DOLITTLE - I Have To Explain (SPOILERS)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @BlackNerdComedy
    @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +464

    What movie should I "explain" next?

    • @MrFTW733
      @MrFTW733 4 года назад +66

      Black Nerd Comedy - Birds of Prey, it's begging for an explanation lol

    • @thewalkingbread706
      @thewalkingbread706 4 года назад +23

      Steven Universe movie

    • @LegoMelonz15
      @LegoMelonz15 4 года назад +33

      When it comes out, Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway

    • @SeansMovieCorner
      @SeansMovieCorner 4 года назад +14

      Hansel and Gretal or Peter Rabbity

    • @SpiderHam
      @SpiderHam 4 года назад +12

      Flight of the Navigator!!

  • @joshknightfall
    @joshknightfall 4 года назад +361

    You: What time period is this movie?
    Universal: Yes.

    • @beamf
      @beamf 4 года назад +2

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @heyimsasa
    @heyimsasa 4 года назад +1241

    I don’t think anyone says this enough: thank you for suffering for us, Andre. You’re doing good work 💖

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 года назад +5

      So true😂😂😂

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, especially since some of us had no idea this film exsisted. XD

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 4 года назад +2

      Andre: god dang it man what am i doing my life
      Gezan: that's an age old question for all of us

    • @klkozel
      @klkozel 4 года назад

      Agreed! And watch a One Piece movie for a breather!

    • @krissydoll8213
      @krissydoll8213 4 года назад +2

      Ha! Yep. Helping us to save our money and time.

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 4 года назад +365

    Idk why directors feel the need to get recognizable actors to voice act instead of getting quality voice actors. Those ppl work hard on their craft and I hate getting pulled out of the movie by recognizing some ones voice that was placed there to be recognized.

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 года назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 4 года назад +8

      Marketing

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 4 года назад +2

      to be honest in Brazil the voice of the dog in the first movie was done by a famous comedian that is not a voice actor, and it is the most memorable thing in that movie, also the tiger had the voice of homer Simpson, my point is, sometimes the voice works for the best, but when they put someone to say one line, just so we go "look its that famous guy" it is bad in the original version, and worse when translated to other languages because they will not have the voice of the famous person anymore, and sometimes the famous person is not even famous elsewhere and we have to replace with one of our own famous person and change the entire joke

    • @megacrashthehedgehog5377
      @megacrashthehedgehog5377 3 года назад

      Preach!

  • @brrrnaner
    @brrrnaner 4 года назад +631

    The sequel:
    Dr. Dolittle and the Mystery of Jellical Ball

  • @jknetwork6211
    @jknetwork6211 4 года назад +479

    One of the many timelines doctor strange talked about.

    • @bakashinji
      @bakashinji 4 года назад +23

      Tony Stark survives the battle while Cap sacrifices himself
      Stark abandons Pepper and Morgan and devotes his life to animals

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +12

      JK Network or is this where Tony went to after he snapped?

    • @FanBanks
      @FanBanks 4 года назад +5

      I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

  • @draco2351
    @draco2351 4 года назад +268

    While I like the Black Nerd Rants or Good Bad Nerdy segments for movie reviews, I really do enjoy the I Have to Explain format. Hope to see more of these this year especially with movies that are average/weird like this. Really shows off your sharp wit in your train of thought.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +64

      Thank you for this. These videos have been a lot of fun for me to do. The freedom of not worrying about spoilers allows me to talk freely about the movie rather than generalizing and that helps me a lot.

    • @FameyFamous
      @FameyFamous 4 года назад +3

      Agree! More videos like this please!!

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 года назад +1

      Well, Sonic's coming up, so this format is lookin' to get some more use soon!

    • @agingerbeard
      @agingerbeard 4 года назад

      100% agree

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +652

    Makes you appreciate the Eddie Murphy Doctor Dolittle movies.

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 года назад +20

      wstine79 I was never a huge fan, but it was an interesting update on the story! (I like Rex Harrison best)

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +7

      Aside from Rex Harrison Dr Doolittle, I don't like any of the Doolittle movies I've seen

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 4 года назад +7

      The Eddie Murphy/ Keke Palmer films always jad birds pooping on people. This had none of that. I mean it had a farting dragon but I rather that than birds pooping on Peter Boyel and Oliver Platt and Jeffrey Jones and that other guy

    • @paponmeowmeow4745
      @paponmeowmeow4745 4 года назад +7

      @@hulkfan97 At least they weren't as make believe as the new shitty one

    • @eshryo
      @eshryo 4 года назад +3

      hulk fan did you say Keke Palmer

  • @dustyjo1010
    @dustyjo1010 4 года назад +183

    Fun fact: giraffe “horns” are actually called ossicones, because they are actual bone growths on the skull 🙌

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +4

      Dusty Jo cool 😃

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 4 года назад +1

      Cool info 😍

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 4 года назад +2

      Dusty Jo awesome! And they have super long strong eye lashes!

    • @9michelee9
      @9michelee9 4 года назад +2

      I'm Mexican, and I read that and said to myself "why the f*ck do those bones are called big mouth?" And then it hit me that the word is not in Spanish... I'm so stupid but I learned something new... Thank you

  • @inkleef
    @inkleef 4 года назад +217

    This sounds like someone trying to explain a dream that they had

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +2

      inkleef _ Oh yea, you got a point!😃👍🏻

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +4

      inkleef _ a long winding dream through the entire night

    • @VV-lf2tp
      @VV-lf2tp 4 года назад

      Bobbie Mead Sounds to me like someone just turned 13 aka the edgiest age.

    • @jordanwilliams9300
      @jordanwilliams9300 3 года назад

      YES

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +574

    Robert Downey Jr. pulling stuff out of a dragon's ass.
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

    • @CharginChuck
      @CharginChuck 4 года назад +10

      Are there ads for this movie on e621?

    • @sawspitfire422
      @sawspitfire422 4 года назад +4

      @Wet Johnny Everything that goes in must come out at some point :P

    • @mamawray
      @mamawray 4 года назад +10

      I thought the dragon having a set of bagpipes and a suit of armor up stuck in her butt was pretty funny. Couldn't help but notice that these items looked VERY clean. Like dragon spit is all sticky and orange but dragon poop? Must be like cotton balls or something because the stuff that came out that anus was immaculate. The armor was actually shiny! And the cloth on the bagpipes wasn't even wet.
      Obviously, the studio censors told the director: fart jokes are fine, but feces are the line!
      It's probably a studio rule: Do not cross the Poop Line.

    • @richardgonzalez4633
      @richardgonzalez4633 4 года назад +4

      What bad dragon
      I feel like that was a bad question

    • @jordanloewen7636
      @jordanloewen7636 4 года назад +1

      Oh boy

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +438

    I like Robert but Eddie is my Dolittle

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 4 года назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @TheHelado36
      @TheHelado36 4 года назад +15

      To early for a remake of this movie, people have Murphy’s version too fresh still in their minds, and that first one was not good either !

    • @nnny0559
      @nnny0559 4 года назад +6

      Avery the Cuban-American Rex Harrison is my Dolittle....and Eddie’s one came out in 1998....I’m so old.

    • @donnafreeman1571
      @donnafreeman1571 4 года назад

      Facts 💯

    • @mayday-tz4dv
      @mayday-tz4dv 4 года назад +1

      @@donnafreeman1571 Yeah no. The murphy movies were unfunny family comedies. This atleast tried to stay true to the original by being an adventure.

  • @andregarza5224
    @andregarza5224 4 года назад +297

    Whenever he does a spoiler review without the non-spoiler review, I get the vibe he didn’t like the movie lol

    • @kevinerose
      @kevinerose 4 года назад +8

      My favorite part of the movie was when the queen finally wakes up and immediately turns into a bitch from hell. So all these servants who have been watching over her for weeks trying to keep the queen alive, one of the first things she does is turn to them and tell them to get the hell out of her room. "What are you all looking at? I'm not dying any longer. Get the hella out of my room!" I was like, wow, so this is who Doolittle wanted to save? This horrible person?

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 4 года назад +3

      Kevin Rose and Queen Victoria was NOT like that in real life. That part was ridiculous

  • @joWorld664
    @joWorld664 4 года назад +171

    Andre dabbing with a straight face is the reason why he's my favorite movie critic

    • @Ayoken007
      @Ayoken007 4 года назад +3

      Testing out a new rating metric: 2 Dabs out of 5.

  • @grekoy
    @grekoy 4 года назад +164

    The prologue should be the movie. We get to see Lily meet DoLittle, explore Lily's home, experience the adventure in saving animals from prouchers, and seeing the couple meet their animal companions.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад +5

      That’s the Rex Harrison movie

    • @grekoy
      @grekoy 4 года назад +9

      @@jeniferjoseph9200 In some ways yes, but no. Lily was not born on an island where people and animals coexist and known to be an explorer.

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 4 года назад +168

    This movie has a worse rt critic rating than cats... let that sink in...

    • @Dallen12378
      @Dallen12378 4 года назад +12

      Joseph Fernando even though Cats should literally be 1%

    • @kamreinlaemmle7394
      @kamreinlaemmle7394 4 года назад +13

      Are we still going off of rotten tomato critic scores?

    • @Dallen12378
      @Dallen12378 4 года назад +4

      Kamrein Laemmle no in general.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 4 года назад +3

      Joseph Fernando cats is so much worse. I wasn’t terrified the whole time in Doolittle. Just bored to death.

  • @marcevancostanzo3199
    @marcevancostanzo3199 4 года назад +175

    The movie is called "Dolittle". And, in regards to the plot and comedy, you couldn't ask for a more appropriate title.

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson 4 года назад +177

    Cats: I'm the craziest movie about animals Universal's ever release!
    Dolittle: I'm about to end this film's whole career!

  • @siriuslyconfused1
    @siriuslyconfused1 4 года назад +75

    I feel like this is WAY overly complicated for a Doctor Doolittle movie, like... damn.

  • @jammiedodgers13
    @jammiedodgers13 4 года назад +37

    Listening to this is like listening to someone describe a dream they had, and you're really trying to follow along but it just makes no sense. "Mhmm, the mob ants... okay... and the Barry berries... sure..."

  • @cecollins68
    @cecollins68 4 года назад +53

    So basicly this movie is about thanos dragging Tony starks soul into the afterlife and forcing him to live out the rest of his days in a hellish purgatory where he talks to animals?

  • @Exman33x9001
    @Exman33x9001 4 года назад +106

    "Cats is better than this" -Andre
    Best review ever

  • @brittanishantel5939
    @brittanishantel5939 4 года назад +220

    I have to watch: Black Nerd Comedy

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад +4

      Brittani Shantel Always mandatory lol.

    • @jeromychavez6121
      @jeromychavez6121 4 года назад +3

      Among my top five favorite RUclipsrs!

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад +1

      @@jeromychavez6121 He is very likeable Namaste.

    • @jeromychavez6121
      @jeromychavez6121 4 года назад

      @@justindenney-hall5875 Writing a script and one of my characters are named after him personally! :)

    • @CulpamlandExtra
      @CulpamlandExtra 4 года назад +2

      Brittani Shantel my weekly dose 😫

  • @misayficationoz6266
    @misayficationoz6266 4 года назад +63

    "My berry berries!... “
    Voldemort said that...
    - Black Nerd Comedy, 2020

  • @whitneymouse
    @whitneymouse 4 года назад +72

    “I’m sitting in a theater with money I PAID to watch Robert Downey Jr. clean out the colons and intestines of a dragon!...HOW IS CATS BETTER THAN THIS?!”
    I FELT that pain! I’m so sorry, Andre!
    Sincerely,
    Someone who paid to see Cats in theaters....twice

    • @clovers10
      @clovers10 4 года назад +3

      19:20 for the quote

    • @andrewblack2596
      @andrewblack2596 4 года назад +1

      Who is crazy enough to see Cats twice?

    • @randombrokeperson
      @randombrokeperson 3 года назад +1

      I found and read your comment RIGHT as he was saying it lmao!!

  • @matchamochi781
    @matchamochi781 4 года назад +60

    This movie clearly is saying that bears had modern dialect before people.

  • @ForPapaandGrandma
    @ForPapaandGrandma 4 года назад +163

    Dude, you got me to go see "Cats" and, yes, I was entertained. However, there is NO WAY that you're gonna convince me to watch "Dolittle," if that's your plan.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +53

      It's not ha ha ha!

    • @ForPapaandGrandma
      @ForPapaandGrandma 4 года назад +12

      @@BlackNerdComedy Thank goodness! I cannot fully convey the level of contempt and cringe I felt when I watched the "animal audition" promo. In particular, that bear and squirrel--E-GADS!

    • @thedarkphoenix1640
      @thedarkphoenix1640 4 года назад +13

      Bex Fire Black Nerd got me to watch Cats too but I found it so bad that I left the theater twenty minutes in. I just saw Doolittle yesterday and it was bad but nowhere as near bad as Cats.

    • @kiwiangeldust6912
      @kiwiangeldust6912 4 года назад +4

      Bex Fire I hate Cats more tbh

    • @paponmeowmeow4745
      @paponmeowmeow4745 4 года назад +5

      @@thedarkphoenix1640 I personally think Cats was better in just about every aspect, except for the cat costumes

  • @desireehernandez7038
    @desireehernandez7038 4 года назад +33

    They ACTUALLY had an end end scene, with mudfly sitting at the bottom of the pit he fell in, trying to speak to bats- you know, I never thought I’d see Michael Sheen squeaking at bats but here we are

  • @meggiealexis1694
    @meggiealexis1694 4 года назад +92

    Did most of us forget that Robert Downey Jr. also stared in The Shaggy Dog remake with Tim Allen? Try explaining that!!! 😂

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 4 года назад +25

    Producer at Universal: All right, Jimmy, 2019 is coming to a close. What do you have for me?
    Assistant Jimmy: Uh, sir, the rights to Dr. Dolittle expire next year.
    Producer: WHAT?!!?! That can’t happen! Not on my watch. Get me a scriptwriter! And call Robert, he owes me a favor!
    Movie Trailer: Dolittle 2020! Ta-da!
    Audiences everywhere: Whaaa......?
    Studio: F@ck you, it’s January.

  • @kingofthemooners09
    @kingofthemooners09 4 года назад +65

    So what you’re telling me is they wanted to do both Rex Harrison in style and Eddie Murphy in content.

  • @CharginChuck
    @CharginChuck 4 года назад +41

    I was never, ever going to watch this movie. Now I think I need to. The same thing happened after I watched your Cats review. What kind of bizarre superpower do you have, Andre?

  • @hackroots02
    @hackroots02 4 года назад +101

    Robert Downey Jr. back to his old Sherlock Holmes accent

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +23

      No. His sherlock is decent. This is like his faux British accent combined with Jeff Bridges weird mumble accent that he started with True Grit

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад +14

      It's supposed to be a welsh accent actually, I heard him talk about it on the Joe Rogan Experience.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +1

      @@justindenney-hall5875 that is so. But the mumbling and muttering is definitely aping Jeff Bridges

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад +1

      @@orinanime I wouldn't know I haven't seen it.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +1

      @@justindenney-hall5875 you're not missing out on anything I assure you

  • @lauramuse910
    @lauramuse910 4 года назад +69

    Universal should literally have hired you to tell the story because YOUR telling of the story was actually entertaining. Just saying.

  • @clockstomper
    @clockstomper 4 года назад +67

    RDJ be like, hmmm, let me go with the movie where I fist an intelligent animal and then it farts on me. No wonder he's stuck as Iron Man.

    • @TheDisneyLover58
      @TheDisneyLover58 4 года назад +20

      I think he was the point of: “I’m rich. I don’t care, I’m bored I’ll do at least dumb movie.

    • @krissydoll8213
      @krissydoll8213 4 года назад +2

      @@TheDisneyLover58 LOL! Seems likely.

  • @shatteredtimelord
    @shatteredtimelord 4 года назад +16

    A dragonfly's life span is 6 months, so dating for 2 weeks is like dating for 8% of his life.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 4 года назад +41

    What in the hell is going on over at Universal Pictures?!

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +19

      Hey, at least they have 1917 ha ha!

    • @shadowzach00
      @shadowzach00 4 года назад +4

      @@BlackNerdComedy cant believe they spent 175 million on this disaster needed to make 300 million to break even ouch

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +1

      Goo Lagoon I honestly wish for Universal to be successful😂

    • @krissydoll8213
      @krissydoll8213 4 года назад +2

      I assume they're living up to the nickname "Hollyweird"?

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +2

      Goo Lagoon “DARK UNIVERSE” 😜

  • @jennifercole337
    @jennifercole337 4 года назад +3

    I saw Little Women in theaters this weekend and we could hear noises from Dolittle next door which wasn't too bad except for quiet moments. There was a funeral scene, but you could just hear like lions roaring in the background which was a bit of a mood killer

  • @captcrais101
    @captcrais101 4 года назад +52

    Robert is trying to do a Welsh accent and it is done badly

  • @Rfm8066
    @Rfm8066 4 года назад +38

    I love how tired you are of this movie. Your deterioration throughout these 24 minutes is so entertaining (though sorry for your pain!) I want to see this movie though only so I can clown on it

  • @mjtubeme
    @mjtubeme 4 года назад +49

    Andre, if it makes you feel better your, "I have to Explain" series is one of my favorite series.

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 4 года назад +17

    Director: “Wow, this movie turned out way dumber than I expected.”
    Universal: “No... Make it dumber.”
    *Reshoots*
    John Cena: “Well, my career took a hit with Playing With Fire, but after THIS I’ll be back on top!”
    *Dolittle comes out*
    John Cena: “I should probably go back to wrestling.” 😑

  • @toyscourge4983
    @toyscourge4983 4 года назад +13

    Robert Downey Jrs accent is welsh, there’s tons of references to that. It’s an extremely British movie. I doubt any one in America would really get it. Micheal Sean’s character is amazing FYI!

    • @toyscourge4983
      @toyscourge4983 4 года назад

      @A Catalan Liam yes I am, I am playing it. Because I live it. I’m a British guy living in the south, hardly anyone understands me let alone gets my jokes, references or points of view.

    • @toyscourge4983
      @toyscourge4983 4 года назад

      @A Catalan Liam so can I comment In peace now,

  • @_FoxHoleCharlie_
    @_FoxHoleCharlie_ 4 года назад +22

    By the end, your whole demeanor is that of a kid who got Go Bots instead of Transformers for Christmas

  • @artloveranimation
    @artloveranimation 4 года назад +23

    7:05 Just after you mentioned Duck Tales, you totally missed a pun immediately after when you said “fowl play” 🦆

  • @carmendelcastillo7724
    @carmendelcastillo7724 4 года назад +18

    I think if they had made it a lot more heartfelt and taken itself more seriously it could have been good. But no. It was all lazy script writing and played out jokes.
    The only good thing was the popcorn I got to eat!

  • @robuthe697
    @robuthe697 4 года назад +12

    "Anyway...the tiger gets hit in the balls!" That made me laugh so much...

  • @lizardlee10
    @lizardlee10 4 года назад +41

    To the tune of Zendaya is Meechee “Rami Malek is Chee-Chee”

    • @smartbunny
      @smartbunny 4 года назад

      Elizabeth Hammons Gundacker almost did it. But then endorsed Sprite.

  • @lunavioleta001
    @lunavioleta001 4 года назад +23

    Remember when Robert Downey Jr. was in things like Chaplin, Fur, The Soloist, The Zodiac, Tropic Thunder, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
    I think Iron Man might ruin his career as a serious actor.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +12

      He's still a great actor, but a movie is made of many parts.

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 4 года назад +8

      @@BlackNerdComedy I think people forget that acting is a job. Sometimes you're just there for the paycheck, and it won't be good. Other times, yeah, you might get an Oscar.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +1

      Orange Taxi was hoping he would do something small and more character or drama focused or indie

    • @ricardosiahaan5287
      @ricardosiahaan5287 4 года назад

      well drug ruin his career and Iron Man saved it

    • @lunavioleta001
      @lunavioleta001 4 года назад +3

      @@ricardosiahaan5287 Iron Man made him rich and famous. Before Iron Man, he was in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in 2005, Fur and Scanner Darkly in 2006 and The Zodiac in 2007. Those movies were enough to "save" his career as an actor, especially The Zodiac. He would of most likely be fine without Iron Man, but not as famous or rich.

  • @TheJManOrRiot
    @TheJManOrRiot 4 года назад +26

    I was originally planning to go and see this movie but I was like nah and saw 1917 instead

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад

      The J-Man Or Riot! Disappointed now?

    • @TheJManOrRiot
      @TheJManOrRiot 4 года назад +5

      jblue1622 no,1917 was a great movie

  • @nottheone5350
    @nottheone5350 4 года назад +19

    This movie could be summarized as “HI! I’M JEFF” got it lmao

  • @Shiny_Sandshrew
    @Shiny_Sandshrew 4 года назад +21

    I feel like saying this is like Duck Tales is an insult to Duck Tales.

    • @donnafreeman1571
      @donnafreeman1571 4 года назад

      😂😂 😂 so true

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +1

      Amigo J aaaaaaaand that’s why he said it was like an episode of Duck Tales, but it would’ve been done better in 30 min on the show Duck Tales

  • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
    @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 года назад +24

    “You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?” -PC Danny Butterman

  • @AdamYJ
    @AdamYJ 4 года назад +2

    I shall further explain Doctor Dolittle: The Doctor Dolittle books were a popular series of children's books from the 1920s by Hugh Lofting. It was made into a famously troubled musical starring Rex Harrison. The movie's production was so troubled it nearly led to the end of the Hollywood musical. The thing about the original books is that they're very much a product of the attitudes of the time, to the point of including a lot of old-timey racism (not entirely uncommon with older books. The Mary Poppins books have the same problem). This is probably why the makers of the Eddie Murphy Dolittle movies chose to chuck everything but the "talks to animals" bit. Heirs to Lofting's estate have tried to amend and rewrite the books to make them more suited to modern audiences, but there's only so much they can do. It does bring up the question of how to approach material that has interesting ideas (adventuresome doctor who talks to animals) but otherwise problematic content (old-fashioned racism).

  • @orionaugustwatson
    @orionaugustwatson 4 года назад +18

    I keep waiting for bad movies ,just so that I could watch Andre explaining them enthusiastically.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад

      Orion Watson like we already have enough good movies at this point and how much faith should we even have in the system?

  • @demaxi1
    @demaxi1 4 года назад +4

    Hearing Andre say, "Did the Dolittle do a little doodoo," made all the production that went into this film worth it for me. Cant believe this content is free, thank you.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +88

    First Chris Hemsworth and now Robert Downey Jr. Looks like we are seeing an MCU curse starting up.

  • @danitho
    @danitho 4 года назад +3

    Your face the entire time you're explaining the dragon part is priceless.

  • @Teefs001
    @Teefs001 4 года назад +4

    Mention something tragic once- funny.
    Mention something tragic multiple times- a moral dilemma that reminds people that these are actually really sad. Like Jeff the prisoner on the boat seen once is a funny throw away gag but if they ever revisited him it creates moral dilemmas for viewers as they have to then think about Jeff, his circumstances, etc.

  • @citizencalmar
    @citizencalmar 4 года назад +6

    The first time I saw an ad for this movie, my thought was, "Huh, I guess RDJ got tired of being in good movies." I guess my cynicism was not misplaced. Good to know that if a friend invites me to go see "Dolittle" with them, I can just stay home and watch "DuckTales" and get the better version of the experience than they'll have.

  • @bossbradley
    @bossbradley 4 года назад +32

    We found the movie that broke Andre.

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 4 года назад +21

    The original Doctor Dolittle was an old movie starring a white guy called Doctor Dolittle the second interation Doctor Dolittle was played by Eddie Murphy the third iteration was played by Robert Downey jr.

    • @peanuttydrug
      @peanuttydrug 4 года назад +3

      Brandon Govreau Rex Harrison starred as Dolittle in the 1967 musical version.

    • @hyraxy
      @hyraxy 4 года назад +1

      the ORIGINAL original Doctor Dolittle was a series of children's books from the 1920s!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +122

    In a related story, Tony Stark just recovered from his death.

  • @MetaITurtle
    @MetaITurtle 4 года назад +32

    This was like a bedtime story lol

  • @StarpoBerry
    @StarpoBerry 4 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the part where you questioned everything and had a miniature breakdown was too funny! It reminded me of Saber Sparks!

  • @CleopatraRose
    @CleopatraRose 4 года назад +27

    LOL I was waiting for this especially cause of the dragon scene

  • @Kantohammer
    @Kantohammer 4 года назад +15

    “They zoom in and he starts speaking English”
    Didn’t that happen in The Hunt for Red October?

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад

      Justin Rigsby ?😂?!

    • @tsukishiro70
      @tsukishiro70 4 года назад +1

      Yup. Ramius and Putin, the Kommissar, are chatting initially in Russian about the Bible, Putin says "Armageddon", which sounds the same in English and Russian, then they transition fully into English for the rest of the movie. Then Ramius kills Putin.

  • @wildheartrazorfang6
    @wildheartrazorfang6 4 года назад +3

    Remember when the worst part of 2020 was a dragon farting in Robert Downey Jr.'s face? *looks outside after Tropical Storm Isias* Me neither.

  • @user-DullardBones
    @user-DullardBones 4 года назад +4

    "My Barry berries!" -- Voldemort, 2020
    ...Truly, words of wisdom.

  • @drowemos
    @drowemos 4 года назад +1

    In the J J Abrams studio written sequel we are going to find out that Tommy Stubbins is the grandson of servant who stole a bite of the King's white snake on his fathers side, great great grandson Radagast, the Brown Wizard on his mother side, and both third and fourth cousin of Tarzan and Mowgli respectively. Plus in the the tie in comic book we will learn that Tommy Stubbins has the power to transfer abilities using a squirrels life-force as a psychic medium.

  • @alpacacheese503
    @alpacacheese503 4 года назад +10

    The fact that Robert Downey Jr tried to do a Welsh accent and failed spectacularly while Michael Sheen, who IS Welsh, plays Mudfly is incredible

  • @c.w.r.794
    @c.w.r.794 4 года назад +63

    You have to make “I Have to Explain” a series.
    And now, my list of best Doolittle’s
    1. Julie Andrews
    2. Eddie Murphy
    3. Rex Harrison
    4. Robert Downey Jr.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  4 года назад +23

      Maleficent, Terminator Dark Fate, Charlie's Angels, Playing with Fire, Cats, Rise of Skywalker (kind of heh heh), and now this... yeah, it's pretty much a series ha ha!

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 года назад +5

      T G Rex Harrison for sure. He was a weird dude, but man, he was a great Professor Higgins and Dr. Doolittle!

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 года назад +7

      Julie Andrews played Dr Doolittle?

    • @clevelandmaker386
      @clevelandmaker386 4 года назад +1

      @@BlackNerdComedy YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED IRON MAN PULLED JUNK OUT OF A DRAGONS ASS!!!
      GREATEST
      MOVIE
      EVER
      WHEN YOUR HIGH ON SHROOMS

    • @nukusei
      @nukusei 4 года назад +2

      This is Kyla Pratt erasure and I will not stand for it

  • @klatte3351
    @klatte3351 4 года назад +17

    "What decade is this?!" lol

  • @geckovonparsley8200
    @geckovonparsley8200 4 года назад +2

    "it's a Ducktales episode" - that is spot on. I can practically see it play out as you summarized the plot. :'D
    ...if I want to see someone be rewarded for pulling junk out of someone's insides, I think I'll just rewatch Spirited Away ^-^;

  • @OmegaKnightINC
    @OmegaKnightINC 4 года назад +13

    Why is he making this movie sound like the best movie of all time???

  • @battlegirldeb
    @battlegirldeb 4 года назад +1

    The 2020 movie is trying bring you back to the Doctor Dolittle Books series at came out in 1923-1952 . So this idea is come out almost a 100 years after the first book was publish.

  • @thewatcher8573
    @thewatcher8573 4 года назад +3

    2:05 Human's: 18'somethin's, Animals: 1998, Downey: outside time and space

  • @hayleyloughlin4419
    @hayleyloughlin4419 4 года назад +5

    The second you show the duck with the prosthetic leg, I've instantly thought Della

  • @ryoko65
    @ryoko65 4 года назад +4

    From what I saw in the early trailers, it looked like they were trying to recapture the feeling of the original Doolittle with Rex Harrison which I loved when I was a kid. It's disappointing that a movie with a classic feel like that has to fall back on fart jokes and toilet humor. I love your videos... please don't ever stop ❤

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 4 года назад +3

    1:46 - The gecko from Geico Insurance obviously just ripped the leg off of the duck from Aflac duck lol... its kinda dark but that's my personal canon on the backstory of the duck in this movie lol

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 4 года назад +25

    Oh dear, I had to see this, even though I haven’t seen Dolittle. (Because like you, I consider Eddie Murphy my Dolittle.)

  • @ztslovebird
    @ztslovebird 4 года назад +2

    The most important fix for this movie needs to be during the dragon scene. Imagine if, instead of fecal blockage, the dragon was in pain because she was having difficulties delivering an egg. Or, to keep RDJ from having to stick his hands in a dragon’s private areas, imagine if the dragon was protecting her sick child, and RDJ was able to save the baby’s life. Either way, the dragon would be overcome with gratitude for the ones who saved her child’s life & gift them the Maguffin fruit as a reward.

  • @MrDarkeros
    @MrDarkeros 4 года назад +8

    The way you are explaining this movie is funny as hell 😂🤣 🤣😂

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 4 года назад +5

    "Dr. Doodoolittle: Dragon Proctologist"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +130

    Should've stuck with Eddie Murphy.

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 4 года назад +4

      Hmmm, hard to picture him in a British accent

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 4 года назад +9

      Not even the Dolittle remake series stuck with Eddie Murphy. Movies 3-5 continue with Kyla Pratt

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 4 года назад +4

      @@DigiRangerScott wait what?

    • @ilikecookies230
      @ilikecookies230 4 года назад +3

      Scott Sandler there were three more movies after the first two?

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 4 года назад +5

      ccateni 28 They’re all Direct to video, but yeah, Kyla Pratt was in the first two films and starring with the third her character became protagonist. They’re Dr Dolittle 3, Tail to the Chief, and Million Dollar Mutts

  • @essathemost
    @essathemost 4 года назад +3

    That look on his face in the end of the video is EPIC 😂” I could’ve watched bad boys 😂😂😂😂”

  • @bambio2815
    @bambio2815 4 года назад +9

    2019, Anime fisted a dragon. 2020, Robert Downey Jr. fisted a dragon.

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 4 года назад +1

      Bambi O I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought of that bit from Arifureta

  • @mama_pluis
    @mama_pluis 4 года назад +2

    We went with our kids to a dutch translated version in 4dx. Which had fewer puns ofcourse, because they don't always translate well. The kids liked the film, but they're 6 and 4 and 4dx is exciting, us adults were going through the same emotions you were having unfortunately. You described it very well, like you can see the potential but the dragon scene I could've done without. I do think it's a fun film for kids though, they seemed to have enjoyed it.

  • @garganbrenna74
    @garganbrenna74 4 года назад +3

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Universal: MAFIA ANTS

  • @johnnobon
    @johnnobon 4 года назад +1

    I wanted a cool light-hearted fantasy adventure. Sounds like a big factor in this not being that is the animal voices. I wonder if editing out the animal dialogue would make it closer to what I wanted. That way it would look like Dolittle could understand them even though we as the audience can't and we wouldn't suffer through the dumb animal puns and filler dialogue

  • @kiwiangeldust6912
    @kiwiangeldust6912 4 года назад +13

    I honestly thought this movie was better than Cats imho

  • @Kathy_Loves_Physics
    @Kathy_Loves_Physics 4 года назад +1

    This is Duck Tails y'all - That comment alone is why I love you.

  • @MiddleAgedNerd
    @MiddleAgedNerd 4 года назад +3

    You know, I'm not gonna be that guy and mention that Hunt For Red October did that 'zoom in on the mouth then then everyone's speaking English' mechanism almost 30 years ago.
    Nope. Not gonna be that guy,

  • @happychaosofthenorth
    @happychaosofthenorth 4 года назад +1

    I think there was a mix-up. While the live-action characters got the correct script, all the voice actors got sent the script of deleted scenes/jokes from the Eddie Murphy version. Only too late did they notice the error so they had to run with it and decided it was cheaper to shift the tone than redo all the animals dialogue.

  • @katprime2386
    @katprime2386 4 года назад +3

    For me I think it would’ve been better if they took some time with the story depth and character development instead of just rushing into it.

  • @emmajayne6293
    @emmajayne6293 4 года назад +2

    PLEASE DO DOWNSIZING OH MY GOD IT BLOWS CATS AND DOLITTLE OUT OF THE F*CKING WATER. I cannot begin to explain how utterly bizzare that movie is 🤣🤣

  • @MarvelBritt
    @MarvelBritt 4 года назад +24

    I have to say same Eddie Murphy is my Doolittle also is it sad that I had to look up Dr Doolittle when I thought they were whitewashing the character? 🤣

  • @TheRazorFox
    @TheRazorFox 4 года назад +1

    So between the two Dolittle actors, both Downey and Murphy played characters who shoved themselves into dragon's asses. Downey as a doctor and Murphy as a Donkey.

  • @RyanLBrown9396
    @RyanLBrown9396 4 года назад +8

    RDJ getting farted on by a dragon. What’s there to explain ?

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +1

    Eddie Murphy's Dr. Dolitle movies used real animals and enhanced their faces with CG to make them talk and have occasional expressions. This movie uses full-CG animals, and the charm and realism is completely lost. At no point they look like they're really there. Instead, this looks like some sort of Roger Rabbit affair, where real people walk around in an animated environment, only without all the charm of 2D animation.