r/HFY TFOS# 570 - Blueshift by Glitchkey (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 года назад +116

    There's no such thing as overkill. Only "Fire!" and "I'm out of ammo!".

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +4

      true nuff

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +11

      You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 года назад +5

      When you've got dakka on your dakka on your dakka on your dakka, you still don't have enough dakka.

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад +12

      I have only one thing to say about that...
      America once sent TWO A1-10 Warthogs into the same battlefield.
      ... ...

    • @kylemackinnon6230
      @kylemackinnon6230 2 года назад +4

      "Fix Bayonnets"

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 года назад +33

    if we promise our help, we damn well will deliver.
    there is no shame greater then help promised and found lacking.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +25

    We do have safety interlocks to prevent doing that by accident and built in bypasses to do so on purpose.

  • @benjamintherogue2421
    @benjamintherogue2421 Год назад +4

    "We have decided the rectify the embarrassment of previous failure with copious amounts of murder."

  • @willanrac
    @willanrac 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oh my f'in god i LOVE that the name of a battle ship is named "The cost of living"

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 4 года назад +78

    Ahh yes my favorite kind of battle strategy.Overkill ☠️

    • @appachaihoppachai1246
      @appachaihoppachai1246 4 года назад +1

      Ahmen

    • @pikachufantastic
      @pikachufantastic 3 года назад +7

      NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH DAKKA!

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +6

      You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

    • @ShadesinMirra
      @ShadesinMirra 3 года назад +4

      That is the Only Kill

    • @ShadesinMirra
      @ShadesinMirra 3 года назад +3

      @@bobsterclause342 make the dakka red, it makes better dakka

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 3 года назад +40

    I love the Fleet names. It's glorious that we cannibalized almost our entire solar system.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 года назад +18

      The Planet X fleet was there too, but they're the stealth fleet so they were radio silent.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Год назад +1

      Yeah, I was thinking "where'd tey get the mass to build all those... oh".

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 10 месяцев назад +2

      who needs a dyson sphere to waste all that material. oh wait there's still the kuiper belt and ort clouds to cannibalize

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 4 года назад +39

    What?!?! Did humanity dismantle their whole system to make that fleet?

    • @ryancronwell6368
      @ryancronwell6368 3 года назад +16

      It also appears that the entire race was digitized into AI

    • @bvc5320
      @bvc5320 3 года назад +14

      Looks like everything, but Earth.

    • @janthion3590
      @janthion3590 3 года назад +9

      I'm sure Terra was turned into some kind of Hell Fortress like never seen before.

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 3 года назад +16

      @@ryancronwell6368 Not quite. Most humans would likely have volunteered their minds, but once scanned they could be digitally replicated many times over.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +7

      This concept is so utterly incredible, I WANT MORE OF IT

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 2 года назад +10

    That’s the kinda firepower that could take on the Infinite Empire and the Star Forge fleets from Starwars. Damn. Kinda sexy yo, a bit sorrowful at the loss of so many celestial bodies but still a fine work nonetheless. Especially if it’s in the name of preserving life.

  • @stevedixon921
    @stevedixon921 2 года назад +8

    Overkill, for when the enemy just refuses to understand that surrender is the only course of action they have left.
    Burn the living to death, burn the corpses to ash, then burn the ashes. Finally, burn the fire.

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +26

    Hmmmm I think the fleet needs more.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +16

    For the Panteon of the Eternal Navy!

  • @MasterMindWC
    @MasterMindWC 3 года назад +39

    Navy so massive it literally took the entire mass of the Sol system to build. May what ever god you worship, help you.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +11

      brown pants time

    • @ReaVen443
      @ReaVen443 2 года назад +2

      And crewed by "Immortal" RI's

  • @aretailcashier450
    @aretailcashier450 3 года назад +6

    Truly the masters of dakka

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад +5

    "Nothing succeeds like excess"

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 года назад +43

    I’m just saying that those ships were probably not just the planets. The star (a yellow dwarf) could’ve been added to the fleets, that would explain the readings of a star that his ship got.

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 4 года назад +13

      Jupiter is (AFAIK) big enough to sustain some level of nuclear fusion in its core - if it were much bigger, we'd have a binary star system

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 3 года назад +7

      @Kenric Young you are right and I was wrong. I was told long ago that Jupiter is still emitting more energy than it receives, but somehow missed the fact that it is due to Kelvin-Helmholtz and not fusion. I am sorry for spreading misinformation :-(

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 3 года назад +2

      @Kenric Young you sure about that rate? At 3cm/yr it would have to be roughly double its current radius 5 billion years ago even without the rate being higher in the past.

    • @timothyblazer1749
      @timothyblazer1749 Год назад

      ​@@matejlieskovsky9625 the KH hypothesis has been refuted by Juno, although the Academy has yet to catch up.

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 Год назад

      @@timothyblazer1749 could you link a source? I can access most papers if needed...

  • @r68camaro
    @r68camaro 2 года назад +5

    Go big or go home. Go home and go big!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 года назад +29

    Suicide by brain scan? Sounds like Sword Art Online

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +5

      could be

    • @terrysaunders7107
      @terrysaunders7107 Год назад +1

      Eve online.

    • @eliandervalderen5849
      @eliandervalderen5849 Год назад

      @@terrysaunders7107 never heard of it

    • @MayTheFay
      @MayTheFay Год назад

      its probably based off the idea that to measure the exact state of each neuron would apply enough energy to vaporize it, thus suicide when the brain scan copies your brain data atom by atom.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 года назад +24

    For the Algorithm, may it lead us to the great singularity!!!

  • @alicefreist318
    @alicefreist318 10 часов назад

    "There is no such thing as overkill. There is only certain, and uncertain. Which would you rather be?"

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад +6

    All hail the Battle Pantheon!

  • @judahschultz
    @judahschultz Месяц назад

    This fleet is so stinking large that the replicators from Stargate would be impressed. Especially the fact that they can build 100 fleets of the same size.

  • @darokdeed
    @darokdeed 3 года назад +7

    Stellaris Synth empire

  • @got2kittys
    @got2kittys 3 года назад +9

    When humans reside in space forever.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 года назад +5

    Almost, and I stress *almost* enuff dakka.

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 Год назад

      I must interject- it *is* enough dakka, as they will be adding more dakka to it as they travel. Near infinite dakka, if you will, only confined by the mass in the universe.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 года назад +9

    Happiness, is a warm receiver group.

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 3 года назад

      The Beatle's approve.

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 3 года назад

      @@t.j.cornett7495 Memory fails. I don't get the reference.

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 3 года назад

      @@kirkjones9639 the Beatles have a song titled happiness is a warm gun

  • @r.connor9280
    @r.connor9280 4 года назад +23

    Stellaris war in a nutshell

    • @stargazerSofia
      @stargazerSofia 2 года назад +2

      this is beyond vanilla stellaris. this is gigastruktural enjeniring levels of bonkers (sorry if dramer is bad)

  • @appachaihoppachai1246
    @appachaihoppachai1246 4 года назад +8

    Praise the algorithm, another grand tale.

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Год назад

    "Is that everyone?"
    "You wanted more?!"

  • @ivikhenry2424
    @ivikhenry2424 2 года назад +5

    ... by the Emperor...

    • @judahschultz
      @judahschultz 7 месяцев назад +1

      Even the Imperium of Man would be impressed by this fleet…

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 Месяц назад

    Well that ending surprised me.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 года назад +6

    keeper going

  • @edparagonpc
    @edparagonpc 15 дней назад

    The dialog is excellent.

  • @janthion3590
    @janthion3590 3 года назад +5

    Fortress Terra Sol

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Месяц назад

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @rod2662
    @rod2662 4 года назад +6

    🙏praise the algorithm 🙏
    🙏algorithm be pleased 🙏

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 года назад +2

    To please the algorithm is all

  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 года назад

    New Community Post : ruclips.net/channel/UCjwgx_1TfvmCERTGgD4g5nAcommunity?lb=UgzlNQeNudgFUaisyB14AaABCQ

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 года назад +4

    Bobbing the dragon

  • @altonsalmon809
    @altonsalmon809 2 года назад +4

    I have never laughed so hard

  • @archdornan4389
    @archdornan4389 3 года назад +2

    Shit
    Outta
    Luck

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +4

    What is with people and cloning themselves and thinking thats not mortality.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +1

      you forgot an im in front of that mortality......

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 2 года назад

      @@alganhar1 oh. have I now?

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 года назад +5

    I sacrifice this comment to the Algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 года назад +6

    First for the algorithm

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Год назад

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @danachim5932
    @danachim5932 Год назад

    Ciao please slower cadenceoad retur to written script also make it alf screen or more for the scrollig text

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 месяцев назад

    103rd, 28 December 2023

  • @spartanghost_17
    @spartanghost_17 3 года назад +1

    The reading is awful and distracting instead of elevating

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +4

      Fair Enough , thank you for trying though

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 года назад +5

      I find the reading quite entertaining. And I've worked with enough South Africans that the accent and cadence are no problem to me.

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 3 года назад +3

      To each their own

  • @AFriend21
    @AFriend21 9 месяцев назад

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm