A HFY Story : The Humans Poke Back | 2258 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  11 месяцев назад +55

    If you are an Author and would like me to narrate your stuff , Send me a message on Reddit (u/Agrosquerril) with permission and I will add you to the pool of authors I pull stories from. (no Guarantees )

    • @peterbernier7461
      @peterbernier7461 11 месяцев назад +1

      Personally I would appreciate it if you would lose that blue light.
      I very much like your reading style as well as the stories you choose.

    • @niytash
      @niytash 11 месяцев назад

      Do you only read fiction?
      Would you be willing to narrate the terra papers?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  11 месяцев назад +2

      @@niytash Yup only fiction , will look into the Terra Papers

    • @gr1mzamarr
      @gr1mzamarr 10 месяцев назад

      Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

    • @gr1mzamarr
      @gr1mzamarr 10 месяцев назад

      Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 11 месяцев назад +57

    Humanity: "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 11 месяцев назад +38

    Humans Xenocede Back!
    For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад +47

    I have to agree with the Ambassador though. Somebody knew what was coming and had made preparations for it while allowing innocents to die. Unfortunately, that happens more often than most of us know or would want too.

    • @larsharris
      @larsharris 11 месяцев назад

      So another Pearl Harbor?

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 месяцев назад +9

      Possibly, though I wouldn't count how quickly the fleet was assembled as proof. Humans can do things *very* quickly when properly motivated.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@brigidtheirish True, but given the Ambassador's reaction, he had a pretty good idea how long it should take to recommission the reserve fleets and in his opinion it happened too quickly.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@merlinathrawes746 He also wouldn't be the first person to be certain about something and also wrong. I've just seen too many wild conspiracy theories that revolve around "they did it too fast."

    • @OzzyBoganTech
      @OzzyBoganTech 11 месяцев назад

      Yep 👍 like right now

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 9 месяцев назад +31

    New Tattooine? Yup Star Wars nerds in the distant future CONFIRMED

    • @edparagonpc
      @edparagonpc 6 месяцев назад +3

      It would surprise me a bit if some nerd hasn't already named a planet new tattoine. I sure would!

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 месяца назад

      Probably as a nickname but it wouldn’t fit the offucal baking schemes
      Think of the story of the kid discovery wolftopia but nasa changed its name to TOI 1338 b

  • @Twokeeshonds
    @Twokeeshonds 11 месяцев назад +85

    Your narrations are exceptional. Hollywood needs to hire you to be in some of these stories. Keep up the good fight, my friend.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  11 месяцев назад +15

      glad you enjoyed

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 11 месяцев назад +4

      No, not Hollyweird. They don't deserve him.

    • @Twokeeshonds
      @Twokeeshonds 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@WorldWalker128 probably right with that, lol

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Twokeeshonds Not Hollyweird! They'd ruin him!

    • @Headloser
      @Headloser 10 месяцев назад

      I completely agree. He does has a rare ability to engage the story to the audiences.

  • @oscarphillips3654
    @oscarphillips3654 11 месяцев назад +68

    honestly, I had expected the human's first volley to be kinetic rail/coilgun rounds ah-la Halo possibly tipped with all kinds of spicy surprises like a Casaba howitzer payload to break or penetrate enemy shields. but a giant laser focused through a gravity lens would also get the job done as well and could potentially allow the beam to be at least somewhat gimbaled so in theory at least a spinal mount Main laser could be walked onto the target if it initially missed.

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 11 месяцев назад +6

      Depending on the degree of control the engineer has and the strength of the reactors, if those gravitic lenses were projecting the field outwards rather than just creating a gravitic halo to fire the laser through you could potentially have a sleeve of gravity distortion surrounding the beam. That would add g force impact damage to the target as well as thermal energy transfer from the laser. Imagine a bunker buster bomb, the hard outer casing punches through the armour while the core explodes inside to wreck the internal volume. In this case gravity rips the Hull plating while the laser melts the internal bulkheads and ships systems. Not to mention the effects on biology...

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 11 месяцев назад +12

    You can call me what you want, but I'm still a mentalgent at heart. Lovely story and narration, as always.

  • @ghostbear177
    @ghostbear177 11 месяцев назад +198

    Gentlemen?!?! Where's the real Agro foul dopelganger?

    • @cruallassar7428
      @cruallassar7428 11 месяцев назад +31

      Not five seconds in and I’m thinking, “No. this is wrong.”

    • @deathbedquestion
      @deathbedquestion 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah derp!

    • @deathbedquestion
      @deathbedquestion 11 месяцев назад +31

      Mentlegents revolt!
      We run around in circles chanting "DERP DERP DERP!"

    • @rybread3981
      @rybread3981 11 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@deathbedquestionoh shit, I've been running in squares

    • @badpop987
      @badpop987 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@rybread3981they make padded rooms square just to mess with us. Cut the corners equally to run in circles and foil their evil mind bending plots!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад +16

    Having been in the Navy I'm aware of the concept of a reserve fleet. The biggest problem is in manning the ships if/when needed.

    • @larsharris
      @larsharris 11 месяцев назад +1

      You did catch that in vacuums of space they were 95% ready to go in hours. Plus with automation instead of thousands of crew needed. It sounded like a few dozen to a hundred per ship.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@larsharris I'm very aware of the difference between a wet Navy and a space Navy. Even with automation, crews need training (which takes time) and consumables need to be supplied. Not just food and water, but atmosphere, fuel, ammunition (or it's collarairies). Then there's the system checks, making sure there's no damage from micrometeorites, updating computer and navigation systems, literally tens of thousands (or more) of things that need to be done and/or checked before they can leave orbit and get underway. But I suspect the biggest holdup would be crew. Given that the Navy was down to a hundred frigates and they were fielding several times that, not counting the parasites, even borrowing from the merchant fleet, crews need training.

    • @henrihamalainen300
      @henrihamalainen300 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@merlinathrawes746 It sounded like they were intentionally having way more crew on frigates than actually needed if they added all the automation. That way it was possibly to keep large amounts of trained crew on payroll just in case they needed to bring out the big guns. Might cost a bit but still cheaper than having big ships operational all the time and faster than having to train new crews in emergency situation.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 11 месяцев назад +12

    Thank you for the video. Yet another excellent edition of, "The aliens F'd around, so now they'll find out."

  • @aRealAndHumanManThing
    @aRealAndHumanManThing 8 месяцев назад +1

    To be honest, I'm not even a big fan of those stories. But the narrating is just on a whole other level, and my adhd is pleased, so I started to watch your vids again. Hope your voice continues to recover well

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 11 месяцев назад +14

    nooooooooooooo! it can't end until the hanth have been eradicated from the galaxy. more stories please [note there is some bonus material on the reddit. unfortunately the 2nd bonus scene is largely a repeat of the first bonus scene atm]
    thanks for the narration sir

  • @Yistern
    @Yistern 11 месяцев назад +17

    Like pissing sunlight on a cluster of ants through a magnifying lens.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 8 месяцев назад +1

      quite accurate given the fact we are talking about lasers here

    • @itzwizory9556
      @itzwizory9556 5 месяцев назад

      Oh Doctor Eggman must've been the main engineer of humanity in this story

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 11 месяцев назад +13

    Great story; Excellent narration! I hope this story has a sequel or two!

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 11 месяцев назад +1

      This, fortunately, is one part of an on-going (I suspect...) series that's being presented in a disjointed fashion.
      I commend Agro for the reading, but a rethink on his part might in order so as to this chain of stories credit.

  • @Quiras2
    @Quiras2 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love the different voices you incorporate in the reading! Great job!

  • @brianjuergensmeyer8809
    @brianjuergensmeyer8809 11 месяцев назад +9

    I shall proudly wear the title of Mentalgent until I shuffle off this mortal coil! However, we still need to get the algorithm involved.

  • @lrmackmcbride7498
    @lrmackmcbride7498 11 месяцев назад +23

    The lensing problem is why railguns are better weapons. At light speed and space ranges even tiny adjustments mean a miss rather rail gun or laser. Rail/coil guns can be fired with grapeshot packages and a centimeter sized ball bearing moving at 99% light will penetrate hundreds of meters of matter and with a grapeshot package can cover a nice radius reducing misses.

    • @larsharris
      @larsharris 11 месяцев назад

      But the danger days to months later. Unless caught by a gravity well. Those rail gun projectiles could travel for hundreds of light years. Being pulled off course by mild gravity wells of planets, moons. A laser. Even finally focused to be deadly at 4 light minutes. By 20 light minutes hardly enough to harm your eyes with basic shield. By a light year the most sophisticated equipment might notice it.

    • @kuhljager2429
      @kuhljager2429 11 месяцев назад +9

      While i am a fan of kinetics in space, they do have a glaring issue of needing a backstop. Energy weapons with a lensing issue wont kill something 1k Km behind your target. A railgun will. To quote Mass Effect:
      "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! (...) I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"
      you up those numbers to just shy of lightspeed, and you start cracking planets -- by mistake -- if you miss. I love "slow" kinetics, but the super hyper velocity stuff just isnt useful against anything that manuvers, unless you have some sort of shell-self destruct built in (Like C-RAM shells do)

    • @cubiusblockus3973
      @cubiusblockus3973 11 месяцев назад +3

      Kenetic weapons also have the added disadvantage of MASS.... You require ammunition to fire, that ammo is MASS.
      Adding mass to anything, lowers is agility.
      A kenetic fleet would be hulking, monsterous and slow.

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@cubiusblockus3973 which is why you have dedicated ships for them, basically artillery vessels putting the hurt down in the opening stages. Maybe even parked out with the Carriers and some point defence platforms so no one gets the idea of charging the guns

    • @thoriated
      @thoriated 11 месяцев назад +2

      Another issue with kinetic weapons is recoil. The energy put into the projectile also needs to absorbed by the launching ship. Equal and opposite. The hotter the projectile, the sturdier the gun mount needs to be. Rocket assisted, self guided projectiles could be used, like current artillery. More expensive than a "dumb" projectile, but less than a missile, and nearly as effective.

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 3 месяца назад

    I love the story! I must say though, the part about calculating a firing solution for the main energy weapons and the need to take the speed of light v/s the distance to the target in light minutes, the target course and speed, all into account when aiming the main energy weapons and the need to use all that to be able to calculate the point to aim at where your target WOULD be in space instead of where it WAS when you fired, all of that is VERY reminiscent of the exact same problem American WW-II submarines had in calculating and aiming their torpedos at where the enemy ship WOULD be at when the torpedos arrived instead of when they were when the torpedos were fired. Instead of the quantum coprocessor in the story, the WW-II American subs used a (then) state of the art electro-mechanical analog computer called the Torpedo Data Computer (TDC) to process fire control solutions using target distance, speed, target course and target angle of travel relative to the sub's travel, plus torpedo speed.....very similar to the quantum coprocessor computer in the story. And in both cases, any course corrections by the target would throw off the targeting and firing solution. And like in the story, that's why ships in WW-II often sailed an evasive and unpredictable zig-zag course to throw off hunting subs. I absolutely laughed at the short message in the story "Fumigation successful" to report victory, lol.

  • @Candleknight
    @Candleknight 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ooooo. That gives me a cool idea for space combat!
    You could have close-to-star battles and use the gravity lenses from this story to instead focus huge areas of sunlight down into solar death beams.
    With a big enough gravity lense array, you could possibly even use it as a system-wide defense weapon.
    That's cool! Imagine a semi-dyson swarm of focusing arrays, able to briefly direct the entire output of a star to a single target!
    Or have the array split up and multi-target.
    Almost like using your home star as a super powerful laser turret!

    • @Sutskoen
      @Sutskoen 2 месяца назад

      I will try to find the name of the story, but there was one, where humanity did basically that.
      At first thought, I believe it was something like, "our attack was unfortunate"
      Edit, title was perfected

  • @imopman
    @imopman 10 месяцев назад +1

    Excellent speaking voices, subscribed.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 4 месяца назад

    Message to Wing Commander: Get those filthy Kilrathi out of my sky and... oh, wait, wrong story. Got a bit sentimental at those words.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 11 месяцев назад +3

    Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @CharlesFroehler
    @CharlesFroehler 11 месяцев назад +6

    I would have left the flagship with no engines or weapons, leaving comms and life support; let Admiral Deertick float there and think about what he's done for a while.

  • @timothyferrelli8274
    @timothyferrelli8274 11 месяцев назад +2

    The dreadnought ships had glasses.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 8 месяцев назад +1

    "We decided to use their own landing pad."
    Clearly someone's a rookie.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 8 месяцев назад +3

      I mean this almost feels like the galaxy has a "book of war rules" all of them follow to a degree that forbids the use of for example traps
      and this is essentially someone used to show fights getting into a bar brawl

  • @spartus1128
    @spartus1128 7 месяцев назад

    I wish more stories like this were turned into shows and movies.

  • @YoshiTheWise
    @YoshiTheWise 10 месяцев назад +1

    In my experience there are two kinds of artists. The kind that do art for the love of art and they don’t care what you do with it. And the kind who want to make money with their art and want everyone to psychically know that they made every piece they post.

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 11 месяцев назад

    Good story, I enjoyed it. WITH ENERGY!!!

  • @pattibakshi8662
    @pattibakshi8662 10 месяцев назад +2

    Need a continuation please

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 11 месяцев назад

    Another great reading of a great story

  • @taevans609
    @taevans609 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks for another wonderful story.

  • @TS-bj8my
    @TS-bj8my 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks and for the algorithm!

  • @scott644
    @scott644 11 месяцев назад

    Nicely read. Enjoyed the story.

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'D love to see this bloke do one of the old M.R James ghost stories for Christmas, just been listening to the 1st rate BBC versions done by Sir Christopher Lee ~ brilliant stuff a chara slan go foill!

  • @Headloser
    @Headloser 9 месяцев назад

    The broadcaster sure know how to add special effect to his speech.

  • @drthmik
    @drthmik 11 месяцев назад +18

    Kinda disappointed that the best part of the battle was skipped

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 11 месяцев назад +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Xenos: We destroy your planet!
    Humans: I'M A-FIRIN MY LAZAR! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @DK-pb7tr
    @DK-pb7tr 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why has mainstream media not made the narrator a job offer ?

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 11 месяцев назад +7

    All that wasted time on a build up to know where. At least the author could have described the first shots and their enemies reactions. It's like they don't understand the joy of seeing your enemies finding out after all the fing around they were doing.

  • @rowandoggo
    @rowandoggo 11 месяцев назад +2

    FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

  • @Mustangofold
    @Mustangofold 11 месяцев назад +1

    Holy heck, he called us gentlemen...I thought I was a mentlegen...

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 11 месяцев назад +2

    Our rules are in place for YOUR protection, xenos…

  • @Topa101
    @Topa101 11 месяцев назад

    I Loved it.

  • @SilentMage6
    @SilentMage6 9 месяцев назад

    Am I the only one who wants to hear this gentleman read a romance story? Like just full of swoon, and butterflies, and feet kicking squealing scenes of a sweet vanilla romance.
    Just me? OK. 😅😅😂

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 11 месяцев назад

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @adame7269
    @adame7269 11 месяцев назад

    ...You didn't say Mentalgents. Did the bugs get to you Agro?! Blink twice if you're you!

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 11 месяцев назад +1

    New Tatooine? ok...

  • @SirMarshalHaig
    @SirMarshalHaig 5 месяцев назад

    That sounds like it is inspired by David Weber's books

  • @blendpinexus1416
    @blendpinexus1416 9 месяцев назад

    reminds me of the story "don't poke the humans"

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 10 месяцев назад +1

    Klatu Nikto Baroda!

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 11 месяцев назад

    For the algorithm!

  • @evilraylatiolais
    @evilraylatiolais 11 месяцев назад +1

    For Al Gore's rhythm!

  • @sonashinko480
    @sonashinko480 11 месяцев назад

    I'm a mentalgent thank you very much good sir😂😂

  • @warriorwithin44
    @warriorwithin44 11 месяцев назад

    Gentlemen? What happened to us being meta gents?

  • @dusanradin5868
    @dusanradin5868 11 месяцев назад

    "Plata o plomo"!

  • @Xypher8691
    @Xypher8691 11 месяцев назад +1

    As a respectable enough Mental Gent, not sure how I feel about being called a gentleman. Lol

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 11 месяцев назад

    2:33,
    We get to do anything we want WITHOUT breaking the geneva convention?!?!? thats not good...

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 11 месяцев назад +1

    There's a bit of an unpleasant high pitch hum in this upload, might want to give it another try?

  • @jrsydvl7218
    @jrsydvl7218 11 месяцев назад

    That's 1 in the first 5 seconds.

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 11 месяцев назад +3

    For The Algorithm

  • @korinogaro
    @korinogaro 11 месяцев назад +1

    Pleasant story, good reading performance BUT... it always makes me wonder how authors within couple of minutes know and not know how universe works. What I mean... Aliens shoulg not know number and masses of the human fleet as all information moves through space at speed of light. Even gravity.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 11 месяцев назад

      The problem with trying to limit gravity to lightspeed is gravity is a four space phenomenon and skips the long way of a 3 dimensional straight line.

  • @alexanderkeene4367
    @alexanderkeene4367 11 месяцев назад

    The combat distances are insane. The Earth is a bit over 8 light minutes from the sun. Being worried about being pinned against a planet when planetary orbits are the size of the combat zone is silly.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 11 месяцев назад

    Well you f***ed around now you find out.

  • @kdmbigpig
    @kdmbigpig 11 месяцев назад

    Humans? FY !

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 11 месяцев назад

    Fumigation!😂😂

  • @nachtwaya8721
    @nachtwaya8721 11 месяцев назад

    FOR THE ALGORITHM

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 11 месяцев назад

    Mental Gents unite

  • @chronus4421
    @chronus4421 11 месяцев назад +2

    Gentlemen? What's this? Boo!

  • @johnschneider931
    @johnschneider931 11 месяцев назад

    🎉

  • @scottcampbell7944
    @scottcampbell7944 4 месяца назад

    Fumigation complete!

  • @goen5601
    @goen5601 11 месяцев назад

    No more Mental Gen?

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris 11 месяцев назад

    Gentlemen? What?

  • @gamerboiiiiiii
    @gamerboiiiiiii 11 месяцев назад

    Should avdertise or... maybe mention your rumble account? Heard you DO get paid there...

  • @Mildly_Dead
    @Mildly_Dead 10 месяцев назад

    Wtf? Drones slow? In reallity future drones should be the most agile and deadly combatants on the battlefield, i mean think of the most agile fighter jet and think of what it would look like with no wind resistance no gravity acting upon it and to top it of no squishy inside severely limmiting G's.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 месяцев назад

    10th, 20 November 2023

  • @TheJeikou
    @TheJeikou 11 месяцев назад

    Late comment

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 11 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah. The author us an... welll.. I mean tell us a story with no action.. no real ending..

  • @earmunchermuncher7639
    @earmunchermuncher7639 3 месяца назад

    Fta

  • @whgordon6109
    @whgordon6109 11 месяцев назад

    You said Gentalmen...
    What the hell is going on here?

  • @gr1mzamarr
    @gr1mzamarr 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bring back the fishtank your face takes away the power of the story...

  • @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg
    @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg 9 месяцев назад

    Terrible end. Wanted to here the enemy reaction.
    Now, onwards to purge the galaxy of xenos filth, for the emperor!