r/HFY TFOS# 566 - Hazzard by Lostfol (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Valeomega1996
    @Valeomega1996 4 года назад +119

    *Alien makes blockade near asteroid belt*
    Humanity:Free death race track
    *Aliens profitable confusion*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +16

      seems legit

    • @lordpfeiffer8490
      @lordpfeiffer8490 3 года назад +15

      Aliens plus humans this is probably the new NASCAR. and the humans designs of ships will just get better improved and hell even our power generation is probbly getting more and more powerful all these aliens are doing is helping us design better shit.

    • @918guy
      @918guy 6 месяцев назад

      Them Duke boys gettin up to no good.

  • @scheinerchen6471
    @scheinerchen6471 3 года назад +43

    smart enough to understand the laws of physics and stupid enough to break them, i like that :-D

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 3 года назад

      Bend not break. Laws are really only loose rules made from obversation. Like the video said humans are good at finding loopholes to rules so i think the better version is bend them

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 года назад +44

    Humans in 2021: “Gotta go fast!”
    Humans racing an Alien blockade in 1200 years: “I got the Need, the Need for Speed!”

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад +39

    'Traveling faster than you can see' definitely pushes on the boundary of the definition of 'sanity'

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 года назад +1

      Technically, you've got tunnel vision in those curcomstances, not complete" blindness".

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 3 года назад

      @@Geroskop no.. Its total nothingness. You can see because of light. If you move faster than light your eyes cant register any light. You wouldnt even see the inside of the ship

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Год назад +1

      Ever watch a top fuel dragster?
      The driver view is nuts.
      You can't see anything after launch until the engine cuts off at 1/8th mile.

    • @TheJMPD
      @TheJMPD Год назад

      Just remember what Jack Burton always says: "I never drive faster than I can see "

  • @t.j.cornett7495
    @t.j.cornett7495 3 года назад +31

    Basically the cannonball in space, sweet!

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +43

    Welp I would believe that we would literally do this

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 4 месяца назад +1

    My Granddaddy was a moonshine runner and loved to go fast while sipping whiskey. Madlad for certain. This story brought back happy memories.

  • @christopherbahena4498
    @christopherbahena4498 3 года назад +15

    Nascar in space sounds about right.

  • @zetaking2909
    @zetaking2909 3 года назад +15

    sooo space version of how nascar got started >.>

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 11 месяцев назад +3

    It reminds me of a scene from the BBC series Red Dwarf. The ships AI tried to explain to the MC how hard it was to pilot the ship at light speed. "Even with a IQ of 2000, it's still brown trousers time up here!"

  • @jamesskelton3488
    @jamesskelton3488 3 года назад +18

    I do hope Junior Jonhson the 23rd is on of the pilots in space Nascar

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад +6

    "Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Speed us away!
    We're going nowhere fast!"

  • @00DayMan00
    @00DayMan00 3 года назад +14

    This just feels like Redline

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 года назад +23

    Seems realistic.

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 4 года назад +27

    Oh yes the most important question of all
    Does it fast?

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 3 года назад +30

    is this pod racing? I'm sure that it's better than driving in a circle for 500 miles

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 года назад +4

      No... not pod racing!
      This is Dukes of Hazard in Space!
      Copperhead Road!

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 года назад +3

      Technically it would be an oval, but yeah, point taken.
      High stakes rally perhaps?
      "Smokey and the Bandit" (get something from point A to point B as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)
      Or a "Cannonball Run" (the movie where you cross the USA as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Nyet-Zdyes You've nailed it, those talking about Cannonball Run and Death Race are wrong. The author even calls one of the characters Captain Bossog. Boss Hogg. The only way he could have made it more clear what his inspiration was would be saying a ship named the General Lee won, or having one of the ships play a Dixie horn over the comms channel.

  • @duncanmassey2099
    @duncanmassey2099 3 года назад +12

    This is a masterpiece 👏

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 3 года назад +18

    Yep,... totally something we humans would do. We are the "pft,... hold my beer" species.

  • @brianfulwood7827
    @brianfulwood7827 2 года назад +11

    I could see this actually being a thing.

  • @silva1sme994
    @silva1sme994 4 года назад +12

    Red line in space?

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад +13

    My credits are on the red one, 'cos we all know red makes it faster

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      of course

    • @mrblaqfyre3130
      @mrblaqfyre3130 2 года назад +2

      @@AgroSquerril Screw dat im cheering for the orange one with the Empire logo on top with the callsign Grand Moff Tarkin

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 Год назад +2

      Mine or on the " we break for no one"

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 Год назад

      Char Aznable The red Comet

    • @donaldscholand4617
      @donaldscholand4617 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrblaqfyre3130Is that a General Lee oblique reference? 👍

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 3 года назад +8

    Just an asside... the Sol asteroid belt averages 600,000km distance between asteroids.

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 года назад +3

      2 light seconds apart... considering FTL... just input 1/FTL. Seems legit to me))))

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 3 года назад +2

      @@Geroskop good point... I think.... what were we talking about again?

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 года назад +2

      @@carlfranz6805 we were talking about asteroid belt desity and ships moving at, and above, light speed. I was arguing that even with distances between roids of half a light second, when you moving at speed of more than C you have percived dencity higher.

    • @jamaicanewshub9582
      @jamaicanewshub9582 Год назад

      Now, try navigating at the speed of light

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 4 года назад +13

    Great story man

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад +2

    Thank you for the reading

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 3 года назад +3

    Redline 2009 for reference!

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 месяцев назад

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 года назад +7

    I just love those stories!)

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 года назад +3

    For Squerril

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 года назад +2

    Independent colony. If a colony is too much trouble to rule then grant it independence.

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 года назад +8

    I WANNA GO FAST!

  • @shaunford8529
    @shaunford8529 2 года назад +2

    sounds like space nascar

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 года назад +3

    keeper going

  • @Bruh-po8fc
    @Bruh-po8fc 4 года назад +11

    Hey agro I wanted to let you know that 2 more chapters if pretty little deathworlders came out a few days ago

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +5

    For the Race!!

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Месяц назад

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @richardhowells5804
    @richardhowells5804 2 года назад +2

    GAS GAS GAS!

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 4 года назад +6

    Yaaaaay new video !!!!! Thank you !!!✨🌸👍🎉🥳🎉💖🌟

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +3

    For the algorithm!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +6

    Try not to laugh challenge.

  • @Jameswixom
    @Jameswixom 3 года назад +3

    Space nascar

  • @davedave8986
    @davedave8986 4 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 6 месяцев назад

    2nd time hearing this one RUclips seems to be broken!

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 4 года назад +3

    Dakka dakka dakka

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +4

    Trade is more profitable than war.

  • @royalcomputer3780
    @royalcomputer3780 3 года назад +1

    Oh gods

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 месяцев назад

    interstellar NASCAR ?!?!?!

  • @62forged
    @62forged 8 месяцев назад

    😊

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад +1

    85th, 30 June 2023

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 2 года назад +1

    😂

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 года назад +3

    For the algorithm