Morgan Freeman (Lawyer Scene) | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2019
- The state authorities of Massachusetts declare Ted (Seth MacFarlane) property rather than a person, so Ted, angry at the injustice, looks for the best lawyer blessed by God: Morgan Freeman.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
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Morgan Freeman sucks
Me
Dister@ what’s wrong with you did you see his skin color your a monster 😤
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@@Viking0508 mmm
We're a fun hospital.
Said as monotone as possible.
We’re so fun we like making people think ur dead
case myers god bless you
im the 1100th liker on this comment
That was the most family guy-esque line in the movie
Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is terrifying.
“I know this man committed murder, but in 10 minutes, you won’t be sure anymore.”
i read that in morgan freeman's voice...
Noce
Morgan Freeman hmmmmmhmmmm, wiser men then you there are
tommy blade huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, never dead I am, one with the force I am, cool blue ghost thingy I am.
Morgan Freeman mhmhmhmhmhmhmmmm, chosen me the winner of this argument youtube has, fair game this has been, good day!
If Morgan Freeman was a lawyer he could probably win every case with his voice alone
He would just have to say “not guilty” and then it would all be over
What if he was a lawyer for Red from Shawshank redemption? Who would win?
I like his voice
You Filipino too?
@@MikeJ2023I believe since Red was portrayed as admittedly being the only inmate guilty in Shawshank he wouldn't have attempted to defend himself from incarcerated..
“We’re a fun hospital”
That was a real family guy type joke 😂 it’s so obvious the is Seth McFarlane’s creation.
This version of dark humor was actually relatively mild, though. And actually, unlike a lot of more modern dark humor jokes on Family Guy, this one actually got me to laugh. Gotta give credit to Mark Walberg, though. Until the Ted movies, I didn't think he could be that funny of a guy.
It was like when Peter and Lois started fucking in the grocery store and the guy just walked by and said, “This is a cool place.”
But you probably get it from another doctor not Doctor Hartman
which probably explains why this movie is basically the plot of the tng episode a measure of a man.
This second movie actually was a Family Guy episode. Brian had gone to court. The judge was black.
If Morgan Freeman tells you you're guilty even if you didn't do anything, you're guilty.
Unless you're innocent, then you're still guilty.
If he told me I was guilty and I wasnt I would do something very fast to be guilty
Even the Hokage feels the same way
God of shinobi needs to follow Morgan’s order too~~
Hashirama Senju Tell that to Madara bro
That moment when you realize even a teddy bear has a girlfriend and not you..🤐🤐🤐
Ik its a film but so true
and girlfriend is hoot
the question is how does he fuck her though
@AW Cause ahh yeah the actress is one hot ass woman
Jokes on you i do have a girlfriend and she is beautiful
*”No problem, we’re a fun hospital”*
Best Doctor ever
“Honey they’re classy they are not like us” 😂😂
Gets me every time
"classy"
@@mrsocko316 Man she would be a fun mom since she understand the golden rule
"Dont be a cockblocker!"
“They’re good people”
Of course Ted was going to win. He had God as his lawyer.
Jose’s Gaming Channel Best comment ever.
Anis Alamov no he literally played as god in a movie
Rick O'Shay very ironic lmao
@Rick O'Shay I thought he was agnostic
@@anisalamov825 if your too sensitive yeah I believe in God and see no problem
"No problem, We're a Fun Hospital" 🤣🤣🤣👏👏
This is weird
You asshole
I like how Ted ain’t even mad he understands lmaooo bromance at it finest
Love how he just rolled with the punch.
-"You can go F yourself"
-"I will... And after I'm done F-ing myself, I would like to take your Case"
Great writing and Delivery!
Funny as hahaha 😂
I love that
I couldn't even stop laughing at Morgan's delivery! 🤣🤣
Well he knew he at least deserved to be told that 😂
I never expected Morgan to ever say that lol
"No they're classy. They're good people." 😂😂
😂 😂
😂💀💀☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂
They're not like us.
😂😂😂
That man could tell me the earth is round and I'd believe him.
Someone is about to get r/woodshed I can feel it
bekosim batman BuT ThE EaRtH iS RoUnD
@@galacticgaming4472 they cant be if you say that before someone has been wooshed
Ok
Instadan Gamer r/woosh
Is no one gonna talk about how he actually almost died but was brought back with the defibrillators
It's a movie about a talking bear gtfoh
burritozilla shout out to Bruce Almighty.
especially because thats not how that works
Welllll, in actual fact, it can, and does, happen especially when the defibrillator is used within 60 sec of the onset of a shockable rhythm. Now if he really was in asystole, that is not a shockable rhythm, but I have done 1 round of cpr with 1 dose of epi on a patient in asystole, got enough blood pumped to get them into v-fib, then shock them and have them convert to normal sinus. It is possible and happens on something of the order of around %13 in in-hospital arrests and around %3 in out of hospital arrests. Btw, I am a 16 year veteran paramedic, so I have seen it a time or two.
atleast they did compressions before which is factual.
Lol
"They're not like us, they're good people"
😂😂
When you accept you're hopeless
Helpless?
@@lucasterling no no no
I feel like this is a cameo of the few times Morgan Freeman played God in movies
His scenes all looked like "motion picture footage of Morgan Freeman".
He would only be able to play a cameo if he was actually god 🤦🏻♂️
Jim Jim not really. Considering how Morgan Freeman is God in many movies, him playing God in a movie that you would never consider is a cameo, there is really no point for him to be in this film other to add some sort of surprise.
Hi
U mean be played himself.
I may get ridiculed for this, but man, I really want a buddy like Ted in my life
Ahsan Abbas I’m with you fam, if I had my own Ted id just chill wit him instead of all the fake people I know lol
ridiculous
@@unwantedangelsmc7746 there you go
Haha Hahahaha nerd
Jesus what a fucking mary. Lol I dont deserve a Ted, he'd come alive and wonder why theres a hole in his ass. I would tell him cause I used to shove my hand in there.... but, we'd both know that's a lie. Lol
If Morgan freeman told me I was guilty I would full heartedly say “wow this guy might be on to something here. I guess I’m guilty.”
😂 😂
😂🤣
I don't know why I read that in Mark Wahlberg's voice but it worked
Morgan Freeman is God ?
Ask Jim Carrey lol.
Or Steve Carell
Morgan is the voice of god and Jim is the image of a rat
And Michael scott
And the grinch
The Black All State Guy played God in the tv show Lucifer
And God said "let there be a lawyer with the voice of me!"
You need to capitalize words referring to Him!! Just kidding, I don't care. I'm not religious.
Lol
let there be God with the voice of a lawyer
Nah he just decided to physically manifest as Morgan Freeman
Or he is god
Morgan freeman not only spoke to a teddy bear, but defended him in court.
Wtf.
Acus9999 thats the power of Morgan Freeman
HES A HUMAN GET IT RIGHT
@@SAMSUNG-br2uv legally he is, but like he isn’t tho
@@SAMSUNG-br2uv no he’s a person. Not a human person, but a person.
So what? We're questioning god now? Lmao
I love how John convinced the hospital workers to do that
They’re a fun hospital.
Fan theory
If John actually did die, his wish would die with him and thus Ted would revert back to a toy. Ted only lives because John is alive.
You must be fun at parties...
It was his ex-gf who wished ted back to life in the 1st movie so ted would been still alive if John died
john did die... he said it himself.
"they brought me back with the paddles... "
Wishes never die
@@tybonez1364 people who die can't be brought back with paddles.
No no honey they're classy there not like us theyre good people
I liked that part
It's Captain
The fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is saying this
@@DragonsRocks017 uh thx😂
I’m pretty sure this is the first time I heard Morgan Freeman swear
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Well you're clearly a fucking moron because he has cursed many times before in his movies.
Fucking moron
@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 What the fuck is wrong with you?
@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 good job liking your own comment
Go watch Shawshank Redemption like right away.
*John when he actually dies*
Ted waiting for him to wake up:
I could listen to Morgan Freeman's beautiful voice forever and it would never get tiring
I loved this movie, *and* Freeman’s Speech was pretty freaking amazing.
T- that didn’t require a ‘but’, they were both positive statements
When it is not.
I love how the live action Seth MacFarlane movies have random situations that r just like family guy or american dad
I think he wants to make a live action Family Guy. The closest thing we got is skit. Was it on madtv or something? the one with the Asian Steview
@@goromajima504 mad tv
It was similar to the duke of hazards scene in family guy with peter winding up the car window and brian breaks his neck and peter says that payback from a few episodes back i think it was that it was ages since i seen the ep it where the family move to the bayou
I was definitely shocked when I heard Morgan Freeman joined the cast of this movie. I guess even if your film isn't a huge blockbuster, if it does well enough, you'll have even the most high-profile actors signing on to join the sequel.
Fuckin MARK WALHBERG IS IN THE MOVIE
HOW HIGH PROFILE ACTORS DO YOU WANT
This movie was the definition of a blockbuster. Commercials ads and posters of the first one were everywhere and Seth was a superstar
Even if the movie wasn't a blockbuster his role within it was very strong.
"We're a fun hospital." 🤣🤣
Got to be of the funniest lines in the history of cinema.
A lawyer with the voice of God, literally
More like God with the voice of a lawyer.
He plays god in Bruce Almighty😂
Freeman doesn’t even believe in God, surprisingly.
Bruce almighty reference
@@stephenking5852 He cant believe in himself.
That's a fun doctor 😄
He he🤣
They're a fun hospital
3:11
john: Hey Doc! it worked out hilarious thanks!
Doc: No problem. were a fun hospital!
Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is legit terrifying. You could walk into court on murder charges knowing you're innocent and after ten minutes, you'll be sitting there thinking, "I'm a monster."
Still cannot get Ted's wife outta my mind...
No I can
Ranel Gallardo thanking you later.
@@ranelgallardo7031 ok ill thank you now
dzezuz Like way later
@@ranelgallardo7031
I am very sorry for thanking you way too late...
Thank You...
Plot twist: Morgan Freeman is the reason Ted is alive in the first place.
Plot twist: How about you shut your face!!!
You can actually tell John’s alive *before* the doctor told Ted, Sam and Tami the ‘bad news’ as he clearly hesitated rather than saying straight out John ‘died’
2:50- I remember when I first saw this he got me too and I laughed. That's actually good that the doctors and nurses have a sense of humor too. I feel like you need that considering the field they're in.
2:36 that face should be in a horror movie
Dear god your right.
Oh shit
Tami-Lynn’s or Sam’s?
Bradley Clark sam
*cough* maybe we dont want you.
Best line
shat ap
"Well uh.... maybe we don't want you now"
"Shut up"
"No yeah we want ya for sure we want ya"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Morgan Freeman has such an amazing voice,he can read the phone book and make it sound interesting!
2:57 when your squad laughs at something you dont know about
I love it when he says: no problem, we're a fun hospital. 😂
4:30, the 1 thing I could never have imagined Morgan Freeman saying & he still delivers it perfectly 😂
4:40😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Attitude!!
I wanna go to a fun hospital when I die.
then you wont die
@@joshuaking5672 k
@@joshuaking5672 ok
@@joshuaking5672 k
Doc: makes joke
You: ha doc I'm dying
Doc: yes yes you are
Congratulations Ted! You are now officially a REAL PERSON!!!👏👏👏
So, no one’s gonna talk about the nurse’s rapid fire yet accurate delivery of her lines?
Morgan Freeman is the best
This movie Ted and Ted 2 are disgraceful and I will never allow my son to watch it
@@moniquedesrochers106 Why?
Monique Desrochers Morgan Freeman would be disappointed in you.
C B I agree
"No problem, we're a fun hospital" said the doctor casually while standing perfectly framed at the doorway. 🤣
0:30 when you're rapping the fast part in rap god
"You can change your relationship status from single into it's complicated" I like that.
This is literally the greatest scene in any movie ever
3:52
Honey Honey they're classy, they're not like us. 😂😂😂
4:32 and a star exploded.
4:26 Jeez Morgan Freeman is funny
I will and as soon as I'm done fucking myself 🤣🤣🤣
“We are a fun hospital 🏥 “
Outside of the jokes and stuff, this actually pulled on a few heart strings for me. Then again, combine Morgan Freeman with a great wholesome ending, and that will happen.
03:20 She didn't forget to put a picture on facebook after she heard that he has died, It shows how devastated she was.
Why do I get the feeling that the A.I. is going to use this exact speech
When you realize a teddy bear has feelings and you don’t
My ex
Do you know why Morgans voice sounds so relaxing? It’s because its Gods gift
God's gift? Tf u mean he is THE GOD HIMSELF
2:37 anyone seeing this
The voice is incredible, thanks Morgan for all your incredible work.
2:00 try not to cry wait until ted stops talking
4:17
"You know why?
ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"
"No problem, we're a fun hospital :) " Love that line between everything xD
5:03 all pets are now human. Morgan Freeman has spoken.
I really like how in this universe Samuel L Jackson is still a famous actor, but Morgan Freeman is a civil rights lawyer with the "voice of God"
“Well maybe we don’t want you now.”
Whaaaaat?😂😂💀💀
John:(looks at teddy) stfu stfu ahahah
I legit was expecting someone to have unplugged the heart monitor machine
These 8 minutes have been the biggest emotional roller coaster of my ENTIRE life
life supports shows a 0 and makes warning beeps
"What is going on? is he going to be ok?"
Usually those things are quite a clear sign of whats going on, and it's not going in that direction...
Imagine if Ted was human ang went full knuckles when he was jumpscared... His friend would've stayed at the hospital a little but longer
Was kinda disappointed he didn't get any more freckles...
Really? You’re throwing a South Park joke into this? LMAO
Only 17 people got this joke including me
"HES A ZOMBIE! HES A FUCKIN ZOMBIE!" lmao.
"They're classy they're not like us"
Imagine being so goddamn powerful that you can stop your own heart without dying
Just when you think a movie couldn’t be better, Morgan Freeman comes into the scene.
“No Problem we’re a fun hospital” 🤣🤣🤣
Just imagine someone not knowing what's going and suddenly they see a sentient teddy bear proposing to a woman and then the woman saying yes and the entire city celebrating.
This was one of the best movie moments ever
This got me emotional, and it doesn’t even have a plausible premise.
I never thought I'd say this but Morgan Freeman has a beautiful voice. Then again I always say that in every movie he's in.
Morgan has 1 of the best clear voice around the world
If I ever end up in the hospital, I'm definitely asking the doctor to play along.
Amanda Seyfried's acting is amazing.
This is what Morgan Freeman was doing when he made Jim Carrey God LOL
That is the quickest response to code blue I’ve ever seen
"Stuffy douche bag for the plaintiff, your honor"
"Morgan Freeman for the defendant, your honor"
"We, the jury, find in favor of the defendant, your honor"
*BANG* "Court is adjourned."
I've never seen this movie so him being dead totally got me lmaooooo
“No problem, we’re a fun hospital”...I fucking love that 😂
i love how when Morgan starts talking, the prosecutor didnt even try argue with his points, because we all know when God is speaking you keep your damn mouth shut and what he says is true is the damn truth.
2:04 How can Johnny pull that off without smiling or laughing?
Stop saying he has the Voice of God!
HE IS GOD!!!
Stop saying he’s God !
JESUS IS GOD!!!
@@Obamnaz Jesus is YOUR god, and he's not the only god. Other religions exist outside of yours, dumbass.
@@ChaotiX1 Other religions exist, not other Gods. There is only one God. Turn to him and you will have eternal life.
@@chrishamaseb5443 yeah you all think your god is the only god but no matter who you believe in, the cast majority of the world believes differently than you do.
And because God isn't a 'Trend' or something the whole world doesn't believe in doesn't mean he ain't real. They ain't believe this virus until people started dying. What you have to do is accept that God is real. Sometimes you feel that he is and you choose to ignore it.
instead of realizing john was messing them, ted immediately jumped to the conclusion that John was a zombie and attacked him