Granted it’s the offscreen scream of Ted that really hits it home, Brian’s was just a confused and angry statement. While Ted is just full of pure shock.
2:10 "There ARE no chicks with d--" That is THE line, when I saw this in the theatre, where myself and most of the audience died. I swear we missed at least the next few lines completely, laughing with tears in our eyes.
The best part is when people call out other characters as being humanized and sexualized versions of splatoon characters. I still remember the meme accusing a character from Persona 5, Futaba Sakura, as being a "humanized and sexualized version of the oranhe splatoon squidling".
It would be very end if they did have them go check up on it, and it was gone all of it and they get back to the apartment and the laptop is there fully back together and working
Crazy to say Seth has no range when a lot of the characters he voices have vastly different voices, he probably just chose this voice for Ted because it's recognisable and gets a laugh
Law & Order Lyrics 🎵Let’s all go to Court🎵 🎵Let’s go make some law now, 🎸yeah yeah yeah yeah, some law now🎵 “I say we go to court.” “Yes, let’s go to court!” “We’re a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.” 🎵Hey you lawyer guys, 🎸you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you, while we’re high🎵
1:40 yeah this shit is so hilarious when Ted scream it out when he go WHAT THE FUCK and John goes holy shit dude what’s a matter what happen what going on and Ted goes THERE SO MUCH PORN!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
1:40 ok....can we all confirm this is what happens when our parents first discovers our search history and we forget to delete it? LMAO I can't breathe it's too rich
So I found this bag washed up on shore the other day and I found what looks like a laptop inside! It damaged beyond repair, but I have a friend who’s good at recovering files from old hard drives and such. I’ll get back to you guys soon and let you know what he pulls up.
This joke would have been vetter if it came back near the end, Anchorman: "And in today's top news story, a mysterious shattered laptop was discovered in the bay. Tech experts are working diligently to rebuild the piece" Johnny: "F*CK!" (Cut to credits)
All that effort to hide the laptop was probably the best bit in the entire movie
Liam Neeson. Nuff said…
Or his porn is on his NAS haha
Now that's how you destroy evil porn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@calebgraham6166 apart laptops don't have enough storage so the porn will be on a network drive so destroying the laptop was pointless
You seen the sad improv scene right?
1:40 that was WAAAAY better than Brian’s reaction to Peter smoking crack.
Granted it’s the offscreen scream of Ted that really hits it home, Brian’s was just a confused and angry statement. While Ted is just full of pure shock.
my dad says it very similar
“WHAT THE *FUCK?!”*
@@GiygasNightmare Woah, holy shit, dude, what's the mattah?!
@@ocularzombie6679 THERES SO MUCH PORN-
“What are you talking about private shit Johnny?! It was wide open, there were literally a thousand files in here!” 🤣💀💀😂
" well I've been meaning to clear some of that out"
Jesus Chri... Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rim job" "Counterclockwise rim job"?
@@greenninjaindustries3945 " yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way"
"You sick bastar- LOOK AT THIS!! 'chicks with dicks'?!"
@@FrankieCharfauros-yr4mf”You sick bastard. LOOK AT THIS CHICKS WITH D*CKS!?”
2:10 "There ARE no chicks with d--" That is THE line, when I saw this in the theatre, where myself and most of the audience died.
I swear we missed at least the next few lines completely, laughing with tears in our eyes.
That line had me fighting for my life lmao
That scene needs to be shown to ALL Woke Twittard SJW Letter Brigade PronounERS. TROLLOLOLOLOL
Nowadays that joke aged like milk
@@ebonybrown5644 Nope. More accurate than ever.
Only Wokies are mad lol
@@ebonybrown5644 Not really, no.
Clockwise and counterclockwise is a level of specificity that is well beyond anything I could muster.
Want some tips?
Even more than rule 34 can handle
"Yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way" -John Bennett
Does it really matter???
@@jackphillips3354 To him, it clearly does.
1:40 Jaiden animations when she look herself up on the internet
@Hunter-jn2lw if you know you know
@Hunter-jn2lw Don't
Did you see what I see 💀
@@Switzerlandishere yes 💀
My retinas are burnt into my brain
2:05 Hearing this as a kid changed my life in ways I couldn't comprehend
Same
Yall need therapy
Idk why people like fut@ pron
Same ngl
Same here
2:31 It's the same idea with horror movie monsters. You have to be thorough and do kill confirms.
That seemed like the most Peter Griffin thing Ted did. Especially with the cuts to each bit.
@@wilfred9Fun fact: They’re both voiced by the same guy, which is very clear.
I'm using this line in future conversations.
Rule 2: Double Tap
Ted: so how bad is your porn addiction...
John: yes
Clockwise rimjob and counter clockwise rimjob cracked me up 😂😂
Not the worst one I've seen
1:45 any character ever googling them self
Pov Chun li:
Pov raven team leader:
Pov raven from teen tians go:
@@FrostyBastion literally any character to ever exist:
@@normalpizza1567 look himself up
Overwatch:........
@@scorpion40kblame overwatch 2 iirc
1:45 THERES SO MUCH PAAAWWNNN!!!
Me after seeing 16 pieces of the same type in chess:
Well, what the hell are you looking through my private shit?
@@TheBrokenOwlWhat are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally thousands of files here!”
@@AlfieLarner18well i've been meaning to clear some of that out
Jesus Christ.. Look at the organization here. Clockwise rimjob, Counter Clockwise rimjob.
Ted 3 should start with the FBI showing up at his door with the bag 😂
That would be the funniest thing i would love to see XD
8 year old me searching up my favorite cartoon character 1:45
10 year old me just wanting to draw my Pokémon team when I get to Gardevoir
Hanazuki?
Me searching up Sonic fanart:
10 year old me searching up alien x
10 year old me searching Shadow from Sonic X:
1:45 when you get into a new fandom and look at the fan art
Ruins whatever fun you thought you were going to have
Hazbin Hotel
@@AmeerahTawhai
Any fandom, honestly
@@amyartlover I know 🤣
Especially the MHA Fandom.
1:43 the way he yelled that out loud sounds so funny 😆 😂 🤣
1:40
@@greentoesbstatus4325 Ted: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
"No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it, we gotta bury it in the harbor" got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You _sick_ bastard!” 😂
Opinions may be fiercely divided on Mr MacFarlane's ability to write jokes, but I think we can all agree he always nails the delivery of them! 😂
1:58
John, that’s not a good response to that! 😂
2:11 "there ARE no chicks with dicks John only guys with tits" got me rolling 😂
And he's not even wrong
Technology isn't there yet
"Man I love the Splatoon fandom. I wonder what the people are like"
3 minutes later: 1:43
The best part is when people call out other characters as being humanized and sexualized versions of splatoon characters. I still remember the meme accusing a character from Persona 5, Futaba Sakura, as being a "humanized and sexualized version of the oranhe splatoon squidling".
I got a better one.
"Boy, do I love the Sonic fandom. I bet they got really some cool fanart."
Later...1:40
GamerFreak Leak: 1:40
LMFAOO
1:40
"Ever heard of Undertale?"
"No, I'll look it up."
That's why you should ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEARCH ON
You know you have a problem when it gets to the point where you have to unexist your computer.
They should of done a scene where they checked it 3 months later
Definitely should have been a deleted scene.
Should did the scene in the laptop was gone and his ex was putting it together.
Mid credit scene
It would be very end if they did have them go check up on it, and it was gone all of it and they get back to the apartment and the laptop is there fully back together and working
This has to be one of the funniest scenes in the movie for sure 😂
The only way I think it could be funnier is if there was a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion on the desk in plain view
Anybody else got google voice assitant at "hey you lawyer gaaaah"
Yep
Yep
Yep
Adding myself here.
I swear, this movie along with the sequel and A Thousand Ways to Die in the West are just very long Family Guy cutaway gags and I love it.
0:18 peter griffin!?!?!??
Ted and Peter Griffin are nothing voiced by Seth MacFarlane
They're voiced by the same person @@TheImperfectGuy
@@TheImperfectGuyyou idiot it’s the same voice actor
Same actor. Seth mcfarlene
Yup the creator of Family guy, The Cleveland show, American dad and Ted @@leonardpayne8795
This whole bit is iconic and will be forever XD
2:03 that part made me hyperventilate laughing
Funnier sped up
I love how John and Ted are able to make up lyrics to the theme song for Law and Order.
1:40 this is gold, XD
1:45 me when I saw a bunch of rules 34 of pomni:
Yup… that’s Rule 34 for ya
@@ayden4870 Who even came up with it in the first place?
@@olgamingle I honestly have no idea probably some nsfw artists or something
Yep... poor Gooseworx.
I would rather see rule 34 of Murder Drones.
1:40 my absolute favorite part
Peter: Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Crack.
Peter: 1:40
This never gets old😂
Bro opened minettas laptop💀
@Hunter-jn2lw fair enough 🤣
The part where Ted found the stash, oh God I died laughing.
1:45 when you enter RUclips Kids expecting safe and appropriate content for children.
There's no freaking way this would be on there.
I've never seen Ted, but that's literally just Peter Griffin.
Edit: I'm aware that it's Seth MacFarlane. It's a dig at his range as a voice actor.
It’s the same voice actor, bro…
It’s literally HIS movie 😭😭
Are you aware of how many characters Seth voices? He has alot of range
Crazy to say Seth has no range when a lot of the characters he voices have vastly different voices, he probably just chose this voice for Ted because it's recognisable and gets a laugh
This is literally each and everyone's mother/father going through they're search history 💀💀💀
1:40 I am loving that scream
Nintendo leaks “Luigi is in Mario 64”
Pokemon leaks 1:45
Law & Order Lyrics
🎵Let’s all go to Court🎵
🎵Let’s go make some law now, 🎸yeah yeah yeah yeah, some law now🎵
“I say we go to court.”
“Yes, let’s go to court!”
“We’re a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.”
🎵Hey you lawyer guys, 🎸you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you, while we’re high🎵
That "WHAT THE F**K" was wild
That could’ve been a good theme song for law and order
1:40
This got me feelin like i just searched up "kids content" on youtube
No matter how many times I watch this scene, the timing of that "WTF!" Gets me everytime. 😂
0:28 YOU DON’T KNOW ME AND JOHNNY ARE WATCHING YOU, WHILE WE’RE HIGH
Lol 🤣
1:40 yeah this shit is so hilarious when Ted scream it out when he go WHAT THE FUCK and John goes holy shit dude what’s a matter what happen what going on and Ted goes THERE SO MUCH PORN!!!!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
1:40 OH MY GOD!
1:40 HOLY SHIT!
1:40 JESUS CHRIST!
Stay that way
I Love Ted Acting Peter Graffin (Family Guy) Voice😂
1:45 The FBI looking at EDP, Dr Disrespect, Cody Ko, Weegeepie, Chris Tyson, Koofy/Kelogish, Drake, & P. Diddy's search history:
1:45 the same thing on the Instagram 😂
When Scott Cawthon Sees The Fnaf Community 1:40
POV:You parents when thought your Search History 1:40
1:45
When I search Sonic X Shadow forgetting to add the generations
This is definitely Seth’s humor
immature humor
Apparently the TV show has way better humor than this? Idk if I believe that tho
I can't help but imagine that little face in the bottom left corner is having the longest "ha" in the history of ha's.
Me seeing Murder Drones Shipping Community: 1:40
It’s kinda crazy how this was the sequence that set up the rest of the plot
I know we're all talking about the porn thing, but
"So your baby's gonna be a superhero!"
"That was the logic I arrived at as well, yes." GOT ME
1:40
“Ever heard of Hazbin Hotel?“
“No, bro. I’ll look it up.”
1:40 ok....can we all confirm this is what happens when our parents first discovers our search history and we forget to delete it? LMAO I can't breathe it's too rich
Too chaotic. This is peak humor
I couldn't breathe in the theater during this scene, I was laughing my ass off 🤣🤣
1:40-1:46 When Pomni sees fanart of herself
“The consequences of our actions.”
teds lil scuba outfit is so adorable when he gives him the thumbs up
1:40 WHAT THE F*CK😂
Johnny: Hey at least I'm not drinking Ted!
When you go to eat the leftover pizza, but somebody already ate it.
“ WHAT THE FUCK! “ Got me 😂
1:40 Me when a G-rated movie gets so much adult humor
North Korean soldiers when given cell phones with internet access:
WTF!!!! 1:40 LMAO 🤣
🤣🤣
Ted Sounds Like Peter Griffin
@slushiefountain Ted Is An Awesome Film I Loved It 😍
If you organize that, you have a really bad problem
So I found this bag washed up on shore the other day and I found what looks like a laptop inside! It damaged beyond repair, but I have a friend who’s good at recovering files from old hard drives and such. I’ll get back to you guys soon and let you know what he pulls up.
Im his friend... THERES SO MUCH PORN!!!!
Did you figure it out yet
Seth McFarlane Please Make Another Ted Movie Because This Is A Masterpiece I Love The Movie Ted
Do you have Peakcock? Since it has Ted the series
2:38
Oh my goodness! 😂
Overwatch, valorant and most hero shooters in a nutshell. 1:43
1:40 Chris Chan allegations
2:10
You are ABSOLUTELY correct
Anybody who says otherwise is delusional
Bait
BY FAR...one of the most true statements i've ever heard in a movie 😂
YES!
Futa gooners need to be checked
If you have it…
You need help… you seriously need help….
Why does this exist….
There was a time when I needed a Ted in my life for this reason 😂
this is like a family guy cutaway, same actor too
1:40 🤣
"We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation"
Convinced Ted is really a reincarnated Peter Griffin in real life lol😂
I hate hat I've seen this movie so much, that I can recite this particular scene from start to finish😂😂😂
I can’t stop hearing peter griffin
This actually looks like a conversation that Brian and Peter could have.
The perfect sound bite doesn't exi-
1:40
NNN preparation
Ted said the truth the next girl he sees he is getting back in the game😂
1:40
The Amazing Digital Circus fans seeing the art that the internet made after the first episode released.
This joke would have been vetter if it came back near the end,
Anchorman: "And in today's top news story, a mysterious shattered laptop was discovered in the bay. Tech experts are working diligently to rebuild the piece"
Johnny: "F*CK!"
(Cut to credits)
Johnny be weirdin out 😂
love the fact that they bought diving equipment just for this, and plan to make this a semi monthly check in
Brain: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Crack.
Brian: 1:40
1:40 Ted: WTF!!!!!!!!! THERRE'S SO MUCH PORN. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
the way mark whalberg breaks down saying he needs help is hilarious
This sounds like my friends computer, I would honestly be Ted in this scene