r/HFY TFOS# 731 - You Don't Kill Larvae by TheAusNerd (Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 Год назад +116

    bug: it's just larva. kill them.
    *a class of children die*
    humans: *menacingly* we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth.

    • @soffren
      @soffren Год назад +16

      And our mastery, does not end with earth.

  • @ReaVen443
    @ReaVen443 2 года назад +118

    F*cking Bugs attacked a Schoolship?
    They got of easy for what they did.

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 месяцев назад +2

      Oh, I don’t know. Being turned into a living, conscious, skinsuit for a WMD seems, if not exactly right, at least poetic.

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 Год назад +134

    From making homemade flamethrowers for roaches to nukes for alien bugs, truly the most human approach

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus Год назад +11

      "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 Год назад +3

      @@stinkyfungus tandem based kenetic rods from god, it ruins even the bedrock, then the nuke

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 Год назад +3

      *Fortunate Son intensifies*

    • @ravenschihl4038
      @ravenschihl4038 Год назад +2

      I might be a bit late but nuclear flamethrowers any one?

  • @DoctorRobertNeville
    @DoctorRobertNeville Год назад +66

    I liked when they said, "You don't kill children, you freakin' bug!" Know this you don't harm our young, elders, or our pets. Lest we send a planet buster bomb to your home world. Of course if we are feeling nice we might just terra-form your world to support our people.

    • @dwwolf4636
      @dwwolf4636 Год назад +6

      Lifeforms on earth that went after our young had a tendency to go extinct.....

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Год назад +61

    Don't kill kids. Simple rule of warfair with humans.

    • @Sly_Wolf
      @Sly_Wolf Год назад

      And if you do, do NOT be stupid enough to shoot at the medics of the soldiers curb stomping you.
      You hurt kids? Genocide. You hurt doc as you get genocides? Geneva checklist.

  • @kazadori164
    @kazadori164 3 года назад +292

    so they attacked a........school bus?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 года назад +38

      Yup.

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 2 года назад +125

      "They killed Ms. Frizzle! To WAR!"

    • @kayakMike1000
      @kayakMike1000 2 года назад

      @@TheMonkey747 that woman was wanted for child endangerment by no less than three sapient races in six different provinces across the galactic federation.

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Год назад +97

      @@TheMonkey747 "You got your wish Arnold. This isn't a field trip. Not anymore."

    • @bigfatstupidfish2397
      @bigfatstupidfish2397 Год назад +48

      The magic military transport

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Год назад +9

    Given the hive mind, the humans only killed one sentient being. Just one with many different bodies.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +55

    another bug hunt, love me a bug hunt.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 года назад +10

      This was not a hunt. It was an extermination.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 года назад +9

      @@DocWolph that's just a really REALLY good hunt

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 года назад

      I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen 2 года назад +5

      Love me kids
      Love me bug hunts
      Simple as

  • @maplemoth7325
    @maplemoth7325 Год назад +40

    Xenos should really stop attacking our kids. It never ends well for them.

  • @csi1392
    @csi1392 Год назад +14

    ripley from an alien movie would disagree. when a species invades your home every member there is an enemy combatant

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад +37

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 Год назад +9

    These are the bad ass stories we like

  • @losthero0
    @losthero0 Год назад +8

    Does anyone remember the name of the story on this channel with 4 large aliens landing in earth in a city then killing a crying baby in a mother's arms, she goes insane and attacks them but is also killed, along with others in the crowd who became outraged. Then every subsequent battle across the stars began with the audio clip of a crying baby, a shot, a woman's scream. Always sent every human into a berserker rage.

    • @mariesalias
      @mariesalias Год назад +3

      We Thought Wrong by Endersgame69.
      I may be remembering the authors name slightly wrong. I just listened to this story a couple of days ago, so it’s still fresh.

    • @losthero0
      @losthero0 Год назад +1

      @@mariesalias Awesome! Thank you! Been looking for this one and the other one about us colonizing every Asteroid in the solar system and having a super dense rod being extracted from the sun to be used as a resource for colonization and building, and super dense metals being used to basically make cheap cans for food. Wanted to add both these to my favorites. Thank you again!

    • @mariesalias
      @mariesalias Год назад

      @@losthero0 I’ll have to keep an eye/ear out for the second one, I don’t think I’ve encountered it yet.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 8 месяцев назад

      @@losthero0 "TFOS1123, Our attack was unfortunate." One of my favorites.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@mariesalias TFOS1123 "Our attack was unfortunate". It is... entertaining, as long as you do not mind the idea of overcrowding that would make roaches feel claustrophobic.

  • @daleeasternbrat816
    @daleeasternbrat816 Год назад +6

    Show the Queen the vid of the Mama Elephant Stomping a Crocodile to Death. She really overdid it. She overdid it A Lot. At what point the Croc decided that Attacking a baby Elephant was a really stupid idea is unknown.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or a hippo dividing a croc without a calculator

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 Год назад +2

    And that is why you don't harm our children, Bug Brains

  • @gretor5114
    @gretor5114 2 года назад +14

    Burn them back to bedrock.

  • @notafrisbee5907
    @notafrisbee5907 3 года назад +84

    Dejavu, I have heard this story before.
    Still nice tho. How do you select the stories anyway?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +36

      with an algorithm of course! (its what i call my spreadsheet votes+word count+can be made youtube friendly :D)

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 года назад +6

      I think this is an elaboration of a previous story.

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston Год назад +7

      There was another similar story of a chitinous bug species killing a scout troop, only to be murdered by actual soldiers, without nukes or anything.

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare Год назад +1

      I mean most stories on the sub are following pretty much the same structure: aliens attack humans, aliens make stupid move, humans do some suffering and loss before exterminating aliens and/or winning the girl and the applause of the whole restaurant.

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris 11 месяцев назад +1

    This lesson needs to be applied today.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 10 месяцев назад +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 3 года назад +16

    They got off easily

  • @Cursedzeba
    @Cursedzeba Год назад +3

    The only good bug is a dead bug. Nuke em Rico

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 года назад +14

    keeper going

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад +4

    Thank you for the reading

  • @truj6562
    @truj6562 3 года назад +61

    I don’t know if anyone has brought it up but the doom guy isekai 40k word met the view and like goal. Are you working on that, or Is there enough story left for it?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +17

      Unfortunately the week of meeting the goal the Author cancelled the series.

    • @silence___
      @silence___ 3 года назад +9

      Wait what send the link I want to read that

    • @zadikariamitchell1930
      @zadikariamitchell1930 Год назад +5

      Ah shit, I remember that. It was fun.

    • @CitrusPeppercorn
      @CitrusPeppercorn Год назад +4

      So doom guy in 40k meets woppie Goldberg?

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 Год назад +2

      Wait, what?
      That’s a thing?

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 года назад +14

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 года назад +12

    For the Algorithm!

  • @brisingr12313
    @brisingr12313 3 года назад +14

    Doesn’t this sound like it has a Starcraft theme?

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 месяцев назад

      If it was written in the last few weeks, I would expect it to be based on current events.

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon Год назад +2

    Those hive and empire and warrior types are always such arrogant, pretentious, and cowardly bastards. They act all high and mighty when mowing down the defenseless but soil themselves once the "inferiors" fight back.

  • @kemmli
    @kemmli 3 года назад +6

    For the algorithm!!

  • @damiennightmaresx7950
    @damiennightmaresx7950 Год назад +2

    hearad it before but the hivemind is different its more ant like and not "WE ARE ALL VESSELS FOR THE QUEEN WE HAVE NO INDEPENT THOUGHT FOR IT IS NOT NESSACRY"

  • @andreibogoi2530
    @andreibogoi2530 Год назад +4

    spacemarins an tiranids warhammer 40k

  • @saxquest
    @saxquest 2 года назад +5

    That is a messed up story

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 года назад +4

    For the Algorithm

  • @rev_ares8680
    @rev_ares8680 3 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @PoliceTelephoneBox
    @PoliceTelephoneBox Год назад +22

    Subpar story. The idea that humans would send a school bus to uncharted space or that they'd be stupid enough to nuke another species without some sort of diplomacy and risk war with another space fairing species is stupid as hell. Great reading though!

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 Год назад +36

      I’ve seen people drown wasps in ranch dressing. The resounding conclusion made by the comments section was in multiple versions. One response was, “get that mfer”, another was “the ranch didn’t deserve this”. You really think humanity wouldn’t choose violence if aliens slaughtered children? Especially BUG xenos? Nah, personally speaking I’d go full 40k on their asses.

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys Год назад

      Alien space faring bugs that kill boy scouts out on a tour would be exterminated. Humans don't tolerate bugs that kill kids, on earth or in space.

    • @dorthvoder9375
      @dorthvoder9375 Год назад +4

      Agree with the one above

    • @dorthvoder9375
      @dorthvoder9375 Год назад +9

      And there was bothing known in space so there would have to be no precautions, like taking a bus to a national park and discovering an armada.

    • @Sora_SlimeCat
      @Sora_SlimeCat Год назад +4

      @@dorthvoder9375 The wasps are armed and want your flesh! The school did not anticipate this! The military will remedy that soon, though.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +3

    Hehe
    For the algorithm!

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 года назад +3

    FTA!!

  • @babla69420
    @babla69420 Год назад +2

    They should've been enslaved as fodder, that's their punishment

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 месяцев назад

      They had tissue samples, and apparently the ability to either clone or resurrect the transport bug. Who says they didn’t keep them as fodder?

  • @davidknight1129
    @davidknight1129 Год назад +2

    I love your channel

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад +1

    97th, 2 July 2023

  • @918guy
    @918guy 7 месяцев назад

    My names Slim and I'm from Buenos Aires!.....
    Would you like to know more?

  • @Seisoks
    @Seisoks 3 года назад +6

    early !

  • @politebadger5049
    @politebadger5049 3 года назад +3

    for the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +4

    For the algorithm