Ted 2 | Sam L. Jackson vs. the War on Drugs
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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2021
- Ted (Seth MacFarlane) needs a lawyer to prove he's a person. What will he do when he finds out it's a 23-year-old blonde named Sam L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried)... who's into the same kind of substances as Ted?
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Everyone's favorite foulmouthed teddy bear is back for a second round of hilarious antics and outrageous adventures, including UNRATED scenes you didn't see in the theater! When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Other Guys) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. With the help of their smart, beautiful (and pot-loving) lawyer (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!, Les Misérables), the thunder buddies for life battle to legalize Ted in this "wickedly funny"* sequel that will keep fans laughing right up to the very end. *LOS ANGELES TIMES
© 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, John Slattery, Jessica Barth, Morgan Freeman
Produced by: Scott Stuber, Seth MacFarlane, Jason Clark, John Jacobs
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane 
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“I’m gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes” had me laughing way too hard 😭😭
LOL yup, me too!
That alone should’ve gave bro his rights💀
I didnt understand. Please explain. why would he have headache after sometime?
The best line in the scene...
@@abcdefgh6121Ted is being stressed out a lot of his situation right now, too much stress causes bad migraines
Ted- “Have you seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy”😂
Legendary quote of the decade
Oh yeah. That’s the thing he says in the video we all just watched 😐
Don’t forget Morgan freeman he’s the other older black guy
Accurate
The wart over abuse or irony
Heh, the Monopoly stuff was pretty tightly written. "Lemme just drive around the block and I'll be back with $200."
Yeah...the best part is when the lawyer explains the joke. that's always good comedy writing.
My family plays that if you land on GO you get $400. But that's okay because no one asked
"Monopoly is borderline accurate to real-life!"
@@anthonybelanger809 That's because they know you always lose Monopoly, so they're trying to give you some sort of enjoyment in your childhood so you won't grow up hating society and blaming capitalism as every other kid has
Let me be honest that's NOT what I thought about when Ted said that.
"Those aren't supposed to be out." I don't know why that line killed me so hard.
It’s the only funny line in this entire clip. Everything else is typical macfarlane crap. Obvious pop culture references. I suspect that was an ad lib
@@nohomers100 "Here comes autism" "how Long has that Van been there" and literally every second Line is funny. Also maybe Look up the meaning of Pop culture reference, because there ist literally not a single Line of pcr.
@@jeanlanes962 well i think the Sam L. Jackson thing was a pcr.
also the monopoly thing.
but i agree that every second line was gold
It’s from the Simpsons lol
@@SimonWoodburyForget ohh, not sure in the US, but a lot of other countries still love to make new boardgames like Germany, Japan, and i think a few European countries?
Not only that, but according to BetwayInsider (2020), there has been a spike of internet searches for boardgames, as well as sales.
Most popular boardgames include Pandemic, Ludo, Battleships, Game of Life, and Monopoly. And that was just between Feb and March. The spike has since increased over the course of the pandemic.
As for whether the younger kids recognize Monopoly, they very much do. Their parents do have Monopoly, or at least know of it. So it's more than likely that they play it together when the electricity goes out and they wanna have fun or whatever.
It's more likely that the baby boomer generation wouldn't catch the reference than Millenials not getting it.
Amanda Seyfried is so beautiful.
She’s like drawn by a Disney artist.
Yeah her eyes 😍
@@3sgtepwnzr For real, i expect tiny birds and deer to come out of nowhere whenever she points at something or speaks with any melody in her voice
Is that the teddy bear?
I'm surprised no one replied on this saying "SIMP"
Credit to her for being one of the only actors to actually pull the slide out of the bong during a "hit"
She knows what she's doing...
She only did it once
@@adamatch9624 she didnt take a huge hit so yeah
I mean.....you don't have to pull out the slide. Just make your bowl well packed and you can multi hit
She ain't holding the carb 😅
I refuse to believe a 26 year old in the US in 2015 does not know Samuel L Jackson.
Shiva Srinivasan,
And i refuse to believe college kids don't know that the State of New Mexico is Not in Mexico.
So we're Both wrong ...
Ikr is she a mong or what 😂
I feel like Seth McFarlane thinks that Millenials are Gen Z kids
It's a subtle indication that she's good for John. Lori in the first film had no conception of any popular culture. So this girl is enough like Lori to really hit it off with John, but she's much more laid back, which means she's better for him than Lori was.
How about refuse to believe there is a talking teddy bear first?
"How long has that van been there" 😂 😂 I forgot how funny this movie is
I’ve never seen this one
Missed most of the funny movies have you?
CONVERSE1991 me either idk how I missed it 🤣
I'm watching #1 and 2 tonight. I always assumed this was some kids movie.
@@kajzersoze8051 you havent missed much. Better off not watching them
“You any see any movie, ever? He’s the black guy” this had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes 😂
I pissed myself a little lol. Shit was hysterical the first time I saw it
No he’s not is the black guy he is THE black guy The one guy you recognize that everyone else
Fair enough
I hope your floor was dirty lol
Seth McFarlane is a comic genius. The amount of laugh out loud moments in the 2 " Teds" is world class.
@@MortisSwe Is your mind so constipated that you can only describe humanity as left and right? Obviously a result of the increasing Blood vs Crips mentality of the intellect limiting two party US political system combined with the political slant of your 24 hour cable propaganda machines.
@@MortisSweoh shut up
No, your standard's are just very low
@@davefredon skibidi?
Fun fact: Amanda Seyfried was originally cast to play Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy but she turned it down!
Really?? 😱😱
Damn. She would've been lovely.
And she regrets now😂
Lowkey glad cuz I like Zoe Saldana
Seyfried was never an action actor.
"Driving around the block and I'll be back with 200 dollars" is both a monopoly joke and a great turning tricks joke
If he were turning tricks, he would probably walk around the block, not drive. It's the John's that drive.
I smoked this weed one time that made me so paranoid that I found myself sitting in the woods, watching ants use strategic maneuvers to try and attack my shoe laces. Sitting in the woods was the only way for me to calm the hell down lol.
"Legalize it! An after-work beer is more harmful than weed!"
-> Hides in the woods because an ant army attacks him after he smoked some weed
I've had moments like this sober it's not a nice thing when your mind turns on you lol
watching ants use strategic maneuvers on the shoelaces is always a good time
@@GamerBoy813 Wait till the acid kicks in!
@@bastigraf942 Ok but if people found him and learned that he'd smoken weed, would you prefer him getting sent home/ to a therapist, or would you rather have him get arrested and have his life ruined over 1 bad trip.
I'm not into feet. Why is Amanda Seyfried bare foot on a desk making me into feet?
I'm suing McFarlane for this.
😐
Yeah after seeing her bare feet on the desk like that I’m now Quentin Tarantino levels into feet
agreed... this injustice will not stand.
@Liam Mahan tell me about the rabbits, george
It's the woman attached to those feet. Trust me, if they were detached feet laying on a desk, you'd be 30% less turned on.
Ted 3 will be perfect for post-Covid cinema, because we are all depressed and we need a funny movie to laugh at.
I would kill for a Ted 3
@jim cart are you kidding? After all that bullshit, we almost NEED a new Ted to bring us back closer to actual fucking comedy.
@@game84cube actual comedy is very rare these days sadly
Impractical jokers helps
The King's Man is pretty good.
The fact that "the best in town" lawyer asks a talking teddy bear about his financial situation is genuinely hilarious. Shows the true nature of most lawyer$
Or maybe people don't want to work for free???
@@IbkAdelekan Yeah "people" dont share candies either!!!
@@AM-vy2pp sheesh
So they're just supposed to spend 10 years of their life in school out of the kindness of their heart?
1. Ted is a celebrity so it wouldn’t be weird for him to have money
2. Tf you expect, for lawyers to work for free?
Is it only bothering me that when she hit the bong she doesn't close the door?
The windows are shut too
it's a movie. and it is now the year 2021. no one cares anymore
She shouldn't have closed the door.. The guys should have, they were closer.
@@joshrobbinsditto3055 yeah, but she could've asked them to close it.
I noticed that as well and it did bother me. I always close the door even if I'm just doing regular stuff, who sits with the door to their office open when hitting a bong lol
She definitely knew they were stoners and wanted the case so she ripped out the bong.
Hilarious scene
Her uncle told her the client is a grown man talking to a teddy bear. Of course she had a bong ready.
People watching this like:
- in bed
- not in a full screen
- reading comments
Yes exactly
Nailed it
Witch!
R u watching me ?
i’m on a chair
Actually she says she's 26. Isn't this your movie Universal Pictures? lol
What do you mean?
@@acadityac read the description
@@htctalker983 ah, thanks
Must be an unpaid intern.
And Amanda Seyfried is 35 (almost 36) in real life.
"I trust you completely!" That line really cracked me up!!
I see Amanda in a lot of crappy romances, and I've always felt like she was a meh.
But here, I think she's absolutely gorgeous.
You Gotta se mank.
She is Meh. Its the lighting
What do you think about "Dear john" ?
I’m sure she’s ecstatic that you feel this way.
They just kinda gave her roles where she was playing Lackey in most movies which is why she was supposed to be "Meh"
A lot of actresses look "meh" out of the Spotlight.
Girl friend: what you want me to do for your fantasy?
Me: I want you to dress like a lawyer, be in your own lawyer office, sit sexy on your lawyer table, and do something stupid...
Well played.
i don't get it. basically a lawyer cosplay right? whats with the "do something stupid"?
@@elemenopi4827 The thin line between sexy and super sexy is one unbelievable act a real lawyer would not generally do.
@@elemenopi4827 it's about him wanting her to look like Amanda in this scene....
@@a.h.s.3006 SPEAKING FACTS
I don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs in opening argument. 🤣
we dont want to here those songs EVER again
my kids in the future will not even here of that evil movie
Oh let it go
@@toddkes5890 No no just no!😒
I thought that was the funniest line
I don't think 3:37 was scripted.. I think Amanda got legit shocked from Mark's scream, her reaction seemed so genuine and the additional "Oh shit.." was definitely cherry on top and most definitely not scripted lol.
You know the voice over after the scene, so that was not improvised 'oh shit'
@@sidesaddleintobattle4984 yes, it was
What happened to him really , I don't know . I am deeply confuced
@@akkuk.a9176 mans greened out
Amanda hit that bong like a damn pro
Also the strain names are hilarious 😂 "Here Comes Autism", "How Long Has That Van Been There" and "Help Me Get Home" 😆
Those weed names are way better than the real ones. I even tried out one that was just called “When will dad come back to get a pack of smokes?” It’s not bad in moderations though.
Do not smoke weed.
I'm about to get a migraine in the parking lot in 20 minutes later lol
It's pahhking lot
I’m on the autism spectrum and the “Here Comes Autism” weed strain joke damn near made me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂😂
yea same lmaooooo
Same 😂
Me too... I couldn't breath
Same here
Me too
3:13 - As a stonner, her pause to make sure she finished the hit before fully responding is what sold this scene for me.
Wish we had ted 3
Why, is that it for the Ted franchise?
@@phelopatirabdel-malak554 i think so
SAME
@@phelopatirabdel-malak554 Ted cinematic universe.
Yes... On peacock
I smoked WAY too much as a 19 year old with my late best friend once while visiting a friend in Illinois. On the way home to Indy my equally F'ed up friend was cracking up for almost an hour straight. I couldn't figure it out cuz I was doing everything right. Not speeding, stopping at red lights etc. He told me to take the next exit so we could hit a McDonald's around 3am. I stopped in the parking lot and asked him WTF was so damn funny. He said it was my driving. I pointed out that I'd actually done a great job, didn't speed, and didn't blow one damn light. His reply:
*"Dumbfuck, we were on the Interstate. There were no red lights. Your ass was just stopping!!!!"*
23 years later and I still randomly bust out laughing picturing the ride from his POV.🤣🤣🤣🚦🚦🚦
That is gold! I've done just as bad when I was wasted🤣🤣🤣
Could somebody clarify this? Did the driver just park the car and assume they were driving in real life?
@@timothylou4303 I stopped 10+ (MINIMUM) times for traffic lights that didn't exist because there are none on American interstates. It was a 300 mile (500km) straight shot home. I was that messed up. Thankfully the time and weather were on my side and I wasn't pulled over.
@@timothylou4303 I'd say yep! Just randomly stopped on the interstate at imaginary red lights then drove off again
What happened to your best friend?
Mark Wahlberg is truly underrated! Great at action and comedy. I mean, he can't act his way out of a paper bag, but somehow it doesn't matter.
I agree on the comedy, disagree on the acting, he can pull it off in the right situation. But totally underrated comedic actor
He was great in The Departed
@@robertiddon I guess what I mean is he is more like Sean Connory than Woody Harrelson. He is always Mark Wahlberg. You could pull his scenes out of Pain & Gain and put them in Transformers and the setting might throw you off, but it would still come across as the same character.
Don't get me wrong, he is a pleasure to watch, but his acting range is somewhat limited.
dude the wall scene is hilarious, i mean so funny
His definitely not underrated. His house is a 5 million acre mansion
amanda seyfried is so beautiful. and great singing voice too. her red riding hood song is one of my favorites, can listen to that on repeat all day.
Having not seen the movie, I thought there was a Samuel L. Jackson cameo in this where he plays himself based on that title and they shortened his first name to "Sam" so the title could fit on a RUclips search page... boy, was I wrong.
he comes in later though
Bet you don't regret clicking though, don't you?
@@pandoraparadox5941 I think you mean Morgan Freeman.
@@phanomtaxskibididoodoo its laurence fishburne
Legend has it John is still trying to get those hard candies.
And the tootsie rolls
Hahd candies
“Here comes autism” might be one of my favorite lines in this movie
One of the worst in my opinion.
"I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs during the opening argument " LMAO
Love how they are supposed to be really hardcore stoners but they smoke the bong like it’s there first time or summin
theres a difference between being a hardcore stoner and being a sorta functioning member of society who smokes but still gets fucked up high every now and then
@@20the20 true
Not to mention that bong water is disgusting.
Most of the time they weren't even lifting up the bowl piece to properly inhale and clear the chamber, lol.
😂 never saw the weed coming
Can you help me get home 😂😂😩
Amanda's probably going to go down as one of the prettiest Hollywood actresses in history~
Probably going to age well like Blythe Danner too
I was watching this movie with my cousin and I asked him if he recognized the girl, he said no. I asked him if he's ever seen Mean Girls, he paused and his eyes went wide and had an "oh shit" moment.
Did anyone else realize that Samantha said she's 26, and John was 35 in the last film, which means they are like 10 years apart! I love small-age difference couples where the younger person is mature for their age, while the older person is a bit of a kid at heart ❤😂
She lied and shes in her 30s
@@JaydenStorm888 well either way, she's a HOT 30-something year old!
I love the treats on the desk bit. Pure power move haha
"Those aren't supposed to be out"
after watching this scene as an adult I feel those were edibles and he left them by mistake
no their for paying clients
I just love ❤ how fast they sit with the conversation going!!
This was the first movie in a while I was able to sit down and genuinely enjoy without stopping to use my phone. Ted and Ted 2 are my favourite recent movies that I watched 😂
True Story: When I was 19, a friend of mine and I visited another friend nearby my place. After almost 2 hours blazing we left and I was more high than normal, to the point where I got a little paranoid, kept thinking that I would somehow walk into traffic and I asked my friend if we could hold hands to make sure I didn't step off the sidewalk.
"how old r u?"
good question make sure shes not underaged
Request id first 🤣🤣🤣 can't take her for her word only
Love how her opening line is 100% Sam L Jackson.
"I own four houses on Baltic Avenue, I was thinking about just tearing them all down and building a hotel" Is the essence of comic genius. It's so hilarious because the whole premise is so absurd. 😂😂
I like how the bong teleports itself across the desk when she stands up to shake their hand
The funniest thing about the hard candies is that's like maybe $1 worth of candy he's not willing to share with them.
Amanda Seyfried is a perfect specimen.
26* years old. She says it in the video. Watched it?
3:37 My daughter (6 then) had the entire theater cracking up cuz she couldn't stop laughing. She even got high-fived when it let out by a bunch of high school kids. She couldn't quit smiling all night.
You let your 6 year old watch this/
@@sonoftheway3528 Yeah. There were a couple details my idiot niece BS'ed me about, but overall it wasn't too damaging. My kids both are beyond their years when it comes to movies/fiction. There were parents walking out of Oz the Great and Powerful. I dont think my Berea even moved once. Old lady in front of us spent more time watching her facial expressions than the movie. Shoulda seen how hard she got the theater laughing when I jumped like a b***h at a part on The Shallows (shark movie I highly recommend).
@@clevelandbci9562 you sound like a terrible person
@@clevelandbci9562 Man of culture I see I too well let my kids see this when I have kids cause they need to know what real comedy is not the new crap we have nowadays
@@clevelandbci9562 Honestly the best way to raise your kids is not on cartoons. Worked well with me
1:56 Me when I see a cute girl smoking weed in a party.
I wouldn't mind having a lawyer this hot even if I risk loosing the case
Amanda Seyfried is so good in every movie, for sure!
I'm going to have a massive migraine in the car park in about 20 minutes!!! Brilliant!
I like how he f*cking gets up randomly and goes to wall and goes “im having trouble over here” good stuff
These movies were so effing Great! I'm sad there probably wont be any more :(
barefoot on the table smoking pot, its like the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
"Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called Here Comes Autism". Jesus Christ that made me spit on myself.
I just watched the episode of Black Mirror with the first gentleman behind the desk. Odd timing.
Ted 3, we need it!
"That weed is really good, it reminds me of the strain I smoked last time called here comes autism" I'm fucking dead 😂
2:15 love the old man tired stretching "hey how are ya"
Lmfao the candy bit gets me every time
LOL this never gets old hahahahaha
Everybody comment for a Ted 3 maybe if we get enough the producers will notice because this is mainstream uploaded
At 3:31 end then again a few second later when the car honks you can see Amanda barely holding in here laugh :D
'...help me get home...' 🤣😂🤪🤪 Those were the days.
“Have you seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy”
I couldn't have it said any better
1:12 She has the most beautiful way to say the f word and the most beautiful face to appear after the word
Everyone knows when Seth Macfarlane has a crush 🥰 lol
The hard candies though 😂😂😂😂
God I was dying when he asked about the hard candy
After almost 20 years of getting high i can say this is the most unrealistic depiction of people being high ive ever seen. Nevermind the talking teddy bear.
The talking teddy bear was probably a clue that this wasn't realistic. Though the lawyer smoking pot wasn't too far from the truth given most of them are clueless.
Wow congrats stoner for pointing out the obvious.
Nuh uh! How Mark acts is exactly how I get when I smoke pot. I think everyone is talking about me and I wanna go home but I don't want anyone to see me leave, so I start considering crawling out the window. I smoke but once or twice a year lol
Definitely can induce panic attacks
THERE WAS A TALKING TEDDY BEAR?
2:28 I’ll always remember that joke from this movie’s trailers.
3:24 😂😂😂😂 I'm done!
Boa tarde, esse filme, maravilhoso. Adorei o vídeo.
The names for the weed in this movie are top tier.
Man universal.. you be uploading
Love how he just goes into the corner
First thought when I saw the caption “Have u seen any movie ever, he’s the black guy.”
They leave an awful lot of smoke in the bong for stoners, I usually only see fog like that with newbies. Were they just using it as a water pipe?
Most people don’t know that. That’s why they gotta dramatise the smoke to drive the point really home that they’re stoners.
@@aconite72 ahh, true enough
All Smoke is CGI....for insurance reasons !!
My cousin broke an Xbox mic I gave him since I bought a new one and used it as bong.
He lost it in the move.
Anything can be a bong if you're creative enough.
He uses empty 2 liters bottles now and has an actual bong when he's out of the house.
it feels like another family guy episode, and im NOT complaining LMAO
Smoke and Water finally do mix. Bong on a desk w/honor. Nice work, Brian
i just love these weed strains XD; best names ever
This is my favourite moviee
Amanda Samantha Seyfried.....lolol......My Ted doll was made in Korea......hahaha.....
Reminds me of my first trip to Amsterdam. Red eye flight, cant check in to hotel and run across "the real thing" bud in some coffee shop. Have a little session and boom, Im lost in a foreign city high as hell.
Amsterdam is perfect to smoke and get lost in!
I usually don't trust any lawyer til they do a bong rip
I like how she's a stoner but also a pretty educated lawyer.
I love how terrified John is trying to get home 😂
I love how they both sat down after seeing Sam smoking Marijuana.
Just a word of advice from someone who works in the legal industry - if you have a choice always hire a balding middle age dude because they are the ones that are so good they make it in field without the body and cute pant suit. Law firms love to hire chicks to "class the place up".
3:38 she almost lost it 😂
''I just don't want my lawyer to sing frozen songs'' 😂😂😂🤣
I've seen this film several times and still spit out my drink over, "How long has that van been there."