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  • @katiee4396
    @katiee4396 Год назад +4237

    "We are police colleagues" "This is a work event" one of my favorite lines ever

    • @utspish
      @utspish Год назад +19

      Now you can't even do simple addition

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul Год назад +12

      ​@@utspishdo we have to teach her college statistics?

    • @jasonandylzu6846
      @jasonandylzu6846 Год назад +13

      @@syednoorerasuldo we have to teach her 8th grade statistics

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul Год назад +10

      @@jasonandylzu6846 do we have to teach her 7th grade statistics?

    • @A_Shrubbery1901
      @A_Shrubbery1901 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@syednoorerasul *insert snide reply about kindergarten statistics

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +6786

    I don't know who had the idea of making Amy the more kinky of the two, but whoever did it is a genius

    • @Raydnt69
      @Raydnt69 Год назад +717

      Amy ordering 4 shots knowing full well what 4 drink Amy is ;)

    • @hendrikwirtz8418
      @hendrikwirtz8418 Год назад +385

      ​​@@Raydnt69never thought of this detail
      So she intentionally broke one of the three rules

    • @asherong909
      @asherong909 Год назад +20

      @@hendrikwirtz8418ikrrrr

    • @jarretthuffin
      @jarretthuffin Год назад +7

      FACTS!!!!!

    • @serenabetala9372
      @serenabetala9372 Год назад +170

      I mean, she’s the intellectual, reserved, nerdy, quirky type. Of course she had to be a freak in the bedroom 😂

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH Год назад +4875

    This is missing Jake taking Amy to the barrel museum

    • @adityasr2448
      @adityasr2448 Год назад +353

      "Josiah was a cooper, not a hooper"
      "Oh, mama..."

    • @nemigen8871
      @nemigen8871 Год назад +17

      @@adityasr2448 oh my god that line 😂😂😂

    • @candidavaide4167
      @candidavaide4167 Год назад +15

      This is ICONIC!!!!!

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 Год назад +62

      ​@AdityaSR24 the best part is that implies Jake was paying attention to everything Holt was saying

    • @jenniferadams7582
      @jenniferadams7582 Год назад +13

      Guess was considered to hawt and couldn't include the barrel museum.

  • @cuddlemeheywoodu
    @cuddlemeheywoodu Год назад +973

    The way Terry says "this was a very confusing interaction" somehow absolutely gets me, every single time.

  • @xbrunnx
    @xbrunnx Год назад +2376

    The whole this B needs a C in her A had me dying. We all thought what Jake said.

    • @Trainer_Ruffles
      @Trainer_Ruffles Год назад +47

      Easily my favorite joke in the entire show

    • @jarretthuffin
      @jarretthuffin Год назад +7

      You ain't lyin

    • @madunwagbo4769
      @madunwagbo4769 Год назад +18

      And we all KNOW what Jake said

    • @TheScoppie
      @TheScoppie Месяц назад +11

      Classic scene line, and a shame they didn’t revisit it at the end of the episode once Holt had gone, and this time Amy’s already holding a coconut…

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 16 дней назад +1

      And I fully believe at some point it happened

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Год назад +2197

    Honestly Jake looks so good with circle frame glasses

    • @kaffir76
      @kaffir76 Год назад +38

      8:12 yaaaas! He does! ❤❤

    • @giovanna6596
      @giovanna6596 Год назад +4

      Exactly-

    • @winterlighthome
      @winterlighthome 11 месяцев назад

      Hot. So hot.

    • @Ririi20
      @Ririi20 10 месяцев назад +19

      Ikr agreed he always looks handsome but him in a suit with those glasses 🤌🤌

    • @elaineye9289
      @elaineye9289 10 дней назад

      I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP I CLICKED ON THE TIME STAMP AND THE AD WAS AN OWL WEARgING CIRCLE FRAME GLASSES

  • @jarredmattingly5369
    @jarredmattingly5369 Год назад +576

    They left out the best lines of that Jimmy Jabs when Jake untangles the cord, and says,
    "Your pegging idea worked!"
    LMAO!

  • @ma133ha_99
    @ma133ha_99 Год назад +1832

    Jake never really hid how easily he could get turned. Most of the times it would be Amy turning him on even before they dated *Their kinks are perfect for each other*

    • @DR-sv8ke
      @DR-sv8ke 11 месяцев назад +43

      Lol I always thought it was nice how they were so open to what the other was into.

    • @brandontrammel4581
      @brandontrammel4581 Месяц назад

      ​@@DR-sv8keagreed

  • @Hardcore_Hybrid
    @Hardcore_Hybrid Год назад +2311

    amy ordering 4 drinks was intentional

  • @celestegood5505
    @celestegood5505 Год назад +439

    7:00 "don't call HR, were getting married" i laughed so hard

  • @daveclark6324
    @daveclark6324 Год назад +751

    I love how Jake has to clarify - "To be clear, by 'Take down the syndicate, you mean'..." 🤣

    • @ian-duh
      @ian-duh 8 месяцев назад +28

      Checking for enthusiastic consent!!

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 13 дней назад

      "Sorry officer. I assure you i m not bad. I m trying to have a child . We can make a deal. I ll do whatever you want to bust dat case"

  • @theshaikhayaan
    @theshaikhayaan Год назад +1139

    Jake and his humiliation kink 😭

  • @devinspencer1678
    @devinspencer1678 Месяц назад +78

    I think the hallmark of a good tv romance is when it's still great after the characters get together. And this is definitely one of the best

  • @PJFeitosa
    @PJFeitosa Год назад +271

    "That's exactly when were it's going " sounds like a improvised line.

    • @em1ly0517
      @em1ly0517 Год назад +6

      It could be woah omg

  • @giuliajeon8315
    @giuliajeon8315 Год назад +206

    "how does it feel to be played like a puppet?" this unlocked a new voice kink in me, thank you Jake Peralta.

    • @picketfenced5771
      @picketfenced5771 6 месяцев назад +1

      Omg same

    • @spcmegreg
      @spcmegreg Месяц назад +3

      *I broke several lamps trying to hide in the dark*

  • @winterlighthome
    @winterlighthome 11 месяцев назад +281

    Jake in his Dewey costume is INCREDIBLY HOT.

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida Год назад +367

    8:17 jake was ready for something special later that night. i love Amy's reaction to it

  • @largecert
    @largecert Год назад +315

    2:23 i CANNOT stop thinking of the attention to detail here

    • @frankie7384
      @frankie7384 Год назад +16

      I remember the reference, that certain drinks make Amy behave differently, what are they again?

    • @simplyoreo4899
      @simplyoreo4899 Год назад +95

      ​@@frankie7384
      1 Drink - Spaced Out Amy
      2 Drinks - Loud Amy
      3 Drinks - Dancing Amy
      4 Drinks - Pervert Amy
      5 Drinks - Confident Amy
      6 Drinks - Depressed Amy
      7 Drinks - Unknown
      8 Drinks - Horse Riding Amy
      9 Drinks - French Amy

    • @chasingtheclouds
      @chasingtheclouds Год назад +42

      7 Drink Amy is Sleepy Amy, as discovered by Gina in the Beach House episode

  • @Error_-cb5xb
    @Error_-cb5xb Год назад +320

    5:35, that "bye" was the cutest

  • @marinuki667
    @marinuki667 Год назад +129

    "THIS WAS A VERY CONFUSING INTERACTION" god i love that so much. as a couple, the best characters are jake and terry and jake and amy, but individually, terry is top 4 best. HE IS JUST A GENIUS. the thing about terry crews is, he is an awesome drawer, plays flute, is a superb actor and is a former football player. what can't he do?! leave some talent for the rest of us, terry!!

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz Год назад +236

    5:53 “Do it harder” 💀🤣 Jake

  • @falsegirl5404
    @falsegirl5404 Год назад +122

    2:23 4 shot, amy 4 drink is the kinky one haha

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman Год назад +138

    Jake & Amy totally pegged after that year's Jimmy Jabs... though they had to be quick and do it before the epi pen's effects wore off.

  • @amysantiagosbinder
    @amysantiagosbinder Год назад +532

    why do their kinks match each other perfectly…😭😭
    I LOVE IT BABAHHAHA

  • @tagreene06
    @tagreene06 Год назад +67

    God I love how they complement each other and know what the others kinks are

  • @sabrinagayoso3664
    @sabrinagayoso3664 Год назад +137

    Best tv sitcom couple ever

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +1

      Forgot Jerry and George from that one Seinfeld episode😅😅

  • @Stxymx
    @Stxymx Год назад +77

    Every time Amy says “Ohhh mama..”🫠🫠🫠

  • @gingerwald
    @gingerwald 10 месяцев назад +25

    "This was a very confusing interaction" is one of my favorite interactions😂😂😂😂

  • @JD-ku3xt
    @JD-ku3xt Год назад +56

    I was doubting it would ever get kinky, but there was some in there . . . gradually increasing as promised.

  • @hollysmith1357
    @hollysmith1357 Год назад +87

    3:17 omg he pulled a Ken Adams (FRIENDS reference btw)

  • @RedRoninGM
    @RedRoninGM 10 месяцев назад +40

    "Eww, It's like you're dating your teacher."
    "I know, that's so hot."
    That line!! XD

  • @elizombia
    @elizombia Год назад +96

    1:05 and 1:20 always puts 🦋🦋 in my stomach omg, especially in the second clip : the way they just let themselves fall into the tree it's so intense...

    • @sapodilla25
      @sapodilla25 Год назад +13

      They kiss really really well 😭😭 apparently the script notes say to kiss each other "tenderly", and boy do they do that!!

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol Год назад +4

      2:00 and than that...

  • @jetvulcan2020
    @jetvulcan2020 Год назад +43

    my favorite is the Holt impression, they both have Dady issues with Holt

  • @d_lilah.0000
    @d_lilah.0000 Месяц назад +15

    “i don’t know, all i see is clothes hanging off of a genderless blob” HAS to be one of my favorite lines of all time. i can’t describe how loud and hard i laughed when i first heard that.

  • @kaffir76
    @kaffir76 Год назад +27

    5:35 Jake got better looking over time!! ❤❤

  • @rita8274
    @rita8274 Год назад +170

    I laugh so hard at this bc my husband and I were pretty much the opposite, we were and have tried really kinky stuff before each other but now prefer sensual and sweet vanilla stuff. You honestly never know what someone will end up preferring once you get them really comfortable.

  • @bennewt
    @bennewt Год назад +26

    I don’t know how I ended up here at 1 am.
    I’m not complaining though because Jake and Amy are one of the better written relationships in sitcoms

  • @hermiona1147
    @hermiona1147 Год назад +114

    Wait I never noticed that Amy was smiling when Jake was saying the word rabbi turns him on was she saying it on purpose? 🤔😂

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 Год назад +35

    “I wish you would’ve gone to prison years ago”
    😂😂😂

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Год назад +58

    3:12 I’ve got to agree with Jake that Amy overcompensated.😅
    I also don’t blame Amy for having a crush on Magnum PI (Tom Selleck 😉).

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +1

      Tom's the reason I think about growing and keeping a mustache at 3AM

  • @Sosomyung
    @Sosomyung Год назад +31

    I just realized I NEEDED this

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Год назад +34

    5:51
    Jake just learned something new about himself lol

  • @cosmodusty
    @cosmodusty 7 месяцев назад +10

    9:38
    the "oh my goodness" makes me giggle every time

  • @masham7197
    @masham7197 Год назад +55

    his smile at 7:24 tho

  • @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837
    @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 Год назад +25

    0:50 can't believe I only just noticed that joke.

  • @jarretthuffin
    @jarretthuffin Год назад +22

    The stuff that turns Amy on makes my inner child wheeze and choke laughing 🤣😂

  • @rrcmk9572
    @rrcmk9572 Год назад +21

    6:43 - MAMA LIKE! One of the bests!

  • @themachiavellian8961
    @themachiavellian8961 Год назад +56

    Clearly the kinda couple that is into peguing

  • @Zeigler_
    @Zeigler_ Год назад +19

    5:50 Just this!

  • @suricatal
    @suricatal Год назад +36

    Jake as melvil dewey is prob thr hottest he can get

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 Год назад +35

    I like how the new captain came and seen peraltiago kissing😂😂😂😂

  • @humanrupert
    @humanrupert Месяц назад +6

    Amy horrified of seeing Holt while she's roleplaying gets me every single time

  • @pablodiaz5325
    @pablodiaz5325 Год назад +9

    The mama like comment is so messed up hahahahahah i died laughing every time on that

  • @eg_tasin
    @eg_tasin Месяц назад +6

    2:15 "Nothingggg!"

  • @masham7197
    @masham7197 Год назад +13

    jakes confusion and shock at 0:15

  • @dadbodtee4987
    @dadbodtee4987 15 дней назад +2

    Amy's "mama like!" always kills me

  • @maxb148
    @maxb148 Год назад +11

    I have always found Amy liking Jake dressed up as Melvil Dewey really messed up because of Dewey's controversies

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 месяца назад +2

    8:17 this is why Jake is the perfect man

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:53 Jake what does Amy do to you in the bedroom 😂.... you do you man.

  • @stuff5392
    @stuff5392 Месяц назад +2

    She's so perfect.

  • @tukxu
    @tukxu Год назад +11

    NYPD, Freeze! We are police colleagues!
    You are under arrest! This is a work event!

  • @shounak10
    @shounak10 Год назад +20

    I'm not gonna lie, the way she said this B needs a C in her A, that did it for me lol.

  • @myidiocyatmyfinest
    @myidiocyatmyfinest 7 месяцев назад +5

    i feel like one of the reasons that teddy was not compatible for amy was because he was boring for her in every aspect

  • @powellvd
    @powellvd Год назад +9

    3:52, 7:18 LOL

  • @feynthefallen
    @feynthefallen Месяц назад +1

    I had that over-ear flashlight. It was totally useless as a flashlight, but adding some greeblies made it into the perfect sci fi costume accessory.

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 Год назад +10

    Love this.
    🤣

  • @DreamEngine707
    @DreamEngine707 19 дней назад

    I love that these two were a thing all the way through the show

  • @thebandit0256
    @thebandit0256 Год назад +8

    Hey my Favorite Drug Peraltiago

  • @jackbailey9714
    @jackbailey9714 16 дней назад

    Amy getting turned on by Jake’s attendance record is absolutely hilarious. Also Jake and Amy dressing up for role play purposes is my second favorite thing.

  • @daycejohnson
    @daycejohnson 6 дней назад

    I love them so much

  • @JaderFCN
    @JaderFCN Месяц назад +1

    - It's like you're dating your teacher.
    - Yeah, that's so hot!
    😂

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Год назад +8

    "absolutely, take your clothes off"

  • @RyuGekinTyranno
    @RyuGekinTyranno 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nypd we are police colleagues!!
    You're under arrest. This is a work event!!!
    Best lines ever.

  • @justpotato5436
    @justpotato5436 Год назад +6

    What episode is 1:47 I watched this show so many times and I don’t remember this one

  • @GR8NE55
    @GR8NE55 4 дня назад

    I love Jake and Amy! They are my favorite TV couple of all time!

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 Год назад +2

    Jake n Amy ❤

  • @denycast
    @denycast Месяц назад +1

    I was waiting for 7:15 the whole video😅🤣

  • @notxoxosara
    @notxoxosara 3 месяца назад +1

    jake and amy are everyones dream couple

  • @Imperius_Rex_753
    @Imperius_Rex_753 Год назад +7

    Zero absences? Oh mama...

  • @thelittlejdmanshow3898
    @thelittlejdmanshow3898 Год назад +2

    The thumbnail makes amy look like a psychopath 😂
    Edit: nevermind they changed the thumbnail.

  • @zach11241
    @zach11241 22 дня назад +1

    She has to take the Syndicate down. ❌
    She has to go down on the Syndicate. ✅

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 Год назад +3

    I like jonny and Dora Secene 😂😂😂😂

  • @dix_keedyuwu5060
    @dix_keedyuwu5060 2 месяца назад +3

    in what episode appears this part 1:36

  • @Artsy156
    @Artsy156 3 месяца назад

    It was the last one for me 😂😂😂

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 Год назад +1

    The bet so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tamishasarkar1410
    @tamishasarkar1410 Год назад +1

    Can someone please tell me which episode 3:20 is from?

  • @nalyajj
    @nalyajj Год назад +2

    I🖤🖤🖤🖤I

  • @stratosfire1943
    @stratosfire1943 Месяц назад

    "I love you too, now goooooooo"

  • @jasonx-ray3921
    @jasonx-ray3921 Год назад +4

    OMG. It's been 4 years. I need to get lay...

  • @bakhithajoseph5999
    @bakhithajoseph5999 9 месяцев назад

    hey then nothing🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluelightning627
    @bluelightning627 Год назад +7

    Amy is that one hot quirky nerdy girl that keeps you wondering... how can a stunning woman like this have a cringey personality 😂😂😂😂

  • @Harvey_Mod
    @Harvey_Mod 19 дней назад

    Jake and Amy worked too well 🥹

  • @vickyyywu
    @vickyyywu 26 дней назад

    his backpack story reminds me the one in Friends

  • @tmoney1876
    @tmoney1876 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun Fact: The guy that invented the Dewey Decimal system was a horrible horrible person.

  • @denycast
    @denycast Месяц назад

    Where Amy and Jake planned from the beginning ? That they are get married while the show is still running

  • @AlexJordan
    @AlexJordan Год назад +4

    they are super cute etc. etc. but this is completely out of order???

  • @pixelcatmagic
    @pixelcatmagic Год назад +3

    Ayo what is the B99 channel doin

  • @Bless_Mabunda
    @Bless_Mabunda Год назад +2

    This was a very confusing conversation

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 Год назад +4

    I was waiting for the pegging one

  • @iannjuguna1131
    @iannjuguna1131 Год назад +1

    Boink😂😂