@@thegamingbros8786 Some games aren't meant to be silly. If you can encounter the bug in normal gameplay, and the game isn't designed to be silly, then it should be removed even if it doesn't break the game. I wouldn't want to be in a serious story moment in a game like The Witcher and then suddenly an enemy starts spinning around and flies into the air. That's not what the game is about.
@@kalahatze But imagine.. Your playing call of duty and the enemy starts flying into the air uncontrollably, and spinning around with its collision off.
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, fi
@@AxxLAfriku, I’m not sure if this is a troll comment or not, but in the case that it’s genuine, that’s a terrible idea. I’m not saying college is for everyone, but dropping everything to focus solely on RUclips is just the worst idea ever, as you strip yourself of any qualifications that an employer may look for. So if you ultimately end up failing at RUclips, you’ve kinda shot yourself in the foot as you won’t be qualified for anything higher than a basic sales associate or cashier.
@@AxxLAfriku Don't it's not guaranteed that u will be popular in youtube and earn enough money If u were popular then it would be ok but u are not so I don't recommend it
While I absolutely agree with you, I have to say that you better not start competing with me for sushi cat /lh /nm Edit: why the hell does this have more likes than the actual comment for sushi cat go like it guys tf /lh
Cookie Clicker has a distinct "maximum clicks per second" that you can reach with an auto-clicker. Literally the only "speed" thing is "how fast can I move my mouse to select upgrades and get back to the cookie".
Goat sim has a special place reserved in our minds Edit: yes, and our hearts Edit 2: thanks for 2k likes more people played this game on their grandmas IPad than I thought
Tip: If you’re trying to save as much time as possible in a Goat Simulator speedrun, after you finish Goatville go through one of the tunnels to go straight to Goat City Bay. Saves at least a minuet
as a kid I tried so hard to get all the trophies but I couldn’t. I would play this game for like 2 hours after school just exploring for the last trophy I needed. Dang the nostalgia
This video in a nutshell: "The whole game is like that, why do I still question goat simulator?" "I won't worry about it because I still have trophies to get"
Yup. I have read tons of books, watched lots of movies and played lots of games but no one has ever made me cry like I Am Bread. The story, the characters, the mechanics... That game is a masterpiece hidden in a piece of gluten
Oh boy, how much I played with this cursed and funny game. Hours, days, even weeks, and idk actually why. It just was fun. But I didn't even think that it has a goal.
I miss the good old days of when goat simulator was relevent and fun. It was a simpler time. It was my first year watching RUclips videos and I had just discovered markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Vanossgaming, and many other great RUclipsrs. I miss those days, so very much. I'm sad.
@@legendgamers1067 Yeah... so many great content creators, and set in a time before controversy and cancellation. So many of my old favorites are either now controversial, gone, or resorting to clickbait. I'm just glad that the ones that are still around are making good content that works, as well as providing the newer generation of RUclips with memories that will last.
it's nice to see you doing actual games, and i know how intensive it can be to have to memorize and time when to do things. Especially to have to do everything semi-consistantly. Great job speedrunning Goat Simulator!
if you use the angle goat and tank goat you can go way faster and when you were getting the goat at the top of the disco building it would of been faster to use the elevator good speedrun
@@pvic6959 he's not really, he's just playing them and reminding people of these awesome games. Not as if goat sim will suddenly rise in popularity again.
13:54 It's night time because thise place, "Twistram" is a reference to Diablo's Tristram. In Diablo II, that map is kind of secluded, and it's always night time when you get there (not that there is any actual time in the Diablo games (yet)).
@@D4080K nah he mentioned before in another video that he records the audio as he does the speedrun. sometimes its a voice over, but he specifies when it is. he generally records these durring twitch streams iirc, and you can tell bc you can hear his voice hitch when he fucks up
@@bodariousbruh4549 ......its pretty obvious it isnt, as you can frequently hear him losing his train of thought in response to things happening real time that shocked, which someone doing a voice over wouldnt do since they already know whats going to happen but i am curious, go ahead and send the jumpcuts you think proves its a voice over
i love how the game constantly breaking is literally a part of the game and it's experience
Yeah, turning bug into feature, that is some god tier game developer right there. Lol
when the game is fun, it don’t matter how broke it is
You can’t break a game if it’s already broken
@@PeptoAbismol it is much more fun because of how many glitches there are
It was made on April 1st
Bug fixes for Goat Simulator would probably say:
“Added more bugs, and Minecraft Goat!”
* Fixed bug in which there weren't enough bugs in the game
"Physics even more broken"
There is a Minecraft goat though
yup they only remove bugs that make the game crash
@Benjamin Teske yess
As the developers said, every bug that doesn't break the game stays in.
That’s how you make a game properly
Depends on the game
@@blackforceswithnolaces5273 not really, but I’d gladly like to be proven wrong, because I can’t think of one
@@thegamingbros8786 Some games aren't meant to be silly. If you can encounter the bug in normal gameplay, and the game isn't designed to be silly, then it should be removed even if it doesn't break the game. I wouldn't want to be in a serious story moment in a game like The Witcher and then suddenly an enemy starts spinning around and flies into the air. That's not what the game is about.
@@kalahatze But imagine.. Your playing call of duty and the enemy starts flying into the air uncontrollably, and spinning around with its collision off.
The random NPC's dialogue makes the game even greater and funnier. The shit they say sometimes just had me dying
"Look its a goat astronaut,.... A GOATANAUT!"
That one was stupid
"I was sacrificed by goats once" - Female NPC
"Such a magnificent creature!" - male NPC
"Is that a goat"
Coming back to this comment again I got another one
"You know, goats are actually reptiles"
I love the MMO chat, “I love nature, we eats it’s berries, smoke it’s buds, *cough*” lmfao
LMFAO
fiskeplaske
: )
15:11 (just timestamping so i can remember this moment)
Did you notice the Morse Code near the end of that?
This isn’t the speedrun we wanted........
It’s the speedrun we needed........
@@hackerking47productions21 shut up
Poesie
I didn't know that I wanted this, but this is my favorite video on this channel.
Yes we did need this
As of April 26th 2021, this is my first comment to reach 1,000 likes
The difference between Cyber Punk and Goat simulator is one is designed intentionally to be broken
And the other is Cyberpunk
@@KinjiroTheThunder Yes lol
also you're a goat.
It’s one of my favorite games(Goat simulator) while Cyber Punk was kinda mediocre.
@@bluesap7318 yes goat sim is quite the enjoyment.
perfecting a run in a perfectly made game
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, fi
@@AxxLAfriku dont
@@AxxLAfriku, I’m not sure if this is a troll comment or not, but in the case that it’s genuine, that’s a terrible idea. I’m not saying college is for everyone, but dropping everything to focus solely on RUclips is just the worst idea ever, as you strip yourself of any qualifications that an employer may look for. So if you ultimately end up failing at RUclips, you’ve kinda shot yourself in the foot as you won’t be qualified for anything higher than a basic sales associate or cashier.
@@AxxLAfriku if your youtube career didnt work out, your done for. theodd1sout and markiplier is just very lucky. its not worth it imo
@@AxxLAfriku Don't it's not guaranteed that u will be popular in youtube and earn enough money
If u were popular then it would be ok but u are not so I don't recommend it
In french, we say "devenir chèvre" to mean becoming crazy, and that is literally "becoming a goat", thought this applies well to that game
In Spanish too! Hahaha We say "Estás como una cabra". It's something like "you are like a goat"
In English too! We say are you a goat?
C'est la première fois que j'entends cette expression ! Mais je suis Québécois, donc je suppose que c'est une expression qui vient de France.
I love for this omg
Jamais entendu l'expression mdrrr
"I don't really care, I'm a goat."
-a wise man
-a wise goat*
@@danielgbenevides indeed
MJ probably
*Goat
@@acatandacat8044 indeed x2
Please Speedrun the Bad Ice Cream games, they are some of my favorite flash games
I forgot those existed, dang.
While I absolutely agree with you, I have to say that you better not start competing with me for sushi cat /lh /nm
Edit: why the hell does this have more likes than the actual comment for sushi cat go like it guys tf /lh
*_OH, HELL YES._*
I loved those games as a kid
@@Curimos same
oh my god, i remember when this was the "thing" for online creators. i felt old then, and i feel older now.
I was but a child then. Now I'm but a child who can legally buy alcohol
please change your profile you almost killed me via a heart attack
Eazy Speezy speedrunning your childhood 1 game at a time
When he speedruns ZOMBIU or White Noise Online or 2 he will make my child hood.
Meanwhile;
Game Theory: Ruining your childhood since 2011
While mentally dieing
Overused joke check
@@mistasasin 5 year old who doesn’t understand the word funny check
"Hi girl, nice... seeing you... okay, I'll catch you later, I'm just a goat"
That sounded like me trying to hit on someone
That _saucy_ goat!
"we're actually doing pretty good even though literally everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong" -2021 in a nutshell
Hahahahahhaa no one has ever made that comment 50 times before.
@@bodariousbruh4549 hahahahahahahahahahahaha ur hilarious oh my god so original of u to point it out NO ONE WOULD HAVE REALIZED IT UNLESS YOU SAID IT
They actually did a good job simulating a realistic MMO chat.
I had been addicted to WoW right before playing it. It was EXACTLY the same as the real thing, fooled me for.. probably hours
Wait that’s not a real chat!
@@Half_Duck nope the devs faked it
I used to think it was real
Noticing the pattern after 3 weeks of playing. My life is a lie
Can’t wait for “So I decided to speedrun Cookie Clicker and colonized the world with cookies”
That's a "dangerously funny" video...
@@tryctan2399 yes it is
how did you... ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE
Grandmatriarch moment.
Cookie Clicker has a distinct "maximum clicks per second" that you can reach with an auto-clicker. Literally the only "speed" thing is "how fast can I move my mouse to select upgrades and get back to the cookie".
Goat sim has a special place reserved in our minds
Edit: yes, and our hearts
Edit 2: thanks for 2k likes more people played this game on their grandmas IPad than I thought
The usual table sir and or madam
Amen
Hell yeah it does also nice tankman pfp
@Marcus D.W yeah it's from the tankmen series
@Marcus D.W I feel bad for you
I love how when he explains the game it sounds like "alright I took a step nice the game can freeze and explode sometimes so we got really lucky"
EazySpeezy can remember all locations of 30 trophies on a map. Meanwhile I can't remember what I ate yesterday
On 3 maps 😳
I can remember the names, stats and moves of 600 pokemon but not what I ate an hour ago
or why I have a list of phone numbers in front of me
@@BierBart12 same legit i have the same
I didn’t know that goats could bounce 50 feet up off the sidewalk. Very educational documentary.
Here we have a wild glitchy goat
69 likes
Nice
is that a Spheal pfp?
@@samsungtab3977 im too stupid to know what that is but im gonna say yes because im a stupid
You never played Pokemon???
Goat simulator broke eazy's brain so much that he couldn't even finish writing the description.
The
The
The
The
The
Tip: If you’re trying to save as much time as possible in a Goat Simulator speedrun, after you finish Goatville go through one of the tunnels to go straight to Goat City Bay. Saves at least a minuet
this game costs money right?
@@xnqx3013 yep
That fake chat in the MMO Simulator world is unreasonably good. It'll even ping the player asking you to join their guild.
It would be pretty cool to have a REAL goat MMO... I like being a goat.
“hi girl... happy seeing you” *flings body out of the room*
@@hackerking47productions21 your family thinks you're a mistake
@@dariusfilip4695 hm? what did they say (please dont hurt me)
@@dariusfilip4695 *lol he deleted his comment what a coward*
@@dariusfilip4695, *I must know what he said*
@@dariusfilip4695 what did he say
Alternative title: goat steals trophies while speedrunner questions life choices
@@hackerking47productions21 no
Imagine deleting your reply because one person said no
@@BigBilly2001 epic gamer moment
@@celiareginadalloglio8751 yes
@@BigBilly2001 more like:the site is experiencing multiple keter and euclid level containment breaches full site lockdown initiated!
I remember just playing this game and headbutting into every person I saw. Childhood nostalgia is amazing.
I remember becoming a demonic goat by sacrifing bodies at the satan circle. Also getting sticky tongue and jet pack and the tornado ability
I remember breaking the physics
@@garrison4173 yes
@@garrison4173 yes
good times.
im impressed he memorized 81 trophy locations
I know them all
He have notes, as on *all* other games
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboy*LIAR*
I played this game with my older sister before! We would laugh and destroy buildings and check out bugs and always jumping into the air.
The nostalgia
At long last, the holy grail of eazyspeezy videos. I can die peacefully now.
@Govos please dont say my newest vid is *"offensive"* I swear I'm sorry
@@darklinkdailycomedy7692 defuq
Does anybody else feel like this man is actually speedrunning your childhood
This game was my childhood
This isn't an actual speedrun
Only the other 100 morons who made this comment. If this game is your childhood you can't be older than 13, and are still a child.
Childhood? I was 22 when this game was released. If this game is your childhood you're damn young.
@@greatleader4841 I'm 15 years old calm down
This brings nostalgia of old RUclips.
Omg same man, things were actually better back then.
Man goat simulator is still a great game years later. There was so much random stuff and chaos you could cause, was endlessly charming for it.
as a kid I tried so hard to get all the trophies but I couldn’t. I would play this game for like 2 hours after school just exploring for the last trophy I needed. Dang the nostalgia
Back before the simulator games on roblox
“It’s harder than it looks” DONT YOU BECOME A BAD MOBILE GAME ON ME EZ
Last time I tried to speedrun goatsimulator I woke up tied to a bed in a hospital and they told me that I had a seizure and don't even own a computer.
Is this true?
Same thing happened to my buddy eric
Wait, You Too?
Your town has a hospital?
This video in a nutshell:
"The whole game is like that, why do I still question goat simulator?"
"I won't worry about it because I still have trophies to get"
3:20
Everybody gangster till the goat vents
min 15:15, the fake chat says
We love nature.
We eat its berries.
We smoke its buds.
*Cough*
fun fact: in goat MMO simulator you can actually chat in the chat and sometimes they may respond to you
edit: WOAH this is my most liked comment yet
How
@@social-mushroom7657 it’s not on the mobile version
@@TheBert. then what version
@@social-mushroom7657 pc
its a fake chat. you can talk but the responses are automated. i know this bc i have played it for years and they repeat stuff
It's great to see even more people enjoying this run for what it is, a whacky adventure where everything is random and could fall apart at any time
i love how hes making old games popular again
I love how broken this game is but they’re still updating it rofl
this videos so much better with the sound off
You’ve got to speed run I Am Bread.
Best game about bread I’ve ever played
_gluten free more like gluten me_
Yup. I have read tons of books, watched lots of movies and played lots of games but no one has ever made me cry like I Am Bread. The story, the characters, the mechanics... That game is a masterpiece hidden in a piece of gluten
profile picture checks out
Kira is that u?
You’re Kira so go figure.
I like how he's speedrunning our childhood when we couldn't even finish it with the time we had in free time
Tqr
Rut
U
@@brunomartino4543 what?
@@OnlyShovels I don’t think we get to ask questions.
The speedrun we needed, but not the speedrun we deserved.
@@hackerking47productions21 can you stop linking that fucking cringe
just report it as spam
@@susecheese6933 what he say?
“not deserved“
_then why are you subscribed to the channel?_
The part that amazes me the most about these videos is that you can remember everything
It's really impressive, but then again I take meds to improve my memory so maybe I'm not the best person to judge that
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 As someone who doesn't need meds for memory, I can tell you it is indeed impressive
Didn't expect goat simulator speedrun, but that was fun lol.
11:07 do you ever feel the urge to push some guy just sitting at a dock?
I haven't played goat sim in forever but I think you get an award or something for doing that
The guy on top of the crane...with buff goat...on slow mode.
@@russianbot5302 yes
yeah i do, idk why people here keep talking about goats though
@@TeaDrinkingColonist that's the name of the game and the animal you control
Yep. EazySpeezy really can Speedrun anything
can he speed satisfactory? Another game by the goat sim devs.
@@WishingWell24 yes
I'm glad he actually sounds geniunly happy and excited to play
Speedrun Goat simulator 3 when it comes out
Never knew this was possible
But i like how the people dance in this game
When Peter Parker got bit by a goat instead of spider
Now imagine if he added in Goat Sim Payday, Goat Sim Waste of Space, and GoatZ
GoatZ sounds awesome!
Waste of space would take ages
@@Roscoe..
Ikr I still haven’t finished the trophies
@@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what goats do you have?
@@goawayddd9799
Almost all of them, just missing waste of space
"Im just a goat dude, chill out."
- An actual goat
Oh boy, how much I played with this cursed and funny game. Hours, days, even weeks, and idk actually why. It just was fun. But I didn't even think that it has a goal.
2:41 LOL, what timing, beautiful~
Eazy Speezy in a nutshell: Weird speedruns: The Archives
This game is so crazy it still took me 2 entire minutes to begin understanding wtf you were trying to do
I miss the good old days of when goat simulator was relevent and fun. It was a simpler time. It was my first year watching RUclips videos and I had just discovered markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Vanossgaming, and many other great RUclipsrs. I miss those days, so very much. I'm sad.
The legendary days of RUclips and PewDiePie Markiplier Jacksepticeye
@@legendgamers1067 Yeah... so many great content creators, and set in a time before controversy and cancellation. So many of my old favorites are either now controversial, gone, or resorting to clickbait. I'm just glad that the ones that are still around are making good content that works, as well as providing the newer generation of RUclips with memories that will last.
(2 years ago)
I love the chat in the mmo sim part. Lots of memories from WoW and FF14... :) (and other MMOs)
"ok goat you just made my explanation look dumb..."
*zooms up on goat's butt anyways *
it's nice to see you doing actual games, and i know how intensive it can be to have to memorize and time when to do things. Especially to have to do everything semi-consistantly. Great job speedrunning Goat Simulator!
I bet Eazy is too scared to speedrun 2048
Come on already, it’s been 11 days
It's RNG as sometimes they spawn in a good place sometimes they don't.
I've been on my grind for almost 25 bud, you need diligence more than anything in this world
Damn, this speedrun was so nostalgic even Speezy forgot how to spell in his desc.
The
It isn't a speedrun when he's cutting the video every time he finishes a sentence
When he cuts it he leaves the timer still going.
You're 12.
@@bodariousbruh4549 lmao
the nostalgia is unreal, thank you for this throwback
I used to play this with my mom when I was little so this brings back memories.❤
You're still little.
I'm glad you talk a lot...
It helps me sleep
I’ve always enjoyed this game
13:13 "Why cant i dual wield shields this is stupid" BRUUUH XD
But why can't I???
"This is my real life now and what a sad reality it is" -easyspeazy
Damn i forgot this game existed.I remember the good old days when i used to watch Pewds play it.
Goats absolutely have emotions. This goat embodies chaos.
Good times with this game
An enchanted diamond pickaxe aproves of this golden nostalgia speedrun
A muppet also aproves
@ThePlayStationGamer lucky me and no i aint no bot hehe
@ThePlayStationGamer ok
Ok uwu
No matter what this always has been and always will be a legendary game
I used to play this game for hours just running around destroying everything, good times.
Same. 😔🤚
I was today years old when I found out goat MMO simulator wasnt an MMO
Rare footage of EazySpeezy breaking the game instead of the game breaking him
Wdym? This is how the game is meant to be played, broken and bugged!
YES! He speedran it! Let’s go!
This game has a POINT?!?? A GOAL?!??! SINCE WHEN?!!???
it would be pretty cool if the all trophy run had a lot of the secrets like the demon goat
I love this game and haven’t clicked on a vid faster also please 100% this game at some point 😂
my favorite youtuber playing my favorite game and I'm early, what are the chances
20 seconds in and the goat is dragging its arse on the floor. This game, man
When you use this video to find the final trophies you need 🥶
if you use the angle goat and tank goat you can go way faster and when you were getting the goat at the top of the disco building it would of been faster to use the elevator good speedrun
i have so much nostolgia playing the game
Me watching a asmr vid for sleep and accidentally pressing on this. “Mission failed successfully”
This game is just Speezy's conscience but playable
Yikes
You're making me feel old.
i love how hes making old games popular again
@@pvic6959 he's not really, he's just playing them and reminding people of these awesome games. Not as if goat sim will suddenly rise in popularity again.
@@isdisgudnam not with that attitude :^)
The chat seems so realistic, like I see some having actual conversations
I’ve been looking to finish this game for 3 years and this man did it in 17 minutes 😭😭
5:52 F's in the chat for my console bois who couldn't get the grappling power up.
Hello Chippy'sCouch fan!
100k likes guys, we can do it. I think that deep down, we all need a part 2
With the 3 dlcs (goatz, waste of space and goat payday
Oh my god, the nostalgia. I haven’t played Goat Simulator in years.
the amount of times he said‘I’m a goat’
13:54 It's night time because thise place, "Twistram" is a reference to Diablo's Tristram. In Diablo II, that map is kind of secluded, and it's always night time when you get there (not that there is any actual time in the Diablo games (yet)).
i love how he records his audio as he plays so we get to watch him lose his sanity in real time
Pretty sure it’s a voice over
@@D4080K nah he mentioned before in another video that he records the audio as he does the speedrun. sometimes its a voice over, but he specifies when it is. he generally records these durring twitch streams iirc, and you can tell bc you can hear his voice hitch when he fucks up
@@notroxa ah okay, cool!
@@notroxa nah its very obviously a voice over, there are jump cuts you goon.
@@bodariousbruh4549 ......its pretty obvious it isnt, as you can frequently hear him losing his train of thought in response to things happening real time that shocked, which someone doing a voice over wouldnt do since they already know whats going to happen
but i am curious, go ahead and send the jumpcuts you think proves its a voice over