be 3
Why would u get expelled
Chinese schools are strict, I can confirm
Every 2000's kid: "N O S T A L G I A !"
I didn't even know the name of this game 😂. Buy nostalgia
Mhm
Damn, I remember this so bad
I mean it is
Yes.
“I don’t feel like dealing with these city gangsters so I’m just gonna hit them with a rocket launcher”
MERICA
MERICA
FUCK YEAH
MURICA MY MAN
murica
AMERIC
"They captured our parents, so we can finally use grenades now"
Mmh, I have some questions
Didn't your mama always say grenades are for emergencies only?
@@clintonanderson7436 American moment American moment
@@tfrrandomcontent1106 USA! USA! USA!
Me a Canadian: what the hell are they doing over there?
As long as their parents arent dead, they arent orphans, so they get to live
I was obsessed with this game when I was 5, and I could never beat it
Same
woah trash aim i guess
I actually beat it when I was.....maybe 10.........or something around it
Those gangster dudes with the explosive shells were dark souls level
I beat it when i was somewhere around 5
"Now we gotta be really precise with this"
_completely fucking whiffs it_
What does that mean lol
@@cameronknowles6267 what do you mean?
@@cameronknowles6267 whiff means to miss badly
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
@@idkanameforthis shut up bro stop tryna act like that other dude on yt
6:24
"Now we have to be really precise with this" *goes over everything*
I love how this guy is speed running all the best games I used to play as a kid!
I didnt know a jedi had time to play games
Best game I played when I was in mid elementary
@@TempestMaximus same.
@@eukaryoticribosome7867 I didn't know super saiyan's had much time either.
Same
6:24 "So now we have to be really precise with this..."
**Misses completely**
Him: just do a jumpcut and nobody will notice
F
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
Why do you dare remind me of our coolmath memories.
@Lisa Bartholomew cool math converted a good chunk of their games into html but obvi not all of them and some other websites and people have also done that
@Lisa Bartholomew So I'm presuming u also haven't heard about flashpoint huh?Lol.Like seriously tho:How many freaking people haven't heard of the flash preservation movement using flashpoint XD
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
Who else remembers when you were given time to play on the computers at school, you play this game and you had to speed run it anyway before the lesson ended lmao.
oh yes. speedrunning games was a MUST when it came to playing games in class. I think I even got a wr once on this really unpopular crappy miniclip game.
@@TechSupportDave true lmao, that was like me when trying to speedrun a game called "run".
Good ol' times
ya this along with electric man and run ninja run lol
Can’t relate
“A bunch of adults beat up a child”
So basically Technoblade
Technoblade fans rise up
“Murder Children”
-Sun Tzu
Well no he's an orphan obliterater
So is Technoblade the child or the adult
@@silliercrayon9588 Techno is the 21 year old Minecraft player, and he stabs the orphans
The best type of speedrunning is done in games not intended for speedrunning.
🗿
Skyrim?
How about a multiplayer game?
ruclips.net/video/kIqZ2ft904k/видео.html
Most of the popular speedrunning games nowadays weren't made with the intent of being beaten as fast as possible, so...
“A game where a bunch of grown adults try to beat up a child, just so they could steal his diamonds”
You just described Minecraft Survival Multiplayer in a sentence
OMG I remember playing this game as a little kid
NOSTALGIA
Yes🗿
Same here, but then my school teachers wouldnt let us play it because it has a curse word in it. But I would still play it at home 😎
Y e s. B o I
Ok “kinderpinquin 69”
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
Drinking challange: Take a shot whenever he says “precisely”
Tintin
r/comedyheaven
He said it right as I read this...
@@cosmicblob8799 no
challenge*
My friend just messaged me today asking if I had the world record speed run in Raft Wars. I said yes and asked him how even knew about it. That's how I found out about this video.
PS: The speedrun video I made was uploaded on a throwaway account I barely use.
Bro pls share the link
@@saulogomez4572 The link is in this video's description.
@@AlphaSkyRaider legend;o
Pin this comment
Holy shit, I haven't seen you since you used to be alphaskyraider before switching to Charizard
Game about adults literally trying to kill a baby.
RUclips: Angry Birds
Lol wait is that really what u put into youtube search lmao XD
@@Ugh718 the game in the description says angry birds
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
@@idkanameforthis no
if you're wondering, the Game is set by the uploader, not yt, when uploading the video and setting the details, captions, annotations, etc
Game: Raft Wars.
In the description: Angry Birds.
yeah they're now the same game
Imagine saving your parents and then having to fight them to the death
why was TheeSizzler in the leaderboards lmao, he's a top minecraft speedrunner
This was very confusing
He is just a good speedrunner overall. Maybe he likes this game and felt like speedrunning
That was 4 years ago.. soo... Yea that makes sense
Maybe he just speedruns kids’ games
@@Krakiolit what defines a kids game?
When EZ said " I swear" near the end of this run, that came straight from a place of malice
Baby brother this whole time like:
🧢 “Hit me baby one more time”
😎
ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS SIMON!!!!1111!111!111!!!!!!!11
while his brother gets smacked in the face by a turtle bomb
8:49
8:5
I used to play this game a lot in my child hood. Ah the memories
we really did all have the same childhood..
Yes pretty much
Playing this and other games on miniclip was what I did for years
Ikr
"our parents turned out to me evil"
Me whose never finished the game cuz lunch break was too short
😮😮
IKR?!
Didn't you have a Computer at home?
@@verbaldiarrhoea1180 yes but it didn't save the progress for some reason
*Me noticing how the titles are slowly expressing the depreciation of this man’s brain cells.* Keep it up! Poggggg.
6:25 “now we have to be really precise with this” proceeds to miss*💀
I remember playing this in class, I must have been 10 or so. Those days seem very far away now, they were so simple. Can't help but miss them, thank you for making me smile.
After the duck games, I was wondering when this one was coming, one of my childhood favourites.
"Instead we care about all the murder we are going to do" -EasySpeezy 2021
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
The only thing I remember is that I was AWFUL at this game.
**sigh** back to Papa's Freezeria it is 😔
This game is such a classic. I remember playing this on CoolMathGames
Me too.
Yep lol!
“For today” Is he gonna play the second one?
The kids: *find diamonds*
ancient aztecs: *appear out of a tardis*
Im once again asking for Ben to speedrun “I am bread”
Lesson of the day: Murder is not a crime,it's just a process of life
GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!
@@idkanameforthis your videos are great, keep up the good work
My mind was blown when I saw the parents betrayed us as a kid. It was so heartbreaking.
When you’re so early even the people who bless the comments aren’t here
a
🗿
Bles
@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai uhhh
@@whyle5318 you a veteran or a reg ranger?
Why did I never question the plot or choice of enemies when I played this
My childhood is flashing before my eyes as I lay here dying from coronavirus watching a speed run of raft wars........
Shit, good luck with the corona
Eazy: Firing Axes is worse than what the Pirates were doing!
Also the Pirates: *C A N N O N B A L L*
Raft Wars was one of my favorite games, this brings back so many memories
Ah, the memories of me & my friends goofing off on the computers in elementary school. Good times.
Fun fact: all of us when we we're young we never finish the game
Edit: for those who finished the game UR A LEGEND
True I raged a lot on this game lol
I think I got stuck just past the neighbors lol
i actually did it
Not to be show-off but I actually did it too. It took a lot of attempts though
I did. Rockets were OP in that game lol
My man just speedran my childhood in less than 10 minutes
I played this so much as a kid goddamn nostalgia
Me: "I want Angry Birds"
Mom: "We have Angry Birds At Home"
Angry Birds At Home:
I played this with my brothers, and each one of us would control one character. I always played the blue shorts tan kid. I'm personally a blue pants kid main.
2:16 *I R O N I C*
6:24 “So now we have to be really precise with this” 💀
"I can finally stop going insane , for today"
-EasySpeezy 2021
6:24
" now we have to be really precise with this "
'misses rocket completely'
So you’re saying “I sold my sanity to get this game” now this is content!!!
Who else remembers this as their childhood flash games
I do
Friv
I remember my mom used to get angry when I would the shooting games on miniclip. She still gets annoyed by shooting games. Haha
@@deadassbird3763 I played every single game on that website. I never beat Raft Wars or Red Ball tho.
0:27 Actually, just to tell you, that in the intro it shows that baby collecting the treasure and saying he was called Simon, he was 3 year old Simon. And his brother, who is literally called Simon's Brother, is the bigboy with the Superman Symbol on his shirt.
Eazy: *complains that axe can kill people*
Also eazy: *uses rocket launchers*
I remember beating this in a hour and being SO PROUD ... you best in 10 minutes
*sigh...*
I have not even thought of this game in years and just got major flashbacks
Mom: you got 10 minutes before we leave
Eazy: alright bet
Me and my sis man, the ending was the plot twist of the decade for us.
man this was the shit back then 13 years ago, played this nonstop on my dads mac and his laptop.
OMG THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
"So now we have to be really precise with this... "
Proceeds to shoot over all 3 enemies...
This game is like a fever dream for me. I played this a lot when I was 6 or 7 and I didn't even remember the name of it until I saw the thumbnail. That thumbnail just brought back really hidden memories from the back of my head.
Can we talk about how after he reset the run he saved around 2 whole minutes that's a pogchamp
Tbh I was thinking the same thing except since he didn't show the footage this run shouldn't count
@@Wreathe2017 considering he recorded all of it the edited footage is just for the youtube channel. He probably submitted the full video for proof as per the rules.
@@julymorris6367 ya u right
Everyone played this game when we were kids.The nostalgy just hits too hard
I just played this in vocational school today as I was bored and in that moment i literally thought ,,Hmm, EazySpeezy has probably done a video on this.. "
And as i searched up for raft wars i was proved right 😂
6:10
Wow! I forgot that they actually said "Damn!"
Then again, it's a minor swear word.
Kid swers !1!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!1
Im pretty sure they censor it in the cool math games ver
*These were the best memories when I used to play this game*
The savage ones always screwed my runs xD
Really good memories
Oh, this was one of my favorite flash games as a kid. Nostalgia😭
F for Flash player
"I can finally stop going insane... for today."
I never heard such a sad sentence in my life.
The Gate of Secrets has opened in my mind...
*Ooh, the nostalgia*
(Tribesmen show up) "EEEEK SAVAGES" …Well that aged like milk
Yup... Tbh it's a surprisingly problematic game despite the nostalgia.
tbh they are killing them so they could be savages
Oh no you should blog about it and try to get the creator of the game canceled maybe even fired!
@@Nick-gk3oy last time I checked no one asked you, and secondly idk who your accusing of being cancel culture Bc I could care less ab any of that bull shit
@@Nick-gk3oy It's literally a game from years upon years ago. Unless the game creator is currently still spewing racist bullshit, there ain't much of a point is it now? Plus - In the end, all "cancelling" really is, is a mass-organized boycott. Are you saying people shouldn't be allowed to collectively denounce something in such a manner? So much for "freedom of speech", if so... Oh, wait - you're concerned about the consequences of our words? Great! So are we about the consequences of yours.
Get off your high horse and ditch the double standard, mate.
"A game where a bunch of adults try to beat up a little kid to steal his diamond"
That's a weird way to pronounce Capitalism
Eazy you should make a compilation of things that killed your run.It would be very fun to watch
omg I remember playing this videos YEARS ago, this was a throwback, and great video!
"you dont know how long ive been playing this game"
timer says otherwise
Pirates traded their moral compass for a real compass.
I‘m relieved he died at the level at 7:10.
I‘ve won this game like 5/7 times and ALWAYS died to that level at least once.
I remember playing this game in my room in the evening, when my parents were talking to realtors to sell the house, I completely forgot that I had this memory
Damn. This was one of those games I played when I was little. So many memories.... So much Nostalgia
9:56 I didn't know TheeSizzler played this game! And you beat him
I'm pretty sure i've beaten this game in under ten minutes before, shame it was over a decade ago and i have no proof
to be fair, in this game a lot is possible. mainly because of the "simple" physics. i never played the game but it appears that all you gotta do is memorise the optimal trajectory and aim well. maybe even sub-5 mins is possible? that might be a bit extreme but it's not unheard of for wr scores to suddenly be beat by a few mins.