@@ivanrubiomorales2759 Maybe that's why aliens stay away from our planet, as soon as we advanced with technology we had a word for wiping aliens out. lol
"Stand down or we shoot the children!" Humanity: "are you sure you want to give us complete moral justification to make Desert Storm look like a dress rehearsal?"
My favorite part is about them discussing human movies, that the only things we fear are monsters that cannot be killed and anything that are less than immortal gods we would sneer at.
it's pretty easy to imagine the thoughts processes: If it's smaller than a god, there is hope, so we only need to fight hard enough to kill it. If it's a god there is no hope. so we lose nothing by fighting as hard as we can and just maybe something we do will harm it.
@@erikmckoul2478 To anybody who cared to look, but a species that uses r-type reproduction (have lots of kids and rely on the law of averages) wouldn't. If 'r-type' sounds familiar it's what the Bydo Empire used in the R-Type games - the R-series of fighters, of which Humanity only had a handful of ironically represents k-type reproduction; having a small number of offspring and investing care into them.
"So, have the Admiralty finally got over their petty argument over if we're going to spike the atmospheres of their non-civilian worlds with Petrusite, Tiberium, or Life-eater virus yet?"
+@@fadelsukoco3092+ Some are saying they either want to take it slow with up close and personal work via planetary invasion, others an Orbital Bombardment or Global Nuclear Holocaust. Petrucite has been determined to be too valuable to be used outside weapons development, Tiberium is a No-Go as we don't want the Scrin showing up Again on another planet (and it's also too slow) and the Life-Eater virus is is too quick, too unstable to transport safely and we don't have enough of it for a planet killer event, yet.
The period in which you decide whether you want to bow and recieve fancy entertainment systems, foods and headpats, or resist and have your worlds choked with Petrusite and Tiberium everywhere except the agonizer and servitor conversion facilities.
Not all, in another story a race called the Zor became best friends with the humans in the middle of a war between the two, they lost a colony to the zor and expected them to be more savage and a child ran up going “look a dinosaur!” And the zor picked her up and let her ride on his shoulders
Human: So, you will make it a war crime to harm our children? Xeno council: Yes. And in exchange we want to negotiate terms of peace with the Panklin. We will be there on their homeworld to accept their terms of surrender with you. Human: ....Asteroid field Jacob is not a suitable environment for negotiations. I suggest one of their governing colonys. Xeno council: Asteroid. Field. Jacob? Human: The former Panklin home world. We cracked it like an egg yesterday after giving them exactly 1 weeks warning. They to have evacuated most of their pocolony. Though with limited supplies it seems. We named it after the first infant they slaughtered in the memory of several thousand. Xeno council: * furiously trying to rewrite the peace treaty *
Not so filthy xeno: ok, they want peace now, lets Just Go to their homeworld to- Human: yeah thats not gonna work Not so filthy xeno: i know all of you are angry Human: no no, we blew it up last weak, Just one or two medium ships were able to flee the gravitas torpedos we shot, it Just a asteroide field now. *Silence* Another xeno: the gravitas torpedos worked? Human: no. But we made it work!
@@heartlessnobody1143 Xeno (in panic): Elaborate Human: The torpedos weren't doing enough damage fast enough, so we strapped a lot of em it to one of our frigates and used it to penetrate the world's core and come out the other side! Xenos (terrified): Why didn't you just bombard the planet from orbit? It would have cost you nothing! Humans: We wanted to send a message, not just to our enemies, but to all those who wish us harm. All it takes for us to destroy your homeworld is one heavily armed and motivated frigate, and we have no intention of surviving, just wiping everything that stands in our way out.
@@RodneyG669 That plus neoteny. We're predisposed to feel affection towards, or at the very least protective of, small child-like creatures, which is also probably the reason dogs have "puppy dog eyes". Ultimately makes sense when you realize that as a species, we don't breed that rapidly, so every small infant is to be guarded fiercely. And if something kills a human child, then responding in kind, while it may not save that tribe of people, will send a message to whatever did that, which will increase the survival rate of other tribes. T'is truly a fascinating thing.
I was playing a game while listening, and I just heard the sound of 'shot a Human infant' and I have never been so throughout in making sure all enemies were terminated.
Pankin: "oh no we killed your children and then now we will threaten to kill more." Humanity: "You talking a lot of shit for someone in crusading distance." Pankin: "oh no! we are sorry! we will never do it again!" Humanity: *BROTHERS! TO PARTAKE IN OUR CRUSADE IS TO BE IMMORTAL!!*
If aliens can fluently speak English or at least know it and know what UWU means, they are going to have a panic attack until they learn what sarcasm is.
Against all the evil hell can conjure. Against all the wickedness xenos can muster. We will send. Only you. (recording played in every dropship before impact throughout the Pankin war)
Aliens: raiding and piracy Humans: Ah pirates, just send some forces to deal with them over time. Aliens: Kill a child in front of bystanders Humans: Heavy flamers? Check. Chainswords? Check. Slow-burn disruptors? Check. Petrusite weapons? Check. Agonizers? Check. Mindshackle scarabs? Check. Virus bombs? Check. Nova bombs? Check. Suffer not the xenos to live!
My lightning claws are sharp, my jump pack hot, my fury hotter. I need no gun, let me see their blood spill to the dirt as they gasp their last. For Corax, for the Emperor, for Mankind!
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 There's no legislation I've heard of where Human Rights have applied to Non-human species. I mean, yes, animal rights are a thing, but there aren't normal, God-given animals we're talking about, these are filthy Xenos! Oh yeah, I forgot to add Tiberium weaponry to the aforementioned list. My bad!
Pankin(trembling): What do you want for peace? Humans: We want you leaders heads cut off and stuck on pikes. As a warning to the next ten generations that some actions come with to high a price. We want to gaze up into their lifeless eyes and wave, like this. (waggles fingers)
I don't think they have watched enough human entertainment media because I doubt it will be enough. Unconditional surrender should be the first part that they send out if they are truly serious about wanting to quench the rage. Then when can discuss who is going to be put on trial for war crimes and writing up a proper treaty.
..every single Human colony would then mobilize to "Vape the bastards!" and the story would be quite similar. Except our alien allies wouldn't be bothering to try to stop us Humans from having our revenge - they'd be worried about 'getting any on them' and just hoping we'd calm down after the Bad Aliens were all drifting wreckage and colored splotches on the terrain.
More to the point, some genuine repentance(as someone has pointed out b4) for their ideas regarding disposable young, they must show they understand *_what_* the (nature of) problem was with their way of thinking in regard to the (root cause for the) conflict and us as a species to deal with...
this is the part where the humans show their stunning compassion and "request" that killing any young of any species is a warcrime, punishable by a slow and painful death.
Human: ... I’m gonna have to take a hard pass. Council: What?! Why?! Human: Because we need to prove a point. Council: and what, pray tell, is that? Human: Good question, you should really work on answering it.
Aliens: "We do a little raidin'." Humans: "Just leave us alone. Come on man..." Aliens: "We do a little young killin'." Humans: _"Your species has been deemed unworthy of life in the cosmos, and will henceforth be branded a plague to be eradicated. Witness true terror, death's many faces, and repent."_
Every time I hear a story like this, I yell out for fun or write in the comments: “For the Glory of Khorne.” Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skulls throne.
Whats funny is that Khorne actually would send hounds to murder a baby killing xeno. Khorne is also the God of Justice and Honesty... He seeks the blood and skulls of the greatest champions, killing something incapable of fighting and still calling yourself a warrior is one of the greatest insults to Khorne.
@@Makorze Nah, Khorne hates everyone and everything. The reason why combat interests him is because he can watch those he hates (everyone) destroy themselves. Though he would indeed disapprove of murdering a defenseless baby, it wouldn't be because of a sense of justice, rather, it would be because the baby wouldn't be able to try and destroy the murderer back. Thus, the baby would die without rage and bloodthirst in their heart, freeing their soul of Khorne's grasp, something Khorne would seriously disapprove of.
Either absolute surrender or Annihilation. The gall the Pankin has to make any terms/demands clearly shows they haven't learned their lesson. If they continue to do such, they will become the galaxy's warning to all.
- "What is that noise?...Are the humans playing music over the battlefield? - "It seems they are, admiral. I believe the purpose is to inspire their warriors" - "What a bizarre sound...what in the name of the galaxy is that music even called?" - "Scanning now sir...apparently it's a .mp3 file titled 'BFG Division - Doom OST'...weird..."
I find it odd that these alien species just disregard the value of children so much. It makes me wonder what biological processes they must have that would influence their culture to where they just say "eh, make some more, no big!" Must be a creature used to insanely large clutches of offspring that have a high mortality rate.
They might be R-type breeders. Or they have shorter gestation or rearing times. Or their young are better equipped to take care of themselves. Plenty of potential reasons.
Most animals are pretty well self sufficient within hours or days, if not immediately. But for humans especially, our heads are so big due to our brain:body ratio that we have to be born early in order to fit. So, technically, *all* humans are born premature and that's why we're so helpless as infants for so long, compared to other animals. As a result, we developed a super strong bonding process to compensate. Even other animals on our own planet don't have quite as ramped up young bonding as humans. There's a rather well known video of a deer that gives birth and immediately bounces when a panther jumps in, abandoning the newborn calf in the process.
Hive minds just wouldent care. losing one member of ther rase. Is just like clipping a fingenale to the hive mother. As for pry animals death would be such a consent that they wouldn't bother morning. Or they could be like reptiles with a binary brain. Wile living, the baby is a fellow whatever. But the moment it dies its just so much meat. Their psyche doues not allow the two separate thoughts to co mingle.
I wonder at what point they start caring? The POV character talks about people knowing their name and deeds, so they clearly have individuality and some sense of self preservation. How old do they need to be before a child becomes something worth protecting?
@@Here_is_Waldo They probably don't care until the offspring can contribute to society. An R-type reproductive strategy would mean "Pump.out a lot of kids so maybe a few survive to adulthood."
Xeno: "what do you mean, unconditional surrender, was the only option until 5 minutes ago? Human ambassador: "Well, their homeworld had a moon." Xeno: "What do you mean had?" Human ambassador: "Human evolution has always been back by weapons technology. You and yours have been under utilizing your weapons. For instance, the gravitas missiles can be used to knock a moon into a planet. They were given a deadline and they failed to met it. Consequences were immediate." Xeno: "....oh."
@@LittleLightsDub Actually I've kind of pictured humans showing up playing 'Ride of the Valkyries' and then capping it off with some death metal rip and tear kind of shit.
I’ve never thought that Bayonets could be a uniquely human thing. Makes sense, now that I consider it, though, seeing as people have said that Bayonets are obsolete for the last 100 years.
@@sethgilcrist8088 Depends on the gun. There were a lot of pistols specifically designed to be used as clubs when empty, and they aren't that bad at it. Bayonets were not initially adopted, for hundreds of years firearms were instead carried with an arming sword or saber for close combat. Also, I think you missed the point of my comment. Any civilization with guns could eventually stick a blade at the end of it. But to still be doing that while being involved in interstellar warfare? People thought they were no longer useful in the year 1900, could they still be used in the year 2900?
bean counters and politicians keep trying to get rid of bayonets soldiers keep finding ways to get them most of the time things devolve to hand to hand combat
The cry of fix bayonets still scares the living shit out of the enemy even today, and for those aliens who've never heard that will soon learn to fear it.
Alien pirates: *raiding and piracy* Human space navy ship, Enterprise: I'm sure we can talk this out. Alien pirates: *kills baby like a rat and the mother like a dog. Later they threaten children* Human space navy ship, Sublime Vengeance: suffer not the pankin to live. Charge the Nova cannons. Leave no survivors.
You don't touch the kids, I think my favorite bible quote outside of the armor of God was the one with tying a milstone around the neck of someone who harms children.
alien 1: so what if we kill an infant? alien 2: do you really find the idea of your own genocide that enjoyable!? there are 2 things you don't kill that a human will rip you limb from limb for! alien 1: that being? alien 2: a pet, and offspring. trust me, you don't want to know what happened to the last ones who ate some pets alive.
alien 3 *looking up from a manual*: This is crazy, says here that in absence of a child a human adult may instead bond with a creature it has dubbed as a "pet" and considers it as much part of its family unit as another human being. alien 1: but...thats just insane, they arent even the same species, let alone on the same sapience level! *all three stare silently* fuck
Couldn't help but shed a tear myself imagining the crying, shot, and screaming that ensued. Thank God they provided ships, otherwise in sure we would have found a way to ram their home planet with earth itself. Edit: I still think about this story over a year after first hearing it. Simply imagining the screaming audio coming over the loudspeakers and communication networks would be more than enough to make me see red as the dropship doors open to disgorge it's feral cargo.
Xeno soliders: I heard that the female took out his skull and beat him to death with it. Other Xeno that had a human hybrid child: That dosen't seem physically possible. Bad sniper Xeno: Yeah, thats what he kept saying too.
*Flashback* Filthy xeno while being beat to death: This doesn't seem physically possible!? Human female: (pick your posion) *Dead silence or incoherent screaming*
i mean... this story makes a bit of sense, considering what the USA did after they attacked pearl harbor. to reference a russianbadger video "we sank a few ships and they dropped the sun on us twice."
Human child is brutally and unceremoniously killed... Child's mother: *(scp 096 whimpering sounds followed by a courage shattering cry of burning rage and hate)*
We spend their first 3 years running to stop them from killing themselves, the next 3 walking and yelling to stop them, the next 6 just yelling, and the rest of their lives hoping we yelled enough.
It's that part I love in humanity. Most of us would not even bat an eye on other peoples lives as we have our own things to deal with but when a child, no matter the race, color, nationality or creed gets in danger or threatened, it is as if all gloves are off and by any means necessary *protect the little ones*
Yeah, humans are particularly strange when it comes to children of our species. Usually, they don't even have to be our own for us to feel someway primal about seeing them harmed.
10:19...10:30... well...that's one way to interpret humanity's most "predominant" religion...and an easy excuse...for pretty much taking any action...otherwise inconsiderable... 11:25... but of course...the politician would be the shortsighted one...
10:50 DO NOT TRY US Alien Boi. WE NAILED our God to a Cross. WE Detonated Nukes in our ONLY livable Bio-sphere WE'VE knowed only 200 years of Non-War era in our history. DO NOT FUCK WITH US.
_"...in contradiction to doctrine"_ you say? Why, that would just be an "easier" if no more less inscrutable to any form of reasoning way to describe the whole nature of the species!
...8:53... over the top? overkill? that's the human way... and that is indeed concerning...especially in the long term... normally reasonable problems to be met with serious consideration are naught but trifling matters...12:00...
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Alright where the heck is part 3?
@@marvinjohnson2488 Three? There are sixteen parts so far.
16 parts?!
Yes, please!
@@reasonabledoubt459 and off to Reddit for a week of wiki walking and binge reading.
So quick question do you plan on continuing this series? Because there are currently 18 parts and I'd love if you gave them a read.
Humans: (chill)
Random xeno: (kills 1 child)
Humans: do you want your species taste the sun?
I read it with bill wurtz voice
More than twice this time
Humans: So you have chosen GENOCIDE.
@@wrath2501 more like...xenocide 😂
@@ivanrubiomorales2759 Maybe that's why aliens stay away from our planet, as soon as we advanced with technology we had a word for wiping aliens out. lol
"Stand down or we shoot the children!"
Humanity: "are you sure you want to give us complete moral justification to make Desert Storm look like a dress rehearsal?"
“Are you sure you want us to make WWII look like a training session
"... and that's why we're going to win."
All of human conflict is gonna look like a stage rehearsal.
"Geneva conventions will be our Geneva suggestion war plan"
“Are you sure you want us to make the Geneva convention look like a comedy novel
My favorite part is about them discussing human movies, that the only things we fear are monsters that cannot be killed and anything that are less than immortal gods we would sneer at.
Tbf we'd also gladly sneer at an unkillable god too if they hurt one of our young.
it's pretty easy to imagine the thoughts processes:
If it's smaller than a god, there is hope, so we only need to fight hard enough to kill it.
If it's a god there is no hope. so we lose nothing by fighting as hard as we can and just maybe something we do will harm it.
Me: guys guys. Imma kill this god
i mean "if it bleeds we can kill it" is one of our first and most highly held truths we learned that lesson before we even had the words to say it
@@WardNightstone if it doesn't bleed, hit it hard enough that it does
How did they think we kept children alive for the 20 years it takes for them to achieve full maturity? By killing everything that threatens them.
true
Hell Hath No Fury....
You would think it would be obvious that we care a lot about our young.
@@erikmckoul2478 To anybody who cared to look, but a species that uses r-type reproduction (have lots of kids and rely on the law of averages) wouldn't.
If 'r-type' sounds familiar it's what the Bydo Empire used in the R-Type games - the R-series of fighters, of which Humanity only had a handful of ironically represents k-type reproduction; having a small number of offspring and investing care into them.
Wife and I just had our first and I can confirm I would rip any threat to shreds without mercy.
“Steal their supplies”
Humans: “i sleep”
“Kill the adults”
Humans: *is uncomfortable* “i sleep”
“Kill the children”
Humans: *bfg division intensifies*
"So, have the Admiralty finally got over their petty argument over if we're going to spike the atmospheres of their non-civilian worlds with Petrusite, Tiberium, or Life-eater virus yet?"
Rip...
@@fadelsukoco3092 suffer not the xenos live
+@@fadelsukoco3092+ Some are saying they either want to take it slow with up close and personal work via planetary invasion, others an Orbital Bombardment or Global Nuclear Holocaust. Petrucite has been determined to be too valuable to be used outside weapons development, Tiberium is a No-Go as we don't want the Scrin showing up Again on another planet (and it's also too slow) and the Life-Eater virus is is too quick, too unstable to transport safely and we don't have enough of it for a planet killer event, yet.
@@fadelsukoco3092 faith...
Kill them... with Faith...
"Who puts knives on their guns?!"
* Happy gas mask noises... *
Gears of War: we slapped a chainsaw on already good rifle and made it evne better
Fun fact: in half life alyx there was supposed to be a shotgun merged with the tau/ gauss
Dont forget the showels
*Sharpening shovel*
Totally believable. I felt the echo of homicidal rage at just the DESCRPTION of the infant's murder. And I only have nephews.
I felt rage, and I don't have any child.
I still would have unalived him, even it wasn’t my kid... I am still enraged about that..
Xenos: "In addition, in the post war period"
Human: *What post war period?*
Xenos: _[scale-shedding intensifies]_
The period in which you decide whether you want to bow and recieve fancy entertainment systems, foods and headpats, or resist and have your worlds choked with Petrusite and Tiberium everywhere except the agonizer and servitor conversion facilities.
The post-war period refers to the time after all those bastards are dead.
😊
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 and those are that allies!
Human child: gets poked even mildly by some alien species.
Humans: GENOCIDE IT IS!!!
*Toddler trips next to xeno.*
Humans: *cracks knuckles* how many times do we have to teach you this lesson
Not all, in another story a race called the Zor became best friends with the humans in the middle of a war between the two, they lost a colony to the zor and expected them to be more savage and a child ran up going “look a dinosaur!” And the zor picked her up and let her ride on his shoulders
No no humans only go genocide or when aliens kill the children. Or significantly harm them. Aside from that we can be pretty chill
@@zyanidwarfare5634 do you remember the name of that story?? I would love to read it
@@Pink_Invader ruclips.net/video/hzCPAKS7j0A/видео.html
That’s the story, I skimmed over it to make sure I got the right one.
Human: So, you will make it a war crime to harm our children?
Xeno council: Yes. And in exchange we want to negotiate terms of peace with the Panklin. We will be there on their homeworld to accept their terms of surrender with you.
Human: ....Asteroid field Jacob is not a suitable environment for negotiations. I suggest one of their governing colonys.
Xeno council: Asteroid. Field. Jacob?
Human: The former Panklin home world. We cracked it like an egg yesterday after giving them exactly 1 weeks warning. They to have evacuated most of their pocolony. Though with limited supplies it seems. We named it after the first infant they slaughtered in the memory of several thousand.
Xeno council: * furiously trying to rewrite the peace treaty *
I love that! Humanity First!!!
Perfect. You are amazing.
Not so filthy xeno: ok, they want peace now, lets Just Go to their homeworld to-
Human: yeah thats not gonna work
Not so filthy xeno: i know all of you are angry
Human: no no, we blew it up last weak, Just one or two medium ships were able to flee the gravitas torpedos we shot, it Just a asteroide field now.
*Silence*
Another xeno: the gravitas torpedos worked?
Human: no. But we made it work!
@@heartlessnobody1143
Humans: no. We just threw them until it didn't matter anymore
@@heartlessnobody1143 Xeno (in panic): Elaborate
Human: The torpedos weren't doing enough damage fast enough, so we strapped a lot of em it to one of our frigates and used it to penetrate the world's core and come out the other side!
Xenos (terrified): Why didn't you just bombard the planet from orbit? It would have cost you nothing!
Humans: We wanted to send a message, not just to our enemies, but to all those who wish us harm.
All it takes for us to destroy your homeworld is one heavily armed and motivated frigate, and we have no intention of surviving, just wiping everything that stands in our way out.
Man, I don't even like kids and I still felt the rage bubbling inside at the thought of a child being executed.
Infants cries actually trigger a specific chemical response in an adult human brain. It's why they can make you feel irritated sometimes.
The kid wasn't executed, they were put down as if they were a common rodent.
So humanity decided to pay the xeno back in kind.
That, my friend, is what makes us "humans".
@@RodneyG669 That plus neoteny. We're predisposed to feel affection towards, or at the very least protective of, small child-like creatures, which is also probably the reason dogs have "puppy dog eyes".
Ultimately makes sense when you realize that as a species, we don't breed that rapidly, so every small infant is to be guarded fiercely. And if something kills a human child, then responding in kind, while it may not save that tribe of people, will send a message to whatever did that, which will increase the survival rate of other tribes.
T'is truly a fascinating thing.
I was playing a game while listening, and I just heard the sound of 'shot a Human infant' and I have never been so throughout in making sure all enemies were terminated.
Pankin: "oh no we killed your children and then now we will threaten to kill more."
Humanity: "You talking a lot of shit for someone in crusading distance."
Pankin: "oh no! we are sorry! we will never do it again!"
Humanity: *BROTHERS! TO PARTAKE IN OUR CRUSADE IS TO BE IMMORTAL!!*
You should have said
“What’s a crusade?”
Hydra Dominatus
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
"What is your Duty?
To serve the Emperor's Will.
What is the Emperor's Will?
That we fight and die.
What is Death?
It is our duty.
What is your Duty?"
@@nakotakao90 we are many
“ homicidal, suicidal, and bloodthirsty species I’ve ever crossed”
O I’m sure you say that to all the angry war apes UwU
*blushes*
If aliens can fluently speak English or at least know it and know what UWU means, they are going to have a panic attack until they learn what sarcasm is.
If they don't already experienced sarcasm in their own species
@@flamesredinconito6474 **manical laughter**
War apes sounds SO much more bad ass then "earthling"
You call it fiery crash, I call it dynamic entry, now prepair for impact, landingzone hot
and you're the landing zone
kersplaty
Kakashi
@@ivanrubiomorales2759 Maito Guy!!! XD
I am the danger close bombardment
Stupid xeno kills infant
The human race: RIP AND TEAR!
till it is done
Against all the evil hell can conjure.
Against all the wickedness xenos can muster.
We will send.
Only you.
(recording played in every dropship before impact throughout the Pankin war)
"Does anyone have a translation for..."
I about died laughing. That was great.
NAILED IT!🤣🤣🤣
Aliens: raiding and piracy
Humans: Ah pirates, just send some forces to deal with them over time.
Aliens: Kill a child in front of bystanders
Humans: Heavy flamers? Check. Chainswords? Check. Slow-burn disruptors? Check. Petrusite weapons? Check. Agonizers? Check. Mindshackle scarabs? Check. Virus bombs? Check. Nova bombs? Check. Suffer not the xenos to live!
My lightning claws are sharp, my jump pack hot, my fury hotter. I need no gun, let me see their blood spill to the dirt as they gasp their last. For Corax, for the Emperor, for Mankind!
*_Slow-burn_*_ disruptors!!? My god man have you heard not of the Geneva!!?_
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 There's no legislation I've heard of where Human Rights have applied to Non-human species. I mean, yes, animal rights are a thing, but there aren't normal, God-given animals we're talking about, these are filthy Xenos!
Oh yeah, I forgot to add Tiberium weaponry to the aforementioned list. My bad!
@@fadelsukoco3092 😳 I didn't think of that. Bio weapons it is
XENO DELENDA EST
The Pankin seemed to have chosen "death by human crusade"...
hit the music
Here we go.
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They chose... Poorly.
@@isaackinsley1662 nice 👍
We do love our crusades...
*Toddler trips next to xeno and starts crying.*
Humans: *cracks knuckles* how many times do we have to teach you this lesson
Pankin(trembling): What do you want for peace?
Humans: We want you leaders heads cut off and stuck on pikes. As a warning to the next ten generations that some actions come with to high a price. We want to gaze up into their lifeless eyes and wave, like this. (waggles fingers)
Babylon 5 fan I seen!
@@walterdayrit675 But Vir got what he wanted, didn't he?
@@zuzax1656 Yup, Vir got what he wanted and more! 👍
@@zuzax1656 And Vir was, quite possibly, the ONLY character to get exactly what he wanted.
Can you and your associates arrange it for me, Mr. Morden?"
Alien: **commits War crime**
Humans: *DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE!?!*
Hey do you xenos wanna be on fire?
Loads Boltgun with *Malicious Intent* *!*
Humans: **commits even more war crimes each one worse than the last in retaliation**
Well obviously. They asked for it so they really must want it.
I love this "Despicable Me" reference
Ah, blitzkrieg, so swift and unsuspecting.
Even in the far flung future, the ghost of the 7th Panzer division is still present.
Rommel and Patton are smiling contently.
gotta love the germans they have great words that mean a sentence
@@tanknerd7193 you really gotta love the Tour de frace nowadays
I don't think they have watched enough human entertainment media because I doubt it will be enough. Unconditional surrender should be the first part that they send out if they are truly serious about wanting to quench the rage. Then when can discuss who is going to be put on trial for war crimes and writing up a proper treaty.
We are just giving aliens ideas now. If one of their soldiers shoot a baby now they will just glass earth then shoot it again just to make sure.
..every single Human colony would then mobilize to "Vape the bastards!" and the story would be quite similar. Except our alien allies wouldn't be bothering to try to stop us Humans from having our revenge - they'd be worried about 'getting any on them' and just hoping we'd calm down after the Bad Aliens were all drifting wreckage and colored splotches on the terrain.
More to the point, some genuine repentance(as someone has pointed out b4) for their ideas regarding disposable young, they must show they understand *_what_* the (nature of) problem was with their way of thinking in regard to the (root cause for the) conflict and us as a species to deal with...
12:21 that is a warcry that either brings fear or joy to a human heart depending upon who it is leveled at.
The Xenos learned that day what "Yippi ki yay Motherf***er" meant.
They learned that it's meaning was death.
this is the part where the humans show their stunning compassion and "request" that killing any young of any species is a warcrime, punishable by a slow and painful death.
"Will that really be enough for them?"
"We think so"
We thought wrong....
Human: ... I’m gonna have to take a hard pass.
Council: What?! Why?!
Human: Because we need to prove a point.
Council: and what, pray tell, is that?
Human: Good question, you should really work on answering it.
a good Pankin is a dead Pankin
"Lessons _NOT_ learned in blood are all too soon forgotten."
That was how all the pankins got thrown into the nearest star
They murdered an infant because it cried..... Grabs Battle-axe, Rifle and Seax.... Time to go to WAR!
ROAR!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
𝑻𝑶 𝑽𝑨𝑳𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑨
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!
*Grabs the BFG* wait for me
Aliens: "We do a little raidin'."
Humans: "Just leave us alone. Come on man..."
Aliens: "We do a little young killin'."
Humans: _"Your species has been deemed unworthy of life in the cosmos, and will henceforth be branded a plague to be eradicated. Witness true terror, death's many faces, and repent."_
Every time I hear a story like this, I yell out for fun or write in the comments: “For the Glory of Khorne.”
Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skulls throne.
Whats funny is that Khorne actually would send hounds to murder a baby killing xeno.
Khorne is also the God of Justice and Honesty... He seeks the blood and skulls of the greatest champions, killing something incapable of fighting and still calling yourself a warrior is one of the greatest insults to Khorne.
@@Makorze Khorne wouldn't even stab you in the back. he would make you turn around, realise that he is there and wants to fight you and then stab you
Milk for the cornflakes!
*As a Krieger* This is one of the few times I will agree with you
@@Makorze Nah, Khorne hates everyone and everything. The reason why combat interests him is because he can watch those he hates (everyone) destroy themselves.
Though he would indeed disapprove of murdering a defenseless baby, it wouldn't be because of a sense of justice, rather, it would be because the baby wouldn't be able to try and destroy the murderer back. Thus, the baby would die without rage and bloodthirst in their heart, freeing their soul of Khorne's grasp, something Khorne would seriously disapprove of.
Either absolute surrender or Annihilation.
The gall the Pankin has to make any terms/demands clearly shows they haven't learned their lesson.
If they continue to do such, they will become the galaxy's warning to all.
Humans: The Floridamen of the Cosmo.
lol
on The orvile one of the aline crews dad called us "humans, the Hillbillies of the universe" and i immediatly wanted that as a t shirt
"Trial and disposal" ... I think he knows what we would do to a child-killer.
- "What is that noise?...Are the humans playing music over the battlefield?
- "It seems they are, admiral. I believe the purpose is to inspire their warriors"
- "What a bizarre sound...what in the name of the galaxy is that music even called?"
- "Scanning now sir...apparently it's a .mp3 file titled 'BFG Division - Doom OST'...weird..."
oh, oh no
BFG Division is cool and all,but how bout 4.5 hours of different doom tracks even adding some from dusk,quake and even "Type-03" from killer instinct?
@@platinumchromee3191 or tiger warrior
@@platinumchromee3191 it's just rock soundtracks from various violent games. We got some fps games, some fighting games, even a strategy game.
Bagpipes
I find it odd that these alien species just disregard the value of children so much. It makes me wonder what biological processes they must have that would influence their culture to where they just say "eh, make some more, no big!"
Must be a creature used to insanely large clutches of offspring that have a high mortality rate.
They might be R-type breeders. Or they have shorter gestation or rearing times. Or their young are better equipped to take care of themselves. Plenty of potential reasons.
Most animals are pretty well self sufficient within hours or days, if not immediately. But for humans especially, our heads are so big due to our brain:body ratio that we have to be born early in order to fit. So, technically, *all* humans are born premature and that's why we're so helpless as infants for so long, compared to other animals. As a result, we developed a super strong bonding process to compensate. Even other animals on our own planet don't have quite as ramped up young bonding as humans. There's a rather well known video of a deer that gives birth and immediately bounces when a panther jumps in, abandoning the newborn calf in the process.
Hive minds just wouldent care. losing one member of ther rase. Is just like clipping a fingenale to the hive mother. As for pry animals death would be such a consent that they wouldn't bother morning. Or they could be like reptiles with a binary brain. Wile living, the baby is a fellow whatever. But the moment it dies its just so much meat. Their psyche doues not allow the two separate thoughts to co mingle.
I wonder at what point they start caring? The POV character talks about people knowing their name and deeds, so they clearly have individuality and some sense of self preservation. How old do they need to be before a child becomes something worth protecting?
@@Here_is_Waldo They probably don't care until the offspring can contribute to society.
An R-type reproductive strategy would mean "Pump.out a lot of kids so maybe a few survive to adulthood."
"Hey if I'm going feet first into hell may as well make sure its crowded when I arrive"
Xeno: "what do you mean, unconditional surrender, was the only option until 5 minutes ago?
Human ambassador: "Well, their homeworld had a moon."
Xeno: "What do you mean had?"
Human ambassador: "Human evolution has always been back by weapons technology. You and yours have been under utilizing your weapons. For instance, the gravitas missiles can be used to knock a moon into a planet. They were given a deadline and they failed to met it. Consequences were immediate."
Xeno: "....oh."
Each broadcast started with the sound of a gun followed by a screaming woman.
Yeah, that would work.
Humans : "We're not here for a LONG time....We're here for a BAD time!"
Xeno : kills child.
Xeno :" why do I hear boss music?"
Not just any boss music, but a remix of whatever the 'main theme' happens to be.
Not boss music modded boss music, this stuff is not going to be a regular revenge.
*dragonborn and doom music intensifies*
@@LittleLightsDub Actually I've kind of pictured humans showing up playing 'Ride of the Valkyries' and then capping it off with some death metal rip and tear kind of shit.
@@reasonabledoubt459 noice to each their own
I’ve never thought that Bayonets could be a uniquely human thing. Makes sense, now that I consider it, though, seeing as people have said that Bayonets are obsolete for the last 100 years.
It is not. It's how you turn a very crappy club into a rather useful spear.
And let's face it empty guns make shitty clubs
@@sethgilcrist8088 Depends on the gun. There were a lot of pistols specifically designed to be used as clubs when empty, and they aren't that bad at it. Bayonets were not initially adopted, for hundreds of years firearms were instead carried with an arming sword or saber for close combat.
Also, I think you missed the point of my comment. Any civilization with guns could eventually stick a blade at the end of it. But to still be doing that while being involved in interstellar warfare? People thought they were no longer useful in the year 1900, could they still be used in the year 2900?
The opposite of a bayonet on a gun is a gun sword. A sword that shots.
bean counters and politicians keep trying to get rid of bayonets
soldiers keep finding ways to get them
most of the time things devolve to hand to hand combat
The cry of fix bayonets still scares the living shit out of the enemy even today, and for those aliens who've never heard that will soon learn to fear it.
Alien pirates: *raiding and piracy*
Human space navy ship, Enterprise: I'm sure we can talk this out.
Alien pirates: *kills baby like a rat and the mother like a dog. Later they threaten children*
Human space navy ship, Sublime Vengeance: suffer not the pankin to live. Charge the Nova cannons. Leave no survivors.
I really hope that "the revered speaker" didn't think wrong, those are reasonable terms for peace.
There will be piece. after we make sure that their entire spices is extinct
There will be pieces, once we destroy their planet.
And we will happily concede to those terms...With the cold lifeless remains of their species
The only reasonable terms of peace here are that there will be no peace as long as the transgressors continue to exist.
Xeno kills child.
Two months later:
Marine L/Cpl "Ya know they sort of taste like chicken."
yeah... yeah there would be at least 1 crazy mf'er who would wonder what an alien creature would taste like
“Will this appease guy and stop the war if we agree to never harm your children again?”
No. Threats to children are eliminated.
"You took my world away... So I'm taking yours!"
Pankin: I don’t understand. All we did was shoot your kid!
Human: _Exactly._
Hell hath no fury like a women scored, and god save anyone who hurts a man's family.
"We thought wrong" - Story of my life summed up in 3 words.
I'd love it if you covered the rest of this series. The author's so far made I think at least a dozen more that I know are on website.
something to check out
Is it still the same title?
@@guardianofthetoasters2323 Yep, last I checked
The Algorithm loves you and wants you to be happy...
for the algorithm
for the algorithm
For the Algorithm!
@@AgroSquerril may the algorithm be with you
For The Algorithm
Man this was amazing I hope there’s a part 3 I absolutely loved this it’s so captivating that I would probably buy this if it was a book
it has 19 parts. check out the authors dicord or reddit
@@incarnation6664 thank you so much you made my weekend
You don't touch the kids, I think my favorite bible quote outside of the armor of God was the one with tying a milstone around the neck of someone who harms children.
The true query: Can the Galactic forces at large afford to do any less?
alien 1: so what if we kill an infant?
alien 2: do you really find the idea of your own genocide that enjoyable!? there are 2 things you don't kill that a human will rip you limb from limb for!
alien 1: that being?
alien 2: a pet, and offspring. trust me, you don't want to know what happened to the last ones who ate some pets alive.
alien 3 *looking up from a manual*: This is crazy, says here that in absence of a child a human adult may instead bond with a creature it has dubbed as a "pet" and considers it as much part of its family unit as another human being.
alien 1: but...thats just insane, they arent even the same species, let alone on the same sapience level!
*all three stare silently* fuck
Human: Trust me, what i did to those who killed my rabbit still enters my nightmares... but that was oh so worth it.
Just give every alien government a free copy of "John Wick"
"They nailed him to wood until he died"
Couldn't help but shed a tear myself imagining the crying, shot, and screaming that ensued. Thank God they provided ships, otherwise in sure we would have found a way to ram their home planet with earth itself.
Edit: I still think about this story over a year after first hearing it. Simply imagining the screaming audio coming over the loudspeakers and communication networks would be more than enough to make me see red as the dropship doors open to disgorge it's feral cargo.
I wonder if the humans ships played "Over There" on loud speakers as they traveled to fight the Pankin
Ride of the Valkyries. :D
@@reasonabledoubt459 I can hear this and it's glorious
I suppose that poor child and mother were the OG family of the Emperor of Mankind in 40k.
They can't grasp the concept of Citizen Soldiers
For the author!
For the narrator!
And for the algorithm!!!
I like this guy's inspiration, I love the Enderverse and can't wait for the completion of the few story arc's left to write for
Part 19 closed out the first story arc, the sequel's part one was released today.
Aliens kill a child
The entirety of humanity: I am become death, destroyer of worlds
Ehhh!!!! Why does this seem like another cliffhanger?!!!?
well there are a few more Chapters, the Auther does a good job
light spoiler
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at the moment it gets a bit "salty"
Because it has 19 parts and only 2 are narrated, oh and the sequel came out today on r/HFY.
"This species is the most homicidal, suicidal, and blood thirsty species I've ever come across."
Now you're just flirting with me.
Xeno soliders: I heard that the female took out his skull and beat him to death with it.
Other Xeno that had a human hybrid child: That dosen't seem physically possible.
Bad sniper Xeno: Yeah, thats what he kept saying too.
*Flashback*
Filthy xeno while being beat to death: This doesn't seem physically possible!?
Human female: (pick your posion) *Dead silence or incoherent screaming*
Nice RvB reference.
i mean... this story makes a bit of sense, considering what the USA did after they attacked pearl harbor.
to reference a russianbadger video "we sank a few ships and they dropped the sun on us twice."
Human child is brutally and unceremoniously killed...
Child's mother: *(scp 096 whimpering sounds followed by a courage shattering cry of burning rage and hate)*
If scps were real, every single galactic race would put us in a system wide quarantine, since we would absolutely use them as weapons.
And you just know the mother [REDACTED] the killer's body before she was finally gunned down
Vile Xenos being purged puts a smile on my face
We spend their first 3 years running to stop them from killing themselves, the next 3 walking and yelling to stop them, the next 6 just yelling, and the rest of their lives hoping we yelled enough.
The last thing heard was "what makes the grass grow?!"
It's that part I love in humanity. Most of us would not even bat an eye on other peoples lives as we have our own things to deal with but when a child, no matter the race, color, nationality or creed gets in danger or threatened, it is as if all gloves are off and by any means necessary *protect the little ones*
Aliens commit War crime
Humans "So your Free-Trial at Life as now been forfeit"
Yeah, humans are particularly strange when it comes to children of our species. Usually, they don't even have to be our own for us to feel someway primal about seeing them harmed.
Your voice reminds me of how I always thought Winston Churchil sounded.
Xeno Kills a child
Humanity : COWABUNGA IT IS!
Pirate shoots baby... The Earth "and I took that personally"
....huh, I wonder if we could get enough white phosphorus for a full scale orbital bombardment
" stop supplying weapons and tech " too late we will just reverse engineer it and make it better
I'd just like to point out one famous line. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
He shot a... Baby?
I'll just open this can of whupass.
They shot several. Humanity went Great Crusade levels of feral
this is why i am a firm believer of the God-Emperor of man, because he demands the extermination of all xenos
Suffer not the xenos to live, brother.
Suffer not the xenos scum, brother
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!
All hail the algorithm ... five words minimum. Great stories by the way.
Glad you enjoyed the story
"Does anyone have a translation for 'yippee ki yay MFer'?"
"Now I have a machine gun. HO HO HO."
10:19...10:30... well...that's one way to interpret humanity's most "predominant" religion...and an easy excuse...for pretty much taking any action...otherwise inconsiderable...
11:25... but of course...the politician would be the shortsighted one...
Human: *Relax*
Alien: bang
Humans: WATCH IT BUB!
Blitzkrieg, the human WAAAAGH!!!
10:50 DO NOT TRY US Alien Boi.
WE NAILED our God to a Cross.
WE Detonated Nukes in our ONLY livable Bio-sphere
WE'VE knowed only 200 years of Non-War era in our history.
DO NOT FUCK WITH US.
the story's name being "we thought wrong" and the ending qoute being "we think" is a horrifying loop oh christ-
I've been on numerous flights with squealing infants and while I can sympathise with the pirates every human knows you hurt the parents 😉
Yippie Kai Yay for the algorithm!
For the algorithm
I think the real message of this story isn’t about human care for their young, but the power of human rage
You don't want to protect only human young. You want to protect ALL younglings. THEN we would agree
_"...in contradiction to doctrine"_ you say? Why, that would just be an "easier" if no more less inscrutable to any form of reasoning way to describe the whole nature of the species!
Stories from the southern half of the American continent and the Asian continent that they have begun eating the pirates
I always love these stories
glad you enjoyed
Suffer not the xenos to live!
(Loads bolter with righteous intent)
Xenos should be given the benefit of the doubt, before you start attacking them
@@Charlie94781 WRONG
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
Immediate switch flipped the moment I read "that" line.
🤔?
...8:53... over the top? overkill? that's the human way... and that is indeed concerning...especially in the long term... normally reasonable problems to be met with serious consideration are naught but trifling matters...12:00...
I thought about writing a story like this, about not hurting kids. This is far better than my idea. This is far better.